| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| "The conversation that you requested could not be loaded." Happens in my GMail NONSTOP | Tuesday, March 09, 2010 9:01:58 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I am here: http://maps.google.com/maps?q=40.83949,-73.90394 | Monday, March 08, 2010 5:46:51 PM | twidroid |
| I swear.. If the Droid's 2.1 update doesn't have 5 home screens and the cool app drawer, I'm gonna be pissed. | Thursday, March 04, 2010 5:31:32 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| WHERES MY ANDROID 2.1? Looking good, but needs a few tweaks (more homescreens, 3D app drawer, and Maps 4.0. ITS FAST: http://bit.ly/blldc7 | Thursday, March 04, 2010 1:19:17 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is what happens when I'm up all night doing work: plethora of tweets from me (unlike the past few days where I had like 3 total tweets) | Thursday, March 04, 2010 1:00:05 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| The LCD backlight on my laptop is so dim in comparison to modern displays, it's not even funny. I doubt it was this bad when I got it. | Wednesday, March 03, 2010 2:46:21 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| What's Happening? More like what's not going to happen. And I can tell you what. Next! | Wednesday, March 03, 2010 11:43:02 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @ShavingFoams I have gummies that look like dicks. happy valentines day indeed. Win | Sunday, February 14, 2010 11:26:14 PM | twidroid |
| Clap your hands if you got a bank rolllll | Saturday, February 13, 2010 2:34:05 AM | twidroid |
| @lissema11 It's an Apple product. You consider that? In reply to @lissema11's tweet | Wednesday, February 10, 2010 10:30:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| How theses f'ed up bitches put a paper out weekly is beyond me. Unofficial video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztIETV_wSHg yeah college | Wednesday, February 10, 2010 3:08:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito browser and maps have multitouch pinch to zoom. But they took out some cool shit the nexus one had. Oh well | Tuesday, February 09, 2010 1:38:04 AM | twidroid |
| Use Google. It'll make you study abroad and then get married, have kids and live happily ever after. | Monday, February 08, 2010 2:34:39 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @VtotheFlo Google could have done something so much better with that Ad. They got all sappy. Shame on them In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet | Sunday, February 07, 2010 11:02:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I love overhearing awkward convos while walking. Girl near grape: "my ass still hurts from yesterday" | Friday, February 05, 2010 7:05:16 PM | twidroid |
| My laptop touchpad is behaving all kinds of funky. (grammar?) | Friday, February 05, 2010 11:53:22 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Not a happy camper | Tuesday, February 02, 2010 3:41:18 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito they are not and were never rare and valuable. All any kind of US currency is just paper backed by nothing br more debt. This econo | Saturday, January 30, 2010 2:13:46 PM | twidroid |
| No idea what these Japanese candies are but they are nom. I call them frosted nips: http://twitpic.com/106pxu | Thursday, January 28, 2010 1:56:22 PM | twidroid |
| I am the apartments-townhouses shuttle apparently | Wednesday, January 27, 2010 6:05:41 PM | twidroid |
| I can't sleep in anymore. IDK what happened. I wake up at like 8am everyday. Oh and record early bedtime last night: midnight | Tuesday, January 26, 2010 8:11:54 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| ya know... if i got a little piece of ass to make up for it all this shit i maybe wouldn't care. but NO. never happens | Sunday, January 24, 2010 4:12:15 AM | DELETED |
| http://twitpic.com/z7tcn - Holy shit. My boy from Apple finally sent me a picture of the Apple Tablet: | Friday, January 22, 2010 11:06:16 AM | Twitpic |
| @plasma2002 just made my day with this forum post: http://bit.ly/5Tw9pw (edited b/c apparently you need to log in to read the forum) | Tuesday, January 12, 2010 1:11:53 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Actually Engadget lied. After further tests by me, they were using a shitty app. I got good results on a touchscreen test with another one. | Saturday, January 09, 2010 3:47:27 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Android 2.1 will soon allow apps to be installed to the SD card, freeing the 256mb internal app limit. awesome! please push it to the Droid? | Tuesday, January 05, 2010 5:15:46 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Not even gonna lie, my Droid makes a better flashlight that some crappy ones I own. Sick dual LEDs! | Friday, January 01, 2010 5:36:19 AM | twidroid |
| Holy crap, there's an Android App to play .xm and.mod tracked files (aka keygen music). DROOOOOOOOOL | Wednesday, December 30, 2009 4:54:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| People rip on the Droid's music player app. It's no iPod, but it works. | Wednesday, December 30, 2009 2:40:44 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| If you threw a baseball off of Mars' moon Phobos, it would escape into space. Sooooo cool. Thanks XKCD for this stat. | Monday, December 28, 2009 1:34:07 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @colithika drew this on my Droid usin the über steamy window app. He also called no homo. http://twitpic.com/vhuns | Sunday, December 27, 2009 4:25:14 PM | twidroid |
