1807 results for AP — page 14 of 19, showing 1301–1400
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@__JLu nah, i was being dumb. its easy "sudo apt-get install php5-curl" needed it bc my webapp called the func it but it wasn't installed
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Thursday, November 10, 2011 10:02:09 PMTwitter Web Client
lighttpd > apache Thursday, November 10, 2011 2:58:29 PMTwitter Web Client
Hmm I thought I was going to be scared of lighttpd, but it's just as easy to config as apache. Thursday, November 10, 2011 4:40:21 AMTwitter Web Client
fuck man... why doesn't "sudo aptitude install lighttpd" work on Ubuntu 10.04 LTS? Wednesday, November 09, 2011 10:47:35 PMTwitter Web Client
I need the Eagles to not cover the spread. I also need the game to be around 37 points for me to win the week #notgonnahappen =/ Monday, November 07, 2011 7:01:32 PMTwitter Web Client
Intern is using the new gmail look. I'm not a fan of that crap, but I'm impressed she knew enough to manually enable it. Monday, November 07, 2011 11:45:54 AMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew What happened to: I'm going to be in at 10AM on Monday, joker
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Monday, November 07, 2011 10:26:47 AMTwitter Web Client
Just found a Howard Stern tape from 1991. Brilliant. I miss the 90s Sunday, November 06, 2011 3:53:31 PMtxt
I love gaining an extra hour for no reason. #daylightsavingstimeisoutdatedandonlyappliedtofarmersinthe1800s Sunday, November 06, 2011 1:46:22 AMTwitter Web Client
The lack of slut costumes in this office today are appalling Friday, October 28, 2011 12:27:46 PMTwitter Web Client
Also for fucks sake, don't stop to read a motherless map at the base of a staircase, oblivious bastards... People need to get by. Monday, October 24, 2011 7:28:11 PMtxt
@scoopANDslam This is what happens when you work in accounting. Every aspect of accounting fucking sucks. Tech startups for the win. Friday, October 21, 2011 10:34:42 AMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 dimetapp was better before they removed the ingredient linked to causing strokes. Probs for the better, but it worked better before
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Thursday, October 20, 2011 11:52:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Winning attitude: stop giving a fuck about everything and then only good things will happen to you. Wednesday, October 19, 2011 5:10:59 PMTwitter Web Client
apparently, the squirrels in madison square park love climbing all over people and asking for food Monday, October 17, 2011 3:42:38 PMtxt
RT @wastpito @portfolioso was [in a Twitter class] wearing a bald cap shooting a classmate with his banana gun. #intoxicateddreams Saturday, October 15, 2011 4:43:08 PMTwitter Web Client
Dear Verizon. Stop capping fuckin YouTube traffic assholes. I have 25MBPS symmetrical internet and my YouTube videos load like f'in dialup Wednesday, October 12, 2011 9:26:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Stale cookies and an apple for lunch. Gross. Tuesday, October 11, 2011 4:06:24 PMTwitter Web Client
And the Twitter machine is back up. Wonder what happened. Haven't see a fail whale in years. Friday, October 07, 2011 1:05:26 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: As Much As I Rip on Apple... http://bit.ly/nq0MeZ Thursday, October 06, 2011 12:46:14 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Sucks to all You Apple Fanboys http://bit.ly/oejppu Wednesday, October 05, 2011 12:21:15 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
@scoopANDslam I'm telling you man, I can't drink like I used to in college. It happens
In reply to @scoopANDslam's tweet
