1843 results for AP — page 7 of 19, showing 601–700
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Let's talk about how nom Pocky is. God bless the Japanese Sunday, June 16, 2019 9:22:39 PMTwitter for Android
@AEPOhio Thx, reported it through the app, so we're all good. Just ranting because it's been very unreliable lately. We just had a 4 hour outage last week
In reply to @AEPOhio's tweet
Thursday, June 13, 2019 1:37:01 PMTwitter for Android
@owletbabycare I've worked in tech for the past 10 years. Whose idea was it to create a second Android app that requires re-registering for a new account? You couldn't use the same authentication and upgrade the original app? This is bananas!

PS - The smart sock is awesome 		Monday, June 10, 2019 11:59:29 PMTwitter Web App
The dumb @EPA idiots are at it again. The fucking corn lobby... Ethanol has a lower energy content, so even if the gas is cheaper, you'd just burn it quicker... And it increases smog. Air pollution causes heart disease, cunts.

https://t.co/2eBZvK6QrO 		Saturday, June 01, 2019 2:24:54 AMTwitter for Android
@Android @roselaprairie When I buy the Pixel 4, I expect for this to not cause performance degredation
In reply to @Android's tweet
Tuesday, May 28, 2019 6:04:08 PMTwitter Web Client
@NYCTSubway @MetroNorth Not the subway. Most of the Metro North tracks on the east side of GCT (16-20). It doesn't appear dirtier than normal. It just has a generic smell of garbage. For the past few days.
In reply to @NYCTSubway's tweet
Wednesday, May 15, 2019 8:07:55 PMTwitter for Android
Must be a slow news day for this goddamn tabloid of a paper https://t.co/yd3pQfk6ti Tuesday, May 14, 2019 2:23:07 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ, @MikeDeWine. You're going to force this this poor 11 year old rape victim to give birth to this rapist piece of shit's child? Deny her of a proper childhood and teen years because some shithead raped her against her will? Get the Fuck lost

https://t.co/uifIcrkjkc 		Monday, May 13, 2019 10:47:06 PMTwitter for Android
"the benefits that glyphosate confers to growers outweigh the geographically limited risks to non-target organisms."

Translation: It'll give tons of people cancer but we don't give a shit. We don't care about human lives and would rather yield healthier crops"
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, May 01, 2019 3:00:49 AMTwitter for Android
Wow, this fuckin guy really let himself go. Aged like shit in just 5 years. Guess this is what happens when you're a terrorist asshole living in a cave in some shithole https://t.co/FxqzCkxpWu Monday, April 29, 2019 5:56:08 PMTwitter Web Client
Also what I do at 2am on Sunday morning: Fixed the meta viewport issue so https://t.co/5oYiOpMTZe's graphic is not microscopic on mobile devices Sunday, April 28, 2019 2:10:21 AMTwitter Web Client
Maybe I'm being a cynical Yankee fan over here... I should be happy we're up 6-5 after bitching all night but all I can think of is "which bullpen asshole is going to blow the save?" Thursday, April 25, 2019 1:21:44 AMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ, Chapman... This can never be easy, can it? You're giving me agita over here Tuesday, April 23, 2019 1:47:08 AMTwitter for Android
@Andrew_Hopper @SamsungMobile @SamsungHelpUK @Samsung @PaulOBrien @AndroidAuth @androidcentral @verge @UnboxTherapy @MKBHD This is so damn stupid. It's more ergonomic to have the reader on the back of the phone and to use your index finger. Very poor design to have the sensor show up in bright sunlight and screen protectors can obscure it.

@madebygoogle: don't you ever pull this crap with the Pixels
In reply to @Andrew_Hopper's tweet
Friday, March 22, 2019 1:52:44 PMTwitter Web App
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Protip: Don't feed dog dark leafy, stringy, greens... You will end up pulling it out of their butt because said leaf gets stuck 		Tuesday, March 19, 2019 2:41:59 PMTwitter for Android
@VZWSupport When is RCS coming to more phones? Why is this exclusive to the Pixel 3? Pixel 2 is just as capable to support RCS

