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OK it's quite obvious these fuckers are capping this at 100kbps, so it's proxy time. Tuesday, March 16, 2010 2:48:15 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin A. This laptop is such a piece of shit. It can't even play back video without tearing. Tuesday, March 16, 2010 2:45:39 AMTwitter Web Client
I want to sleep right now, but the parents musn't know I'm in awful shape. Saturday, March 13, 2010 12:26:16 PMTwitter Web Client
"The conversation that you requested could not be loaded." Happens in my GMail NONSTOP Tuesday, March 09, 2010 9:01:58 PMTwitter Web Client
I am here: http://maps.google.com/maps?q=40.83949,-73.90394 Monday, March 08, 2010 5:46:51 PMtwidroid
I swear.. If the Droid's 2.1 update doesn't have 5 home screens and the cool app drawer, I'm gonna be pissed. Thursday, March 04, 2010 5:31:32 AMTwitter Web Client
WHERES MY ANDROID 2.1? Looking good, but needs a few tweaks (more homescreens, 3D app drawer, and Maps 4.0. ITS FAST: http://bit.ly/blldc7 Thursday, March 04, 2010 1:19:17 AMTwitter Web Client
This is what happens when I'm up all night doing work: plethora of tweets from me (unlike the past few days where I had like 3 total tweets) Thursday, March 04, 2010 1:00:05 AMTwitter Web Client
The LCD backlight on my laptop is so dim in comparison to modern displays, it's not even funny. I doubt it was this bad when I got it. Wednesday, March 03, 2010 2:46:21 PMTwitter Web Client
What's Happening? More like what's not going to happen. And I can tell you what. Next! Wednesday, March 03, 2010 11:43:02 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @ShavingFoams I have gummies that look like dicks. happy valentines day indeed. Win Sunday, February 14, 2010 11:26:14 PMtwidroid
Clap your hands if you got a bank rolllll Saturday, February 13, 2010 2:34:05 AMtwidroid
@lissema11 It's an Apple product. You consider that?
In reply to @lissema11's tweet
Wednesday, February 10, 2010 10:30:40 PMTwitter Web Client
How theses f'ed up bitches put a paper out weekly is beyond me. Unofficial video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztIETV_wSHg yeah college Wednesday, February 10, 2010 3:08:42 AMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito browser and maps have multitouch pinch to zoom. But they took out some cool shit the nexus one had. Oh well
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Tuesday, February 09, 2010 1:38:04 AMtwidroid
Use Google. It'll make you study abroad and then get married, have kids and live happily ever after. Monday, February 08, 2010 2:34:39 AMTwitter Web Client
@VtotheFlo Google could have done something so much better with that Ad. They got all sappy. Shame on them
In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet
Sunday, February 07, 2010 11:02:04 PMTwitter Web Client
I love overhearing awkward convos while walking. Girl near grape: "my ass still hurts from yesterday" Friday, February 05, 2010 7:05:16 PMtwidroid
My laptop touchpad is behaving all kinds of funky. (grammar?) Friday, February 05, 2010 11:53:22 AMTwitter Web Client
Not a happy camper Tuesday, February 02, 2010 3:41:18 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito they are not and were never rare and valuable. All any kind of US currency is just paper backed by nothing br more debt. This econo
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Saturday, January 30, 2010 2:13:46 PMtwidroid
No idea what these Japanese candies are but they are nom. I call them frosted nips: http://twitpic.com/106pxu Thursday, January 28, 2010 1:56:22 PMtwidroid
I am the apartments-townhouses shuttle apparently Wednesday, January 27, 2010 6:05:41 PMtwidroid
I can't sleep in anymore. IDK what happened. I wake up at like 8am everyday. Oh and record early bedtime last night: midnight Tuesday, January 26, 2010 8:11:54 AMTwitter Web Client
ya know... if i got a little piece of ass to make up for it all this shit i maybe wouldn't care. but NO. never happens Sunday, January 24, 2010 4:12:15 AMDELETED
http://twitpic.com/z7tcn - Holy shit. My boy from Apple finally sent me a picture of the Apple Tablet: Friday, January 22, 2010 11:06:16 AMTwitpic
@plasma2002 just made my day with this forum post: http://bit.ly/5Tw9pw (edited b/c apparently you need to log in to read the forum) Tuesday, January 12, 2010 1:11:53 PMTwitter Web Client
