1774 results for AP — page 17 of 18, showing 1601–1700
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Seriously, read our school paper... http://bit.ly/x1ohL Wednesday, September 30, 2009 2:44:52 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm not eating lobster from the grape at 3:30am - Keith Saturday, September 26, 2009 3:36:28 AMtxt
hey fucks upstairs... Is it necessary to stomp your goddamn feet while walking? I'm trying to write a paper. Tuesday, September 22, 2009 1:32:33 AMTwitter Web Client
it's like the roaring 20s in my house right now. We're just missing the flappers. Monday, September 21, 2009 9:36:39 PMTwitter Web Client
Happy hour at the brewery. I love Fridays Friday, September 11, 2009 5:21:29 PMtxt
Homework? F'in a... Time for a nap Tuesday, September 08, 2009 5:20:34 PMTwitter Web Client
They guys upstairs are blasting Man in a Box. Never heard an Alice in Chains song at a party before. I approve greatly. Wednesday, September 02, 2009 11:06:30 PMTwitter Web Client
What the fuck is this bitch yapping about and why is it relevant to anyone here? Wednesday, August 26, 2009 3:31:30 PMtxt
Not happy to be here right now. About to get lectured at for 3.5 hours Wednesday, August 26, 2009 2:21:22 PMtxt
If this girl actually saw what she's stored as in my phonebook, I'd get slapped so hard... Wednesday, August 26, 2009 8:50:34 AMtxt
Sorry John, I'm raping your OptOnline upload by downloading 500MB of maps from your dedicated server for epic Killing Floor later Saturday, August 22, 2009 9:34:57 PMTwitter Web Client
I am going to cock slap the Yankees right now if they continue sucking dick, giving up 11+ runs two days in a row Saturday, August 22, 2009 6:31:47 PMTwitter Web Client
I've never seen Fenway so empty. Not happy with the yanks giving up 11 runs but I'll take a w against boston Friday, August 21, 2009 11:08:10 PMtxt
All the technology I own is wizzeak. As a tech enthusiast, my shit sucks. Jokers have better laptops and phones. Grr Sunday, August 16, 2009 8:36:57 PMTwitter Web Client
Wow, just came home to a huge pile of mail. This never happens Friday, August 14, 2009 4:24:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Oops.. Raped the Mirror server with a SQL query indexing posts... Server load of 10.34 on a 4 CPU system Friday, August 14, 2009 12:05:24 AMTwitter Web Client
Why does my car thermometer say it's 49 degrees? I wish it were 49 degrees. Stupid piece of crap, it's like roasting outside. Thursday, August 13, 2009 1:21:56 AMTwitter Web Client
"Drinking from the chalice of holy crap there's booze in this thing" -rio Wednesday, August 12, 2009 11:47:20 PMtxt
Fucking custodians... When you take apart a computer lab, put them back in the same order. I don't want to rearrange desks. Wednesday, August 12, 2009 8:26:32 AMtxt
"the goal for today is to steal the jap flag" -keith Tuesday, August 11, 2009 5:47:50 PMtxt
My fucking laptop struggles with unreal graphics at 16bit 640x480. What a piece of shit Sunday, August 02, 2009 11:50:12 AMtxt
My Dad (on Google): "What are they going to invent next, toilet paper? A hand that comes out and wipes your ass for you?" Tuesday, July 28, 2009 4:52:00 PMtwhirl
New blog post: Minneapolis http://blog.portfolioso.com/2009/07/24/minneapolis/ Friday, July 24, 2009 2:04:26 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Google Maps is my life in this city. I'm lost as hell. You call this a campus? It's like huge. Friday, July 24, 2009 1:38:13 AMTwitter Web Client
On my way to LGA for a trip to Minneapolis Thursday, July 23, 2009 2:55:07 PMtwhirl
Huge robot mosquito didn't die. I smacked it with a roll of paper towels and it wasn't even stunned. Thursday, July 23, 2009 9:59:25 AMtxt
Bed, work, Minneapolis Thursday, July 23, 2009 1:18:16 AMtwhirl
http://twitpic.com/ayd0o - since when did they make the crave case shitty and cheap? Sunday, July 19, 2009 8:46:15 PMTwitpic
White castle in Queens. Nom! they made the crave case boxes cheap though. Oh well Sunday, July 19, 2009 8:41:52 PMtxt
Found my cracked in half phone. Makes a good battery charger for swapping my two batteries I own Saturday, July 18, 2009 8:21:54 PMtwhirl
SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW! Just found a video I was looking for since January because Youtube muted it. Friday, July 17, 2009 3:28:07 AMtwhirl
The guy is dead and this scalp fire thing happened 25 years ago. WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK. Shut up with this shit already #mj Thursday, July 16, 2009 7:16:53 PMtwhirl
http://twitpic.com/ak1lo - Teachers are dumb at tech. How does unplugging it clear a paper jam? Thursday, July 16, 2009 2:27:37 PMTwitpic
@Novellabella Book 6, Page 76 paragraph 2. Dumbledore = sketch (I told you I'd find that for you)
