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You know apparently I spent $590 in 10 days on "basics" and don't have any product to show for it. You know, NBD only about $600 Wednesday, August 25, 2010 1:45:30 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Son of a Bitch Cat Slaps Dog in Face http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/08/25/son-of-a-bitch-cat-slaps-dog-in-face/ Wednesday, August 25, 2010 12:27:45 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
@Waspito HA I don't give a crap, just breaking balls
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Sunday, August 22, 2010 11:03:12 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito except for the ads. I don't mind seeing ads in free apps, but when I go to text someone, they don't belong there.
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Sunday, August 22, 2010 2:12:56 PMtwidroid
Someone please explain to me what happened here?! http://twitpic.com/2ghv2j Friday, August 20, 2010 11:31:00 AMtwidroid
After working with a brand new LED backlit display, I've come to the conclusion that my laptop display is darker than a ducks shit Thursday, August 19, 2010 8:19:11 PMTwitter Web Client
@pwcaty Nah, schools in my town. Your office looked like that when Dan moved the crap in there. You think he'd set them up? Nope. All me.
In reply to @pwcaty's tweet
Thursday, August 12, 2010 4:37:43 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Android App of the Week: SDRescan http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/08/11/android-app-of-the-week-sdrescan/ Wednesday, August 11, 2010 9:41:16 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
And they lost. Fuckin a. But no surprise there. This is what happens when you waste bases loaded no outs. You deserve it. Monday, August 09, 2010 5:52:19 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Android App of the Week: Facebook For Android http://bit.ly/blQm0h Wednesday, August 04, 2010 6:52:23 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
About time Facebook updated its Android App. The original was completely useless. Still needs work. Needs to be able to tag pics and chat Tuesday, August 03, 2010 9:53:36 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Fuck Apple's Magic Trackpad and Fanboys at TechCrunch Who Say the Mouse is Dead http://bit.ly/aXsPZB Sunday, August 01, 2010 1:40:05 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
@ky9 I apologize
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Wednesday, July 28, 2010 6:24:12 PMtwidroid
New blog post: Android App of the Week: Gmote http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/28/android-app-of-the-week-gmote/ Wednesday, July 28, 2010 11:37:44 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
@ShavingFoams you sir have a pool, so you can make that happen whenevsky
In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet
Tuesday, July 27, 2010 1:17:24 PMtwidroid
New blog post: This Laptop is Getting Out of Hand http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/24/this-laptop-is-getting-out-of-hand/ Saturday, July 24, 2010 7:23:32 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Total tech failure. Gps is down, foursquare app isn't working. Fuck it. Friday, July 23, 2010 10:56:14 PMtwidroid
New blog post: My Laptop's Touchpad Can Seriously Suck It http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/23/my-laptops-touchpad-can-seriously-suck-it/ Friday, July 23, 2010 1:21:13 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Verizon Shapes the Shit out of their Traffic http://bit.ly/cyLONY Thursday, July 22, 2010 6:32:35 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Android App of the Week: Launcher Pro (I'm actually excited) http://bit.ly/bKBOJj Wednesday, July 21, 2010 4:44:43 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: RIM Just Bitched out Apple http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/18/rim-just-bitched-out-apple/ Sunday, July 18, 2010 2:28:23 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Android App Of The Week: City Caller ID http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/15/android-app-of-the-week-city-caller-id/ Thursday, July 15, 2010 2:59:13 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
@waspito happy birffday. Have fun for me, because I'll be sweating balls around the EHS basement Wednesday, July 14, 2010 2:15:54 AMTwitter Web Client
I live! Probably not good to be sticking a multimeter into an outlet with the fuse jumped by a paper clip, but it's a sealed unit so f it. Sunday, July 11, 2010 11:38:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Jesus Fucking Christ with this laptop. I run out of RAM as much as I breathe air. Saturday, July 10, 2010 3:21:55 AMTwitter Web Client
OMG can my fucking cocksucking worn out touchpad stop being a jerky shitpile. This laptops going out the window tomorrow Thursday, July 08, 2010 1:42:10 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Android App of the Week: Barcode Scanner http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/07/android-app-of-the-week-barcode-scanner/ Wednesday, July 07, 2010 12:18:18 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Yeah, I was going to get a new laptop in the fall, but the touchpad is so worn out, the mouse jumps everywhere. Probably going to be sooner Monday, July 05, 2010 4:17:35 AMTwitter Web Client