Actually Engadget lied. After further tests by me, they were using a shitty app. I got good results on a touchscreen test with another one. Saturday, January 09, 2010 3:47:27 PMTwitter Web Client
Android 2.1 will soon allow apps to be installed to the SD card, freeing the 256mb internal app limit. awesome! please push it to the Droid? Tuesday, January 05, 2010 5:15:46 PMTwitter Web Client
Not even gonna lie, my Droid makes a better flashlight that some crappy ones I own. Sick dual LEDs! Friday, January 01, 2010 5:36:19 AMtwidroid
Holy crap, there's an Android App to play .xm and.mod tracked files (aka keygen music). DROOOOOOOOOL Wednesday, December 30, 2009 4:54:43 AMTwitter Web Client
People rip on the Droid's music player app. It's no iPod, but it works. Wednesday, December 30, 2009 2:40:44 AMTwitter Web Client
If you threw a baseball off of Mars' moon Phobos, it would escape into space. Sooooo cool. Thanks XKCD for this stat. Monday, December 28, 2009 1:34:07 AMTwitter Web Client
@colithika drew this on my Droid usin the Ć¼ber steamy window app. He also called no homo. http://twitpic.com/vhuns Sunday, December 27, 2009 4:25:14 PMtwidroid
My dad: "pretty soon you're going to be able to piss on your Droid and there will be an app that does a DNA analysis of it" Thursday, December 24, 2009 7:41:03 PMtwidroid
The truth or dare app on my Droid just told me to smack everyones asses. I'm pretty sure that's never a problem for me Thursday, December 24, 2009 5:50:49 AMtwidroid
I blame my shitty laptop for bad drivers. It's all working. Windows 7 is the secks Saturday, December 19, 2009 8:24:07 PMTwitter Web Client
no fucking win 7 x64 drivers for this piece of shit old fucking cock munching laptop of mine Saturday, December 19, 2009 5:22:49 PMtxt
@Novellabella Yes, I noticed that. It's crap. I guess they don't like getting texted. I'll be using twitdroid soon though
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Saturday, December 19, 2009 2:36:48 AMTwitter Web Client
i just locked my fucking laptop power adapter into a room in bannow. fml. wheres pritchard? Thursday, December 17, 2009 8:19:11 PMtxt
en-FUCKIN-joyyyyy! 3 classes over with (papers). 3 more finals to go. Tuesday, December 15, 2009 7:40:54 AMTwitter Web Client
Just spent an hour drooling over a Droid rather than writing my paper Monday, December 14, 2009 8:10:12 PMTwitter Web Client
to do: hand in paper, some errands, lunch, write a paper, study, laundry, kill zombies Monday, December 14, 2009 10:49:54 AMTwitter Web Client
does it make me a loser that i'm disappointed i don't have to do a presentation on web technology (ajax,html5 etc). was assigned in a dream Saturday, December 12, 2009 12:21:20 PMtxt
Portfolioso paper tracker: page 6/15 complete Thursday, December 10, 2009 7:40:43 AMTwitter Web Client
I love storytelling. These papers = made up bullshit that should actually be real events. F that, son Thursday, December 10, 2009 6:33:53 AMTwitter Web Client
Portfolioso paper tracker: page 1/15 complete Thursday, December 10, 2009 5:35:37 AMTwitter Web Client
On to the next paper.. 0 motivation for this stupid shit Thursday, December 10, 2009 3:38:20 AMTwitter Web Client
Applied Ethics 291 can suck my dick Wednesday, December 09, 2009 11:06:17 PMTwitter Web Client
this class better be short because its preventing me from 2 papers Wednesday, December 09, 2009 1:59:06 PMtxt
Gettin shit done, son. Bang out these assignments, word? Dreading this 15 page AE paper though... Tuesday, December 08, 2009 6:58:19 PMTwitter Web Client
Ah yes, 4AM. Time to start this paper. It's due at 9:30 so I'm fine. Tuesday, December 08, 2009 3:55:50 AMTwitter Web Client
Cleaning this shithole, shower, lunch, maybe a little hw, happy hour, madden djing, swamp life Friday, December 04, 2009 12:31:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Only thing I care about is happy hour and the swamp after Friday, December 04, 2009 3:35:46 AMTwitter Web Client
Happy December. Now get cold and snow. SOFORT (http://bit.ly/7XCB4y) Tuesday, December 01, 2009 1:09:20 AMTwitter Web Client
8PM - take 2.5 hr nap. Fantastic idea or bad idea? We'll find out. Monday, November 30, 2009 10:31:54 PMtxt
just ate some paper. Stupid pez wrapper Sunday, November 29, 2009 2:07:06 AMTwitter Web Client