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Wednesday, July 15, 2009 4:44:01 PMtwhirl
Pain in the fucking ass I need to go to the Bronx right now and lose money when I should be napping instead. Tuesday, July 14, 2009 4:44:13 PMtwhirl
http://twitpic.com/a8eru - Holy crap! That's one big ass drill Monday, July 13, 2009 12:11:07 PMTwitpic
New blog post: My Laptop Benchmark: Win XP 32bit VS Ubuntu 9.04 x64 http://bit.ly/PkkcW Sunday, July 12, 2009 12:11:34 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Laptop I like: Vaio Z series. Slightly over my price range at $2200, but maybe that'll go down by Christmas Friday, July 10, 2009 2:09:31 AMtwhirl
I don't appreciate cleaning BR's spittle off his monitor Tuesday, July 07, 2009 11:37:03 AMtxt
My laptop is now useless because the clock speed refuses to in above 700MHZ. FML Sunday, July 05, 2009 1:20:16 PMtxt
Cool new laptop feature. Blue Screen of Death when scrolling in FLV video. Fucking piece of shit Sunday, July 05, 2009 12:34:23 PMtwhirl
Activated google calendar on my other google account to test stuff. Why is it in fuckin Japanese? #googlefail Sunday, July 05, 2009 2:31:41 AMtwhirl
Sizz setup here. Outdoors. Lounge chair. W-Fi. 70 degrees. Happy 4th! Saturday, July 04, 2009 7:43:46 PMtwhirl
http://twitpic.com/8yzdp - this is what happens to your hands when you move old dusty shit around for two hours Wednesday, July 01, 2009 3:39:11 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm ready to throw this fuckin laptop out the window. Total crash, then it shut off on the 100% cpu overheat. All because a program froze. Monday, June 29, 2009 3:20:26 AMTwitter SMS
Laptop is useless. Shuts of from overheating when playing any game that raises the CPU to 100%. Can't wait for Windows 7 & a new one... Saturday, June 27, 2009 12:11:28 AMTwitter Web Client
@spam @LucilaPrice876 Tuesday, June 23, 2009 5:20:39 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito Who the listens to that crap anyway?
In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet
Sunday, June 21, 2009 3:04:04 PMTwitter Web Client
Cool. I can't get to Google Calendar when I need to confirm an appointment with someone. #googlefail Sunday, June 21, 2009 1:09:37 AMTwitter Web Client
http://twitpic.com/7qghl - hutch south in bad shape with flooding Thursday, June 18, 2009 3:51:30 PMTwitter Web Client
Is there a reason why some educated, college grads type like: OmG HaPpYy BiRtHdAy !! lUVvvV yYAaa. It makes you appear extremely ignorant. Tuesday, June 16, 2009 3:52:58 AMTwitter Web Client
You know you're a geek when you go through people's facebook pictures, see a Verizon FiOS box and it makes you happy they don't have cable. Tuesday, June 16, 2009 2:03:56 AMTwitter Web Client
My laptop needs to stop overheating and shutting off when the cpu is at full load for less than 5 minutes. It's annoying. Saturday, June 13, 2009 5:35:38 AMTwitter SMS
Awesome! Recompiled an open source Rubick's cube solver to work on windows using CGI and apache. </geek> Now for Yankees/Sox... Wednesday, June 10, 2009 6:54:42 PMTwitter Web Client
Time for some Yankees Sox action! Let's not repeat what happened with them earlier this season Tuesday, June 09, 2009 6:56:44 PMTwitter Web Client
In search of a Red/White audio RCA to headphone cable (preferable one that doesn't buzz) so my laptop can connect to my stereo. Monday, June 08, 2009 5:18:54 PMTwitter Web Client
Why isn't Everest detecting my CPU temperature anymore. I've had it with this fucking laptop. I want a new one. Sunday, June 07, 2009 5:34:04 PMTwitter Web Client
My laptop keyboard smells Saturday, June 06, 2009 2:36:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Heading to the NYC to chill with @kevinrose for a live taping of Diggnation/ Digg meetup Thursday, June 04, 2009 4:39:12 PMTwitter Web Client
I would appreciate it if this cocksucker laptop didn't over heat and shut off in the middle of me using it. Friday, May 29, 2009 1:52:31 AMTwitter Web Client
My piece of shit laptop isn't good enough to run #huludesktop It's all choppy. 2.2ghz Turion64 - a piece of shit. Friday, May 29, 2009 1:31:46 AMTwitter Web Client
Cool. I get laptop with a modem in it, which is useless these days, and it doesn't support the only thing I want it to do: Caller ID. Thursday, May 28, 2009 7:41:22 PMTwitter Web Client
balls. I just stepped on a wire and ripped apart my 1/4" to 1/8" headphone adapter. Time to look for spares or visit Radioshack Thursday, May 28, 2009 6:10:07 PMTwitter Web Client
COOL. It would be helpful if AIM didn;t take 4 years for the windows to appear Wednesday, May 27, 2009 11:01:44 PMTwitter Web Client
WOOOOOOOO. Take that Papelbitch! Saturday, May 23, 2009 9:47:07 PMTwitter Web Client
The life... Napping & watching the Yanks all day in the Mirror office while the committee works their asses off. I'll take pics later! Saturday, May 16, 2009 4:43:08 PMTwitter Web Client
