| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| You know apparently I spent $590 in 10 days on "basics" and don't have any product to show for it. You know, NBD only about $600 | Wednesday, August 25, 2010 1:45:30 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| New blog post: Son of a Bitch Cat Slaps Dog in Face http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/08/25/son-of-a-bitch-cat-slaps-dog-in-face/ | Wednesday, August 25, 2010 12:27:45 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| @Waspito HA I don't give a crap, just breaking balls | Sunday, August 22, 2010 11:03:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito except for the ads. I don't mind seeing ads in free apps, but when I go to text someone, they don't belong there. | Sunday, August 22, 2010 2:12:56 PM | twidroid |
| Someone please explain to me what happened here?! http://twitpic.com/2ghv2j | Friday, August 20, 2010 11:31:00 AM | twidroid |
| After working with a brand new LED backlit display, I've come to the conclusion that my laptop display is darker than a ducks shit | Thursday, August 19, 2010 8:19:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @pwcaty Nah, schools in my town. Your office looked like that when Dan moved the crap in there. You think he'd set them up? Nope. All me. | Thursday, August 12, 2010 4:37:43 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| New blog post: Android App of the Week: SDRescan http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/08/11/android-app-of-the-week-sdrescan/ | Wednesday, August 11, 2010 9:41:16 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| And they lost. Fuckin a. But no surprise there. This is what happens when you waste bases loaded no outs. You deserve it. | Monday, August 09, 2010 5:52:19 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| New blog post: Android App of the Week: Facebook For Android http://bit.ly/blQm0h | Wednesday, August 04, 2010 6:52:23 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| About time Facebook updated its Android App. The original was completely useless. Still needs work. Needs to be able to tag pics and chat | Tuesday, August 03, 2010 9:53:36 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| New blog post: Fuck Apple's Magic Trackpad and Fanboys at TechCrunch Who Say the Mouse is Dead http://bit.ly/aXsPZB | Sunday, August 01, 2010 1:40:05 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| @ky9 I apologize | Wednesday, July 28, 2010 6:24:12 PM | twidroid |
| New blog post: Android App of the Week: Gmote http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/28/android-app-of-the-week-gmote/ | Wednesday, July 28, 2010 11:37:44 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| @ShavingFoams you sir have a pool, so you can make that happen whenevsky In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet | Tuesday, July 27, 2010 1:17:24 PM | twidroid |
| New blog post: This Laptop is Getting Out of Hand http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/24/this-laptop-is-getting-out-of-hand/ | Saturday, July 24, 2010 7:23:32 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| Total tech failure. Gps is down, foursquare app isn't working. Fuck it. | Friday, July 23, 2010 10:56:14 PM | twidroid |
| New blog post: My Laptop's Touchpad Can Seriously Suck It http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/23/my-laptops-touchpad-can-seriously-suck-it/ | Friday, July 23, 2010 1:21:13 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Verizon Shapes the Shit out of their Traffic http://bit.ly/cyLONY | Thursday, July 22, 2010 6:32:35 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Android App of the Week: Launcher Pro (I'm actually excited) http://bit.ly/bKBOJj | Wednesday, July 21, 2010 4:44:43 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: RIM Just Bitched out Apple http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/18/rim-just-bitched-out-apple/ | Sunday, July 18, 2010 2:28:23 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Android App Of The Week: City Caller ID http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/15/android-app-of-the-week-city-caller-id/ | Thursday, July 15, 2010 2:59:13 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| @waspito happy birffday. Have fun for me, because I'll be sweating balls around the EHS basement | Wednesday, July 14, 2010 2:15:54 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I live! Probably not good to be sticking a multimeter into an outlet with the fuse jumped by a paper clip, but it's a sealed unit so f it. | Sunday, July 11, 2010 11:38:10 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Jesus Fucking Christ with this laptop. I run out of RAM as much as I breathe air. | Saturday, July 10, 2010 3:21:55 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| OMG can my fucking cocksucking worn out touchpad stop being a jerky shitpile. This laptops going out the window tomorrow | Thursday, July 08, 2010 1:42:10 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| New blog post: Android App of the Week: Barcode Scanner http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/07/android-app-of-the-week-barcode-scanner/ | Wednesday, July 07, 2010 12:18:18 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| Yeah, I was going to get a new laptop in the fall, but the touchpad is so worn out, the mouse jumps everywhere. Probably going to be sooner | Monday, July 05, 2010 4:17:35 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| So tempted to buy a new laptop. Hmm $1700 | Saturday, July 03, 2010 4:44:16 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| New blog post: Apple Misreporting iPhone 4 Signal Strength (And a lesson in dBm transmitting power) http://bit.ly/aZVj7h | Friday, July 02, 2010 2:03:13 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Android App of the Week: Mangler http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/01/android-app-of-the-week-mangler/ | Thursday, July 01, 2010 9:01:28 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| someone just asked "did he get tapped in the ass" instead of "did he tap any ass" BIG difference, especially when describing a dude. | Tuesday, June 29, 2010 5:23:15 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| No idea what happened but 11 cop cars just flew down 22 with sirens. Must be bad | Tuesday, June 29, 2010 2:50:18 PM | twidroid |
