1807 results for AP — page 12 of 19, showing 1101–1200
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I just reached Level 2 of the "Bento" badge on @foursquare. I’ve checked in at 5 different Japanese Restaurants! http://4sq.com/13eFTPp Monday, January 07, 2013 7:05:59 PMfoursquare
Yo. All my single dudes. Molly is fuckin bangin hot right now. Get it. PS - Happy birthday Molly! Saturday, January 05, 2013 11:57:58 PMTwitter for Android
"My Godmother hooked up with the Priest at my Baptism in the apartment I now live in" -Mikey Sunday, December 30, 2012 2:39:51 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck offfffffff I'm the happiest son Friday, December 28, 2012 1:27:55 AMTwitter for Android
And when you lose control. You reap the harvest you have sewn Thursday, December 27, 2012 9:39:11 PMTwitter for Android
When will twitter let me export all of my tweets? Need to import them into my own DB so my app can be complete! It's missing some from 2008 Monday, December 24, 2012 5:14:43 PMTwitter Web Client
"Apartment: shitshow. Salesforce: clean" -Alisa Tuesday, December 18, 2012 7:34:57 PMTwitter for Android
test tweet (Making sure WordPress 3.5 doesn't break my twitter app) Sunday, December 16, 2012 11:39:25 PMTwitter Web Client
I just told my CEO I save this company 29grand a year and if he doesn't appreciate it he can blow me Friday, December 14, 2012 11:08:02 PMTwitter for Android
Motherfuckin CHRISTMAS party... You happy now, @RockNationRadio? Fuckin A, I was trying to be neutral. Friday, December 14, 2012 5:58:04 PMTwitter Web Client
Happy 12/12/12 day! Wednesday, December 12, 2012 9:41:46 AMTwitter Web Client
502 bad gateway on Gmail. Almost as bad as our mobile app Monday, December 10, 2012 11:55:40 AMTwitter Web Client
I could go for a grapefruit right now. #saturdaybrunch Saturday, December 08, 2012 10:45:51 AMTwitter for Android
Fuckin dentist appointment. Would've stayed in the city. Jesus Fucking Christ Saturday, December 08, 2012 1:39:04 AMTwitter for Android
Two things: I'm air drumming to AC/DC. And Scott better tap this chicks pussy but he won't Friday, December 07, 2012 8:30:04 PMTwitter for Android
Thanks for stating it's December in your GChat status, captain obvious dumbfuck: http://t.co/r5EilrE Monday, December 03, 2012 1:00:02 PMTwitter Web Client
Wonder what would happen if I did a line of Emergen-C Monday, December 03, 2012 12:00:16 PMTwitter Web Client
What I sent to our product team regarding our mobile app http://t.co/BYdblBf Wednesday, November 28, 2012 5:31:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Our mobile apps are fucking pieces of shit. Wednesday, November 28, 2012 5:07:39 PMTwitter Web Client
When i bust my gat, motherfuckers take dirt naps. Tuesday, November 20, 2012 10:28:02 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm gonna go watch these tapes Monday, November 19, 2012 9:49:33 PMTwitter for Android
This cabbie smells like fuckin onions. Big deal. Happens Friday, November 16, 2012 9:34:34 PMTwitter for Android
These Ukranians do whatever the fuck I say. It's awesome. I could tell them to put a dick in the app and they'd do it. Thursday, November 15, 2012 2:07:32 PMTwitter Web Client
"Wait. He inherited her last name?!?! What a bitch. I'm gonna tap that ass." Wednesday, November 14, 2012 3:50:10 PMTwitter for Android
Yes, TK. I appreciate you yelling at me in front of DLK that it's ALL my fault we all stayed too late drinking in the office last Friday. Monday, November 12, 2012 9:03:31 AMTwitter Web Client
Our new corporate logo is goatse central. Looks like a gaping asshole Saturday, November 10, 2012 4:37:59 PMTwitter for Android
