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"The conversation that you requested could not be loaded." Happens in my GMail NONSTOP Tuesday, March 09, 2010 9:01:58 PMTwitter Web Client
I am here: http://maps.google.com/maps?q=40.83949,-73.90394 Monday, March 08, 2010 5:46:51 PMtwidroid
I swear.. If the Droid's 2.1 update doesn't have 5 home screens and the cool app drawer, I'm gonna be pissed. Thursday, March 04, 2010 5:31:32 AMTwitter Web Client
WHERES MY ANDROID 2.1? Looking good, but needs a few tweaks (more homescreens, 3D app drawer, and Maps 4.0. ITS FAST: http://bit.ly/blldc7 Thursday, March 04, 2010 1:19:17 AMTwitter Web Client
This is what happens when I'm up all night doing work: plethora of tweets from me (unlike the past few days where I had like 3 total tweets) Thursday, March 04, 2010 1:00:05 AMTwitter Web Client
The LCD backlight on my laptop is so dim in comparison to modern displays, it's not even funny. I doubt it was this bad when I got it. Wednesday, March 03, 2010 2:46:21 PMTwitter Web Client
What's Happening? More like what's not going to happen. And I can tell you what. Next! Wednesday, March 03, 2010 11:43:02 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @ShavingFoams I have gummies that look like dicks. happy valentines day indeed. Win Sunday, February 14, 2010 11:26:14 PMtwidroid
Clap your hands if you got a bank rolllll Saturday, February 13, 2010 2:34:05 AMtwidroid
@lissema11 It's an Apple product. You consider that?
In reply to @lissema11's tweet
Wednesday, February 10, 2010 10:30:40 PMTwitter Web Client
How theses f'ed up bitches put a paper out weekly is beyond me. Unofficial video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztIETV_wSHg yeah college Wednesday, February 10, 2010 3:08:42 AMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito browser and maps have multitouch pinch to zoom. But they took out some cool shit the nexus one had. Oh well
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Tuesday, February 09, 2010 1:38:04 AMtwidroid
Use Google. It'll make you study abroad and then get married, have kids and live happily ever after. Monday, February 08, 2010 2:34:39 AMTwitter Web Client
@VtotheFlo Google could have done something so much better with that Ad. They got all sappy. Shame on them
In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet
Sunday, February 07, 2010 11:02:04 PMTwitter Web Client
I love overhearing awkward convos while walking. Girl near grape: "my ass still hurts from yesterday" Friday, February 05, 2010 7:05:16 PMtwidroid
My laptop touchpad is behaving all kinds of funky. (grammar?) Friday, February 05, 2010 11:53:22 AMTwitter Web Client
Not a happy camper Tuesday, February 02, 2010 3:41:18 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito they are not and were never rare and valuable. All any kind of US currency is just paper backed by nothing br more debt. This econo
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Saturday, January 30, 2010 2:13:46 PMtwidroid
No idea what these Japanese candies are but they are nom. I call them frosted nips: http://twitpic.com/106pxu Thursday, January 28, 2010 1:56:22 PMtwidroid
I am the apartments-townhouses shuttle apparently Wednesday, January 27, 2010 6:05:41 PMtwidroid
I can't sleep in anymore. IDK what happened. I wake up at like 8am everyday. Oh and record early bedtime last night: midnight Tuesday, January 26, 2010 8:11:54 AMTwitter Web Client
ya know... if i got a little piece of ass to make up for it all this shit i maybe wouldn't care. but NO. never happens Sunday, January 24, 2010 4:12:15 AMDELETED
http://twitpic.com/z7tcn - Holy shit. My boy from Apple finally sent me a picture of the Apple Tablet: Friday, January 22, 2010 11:06:16 AMTwitpic
@plasma2002 just made my day with this forum post: http://bit.ly/5Tw9pw (edited b/c apparently you need to log in to read the forum) Tuesday, January 12, 2010 1:11:53 PMTwitter Web Client
Actually Engadget lied. After further tests by me, they were using a shitty app. I got good results on a touchscreen test with another one. Saturday, January 09, 2010 3:47:27 PMTwitter Web Client
Android 2.1 will soon allow apps to be installed to the SD card, freeing the 256mb internal app limit. awesome! please push it to the Droid? Tuesday, January 05, 2010 5:15:46 PMTwitter Web Client
Not even gonna lie, my Droid makes a better flashlight that some crappy ones I own. Sick dual LEDs! Friday, January 01, 2010 5:36:19 AMtwidroid
Holy crap, there's an Android App to play .xm and.mod tracked files (aka keygen music). DROOOOOOOOOL Wednesday, December 30, 2009 4:54:43 AMTwitter Web Client
People rip on the Droid's music player app. It's no iPod, but it works. Wednesday, December 30, 2009 2:40:44 AMTwitter Web Client
