1774 results for AP — page 14 of 18, showing 1301–1400
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It's cool to know that Windows 8 is generating as much buzz on the interwebs as Apple announcements usually do. Wednesday, September 14, 2011 1:42:59 AMTwitter Web Client
'Morning officers. My train is apparently on lockdown. There are two MTA officers in every car. Monday, September 12, 2011 8:56:23 AMTwitter for Android
I would probably kill a man to be at the grape right now... miss that shit Friday, September 09, 2011 10:53:55 PMTwitter for Android
I haven't gone to bed. Rolling out a new data center...RT @kerbear88 First $2 Tuesday at the Grape and where am I? Bed. #postcollegeproblems Wednesday, September 07, 2011 5:39:55 AMTwitter Web Client
Why won't mother fuckin apache start on this bitch ass server? Monday, September 05, 2011 9:55:20 PMTwitter for Android
Dear laptop fan: Shut the fuck up. You're not overheating and CPU use is 0%. So why are you running so loudly? kthxbye Monday, September 05, 2011 6:34:35 PMTwitter Web Client
@SumthinEclectic Happened to me. I had a bot guess my FTP password, download my index.php files, inject malicious javascript, then reupload.
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Friday, September 02, 2011 11:59:21 AMTwitter Web Client
@SumthinEclectic What happened, abusers?
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Friday, September 02, 2011 11:38:17 AMTwitter Web Client
My internet speed should be 30MBPS and is usually constant unlike cable, but it's capped at 10MBPS. WTF, Verizon... #firstworldproblems Thursday, September 01, 2011 1:32:55 AMTwitter Web Client
Doing some accounting. Shit fucking sucks. Thought I'd never have to do that since I bombed it freshman year.. apparently not. Wednesday, August 31, 2011 11:47:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Oh what happened to me. I used to just tweet the craziest shit. Now I just censored myself. Like... I had it typed and was like. Nah: TMI Monday, August 29, 2011 11:23:30 AMTwitter Web Client
Happy ending problem? Seems like a very good problem to have. How geeky though: http://t.co/Dj8hDRt Monday, August 29, 2011 1:51:39 AMTwitter Web Client
I am disappointed in my body right now... not only am I huge, there was no reason for me to boot. I am fine now. Saturday, August 27, 2011 2:17:09 AMTwitter for Android
"...and then we had to tap it and pump it" Thursday, August 25, 2011 1:34:31 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Is it Gross to Bring your Laptop to the Shitter? http://t.co/HeVSCzM Wednesday, August 24, 2011 12:15:11 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
I'm at Bull's Head Tavern w/ @daraphoo http://4sq.com/odwIIh Tuesday, August 23, 2011 6:50:33 PMfoursquare
Bought some memory for my old laptop. Anyone care to explain why the charge dropped off my card statement? Tuesday, August 16, 2011 1:15:46 AMTwitter Web Client
Duct tape, zip ties, foam insulation, cursing and sweat. Finally fixed my squeaky bed, Puerto Rican style. Who wants to bang now? Sunday, August 07, 2011 1:01:15 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Attention People Who Misuse the Apostrophe S: Fucking Learn English http://bit.ly/nFYIjv Saturday, August 06, 2011 1:35:27 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Holy Crap, I Actually Agree With Apple for Once http://bit.ly/qezVw3 Friday, July 29, 2011 4:52:34 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Dirtbags at Apple are Screwing with MacBook Air SSDs http://bit.ly/pf3sdI Monday, July 25, 2011 10:10:30 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
"She's got them apple pie jeans. Boots with the burrs" Danny destroys lyrics Saturday, July 23, 2011 9:24:37 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: MG Siegler Is Fucktarded+ (And Random Apple Rants) http://bit.ly/qKQAOZ Friday, July 22, 2011 2:42:53 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