It's 3AM and I'm lon.... J/K with the 90s sappy shit. It's 3AM and I feel like a fuckin' turkey stuffed me... Friday, November 27, 2009 2:54:12 AMTwitter Web Client
http://twitpic.com/qmv09 - WTF Google, please explain to me how to read this stock market graph. I'm confused Monday, November 23, 2009 9:35:37 AMTwitpic
"I can't slap your ass, so I'll slap your back instead" - I love when ppl tell me stories about me I don't remember. @ least I'm a gentleman Sunday, November 22, 2009 5:11:57 AMTwitter Web Client
at least my fam makes me happy...but idk how much that will last Sunday, November 01, 2009 1:12:46 AMtxt
pounded some felix felicis (Harry Potter anyone?) Luck's on my side tonight bitches. Happy Halloween bitches. Saturday, October 31, 2009 9:46:16 PMtxt
attempting to play KF with a laptop touchpad Saturday, October 31, 2009 4:36:57 PMtxt
i apologize for being mad pissed. Just killed mad zombies with JMunz and my life is that much better Saturday, October 24, 2009 5:43:39 AMtxt
my fucking laptop is useless when playing kf Friday, October 23, 2009 1:08:54 AMtxt
okay. so apparently i'm proficient in extracting DNA from plant tissue Friday, October 16, 2009 11:15:52 AMtxt
NOTE TO SELF: Don't take out anger on phone. Remember what happened last time? I'm lucky for now Friday, October 09, 2009 2:59:32 PMTwitter Web Client
Darryl shut your fucking trap and stop humming Monday, October 05, 2009 9:06:31 AMtxt
Southport's blueberry beer is back in season and on tap! yummy Friday, October 02, 2009 5:37:58 PMtxt
Picking up laundry, then coming back and taking a look at a problem. Tomorrow = 1 class, 2 assignments, nap, then weekend. Friday, October 02, 2009 3:35:41 AMTwitter Web Client
the bullshit-o-meter is very high for this absolutely nonsense paper I'm writing. Also, my laundry's done Friday, October 02, 2009 2:48:29 AMTwitter Web Client
1am laundry then startin a paper.yay Friday, October 02, 2009 12:48:34 AMtxt
Seriously, read our school paper... http://bit.ly/x1ohL Wednesday, September 30, 2009 2:44:52 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm not eating lobster from the grape at 3:30am - Keith Saturday, September 26, 2009 3:36:28 AMtxt
hey fucks upstairs... Is it necessary to stomp your goddamn feet while walking? I'm trying to write a paper. Tuesday, September 22, 2009 1:32:33 AMTwitter Web Client
it's like the roaring 20s in my house right now. We're just missing the flappers. Monday, September 21, 2009 9:36:39 PMTwitter Web Client
Happy hour at the brewery. I love Fridays Friday, September 11, 2009 5:21:29 PMtxt
Homework? F'in a... Time for a nap Tuesday, September 08, 2009 5:20:34 PMTwitter Web Client
They guys upstairs are blasting Man in a Box. Never heard an Alice in Chains song at a party before. I approve greatly. Wednesday, September 02, 2009 11:06:30 PMTwitter Web Client
What the fuck is this bitch yapping about and why is it relevant to anyone here? Wednesday, August 26, 2009 3:31:30 PMtxt
Not happy to be here right now. About to get lectured at for 3.5 hours Wednesday, August 26, 2009 2:21:22 PMtxt
If this girl actually saw what she's stored as in my phonebook, I'd get slapped so hard... Wednesday, August 26, 2009 8:50:34 AMtxt
Sorry John, I'm raping your OptOnline upload by downloading 500MB of maps from your dedicated server for epic Killing Floor later Saturday, August 22, 2009 9:34:57 PMTwitter Web Client
I am going to cock slap the Yankees right now if they continue sucking dick, giving up 11+ runs two days in a row Saturday, August 22, 2009 6:31:47 PMTwitter Web Client
I've never seen Fenway so empty. Not happy with the yanks giving up 11 runs but I'll take a w against boston Friday, August 21, 2009 11:08:10 PMtxt
All the technology I own is wizzeak. As a tech enthusiast, my shit sucks. Jokers have better laptops and phones. Grr Sunday, August 16, 2009 8:36:57 PMTwitter Web Client
Wow, just came home to a huge pile of mail. This never happens Friday, August 14, 2009 4:24:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Oops.. Raped the Mirror server with a SQL query indexing posts... Server load of 10.34 on a 4 CPU system Friday, August 14, 2009 12:05:24 AMTwitter Web Client
Why does my car thermometer say it's 49 degrees? I wish it were 49 degrees. Stupid piece of crap, it's like roasting outside. Thursday, August 13, 2009 1:21:56 AMTwitter Web Client