| My dad: "pretty soon you're going to be able to piss on your Droid and there will be an app that does a DNA analysis of it" | Thursday, December 24, 2009 7:41:03 PM | twidroid |
| The truth or dare app on my Droid just told me to smack everyones asses. I'm pretty sure that's never a problem for me | Thursday, December 24, 2009 5:50:49 AM | twidroid |
| I blame my shitty laptop for bad drivers. It's all working. Windows 7 is the secks | Saturday, December 19, 2009 8:24:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| no fucking win 7 x64 drivers for this piece of shit old fucking cock munching laptop of mine | Saturday, December 19, 2009 5:22:49 PM | txt |
| @Novellabella Yes, I noticed that. It's crap. I guess they don't like getting texted. I'll be using twitdroid soon though In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Saturday, December 19, 2009 2:36:48 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| i just locked my fucking laptop power adapter into a room in bannow. fml. wheres pritchard? | Thursday, December 17, 2009 8:19:11 PM | txt |
| en-FUCKIN-joyyyyy! 3 classes over with (papers). 3 more finals to go. | Tuesday, December 15, 2009 7:40:54 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just spent an hour drooling over a Droid rather than writing my paper | Monday, December 14, 2009 8:10:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| to do: hand in paper, some errands, lunch, write a paper, study, laundry, kill zombies | Monday, December 14, 2009 10:49:54 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| does it make me a loser that i'm disappointed i don't have to do a presentation on web technology (ajax,html5 etc). was assigned in a dream | Saturday, December 12, 2009 12:21:20 PM | txt |
| Portfolioso paper tracker: page 6/15 complete | Thursday, December 10, 2009 7:40:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I love storytelling. These papers = made up bullshit that should actually be real events. F that, son | Thursday, December 10, 2009 6:33:53 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Portfolioso paper tracker: page 1/15 complete | Thursday, December 10, 2009 5:35:37 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| On to the next paper.. 0 motivation for this stupid shit | Thursday, December 10, 2009 3:38:20 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Applied Ethics 291 can suck my dick | Wednesday, December 09, 2009 11:06:17 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| this class better be short because its preventing me from 2 papers | Wednesday, December 09, 2009 1:59:06 PM | txt |
| Gettin shit done, son. Bang out these assignments, word? Dreading this 15 page AE paper though... | Tuesday, December 08, 2009 6:58:19 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Ah yes, 4AM. Time to start this paper. It's due at 9:30 so I'm fine. | Tuesday, December 08, 2009 3:55:50 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Cleaning this shithole, shower, lunch, maybe a little hw, happy hour, madden djing, swamp life | Friday, December 04, 2009 12:31:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Only thing I care about is happy hour and the swamp after | Friday, December 04, 2009 3:35:46 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Happy December. Now get cold and snow. SOFORT (http://bit.ly/7XCB4y) | Tuesday, December 01, 2009 1:09:20 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| 8PM - take 2.5 hr nap. Fantastic idea or bad idea? We'll find out. | Monday, November 30, 2009 10:31:54 PM | txt |
| just ate some paper. Stupid pez wrapper | Sunday, November 29, 2009 2:07:06 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's 3AM and I'm lon.... J/K with the 90s sappy shit. It's 3AM and I feel like a fuckin' turkey stuffed me... | Friday, November 27, 2009 2:54:12 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| http://twitpic.com/qmv09 - WTF Google, please explain to me how to read this stock market graph. I'm confused | Monday, November 23, 2009 9:35:37 AM | Twitpic |
| "I can't slap your ass, so I'll slap your back instead" - I love when ppl tell me stories about me I don't remember. @ least I'm a gentleman | Sunday, November 22, 2009 5:11:57 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| at least my fam makes me happy...but idk how much that will last | Sunday, November 01, 2009 1:12:46 AM | txt |
| pounded some felix felicis (Harry Potter anyone?) Luck's on my side tonight bitches. Happy Halloween bitches. | Saturday, October 31, 2009 9:46:16 PM | txt |
| attempting to play KF with a laptop touchpad | Saturday, October 31, 2009 4:36:57 PM | txt |
| i apologize for being mad pissed. Just killed mad zombies with JMunz and my life is that much better | Saturday, October 24, 2009 5:43:39 AM | txt |
| my fucking laptop is useless when playing kf | Friday, October 23, 2009 1:08:54 AM | txt |
| okay. so apparently i'm proficient in extracting DNA from plant tissue | Friday, October 16, 2009 11:15:52 AM | txt |
| NOTE TO SELF: Don't take out anger on phone. Remember what happened last time? I'm lucky for now | Friday, October 09, 2009 2:59:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Darryl shut your fucking trap and stop humming | Monday, October 05, 2009 9:06:31 AM | txt |