@kerbear88 Movie was great. I think they could have done a better job with the Snape memory. It was very fragmented
In reply to @kerbear88's tweet
Saturday, July 16, 2011 2:01:55 AMTwitter Web Client
Not appreciating the fact that I have to listen to a cunt UK client bitch to us about how our software doesnt do anything they want :/ Friday, July 15, 2011 10:24:38 AMTwitter Web Client
I do not appreciate the new sales girl's "Choke" (Coke) tshirt as the official soft drink of the NY Yankees. She needs a spanking for that. Thursday, July 14, 2011 11:12:31 AMTwitter Web Client
Did I just piss out a fly? I legit just took a piss and a fly appeared out of nowhere. wtf.. Wednesday, July 13, 2011 10:51:51 PMTwitter for Android
Facebook's Android App is horse shit. Fuckin slow, lacks features. Cant do dick on it. Their iPhone one is SO much better. Tuesday, July 12, 2011 8:59:26 PMTwitter Web Client
Ah shit. Caught looking... I hate when that happens Tuesday, July 12, 2011 1:26:11 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: So THIS Is What It's Like When Youtube Slaps You on The Wrist For Copyright Infringement http://bit.ly/qFA8Ax Monday, July 11, 2011 10:25:59 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Why do I get haunted in my sleep: Professor gave out the last syllabus, I didn't get one, I made copies, mixed up all papers & was 100% lost Monday, July 04, 2011 10:30:30 AMTwitter Web Client
@plasma2002 I've never been to Rudy's but someone I know raves about it. thats kind of near you. 44th and 9th. Cheap beer & free hot dogs. Monday, July 04, 2011 12:00:45 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm at Stanton Public w/ @maljnew @daraphoo http://4sq.com/j0Z0Ie Friday, July 01, 2011 11:45:24 PMfoursquare
I'm at Rosa Mexicano w/ @maljnew @daraphoo http://4sq.com/jf6WY5 Friday, July 01, 2011 6:23:24 PMfoursquare
Fuck these fuzzy assed apples that taste bland and it's like I'm eating cotton. The FUCK man. Thursday, June 30, 2011 12:31:03 PMTwitter Web Client
@L8to89 You're an Apple fanboy. You don't get to have one.
In reply to @dpcleitao's tweet
Thursday, June 30, 2011 9:49:05 AMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew Happy now? Saturday, June 25, 2011 11:26:19 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin sangria. I'm gonna get hammered of this fuckin' peach and pineapple. Real manly... I need a beer to wash this down. Friday, June 24, 2011 6:33:42 PMTwitter Web Client
Random thoughts while at work: What the hell happens if you use the polyjuice potion to impersonate a dead person... Thursday, June 16, 2011 2:36:40 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm at Old Town Bar w/ @daraphoo http://4sq.com/l0yNlw Friday, June 10, 2011 12:49:03 PMfoursquare
I'm at Black Bear Lodge w/ @daraphoo http://4sq.com/muLmmT Tuesday, May 31, 2011 6:54:52 PMfoursquare
New blog post: The Biggest Dissappointment So Far This Decade... http://bit.ly/iyisYQ Wednesday, May 25, 2011 11:41:58 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: This Microsoft Arc Mouse Looks Shitty (Probably Apple's Fault) http://bit.ly/mhPB4A Monday, May 23, 2011 1:00:44 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Holy Crap, This Is a Groundbreaking Study http://bit.ly/j6Nzky Sunday, May 22, 2011 12:53:14 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Bladder is gonna explode. Must be the end of the world #rapture Saturday, May 21, 2011 1:53:55 AMTwitter for Android
Mets just beat the Yankees. Normally, I'd say that means this rapture's legit. But in reality, the Yankees just fucking suck this season. Friday, May 20, 2011 10:02:51 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Welp, Those Crazy Christian Rapture Day Jokers Might Actually Have a Point http://bit.ly/jTtFAI Friday, May 20, 2011 3:12:43 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
I'm at Federal House Bar & Grille (22 Market Space, Annapolis) http://4sq.com/jmdhcU Saturday, May 14, 2011 9:23:25 PMfoursquare