"Drinking from the chalice of holy crap there's booze in this thing" -rio Wednesday, August 12, 2009 11:47:20 PMtxt
Fucking custodians... When you take apart a computer lab, put them back in the same order. I don't want to rearrange desks. Wednesday, August 12, 2009 8:26:32 AMtxt
"the goal for today is to steal the jap flag" -keith Tuesday, August 11, 2009 5:47:50 PMtxt
My fucking laptop struggles with unreal graphics at 16bit 640x480. What a piece of shit Sunday, August 02, 2009 11:50:12 AMtxt
My Dad (on Google): "What are they going to invent next, toilet paper? A hand that comes out and wipes your ass for you?" Tuesday, July 28, 2009 4:52:00 PMtwhirl
New blog post: Minneapolis http://blog.portfolioso.com/2009/07/24/minneapolis/ Friday, July 24, 2009 2:04:26 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Google Maps is my life in this city. I'm lost as hell. You call this a campus? It's like huge. Friday, July 24, 2009 1:38:13 AMTwitter Web Client
On my way to LGA for a trip to Minneapolis Thursday, July 23, 2009 2:55:07 PMtwhirl
Huge robot mosquito didn't die. I smacked it with a roll of paper towels and it wasn't even stunned. Thursday, July 23, 2009 9:59:25 AMtxt
Bed, work, Minneapolis Thursday, July 23, 2009 1:18:16 AMtwhirl
http://twitpic.com/ayd0o - since when did they make the crave case shitty and cheap? Sunday, July 19, 2009 8:46:15 PMTwitpic
White castle in Queens. Nom! they made the crave case boxes cheap though. Oh well Sunday, July 19, 2009 8:41:52 PMtxt
Found my cracked in half phone. Makes a good battery charger for swapping my two batteries I own Saturday, July 18, 2009 8:21:54 PMtwhirl
SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW! Just found a video I was looking for since January because Youtube muted it. Friday, July 17, 2009 3:28:07 AMtwhirl
The guy is dead and this scalp fire thing happened 25 years ago. WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK. Shut up with this shit already #mj Thursday, July 16, 2009 7:16:53 PMtwhirl
http://twitpic.com/ak1lo - Teachers are dumb at tech. How does unplugging it clear a paper jam? Thursday, July 16, 2009 2:27:37 PMTwitpic
@Novellabella Book 6, Page 76 paragraph 2. Dumbledore = sketch (I told you I'd find that for you)
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Wednesday, July 15, 2009 4:44:01 PMtwhirl
Pain in the fucking ass I need to go to the Bronx right now and lose money when I should be napping instead. Tuesday, July 14, 2009 4:44:13 PMtwhirl
http://twitpic.com/a8eru - Holy crap! That's one big ass drill Monday, July 13, 2009 12:11:07 PMTwitpic
New blog post: My Laptop Benchmark: Win XP 32bit VS Ubuntu 9.04 x64 http://bit.ly/PkkcW Sunday, July 12, 2009 12:11:34 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Laptop I like: Vaio Z series. Slightly over my price range at $2200, but maybe that'll go down by Christmas Friday, July 10, 2009 2:09:31 AMtwhirl
I don't appreciate cleaning BR's spittle off his monitor Tuesday, July 07, 2009 11:37:03 AMtxt
My laptop is now useless because the clock speed refuses to in above 700MHZ. FML Sunday, July 05, 2009 1:20:16 PMtxt
Cool new laptop feature. Blue Screen of Death when scrolling in FLV video. Fucking piece of shit Sunday, July 05, 2009 12:34:23 PMtwhirl
Activated google calendar on my other google account to test stuff. Why is it in fuckin Japanese? #googlefail Sunday, July 05, 2009 2:31:41 AMtwhirl
Sizz setup here. Outdoors. Lounge chair. W-Fi. 70 degrees. Happy 4th! Saturday, July 04, 2009 7:43:46 PMtwhirl
http://twitpic.com/8yzdp - this is what happens to your hands when you move old dusty shit around for two hours Wednesday, July 01, 2009 3:39:11 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm ready to throw this fuckin laptop out the window. Total crash, then it shut off on the 100% cpu overheat. All because a program froze. Monday, June 29, 2009 3:20:26 AMTwitter SMS
Laptop is useless. Shuts of from overheating when playing any game that raises the CPU to 100%. Can't wait for Windows 7 & a new one... Saturday, June 27, 2009 12:11:28 AMTwitter Web Client
@spam @LucilaPrice876 Tuesday, June 23, 2009 5:20:39 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito Who the listens to that crap anyway?