Sunday, October 02, 2011 1:54:35 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Horrible. This Should Never Happen to Anyone. Ever. http://t.co/AuYJR2b Thursday, September 29, 2011 12:46:12 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Learn Math You Fuckin Apple Joker http://t.co/cjySOMu Wednesday, September 28, 2011 11:24:13 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Acer netbooks take coffee to the keyboard really... really well... (This is what happens when coworkers sit on your desk and spill shit) Wednesday, September 28, 2011 3:05:38 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Quick Text Pasting Windows App (Because I'm a Lazy Ass) http://t.co/1pJlU8D Monday, September 26, 2011 1:25:27 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Network admin pushes Kapersky AV through domain policy. I uninstall and block said policy. #localadmin #winning #anti-anti-virus (AVs suck) Friday, September 23, 2011 10:36:39 AMTwitter Web Client
Dukes has to get their shit together with the Bud Lite tap which never works. Wednesday, September 21, 2011 3:42:07 PMTwitter for Android
Not that theres anything wrong with it, but any man who enjoys Glee is a flaming homosexual. Seriously. Its fine/I approve bro. But its true Tuesday, September 20, 2011 9:58:36 PMTwitter for Android
Now that was a good apple Tuesday, September 20, 2011 1:03:19 PMTwitter Web Client
Those mother fuckers. I bet they copied Apple where you don't quit but programs just stay running and become suspended. Fucking Apple. Friday, September 16, 2011 10:40:53 PMTwitter Web Client
Well that was interesting... How the fuck are you supposed to quit apps? Windows 8 is so radically different, I had no idea how to use it. Friday, September 16, 2011 10:40:16 PMTwitter Web Client
Apparently, CVS sells cat sickers. Who'd'a thunk? Wednesday, September 14, 2011 2:33:59 PMTwitter for Android
It's cool to know that Windows 8 is generating as much buzz on the interwebs as Apple announcements usually do. Wednesday, September 14, 2011 1:42:59 AMTwitter Web Client
'Morning officers. My train is apparently on lockdown. There are two MTA officers in every car. Monday, September 12, 2011 8:56:23 AMTwitter for Android
I would probably kill a man to be at the grape right now... miss that shit Friday, September 09, 2011 10:53:55 PMTwitter for Android
I haven't gone to bed. Rolling out a new data center...RT @kerbear88 First $2 Tuesday at the Grape and where am I? Bed. #postcollegeproblems Wednesday, September 07, 2011 5:39:55 AMTwitter Web Client
Why won't mother fuckin apache start on this bitch ass server? Monday, September 05, 2011 9:55:20 PMTwitter for Android
Dear laptop fan: Shut the fuck up. You're not overheating and CPU use is 0%. So why are you running so loudly? kthxbye Monday, September 05, 2011 6:34:35 PMTwitter Web Client
@SumthinEclectic Happened to me. I had a bot guess my FTP password, download my index.php files, inject malicious javascript, then reupload.
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Friday, September 02, 2011 11:59:21 AMTwitter Web Client
@SumthinEclectic What happened, abusers?
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Friday, September 02, 2011 11:38:17 AMTwitter Web Client
My internet speed should be 30MBPS and is usually constant unlike cable, but it's capped at 10MBPS. WTF, Verizon... #firstworldproblems Thursday, September 01, 2011 1:32:55 AMTwitter Web Client
Doing some accounting. Shit fucking sucks. Thought I'd never have to do that since I bombed it freshman year.. apparently not. Wednesday, August 31, 2011 11:47:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Oh what happened to me. I used to just tweet the craziest shit. Now I just censored myself. Like... I had it typed and was like. Nah: TMI Monday, August 29, 2011 11:23:30 AMTwitter Web Client
Happy ending problem? Seems like a very good problem to have. How geeky though: http://t.co/Dj8hDRt Monday, August 29, 2011 1:51:39 AMTwitter Web Client