So the internet at school doesn't suck when no students are here. 35MBPS and pages are snappy. Monday, May 11, 2009 9:38:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Happy Mother's day all you mothers Sunday, May 10, 2009 1:05:40 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito I got swine flu from tom. so it happens
In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet
Sunday, May 10, 2009 1:05:16 PMTwitter Web Client
Where did this cocksuckin mother fuckin memory card disappear to? Friday, May 08, 2009 11:50:44 AMTwitter Web Client
Great. Now my fucking card reader won't read SD cards. I hate my laptop. Friday, May 08, 2009 1:43:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Dear group members, please send me your part of the paper so that I can be done with finals today. K thanks bye. Thursday, May 07, 2009 10:06:06 AMTwitter Web Client
You ever have a paper that just doesn't end, no matter how much you add to it? The group members still need to add their parts. Saturday, May 02, 2009 3:07:46 AMTwitter Web Client
Good day to write my little HR paper on hotels in India Friday, May 01, 2009 12:55:11 PMTwitter Web Client
@VtotheFlo I didn't change your friggin wallpaper Wednesday, April 29, 2009 12:04:29 PMTwitter Web Client
These 4 seniors presenting are jokeshows and probably just came from the Grape Tuesday, April 21, 2009 5:32:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Where the fuck is my stapler?! Tuesday, April 21, 2009 10:34:40 AMTwitter Web Client
Nap time! Hey look, it's light out. Oops... Tuesday, April 21, 2009 5:42:33 AMTwitter Web Client
Correction, my last tweet was wrong. It was other people. Also, 20% done with this paper. Shit's weak. Wizzzeak Tuesday, April 21, 2009 2:24:05 AMTwitter Web Client
Hell yeah, time to start a paper due at 11am! Tuesday, April 21, 2009 12:52:08 AMTwitter Web Client
This one makes zero sense... Time to hire a team of cryptographers to figure this out for me, because it's way over my head. Monday, April 20, 2009 1:10:57 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm not expecting this to happen. What?! I'm just being realistic based on educated research. Friday, April 17, 2009 10:21:56 AMTwitter Web Client
Nap time. Wake me up when things suck less Thursday, April 16, 2009 9:42:06 PMTwitter Web Client
Todo tonight: Read book, start paper. Wednesday, April 15, 2009 5:29:10 PMTwitter Web Client
The 1998 Yankees also started 0-2 and look what happened then. Shut up. Thursday, April 09, 2009 12:43:16 AMTwitter Web Client
I need to get moving on this thing - time's-a-wastin' If I don't, then I'll have a problem (like what happened the last 3-4 times) Wednesday, April 08, 2009 4:07:40 AMTwitter Web Client
which one of you pains in the asses keeps reversing the toilet paper in this house? Tuesday, April 07, 2009 7:37:55 PMTwitter Web Client
The home run siren is back at the stadium!!!!!! Makes me so happy and it brings back the late 90s Saturday, April 04, 2009 1:54:05 PMTwitter Web Client
Happy birthday @colithika (not that I wasn't on the phone with y'all from home) Friday, April 03, 2009 1:02:19 AMTwitter Web Client
So apparently she figured out that the guy was loaded from my description, even though I didn't say anything about money. She knows her shit Wednesday, April 01, 2009 4:53:58 PMTwitter Web Client
No one cares about 80s hair metal bands anymore, James... For fuck's sake, let me do my paper. Monday, March 30, 2009 12:12:14 AMTwitter Web Client
aww what a shame. thats bc you didn't.. nvm. I'm always right. Listen to me and always be happy Sunday, March 29, 2009 2:47:44 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck Macs and their stupid ass apple key that glitches out Wednesday, March 25, 2009 1:59:01 PMTwitter Web Client
COOL. This ass doesn't overbook his appointments Wednesday, March 25, 2009 10:06:41 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck Macs and their stupid ass apple key that glitches out Wednesday, March 25, 2009 12:00:00 AMTwitter Web Client
One of my most productive Sundays yet. Half the paper's written and now I'm going to go study for my exam. And it's only 3:10. Food break! Sunday, March 22, 2009 3:10:52 PMTwitter Web Client
@askmeques Happy b-day. I have another 72 days for that.
In reply to @mustang_sarah's tweet
Saturday, March 21, 2009 8:27:36 AMTwitter Web Client
Adversity.... It happens to me. Lol Friday, March 20, 2009 10:07:07 PMTwitter Web Client
See what happens when you're not a little bitch? Thursday, March 19, 2009 12:41:29 AMTwitter Web Client
That paper is now coherent. Broke my balls and took me about an hour. What a waste of time. If people could write in the first place... Monday, March 16, 2009 1:51:39 AMTwitter Web Client