If you threw a baseball off of Mars' moon Phobos, it would escape into space. Sooooo cool. Thanks XKCD for this stat. Monday, December 28, 2009 1:34:07 AMTwitter Web Client
@colithika drew this on my Droid usin the über steamy window app. He also called no homo. http://twitpic.com/vhuns Sunday, December 27, 2009 4:25:14 PMtwidroid
My dad: "pretty soon you're going to be able to piss on your Droid and there will be an app that does a DNA analysis of it" Thursday, December 24, 2009 7:41:03 PMtwidroid
The truth or dare app on my Droid just told me to smack everyones asses. I'm pretty sure that's never a problem for me Thursday, December 24, 2009 5:50:49 AMtwidroid
I blame my shitty laptop for bad drivers. It's all working. Windows 7 is the secks Saturday, December 19, 2009 8:24:07 PMTwitter Web Client
no fucking win 7 x64 drivers for this piece of shit old fucking cock munching laptop of mine Saturday, December 19, 2009 5:22:49 PMtxt
@Novellabella Yes, I noticed that. It's crap. I guess they don't like getting texted. I'll be using twitdroid soon though
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Saturday, December 19, 2009 2:36:48 AMTwitter Web Client
i just locked my fucking laptop power adapter into a room in bannow. fml. wheres pritchard? Thursday, December 17, 2009 8:19:11 PMtxt
en-FUCKIN-joyyyyy! 3 classes over with (papers). 3 more finals to go. Tuesday, December 15, 2009 7:40:54 AMTwitter Web Client
Just spent an hour drooling over a Droid rather than writing my paper Monday, December 14, 2009 8:10:12 PMTwitter Web Client
to do: hand in paper, some errands, lunch, write a paper, study, laundry, kill zombies Monday, December 14, 2009 10:49:54 AMTwitter Web Client
does it make me a loser that i'm disappointed i don't have to do a presentation on web technology (ajax,html5 etc). was assigned in a dream Saturday, December 12, 2009 12:21:20 PMtxt
Portfolioso paper tracker: page 6/15 complete Thursday, December 10, 2009 7:40:43 AMTwitter Web Client
I love storytelling. These papers = made up bullshit that should actually be real events. F that, son Thursday, December 10, 2009 6:33:53 AMTwitter Web Client
Portfolioso paper tracker: page 1/15 complete Thursday, December 10, 2009 5:35:37 AMTwitter Web Client
On to the next paper.. 0 motivation for this stupid shit Thursday, December 10, 2009 3:38:20 AMTwitter Web Client
Applied Ethics 291 can suck my dick Wednesday, December 09, 2009 11:06:17 PMTwitter Web Client
this class better be short because its preventing me from 2 papers Wednesday, December 09, 2009 1:59:06 PMtxt
Gettin shit done, son. Bang out these assignments, word? Dreading this 15 page AE paper though... Tuesday, December 08, 2009 6:58:19 PMTwitter Web Client
Ah yes, 4AM. Time to start this paper. It's due at 9:30 so I'm fine. Tuesday, December 08, 2009 3:55:50 AMTwitter Web Client
Cleaning this shithole, shower, lunch, maybe a little hw, happy hour, madden djing, swamp life Friday, December 04, 2009 12:31:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Only thing I care about is happy hour and the swamp after Friday, December 04, 2009 3:35:46 AMTwitter Web Client
Happy December. Now get cold and snow. SOFORT (http://bit.ly/7XCB4y) Tuesday, December 01, 2009 1:09:20 AMTwitter Web Client
8PM - take 2.5 hr nap. Fantastic idea or bad idea? We'll find out. Monday, November 30, 2009 10:31:54 PMtxt
just ate some paper. Stupid pez wrapper Sunday, November 29, 2009 2:07:06 AMTwitter Web Client
It's 3AM and I'm lon.... J/K with the 90s sappy shit. It's 3AM and I feel like a fuckin' turkey stuffed me... Friday, November 27, 2009 2:54:12 AMTwitter Web Client
http://twitpic.com/qmv09 - WTF Google, please explain to me how to read this stock market graph. I'm confused Monday, November 23, 2009 9:35:37 AMTwitpic
"I can't slap your ass, so I'll slap your back instead" - I love when ppl tell me stories about me I don't remember. @ least I'm a gentleman Sunday, November 22, 2009 5:11:57 AMTwitter Web Client
at least my fam makes me happy...but idk how much that will last Sunday, November 01, 2009 1:12:46 AMtxt
pounded some felix felicis (Harry Potter anyone?) Luck's on my side tonight bitches. Happy Halloween bitches. Saturday, October 31, 2009 9:46:16 PMtxt
attempting to play KF with a laptop touchpad Saturday, October 31, 2009 4:36:57 PMtxt
i apologize for being mad pissed. Just killed mad zombies with JMunz and my life is that much better Saturday, October 24, 2009 5:43:39 AMtxt
my fucking laptop is useless when playing kf Friday, October 23, 2009 1:08:54 AMtxt
okay. so apparently i'm proficient in extracting DNA from plant tissue Friday, October 16, 2009 11:15:52 AMtxt
NOTE TO SELF: Don't take out anger on phone. Remember what happened last time? I'm lucky for now Friday, October 09, 2009 2:59:32 PMTwitter Web Client
Darryl shut your fucking trap and stop humming Monday, October 05, 2009 9:06:31 AMtxt