I am disappointed in my body right now... not only am I huge, there was no reason for me to boot. I am fine now. Saturday, August 27, 2011 2:17:09 AMTwitter for Android
"...and then we had to tap it and pump it" Thursday, August 25, 2011 1:34:31 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Is it Gross to Bring your Laptop to the Shitter? http://t.co/HeVSCzM Wednesday, August 24, 2011 12:15:11 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
I'm at Bull's Head Tavern w/ @daraphoo http://4sq.com/odwIIh Tuesday, August 23, 2011 6:50:33 PMfoursquare
Bought some memory for my old laptop. Anyone care to explain why the charge dropped off my card statement? Tuesday, August 16, 2011 1:15:46 AMTwitter Web Client
Duct tape, zip ties, foam insulation, cursing and sweat. Finally fixed my squeaky bed, Puerto Rican style. Who wants to bang now? Sunday, August 07, 2011 1:01:15 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Attention People Who Misuse the Apostrophe S: Fucking Learn English http://bit.ly/nFYIjv Saturday, August 06, 2011 1:35:27 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Holy Crap, I Actually Agree With Apple for Once http://bit.ly/qezVw3 Friday, July 29, 2011 4:52:34 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Dirtbags at Apple are Screwing with MacBook Air SSDs http://bit.ly/pf3sdI Monday, July 25, 2011 10:10:30 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
"She's got them apple pie jeans. Boots with the burrs" Danny destroys lyrics Saturday, July 23, 2011 9:24:37 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: MG Siegler Is Fucktarded+ (And Random Apple Rants) http://bit.ly/qKQAOZ Friday, July 22, 2011 2:42:53 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
@kerbear88 Movie was great. I think they could have done a better job with the Snape memory. It was very fragmented
In reply to @kerbear88's tweet
Saturday, July 16, 2011 2:01:55 AMTwitter Web Client
Not appreciating the fact that I have to listen to a cunt UK client bitch to us about how our software doesnt do anything they want :/ Friday, July 15, 2011 10:24:38 AMTwitter Web Client
I do not appreciate the new sales girl's "Choke" (Coke) tshirt as the official soft drink of the NY Yankees. She needs a spanking for that. Thursday, July 14, 2011 11:12:31 AMTwitter Web Client
Did I just piss out a fly? I legit just took a piss and a fly appeared out of nowhere. wtf.. Wednesday, July 13, 2011 10:51:51 PMTwitter for Android
Facebook's Android App is horse shit. Fuckin slow, lacks features. Cant do dick on it. Their iPhone one is SO much better. Tuesday, July 12, 2011 8:59:26 PMTwitter Web Client
Ah shit. Caught looking... I hate when that happens Tuesday, July 12, 2011 1:26:11 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: So THIS Is What It's Like When Youtube Slaps You on The Wrist For Copyright Infringement http://bit.ly/qFA8Ax Monday, July 11, 2011 10:25:59 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Why do I get haunted in my sleep: Professor gave out the last syllabus, I didn't get one, I made copies, mixed up all papers & was 100% lost Monday, July 04, 2011 10:30:30 AMTwitter Web Client
@plasma2002 I've never been to Rudy's but someone I know raves about it. thats kind of near you. 44th and 9th. Cheap beer & free hot dogs. Monday, July 04, 2011 12:00:45 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm at Stanton Public w/ @maljnew @daraphoo http://4sq.com/j0Z0Ie Friday, July 01, 2011 11:45:24 PMfoursquare
I'm at Rosa Mexicano w/ @maljnew @daraphoo http://4sq.com/jf6WY5 Friday, July 01, 2011 6:23:24 PMfoursquare
Fuck these fuzzy assed apples that taste bland and it's like I'm eating cotton. The FUCK man. Thursday, June 30, 2011 12:31:03 PMTwitter Web Client
@L8to89 You're an Apple fanboy. You don't get to have one.
