1807 results for AP — page 7 of 19, showing 601–700
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@AzureSupport @Azure Appreciate the reply. This is my complaint/parody account. I'll open up a real ticket and be professional about it.
In reply to @AzureSupport's tweet
Tuesday, August 07, 2018 12:41:50 AMTwitter for Android
Why does the API return an exception when doing a get on the default APIM policy? Like what the fuck. But if I save an XML comment in the portal, then the GET returns properly. Fuckoutthea @Azure
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, August 07, 2018 12:17:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Microsoft's REST API to manage their Azure API Management service, is SO convoluted, even using Microsoft's powershell.

Fuckssake what a piece of shit. 		Tuesday, August 07, 2018 12:15:37 AMTwitter Web Client
Everyone knows what happened in 1929 tho amirite?

https://t.co/Klsm6fU2zt 		Thursday, July 19, 2018 11:28:05 AMTwitter for Android
How is it that Google gets sued for forcing its Google Apps stack on anyone with an Android when Apple does the SAME thing. They preinstall Safari, their mail app, their calendar app, photos, etc Wednesday, July 18, 2018 12:38:25 PMTwitter Web Client
I was looking at a tweet of dude ripping on Russian politics and then my Twitter app crashed. Tuesday, July 17, 2018 1:28:47 AMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ. I take ONE Friday off and my team manages to break the entire build system and also deployed an old version of one of our apps because they didn't git pull before making changes. Monday, July 16, 2018 10:09:43 AMTwitter Web Client
Lol.. this dude played like 10 games total and spent the other 12 years on the DL https://t.co/tUItPiRwap Monday, June 25, 2018 9:27:26 PMTwitter for Android
Flat Earthers: How do you explain airplanes very far in the distance that leave vapor trails traveling straight up or down? Tuesday, June 19, 2018 1:37:53 PMTwitter Web Client
The NY Post is trying to take credit for this? Get real. Everyone knows the J/Z LES stations are dilapidated shitholes

https://t.co/hYMXywn6CF 		Saturday, May 26, 2018 1:06:53 AMTwitter for Android
Just wanted to point out... Eric Clapton's solo, acoustic-ish version of Layla is 🔥flames Thursday, May 17, 2018 6:04:44 PMTwitter for Android
The Slack Windows 10 app is a piece of shit Wednesday, May 16, 2018 12:48:54 PMTwitter Web Client
Why in the world is the My Verizon Android app 166 MB? To show a couple of dashboards and do basic account management? Gmail and Chrome apps are less than 10MB @VZWNow https://t.co/4zjb4d9k4z Tuesday, May 08, 2018 12:48:04 PMTwitter for Android
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Anything after that is > 140 chrs and I'm testing their tweet_mode=extended on user_timeline.json API 		Tuesday, April 10, 2018 4:58:14 PMTwitter Web Client
See, in my older age, idgaf as much about drinking, but they don't have Papaya Dog or dollar pizza in Ohio doe. So jussayin. #getnycfoodinmybelly Monday, April 02, 2018 10:29:59 PMTwitter for Android
You guys! I heard that @VP has a gay bunny and I could not be happier for him! Friday, March 23, 2018 10:11:19 PMTwitter for Android
See, this is why Giuliani had them killed instead. It prevented this entire mess from happening in the first place: https://t.co/WfkiLg0vG7 Friday, March 09, 2018 12:21:28 AMTwitter for Android
Yo @APrecourt you greedy sellout jagoff. #savethecrew
https://t.co/ricSPPUmHi 		Tuesday, February 27, 2018 10:00:50 PMTwitter for Android
Hey @kristinegWP... Why is your article on the kid getting bitten by a dog so biased? You made it sound like it was an unprovoked attack, but left out the fact that the owner warned the kid not to approach the dog Friday, February 23, 2018 3:39:42 AMTwitter Web Client
@AjitPaiFCC @MIC_JAPAN @kb2474 Hey shithead. Japan's internet is better than ours you shill ass bitch. You ruined it
In reply to @AjitPaiFCC's tweet
Friday, January 05, 2018 12:25:05 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: If you take out a mortgage to buy Bitcoin, you're a certified moron and deserve to lose it all https://t.co/VWlpW4LsAP Tuesday, December 12, 2017 12:01:27 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: tst https://t.co/q88aPMkMsF Tuesday, November 21, 2017 3:50:57 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