| Southport's blueberry beer is back in season and on tap! yummy | Friday, October 02, 2009 5:37:58 PM | txt |
| Picking up laundry, then coming back and taking a look at a problem. Tomorrow = 1 class, 2 assignments, nap, then weekend. | Friday, October 02, 2009 3:35:41 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| the bullshit-o-meter is very high for this absolutely nonsense paper I'm writing. Also, my laundry's done | Friday, October 02, 2009 2:48:29 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| 1am laundry then startin a paper.yay | Friday, October 02, 2009 12:48:34 AM | txt |
| Seriously, read our school paper... http://bit.ly/x1ohL | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 2:44:52 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm not eating lobster from the grape at 3:30am - Keith | Saturday, September 26, 2009 3:36:28 AM | txt |
| hey fucks upstairs... Is it necessary to stomp your goddamn feet while walking? I'm trying to write a paper. | Tuesday, September 22, 2009 1:32:33 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| it's like the roaring 20s in my house right now. We're just missing the flappers. | Monday, September 21, 2009 9:36:39 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Happy hour at the brewery. I love Fridays | Friday, September 11, 2009 5:21:29 PM | txt |
| Homework? F'in a... Time for a nap | Tuesday, September 08, 2009 5:20:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| They guys upstairs are blasting Man in a Box. Never heard an Alice in Chains song at a party before. I approve greatly. | Wednesday, September 02, 2009 11:06:30 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| What the fuck is this bitch yapping about and why is it relevant to anyone here? | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 3:31:30 PM | txt |
| Not happy to be here right now. About to get lectured at for 3.5 hours | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 2:21:22 PM | txt |
| If this girl actually saw what she's stored as in my phonebook, I'd get slapped so hard... | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 8:50:34 AM | txt |
| Sorry John, I'm raping your OptOnline upload by downloading 500MB of maps from your dedicated server for epic Killing Floor later | Saturday, August 22, 2009 9:34:57 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I am going to cock slap the Yankees right now if they continue sucking dick, giving up 11+ runs two days in a row | Saturday, August 22, 2009 6:31:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I've never seen Fenway so empty. Not happy with the yanks giving up 11 runs but I'll take a w against boston | Friday, August 21, 2009 11:08:10 PM | txt |
| All the technology I own is wizzeak. As a tech enthusiast, my shit sucks. Jokers have better laptops and phones. Grr | Sunday, August 16, 2009 8:36:57 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Wow, just came home to a huge pile of mail. This never happens | Friday, August 14, 2009 4:24:25 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Oops.. Raped the Mirror server with a SQL query indexing posts... Server load of 10.34 on a 4 CPU system | Friday, August 14, 2009 12:05:24 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Why does my car thermometer say it's 49 degrees? I wish it were 49 degrees. Stupid piece of crap, it's like roasting outside. | Thursday, August 13, 2009 1:21:56 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| "Drinking from the chalice of holy crap there's booze in this thing" -rio | Wednesday, August 12, 2009 11:47:20 PM | txt |
| Fucking custodians... When you take apart a computer lab, put them back in the same order. I don't want to rearrange desks. | Wednesday, August 12, 2009 8:26:32 AM | txt |
| "the goal for today is to steal the jap flag" -keith | Tuesday, August 11, 2009 5:47:50 PM | txt |
| My fucking laptop struggles with unreal graphics at 16bit 640x480. What a piece of shit | Sunday, August 02, 2009 11:50:12 AM | txt |
| My Dad (on Google): "What are they going to invent next, toilet paper? A hand that comes out and wipes your ass for you?" | Tuesday, July 28, 2009 4:52:00 PM | twhirl |
| New blog post: Minneapolis http://blog.portfolioso.com/2009/07/24/minneapolis/ | Friday, July 24, 2009 2:04:26 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| Google Maps is my life in this city. I'm lost as hell. You call this a campus? It's like huge. | Friday, July 24, 2009 1:38:13 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| On my way to LGA for a trip to Minneapolis | Thursday, July 23, 2009 2:55:07 PM | twhirl |
| Huge robot mosquito didn't die. I smacked it with a roll of paper towels and it wasn't even stunned. | Thursday, July 23, 2009 9:59:25 AM | txt |
| Bed, work, Minneapolis | Thursday, July 23, 2009 1:18:16 AM | twhirl |
| http://twitpic.com/ayd0o - since when did they make the crave case shitty and cheap? | Sunday, July 19, 2009 8:46:15 PM | Twitpic |
| White castle in Queens. Nom! they made the crave case boxes cheap though. Oh well | Sunday, July 19, 2009 8:41:52 PM | txt |
| Found my cracked in half phone. Makes a good battery charger for swapping my two batteries I own | Saturday, July 18, 2009 8:21:54 PM | twhirl |
| SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW! Just found a video I was looking for since January because Youtube muted it. | Friday, July 17, 2009 3:28:07 AM | twhirl |