| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| i just locked my fucking laptop power adapter into a room in bannow. fml. wheres pritchard? | Thursday, December 17, 2009 8:19:11 PM | txt |
| en-FUCKIN-joyyyyy! 3 classes over with (papers). 3 more finals to go. | Tuesday, December 15, 2009 7:40:54 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just spent an hour drooling over a Droid rather than writing my paper | Monday, December 14, 2009 8:10:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| to do: hand in paper, some errands, lunch, write a paper, study, laundry, kill zombies | Monday, December 14, 2009 10:49:54 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| does it make me a loser that i'm disappointed i don't have to do a presentation on web technology (ajax,html5 etc). was assigned in a dream | Saturday, December 12, 2009 12:21:20 PM | txt |
| Portfolioso paper tracker: page 6/15 complete | Thursday, December 10, 2009 7:40:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I love storytelling. These papers = made up bullshit that should actually be real events. F that, son | Thursday, December 10, 2009 6:33:53 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Portfolioso paper tracker: page 1/15 complete | Thursday, December 10, 2009 5:35:37 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| On to the next paper.. 0 motivation for this stupid shit | Thursday, December 10, 2009 3:38:20 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Applied Ethics 291 can suck my dick | Wednesday, December 09, 2009 11:06:17 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| this class better be short because its preventing me from 2 papers | Wednesday, December 09, 2009 1:59:06 PM | txt |
| Gettin shit done, son. Bang out these assignments, word? Dreading this 15 page AE paper though... | Tuesday, December 08, 2009 6:58:19 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Ah yes, 4AM. Time to start this paper. It's due at 9:30 so I'm fine. | Tuesday, December 08, 2009 3:55:50 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Cleaning this shithole, shower, lunch, maybe a little hw, happy hour, madden djing, swamp life | Friday, December 04, 2009 12:31:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Only thing I care about is happy hour and the swamp after | Friday, December 04, 2009 3:35:46 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Happy December. Now get cold and snow. SOFORT (http://bit.ly/7XCB4y) | Tuesday, December 01, 2009 1:09:20 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| 8PM - take 2.5 hr nap. Fantastic idea or bad idea? We'll find out. | Monday, November 30, 2009 10:31:54 PM | txt |
| just ate some paper. Stupid pez wrapper | Sunday, November 29, 2009 2:07:06 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's 3AM and I'm lon.... J/K with the 90s sappy shit. It's 3AM and I feel like a fuckin' turkey stuffed me... | Friday, November 27, 2009 2:54:12 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| http://twitpic.com/qmv09 - WTF Google, please explain to me how to read this stock market graph. I'm confused | Monday, November 23, 2009 9:35:37 AM | Twitpic |
| "I can't slap your ass, so I'll slap your back instead" - I love when ppl tell me stories about me I don't remember. @ least I'm a gentleman | Sunday, November 22, 2009 5:11:57 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| at least my fam makes me happy...but idk how much that will last | Sunday, November 01, 2009 1:12:46 AM | txt |
| pounded some felix felicis (Harry Potter anyone?) Luck's on my side tonight bitches. Happy Halloween bitches. | Saturday, October 31, 2009 9:46:16 PM | txt |
| attempting to play KF with a laptop touchpad | Saturday, October 31, 2009 4:36:57 PM | txt |
| i apologize for being mad pissed. Just killed mad zombies with JMunz and my life is that much better | Saturday, October 24, 2009 5:43:39 AM | txt |
| my fucking laptop is useless when playing kf | Friday, October 23, 2009 1:08:54 AM | txt |
| okay. so apparently i'm proficient in extracting DNA from plant tissue | Friday, October 16, 2009 11:15:52 AM | txt |
| NOTE TO SELF: Don't take out anger on phone. Remember what happened last time? I'm lucky for now | Friday, October 09, 2009 2:59:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Darryl shut your fucking trap and stop humming | Monday, October 05, 2009 9:06:31 AM | txt |
| Southport's blueberry beer is back in season and on tap! yummy | Friday, October 02, 2009 5:37:58 PM | txt |
| Picking up laundry, then coming back and taking a look at a problem. Tomorrow = 1 class, 2 assignments, nap, then weekend. | Friday, October 02, 2009 3:35:41 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| the bullshit-o-meter is very high for this absolutely nonsense paper I'm writing. Also, my laundry's done | Friday, October 02, 2009 2:48:29 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| 1am laundry then startin a paper.yay | Friday, October 02, 2009 12:48:34 AM | txt |
| Seriously, read our school paper... http://bit.ly/x1ohL | Wednesday, September 30, 2009 2:44:52 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm not eating lobster from the grape at 3:30am - Keith | Saturday, September 26, 2009 3:36:28 AM | txt |