In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet
Sunday, June 21, 2009 3:04:04 PMTwitter Web Client
Cool. I can't get to Google Calendar when I need to confirm an appointment with someone. #googlefail Sunday, June 21, 2009 1:09:37 AMTwitter Web Client
http://twitpic.com/7qghl - hutch south in bad shape with flooding Thursday, June 18, 2009 3:51:30 PMTwitter Web Client
Is there a reason why some educated, college grads type like: OmG HaPpYy BiRtHdAy !! lUVvvV yYAaa. It makes you appear extremely ignorant. Tuesday, June 16, 2009 3:52:58 AMTwitter Web Client
You know you're a geek when you go through people's facebook pictures, see a Verizon FiOS box and it makes you happy they don't have cable. Tuesday, June 16, 2009 2:03:56 AMTwitter Web Client
My laptop needs to stop overheating and shutting off when the cpu is at full load for less than 5 minutes. It's annoying. Saturday, June 13, 2009 5:35:38 AMTwitter SMS
Awesome! Recompiled an open source Rubick's cube solver to work on windows using CGI and apache. </geek> Now for Yankees/Sox... Wednesday, June 10, 2009 6:54:42 PMTwitter Web Client
Time for some Yankees Sox action! Let's not repeat what happened with them earlier this season Tuesday, June 09, 2009 6:56:44 PMTwitter Web Client
In search of a Red/White audio RCA to headphone cable (preferable one that doesn't buzz) so my laptop can connect to my stereo. Monday, June 08, 2009 5:18:54 PMTwitter Web Client
Why isn't Everest detecting my CPU temperature anymore. I've had it with this fucking laptop. I want a new one. Sunday, June 07, 2009 5:34:04 PMTwitter Web Client
My laptop keyboard smells Saturday, June 06, 2009 2:36:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Heading to the NYC to chill with @kevinrose for a live taping of Diggnation/ Digg meetup Thursday, June 04, 2009 4:39:12 PMTwitter Web Client
I would appreciate it if this cocksucker laptop didn't over heat and shut off in the middle of me using it. Friday, May 29, 2009 1:52:31 AMTwitter Web Client
My piece of shit laptop isn't good enough to run #huludesktop It's all choppy. 2.2ghz Turion64 - a piece of shit. Friday, May 29, 2009 1:31:46 AMTwitter Web Client
Cool. I get laptop with a modem in it, which is useless these days, and it doesn't support the only thing I want it to do: Caller ID. Thursday, May 28, 2009 7:41:22 PMTwitter Web Client
balls. I just stepped on a wire and ripped apart my 1/4" to 1/8" headphone adapter. Time to look for spares or visit Radioshack Thursday, May 28, 2009 6:10:07 PMTwitter Web Client
COOL. It would be helpful if AIM didn;t take 4 years for the windows to appear Wednesday, May 27, 2009 11:01:44 PMTwitter Web Client
WOOOOOOOO. Take that Papelbitch! Saturday, May 23, 2009 9:47:07 PMTwitter Web Client
The life... Napping & watching the Yanks all day in the Mirror office while the committee works their asses off. I'll take pics later! Saturday, May 16, 2009 4:43:08 PMTwitter Web Client
So the internet at school doesn't suck when no students are here. 35MBPS and pages are snappy. Monday, May 11, 2009 9:38:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Happy Mother's day all you mothers Sunday, May 10, 2009 1:05:40 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito I got swine flu from tom. so it happens
In reply to @Nintendad88's tweet
Sunday, May 10, 2009 1:05:16 PMTwitter Web Client
Where did this cocksuckin mother fuckin memory card disappear to? Friday, May 08, 2009 11:50:44 AMTwitter Web Client
Great. Now my fucking card reader won't read SD cards. I hate my laptop. Friday, May 08, 2009 1:43:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Dear group members, please send me your part of the paper so that I can be done with finals today. K thanks bye. Thursday, May 07, 2009 10:06:06 AMTwitter Web Client
You ever have a paper that just doesn't end, no matter how much you add to it? The group members still need to add their parts. Saturday, May 02, 2009 3:07:46 AMTwitter Web Client
Good day to write my little HR paper on hotels in India Friday, May 01, 2009 12:55:11 PMTwitter Web Client
@VtotheFlo I didn't change your friggin wallpaper Wednesday, April 29, 2009 12:04:29 PMTwitter Web Client
These 4 seniors presenting are jokeshows and probably just came from the Grape Tuesday, April 21, 2009 5:32:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Where the fuck is my stapler?! Tuesday, April 21, 2009 10:34:40 AMTwitter Web Client
Nap time! Hey look, it's light out. Oops... Tuesday, April 21, 2009 5:42:33 AMTwitter Web Client
Correction, my last tweet was wrong. It was other people. Also, 20% done with this paper. Shit's weak. Wizzzeak Tuesday, April 21, 2009 2:24:05 AMTwitter Web Client
Hell yeah, time to start a paper due at 11am! Tuesday, April 21, 2009 12:52:08 AMTwitter Web Client
This one makes zero sense... Time to hire a team of cryptographers to figure this out for me, because it's way over my head. Monday, April 20, 2009 1:10:57 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm not expecting this to happen. What?! I'm just being realistic based on educated research. Friday, April 17, 2009 10:21:56 AMTwitter Web Client
