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The remainder of my evening includes: Mob Wives, filing Android app bugs for my Ukranians to fix and planning our office moving out bar hop! Monday, January 30, 2012 11:06:57 PMTwitter Web Client
I need to teach my boy Anton in the Ukraine how to make a proper Android app. Guy coded a complete disaster... HHHH Thursday, January 26, 2012 12:06:47 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm at L'Express (249 Park Ave S, at E 20th St, New York) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/waP8We Wednesday, January 18, 2012 6:26:56 PMfoursquare
@plasma2002 I heard namecheap was good. I think it's actually cheaper. I was asking around too. I might switch
In reply to @plasma2002's tweet
Wednesday, January 04, 2012 3:06:51 PMTwitter Web Client
Happy New Year to all my East Coast players. I still have 2 hours Sunday, January 01, 2012 12:04:12 AMTwitter for Android
Might as well put my money in a fuckin paper shreader Saturday, December 31, 2011 9:12:16 PMTwitter for Android
"That movie with the black people and the saran wrap" Friday, December 30, 2011 9:15:13 PMTwitter for Android
@mich_amore quiet. Be happy instead, its better.
In reply to @mich_amore's tweet
Friday, December 30, 2011 12:51:27 AMTwitter for Android
@__JLu I'm seriously looking into namecheap. I think it will actually be less expensive for a private reg. GoDaddy really screwed themselves
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Tuesday, December 27, 2011 3:32:49 AMTwitter Web Client
When Daniel is disappointed in you, it's the scariest thing ever. Thursday, December 22, 2011 11:20:55 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @Android: Happy holidays, from everyone on the @Android team: http://t.co/TFWpZ2T2 Wednesday, December 21, 2011 2:56:33 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew How disappointed will you be if your future kids are all straight?
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Sunday, December 18, 2011 5:20:48 PMTwitter for Android
Steinbrenner's granddaughter is in this show? What a stunner. I might have to kidnap her. Sunday, December 18, 2011 2:26:45 PMTwitter for Android
just found a bug in the Ice Cream Sandwich messaging app. If you type a draft, then delete it, it still shows in preview. Woof. Sunday, December 18, 2011 10:21:40 AMTwitter for Android
RT @StephenAtHome: My office Christmas party is tonight, which means my office apology party will be tomorrow. Friday, December 16, 2011 1:00:13 AMTwitter Web Client
My mom just asked me if I was going to go to the Apple store to get my Galaxy Nexus tomorrow. Typical. Thursday, December 15, 2011 12:16:59 AMTwitter Web Client
the work christmas party is not complete until my boy raps biggie.... legitimate! Friday, December 09, 2011 10:08:52 PMtxt
my ceo "who the hell tapped this? i could have tapped this better in high school" Friday, December 09, 2011 7:49:51 PMtxt
New blog post: If I Get Stampeded Tomorrow and Die, It's Steve Jobs' Fault http://t.co/apmZIRq Friday, December 09, 2011 12:01:22 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
@majlnew: "MY PUPPYTIME APP DOESN'T WORK!!!!" #firstworldproblems. Tell Siri to fix it. Tuesday, December 06, 2011 6:42:24 PMTwitter Web Client
although... this trough is more legit than the grape's Sunday, December 04, 2011 12:54:51 AMtxt
a trough? seriously? i havent pissed in one of those since the grape Saturday, December 03, 2011 10:54:17 PMtxt
apparently, my mom is bartending. i had two beers and the bitch brought me a water. hhhh Friday, December 02, 2011 8:44:39 PMtxt
The Galaxy Nexus visited the FCC for Approval on AT&T. At this fucking rate, it will never come out on Verizon. Those fuckers. Friday, December 02, 2011 6:17:48 PMTwitter Web Client
Our Android app is a piece of shit Friday, December 02, 2011 4:45:37 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: If your application is use HTTP and your company is not in cloudscape you need of protest! http://t.co/1od3Ajfa Thursday, December 01, 2011 11:03:57 PMTwitter for Android