Vincent. Amanda. Yous two need to fuck. If you don't I'll be disappointed. Friday, November 09, 2012 10:39:50 PMTwitter for Android
Margaret Schroder, you dog! Keeps tapping Mr. Slater I see Thursday, November 08, 2012 11:25:47 PMTwitter for Android
"You suck at your job, you've got a Napoleonic complex and I'm gonna fuck your mother if I ever meet her" -Billy Walsh Thursday, November 08, 2012 5:07:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Finally fixed my twitter app. Imported the missing tweets and for the word count page, it sorts based on usage (rather than alphabetical) Thursday, November 08, 2012 2:07:40 AMTwitter Web Client
Happy Election Day! May the odds be ever in your favor! Tuesday, November 06, 2012 7:50:02 AMTwitter for Android
fuckin legitimate. fixed a bug in my twitter app and now the times aren't like 4 hours off. Enfuckinjoyyyyyy http://t.co/QJWJvSF Tuesday, November 06, 2012 2:55:34 AMTwitter Web Client
I just ousted @lemiller9109 as the mayor of Gerwigs White Barn on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/apGY0O Friday, November 02, 2012 6:01:28 PMfoursquare
Grape pixie sticks Wednesday, October 31, 2012 11:55:06 PMTwitter for Android
RT @DadBoner: Happy 'Ween, you guys. Wednesday, October 31, 2012 3:05:01 PMTwitter for Android
Um... in Apples to Apples, how does Ding Dongs lose for firm.... Sunday, October 28, 2012 9:35:05 PMTwitter for Android
No idea what's on here but probably awesome http://t.co/R0phApO Saturday, October 27, 2012 11:57:00 AMInstagram
Twitter's API can suck it Friday, October 26, 2012 2:20:03 PMTwitter Web Client
fucking twitter. shut down the old API on 10/11 so that broke my http://t.co/ssCC6i3 app.... just noticed now. Friday, October 26, 2012 2:08:18 PMTwitter Web Client
new version of twitter tools sucks balls. Will not use (it's for my tweets app). I do like how they fixed the datetime issue though Friday, October 26, 2012 1:36:16 PMTwitter Web Client
Not a bug. Someone tried to use IE7. Our app should detect this and say "You are useless at life. Please off yourself" Monday, October 22, 2012 9:37:24 AMTwitter Web Client
"you wha you guys opption that if a customer is cancel from a class, should they get a Appointment Cancellation email or a Class email?" Wednesday, October 17, 2012 5:22:53 PMTwitter Web Client
Happy Fridayernes! Motherfucker Friday, October 12, 2012 9:34:18 AMTwitter Web Client
I am intrigued by the fact that I just shit out a completely undigested blueberry I apparently swallowed whole. Thursday, October 04, 2012 10:48:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck. Tired. Can I take a nap now? Thursday, October 04, 2012 4:15:57 PMTwitter Web Client
I frequently share stories about BMs with @colithika. #snapple Tuesday, October 02, 2012 9:57:40 PMTwitter for Android
Alexey is fucking dapper this fine morning Monday, October 01, 2012 10:56:42 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @DadBoner: K-Money Club Rule #6 (pt2): If you're a smokin' babe that's gotta crap, management may let you push it out in a supervised ... Friday, September 28, 2012 8:21:59 PMTwitter for Android
Is it exactly like SoapUI, but with a better UI? Friday, September 28, 2012 10:00:20 AMTwitter Web Client
I wanted to snap his neck marine style, but didn't want to cause any trouble ;) Friday, September 28, 2012 9:20:59 AMTwitter Web Client
Me to Eric: "let's just take a dump and get it over with" (regarding one of our apps leaking memory). Then I wondered why everyone laughed Thursday, September 27, 2012 1:15:30 PMTwitter Web Client
It smells like grape Wednesday, September 26, 2012 2:56:59 PMTwitter Web Client