Chat features in the Messages app | Verizon Wireless - https://t.co/bYn4VzHf90 		Thursday, February 28, 2019 1:00:04 PMTwitter Web Client
So let me get this straight... took a $5,500 portfolio devaluation due to a shitty 2018 stock market, but because I didn't sell any of it and made $1,000 in dividends and capital gains, I owe the ASSHOLE government $300 extra in income tax... Thursday, February 14, 2019 1:39:45 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Seven "Affordable" Apartments Available in Astoria: 1BR Start at $2,000/Month https://t.co/AZL1ndHb1S Sunday, February 03, 2019 10:06:39 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Hey @AjitPaiFCC: you're a goddamn asshole

Sorry, Ajit: Comcast lowered cable investment despite net neutrality repeal https://t.co/dap1ha1NYH 		Saturday, January 26, 2019 10:35:59 PMTwitter for Android
My company takes so goddamn long to approve my travel that the flights go up $200 by the time I'm able to book it

Fucking morons. Their inefficiency costs them 		Sunday, January 06, 2019 2:22:38 AMTwitter Web Client
@Dlink IFTTT and Google Home cannot control my smart plug right now. Only the official app can. Is something down? Monday, December 31, 2018 6:10:36 PMTwitter Web Client
EPA: "How dare they appoint this Nancy Pelosi liberal to give us shit for how we're hurting everyone by allowing more pollution!"

https://t.co/WR9xqfujQ6 		Monday, December 31, 2018 3:22:09 AMTwitter Web Client
Google AI is whack. What part of wishing each other Merry Christmas warrants a happy birthday reply? Frosty? https://t.co/80WH3u5jmV Tuesday, December 25, 2018 12:15:32 AMTwitter for Android
Hey @netflix how do I turn this crap off? https://t.co/F3Gf42uSKA Saturday, December 15, 2018 11:02:16 PMTwitter for Android
@Twitter Will you cut this out and restore my full account functionality? It's not automated. I'm trying to tell these dumb representatives to restore Net Neutrality. I've already solved a captcha https://t.co/Ndh1MAcVMX Wednesday, December 12, 2018 11:07:37 AMTwitter Web Client
@RMerlinDev Do you think this will be Asus' new flagship, like the 68u and 86u? I have an 87u and it is very apparent they don't care about updating it to 384. I want to get a model where they actively develop the firmware for it for years
In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet
Sunday, November 25, 2018 3:37:24 PMTwitter for Android
A very disappointed āŒichigan fan just walked out of the spa and his voice sounded like they cancelled Christmas Saturday, November 24, 2018 3:16:48 PMTwitter for Android
Please explain to me why Excel 2019 has references to Internet Explorer 3 and Netscape Navigator. It's 2018. Are we just recycling the same code from the office 95 days? Are you SERIOUS @msexcel https://t.co/wYsObPgjwR Friday, November 16, 2018 7:18:13 AMTwitter Web Client
Keep it up and I quit. I'm going to move to the backwoods and give up all modern technology. Just disappear off the radar and become a lumberjack in Alaska like fuckin Dexter (what a garbage ending btw)
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, October 29, 2018 1:37:47 AMTwitter for Android
@nypost Jesus Christ with this clickbait headline you tabloid assed paper. Respect the man and put his name in the headline, y'all made it sound like Sterling kicked it!
In reply to @nypost's tweet
Tuesday, October 23, 2018 11:32:06 PMTwitter for Android
@Ask_Spectrum There's literally nothing you can do. After multiple escalations, 70+MBPS is seen as acceptable service. I had a tech out and everything with the signal and modem are fine. I just have to accept the fact that you're capping out at 85MBPS probably to conserve bandwidth
In reply to @Ask_Spectrum's tweet
Wednesday, October 17, 2018 10:13:02 AMTwitter Web Client
Apparently, anything 70-100 MBPS is considered normal. Meanwhile, they offer 300MBPS service, so what the actual fuck. This goes to show me @Ask_Spectrum is specifically limiting the speed to 85 MBPS to save bandwidth.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, October 17, 2018 9:59:45 AMTwitter Web Client
@jiaaro At least there are no data caps. Although I find it laughable that they advertise 100mbps and even after fixing my signal issues, changing splitters and rewiring things at the tap, the best they can do is 85-90MBPS.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, October 15, 2018 11:05:32 AMTwitter Web Client
How 'bout those poor @ElementTVs workers in SC losing their jobs because of Trump's tariffs? Guess they better apply for some of those clean coal jobs!