USA is literally a second world country. What's this shit the Galaxy Nexus is released in the UK, Canada Germany and Japan before here. Fml! Thursday, December 01, 2011 11:00:42 PMTwitter for Android
the second i go to take a nap, the fucker next to me decides to get out. now i'm awake. i need my own driver. this 99% shit sucks Thursday, December 01, 2011 7:55:17 PMtxt
My twitter apparently makes me sound like a geek and an alcoholic. nice Thursday, December 01, 2011 4:36:52 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @Android: Happy December! Angry Birds Seasons has arrived in Android Market with 25 new levels of pig pummeling holiday fun: http://t ... Thursday, December 01, 2011 4:33:37 PMTwitter Web Client
The architechts next door... do you think we need measuring tape? iuh duh Wednesday, November 30, 2011 2:49:51 PMtxt
New blog post: Son Of a Bitch Apple Fanboy Says Galaxy Nexus is a Piece of Shit http://t.co/zszBJYq Monday, November 28, 2011 8:39:14 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Obviously the fucking apple fanboys WOULD say the Galaxy nexus is a piece of shit. Fuck those people: http://t.co/FcEfd4k Monday, November 28, 2011 5:28:04 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm pretty sure apples are not supposed to have veins running through them... http://t.co/D5aq30s Monday, November 28, 2011 12:50:03 PMTwitter for Android
apparently, Lady Gaga knows the difference between a forward slash and a backslash. Thursday, November 24, 2011 10:08:16 PMtxt
"We need more pipes in this application. If it were up to me, I'd put pipes everywhere" Monday, November 14, 2011 11:47:59 AMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu nah, i was being dumb. its easy "sudo apt-get install php5-curl" needed it bc my webapp called the func it but it wasn't installed
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Thursday, November 10, 2011 10:02:09 PMTwitter Web Client
lighttpd > apache Thursday, November 10, 2011 2:58:29 PMTwitter Web Client
Hmm I thought I was going to be scared of lighttpd, but it's just as easy to config as apache. Thursday, November 10, 2011 4:40:21 AMTwitter Web Client
fuck man... why doesn't "sudo aptitude install lighttpd" work on Ubuntu 10.04 LTS? Wednesday, November 09, 2011 10:47:35 PMTwitter Web Client
I need the Eagles to not cover the spread. I also need the game to be around 37 points for me to win the week #notgonnahappen =/ Monday, November 07, 2011 7:01:32 PMTwitter Web Client
Intern is using the new gmail look. I'm not a fan of that crap, but I'm impressed she knew enough to manually enable it. Monday, November 07, 2011 11:45:54 AMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew What happened to: I'm going to be in at 10AM on Monday, joker
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Monday, November 07, 2011 10:26:47 AMTwitter Web Client
Just found a Howard Stern tape from 1991. Brilliant. I miss the 90s Sunday, November 06, 2011 3:53:31 PMtxt
I love gaining an extra hour for no reason. #daylightsavingstimeisoutdatedandonlyappliedtofarmersinthe1800s Sunday, November 06, 2011 1:46:22 AMTwitter Web Client
The lack of slut costumes in this office today are appalling Friday, October 28, 2011 12:27:46 PMTwitter Web Client
Also for fucks sake, don't stop to read a motherless map at the base of a staircase, oblivious bastards... People need to get by. Monday, October 24, 2011 7:28:11 PMtxt
@scoopANDslam This is what happens when you work in accounting. Every aspect of accounting fucking sucks. Tech startups for the win. Friday, October 21, 2011 10:34:42 AMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 dimetapp was better before they removed the ingredient linked to causing strokes. Probs for the better, but it worked better before
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Thursday, October 20, 2011 11:52:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Winning attitude: stop giving a fuck about everything and then only good things will happen to you. Wednesday, October 19, 2011 5:10:59 PMTwitter Web Client
apparently, the squirrels in madison square park love climbing all over people and asking for food Monday, October 17, 2011 3:42:38 PMtxt