Oh hell yeah! Coworker showed me the Angry Birds Google Chrome App! Balling! It's not in Flash too? I'm never doing work ever again! Wednesday, May 11, 2011 6:19:26 PMTwitter Web Client
I always get the shitty apples. This one tastes and is drier than a cotton ball Tuesday, May 10, 2011 1:17:17 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: 100% Uptime In April, Bitches http://bit.ly/ltm0lO Tuesday, May 03, 2011 9:48:53 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Someone Install This Urinal At the Seagrape! http://bit.ly/lIoKk0 Tuesday, May 03, 2011 9:24:08 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: The Japanese Would Invent This Useless Device http://bit.ly/iAF3KL Monday, May 02, 2011 10:53:02 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Some ass posted a fb virus link on my wall. I'm not at a comp. Why can't I delete it from the android app or mobile site? fucking zuckerberg Sunday, May 01, 2011 10:41:28 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: If I Ever Download An Android App With This AirPush Shit, I'm uninstalling it in 2 seconds http://bit.ly/jPhuvf Sunday, May 01, 2011 4:34:16 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
BMI is 26.2 Should be between 18.5-25. I'm fucking fat. Plus, I'm out of shape. Old fucks were passing me nonstop when I was biking #nogood Sunday, May 01, 2011 1:42:03 PMTwitter Web Client
In a day or so, my laptop will be running Windows Server 2008 R2. I run this machine as a dedicated server. So why does It still have XP? Wednesday, April 27, 2011 12:31:11 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm at d.b.a. w/ @micheljam @daraphoo http://4sq.com/i4NPgf Tuesday, April 26, 2011 7:24:11 PMfoursquare
Italians make me so fat... And this is just the first dish. Nom. Happy Easter! http://t.co/hACHj1V Sunday, April 24, 2011 2:52:28 PMTwitter for Android
Looking back at my pictures senior year, I'm pretty sure all I did (especially in April and May) was get fucked up all the time Monday, April 18, 2011 2:30:15 AMTwitter Web Client
I highly appreciate receiving texts asking "where's my spankingggg" Sunday, April 17, 2011 2:15:14 PMTwitter for Android
Apple can suck my fuckin dick so badly with this error shit. Thanks. Now I have to spend hours redoing my ipod http://twitpic.com/4k8xvo Wednesday, April 13, 2011 1:38:58 AMTwitpic
"I am very happy to be here" Sweet sign bro. Lamer than my Shakespeare readings Monday, April 04, 2011 10:20:57 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm at Applebee's Neighborhood Grill & Bar (27 Mamaroneck Ave, Main St, White Plains) http://4sq.com/fcyAZz Saturday, April 02, 2011 10:34:14 PMfoursquare
New blog post: April Fools, Jokers http://bit.ly/fIITls Saturday, April 02, 2011 2:10:45 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
One of my USB ports is such a whore. So fucking loose. How'd that happen. The other ones are nice and tight. Friday, April 01, 2011 1:25:13 AMTwitter Web Client
Considering this one is wearing dick wrecking boots, i'd tap that... Thursday, March 31, 2011 8:45:31 PMTwitter for Android
Just had three pizza bagels, grapefruit juice, grape juice, cake icing, cake batter and some Gouda cheese. Nom? Sunday, March 27, 2011 8:45:24 PMTwitter Web Client
Happy spring. Now enjoy your snow. Monday, March 21, 2011 8:35:58 AMTwitter for Android
@MrHazel On Windows? It's a snap on Ubuntu Saturday, March 19, 2011 1:41:07 PMTwitter Web Client
"He's an Apple fanboy but he just whipped out his Zune and android phone" Dude.... you can't dig out of this one. Friday, March 18, 2011 8:26:08 PMTwitter for Android
On a brighter note, there's a smoke over there eating grapes. I'd feed the shit out of her like arod. Thursday, March 17, 2011 8:58:13 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Fucking AT&T Started Popping Caps In Your Ass http://bit.ly/fL99Am Monday, March 14, 2011 12:20:23 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Be restful. Use JSON, not SOAP Tuesday, March 08, 2011 10:03:51 PMTwitter for Android
