| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| Also, my attention span for this paper is like a paragraph at a time | Friday, April 30, 2010 1:57:59 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| It was quiet all day in this fuckin BCC when I wasn't doing work. Now I go to do my paper and a fuckin DJ comes in for the fuckin freshmen. | Thursday, April 29, 2010 9:58:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I have tonight and Thursday night to write two papers. Then I'll be free for the weekend | Tuesday, April 27, 2010 7:52:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I just brought back happy hour at sbc fuckers. | Friday, April 23, 2010 10:25:44 PM | twidroid |
| Paper or beer pong? Hmm, I wrote a paragraph out of 7 pages, so beer pong | Thursday, April 22, 2010 10:02:13 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| What the fuck happened last night and where's my shit | Saturday, April 17, 2010 11:40:30 AM | twidroid |
| well so much for laundry and my paper... oops | Thursday, April 15, 2010 1:58:55 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I was using the iPad playing a game and a low battery bubble interrupted it. WEAK. Where's the notification panel? Android > Apple | Wednesday, April 14, 2010 11:21:46 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck you, Apple | Tuesday, April 13, 2010 11:13:23 PM | twidroid |
| For the love of God... the droid needs a breathalyzer app so I stop texting stupid shit. Just read some texts and facepalmed. | Thursday, April 08, 2010 8:10:51 PM | twidroid |
| Love these office computers. They're like my own little cloud. Encoding boxes, file transfers. So much better than my laptop. | Thursday, April 08, 2010 10:52:42 AM | twidroid |
| Just finished the movie Breach. It was sick. Pumped to hear Eric O'Neill speak tomorrow, and apparently I get to have lunch with him Friday | Thursday, April 08, 2010 2:26:22 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This live wallpaper is so fun drunk. Thanks android 2.1 | Tuesday, April 06, 2010 9:15:32 PM | twidroid |
| Although the new 3D Gallery app in Android 2.1 is eye candy, I am NOT a fan of the way it caches the images. Very poor quality | Tuesday, April 06, 2010 3:19:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Crazy ass Japanese... who makes albino boob chocolate? http://twitpic.com/1diuo3 | Monday, April 05, 2010 9:52:11 PM | twidroid |
| New YES graphics... Play ball! | Sunday, April 04, 2010 8:10:18 PM | twidroid |
| RT @askmeques: Happy Easter everyone! Have a nice day with your families! http://twitpic.com/1d8ddm | Sunday, April 04, 2010 6:07:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @colithika Happy birthday, you old fuck. <3 you son | Saturday, April 03, 2010 1:54:48 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @kevinrose: BAM, Digg App for Android released! http://bit.ly/chyLbP | Friday, April 02, 2010 4:12:50 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| poop. Apparently the UV index was high enough to get burned in just an hour. There goes me sitting out there again tomorrow... | Thursday, April 01, 2010 10:18:45 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| MG! THRS ALS VWL UTG N GGL's GML (I love April Fools day on the interwebs) | Thursday, April 01, 2010 4:59:00 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck Apple. It's true that the fucking magic mouse kills your wrist. | Sunday, March 28, 2010 11:39:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Ok, I'm turning location off on Twidroid because it's useless. Way to pull my location from yesterday. It only updates if you open maps... | Sunday, March 28, 2010 1:34:09 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Prepare yourself for Earth Hour 2010 with the "Lights Off" Twitter-application. http://lightsoff-earthhour.com #earthhour | Saturday, March 27, 2010 1:03:38 PM | WWF Earth Hour (Lights Off) App |
| Where the hell did this lamp knob disappear to? | Tuesday, March 23, 2010 1:28:55 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Ah 6AM... Time to *ahem* start... this paper. Good times. | Monday, March 22, 2010 5:52:53 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I want to taste dirty, stinging pistol In my mouth, on my tongue I want you to scrape me from the walls And go crazy like you've made me | Saturday, March 20, 2010 1:07:28 AM | twidroid |
| BTW, Noble Pils tastes so much better on tap than it does out of a bottle. And where did the Twitter location info go! The F, twitter?!?! | Friday, March 19, 2010 12:58:32 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| OK it's quite obvious these fuckers are capping this at 100kbps, so it's proxy time. | Tuesday, March 16, 2010 2:48:15 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuckin A. This laptop is such a piece of shit. It can't even play back video without tearing. | Tuesday, March 16, 2010 2:45:39 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I want to sleep right now, but the parents musn't know I'm in awful shape. | Saturday, March 13, 2010 12:26:16 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| "The conversation that you requested could not be loaded." Happens in my GMail NONSTOP | Tuesday, March 09, 2010 9:01:58 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I am here: http://maps.google.com/maps?q=40.83949,-73.90394 | Monday, March 08, 2010 5:46:51 PM | twidroid |