| You ever read someone's Facebook and they're so happy it makes you want to vomit? Yeah... | Monday, June 28, 2010 9:35:50 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Wanted: real job, car, HD box for my room, an amp, a new guitar, a new laptop, a slut and the ability to make Coffee Coolattas whenever | Monday, June 28, 2010 1:12:47 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just have the captions for Service Trips, Rowing, Cross Country and Tennis. Then FUCKIN ENJOYYYY | Friday, June 25, 2010 4:46:18 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| New blog post: Android App of the Week: GPS Status http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/06/23/android-app-of-the-week-gps-status/ | Wednesday, June 23, 2010 9:04:12 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| I love my new phone wallpaper. If this were a painting, I'd buy it for my room: http://twitpic.com/1ymftw | Sunday, June 20, 2010 10:48:11 PM | twidroid |
| I really want windows 7 on my laptop, but after extensive testing, the shitpile really can't handle it. | Saturday, June 19, 2010 6:10:41 PM | twidroid |
| JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, THAT DID NOT JUST HAPPEN | Wednesday, June 16, 2010 3:02:59 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| New blog post: Don't Worry, Be Happy http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/06/16/dont-worry-be-happy/ | Wednesday, June 16, 2010 9:05:56 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| Ok looks like it was a bit.ly api failure. My b | Tuesday, June 15, 2010 12:55:49 PM | twidroid |
| These mother fuckin landscapers for every sing neighbor decide to show up at 3PM and make noise when I have important business calls to make | Friday, June 11, 2010 2:53:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Mother fuck this feeble piece of shit laptop with only one gig of ram. My dick has more ram. | Wednesday, June 09, 2010 10:26:26 PM | twidroyd (original) |
| New blog post: Never Try to Reason with an Apple Fanboy http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/06/08/never-try-to-reason-with-an-apple-fanboy/ | Tuesday, June 08, 2010 10:29:21 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Another Reason Apple Sucks http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/06/04/another-reason-apple-sucks/ | Friday, June 04, 2010 2:40:05 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| I told those fuckers to keep the blue paint away from me. And this is what happens: http://bit.ly/cqBO11 | Thursday, June 03, 2010 8:26:58 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| How many of you herbs are around tonight for my birthday? Apparently not @colithika and @waspito because they run away far | Tuesday, June 01, 2010 6:22:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| There is no reason for this to be happening to me. I'm so much better. It's really insane. | Monday, May 31, 2010 5:28:00 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm at Seagrape. http://4sq.com/d5SxuD | Friday, May 28, 2010 9:56:37 PM | foursquare |
| Riots at the grape and the point. Lol | Monday, May 24, 2010 12:28:16 AM | twidroid |
| That was probably one of the most fun times at the Grape. Peacan Sandies were the shit! | Saturday, May 22, 2010 3:21:48 AM | twidroid |
| I approve of the new STP album. A little generic, but it's got that STP old school sound to it | Friday, May 21, 2010 1:16:13 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| GOOGLE > APPLE (F you Steve Jobs and your lame ass keynotes). Google just went to town at I/O | Thursday, May 20, 2010 9:16:31 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I should be studying... (@ Seagrape) http://4sq.com/d5SxuD | Tuesday, May 11, 2010 11:42:17 PM | foursquare |
| I'm at Seagrape. http://4sq.com/d5SxuD | Tuesday, May 11, 2010 5:15:13 PM | foursquare |
| Happy mothers day all you mothers. In the meantime fuck it all and fuck me... | Sunday, May 09, 2010 2:38:22 AM | twidroid |
| Btw money will nevwr make u happy.I have money to piss away and you don't see me fuckin cheerful. I'm god damn miserable so who gives a fuck | Sunday, May 09, 2010 2:29:34 AM | DELETED |
| THIS SITUATION IS BEYOND FUCKED. TAKE THE WORST THING THAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN AND MULTIPLY IT BY 43 | Thursday, May 06, 2010 5:49:43 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Mmm coronas... delicious mexican piss. Happy cinco, bitches | Wednesday, May 05, 2010 8:05:06 PM | twidroid |
| I'm pretty sure I'd get excommunicated for this paper, but it's for Jesuits, they'll be cool with it because anything goes with those dudes. | Wednesday, May 05, 2010 6:01:09 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I love how I'm ripping apart nuns in my religion paper. Like seriously, in today's world, what the fuck is the point of a nun? | Wednesday, May 05, 2010 6:00:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I don't care that some ugly goth RA just cockblocked yo, let me write my paper. | Wednesday, May 05, 2010 5:27:18 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Very difficult to write a paper when your house starts drinking at 2PM and it's 76 and Sunny outside... GR | Wednesday, May 05, 2010 2:37:50 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| But I don't wanna write this paper | Wednesday, May 05, 2010 2:34:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| No more classes, one more paper and 3 finals and then done forever | Tuesday, May 04, 2010 6:17:44 PM | twidroid |