Welp, old laptop from 05 I use as a server... Fan just started sounding like a lawn mower for no reason. Thought it was the HD..Now it's ok. Wednesday, September 26, 2012 2:50:52 AMTwitter Web Client
Baileys, peach schnapps, blue curacao, and grenadine. Weird passed gray looking delicious passed shot. Weirdo Friday, September 21, 2012 11:33:23 PMTwitter for Android
Not sure how I feel about Apple's lightning cable. Fuck them for making it nonstandard. At the same time, it's reversible?!?! That's amazing Friday, September 21, 2012 12:30:22 AMTwitter Web Client
Lol Apple sucks: http://t.co/V7wRV9T Thursday, September 20, 2012 9:12:54 PMTwitter Web Client
Xtina: I am going to name my apartment Theory. Because in Theory, everything works! Wednesday, September 19, 2012 3:13:29 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: What is happen in cloud is stay in cloud because nobody can able reproduce outside of cloud. Wednesday, September 19, 2012 2:07:13 PMTwitter Web Client
Nap time. Saturday, September 15, 2012 5:21:18 PMTwitter Web Client
Barack Obama jokeface is never capable of struttin that ass like I can. Neither is Mitt "dumbshit but fiscally better than obama" Romney Friday, September 14, 2012 12:31:10 AMTwitter Web Client
Welp. Broke a class. Swear to God that never happens. Wednesday, September 12, 2012 9:48:37 PMTwitter for Android
Motherfucker. My twitter app is affected by GoDaddy's DNS outage. I knew I should have switched registrars. Monday, September 10, 2012 3:57:26 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck this shit: "Parser Error Message: The 'add' start tag on Ln 161 pos 3 does not match the end tag of 'appSettings'. Ln 318, pos 3." Monday, September 03, 2012 5:41:44 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @yelling_bird: HAPPY LABOR DAY, SHITLORDS, HAVE FUN BEING A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY IN 20 YEARS THANKS TO YOUR HORRIFIC LEADERS Monday, September 03, 2012 1:46:31 AMTwitter Web Client
@VtotheFlo and this applies to you how?
In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet
Sunday, August 26, 2012 10:57:31 PMTwitter for Android
I apologize in advance for my drunken blackout tweets later Saturday, August 25, 2012 2:17:19 PMTwitter for Android
RT @H9RBSjs: When bashing Apple supporters, avoid the politically incorrect term "fanboy". Instead, use the gender-neutral "imbecile". Monday, August 20, 2012 11:43:33 AMTwitter Web Client
waiting for the code to compile and for the app server to defragment. I should go play ping pong or fooseball Friday, August 17, 2012 11:01:03 AMTwitter Web Client
"almost nothing ever happened here" is now a false statement Wednesday, August 15, 2012 4:58:26 PMTwitter Web Client
HOLD THE PHONE... the grape doesn't have a fucking trough anymore to piss in? There are urinals now? They've gone soft. Saturday, August 11, 2012 11:33:32 PMTwitter for Android
12:50AM Time for be.... Wait. I have to do server maintenance. API keys don't change themselves, you guys Friday, August 10, 2012 12:51:01 AMTwitter Web Client
Google Now makes stupid assed assumptions. Just bc I search for a place on maps doesn't mean it should show a card with traffic as a commute Monday, August 06, 2012 12:19:01 AMTwitter for Android
I'm at karaoke watching two of the drunkest, whitest girls rap biggie's gimmie the loot. hAHa Sunday, August 05, 2012 1:28:39 AMTwitter for Android
I don't think you understand what just happened. My boss just beat me in a drinking game and almost just made me puke all over this bitch. Friday, August 03, 2012 6:25:35 PMTwitter Web Client
Our system: Threadbare tapestry unwinding slow Friday, August 03, 2012 4:53:22 PMTwitter Web Client
