| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| The remainder of my evening includes: Mob Wives, filing Android app bugs for my Ukranians to fix and planning our office moving out bar hop! | Monday, January 30, 2012 11:06:57 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I need to teach my boy Anton in the Ukraine how to make a proper Android app. Guy coded a complete disaster... HHHH | Thursday, January 26, 2012 12:06:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm at L'Express (249 Park Ave S, at E 20th St, New York) w/ 2 others http://4sq.com/waP8We | Wednesday, January 18, 2012 6:26:56 PM | foursquare |
| @plasma2002 I heard namecheap was good. I think it's actually cheaper. I was asking around too. I might switch In reply to @plasma2002's tweet | Wednesday, January 04, 2012 3:06:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Happy New Year to all my East Coast players. I still have 2 hours | Sunday, January 01, 2012 12:04:12 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Might as well put my money in a fuckin paper shreader | Saturday, December 31, 2011 9:12:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| "That movie with the black people and the saran wrap" | Friday, December 30, 2011 9:15:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @mich_amore quiet. Be happy instead, its better. In reply to @mich_amore's tweet | Friday, December 30, 2011 12:51:27 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @__JLu I'm seriously looking into namecheap. I think it will actually be less expensive for a private reg. GoDaddy really screwed themselves | Tuesday, December 27, 2011 3:32:49 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| When Daniel is disappointed in you, it's the scariest thing ever. | Thursday, December 22, 2011 11:20:55 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @Android: Happy holidays, from everyone on the @Android team: http://t.co/TFWpZ2T2 | Wednesday, December 21, 2011 2:56:33 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @MalJNew How disappointed will you be if your future kids are all straight? | Sunday, December 18, 2011 5:20:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Steinbrenner's granddaughter is in this show? What a stunner. I might have to kidnap her. | Sunday, December 18, 2011 2:26:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| just found a bug in the Ice Cream Sandwich messaging app. If you type a draft, then delete it, it still shows in preview. Woof. | Sunday, December 18, 2011 10:21:40 AM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @StephenAtHome: My office Christmas party is tonight, which means my office apology party will be tomorrow. | Friday, December 16, 2011 1:00:13 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| My mom just asked me if I was going to go to the Apple store to get my Galaxy Nexus tomorrow. Typical. | Thursday, December 15, 2011 12:16:59 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| the work christmas party is not complete until my boy raps biggie.... legitimate! | Friday, December 09, 2011 10:08:52 PM | txt |
| my ceo "who the hell tapped this? i could have tapped this better in high school" | Friday, December 09, 2011 7:49:51 PM | txt |
| New blog post: If I Get Stampeded Tomorrow and Die, It's Steve Jobs' Fault http://t.co/apmZIRq | Friday, December 09, 2011 12:01:22 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| @majlnew: "MY PUPPYTIME APP DOESN'T WORK!!!!" #firstworldproblems. Tell Siri to fix it. | Tuesday, December 06, 2011 6:42:24 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| although... this trough is more legit than the grape's | Sunday, December 04, 2011 12:54:51 AM | txt |
| a trough? seriously? i havent pissed in one of those since the grape | Saturday, December 03, 2011 10:54:17 PM | txt |
| apparently, my mom is bartending. i had two beers and the bitch brought me a water. hhhh | Friday, December 02, 2011 8:44:39 PM | txt |
| The Galaxy Nexus visited the FCC for Approval on AT&T. At this fucking rate, it will never come out on Verizon. Those fuckers. | Friday, December 02, 2011 6:17:48 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Our Android app is a piece of shit | Friday, December 02, 2011 4:45:37 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: If your application is use HTTP and your company is not in cloudscape you need of protest! http://t.co/1od3Ajfa | Thursday, December 01, 2011 11:03:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| USA is literally a second world country. What's this shit the Galaxy Nexus is released in the UK, Canada Germany and Japan before here. Fml! | Thursday, December 01, 2011 11:00:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| the second i go to take a nap, the fucker next to me decides to get out. now i'm awake. i need my own driver. this 99% shit sucks | Thursday, December 01, 2011 7:55:17 PM | txt |
| My twitter apparently makes me sound like a geek and an alcoholic. nice | Thursday, December 01, 2011 4:36:52 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @Android: Happy December! Angry Birds Seasons has arrived in Android Market with 25 new levels of pig pummeling holiday fun: http://t ... | Thursday, December 01, 2011 4:33:37 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The architechts next door... do you think we need measuring tape? iuh duh | Wednesday, November 30, 2011 2:49:51 PM | txt |
| New blog post: Son Of a Bitch Apple Fanboy Says Galaxy Nexus is a Piece of Shit http://t.co/zszBJYq | Monday, November 28, 2011 8:39:14 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| Obviously the fucking apple fanboys WOULD say the Galaxy nexus is a piece of shit. Fuck those people: http://t.co/FcEfd4k | Monday, November 28, 2011 5:28:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm pretty sure apples are not supposed to have veins running through them... http://t.co/D5aq30s | Monday, November 28, 2011 12:50:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| apparently, Lady Gaga knows the difference between a forward slash and a backslash. | Thursday, November 24, 2011 10:08:16 PM | txt |