| @Colithika good. Apple is gay In reply to @Colithika's tweet | Saturday, May 01, 2010 8:24:51 PM | twidroid |
| Back at sbc for happy hour since, you know, I brought it back and all that | Friday, April 30, 2010 5:42:46 PM | twidroid |
| TO Derek McKissick's paper: EN FUCKING JOYYYYYYYYYYYY | Friday, April 30, 2010 4:24:34 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Also, my attention span for this paper is like a paragraph at a time | Friday, April 30, 2010 1:57:59 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| It was quiet all day in this fuckin BCC when I wasn't doing work. Now I go to do my paper and a fuckin DJ comes in for the fuckin freshmen. | Thursday, April 29, 2010 9:58:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I have tonight and Thursday night to write two papers. Then I'll be free for the weekend | Tuesday, April 27, 2010 7:52:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I just brought back happy hour at sbc fuckers. | Friday, April 23, 2010 10:25:44 PM | twidroid |
| Paper or beer pong? Hmm, I wrote a paragraph out of 7 pages, so beer pong | Thursday, April 22, 2010 10:02:13 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| What the fuck happened last night and where's my shit | Saturday, April 17, 2010 11:40:30 AM | twidroid |
| well so much for laundry and my paper... oops | Thursday, April 15, 2010 1:58:55 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I was using the iPad playing a game and a low battery bubble interrupted it. WEAK. Where's the notification panel? Android > Apple | Wednesday, April 14, 2010 11:21:46 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck you, Apple | Tuesday, April 13, 2010 11:13:23 PM | twidroid |
| For the love of God... the droid needs a breathalyzer app so I stop texting stupid shit. Just read some texts and facepalmed. | Thursday, April 08, 2010 8:10:51 PM | twidroid |
| Love these office computers. They're like my own little cloud. Encoding boxes, file transfers. So much better than my laptop. | Thursday, April 08, 2010 10:52:42 AM | twidroid |
| Just finished the movie Breach. It was sick. Pumped to hear Eric O'Neill speak tomorrow, and apparently I get to have lunch with him Friday | Thursday, April 08, 2010 2:26:22 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This live wallpaper is so fun drunk. Thanks android 2.1 | Tuesday, April 06, 2010 9:15:32 PM | twidroid |
| Although the new 3D Gallery app in Android 2.1 is eye candy, I am NOT a fan of the way it caches the images. Very poor quality | Tuesday, April 06, 2010 3:19:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Crazy ass Japanese... who makes albino boob chocolate? http://twitpic.com/1diuo3 | Monday, April 05, 2010 9:52:11 PM | twidroid |
| New YES graphics... Play ball! | Sunday, April 04, 2010 8:10:18 PM | twidroid |
| RT @askmeques: Happy Easter everyone! Have a nice day with your families! http://twitpic.com/1d8ddm | Sunday, April 04, 2010 6:07:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @colithika Happy birthday, you old fuck. <3 you son | Saturday, April 03, 2010 1:54:48 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @kevinrose: BAM, Digg App for Android released! http://bit.ly/chyLbP | Friday, April 02, 2010 4:12:50 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| poop. Apparently the UV index was high enough to get burned in just an hour. There goes me sitting out there again tomorrow... | Thursday, April 01, 2010 10:18:45 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| MG! THRS ALS VWL UTG N GGL's GML (I love April Fools day on the interwebs) | Thursday, April 01, 2010 4:59:00 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck Apple. It's true that the fucking magic mouse kills your wrist. | Sunday, March 28, 2010 11:39:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Ok, I'm turning location off on Twidroid because it's useless. Way to pull my location from yesterday. It only updates if you open maps... | Sunday, March 28, 2010 1:34:09 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Prepare yourself for Earth Hour 2010 with the "Lights Off" Twitter-application. http://lightsoff-earthhour.com #earthhour | Saturday, March 27, 2010 1:03:38 PM | WWF Earth Hour (Lights Off) App |
| Where the hell did this lamp knob disappear to? | Tuesday, March 23, 2010 1:28:55 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Ah 6AM... Time to *ahem* start... this paper. Good times. | Monday, March 22, 2010 5:52:53 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I want to taste dirty, stinging pistol In my mouth, on my tongue I want you to scrape me from the walls And go crazy like you've made me | Saturday, March 20, 2010 1:07:28 AM | twidroid |
| BTW, Noble Pils tastes so much better on tap than it does out of a bottle. And where did the Twitter location info go! The F, twitter?!?! | Friday, March 19, 2010 12:58:32 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| OK it's quite obvious these fuckers are capping this at 100kbps, so it's proxy time. | Tuesday, March 16, 2010 2:48:15 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuckin A. This laptop is such a piece of shit. It can't even play back video without tearing. | Tuesday, March 16, 2010 2:45:39 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I want to sleep right now, but the parents musn't know I'm in awful shape. | Saturday, March 13, 2010 12:26:16 PM | Twitter Web Client |