| hey fucks upstairs... Is it necessary to stomp your goddamn feet while walking? I'm trying to write a paper. | Tuesday, September 22, 2009 1:32:33 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| it's like the roaring 20s in my house right now. We're just missing the flappers. | Monday, September 21, 2009 9:36:39 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Happy hour at the brewery. I love Fridays | Friday, September 11, 2009 5:21:29 PM | txt |
| Homework? F'in a... Time for a nap | Tuesday, September 08, 2009 5:20:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| They guys upstairs are blasting Man in a Box. Never heard an Alice in Chains song at a party before. I approve greatly. | Wednesday, September 02, 2009 11:06:30 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| What the fuck is this bitch yapping about and why is it relevant to anyone here? | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 3:31:30 PM | txt |
| Not happy to be here right now. About to get lectured at for 3.5 hours | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 2:21:22 PM | txt |
| If this girl actually saw what she's stored as in my phonebook, I'd get slapped so hard... | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 8:50:34 AM | txt |
| Sorry John, I'm raping your OptOnline upload by downloading 500MB of maps from your dedicated server for epic Killing Floor later | Saturday, August 22, 2009 9:34:57 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I am going to cock slap the Yankees right now if they continue sucking dick, giving up 11+ runs two days in a row | Saturday, August 22, 2009 6:31:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I've never seen Fenway so empty. Not happy with the yanks giving up 11 runs but I'll take a w against boston | Friday, August 21, 2009 11:08:10 PM | txt |
| All the technology I own is wizzeak. As a tech enthusiast, my shit sucks. Jokers have better laptops and phones. Grr | Sunday, August 16, 2009 8:36:57 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Wow, just came home to a huge pile of mail. This never happens | Friday, August 14, 2009 4:24:25 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Oops.. Raped the Mirror server with a SQL query indexing posts... Server load of 10.34 on a 4 CPU system | Friday, August 14, 2009 12:05:24 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Why does my car thermometer say it's 49 degrees? I wish it were 49 degrees. Stupid piece of crap, it's like roasting outside. | Thursday, August 13, 2009 1:21:56 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| "Drinking from the chalice of holy crap there's booze in this thing" -rio | Wednesday, August 12, 2009 11:47:20 PM | txt |
| Fucking custodians... When you take apart a computer lab, put them back in the same order. I don't want to rearrange desks. | Wednesday, August 12, 2009 8:26:32 AM | txt |
| "the goal for today is to steal the jap flag" -keith | Tuesday, August 11, 2009 5:47:50 PM | txt |
| My fucking laptop struggles with unreal graphics at 16bit 640x480. What a piece of shit | Sunday, August 02, 2009 11:50:12 AM | txt |
| My Dad (on Google): "What are they going to invent next, toilet paper? A hand that comes out and wipes your ass for you?" | Tuesday, July 28, 2009 4:52:00 PM | twhirl |
| New blog post: Minneapolis http://blog.portfolioso.com/2009/07/24/minneapolis/ | Friday, July 24, 2009 2:04:26 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| Google Maps is my life in this city. I'm lost as hell. You call this a campus? It's like huge. | Friday, July 24, 2009 1:38:13 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| On my way to LGA for a trip to Minneapolis | Thursday, July 23, 2009 2:55:07 PM | twhirl |
| Huge robot mosquito didn't die. I smacked it with a roll of paper towels and it wasn't even stunned. | Thursday, July 23, 2009 9:59:25 AM | txt |
| Bed, work, Minneapolis | Thursday, July 23, 2009 1:18:16 AM | twhirl |
| http://twitpic.com/ayd0o - since when did they make the crave case shitty and cheap? | Sunday, July 19, 2009 8:46:15 PM | Twitpic |
| White castle in Queens. Nom! they made the crave case boxes cheap though. Oh well | Sunday, July 19, 2009 8:41:52 PM | txt |
| Found my cracked in half phone. Makes a good battery charger for swapping my two batteries I own | Saturday, July 18, 2009 8:21:54 PM | twhirl |
| SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW! Just found a video I was looking for since January because Youtube muted it. | Friday, July 17, 2009 3:28:07 AM | twhirl |
| The guy is dead and this scalp fire thing happened 25 years ago. WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK. Shut up with this shit already #mj | Thursday, July 16, 2009 7:16:53 PM | twhirl |
| http://twitpic.com/ak1lo - Teachers are dumb at tech. How does unplugging it clear a paper jam? | Thursday, July 16, 2009 2:27:37 PM | Twitpic |
| @Novellabella Book 6, Page 76 paragraph 2. Dumbledore = sketch (I told you I'd find that for you) In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Wednesday, July 15, 2009 4:44:01 PM | twhirl |
| Pain in the fucking ass I need to go to the Bronx right now and lose money when I should be napping instead. | Tuesday, July 14, 2009 4:44:13 PM | twhirl |
| http://twitpic.com/a8eru - Holy crap! That's one big ass drill | Monday, July 13, 2009 12:11:07 PM | Twitpic |