https://t.co/mwxER4H9QL 		Saturday, August 25, 2018 12:44:35 AMTwitter for Android
When I find the motherfucker who stole my gas tank cap, I'm going to be plugging their asshole shut with it Tuesday, August 21, 2018 10:47:17 PMTwitter for Android
Y'all. There are too many absurd things happing in the world right now for me to satirize on here. I can't vanish from the Twitterverse now. Cuncel my Twitter leave. Friday, August 17, 2018 1:34:02 AMTwitter for Android
@AzureSupport @Azure Appreciate the reply. This is my complaint/parody account. I'll open up a real ticket and be professional about it.
In reply to @AzureSupport's tweet
Tuesday, August 07, 2018 12:41:50 AMTwitter for Android
Why does the API return an exception when doing a get on the default APIM policy? Like what the fuck. But if I save an XML comment in the portal, then the GET returns properly. Fuckoutthea @Azure
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, August 07, 2018 12:17:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Microsoft's REST API to manage their Azure API Management service, is SO convoluted, even using Microsoft's powershell.

Fuckssake what a piece of shit. 		Tuesday, August 07, 2018 12:15:37 AMTwitter Web Client
Everyone knows what happened in 1929 tho amirite?

https://t.co/Klsm6fU2zt 		Thursday, July 19, 2018 11:28:05 AMTwitter for Android
How is it that Google gets sued for forcing its Google Apps stack on anyone with an Android when Apple does the SAME thing. They preinstall Safari, their mail app, their calendar app, photos, etc Wednesday, July 18, 2018 12:38:25 PMTwitter Web Client
I was looking at a tweet of dude ripping on Russian politics and then my Twitter app crashed. Tuesday, July 17, 2018 1:28:47 AMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ. I take ONE Friday off and my team manages to break the entire build system and also deployed an old version of one of our apps because they didn't git pull before making changes. Monday, July 16, 2018 10:09:43 AMTwitter Web Client
Lol.. this dude played like 10 games total and spent the other 12 years on the DL https://t.co/tUItPiRwap Monday, June 25, 2018 9:27:26 PMTwitter for Android
Flat Earthers: How do you explain airplanes very far in the distance that leave vapor trails traveling straight up or down? Tuesday, June 19, 2018 1:37:53 PMTwitter Web Client
The NY Post is trying to take credit for this? Get real. Everyone knows the J/Z LES stations are dilapidated shitholes

https://t.co/hYMXywn6CF 		Saturday, May 26, 2018 1:06:53 AMTwitter for Android
Just wanted to point out... Eric Clapton's solo, acoustic-ish version of Layla is šŸ”„flames Thursday, May 17, 2018 6:04:44 PMTwitter for Android
The Slack Windows 10 app is a piece of shit Wednesday, May 16, 2018 12:48:54 PMTwitter Web Client
Why in the world is the My Verizon Android app 166 MB? To show a couple of dashboards and do basic account management? Gmail and Chrome apps are less than 10MB @VZWNow https://t.co/4zjb4d9k4z Tuesday, May 08, 2018 12:48:04 PMTwitter for Android
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Pellentesque interdum rutrum sodales. Nullam mattis fermentum libero, non volutpat.