Nap time. Wake me up when things suck less Thursday, April 16, 2009 9:42:06 PMTwitter Web Client
Todo tonight: Read book, start paper. Wednesday, April 15, 2009 5:29:10 PMTwitter Web Client
The 1998 Yankees also started 0-2 and look what happened then. Shut up. Thursday, April 09, 2009 12:43:16 AMTwitter Web Client
I need to get moving on this thing - time's-a-wastin' If I don't, then I'll have a problem (like what happened the last 3-4 times) Wednesday, April 08, 2009 4:07:40 AMTwitter Web Client
which one of you pains in the asses keeps reversing the toilet paper in this house? Tuesday, April 07, 2009 7:37:55 PMTwitter Web Client
The home run siren is back at the stadium!!!!!! Makes me so happy and it brings back the late 90s Saturday, April 04, 2009 1:54:05 PMTwitter Web Client
Happy birthday @colithika (not that I wasn't on the phone with y'all from home) Friday, April 03, 2009 1:02:19 AMTwitter Web Client
So apparently she figured out that the guy was loaded from my description, even though I didn't say anything about money. She knows her shit Wednesday, April 01, 2009 4:53:58 PMTwitter Web Client
No one cares about 80s hair metal bands anymore, James... For fuck's sake, let me do my paper. Monday, March 30, 2009 12:12:14 AMTwitter Web Client
aww what a shame. thats bc you didn't.. nvm. I'm always right. Listen to me and always be happy Sunday, March 29, 2009 2:47:44 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck Macs and their stupid ass apple key that glitches out Wednesday, March 25, 2009 1:59:01 PMTwitter Web Client
COOL. This ass doesn't overbook his appointments Wednesday, March 25, 2009 10:06:41 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck Macs and their stupid ass apple key that glitches out Wednesday, March 25, 2009 12:00:00 AMTwitter Web Client
One of my most productive Sundays yet. Half the paper's written and now I'm going to go study for my exam. And it's only 3:10. Food break! Sunday, March 22, 2009 3:10:52 PMTwitter Web Client
@askmeques Happy b-day. I have another 72 days for that.
In reply to @mustang_sarah's tweet
Saturday, March 21, 2009 8:27:36 AMTwitter Web Client
Adversity.... It happens to me. Lol Friday, March 20, 2009 10:07:07 PMTwitter Web Client
See what happens when you're not a little bitch? Thursday, March 19, 2009 12:41:29 AMTwitter Web Client
That paper is now coherent. Broke my balls and took me about an hour. What a waste of time. If people could write in the first place... Monday, March 16, 2009 1:51:39 AMTwitter Web Client
Editing my group paper. My group members have AWFUL writing skills & poor grammar. It's choppy and not proofread. F My life. Monday, March 16, 2009 12:41:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Holy crap a sunny day. Haven't seen one of those in a while Thursday, March 12, 2009 10:21:28 AMTwitter Web Client
Keith: "Joe I apologize for leaving my sham on your bed" Wednesday, March 11, 2009 12:14:41 AMTwitter Web Client
I appreciate it if the fucks over at our network wouldn't Nessus me. I Peerguardian blocked their IP range, so fuck 'em (logs FTW) Tuesday, March 10, 2009 10:27:02 AMTwitter Web Client
Nice to know that internal bandwidth doesn't count for the cap. Streaming 40GB of video to a 360 in < 3 hrs wouldn't have helped if it did. Monday, March 09, 2009 9:43:02 AMTwitter Web Client
Oh how I love FiOS. 15MBPS download going and my web browsing is still snappy. Friday, March 06, 2009 3:16:03 PMTwitter Web Client
This is what's gonna happen: I'm going back to school and the cycle of bullshit is going to end. It's been too long and I need to get happy. Friday, March 06, 2009 3:52:51 AMTwitter Web Client
Holy crap, me and @Colithika have almost the same external IP addresses: XX.XXX.XXX.74 and .75 (where all the Xs are the same) Tuesday, March 03, 2009 1:04:33 AMTwitter Web Client
This IS class bores me. everything we talk about in class, I learn in our meeting before class... Thanks. Nap time? Thursday, February 26, 2009 5:57:11 PMTwitter Web Client
Hour of Happy Friday, February 13, 2009 4:43:54 PMTwitter Web Client
Happy hour time! Friday, February 06, 2009 4:26:38 PMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 CNS people Tech-phobes? No wonder our network sucks. Twitter is the way of the future. Companies are adapting it for feedback. Thursday, February 05, 2009 9:15:49 PMTwitter Web Client
We have a paper coming out today we can't get online because College Publisher is a fucking piece of lagged shit Wednesday, January 28, 2009 3:07:42 AMTwitter Web Client
Apparently I run into smokey houses with oven fires without thinking about myself Monday, January 19, 2009 9:48:10 PMTwitter Web Client
So apparently we have a dog now Thursday, January 15, 2009 7:22:58 PMTwitter Web Client
coooooooooool.... Nero 9 is a bloated piece of crap taking hours to install Sunday, January 04, 2009 4:21:10 AMTwitter Web Client
AIM & Buddy updates suck. You can't delete them?!?! And I didn't even post them some app spammed me and I can't get rid of it. Friday, January 02, 2009 1:57:28 PMTwitter Web Client
New year, new Wordpress theme. Very clean and much better than the old crap I had: http://blog.portfolioso.com Thursday, January 01, 2009 4:49:57 AMTwitter Web Client
Happy New Year. Came one second too late. We won't miss you '08. <3, portfolioso Thursday, January 01, 2009 1:03:42 AMTwitter Web Client
Dannyrob is the biggest yenta washwoman who never shuts the fuck up. It gets annoying - I don't care anymore. Your trap. Shut it. Wednesday, December 31, 2008 6:24:59 PMTwitter Web Client
Holy crap, new pepsi logo redesign. It's interesting .Definitely modern, but I have to get used to it. Caught me by surprise... Wednesday, December 24, 2008 1:09:55 AMTwitter Web Client
I've had it with this shitty school provided, packet shaped, 128kbps internet. CNS blows. I can't wait to go back to my 20/5 FiOS Thursday, December 18, 2008 10:44:37 AMTwitter Web Client
Philosophy raped my face Tuesday, December 16, 2008 4:21:37 PMTwitter Web Client
Philosophy paper is done. It's very informally written and probably bad but screw it. Monday, December 15, 2008 4:35:24 AMTwitter Web Client
Bed. Final @ 9, then a paper, then ??? Saturday, December 13, 2008 2:32:14 AMTwitter Web Client
You know a paper is a REALLY shitty topic when I spend all night trying to do it and I have nothing to say about it Monday, December 08, 2008 7:18:10 AMTwitter Web Client
Descent is such a shitty game. I remember 1996, playing it on a my mom's pentium 133 work laptop (which was amazing at the time). I'm old Monday, December 08, 2008 7:11:07 AMTwitter Web Client
nomnomnom cherry pie! 3:20AM. This is why our country is fat, but I'm burning calories by thinking & writin papers. That's how painful it is Monday, December 08, 2008 3:20:07 AMTwitter Web Client
nomnomnom cherry pie! 3:20AM. This is why our country is fat, but I'm burning calories by thinking & writin papers. That's how painful it is Monday, December 08, 2008 12:00:00 AMTwitter Web Client
for fucks sake, I have 1/6 of this paper done and nothing to write about. fuck you, nash, and your analysis on shitty music Thursday, December 04, 2008 11:24:31 PMTwitter Web Client
Just calculated what I have left this semester: 2 music papers, IS paper, 2 management papers, IS & Management presentation + final papers Tuesday, December 02, 2008 9:58:33 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin music professor pops another paper on us due Friday. I have more important, legitimate work to do. Not two busywork papers. bitch. Tuesday, December 02, 2008 1:24:53 PMTwitter Web Client
I think I can't sleep because my week's way too overbooked and I want to get everything over with now, but that can't happen. I'll just wait Monday, December 01, 2008 5:00:39 AMTwitter Web Client
Headin back to school, then decorating, unpacking and a late night paper. Sunday, November 30, 2008 3:23:08 PMTwitter Web Client
5 pages of my paper done bc I got carried away. it goes fast if you have lots to sat on a topic. Nowhere near done, how do I wrap it up? lol Friday, November 28, 2008 2:56:51 AMTwitter Web Client
It's def cold enough to snow. Why isn't that happenning right now. Grr Thursday, November 20, 2008 9:35:46 AMTwitter Web Client
New, fresh video card drivers fixed my crappy looking, choppy-colored display Wednesday, November 19, 2008 5:43:16 PMTwitter Web Client
Google Finance added an obnoxious ad box which I can;t seem to collaps with adblock/ element blocking. Grr Wednesday, November 19, 2008 11:41:29 AMTwitter Web Client
Not gonna happen. Friday, November 14, 2008 6:13:16 PMTwitter Web Client
Hells yeah, 3:30AM paper writing. I should be done by 6:30 and it'll be all ready for my 9:30. Wooot. Then weekend! Friday, November 07, 2008 3:31:41 AMTwitter Web Client
I have a fucking paper to write and I'm sitting in a useless fucking class... Grr. Thursday, November 06, 2008 3:26:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Holy crap, there was a skunk hiding behind my recycling bin and I was only a foot away from it bc I didn't notice at first. EEK Sunday, November 02, 2008 1:37:11 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck yeah! 6AM paper writing! 1 1/2 hours of sleep for the win. Thursday, October 23, 2008 6:00:38 AMtwhirl
After this paper and my shitty Thursday (minus Thursdays at 12), it's smooth sailing until next Thursday (pretty much) Wednesday, October 08, 2008 3:18:18 PMtwhirl
It's early and I have class, followed by lunch, followed by paper writing all day. booo Tuesday, October 07, 2008 9:11:38 AMtwhirl
These paper cups SUCK. Saturday, October 04, 2008 9:19:57 PMtwhirl
"@Waspito Yeah because they're bored. At EVAC we responded to a parking lot bumper tap/cut finger. Seriously...
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Sunday, September 28, 2008 7:23:42 PMTwitter Web Client
I lost remote connection to the laptop in my house and I'm pissed. Friday, September 26, 2008 1:01:45 PMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika Pics or it didn't happen
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Tuesday, September 23, 2008 6:07:55 PMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 Oh please. Be happy
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Tuesday, September 23, 2008 5:21:54 PMTwitter Web Client
Bad shape. Tuesday, September 16, 2008 2:03:17 AMtwhirl
Yeah fuckin laptop speakers dont work but headphones do. It's a windows issue, the speakers worrk in ubuntu. Yay for reformat soon... Friday, September 12, 2008 10:04:48 PMtwhirl
@ky9 Well don't we live in a perfect little happy house! J/k they did too, it was just too early
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Friday, September 12, 2008 7:27:29 AMtwhirl
The Yankees officially suck cock. Cya next April Tuesday, September 09, 2008 12:53:14 AMtwhirl
cockblocked as usual. this country sucks ass, im going to canada or germany asap. also no matter w. the fuck i do, i'll always b cockblo ... Sunday, September 07, 2008 4:07:44 AMtwhirl
Dinner, more never ending training, nap Friday, August 29, 2008 5:33:42 PMtwhirl
This traning needs to like... Stop happening Friday, August 29, 2008 7:22:42 AMtwhirl
3 absolutely hot smokeshows appear across the street in a hot ass car. Since when does that happen and what do they want with the neighbor? Saturday, August 23, 2008 4:36:41 PMtwhirl
I'm sick of the Facebook spam. You are all ignorant, reposting crap. It makes me want to hack just to delete your accounts... Wednesday, August 20, 2008 12:51:14 PMTwitter Web Client
LOL! The principal and secretary singing an out of tune happy birthday to the head custodian over the building PA was hysterical. Tuesday, August 19, 2008 8:50:59 AMTwitter Web Client
Great. Verizon's DNS servers took a shit again. I have internet sbut can't resolve names. This happened 4 times this summer. Unacceptable Thursday, August 07, 2008 4:41:50 PMtwhirl
I am sick of hearing about Brett Favre. He's a psycho with this crap. Go away and make up your mind. Wednesday, August 06, 2008 12:33:41 PMTwitter Web Client
@thomaswood What I was saying was, it wasn't Willies fault the Mets sucked and did better after he left. We'll see what happens :P
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Saturday, August 02, 2008 8:04:32 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck the Mets. The Yankees and their fans appreciate Willie Randolph. What an ovation he got! Saturday, August 02, 2008 2:43:22 PMtwhirl
I'm not happy until you're not happy Tuesday, July 29, 2008 2:53:19 AMtwhirl
Stole some asbestos warning tape and it will help add to the townhouse decor Monday, July 28, 2008 12:54:26 PMTwitter Web Client
yay for twitter wiping all my followees and followers. I guess they had to wipe the database to fix the bug where people wouldnt disappear Thursday, July 24, 2008 2:25:04 AMtwhirl
Home. Mass twitter update for the night: Dinner, Yankee game, mad paperwork, unpacking, then work the next day Monday, July 21, 2008 7:03:56 PMtwhirl
Apple is a piece of shit. I specifically checked "do not install Apple updater" and it does anyway. Thursday, July 10, 2008 1:07:11 PMtwhirl
Is it bad if my piss smells like beer? (I apologize to you ppl who stalk my Twitter.. TMI) Sunday, July 06, 2008 12:12:41 PMtwhirl
Facebook damage repaired. Somone keep me off facebook when that hapens. Jeeeeeez Sunday, July 06, 2008 10:07:18 AMtwhirl
Just fixed my weather radar grabber program. It now centers on the right location and starts with a roadmap, not the overhead satellite view Saturday, July 05, 2008 1:41:56 PMtwhirl
Bad news for ya. After a more careful, further analysis of that thing, I strongly disapprove. What next/ how do I handle this issue? Friday, July 04, 2008 11:22:57 PMtwhirl
My grandpa just called a laptop a clapboard Friday, July 04, 2008 6:14:26 PMtwhirl

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