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23 results for MetroNorth


Tweet Date Source
@MetroNorth @MTA Oh, nice. Thanks. This is what happens when I move away and am out of the loop
In reply to @MetroNorth's tweet
Monday, June 15, 2020 12:48:30 PMTwitter Web App
Love how the @MTA @MetroNorth email defines peak hours until 6PM, but they charge peak fares until 9PM https://t.co/LcMtqggJ7i Monday, June 15, 2020 12:16:23 PMTwitter Web App
@MetroNorth You're aware there's a divot on the right southbound rail, towards the rear (north) at the Scarsdale station, right? Should get that fixed so it doesn't cause wear on the wheels. Sounds like a huge clunk when trains drive over it https://t.co/1jgsZBR8AS Monday, February 24, 2020 9:39:11 PMTwitter Web App
@MetroNorth @MTA whose genius idea was it to cut trains out and run the 8:17 Harlem line train from Scarsdale to Southeast? You know how crowded that is? And if you miss that you need to wait until almost 9

But keep raising the fares and cutting service though. This is fine. 		Thursday, November 14, 2019 11:41:07 PMTwitter for Android
You assholes hiring? @MTA @NYCTSubway @MetroNorth

https://t.co/Zq2xDZ9tii 		Sunday, May 19, 2019 1:39:13 AMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway @MetroNorth Not the subway. Most of the Metro North tracks on the east side of GCT (16-20). It doesn't appear dirtier than normal. It just has a generic smell of garbage. For the past few days.
In reply to @NYCTSubway's tweet
Wednesday, May 15, 2019 8:07:55 PMTwitter for Android
Someone at @mta @MetroNorth care to explain to me why all the Grand Central tracks smell like hot festering, decomposing garbage dumpsters? Goddamn cess pool in here. An embarrassment.

This city is filthy af. 		Wednesday, May 15, 2019 8:00:40 PMTwitter for Android
Hey @MetroNorth these GCT outbound trains are spaced out like absolute shit. You are all idiots. Keep raising those fares and cutting trains though! https://t.co/vugI1uM9Cw Monday, September 24, 2018 11:16:55 PMTwitter for Android
@MetroNorth Good service on the Harlem Line my ass. The 6:36 left at 6:50. Keep raising those fares tho! https://t.co/hnefOZShsl
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, August 03, 2018 7:15:47 PMTwitter for Android
Hey @MetroNorth I'm visiting NY for one goddamn day and you're delayed. Cunts.

I moved away because your infrastructure is fucking garbage. 		Friday, August 03, 2018 6:49:23 PMTwitter for Android
Yo @MetroNorth how about you cuncel Melrose and Tremont. Useless stations. Tell peeps to take the subway there instead. Thursday, April 20, 2017 12:00:00 AMTwitter for Android
RT @MetroNorth: @portfolioso As a reminder, this is a public site and we ask all users to refrain from inappropriate language. Monday, December 19, 2016 10:12:55 PMTwitter for Android
@MetroNorth Apologies. My Twitter is a satire account and is marked as possibly inappropriate.
In reply to @MetroNorth's tweet
Monday, December 19, 2016 10:10:53 PMTwitter for Android
Printed the wrong receipt. How am.I supposed to expense this. Cunts @MetroNorth https://t.co/Uri4Sf66jY Monday, December 19, 2016 9:56:57 PMTwitter for Android
How much you wanna bet I walk out of this MetroNorth shitbox and then the subways running like shit? Monday, December 12, 2016 9:19:20 AMTwitter for Android
Happy Monday @MetroNorth running like delays and shit as per usual #cunts Monday, December 12, 2016 8:34:55 AMTwitter for Android
Yo @MetroNorth fix ya crappy 90s looking website and make your schedules work https://t.co/Hpzl0Ay72v Wednesday, December 07, 2016 12:34:36 PMTwitter Web Client
The @MTA is a piece of shit. Since when do @MetroNorth tickets expire in 2 months? They used to be good for a year. And that $10 refund fee Monday, November 21, 2016 10:58:29 AMTwitter Web Client
1:56 is the last train home? What a pussy assed early time. Suck it @MetroNorth Saturday, October 15, 2016 1:31:33 AMTwitter for Android
Delayed at 125th st because they can't figure out how to close the doors on this fuckin antique piece of shit @MetroNorth train Monday, April 13, 2015 8:07:50 AMTwitter for Android
Give us more than 2 minutes to figure out what track your inferior trains will leave from @GCT @MetroNorth Tuesday, February 17, 2015 6:34:23 PMTwitter for Android
What the fuck is this shit. 10 mins late and the run a train 4 cars short. Shit is packed worse than a subway car #mta #metronorth Monday, December 08, 2014 8:13:26 AMTwitter for Android
MY 8:00 TRAIN JUST SHOWED UP. Why do I pay these incompetents? #MTA #MetroNorth Monday, January 27, 2014 8:14:48 AMTwitter for Android

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