| "We need more pipes in this application. If it were up to me, I'd put pipes everywhere" | Monday, November 14, 2011 11:47:59 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @__JLu nah, i was being dumb. its easy "sudo apt-get install php5-curl" needed it bc my webapp called the func it but it wasn't installed | Thursday, November 10, 2011 10:02:09 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| lighttpd > apache | Thursday, November 10, 2011 2:58:29 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Hmm I thought I was going to be scared of lighttpd, but it's just as easy to config as apache. | Thursday, November 10, 2011 4:40:21 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| fuck man... why doesn't "sudo aptitude install lighttpd" work on Ubuntu 10.04 LTS? | Wednesday, November 09, 2011 10:47:35 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I need the Eagles to not cover the spread. I also need the game to be around 37 points for me to win the week #notgonnahappen =/ | Monday, November 07, 2011 7:01:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Intern is using the new gmail look. I'm not a fan of that crap, but I'm impressed she knew enough to manually enable it. | Monday, November 07, 2011 11:45:54 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @MalJNew What happened to: I'm going to be in at 10AM on Monday, joker | Monday, November 07, 2011 10:26:47 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just found a Howard Stern tape from 1991. Brilliant. I miss the 90s | Sunday, November 06, 2011 3:53:31 PM | txt |
| I love gaining an extra hour for no reason. #daylightsavingstimeisoutdatedandonlyappliedtofarmersinthe1800s | Sunday, November 06, 2011 1:46:22 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| The lack of slut costumes in this office today are appalling | Friday, October 28, 2011 12:27:46 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Also for fucks sake, don't stop to read a motherless map at the base of a staircase, oblivious bastards... People need to get by. | Monday, October 24, 2011 7:28:11 PM | txt |
| @scoopANDslam This is what happens when you work in accounting. Every aspect of accounting fucking sucks. Tech startups for the win. | Friday, October 21, 2011 10:34:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @ky9 dimetapp was better before they removed the ingredient linked to causing strokes. Probs for the better, but it worked better before | Thursday, October 20, 2011 11:52:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Winning attitude: stop giving a fuck about everything and then only good things will happen to you. | Wednesday, October 19, 2011 5:10:59 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| apparently, the squirrels in madison square park love climbing all over people and asking for food | Monday, October 17, 2011 3:42:38 PM | txt |
| RT @wastpito @portfolioso was [in a Twitter class] wearing a bald cap shooting a classmate with his banana gun. #intoxicateddreams | Saturday, October 15, 2011 4:43:08 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Dear Verizon. Stop capping fuckin YouTube traffic assholes. I have 25MBPS symmetrical internet and my YouTube videos load like f'in dialup | Wednesday, October 12, 2011 9:26:01 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Stale cookies and an apple for lunch. Gross. | Tuesday, October 11, 2011 4:06:24 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| And the Twitter machine is back up. Wonder what happened. Haven't see a fail whale in years. | Friday, October 07, 2011 1:05:26 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| New blog post: As Much As I Rip on Apple... http://bit.ly/nq0MeZ | Thursday, October 06, 2011 12:46:14 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Sucks to all You Apple Fanboys http://bit.ly/oejppu | Wednesday, October 05, 2011 12:21:15 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| @scoopANDslam I'm telling you man, I can't drink like I used to in college. It happens In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet | Sunday, October 02, 2011 1:54:35 AM | Twitter for Android |
| New blog post: Horrible. This Should Never Happen to Anyone. Ever. http://t.co/AuYJR2b | Thursday, September 29, 2011 12:46:12 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Learn Math You Fuckin Apple Joker http://t.co/cjySOMu | Wednesday, September 28, 2011 11:24:13 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| Acer netbooks take coffee to the keyboard really... really well... (This is what happens when coworkers sit on your desk and spill shit) | Wednesday, September 28, 2011 3:05:38 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| New blog post: Quick Text Pasting Windows App (Because I'm a Lazy Ass) http://t.co/1pJlU8D | Monday, September 26, 2011 1:25:27 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| Network admin pushes Kapersky AV through domain policy. I uninstall and block said policy. #localadmin #winning #anti-anti-virus (AVs suck) | Friday, September 23, 2011 10:36:39 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Dukes has to get their shit together with the Bud Lite tap which never works. | Wednesday, September 21, 2011 3:42:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Not that theres anything wrong with it, but any man who enjoys Glee is a flaming homosexual. Seriously. Its fine/I approve bro. But its true | Tuesday, September 20, 2011 9:58:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Now that was a good apple | Tuesday, September 20, 2011 1:03:19 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Those mother fuckers. I bet they copied Apple where you don't quit but programs just stay running and become suspended. Fucking Apple. | Friday, September 16, 2011 10:40:53 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Well that was interesting... How the fuck are you supposed to quit apps? Windows 8 is so radically different, I had no idea