RT @wastpito @portfolioso was [in a Twitter class] wearing a bald cap shooting a classmate with his banana gun. #intoxicateddreams Saturday, October 15, 2011 4:43:08 PMTwitter Web Client
Dear Verizon. Stop capping fuckin YouTube traffic assholes. I have 25MBPS symmetrical internet and my YouTube videos load like f'in dialup Wednesday, October 12, 2011 9:26:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Stale cookies and an apple for lunch. Gross. Tuesday, October 11, 2011 4:06:24 PMTwitter Web Client
And the Twitter machine is back up. Wonder what happened. Haven't see a fail whale in years. Friday, October 07, 2011 1:05:26 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: As Much As I Rip on Apple... http://bit.ly/nq0MeZ Thursday, October 06, 2011 12:46:14 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Sucks to all You Apple Fanboys http://bit.ly/oejppu Wednesday, October 05, 2011 12:21:15 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
@scoopANDslam I'm telling you man, I can't drink like I used to in college. It happens
In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet
Sunday, October 02, 2011 1:54:35 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Horrible. This Should Never Happen to Anyone. Ever. http://t.co/AuYJR2b Thursday, September 29, 2011 12:46:12 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Learn Math You Fuckin Apple Joker http://t.co/cjySOMu Wednesday, September 28, 2011 11:24:13 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Acer netbooks take coffee to the keyboard really... really well... (This is what happens when coworkers sit on your desk and spill shit) Wednesday, September 28, 2011 3:05:38 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Quick Text Pasting Windows App (Because I'm a Lazy Ass) http://t.co/1pJlU8D Monday, September 26, 2011 1:25:27 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Network admin pushes Kapersky AV through domain policy. I uninstall and block said policy. #localadmin #winning #anti-anti-virus (AVs suck) Friday, September 23, 2011 10:36:39 AMTwitter Web Client
Dukes has to get their shit together with the Bud Lite tap which never works. Wednesday, September 21, 2011 3:42:07 PMTwitter for Android
Not that theres anything wrong with it, but any man who enjoys Glee is a flaming homosexual. Seriously. Its fine/I approve bro. But its true Tuesday, September 20, 2011 9:58:36 PMTwitter for Android
Now that was a good apple Tuesday, September 20, 2011 1:03:19 PMTwitter Web Client
Those mother fuckers. I bet they copied Apple where you don't quit but programs just stay running and become suspended. Fucking Apple. Friday, September 16, 2011 10:40:53 PMTwitter Web Client
Well that was interesting... How the fuck are you supposed to quit apps? Windows 8 is so radically different, I had no idea how to use it. Friday, September 16, 2011 10:40:16 PMTwitter Web Client
Apparently, CVS sells cat sickers. Who'd'a thunk? Wednesday, September 14, 2011 2:33:59 PMTwitter for Android
It's cool to know that Windows 8 is generating as much buzz on the interwebs as Apple announcements usually do. Wednesday, September 14, 2011 1:42:59 AMTwitter Web Client
'Morning officers. My train is apparently on lockdown. There are two MTA officers in every car. Monday, September 12, 2011 8:56:23 AMTwitter for Android
I would probably kill a man to be at the grape right now... miss that shit Friday, September 09, 2011 10:53:55 PMTwitter for Android
I haven't gone to bed. Rolling out a new data center...RT @kerbear88 First $2 Tuesday at the Grape and where am I? Bed. #postcollegeproblems Wednesday, September 07, 2011 5:39:55 AMTwitter Web Client
Why won't mother fuckin apache start on this bitch ass server? Monday, September 05, 2011 9:55:20 PMTwitter for Android
Dear laptop fan: Shut the fuck up. You're not overheating and CPU use is 0%. So why are you running so loudly? kthxbye Monday, September 05, 2011 6:34:35 PMTwitter Web Client
@SumthinEclectic Happened to me. I had a bot guess my FTP password, download my index.php files, inject malicious javascript, then reupload.
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Friday, September 02, 2011 11:59:21 AMTwitter Web Client
@SumthinEclectic What happened, abusers?