Anything after that is > 140 chrs and I'm testing their tweet_mode=extended on user_timeline.json API 		Tuesday, April 10, 2018 4:58:14 PMTwitter Web Client
See, in my older age, idgaf as much about drinking, but they don't have Papaya Dog or dollar pizza in Ohio doe. So jussayin. #getnycfoodinmybelly Monday, April 02, 2018 10:29:59 PMTwitter for Android
You guys! I heard that @VP has a gay bunny and I could not be happier for him! Friday, March 23, 2018 10:11:19 PMTwitter for Android
See, this is why Giuliani had them killed instead. It prevented this entire mess from happening in the first place: https://t.co/WfkiLg0vG7 Friday, March 09, 2018 12:21:28 AMTwitter for Android
Yo @APrecourt you greedy sellout jagoff. #savethecrew
https://t.co/ricSPPUmHi 		Tuesday, February 27, 2018 10:00:50 PMTwitter for Android
Hey @kristinegWP... Why is your article on the kid getting bitten by a dog so biased? You made it sound like it was an unprovoked attack, but left out the fact that the owner warned the kid not to approach the dog Friday, February 23, 2018 3:39:42 AMTwitter Web Client
@AjitPaiFCC @MIC_JAPAN @kb2474 Hey shithead. Japan's internet is better than ours you shill ass bitch. You ruined it
In reply to @AjitPaiFCC's tweet
Friday, January 05, 2018 12:25:05 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: If you take out a mortgage to buy Bitcoin, you're a certified moron and deserve to lose it all https://t.co/VWlpW4LsAP Tuesday, December 12, 2017 12:01:27 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: tst https://t.co/q88aPMkMsF Tuesday, November 21, 2017 3:50:57 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
At a Van Morrison show and that player is dapper af. Sparkly striped suit and green bowtie. F'in a! Thursday, September 14, 2017 9:21:11 PMTwitter for Android
Wifey's just a tad salty because the pup would rather snuggle on my lap instead of hers. Tuesday, September 05, 2017 10:22:25 PMTwitter for Android
OK, I figured out how to get the Cast screen back. Have to do three things after turning the TV on though. WITH THE APP (need new remote) Thursday, August 31, 2017 1:51:19 AMTwitter Web Client
@VIZIO Let alone, ruined perfectly good Google Cast integration with their own built in apps and ads BULLSHIT. He @VIZIO, eat a dick
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, August 31, 2017 1:22:26 AMTwitter Web Client
Happy Monday. I roll out of bed to do a maintenance and it puts me in an instantly foul mood. Monday, August 28, 2017 9:11:50 AMTwitter Web Client
Jesus Christ, Chapman. Send him to the sun Friday, August 25, 2017 10:47:31 PMTwitter for Android
Hey @SIRIUSXM: y'all players need to optimize your Windows Store app. By no means should an audio stream use 30% of my CPU and 350 MB of RAM https://t.co/zVGJLYv2uA Friday, August 25, 2017 1:38:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Work laptop at 100% CPU. After removing all the shit antivirus and IT management spyware they put on my computer, it is running just fine. Friday, August 25, 2017 10:57:22 AMTwitter Web Client
Hey @moto @lenovo your inept assed Moto X 2015 can't even run the fuckin @Uber app without freezing. Cunts https://t.co/xDTZVM67Ga Saturday, August 19, 2017 12:16:28 AMTwitter for Android
I just bumped into this old hag barback by accident in Portland Maine and I apologized and she still flipped me off. Saturday, August 19, 2017 12:02:29 AMTwitter for Android
Put Chapman on suicide watch Friday, August 18, 2017 11:23:34 PMTwitter for Android
Cuncel da Chapman Friday, August 18, 2017 11:07:17 PMTwitter for Android
You guys. It's gonna happen tonight. I'm gonna get really drunk and play bananaphone on the jukebox at the bar Thursday, August 17, 2017 6:40:14 PMTwitter for Android
Joe how about ya leave my boy @DRob30 in. Ya overanalyze the stats and go by the book and you'll get Chapman blowing another one Monday, August 14, 2017 9:51:25 PMTwitter for Android
Hey @verizonfios @verizonsupport How badly are you shaping Zoom conference call traffic? I'm getting 85MBPS up/down and it's robotic Monday, August 14, 2017 3:09:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Yo @waze love your app, but it's buggy af on Android. I had to force close it 5 times and restart the nav because it kept freezing. Wtf: https://t.co/6b0FkQogct Sunday, August 13, 2017 4:45:58 PMTwitter for Android
I had a couple drinks you guys and was singing to my dog and was so happy because she liked it and wagged her tail. Now I'm bawling. Saturday, August 05, 2017 3:30:22 PMTwitter for Android
