1807 results for AP — page 16 of 19, showing 1501–1600
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New blog post: Android App of the Week: GPS Status http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/06/23/android-app-of-the-week-gps-status/ Wednesday, June 23, 2010 9:04:12 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
I love my new phone wallpaper. If this were a painting, I'd buy it for my room: http://twitpic.com/1ymftw Sunday, June 20, 2010 10:48:11 PMtwidroid
I really want windows 7 on my laptop, but after extensive testing, the shitpile really can't handle it. Saturday, June 19, 2010 6:10:41 PMtwidroid
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, THAT DID NOT JUST HAPPEN Wednesday, June 16, 2010 3:02:59 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Don't Worry, Be Happy http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/06/16/dont-worry-be-happy/ Wednesday, June 16, 2010 9:05:56 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Ok looks like it was a bit.ly api failure. My b Tuesday, June 15, 2010 12:55:49 PMtwidroid
These mother fuckin landscapers for every sing neighbor decide to show up at 3PM and make noise when I have important business calls to make Friday, June 11, 2010 2:53:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Mother fuck this feeble piece of shit laptop with only one gig of ram. My dick has more ram. Wednesday, June 09, 2010 10:26:26 PMtwidroyd (original)
New blog post: Never Try to Reason with an Apple Fanboy http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/06/08/never-try-to-reason-with-an-apple-fanboy/ Tuesday, June 08, 2010 10:29:21 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Another Reason Apple Sucks http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/06/04/another-reason-apple-sucks/ Friday, June 04, 2010 2:40:05 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
I told those fuckers to keep the blue paint away from me. And this is what happens: http://bit.ly/cqBO11 Thursday, June 03, 2010 8:26:58 PMTwitter Web Client
How many of you herbs are around tonight for my birthday? Apparently not @colithika and @waspito because they run away far Tuesday, June 01, 2010 6:22:12 PMTwitter Web Client
There is no reason for this to be happening to me. I'm so much better. It's really insane. Monday, May 31, 2010 5:28:00 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm at Seagrape. http://4sq.com/d5SxuD Friday, May 28, 2010 9:56:37 PMfoursquare
Riots at the grape and the point. Lol Monday, May 24, 2010 12:28:16 AMtwidroid
That was probably one of the most fun times at the Grape. Peacan Sandies were the shit! Saturday, May 22, 2010 3:21:48 AMtwidroid
I approve of the new STP album. A little generic, but it's got that STP old school sound to it Friday, May 21, 2010 1:16:13 PMTwitter Web Client
GOOGLE > APPLE (F you Steve Jobs and your lame ass keynotes). Google just went to town at I/O Thursday, May 20, 2010 9:16:31 PMTwitter Web Client
I should be studying... (@ Seagrape) http://4sq.com/d5SxuD Tuesday, May 11, 2010 11:42:17 PMfoursquare
I'm at Seagrape. http://4sq.com/d5SxuD Tuesday, May 11, 2010 5:15:13 PMfoursquare
Happy mothers day all you mothers. In the meantime fuck it all and fuck me... Sunday, May 09, 2010 2:38:22 AMtwidroid
Btw money will nevwr make u happy.I have money to piss away and you don't see me fuckin cheerful. I'm god damn miserable so who gives a fuck Sunday, May 09, 2010 2:29:34 AMDELETED
THIS SITUATION IS BEYOND FUCKED. TAKE THE WORST THING THAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN AND MULTIPLY IT BY 43 Thursday, May 06, 2010 5:49:43 PMTwitter Web Client