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Friday, September 02, 2011 11:38:17 AMTwitter Web Client
My internet speed should be 30MBPS and is usually constant unlike cable, but it's capped at 10MBPS. WTF, Verizon... #firstworldproblems Thursday, September 01, 2011 1:32:55 AMTwitter Web Client
Doing some accounting. Shit fucking sucks. Thought I'd never have to do that since I bombed it freshman year.. apparently not. Wednesday, August 31, 2011 11:47:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Oh what happened to me. I used to just tweet the craziest shit. Now I just censored myself. Like... I had it typed and was like. Nah: TMI Monday, August 29, 2011 11:23:30 AMTwitter Web Client
Happy ending problem? Seems like a very good problem to have. How geeky though: http://t.co/Dj8hDRt Monday, August 29, 2011 1:51:39 AMTwitter Web Client
I am disappointed in my body right now... not only am I huge, there was no reason for me to boot. I am fine now. Saturday, August 27, 2011 2:17:09 AMTwitter for Android
"...and then we had to tap it and pump it" Thursday, August 25, 2011 1:34:31 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Is it Gross to Bring your Laptop to the Shitter? http://t.co/HeVSCzM Wednesday, August 24, 2011 12:15:11 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
I'm at Bull's Head Tavern w/ @daraphoo http://4sq.com/odwIIh Tuesday, August 23, 2011 6:50:33 PMfoursquare
Bought some memory for my old laptop. Anyone care to explain why the charge dropped off my card statement? Tuesday, August 16, 2011 1:15:46 AMTwitter Web Client
Duct tape, zip ties, foam insulation, cursing and sweat. Finally fixed my squeaky bed, Puerto Rican style. Who wants to bang now? Sunday, August 07, 2011 1:01:15 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Attention People Who Misuse the Apostrophe S: Fucking Learn English http://bit.ly/nFYIjv Saturday, August 06, 2011 1:35:27 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Holy Crap, I Actually Agree With Apple for Once http://bit.ly/qezVw3 Friday, July 29, 2011 4:52:34 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Dirtbags at Apple are Screwing with MacBook Air SSDs http://bit.ly/pf3sdI Monday, July 25, 2011 10:10:30 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
"She's got them apple pie jeans. Boots with the burrs" Danny destroys lyrics Saturday, July 23, 2011 9:24:37 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: MG Siegler Is Fucktarded+ (And Random Apple Rants) http://bit.ly/qKQAOZ Friday, July 22, 2011 2:42:53 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
@kerbear88 Movie was great. I think they could have done a better job with the Snape memory. It was very fragmented
In reply to @kerbear88's tweet
Saturday, July 16, 2011 2:01:55 AMTwitter Web Client
Not appreciating the fact that I have to listen to a cunt UK client bitch to us about how our software doesnt do anything they want :/ Friday, July 15, 2011 10:24:38 AMTwitter Web Client
I do not appreciate the new sales girl's "Choke" (Coke) tshirt as the official soft drink of the NY Yankees. She needs a spanking for that. Thursday, July 14, 2011 11:12:31 AMTwitter Web Client
Did I just piss out a fly? I legit just took a piss and a fly appeared out of nowhere. wtf.. Wednesday, July 13, 2011 10:51:51 PMTwitter for Android
Facebook's Android App is horse shit. Fuckin slow, lacks features. Cant do dick on it. Their iPhone one is SO much better. Tuesday, July 12, 2011 8:59:26 PMTwitter Web Client
Ah shit. Caught looking... I hate when that happens Tuesday, July 12, 2011 1:26:11 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: So THIS Is What It's Like When Youtube Slaps You on The Wrist For Copyright Infringement http://bit.ly/qFA8Ax Monday, July 11, 2011 10:25:59 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Why do I get haunted in my sleep: Professor gave out the last syllabus, I didn't get one, I made copies, mixed up all papers & was 100% lost Monday, July 04, 2011 10:30:30 AMTwitter Web Client
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