RT @ShavingFoams Trending today in New York City: #bootyappreciationday @portfolioso Get to it Tuesday, March 08, 2011 1:02:55 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm at Seagrape http://4sq.com/dI7KEg Sunday, March 06, 2011 12:44:06 AMfoursquare
I'm at Seagrape http://4sq.com/e6pLi5 Saturday, March 05, 2011 12:38:31 AMfoursquare
Happy Monday! Nice that our office has 200kbps internet. Fuckin internet is faster in the Maldives.... Monday, February 28, 2011 10:01:58 AMTwitter for Android
Fuckin idiots in this town, plowing completely cleared streets, ripping them apart, making time and a half because it's a holiday. Monday, February 21, 2011 11:14:34 AMTwitter Web Client
I just sent this slut out to bring me a 40. If she didn't I'm going to cockslap her. Thursday, February 17, 2011 6:14:34 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Quick Little Facebook Infographic http://bit.ly/gOt1tg Tuesday, February 15, 2011 1:01:46 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Did twitter lower their API limits? I have been having issues posting from my phone. Wednesday, February 09, 2011 11:12:03 AMTwitter Web Client
Can I swap our NY support staff with our Cali support staff? Sooo much hotter. Tuesday, February 08, 2011 4:19:14 PMTwitter for Android
Holy SHIT. IE9 raped Firefox 4 and Chrome in its speed demos using hardware acceleration Friday, February 04, 2011 1:49:19 AMTwitter Web Client
Protip: Don't sit on icy benches. You'll get a wet ass. (@ Madison Square Park w/ 2 others) http://4sq.com/e9aPMF Thursday, February 03, 2011 5:41:08 PMfoursquare
@Novellabella Stop retweeting general ass astrology junk that can apply to anyone
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Tuesday, February 01, 2011 8:49:22 PMTwitter Web Client
@RockNationRadio No, Twitter does not let you retweet yourself automatically. We learned this when API programming at work...
In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet
Saturday, January 29, 2011 10:34:45 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: This is what happens when you smoke too much weed... http://bit.ly/e9JPwY Friday, January 28, 2011 12:34:38 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Just put the Android 2.3 theme and Nexus S live wallpaper on my Droid 1. So fuckin pimp. I can pretend to have a newer phone now Sunday, January 23, 2011 1:32:59 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: How Pimp is this Small Assed Ping Pong Ball Apartment? http://bit.ly/gtD4QP Saturday, January 22, 2011 1:26:58 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Maybe the fact that I am home editing apache config files on a fri night explains why I don't.. ah fuck it, my life sucks Saturday, January 22, 2011 12:41:28 AMTwitter for Android
Ummmm.... If there happens to be a clogged toilet in the office bathroom, that totally was NOT me... yep Wednesday, January 19, 2011 2:57:17 PMTwitter for Android
Just chased a soco shot with ice cream cake. Happy birthday Keith! Sunday, January 16, 2011 12:18:28 AMTwitter for Android
dual quad core xenons suck dick at importing 32,000 records apparently. Times 20. I'm gonna be up all fucking night Sunday, January 02, 2011 11:42:48 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Happy New Year, Love the MTA http://bit.ly/i0IxFw Saturday, January 01, 2011 12:24:41 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Schnappi http://bit.ly/fDmlGb Wednesday, December 29, 2010 3:47:28 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Bring Me this Google Wallpaper Girl! http://bit.ly/e76WeV Friday, December 24, 2010 8:55:13 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
In 110% better shape than last night Sunday, December 19, 2010 12:05:59 AMTwitter Web Client
I'd say my boss rapping every single lyric of Juicy by Biggie was the highlight of the year Saturday, December 18, 2010 2:11:29 PMTwitter Web Client
I am so getting fired tonight. Like you can't expect me not to be appropriate dressed like that. Friday, December 17, 2010 2:14:43 PMTwitter for Android