In reply to @dpcleitao's tweet
Thursday, June 30, 2011 9:49:05 AMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew Happy now? Saturday, June 25, 2011 11:26:19 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin sangria. I'm gonna get hammered of this fuckin' peach and pineapple. Real manly... I need a beer to wash this down. Friday, June 24, 2011 6:33:42 PMTwitter Web Client
Random thoughts while at work: What the hell happens if you use the polyjuice potion to impersonate a dead person... Thursday, June 16, 2011 2:36:40 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm at Old Town Bar w/ @daraphoo http://4sq.com/l0yNlw Friday, June 10, 2011 12:49:03 PMfoursquare
I'm at Black Bear Lodge w/ @daraphoo http://4sq.com/muLmmT Tuesday, May 31, 2011 6:54:52 PMfoursquare
New blog post: The Biggest Dissappointment So Far This Decade... http://bit.ly/iyisYQ Wednesday, May 25, 2011 11:41:58 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: This Microsoft Arc Mouse Looks Shitty (Probably Apple's Fault) http://bit.ly/mhPB4A Monday, May 23, 2011 1:00:44 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Holy Crap, This Is a Groundbreaking Study http://bit.ly/j6Nzky Sunday, May 22, 2011 12:53:14 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Bladder is gonna explode. Must be the end of the world #rapture Saturday, May 21, 2011 1:53:55 AMTwitter for Android
Mets just beat the Yankees. Normally, I'd say that means this rapture's legit. But in reality, the Yankees just fucking suck this season. Friday, May 20, 2011 10:02:51 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Welp, Those Crazy Christian Rapture Day Jokers Might Actually Have a Point http://bit.ly/jTtFAI Friday, May 20, 2011 3:12:43 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
I'm at Federal House Bar & Grille (22 Market Space, Annapolis) http://4sq.com/jmdhcU Saturday, May 14, 2011 9:23:25 PMfoursquare
Oh hell yeah! Coworker showed me the Angry Birds Google Chrome App! Balling! It's not in Flash too? I'm never doing work ever again! Wednesday, May 11, 2011 6:19:26 PMTwitter Web Client
I always get the shitty apples. This one tastes and is drier than a cotton ball Tuesday, May 10, 2011 1:17:17 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: 100% Uptime In April, Bitches http://bit.ly/ltm0lO Tuesday, May 03, 2011 9:48:53 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Someone Install This Urinal At the Seagrape! http://bit.ly/lIoKk0 Tuesday, May 03, 2011 9:24:08 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: The Japanese Would Invent This Useless Device http://bit.ly/iAF3KL Monday, May 02, 2011 10:53:02 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Some ass posted a fb virus link on my wall. I'm not at a comp. Why can't I delete it from the android app or mobile site? fucking zuckerberg Sunday, May 01, 2011 10:41:28 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: If I Ever Download An Android App With This AirPush Shit, I'm uninstalling it in 2 seconds http://bit.ly/jPhuvf Sunday, May 01, 2011 4:34:16 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
BMI is 26.2 Should be between 18.5-25. I'm fucking fat. Plus, I'm out of shape. Old fucks were passing me nonstop when I was biking #nogood Sunday, May 01, 2011 1:42:03 PMTwitter Web Client
In a day or so, my laptop will be running Windows Server 2008 R2. I run this machine as a dedicated server. So why does It still have XP? Wednesday, April 27, 2011 12:31:11 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm at d.b.a. w/ @micheljam @daraphoo http://4sq.com/i4NPgf Tuesday, April 26, 2011 7:24:11 PMfoursquare
Italians make me so fat... And this is just the first dish. Nom. Happy Easter! http://t.co/hACHj1V Sunday, April 24, 2011 2:52:28 PMTwitter for Android
Looking back at my pictures senior year, I'm pretty sure all I did (especially in April and May) was get fucked up all the time Monday, April 18, 2011 2:30:15 AMTwitter Web Client
I highly appreciate receiving texts asking "where's my spankingggg" Sunday, April 17, 2011 2:15:14 PMTwitter for Android
Apple can suck my fuckin dick so badly with this error shit. Thanks. Now I have to spend hours redoing my ipod http://twitpic.com/4k8xvo Wednesday, April 13, 2011 1:38:58 AMTwitpic
"I am very happy to be here" Sweet sign bro. Lamer than my Shakespeare readings Monday, April 04, 2011 10:20:57 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm at Applebee's Neighborhood Grill & Bar (27 Mamaroneck Ave, Main St, White Plains) http://4sq.com/fcyAZz Saturday, April 02, 2011 10:34:14 PMfoursquare
New blog post: April Fools, Jokers http://bit.ly/fIITls Saturday, April 02, 2011 2:10:45 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
One of my USB ports is such a whore. So fucking loose. How'd that happen. The other ones are nice and tight. Friday, April 01, 2011 1:25:13 AMTwitter Web Client
Considering this one is wearing dick wrecking boots, i'd tap that... Thursday, March 31, 2011 8:45:31 PMTwitter for Android