I just reread all of my sexts with @Colithika for the past two weels and the convo is just the craziest. Made me so happy. Friday, August 03, 2012 12:06:56 AMTwitter Web Client
Who's the dick who put this Apple sticker on my Nexus 7? Pure hypocrisy! http://t.co/oY8eFem Tuesday, July 31, 2012 4:56:52 PMInstagram
Really shitty Monday. I feel like crap and need to investigate why our servers were more fucked up than I was on Saturday Monday, July 30, 2012 10:44:01 AMTwitter Web Client
#velbapalooza is trending on the G1 peeps' twitters Friday, July 27, 2012 10:02:19 AMTwitter for Android
Happy birthday to my favorite mover! Guys like old as fuck today. Many more! Friday, July 27, 2012 12:14:37 AMTwitter for Android
Also I'm like the happiest right now. Thursday, July 26, 2012 11:35:37 PMTwitter for Android
I will be very disappointed if the chill conductor dude who calls everyone tiger/boss/sport/ace is not back this week on my morning train Monday, July 23, 2012 7:56:46 AMTwitter for Android
PS - the UI team and Michelle need to get off my dick. The mobile apps can crash and burn. No more feedback from me. Tuesday, July 17, 2012 10:34:00 AMTwitter Web Client
Doesn't sound appealing. This cannot be serious. http://t.co/ZgPjknV Monday, July 16, 2012 5:45:53 PMInstagram
Dude with a Vineyard Vines sunglasses strap on his glasses here. Pure douchebaggery. Little piece of material is probably like $75 Monday, July 16, 2012 7:56:40 AMTwitter for Android
Christina: "Holy crap on toast!" Friday, July 13, 2012 1:28:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Caught two more smokes looking. Must be prime in prime shape today. Tuesday, July 10, 2012 8:05:11 AMTwitter for Android
Oh I think I just popped my gay bar cherry. Hey. Happens. Dave grohl where ya at? Sunday, July 08, 2012 12:19:16 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Verizon's Android WiFi Remote App is Some Shady Shit http://bit.ly/MaRyVE Saturday, July 07, 2012 4:04:26 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
The only thing I'm disappointed in is the fact that there's no YouTube video of me wiping. Would've been hysterical Saturday, July 07, 2012 3:22:34 AMTwitter for Android
Foursquare is being useless again. Its down more than our app Friday, July 06, 2012 1:40:15 PMTwitter for Android
No one wants to go to the bar with me. See what happens when @MalJNew and Elise are away? Tuesday, July 03, 2012 3:57:10 PMTwitter for Android
I am requesting Cap'n Karls Bratato Salad for my BBQ tomorrow. @DadBoner Tuesday, July 03, 2012 3:56:21 PMTwitter for Android
All the engineers and COO are pissed at me for making too many decisions on my own without approval. Fuck that. I know best Wednesday, June 27, 2012 10:18:49 AMTwitter Web Client
BULL. SHIT. this crime heatmap says Bridgeport is in the green and Stratford is not. I don't buy that http://t.co/2XCKuvt Wednesday, June 27, 2012 12:53:48 AMTwitter Web Client
Happy pride day. (Still gay for Dave Robertson) Sunday, June 24, 2012 11:07:10 PMTwitter for Android
No Alexey, when the app crashes the server every 20 minutes, the solution is NOT to auto reset IIS every 15 mins. Fix the fucking shit code. Monday, June 18, 2012 12:12:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Some random number I don't recognize just texted me happy father's day. Well I certainly hope not!!! Sunday, June 17, 2012 7:53:49 PMTwitter for Android
This is what happens when the bathroom lock is busted. http://t.co/Fw0IlcQ Thursday, June 14, 2012 5:09:23 PMInstagram
As a dude that hates Apple. Maps in iOS 6 actually looks legit. Like... They copied what google did and probably did better. Monday, June 11, 2012 6:53:41 PMTwitter for Android