Mmm coronas... delicious mexican piss. Happy cinco, bitches Wednesday, May 05, 2010 8:05:06 PMtwidroid
I'm pretty sure I'd get excommunicated for this paper, but it's for Jesuits, they'll be cool with it because anything goes with those dudes. Wednesday, May 05, 2010 6:01:09 PMTwitter Web Client
I love how I'm ripping apart nuns in my religion paper. Like seriously, in today's world, what the fuck is the point of a nun? Wednesday, May 05, 2010 6:00:12 PMTwitter Web Client
I don't care that some ugly goth RA just cockblocked yo, let me write my paper. Wednesday, May 05, 2010 5:27:18 PMTwitter Web Client
Very difficult to write a paper when your house starts drinking at 2PM and it's 76 and Sunny outside... GR Wednesday, May 05, 2010 2:37:50 PMTwitter Web Client
But I don't wanna write this paper Wednesday, May 05, 2010 2:34:26 PMTwitter Web Client
No more classes, one more paper and 3 finals and then done forever Tuesday, May 04, 2010 6:17:44 PMtwidroid
@Colithika good. Apple is gay
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Saturday, May 01, 2010 8:24:51 PMtwidroid
Back at sbc for happy hour since, you know, I brought it back and all that Friday, April 30, 2010 5:42:46 PMtwidroid
TO Derek McKissick's paper: EN FUCKING JOYYYYYYYYYYYY Friday, April 30, 2010 4:24:34 AMTwitter Web Client
Also, my attention span for this paper is like a paragraph at a time Friday, April 30, 2010 1:57:59 AMTwitter Web Client
It was quiet all day in this fuckin BCC when I wasn't doing work. Now I go to do my paper and a fuckin DJ comes in for the fuckin freshmen. Thursday, April 29, 2010 9:58:07 PMTwitter Web Client
I have tonight and Thursday night to write two papers. Then I'll be free for the weekend Tuesday, April 27, 2010 7:52:04 PMTwitter Web Client
I just brought back happy hour at sbc fuckers. Friday, April 23, 2010 10:25:44 PMtwidroid
Paper or beer pong? Hmm, I wrote a paragraph out of 7 pages, so beer pong Thursday, April 22, 2010 10:02:13 PMTwitter Web Client
What the fuck happened last night and where's my shit Saturday, April 17, 2010 11:40:30 AMtwidroid
well so much for laundry and my paper... oops Thursday, April 15, 2010 1:58:55 AMTwitter Web Client
I was using the iPad playing a game and a low battery bubble interrupted it. WEAK. Where's the notification panel? Android > Apple Wednesday, April 14, 2010 11:21:46 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck you, Apple Tuesday, April 13, 2010 11:13:23 PMtwidroid
For the love of God... the droid needs a breathalyzer app so I stop texting stupid shit. Just read some texts and facepalmed. Thursday, April 08, 2010 8:10:51 PMtwidroid
Love these office computers. They're like my own little cloud. Encoding boxes, file transfers. So much better than my laptop. Thursday, April 08, 2010 10:52:42 AMtwidroid
Just finished the movie Breach. It was sick. Pumped to hear Eric O'Neill speak tomorrow, and apparently I get to have lunch with him Friday Thursday, April 08, 2010 2:26:22 AMTwitter Web Client
This live wallpaper is so fun drunk. Thanks android 2.1 Tuesday, April 06, 2010 9:15:32 PMtwidroid
Although the new 3D Gallery app in Android 2.1 is eye candy, I am NOT a fan of the way it caches the images. Very poor quality Tuesday, April 06, 2010 3:19:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Crazy ass Japanese... who makes albino boob chocolate? http://twitpic.com/1diuo3 Monday, April 05, 2010 9:52:11 PMtwidroid
New YES graphics... Play ball! Sunday, April 04, 2010 8:10:18 PMtwidroid
RT @askmeques: Happy Easter everyone! Have a nice day with your families! http://twitpic.com/1d8ddm Sunday, April 04, 2010 6:07:03 PMTwitter Web Client