At a Van Morrison show and that player is dapper af. Sparkly striped suit and green bowtie. F'in a! Thursday, September 14, 2017 9:21:11 PMTwitter for Android
Wifey's just a tad salty because the pup would rather snuggle on my lap instead of hers. Tuesday, September 05, 2017 10:22:25 PMTwitter for Android
OK, I figured out how to get the Cast screen back. Have to do three things after turning the TV on though. WITH THE APP (need new remote) Thursday, August 31, 2017 1:51:19 AMTwitter Web Client
@VIZIO Let alone, ruined perfectly good Google Cast integration with their own built in apps and ads BULLSHIT. He @VIZIO, eat a dick
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, August 31, 2017 1:22:26 AMTwitter Web Client
Happy Monday. I roll out of bed to do a maintenance and it puts me in an instantly foul mood. Monday, August 28, 2017 9:11:50 AMTwitter Web Client
Jesus Christ, Chapman. Send him to the sun Friday, August 25, 2017 10:47:31 PMTwitter for Android
Hey @SIRIUSXM: y'all players need to optimize your Windows Store app. By no means should an audio stream use 30% of my CPU and 350 MB of RAM https://t.co/zVGJLYv2uA Friday, August 25, 2017 1:38:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Work laptop at 100% CPU. After removing all the shit antivirus and IT management spyware they put on my computer, it is running just fine. Friday, August 25, 2017 10:57:22 AMTwitter Web Client
Hey @moto @lenovo your inept assed Moto X 2015 can't even run the fuckin @Uber app without freezing. Cunts https://t.co/xDTZVM67Ga Saturday, August 19, 2017 12:16:28 AMTwitter for Android
I just bumped into this old hag barback by accident in Portland Maine and I apologized and she still flipped me off. Saturday, August 19, 2017 12:02:29 AMTwitter for Android
Put Chapman on suicide watch Friday, August 18, 2017 11:23:34 PMTwitter for Android
Cuncel da Chapman Friday, August 18, 2017 11:07:17 PMTwitter for Android
You guys. It's gonna happen tonight. I'm gonna get really drunk and play bananaphone on the jukebox at the bar Thursday, August 17, 2017 6:40:14 PMTwitter for Android
Joe how about ya leave my boy @DRob30 in. Ya overanalyze the stats and go by the book and you'll get Chapman blowing another one Monday, August 14, 2017 9:51:25 PMTwitter for Android
Hey @verizonfios @verizonsupport How badly are you shaping Zoom conference call traffic? I'm getting 85MBPS up/down and it's robotic Monday, August 14, 2017 3:09:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Yo @waze love your app, but it's buggy af on Android. I had to force close it 5 times and restart the nav because it kept freezing. Wtf: https://t.co/6b0FkQogct Sunday, August 13, 2017 4:45:58 PMTwitter for Android
I had a couple drinks you guys and was singing to my dog and was so happy because she liked it and wagged her tail. Now I'm bawling. Saturday, August 05, 2017 3:30:22 PMTwitter for Android
What will happen first? @MotorolaUS suck it, I'm getting a pixel next. Way to keep your shit updated assholes Sunday, July 16, 2017 2:17:48 AMTwitter for Android
I'm concerned about the abundance of snap hotdogs and dick convos being had this weekend. Saturday, July 15, 2017 10:18:23 AMTwitter for Android
I don't even know how to get the snap hotdog because I'm an old millennial. IDK how that shit works https://t.co/Bg2wBZnRjN Thursday, July 13, 2017 11:14:57 PMTwitter for Android
The snap hotdog fucks Thursday, July 13, 2017 11:11:40 PMTwitter for Android
Sometimes you get a shitty shuffle that stinks! Not today. The MTA could shut down and I'd still be happy! https://t.co/c5Z7zqrCz7 Wednesday, July 12, 2017 6:17:35 PMTwitter for Android
Yankees are cunceled as long as Joe keeps putting Clippard out there. Absolutely disgusting watching this team collapse Saturday, July 08, 2017 1:54:01 AMTwitter for Android
@RMerlinDev You ever see SSH and httpd hang on the 87u? I can't SSH or use the WebUI unless I power cycle. Happened to me in older versions https://t.co/G5oiUeAwqk Tuesday, June 27, 2017 10:38:51 PMTwitter Web Client
Trying this again. Apparently, it's as simple as adding tweet_mode=extended to the statuses/show.json endpoint. test test la la la la la la https://t.co/sQp8NEJjan Saturday, June 24, 2017 1:23:52 AMTwitter Web Client