So tempted to buy a new laptop. Hmm $1700 Saturday, July 03, 2010 4:44:16 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Apple Misreporting iPhone 4 Signal Strength (And a lesson in dBm transmitting power) http://bit.ly/aZVj7h Friday, July 02, 2010 2:03:13 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Android App of the Week: Mangler http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/01/android-app-of-the-week-mangler/ Thursday, July 01, 2010 9:01:28 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
someone just asked "did he get tapped in the ass" instead of "did he tap any ass" BIG difference, especially when describing a dude. Tuesday, June 29, 2010 5:23:15 PMTwitter Web Client
No idea what happened but 11 cop cars just flew down 22 with sirens. Must be bad Tuesday, June 29, 2010 2:50:18 PMtwidroid
You ever read someone's Facebook and they're so happy it makes you want to vomit? Yeah... Monday, June 28, 2010 9:35:50 PMTwitter Web Client
Wanted: real job, car, HD box for my room, an amp, a new guitar, a new laptop, a slut and the ability to make Coffee Coolattas whenever Monday, June 28, 2010 1:12:47 AMTwitter Web Client
Just have the captions for Service Trips, Rowing, Cross Country and Tennis. Then FUCKIN ENJOYYYY Friday, June 25, 2010 4:46:18 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Android App of the Week: GPS Status http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/06/23/android-app-of-the-week-gps-status/ Wednesday, June 23, 2010 9:04:12 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
I love my new phone wallpaper. If this were a painting, I'd buy it for my room: http://twitpic.com/1ymftw Sunday, June 20, 2010 10:48:11 PMtwidroid
I really want windows 7 on my laptop, but after extensive testing, the shitpile really can't handle it. Saturday, June 19, 2010 6:10:41 PMtwidroid
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, THAT DID NOT JUST HAPPEN Wednesday, June 16, 2010 3:02:59 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Don't Worry, Be Happy http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/06/16/dont-worry-be-happy/ Wednesday, June 16, 2010 9:05:56 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Ok looks like it was a bit.ly api failure. My b Tuesday, June 15, 2010 12:55:49 PMtwidroid
These mother fuckin landscapers for every sing neighbor decide to show up at 3PM and make noise when I have important business calls to make Friday, June 11, 2010 2:53:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Mother fuck this feeble piece of shit laptop with only one gig of ram. My dick has more ram. Wednesday, June 09, 2010 10:26:26 PMtwidroyd (original)
New blog post: Never Try to Reason with an Apple Fanboy http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/06/08/never-try-to-reason-with-an-apple-fanboy/ Tuesday, June 08, 2010 10:29:21 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Another Reason Apple Sucks http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/06/04/another-reason-apple-sucks/ Friday, June 04, 2010 2:40:05 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
I told those fuckers to keep the blue paint away from me. And this is what happens: http://bit.ly/cqBO11 Thursday, June 03, 2010 8:26:58 PMTwitter Web Client
How many of you herbs are around tonight for my birthday? Apparently not @colithika and @waspito because they run away far Tuesday, June 01, 2010 6:22:12 PMTwitter Web Client
There is no reason for this to be happening to me. I'm so much better. It's really insane. Monday, May 31, 2010 5:28:00 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm at Seagrape. http://4sq.com/d5SxuD Friday, May 28, 2010 9:56:37 PMfoursquare
Riots at the grape and the point. Lol Monday, May 24, 2010 12:28:16 AMtwidroid
That was probably one of the most fun times at the Grape. Peacan Sandies were the shit! Saturday, May 22, 2010 3:21:48 AMtwidroid
I approve of the new STP album. A little generic, but it's got that STP old school sound to it Friday, May 21, 2010 1:16:13 PMTwitter Web Client
GOOGLE > APPLE (F you Steve Jobs and your lame ass keynotes). Google just went to town at I/O Thursday, May 20, 2010 9:16:31 PMTwitter Web Client
I should be studying... (@ Seagrape) http://4sq.com/d5SxuD Tuesday, May 11, 2010 11:42:17 PMfoursquare
I'm at Seagrape. http://4sq.com/d5SxuD Tuesday, May 11, 2010 5:15:13 PMfoursquare
Happy mothers day all you mothers. In the meantime fuck it all and fuck me... Sunday, May 09, 2010 2:38:22 AMtwidroid
Btw money will nevwr make u happy.I have money to piss away and you don't see me fuckin cheerful. I'm god damn miserable so who gives a fuck Sunday, May 09, 2010 2:29:34 AMDELETED
THIS SITUATION IS BEYOND FUCKED. TAKE THE WORST THING THAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN AND MULTIPLY IT BY 43 Thursday, May 06, 2010 5:49:43 PMTwitter Web Client
Mmm coronas... delicious mexican piss. Happy cinco, bitches Wednesday, May 05, 2010 8:05:06 PMtwidroid
I'm pretty sure I'd get excommunicated for this paper, but it's for Jesuits, they'll be cool with it because anything goes with those dudes. Wednesday, May 05, 2010 6:01:09 PMTwitter Web Client
I love how I'm ripping apart nuns in my religion paper. Like seriously, in today's world, what the fuck is the point of a nun? Wednesday, May 05, 2010 6:00:12 PMTwitter Web Client