@colithika Happy birthday, you old fuck. <3 you son Saturday, April 03, 2010 1:54:48 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @kevinrose: BAM, Digg App for Android released! http://bit.ly/chyLbP Friday, April 02, 2010 4:12:50 PMTwitter Web Client
poop. Apparently the UV index was high enough to get burned in just an hour. There goes me sitting out there again tomorrow... Thursday, April 01, 2010 10:18:45 PMTwitter Web Client
MG! THRS ALS VWL UTG N GGL's GML (I love April Fools day on the interwebs) Thursday, April 01, 2010 4:59:00 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck Apple. It's true that the fucking magic mouse kills your wrist. Sunday, March 28, 2010 11:39:34 PMTwitter Web Client
Ok, I'm turning location off on Twidroid because it's useless. Way to pull my location from yesterday. It only updates if you open maps... Sunday, March 28, 2010 1:34:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Prepare yourself for Earth Hour 2010 with the "Lights Off" Twitter-application. http://lightsoff-earthhour.com #earthhour Saturday, March 27, 2010 1:03:38 PMWWF Earth Hour (Lights Off) App
Where the hell did this lamp knob disappear to? Tuesday, March 23, 2010 1:28:55 AMTwitter Web Client
Ah 6AM... Time to *ahem* start... this paper. Good times. Monday, March 22, 2010 5:52:53 AMTwitter Web Client
I want to taste dirty, stinging pistol In my mouth, on my tongue I want you to scrape me from the walls And go crazy like you've made me Saturday, March 20, 2010 1:07:28 AMtwidroid
BTW, Noble Pils tastes so much better on tap than it does out of a bottle. And where did the Twitter location info go! The F, twitter?!?! Friday, March 19, 2010 12:58:32 AMTwitter Web Client
OK it's quite obvious these fuckers are capping this at 100kbps, so it's proxy time. Tuesday, March 16, 2010 2:48:15 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin A. This laptop is such a piece of shit. It can't even play back video without tearing. Tuesday, March 16, 2010 2:45:39 AMTwitter Web Client
I want to sleep right now, but the parents musn't know I'm in awful shape. Saturday, March 13, 2010 12:26:16 PMTwitter Web Client
"The conversation that you requested could not be loaded." Happens in my GMail NONSTOP Tuesday, March 09, 2010 9:01:58 PMTwitter Web Client
I am here: http://maps.google.com/maps?q=40.83949,-73.90394 Monday, March 08, 2010 5:46:51 PMtwidroid
I swear.. If the Droid's 2.1 update doesn't have 5 home screens and the cool app drawer, I'm gonna be pissed. Thursday, March 04, 2010 5:31:32 AMTwitter Web Client
WHERES MY ANDROID 2.1? Looking good, but needs a few tweaks (more homescreens, 3D app drawer, and Maps 4.0. ITS FAST: http://bit.ly/blldc7 Thursday, March 04, 2010 1:19:17 AMTwitter Web Client
This is what happens when I'm up all night doing work: plethora of tweets from me (unlike the past few days where I had like 3 total tweets) Thursday, March 04, 2010 1:00:05 AMTwitter Web Client
The LCD backlight on my laptop is so dim in comparison to modern displays, it's not even funny. I doubt it was this bad when I got it. Wednesday, March 03, 2010 2:46:21 PMTwitter Web Client
What's Happening? More like what's not going to happen. And I can tell you what. Next! Wednesday, March 03, 2010 11:43:02 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @ShavingFoams I have gummies that look like dicks. happy valentines day indeed. Win Sunday, February 14, 2010 11:26:14 PMtwidroid
Clap your hands if you got a bank rolllll Saturday, February 13, 2010 2:34:05 AMtwidroid
@lissema11 It's an Apple product. You consider that?