This is a test of a very long tweet (near 140 characters) and a photo. Testing my twitter app, which can't handle new features they added.. https://t.co/p1JhxS8t8w Saturday, June 24, 2017 12:55:54 AMTwitter Web Client
Got another groomsman rapping biggie over sublime beats for the win. Shit's turnt Saturday, May 27, 2017 2:20:05 AMTwitter for Android
Fuckin iOS has no notion of a file system. How am I supposed to back up the video of me shirtless screaming temple of the dog from snapchat? Monday, May 22, 2017 1:15:32 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu Oh jeez. That may be happening this July
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Sunday, May 14, 2017 7:49:45 PMTwitter for Android
Yo @Qualcomm... Why can't you fuckers make your yearly flagship chip better than last years Apple's processor? This is why Androids all suck https://t.co/UuFEwGYBkI Saturday, May 13, 2017 2:16:32 AMTwitter for Android
How about CNN stealing ideas off my old tweets about old millennials not knowing how to use Snapchat? https://t.co/67kzn0Als5 #oldmillennial https://t.co/wdpaMcDmB8 Tuesday, May 09, 2017 10:08:47 AMTwitter Web Client
Happy Friday to ya from a guy who has no idea where he is - Joe Cocker's keyboard dude live at the Fillmore East in 1970. https://t.co/Bu6rhFLfgI Friday, May 05, 2017 9:58:09 AMTwitter Web Client
"Waterfront hub with regional flights" is way to fancy of a description for this fuckin abomination @googlemaps https://t.co/mpLrq0t2C9 Saturday, April 22, 2017 3:57:25 AMTwitter for Android
My work laptop was completely fine, then I come into the office and they apply BULLSHIT GPOs which crippled half of my shit. #cunts Thursday, April 20, 2017 9:13:35 AMTwitter Web Client
What the shit is this @Fitbit... Android app update and firmware update, now notifications are broken and the app refuses to force stop Monday, April 17, 2017 1:43:12 AMTwitter for Android
Hey @Google Keep... Way to not have undo type in your app so when I accidentally delete text, there's no way to get it back. Wizzeak Monday, April 10, 2017 8:47:17 PMTwitter for Android
only in fuckin eastchester do you have landscapers that uses 5 leaf blowers at a time. shut the fuck up outside. trying to sleep Saturday, April 01, 2017 3:46:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Amazing how ignorant these people are saying this shit is safe. Enjoy your cancer https://t.co/yfApxyLRDB Thursday, March 30, 2017 8:13:30 PMTwitter Web Client
Always a bad sign waking up on Vinny's couch not knowing what the actual fuck happened Thursday, March 30, 2017 8:08:25 AMTwitter Web Client
What the actual fuck happened last night? Thursday, March 30, 2017 8:03:34 AMTwitter Web Client
Nah son. Someone set the background color to black and deleted a circle shape in MS Paint https://t.co/PzkhT9wrUt Tuesday, March 28, 2017 10:19:04 PMTwitter for Android
This is fucking stupid. So if the tablet/laptop is a timebomb, it'll be safer in the checked area than the cabin? https://t.co/2MUqILasvc Tuesday, March 21, 2017 9:31:27 AMTwitter Web Client
We need to got back to the days where Will Smith is rapping about CD Roms again Friday, March 17, 2017 10:24:30 AMTwitter Web Client
Always get the worst fomo when I day drink, take a nap, and sleep through the part 2 rally Sunday, March 05, 2017 1:38:48 AMTwitter for Android
CTO just freaked the fuck out on me because I had our app offline during the entire PLANNED maintenance window and not just a part of it Monday, February 13, 2017 11:03:38 AMTwitter Web Client
I was blackout by 4 pm yesterday and apparently was telling everyone I was drinking a "vodka soda splash of tequila" Sunday, February 12, 2017 11:45:17 AMTwitter for Android
🎵Could you look me in the eyeeee.... And tell me that you're happy now🎵 Sunday, January 29, 2017 4:13:30 AMTwitter for Android
My wedding photographer is chillin with us tonight. She's a hotter, less hood version of our HR office girl Saturday, January 28, 2017 9:47:44 PMTwitter for Android
Apologies to my Twitter followers for angry NYC tweets or no tweets (when I'm happy) we need more silly shit Saturday, January 28, 2017 9:00:37 PMTwitter for Android
@BofA_Help appreciate it!