What will happen first? @MotorolaUS suck it, I'm getting a pixel next. Way to keep your shit updated assholes Sunday, July 16, 2017 2:17:48 AMTwitter for Android
I'm concerned about the abundance of snap hotdogs and dick convos being had this weekend. Saturday, July 15, 2017 10:18:23 AMTwitter for Android
I don't even know how to get the snap hotdog because I'm an old millennial. IDK how that shit works https://t.co/Bg2wBZnRjN Thursday, July 13, 2017 11:14:57 PMTwitter for Android
The snap hotdog fucks Thursday, July 13, 2017 11:11:40 PMTwitter for Android
Sometimes you get a shitty shuffle that stinks! Not today. The MTA could shut down and I'd still be happy! https://t.co/c5Z7zqrCz7 Wednesday, July 12, 2017 6:17:35 PMTwitter for Android
Yankees are cunceled as long as Joe keeps putting Clippard out there. Absolutely disgusting watching this team collapse Saturday, July 08, 2017 1:54:01 AMTwitter for Android
@RMerlinDev You ever see SSH and httpd hang on the 87u? I can't SSH or use the WebUI unless I power cycle. Happened to me in older versions https://t.co/G5oiUeAwqk Tuesday, June 27, 2017 10:38:51 PMTwitter Web Client
Trying this again. Apparently, it's as simple as adding tweet_mode=extended to the statuses/show.json endpoint. test test la la la la la la https://t.co/sQp8NEJjan Saturday, June 24, 2017 1:23:52 AMTwitter Web Client
This is a test of a very long tweet (near 140 characters) and a photo. Testing my twitter app, which can't handle new features they added.. https://t.co/p1JhxS8t8w Saturday, June 24, 2017 12:55:54 AMTwitter Web Client
Got another groomsman rapping biggie over sublime beats for the win. Shit's turnt Saturday, May 27, 2017 2:20:05 AMTwitter for Android
Fuckin iOS has no notion of a file system. How am I supposed to back up the video of me shirtless screaming temple of the dog from snapchat? Monday, May 22, 2017 1:15:32 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu Oh jeez. That may be happening this July
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Sunday, May 14, 2017 7:49:45 PMTwitter for Android
Yo @Qualcomm... Why can't you fuckers make your yearly flagship chip better than last years Apple's processor? This is why Androids all suck https://t.co/UuFEwGYBkI Saturday, May 13, 2017 2:16:32 AMTwitter for Android
How about CNN stealing ideas off my old tweets about old millennials not knowing how to use Snapchat? https://t.co/67kzn0Als5 #oldmillennial https://t.co/wdpaMcDmB8 Tuesday, May 09, 2017 10:08:47 AMTwitter Web Client
Happy Friday to ya from a guy who has no idea where he is - Joe Cocker's keyboard dude live at the Fillmore East in 1970. https://t.co/Bu6rhFLfgI Friday, May 05, 2017 9:58:09 AMTwitter Web Client
"Waterfront hub with regional flights" is way to fancy of a description for this fuckin abomination @googlemaps https://t.co/mpLrq0t2C9 Saturday, April 22, 2017 3:57:25 AMTwitter for Android
My work laptop was completely fine, then I come into the office and they apply BULLSHIT GPOs which crippled half of my shit. #cunts Thursday, April 20, 2017 9:13:35 AMTwitter Web Client
What the shit is this @Fitbit... Android app update and firmware update, now notifications are broken and the app refuses to force stop Monday, April 17, 2017 1:43:12 AMTwitter for Android
Hey @Google Keep... Way to not have undo type in your app so when I accidentally delete text, there's no way to get it back. Wizzeak Monday, April 10, 2017 8:47:17 PMTwitter for Android
only in fuckin eastchester do you have landscapers that uses 5 leaf blowers at a time. shut the fuck up outside. trying to sleep Saturday, April 01, 2017 3:46:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Amazing how ignorant these people are saying this shit is safe. Enjoy your cancer https://t.co/yfApxyLRDB Thursday, March 30, 2017 8:13:30 PMTwitter Web Client
Always a bad sign waking up on Vinny's couch not knowing what the actual fuck happened Thursday, March 30, 2017 8:08:25 AMTwitter Web Client
What the actual fuck happened last night? Thursday, March 30, 2017 8:03:34 AMTwitter Web Client
Nah son. Someone set the background color to black and deleted a circle shape in MS Paint https://t.co/PzkhT9wrUt Tuesday, March 28, 2017 10:19:04 PMTwitter for Android
This is fucking stupid. So if the tablet/laptop is a timebomb, it'll be safer in the checked area than the cabin? https://t.co/2MUqILasvc Tuesday, March 21, 2017 9:31:27 AMTwitter Web Client