| New blog post: My Laptop Benchmark: Win XP 32bit VS Ubuntu 9.04 x64 http://bit.ly/PkkcW | Sunday, July 12, 2009 12:11:34 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| Laptop I like: Vaio Z series. Slightly over my price range at $2200, but maybe that'll go down by Christmas | Friday, July 10, 2009 2:09:31 AM | twhirl |
| I don't appreciate cleaning BR's spittle off his monitor | Tuesday, July 07, 2009 11:37:03 AM | txt |
| My laptop is now useless because the clock speed refuses to in above 700MHZ. FML | Sunday, July 05, 2009 1:20:16 PM | txt |
| Cool new laptop feature. Blue Screen of Death when scrolling in FLV video. Fucking piece of shit | Sunday, July 05, 2009 12:34:23 PM | twhirl |
| Activated google calendar on my other google account to test stuff. Why is it in fuckin Japanese? #googlefail | Sunday, July 05, 2009 2:31:41 AM | twhirl |
| Sizz setup here. Outdoors. Lounge chair. W-Fi. 70 degrees. Happy 4th! | Saturday, July 04, 2009 7:43:46 PM | twhirl |
| http://twitpic.com/8yzdp - this is what happens to your hands when you move old dusty shit around for two hours | Wednesday, July 01, 2009 3:39:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm ready to throw this fuckin laptop out the window. Total crash, then it shut off on the 100% cpu overheat. All because a program froze. | Monday, June 29, 2009 3:20:26 AM | Twitter SMS |
| Laptop is useless. Shuts of from overheating when playing any game that raises the CPU to 100%. Can't wait for Windows 7 & a new one... | Saturday, June 27, 2009 12:11:28 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @spam @LucilaPrice876 | Tuesday, June 23, 2009 5:20:39 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito Who the listens to that crap anyway? In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet | Sunday, June 21, 2009 3:04:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Cool. I can't get to Google Calendar when I need to confirm an appointment with someone. #googlefail | Sunday, June 21, 2009 1:09:37 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| http://twitpic.com/7qghl - hutch south in bad shape with flooding | Thursday, June 18, 2009 3:51:30 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Is there a reason why some educated, college grads type like: OmG HaPpYy BiRtHdAy !! lUVvvV yYAaa. It makes you appear extremely ignorant. | Tuesday, June 16, 2009 3:52:58 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| You know you're a geek when you go through people's facebook pictures, see a Verizon FiOS box and it makes you happy they don't have cable. | Tuesday, June 16, 2009 2:03:56 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| My laptop needs to stop overheating and shutting off when the cpu is at full load for less than 5 minutes. It's annoying. | Saturday, June 13, 2009 5:35:38 AM | Twitter SMS |
| Awesome! Recompiled an open source Rubick's cube solver to work on windows using CGI and apache. </geek> Now for Yankees/Sox... | Wednesday, June 10, 2009 6:54:42 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Time for some Yankees Sox action! Let's not repeat what happened with them earlier this season | Tuesday, June 09, 2009 6:56:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| In search of a Red/White audio RCA to headphone cable (preferable one that doesn't buzz) so my laptop can connect to my stereo. | Monday, June 08, 2009 5:18:54 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Why isn't Everest detecting my CPU temperature anymore. I've had it with this fucking laptop. I want a new one. | Sunday, June 07, 2009 5:34:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| My laptop keyboard smells | Saturday, June 06, 2009 2:36:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Heading to the NYC to chill with @kevinrose for a live taping of Diggnation/ Digg meetup | Thursday, June 04, 2009 4:39:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I would appreciate it if this cocksucker laptop didn't over heat and shut off in the middle of me using it. | Friday, May 29, 2009 1:52:31 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| My piece of shit laptop isn't good enough to run #huludesktop It's all choppy. 2.2ghz Turion64 - a piece of shit. | Friday, May 29, 2009 1:31:46 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Cool. I get laptop with a modem in it, which is useless these days, and it doesn't support the only thing I want it to do: Caller ID. | Thursday, May 28, 2009 7:41:22 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| balls. I just stepped on a wire and ripped apart my 1/4" to 1/8" headphone adapter. Time to look for spares or visit Radioshack | Thursday, May 28, 2009 6:10:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| COOL. It would be helpful if AIM didn;t take 4 years for the windows to appear | Wednesday, May 27, 2009 11:01:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| WOOOOOOOO. Take that Papelbitch! | Saturday, May 23, 2009 9:47:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The life... Napping & watching the Yanks all day in the Mirror office while the committee works their asses off. I'll take pics later! | Saturday, May 16, 2009 4:43:08 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| So the internet at school doesn't suck when no students are here. 35MBPS and pages are snappy. | Monday, May 11, 2009 9:38:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |