1774 results for AP — page 7 of 18, showing 601–700
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Cuncel da Chapman Friday, August 18, 2017 11:07:17 PMTwitter for Android
You guys. It's gonna happen tonight. I'm gonna get really drunk and play bananaphone on the jukebox at the bar Thursday, August 17, 2017 6:40:14 PMTwitter for Android
Joe how about ya leave my boy @DRob30 in. Ya overanalyze the stats and go by the book and you'll get Chapman blowing another one Monday, August 14, 2017 9:51:25 PMTwitter for Android
Hey @verizonfios @verizonsupport How badly are you shaping Zoom conference call traffic? I'm getting 85MBPS up/down and it's robotic Monday, August 14, 2017 3:09:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Yo @waze love your app, but it's buggy af on Android. I had to force close it 5 times and restart the nav because it kept freezing. Wtf: https://t.co/6b0FkQogct Sunday, August 13, 2017 4:45:58 PMTwitter for Android
I had a couple drinks you guys and was singing to my dog and was so happy because she liked it and wagged her tail. Now I'm bawling. Saturday, August 05, 2017 3:30:22 PMTwitter for Android
What will happen first? @MotorolaUS suck it, I'm getting a pixel next. Way to keep your shit updated assholes Sunday, July 16, 2017 2:17:48 AMTwitter for Android
I'm concerned about the abundance of snap hotdogs and dick convos being had this weekend. Saturday, July 15, 2017 10:18:23 AMTwitter for Android
I don't even know how to get the snap hotdog because I'm an old millennial. IDK how that shit works https://t.co/Bg2wBZnRjN Thursday, July 13, 2017 11:14:57 PMTwitter for Android
The snap hotdog fucks Thursday, July 13, 2017 11:11:40 PMTwitter for Android
Sometimes you get a shitty shuffle that stinks! Not today. The MTA could shut down and I'd still be happy! https://t.co/c5Z7zqrCz7 Wednesday, July 12, 2017 6:17:35 PMTwitter for Android
Yankees are cunceled as long as Joe keeps putting Clippard out there. Absolutely disgusting watching this team collapse Saturday, July 08, 2017 1:54:01 AMTwitter for Android
@RMerlinDev You ever see SSH and httpd hang on the 87u? I can't SSH or use the WebUI unless I power cycle. Happened to me in older versions https://t.co/G5oiUeAwqk Tuesday, June 27, 2017 10:38:51 PMTwitter Web Client
Trying this again. Apparently, it's as simple as adding tweet_mode=extended to the statuses/show.json endpoint. test test la la la la la la https://t.co/sQp8NEJjan Saturday, June 24, 2017 1:23:52 AMTwitter Web Client
This is a test of a very long tweet (near 140 characters) and a photo. Testing my twitter app, which can't handle new features they added.. https://t.co/p1JhxS8t8w Saturday, June 24, 2017 12:55:54 AMTwitter Web Client
Got another groomsman rapping biggie over sublime beats for the win. Shit's turnt Saturday, May 27, 2017 2:20:05 AMTwitter for Android
Fuckin iOS has no notion of a file system. How am I supposed to back up the video of me shirtless screaming temple of the dog from snapchat? Monday, May 22, 2017 1:15:32 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu Oh jeez. That may be happening this July
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Sunday, May 14, 2017 7:49:45 PMTwitter for Android
Yo @Qualcomm... Why can't you fuckers make your yearly flagship chip better than last years Apple's processor? This is why Androids all suck https://t.co/UuFEwGYBkI Saturday, May 13, 2017 2:16:32 AMTwitter for Android
How about CNN stealing ideas off my old tweets about old millennials not knowing how to use Snapchat? https://t.co/67kzn0Als5 #oldmillennial https://t.co/wdpaMcDmB8 Tuesday, May 09, 2017 10:08:47 AMTwitter Web Client
Happy Friday to ya from a guy who has no idea where he is - Joe Cocker's keyboard dude live at the Fillmore East in 1970. https://t.co/Bu6rhFLfgI Friday, May 05, 2017 9:58:09 AMTwitter Web Client
"Waterfront hub with regional flights" is way to fancy of a description for this fuckin abomination @googlemaps https://t.co/mpLrq0t2C9 Saturday, April 22, 2017 3:57:25 AMTwitter for Android
My work laptop was completely fine, then I come into the office and they apply BULLSHIT GPOs which crippled half of my shit. #cunts Thursday, April 20, 2017 9:13:35 AMTwitter Web Client
What the shit is this @Fitbit... Android app update and firmware update, now notifications are broken and the app refuses to force stop Monday, April 17, 2017 1:43:12 AMTwitter for Android
Hey @Google Keep... Way to not have undo type in your app so when I accidentally delete text, there's no way to get it back. Wizzeak Monday, April 10, 2017 8:47:17 PMTwitter for Android
only in fuckin eastchester do you have landscapers that uses 5 leaf blowers at a time. shut the fuck up outside. trying to sleep Saturday, April 01, 2017 3:46:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Amazing how ignorant these people are saying this shit is safe. Enjoy your cancer https://t.co/yfApxyLRDB Thursday, March 30, 2017 8:13:30 PMTwitter Web Client
Always a bad sign waking up on Vinny's couch not knowing what the actual fuck happened Thursday, March 30, 2017 8:08:25 AMTwitter Web Client
What the actual fuck happened last night? Thursday, March 30, 2017 8:03:34 AMTwitter Web Client
Nah son. Someone set the background color to black and deleted a circle shape in MS Paint https://t.co/PzkhT9wrUt Tuesday, March 28, 2017 10:19:04 PMTwitter for Android
This is fucking stupid. So if the tablet/laptop is a timebomb, it'll be safer in the checked area than the cabin? https://t.co/2MUqILasvc Tuesday, March 21, 2017 9:31:27 AMTwitter Web Client
We need to got back to the days where Will Smith is rapping about CD Roms again Friday, March 17, 2017 10:24:30 AMTwitter Web Client
Always get the worst fomo when I day drink, take a nap, and sleep through the part 2 rally Sunday, March 05, 2017 1:38:48 AMTwitter for Android
CTO just freaked the fuck out on me because I had our app offline during the entire PLANNED maintenance window and not just a part of it Monday, February 13, 2017 11:03:38 AMTwitter Web Client
I was blackout by 4 pm yesterday and apparently was telling everyone I was drinking a "vodka soda splash of tequila" Sunday, February 12, 2017 11:45:17 AMTwitter for Android
🎵Could you look me in the eyeeee.... And tell me that you're happy now🎵 Sunday, January 29, 2017 4:13:30 AMTwitter for Android
My wedding photographer is chillin with us tonight. She's a hotter, less hood version of our HR office girl Saturday, January 28, 2017 9:47:44 PMTwitter for Android
Apologies to my Twitter followers for angry NYC tweets or no tweets (when I'm happy) we need more silly shit Saturday, January 28, 2017 9:00:37 PMTwitter for Android
@BofA_Help appreciate it!
In reply to @BofA_Help's tweet
Thursday, January 26, 2017 5:48:35 PMTwitter for Android
Work laptop battery died and don't have my brick. Didn't finish 9am presentation </welp> Thursday, January 26, 2017 1:40:47 AMTwitter for Android
We're all the same shit: https://t.co/CjWSuvRAPe Friday, January 13, 2017 12:19:15 AMTwitter for Android
You're rapping about homosexuals and Vicodin. I can't sell this shit. https://t.co/wGr8NGzJai Thursday, January 12, 2017 9:22:05 PMTwitter for Android
You know why Dre's record was so successful? He's rapping about big screen TVs, blunts, 40s & bitches. Thursday, January 12, 2017 9:21:27 PMTwitter for Android
This crazy Japanese dude just spent $632,000 on a tuna fish. Comes out to $1356/lb to break even. Flat out nuts https://t.co/tU4f9zl4uB Thursday, January 05, 2017 2:47:06 PMTwitter Web Client
Couple hours before midnight and I'm like wastey. Dafuq did that happen? Saturday, December 31, 2016 9:48:33 PMTwitter for Android
Happy winter solstice! ⛄ Wednesday, December 21, 2016 5:45:15 AMIFTTT
The railroad telling me to refrain from inappropriate language is hysterical. Y you pay some poor soul to answer social media at 10? Monday, December 19, 2016 10:17:36 PMTwitter for Android
RT @MetroNorth: @portfolioso As a reminder, this is a public site and we ask all users to refrain from inappropriate language. Monday, December 19, 2016 10:12:55 PMTwitter for Android
@MetroNorth Apologies. My Twitter is a satire account and is marked as possibly inappropriate.
In reply to @MetroNorth's tweet
Monday, December 19, 2016 10:10:53 PMTwitter for Android
@KFCBarstool fuck you Clancy. iPhones are for saps
In reply to @KFCBarstool's tweet
Saturday, December 17, 2016 9:26:03 PMTwitter for Android
Just broke a glass at the bar. Swear to God that never happens Tuesday, December 13, 2016 12:07:44 AMTwitter for Android
Happy Monday @MetroNorth running like delays and shit as per usual #cunts Monday, December 12, 2016 8:34:55 AMTwitter for Android
@timehop should fix the UI in the Android app when there's no network but the carrier still reports 4G. Looks absolutely vile. Be better https://t.co/Hkc7ZXFZQK Monday, December 12, 2016 8:24:16 AMTwitter for Android
Hey, @googlephotos. Pretty buggy UX on the Android app. How can I get in touch with someone about my issues? https://t.co/YjMP6KifYH Monday, December 12, 2016 1:10:20 AMTwitter for Android
Yo @MetroNorth fix ya crappy 90s looking website and make your schedules work https://t.co/Hpzl0Ay72v Wednesday, December 07, 2016 12:34:36 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu Scrape all the data and make a visualization
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Friday, December 02, 2016 11:29:56 AMTwitter Web Client
"I made my family disappear!" -Kevin McCallister Sunday, November 27, 2016 9:40:13 PMTwitter for Android
Gotta love Westchester. Will you landscapers shut the fuck up at 9:45 am the day after Thanksgiving? Trying to sleep in here Friday, November 25, 2016 9:43:09 AMTwitter for Android
This miserab disapproves of everything I do. Eh. Whatever. People's opinions are their problem. I'm more than thankful and happy Thursday, November 24, 2016 10:57:33 PMTwitter for Android
Stop installing this shit on my laptop via policy to eat my CPU cycles https://t.co/CVOAoa2iZG Wednesday, November 23, 2016 10:22:10 AMTwitter Web Client
It's 2016. If you still use a SOAP API, you're an asshole. Fuckin shit is so clunky and repetitive it's not even funny Tuesday, November 08, 2016 4:50:19 PMTwitter Web Client
What kind of dumb bitch pages the oncall for an incident that happened and fixed itself an hour ago? Saturday, October 22, 2016 6:54:55 AMTwitter for Android
Absolute horseshit on this article. Ain't no way Manhattan, Jersey City & Brooklyn are happy places to work: https://t.co/pes3sygRxo Tuesday, October 11, 2016 12:07:41 PMTwitter Web Client
Picked the wrong week to come into the office. The pen testers are here and will discover all my bullshit I have on my work laptop. Monday, October 10, 2016 5:10:34 PMTwitter Web Client
Columbus day: A day to celebrate an Italian dude working for Spain who raped and murdered Native Americans Monday, October 10, 2016 1:00:54 PMTwitter Web Client
This flight attendant is mad rachet about airplane mode and checking seatbelts. Legit woke someone up with a bag in her lap to check. Saturday, September 17, 2016 3:22:59 PMTwitter for Android
Motorola killed the headphone jack on the Moto Z a couple weeks before Apple did, but obviously it's only a big deal when Apple does it. Wednesday, September 07, 2016 10:38:12 PMTwitter for Android
These clouds are fucking up my view of Venus and Jupiter overlapping https://t.co/C3zecoKHTN Saturday, August 27, 2016 7:53:04 PMTwitter for Android
It's convoluted how Azure VMs are backed up or snapshotted. Holy Christ. Monday, August 22, 2016 2:00:27 AMTwitter Web Client
I apologize in advance for my tweets later tonight #sorrynotsorry Friday, August 19, 2016 3:20:52 PMTwitter Web Client
My desk has empty solo cups on it and is sticky. Wanted to grab a coffee. There's no milk in the fridge but there's Colt 45. Happy Monday Monday, August 15, 2016 9:51:31 AMTwitter Web Client
I want to watch the meteor shower but it's cloudy and thunderstorming. This always happens. Friday, August 12, 2016 12:16:34 AMTwitter Web Client
Still have no internet since Thursday. Thanks Time Warner. Promised me a call two days in a row from a supervisor. Never happened. Sunday, July 31, 2016 11:10:27 PMTwitter for Android
I am going absolutely apeshit on this poor phone tech Friday, July 29, 2016 6:55:34 PMTwitter for Android
@TWC_NYNJ 2 hours and you can't even get a modem activated. Swapped out my modem because it stopped working after your outage yesterday. F- Friday, July 29, 2016 12:51:22 PMTwitter for Android
At the Guns N Roses concert. Just played Civil War. Which is what'll happen to America if Trump wins Saturday, July 23, 2016 11:17:51 PMTwitter for Android
Wait a sec. I never actually authorized Niantic to my Google account and I don't see it listed as having access under connected apps DAFUQ Monday, July 11, 2016 6:56:32 PMTwitter for Android
"Forced to buy more storage they'll never use?" Idiotic. You can fill up 16GB in 2 seconds. I agree with Apple https://t.co/MwVgFL4Kph Sunday, July 10, 2016 2:52:53 PMTwitter Web Client
See here's the thing. 100% of airport workers in the Bahamas are the happiest people alive. 100% of airport workers in JFK or LGA are cunts Saturday, July 02, 2016 3:01:44 PMTwitter for Android
Some player has to invent a better WiFi standard where you can hop between APs like cell towers. Because it's horrid https://t.co/lkzxmeseh9 Thursday, June 30, 2016 9:45:54 PMTwitter for Android
Snapchat has a horse shit UI. Kids of tomorrow are gonna create apps like this? We're fucked. Tuesday, June 21, 2016 10:00:32 PMTwitter for Android
Happy summer solstice full moon day! Monday, June 20, 2016 8:44:16 PMTwitter for Android
Really happy Cleveland's got more than this going for them now: https://t.co/slSg2u3hmO Monday, June 20, 2016 1:04:20 AMTwitter for Android
Pluto's tight, son https://t.co/8obW8qnFAP Friday, May 27, 2016 2:44:06 PMTwitter Web Client
Happy Friyay Friday, May 27, 2016 8:44:27 AMTwitter for Android
RT @PeruvianPrncs: Help! What's a filter on Snapchat? How do I engage our clients on it? #oldmillenial #pdxdms Thursday, May 26, 2016 12:32:20 AMTwitter for Android
Is there any way to see what I just Snapchated? Because I'm pretty sure I won't remember this in the am or 5 mins from now... #oldmillenial Wednesday, May 25, 2016 10:36:37 PMTwitter for Android
I don't understand how the Snapchat works. #oldmillenial Wednesday, May 25, 2016 10:25:58 PMTwitter for Android
I just tried to photo bomb a Snapchat and got crossed out before being sent. Little #butthurt Wednesday, May 25, 2016 10:23:26 PMTwitter for Android
Yo @twitter. Fix the bug in your Android app where scrolling through multiple pics in one tweet lags the shit out of my phone Wednesday, May 25, 2016 9:26:34 PMTwitter for Android
Happy Monday, cunts #thefuckingsubway Monday, May 09, 2016 9:24:10 AMTwitter for Android
Oh for fuck's sake. Just found out that one of our apps has a different version of redis on the master than the slave. Friday, May 06, 2016 11:49:20 AMTwitter Web Client
Damn auto inserting tracking hashtags from my app I forgot to delete.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, April 28, 2016 2:33:33 AMTwitter for Android
Because I'm a nostalgic degenerate, just ordered a Bud Light bottle at the bar because it reminded me of the Grape Thursday, April 28, 2016 2:06:28 AMTwitter for Android
The NYC subway is so bad, my hashtag #thefuckingsubway crashes my Twitter app on Android. Tuesday, April 26, 2016 9:09:05 AMTwitter for Android
What kind of stupid fuckin system doesn't show you a summary of your appointment time on the thank you screen after you schedule something? Tuesday, April 26, 2016 1:08:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Happy Monday! #YOLO https://t.co/jf6AdbCOKn Monday, April 25, 2016 9:12:12 AMTwitter for Android
THUNDER ROADDDDDD (@ Irish American - @theiapub in New York, NY) https://t.co/oW79fxy1SN https://t.co/Kj2e7BqjVt Thursday, April 07, 2016 8:41:41 PMFoursquare
Happy Opening Day (Take 2)! Tuesday, April 05, 2016 1:02:55 PMTwitter Web Client
I appreciate how Ahmed had to check my baggage claim ticket before letting me leave LaGuardia with my bags #highsecurity #OnlyInNewYork Monday, March 28, 2016 10:18:36 PMTwitter for Android