I don't care that some ugly goth RA just cockblocked yo, let me write my paper. Wednesday, May 05, 2010 5:27:18 PMTwitter Web Client
Very difficult to write a paper when your house starts drinking at 2PM and it's 76 and Sunny outside... GR Wednesday, May 05, 2010 2:37:50 PMTwitter Web Client
But I don't wanna write this paper Wednesday, May 05, 2010 2:34:26 PMTwitter Web Client
No more classes, one more paper and 3 finals and then done forever Tuesday, May 04, 2010 6:17:44 PMtwidroid
@Colithika good. Apple is gay
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Saturday, May 01, 2010 8:24:51 PMtwidroid
Back at sbc for happy hour since, you know, I brought it back and all that Friday, April 30, 2010 5:42:46 PMtwidroid
TO Derek McKissick's paper: EN FUCKING JOYYYYYYYYYYYY Friday, April 30, 2010 4:24:34 AMTwitter Web Client
Also, my attention span for this paper is like a paragraph at a time Friday, April 30, 2010 1:57:59 AMTwitter Web Client
It was quiet all day in this fuckin BCC when I wasn't doing work. Now I go to do my paper and a fuckin DJ comes in for the fuckin freshmen. Thursday, April 29, 2010 9:58:07 PMTwitter Web Client
I have tonight and Thursday night to write two papers. Then I'll be free for the weekend Tuesday, April 27, 2010 7:52:04 PMTwitter Web Client
I just brought back happy hour at sbc fuckers. Friday, April 23, 2010 10:25:44 PMtwidroid
Paper or beer pong? Hmm, I wrote a paragraph out of 7 pages, so beer pong Thursday, April 22, 2010 10:02:13 PMTwitter Web Client
What the fuck happened last night and where's my shit Saturday, April 17, 2010 11:40:30 AMtwidroid
well so much for laundry and my paper... oops Thursday, April 15, 2010 1:58:55 AMTwitter Web Client
I was using the iPad playing a game and a low battery bubble interrupted it. WEAK. Where's the notification panel? Android > Apple Wednesday, April 14, 2010 11:21:46 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck you, Apple Tuesday, April 13, 2010 11:13:23 PMtwidroid
For the love of God... the droid needs a breathalyzer app so I stop texting stupid shit. Just read some texts and facepalmed. Thursday, April 08, 2010 8:10:51 PMtwidroid
Love these office computers. They're like my own little cloud. Encoding boxes, file transfers. So much better than my laptop. Thursday, April 08, 2010 10:52:42 AMtwidroid
Just finished the movie Breach. It was sick. Pumped to hear Eric O'Neill speak tomorrow, and apparently I get to have lunch with him Friday Thursday, April 08, 2010 2:26:22 AMTwitter Web Client
This live wallpaper is so fun drunk. Thanks android 2.1 Tuesday, April 06, 2010 9:15:32 PMtwidroid
Although the new 3D Gallery app in Android 2.1 is eye candy, I am NOT a fan of the way it caches the images. Very poor quality Tuesday, April 06, 2010 3:19:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Crazy ass Japanese... who makes albino boob chocolate? http://twitpic.com/1diuo3 Monday, April 05, 2010 9:52:11 PMtwidroid
New YES graphics... Play ball! Sunday, April 04, 2010 8:10:18 PMtwidroid
RT @askmeques: Happy Easter everyone! Have a nice day with your families! http://twitpic.com/1d8ddm Sunday, April 04, 2010 6:07:03 PMTwitter Web Client
@colithika Happy birthday, you old fuck. <3 you son Saturday, April 03, 2010 1:54:48 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @kevinrose: BAM, Digg App for Android released! http://bit.ly/chyLbP Friday, April 02, 2010 4:12:50 PMTwitter Web Client
poop. Apparently the UV index was high enough to get burned in just an hour. There goes me sitting out there again tomorrow... Thursday, April 01, 2010 10:18:45 PMTwitter Web Client
MG! THRS ALS VWL UTG N GGL's GML (I love April Fools day on the interwebs) Thursday, April 01, 2010 4:59:00 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck Apple. It's true that the fucking magic mouse kills your wrist. Sunday, March 28, 2010 11:39:34 PMTwitter Web Client
Ok, I'm turning location off on Twidroid because it's useless. Way to pull my location from yesterday. It only updates if you open maps... Sunday, March 28, 2010 1:34:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Prepare yourself for Earth Hour 2010 with the "Lights Off" Twitter-application. http://lightsoff-earthhour.com #earthhour Saturday, March 27, 2010 1:03:38 PMWWF Earth Hour (Lights Off) App
Where the hell did this lamp knob disappear to? Tuesday, March 23, 2010 1:28:55 AMTwitter Web Client
Ah 6AM... Time to *ahem* start... this paper. Good times. Monday, March 22, 2010 5:52:53 AMTwitter Web Client
I want to taste dirty, stinging pistol In my mouth, on my tongue I want you to scrape me from the walls And go crazy like you've made me Saturday, March 20, 2010 1:07:28 AMtwidroid
BTW, Noble Pils tastes so much better on tap than it does out of a bottle. And where did the Twitter location info go! The F, twitter?!?! Friday, March 19, 2010 12:58:32 AMTwitter Web Client
OK it's quite obvious these fuckers are capping this at 100kbps, so it's proxy time. Tuesday, March 16, 2010 2:48:15 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin A. This laptop is such a piece of shit. It can't even play back video without tearing. Tuesday, March 16, 2010 2:45:39 AMTwitter Web Client
I want to sleep right now, but the parents musn't know I'm in awful shape. Saturday, March 13, 2010 12:26:16 PMTwitter Web Client
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