| I swear.. If the Droid's 2.1 update doesn't have 5 home screens and the cool app drawer, I'm gonna be pissed. | Thursday, March 04, 2010 5:31:32 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| WHERES MY ANDROID 2.1? Looking good, but needs a few tweaks (more homescreens, 3D app drawer, and Maps 4.0. ITS FAST: http://bit.ly/blldc7 | Thursday, March 04, 2010 1:19:17 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is what happens when I'm up all night doing work: plethora of tweets from me (unlike the past few days where I had like 3 total tweets) | Thursday, March 04, 2010 1:00:05 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| The LCD backlight on my laptop is so dim in comparison to modern displays, it's not even funny. I doubt it was this bad when I got it. | Wednesday, March 03, 2010 2:46:21 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| What's Happening? More like what's not going to happen. And I can tell you what. Next! | Wednesday, March 03, 2010 11:43:02 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @ShavingFoams I have gummies that look like dicks. happy valentines day indeed. Win | Sunday, February 14, 2010 11:26:14 PM | twidroid |
| Clap your hands if you got a bank rolllll | Saturday, February 13, 2010 2:34:05 AM | twidroid |
| @lissema11 It's an Apple product. You consider that? In reply to @lissema11's tweet | Wednesday, February 10, 2010 10:30:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| How theses f'ed up bitches put a paper out weekly is beyond me. Unofficial video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztIETV_wSHg yeah college | Wednesday, February 10, 2010 3:08:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito browser and maps have multitouch pinch to zoom. But they took out some cool shit the nexus one had. Oh well | Tuesday, February 09, 2010 1:38:04 AM | twidroid |
| Use Google. It'll make you study abroad and then get married, have kids and live happily ever after. | Monday, February 08, 2010 2:34:39 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @VtotheFlo Google could have done something so much better with that Ad. They got all sappy. Shame on them In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet | Sunday, February 07, 2010 11:02:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I love overhearing awkward convos while walking. Girl near grape: "my ass still hurts from yesterday" | Friday, February 05, 2010 7:05:16 PM | twidroid |
| My laptop touchpad is behaving all kinds of funky. (grammar?) | Friday, February 05, 2010 11:53:22 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Not a happy camper | Tuesday, February 02, 2010 3:41:18 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito they are not and were never rare and valuable. All any kind of US currency is just paper backed by nothing br more debt. This econo | Saturday, January 30, 2010 2:13:46 PM | twidroid |
| No idea what these Japanese candies are but they are nom. I call them frosted nips: http://twitpic.com/106pxu | Thursday, January 28, 2010 1:56:22 PM | twidroid |
| I am the apartments-townhouses shuttle apparently | Wednesday, January 27, 2010 6:05:41 PM | twidroid |
| I can't sleep in anymore. IDK what happened. I wake up at like 8am everyday. Oh and record early bedtime last night: midnight | Tuesday, January 26, 2010 8:11:54 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| ya know... if i got a little piece of ass to make up for it all this shit i maybe wouldn't care. but NO. never happens | Sunday, January 24, 2010 4:12:15 AM | DELETED |
| http://twitpic.com/z7tcn - Holy shit. My boy from Apple finally sent me a picture of the Apple Tablet: | Friday, January 22, 2010 11:06:16 AM | Twitpic |
| @plasma2002 just made my day with this forum post: http://bit.ly/5Tw9pw (edited b/c apparently you need to log in to read the forum) | Tuesday, January 12, 2010 1:11:53 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Actually Engadget lied. After further tests by me, they were using a shitty app. I got good results on a touchscreen test with another one. | Saturday, January 09, 2010 3:47:27 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Android 2.1 will soon allow apps to be installed to the SD card, freeing the 256mb internal app limit. awesome! please push it to the Droid? | Tuesday, January 05, 2010 5:15:46 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Not even gonna lie, my Droid makes a better flashlight that some crappy ones I own. Sick dual LEDs! | Friday, January 01, 2010 5:36:19 AM | twidroid |
| Holy crap, there's an Android App to play .xm and.mod tracked files (aka keygen music). DROOOOOOOOOL | Wednesday, December 30, 2009 4:54:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| People rip on the Droid's music player app. It's no iPod, but it works. | Wednesday, December 30, 2009 2:40:44 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| If you threw a baseball off of Mars' moon Phobos, it would escape into space. Sooooo cool. Thanks XKCD for this stat. | Monday, December 28, 2009 1:34:07 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @colithika drew this on my Droid usin the über steamy window app. He also called no homo. http://twitpic.com/vhuns | Sunday, December 27, 2009 4:25:14 PM | twidroid |
| My dad: "pretty soon you're going to be able to piss on your Droid and there will be an app that does a DNA analysis of it" | Thursday, December 24, 2009 7:41:03 PM | twidroid |
| The truth or dare app on my Droid just told me to smack everyones asses. I'm pretty sure that's never a problem for me | Thursday, December 24, 2009 5:50:49 AM | twidroid |
| I blame my shitty laptop for bad drivers. It's all working. Windows 7 is the secks | Saturday, December 19, 2009 8:24:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| no fucking win 7 x64 drivers for this piece of shit old fucking cock munching laptop of mine | Saturday, December 19, 2009 5:22:49 PM | txt |
| @Novellabella Yes, I noticed that. It's crap. I guess they don't like getting texted. I'll be using twitdroid soon though In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Saturday, December 19, 2009 2:36:48 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| i just locked my fucking laptop power adapter into a room in bannow. fml. wheres pritchard? | Thursday, December 17, 2009 8:19:11 PM | txt |
| en-FUCKIN-joyyyyy! 3 classes over with (papers). 3 more finals to go. | Tuesday, December 15, 2009 7:40:54 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just spent an hour drooling over a Droid rather than writing my paper | Monday, December 14, 2009 8:10:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| to do: hand in paper, some errands, lunch, write a paper, study, laundry, kill zombies | Monday, December 14, 2009 10:49:54 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| does it make me a loser that i'm disappointed i don't have to do a presentation on web technology (ajax,html5 etc). was assigned in a dream | Saturday, December 12, 2009 12:21:20 PM | txt |
| Portfolioso paper tracker: page 6/15 complete | Thursday, December 10, 2009 7:40:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I love storytelling. These papers = made up bullshit that should actually be real events. F that, son | Thursday, December 10, 2009 6:33:53 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Portfolioso paper tracker: page 1/15 complete | Thursday, December 10, 2009 5:35:37 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| On to the next paper.. 0 motivation for this stupid shit | Thursday, December 10, 2009 3:38:20 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Applied Ethics 291 can suck my dick | Wednesday, December 09, 2009 11:06:17 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| this class better be short because its preventing me from 2 papers | Wednesday, December 09, 2009 1:59:06 PM | txt |
| Gettin shit done, son. Bang out these assignments, word? Dreading this 15 page AE paper though... | Tuesday, December 08, 2009 6:58:19 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Ah yes, 4AM. Time to start this paper. It's due at 9:30 so I'm fine. | Tuesday, December 08, 2009 3:55:50 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Cleaning this shithole, shower, lunch, maybe a little hw, happy hour, madden djing, swamp life | Friday, December 04, 2009 12:31:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Only thing I care about is happy hour and the swamp after | Friday, December 04, 2009 3:35:46 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Happy December. Now get cold and snow. SOFORT (http://bit.ly/7XCB4y) | Tuesday, December 01, 2009 1:09:20 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| 8PM - take 2.5 hr nap. Fantastic idea or bad idea? We'll find out. | Monday, November 30, 2009 10:31:54 PM | txt |
| just ate some paper. Stupid pez wrapper | Sunday, November 29, 2009 2:07:06 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's 3AM and I'm lon.... J/K with the 90s sappy shit. It's 3AM and I feel like a fuckin' turkey stuffed me... | Friday, November 27, 2009 2:54:12 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| http://twitpic.com/qmv09 - WTF Google, please explain to me how to read this stock market graph. I'm confused | Monday, November 23, 2009 9:35:37 AM | Twitpic |
| "I can't slap your ass, so I'll slap your back instead" - I love when ppl tell me stories about me I don't remember. @ least I'm a gentleman | Sunday, November 22, 2009 5:11:57 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| at least my fam makes me happy...but idk how much that will last | Sunday, November 01, 2009 1:12:46 AM | txt |
| pounded some felix felicis (Harry Potter anyone?) Luck's on my side tonight bitches. Happy Halloween bitches. | Saturday, October 31, 2009 9:46:16 PM | txt |
| attempting to play KF with a laptop touchpad | Saturday, October 31, 2009 4:36:57 PM | txt |
| i apologize for being mad pissed. Just killed mad zombies with JMunz and my life is that much better | Saturday, October 24, 2009 5:43:39 AM | txt |
| my fucking laptop is useless when playing kf | Friday, October 23, 2009 1:08:54 AM | txt |
| okay. so apparently i'm proficient in extracting DNA from plant tissue | Friday, October 16, 2009 11:15:52 AM | txt |
| NOTE TO SELF: Don't take out anger on phone. Remember what happened last time? I'm lucky for now | Friday, October 09, 2009 2:59:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Darryl shut your fucking trap and stop humming | Monday, October 05, 2009 9:06:31 AM | txt |
| Southport's blueberry beer is back in season and on tap! yummy | Friday, October 02, 2009 5:37:58 PM | txt |
| Picking up laundry, then coming back and taking a look at a problem. Tomorrow = 1 class, 2 assignments, nap, then weekend. | Friday, October 02, 2009 3:35:41 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| the bullshit-o-meter is very high for this absolutely nonsense paper I'm writing. Also, my laundry's done | Friday, October 02, 2009 2:48:29 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| 1am laundry then startin a paper.yay | Friday, October 02, 2009 12:48:34 AM | txt |