how to use it. | Friday, September 16, 2011 10:40:16 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Apparently, CVS sells cat sickers. Who'd'a thunk? | Wednesday, September 14, 2011 2:33:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| It's cool to know that Windows 8 is generating as much buzz on the interwebs as Apple announcements usually do. | Wednesday, September 14, 2011 1:42:59 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| 'Morning officers. My train is apparently on lockdown. There are two MTA officers in every car. | Monday, September 12, 2011 8:56:23 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I would probably kill a man to be at the grape right now... miss that shit | Friday, September 09, 2011 10:53:55 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I haven't gone to bed. Rolling out a new data center...RT @kerbear88 First $2 Tuesday at the Grape and where am I? Bed. #postcollegeproblems | Wednesday, September 07, 2011 5:39:55 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Why won't mother fuckin apache start on this bitch ass server? | Monday, September 05, 2011 9:55:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dear laptop fan: Shut the fuck up. You're not overheating and CPU use is 0%. So why are you running so loudly? kthxbye | Monday, September 05, 2011 6:34:35 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @SumthinEclectic Happened to me. I had a bot guess my FTP password, download my index.php files, inject malicious javascript, then reupload. | Friday, September 02, 2011 11:59:21 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @SumthinEclectic What happened, abusers? | Friday, September 02, 2011 11:38:17 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| My internet speed should be 30MBPS and is usually constant unlike cable, but it's capped at 10MBPS. WTF, Verizon... #firstworldproblems | Thursday, September 01, 2011 1:32:55 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Doing some accounting. Shit fucking sucks. Thought I'd never have to do that since I bombed it freshman year.. apparently not. | Wednesday, August 31, 2011 11:47:09 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Oh what happened to me. I used to just tweet the craziest shit. Now I just censored myself. Like... I had it typed and was like. Nah: TMI | Monday, August 29, 2011 11:23:30 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Happy ending problem? Seems like a very good problem to have. How geeky though: http://t.co/Dj8hDRt | Monday, August 29, 2011 1:51:39 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I am disappointed in my body right now... not only am I huge, there was no reason for me to boot. I am fine now. | Saturday, August 27, 2011 2:17:09 AM | Twitter for Android |
| "...and then we had to tap it and pump it" | Thursday, August 25, 2011 1:34:31 AM | Twitter for Android |
| New blog post: Is it Gross to Bring your Laptop to the Shitter? http://t.co/HeVSCzM | Wednesday, August 24, 2011 12:15:11 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| I'm at Bull's Head Tavern w/ @daraphoo http://4sq.com/odwIIh | Tuesday, August 23, 2011 6:50:33 PM | foursquare |
| Bought some memory for my old laptop. Anyone care to explain why the charge dropped off my card statement? | Tuesday, August 16, 2011 1:15:46 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Duct tape, zip ties, foam insulation, cursing and sweat. Finally fixed my squeaky bed, Puerto Rican style. Who wants to bang now? | Sunday, August 07, 2011 1:01:15 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| New blog post: Attention People Who Misuse the Apostrophe S: Fucking Learn English http://bit.ly/nFYIjv | Saturday, August 06, 2011 1:35:27 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Holy Crap, I Actually Agree With Apple for Once http://bit.ly/qezVw3 | Friday, July 29, 2011 4:52:34 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| New blog post: Dirtbags at Apple are Screwing with MacBook Air SSDs http://bit.ly/pf3sdI | Monday, July 25, 2011 10:10:30 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| "She's got them apple pie jeans. Boots with the burrs" Danny destroys lyrics | Saturday, July 23, 2011 9:24:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| New blog post: MG Siegler Is Fucktarded+ (And Random Apple Rants) http://bit.ly/qKQAOZ | Friday, July 22, 2011 2:42:53 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| @kerbear88 Movie was great. I think they could have done a better job with the Snape memory. It was very fragmented In reply to @kerbear88's tweet | Saturday, July 16, 2011 2:01:55 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Not appreciating the fact that I have to listen to a cunt UK client bitch to us about how our software doesnt do anything they want :/ | Friday, July 15, 2011 10:24:38 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I do not appreciate the new sales girl's "Choke" (Coke) tshirt as the official soft drink of the NY Yankees. She needs a spanking for that. | Thursday, July 14, 2011 11:12:31 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Did I just piss out a fly? I legit just took a piss and a fly appeared out of nowhere. wtf.. | Wednesday, July 13, 2011 10:51:51 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Facebook's Android App is horse shit. Fuckin slow, lacks features. Cant do dick on it. Their iPhone one is SO much better. | Tuesday, July 12, 2011 8:59:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Ah shit. Caught looking... I hate when that happens | Tuesday, July 12, 2011 1:26:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| New blog post: So THIS Is What It's Like When Youtube Slaps You on The Wrist For Copyright Infringement http://bit.ly/qFA8Ax | Monday, July 11, 2011 10:25:59 PM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| Why do I get haunted in my sleep: Professor gave out the last syllabus, I didn't get one, I made copies, mixed up all papers & was 100% lost | Monday, July 04, 2011 10:30:30 AM | Twitter Web Client |