Southport's blueberry beer is back in season and on tap! yummy Friday, October 02, 2009 5:37:58 PMtxt
Picking up laundry, then coming back and taking a look at a problem. Tomorrow = 1 class, 2 assignments, nap, then weekend. Friday, October 02, 2009 3:35:41 AMTwitter Web Client
the bullshit-o-meter is very high for this absolutely nonsense paper I'm writing. Also, my laundry's done Friday, October 02, 2009 2:48:29 AMTwitter Web Client
1am laundry then startin a paper.yay Friday, October 02, 2009 12:48:34 AMtxt
Seriously, read our school paper... http://bit.ly/x1ohL Wednesday, September 30, 2009 2:44:52 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm not eating lobster from the grape at 3:30am - Keith Saturday, September 26, 2009 3:36:28 AMtxt
hey fucks upstairs... Is it necessary to stomp your goddamn feet while walking? I'm trying to write a paper. Tuesday, September 22, 2009 1:32:33 AMTwitter Web Client
it's like the roaring 20s in my house right now. We're just missing the flappers. Monday, September 21, 2009 9:36:39 PMTwitter Web Client
Happy hour at the brewery. I love Fridays Friday, September 11, 2009 5:21:29 PMtxt
Homework? F'in a... Time for a nap Tuesday, September 08, 2009 5:20:34 PMTwitter Web Client
They guys upstairs are blasting Man in a Box. Never heard an Alice in Chains song at a party before. I approve greatly. Wednesday, September 02, 2009 11:06:30 PMTwitter Web Client
What the fuck is this bitch yapping about and why is it relevant to anyone here? Wednesday, August 26, 2009 3:31:30 PMtxt
Not happy to be here right now. About to get lectured at for 3.5 hours Wednesday, August 26, 2009 2:21:22 PMtxt
If this girl actually saw what she's stored as in my phonebook, I'd get slapped so hard... Wednesday, August 26, 2009 8:50:34 AMtxt
Sorry John, I'm raping your OptOnline upload by downloading 500MB of maps from your dedicated server for epic Killing Floor later Saturday, August 22, 2009 9:34:57 PMTwitter Web Client
I am going to cock slap the Yankees right now if they continue sucking dick, giving up 11+ runs two days in a row Saturday, August 22, 2009 6:31:47 PMTwitter Web Client
I've never seen Fenway so empty. Not happy with the yanks giving up 11 runs but I'll take a w against boston Friday, August 21, 2009 11:08:10 PMtxt
All the technology I own is wizzeak. As a tech enthusiast, my shit sucks. Jokers have better laptops and phones. Grr Sunday, August 16, 2009 8:36:57 PMTwitter Web Client
Wow, just came home to a huge pile of mail. This never happens Friday, August 14, 2009 4:24:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Oops.. Raped the Mirror server with a SQL query indexing posts... Server load of 10.34 on a 4 CPU system Friday, August 14, 2009 12:05:24 AMTwitter Web Client
Why does my car thermometer say it's 49 degrees? I wish it were 49 degrees. Stupid piece of crap, it's like roasting outside. Thursday, August 13, 2009 1:21:56 AMTwitter Web Client
"Drinking from the chalice of holy crap there's booze in this thing" -rio Wednesday, August 12, 2009 11:47:20 PMtxt
Fucking custodians... When you take apart a computer lab, put them back in the same order. I don't want to rearrange desks. Wednesday, August 12, 2009 8:26:32 AMtxt
"the goal for today is to steal the jap flag" -keith Tuesday, August 11, 2009 5:47:50 PMtxt
My fucking laptop struggles with unreal graphics at 16bit 640x480. What a piece of shit Sunday, August 02, 2009 11:50:12 AMtxt
My Dad (on Google): "What are they going to invent next, toilet paper? A hand that comes out and wipes your ass for you?" Tuesday, July 28, 2009 4:52:00 PMtwhirl
New blog post: Minneapolis http://blog.portfolioso.com/2009/07/24/minneapolis/ Friday, July 24, 2009 2:04:26 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Google Maps is my life in this city. I'm lost as hell. You call this a campus? It's like huge. Friday, July 24, 2009 1:38:13 AMTwitter Web Client
On my way to LGA for a trip to Minneapolis Thursday, July 23, 2009 2:55:07 PMtwhirl
Huge robot mosquito didn't die. I smacked it with a roll of paper towels and it wasn't even stunned. Thursday, July 23, 2009 9:59:25 AMtxt
Bed, work, Minneapolis Thursday, July 23, 2009 1:18:16 AMtwhirl
http://twitpic.com/ayd0o - since when did they make the crave case shitty and cheap? Sunday, July 19, 2009 8:46:15 PMTwitpic
White castle in Queens. Nom! they made the crave case boxes cheap though. Oh well Sunday, July 19, 2009 8:41:52 PMtxt
Found my cracked in half phone. Makes a good battery charger for swapping my two batteries I own Saturday, July 18, 2009 8:21:54 PMtwhirl
SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW! Just found a video I was looking for since January because Youtube muted it. Friday, July 17, 2009 3:28:07 AMtwhirl
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