In reply to @BofA_Help's tweet
Thursday, January 26, 2017 5:48:35 PMTwitter for Android
Work laptop battery died and don't have my brick. Didn't finish 9am presentation </welp> Thursday, January 26, 2017 1:40:47 AMTwitter for Android
We're all the same shit: https://t.co/CjWSuvRAPe Friday, January 13, 2017 12:19:15 AMTwitter for Android
You're rapping about homosexuals and Vicodin. I can't sell this shit. https://t.co/wGr8NGzJai Thursday, January 12, 2017 9:22:05 PMTwitter for Android
You know why Dre's record was so successful? He's rapping about big screen TVs, blunts, 40s & bitches. Thursday, January 12, 2017 9:21:27 PMTwitter for Android
This crazy Japanese dude just spent $632,000 on a tuna fish. Comes out to $1356/lb to break even. Flat out nuts https://t.co/tU4f9zl4uB Thursday, January 05, 2017 2:47:06 PMTwitter Web Client
Couple hours before midnight and I'm like wastey. Dafuq did that happen? Saturday, December 31, 2016 9:48:33 PMTwitter for Android
Happy winter solstice! ⛄ Wednesday, December 21, 2016 5:45:15 AMIFTTT
The railroad telling me to refrain from inappropriate language is hysterical. Y you pay some poor soul to answer social media at 10? Monday, December 19, 2016 10:17:36 PMTwitter for Android
RT @MetroNorth: @portfolioso As a reminder, this is a public site and we ask all users to refrain from inappropriate language. Monday, December 19, 2016 10:12:55 PMTwitter for Android
@MetroNorth Apologies. My Twitter is a satire account and is marked as possibly inappropriate.
In reply to @MetroNorth's tweet
Monday, December 19, 2016 10:10:53 PMTwitter for Android
@KFCBarstool fuck you Clancy. iPhones are for saps
In reply to @KFCBarstool's tweet
Saturday, December 17, 2016 9:26:03 PMTwitter for Android
Just broke a glass at the bar. Swear to God that never happens Tuesday, December 13, 2016 12:07:44 AMTwitter for Android
Happy Monday @MetroNorth running like delays and shit as per usual #cunts Monday, December 12, 2016 8:34:55 AMTwitter for Android
@timehop should fix the UI in the Android app when there's no network but the carrier still reports 4G. Looks absolutely vile. Be better https://t.co/Hkc7ZXFZQK Monday, December 12, 2016 8:24:16 AMTwitter for Android
Hey, @googlephotos. Pretty buggy UX on the Android app. How can I get in touch with someone about my issues? https://t.co/YjMP6KifYH Monday, December 12, 2016 1:10:20 AMTwitter for Android
Yo @MetroNorth fix ya crappy 90s looking website and make your schedules work https://t.co/Hpzl0Ay72v Wednesday, December 07, 2016 12:34:36 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu Scrape all the data and make a visualization
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Friday, December 02, 2016 11:29:56 AMTwitter Web Client
"I made my family disappear!" -Kevin McCallister Sunday, November 27, 2016 9:40:13 PMTwitter for Android
Gotta love Westchester. Will you landscapers shut the fuck up at 9:45 am the day after Thanksgiving? Trying to sleep in here Friday, November 25, 2016 9:43:09 AMTwitter for Android
This miserab disapproves of everything I do. Eh. Whatever. People's opinions are their problem. I'm more than thankful and happy Thursday, November 24, 2016 10:57:33 PMTwitter for Android
Stop installing this shit on my laptop via policy to eat my CPU cycles https://t.co/CVOAoa2iZG Wednesday, November 23, 2016 10:22:10 AMTwitter Web Client
It's 2016. If you still use a SOAP API, you're an asshole. Fuckin shit is so clunky and repetitive it's not even funny Tuesday, November 08, 2016 4:50:19 PMTwitter Web Client
What kind of dumb bitch pages the oncall for an incident that happened and fixed itself an hour ago? Saturday, October 22, 2016 6:54:55 AMTwitter for Android
Absolute horseshit on this article. Ain't no way Manhattan, Jersey City & Brooklyn are happy places to work: https://t.co/pes3sygRxo Tuesday, October 11, 2016 12:07:41 PMTwitter Web Client
Picked the wrong week to come into the office. The pen testers are here and will discover all my bullshit I have on my work laptop. Monday, October 10, 2016 5:10:34 PMTwitter Web Client
Columbus day: A day to celebrate an Italian dude working for Spain who raped and murdered Native Americans Monday, October 10, 2016 1:00:54 PMTwitter Web Client
This flight attendant is mad rachet about airplane mode and checking seatbelts. Legit woke someone up with a bag in her lap to check. Saturday, September 17, 2016 3:22:59 PMTwitter for Android
Motorola killed the headphone jack on the Moto Z a couple weeks before Apple did, but obviously it's only a big deal when Apple does it. Wednesday, September 07, 2016 10:38:12 PMTwitter for Android