In reply to @lissema11's tweet
Wednesday, February 10, 2010 10:30:40 PMTwitter Web Client
How theses f'ed up bitches put a paper out weekly is beyond me. Unofficial video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztIETV_wSHg yeah college Wednesday, February 10, 2010 3:08:42 AMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito browser and maps have multitouch pinch to zoom. But they took out some cool shit the nexus one had. Oh well
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Tuesday, February 09, 2010 1:38:04 AMtwidroid
Use Google. It'll make you study abroad and then get married, have kids and live happily ever after. Monday, February 08, 2010 2:34:39 AMTwitter Web Client
@VtotheFlo Google could have done something so much better with that Ad. They got all sappy. Shame on them
In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet
Sunday, February 07, 2010 11:02:04 PMTwitter Web Client
I love overhearing awkward convos while walking. Girl near grape: "my ass still hurts from yesterday" Friday, February 05, 2010 7:05:16 PMtwidroid
My laptop touchpad is behaving all kinds of funky. (grammar?) Friday, February 05, 2010 11:53:22 AMTwitter Web Client
Not a happy camper Tuesday, February 02, 2010 3:41:18 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito they are not and were never rare and valuable. All any kind of US currency is just paper backed by nothing br more debt. This econo
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Saturday, January 30, 2010 2:13:46 PMtwidroid
No idea what these Japanese candies are but they are nom. I call them frosted nips: http://twitpic.com/106pxu Thursday, January 28, 2010 1:56:22 PMtwidroid
I am the apartments-townhouses shuttle apparently Wednesday, January 27, 2010 6:05:41 PMtwidroid
I can't sleep in anymore. IDK what happened. I wake up at like 8am everyday. Oh and record early bedtime last night: midnight Tuesday, January 26, 2010 8:11:54 AMTwitter Web Client
ya know... if i got a little piece of ass to make up for it all this shit i maybe wouldn't care. but NO. never happens Sunday, January 24, 2010 4:12:15 AMDELETED
http://twitpic.com/z7tcn - Holy shit. My boy from Apple finally sent me a picture of the Apple Tablet: Friday, January 22, 2010 11:06:16 AMTwitpic
@plasma2002 just made my day with this forum post: http://bit.ly/5Tw9pw (edited b/c apparently you need to log in to read the forum) Tuesday, January 12, 2010 1:11:53 PMTwitter Web Client
Actually Engadget lied. After further tests by me, they were using a shitty app. I got good results on a touchscreen test with another one. Saturday, January 09, 2010 3:47:27 PMTwitter Web Client
Android 2.1 will soon allow apps to be installed to the SD card, freeing the 256mb internal app limit. awesome! please push it to the Droid? Tuesday, January 05, 2010 5:15:46 PMTwitter Web Client
Not even gonna lie, my Droid makes a better flashlight that some crappy ones I own. Sick dual LEDs! Friday, January 01, 2010 5:36:19 AMtwidroid
Holy crap, there's an Android App to play .xm and.mod tracked files (aka keygen music). DROOOOOOOOOL Wednesday, December 30, 2009 4:54:43 AMTwitter Web Client
People rip on the Droid's music player app. It's no iPod, but it works. Wednesday, December 30, 2009 2:40:44 AMTwitter Web Client
If you threw a baseball off of Mars' moon Phobos, it would escape into space. Sooooo cool. Thanks XKCD for this stat. Monday, December 28, 2009 1:34:07 AMTwitter Web Client
@colithika drew this on my Droid usin the über steamy window app. He also called no homo. http://twitpic.com/vhuns Sunday, December 27, 2009 4:25:14 PMtwidroid
My dad: "pretty soon you're going to be able to piss on your Droid and there will be an app that does a DNA analysis of it" Thursday, December 24, 2009 7:41:03 PMtwidroid
The truth or dare app on my Droid just told me to smack everyones asses. I'm pretty sure that's never a problem for me Thursday, December 24, 2009 5:50:49 AMtwidroid
I blame my shitty laptop for bad drivers. It's all working. Windows 7 is the secks Saturday, December 19, 2009 8:24:07 PMTwitter Web Client
no fucking win 7 x64 drivers for this piece of shit old fucking cock munching laptop of mine Saturday, December 19, 2009 5:22:49 PMtxt
@Novellabella Yes, I noticed that. It's crap. I guess they don't like getting texted. I'll be using twitdroid soon though
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Saturday, December 19, 2009 2:36:48 AMTwitter Web Client