1746 results for AP
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| I'm about to go right the fuck back to Vegas because ever since I got home people have been unappreciative pricks and say I don't give them what they need even though I feel like I already do fuckin almost anything | Monday, December 12, 2022 3:38:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Happy Monday everything sucks | Monday, December 12, 2022 9:52:39 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Dude. I just spent 10 mins making a @youtubemusic playlist on my laptop and the fuckin thing is nowhere to be found on my phone. Nice cloud jagoffs | Saturday, December 03, 2022 12:19:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| If @youtubemusic wants to be relevant, their AI needs to have our end of year summaries out at the same time Spotify does their wrap. Last year, I got mine in February. Do better | Thursday, December 01, 2022 3:39:27 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @SpiritAirlines Oh I appreciate it. Nothing can be done though because you can't control time or make the gate available to deplane. I'm just venting to my 20 followers so no big deal In reply to @SpiritAirlines's tweet | Sunday, November 27, 2022 11:41:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @notshenetworks This shouldn't be a thing anymore. Any company making you type in a password with a TV remote is doing it all wrong. They should be using QR codes or alphanumeric codes that you enter on a phone app/website where we can log into the provider with a password manager In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet | Sunday, November 27, 2022 6:57:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @SpiritAirlines I figured it out but it was all convoluted. Worked okay on the app, and I was trying to do it in the email or on the web version In reply to @SpiritAirlines's tweet | Sunday, November 27, 2022 11:37:43 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Can we just see this fucker pays nothing? When can we just see that? https://t.co/yDaPtPlRJ1 In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, November 26, 2022 11:56:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This thing slaps. If money were no object, I'd grab a bunch https://t.co/9p9Ah8Q9zy | Friday, November 25, 2022 11:43:41 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Why is there no way to list all blocked channels on YouTube kids app? (I have to block utter garbage content) You can only do it by going to the channel in the main YouTube app Again, Google has shit UX across the majority of it's products | Monday, November 21, 2022 9:07:38 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @_sysengineer I read this and actually thought it was Friday and now I'm disappointed In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Thursday, November 10, 2022 10:57:32 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Too bad if you're a woman, LGBTQ, not white or poor. Otherwise you'll be just fine. And it shouldn't have to be like that And this is what happens when the Democrats (also idiots) chose an antique senile dinosaur as if he was the most qualified person to take on Trump In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, November 08, 2022 11:44:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ungrateful prick. I go out of my way to do something nice I usually don't do and there's zero appreciation. Only complaints and bitching. Eat a dick | Wednesday, October 19, 2022 11:50:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Cancel the season. 1) You can't only win on home runs 2) Fuck Chapman for being a bum. Should've gotten rid of him 3) If the Yankees happen to win this, it'll be in 5 all while Houston is well rested | Saturday, October 15, 2022 11:11:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @notshenetworks I always take a screenshot of the QR code (private keys) for any TOTP based auth and store it in KeePass. This way, if I need to move my auth apps, I just rescan the key on a new device. This doesn't work for things that send pushes though In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet | Tuesday, October 04, 2022 7:00:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is fucking appalling https://t.co/gef3KteBmX Instructions on how to bypass security and install an untrustworthy apk on Android that probably collects data. App is a complete joke. It only loads a webview of the mobile site. They don't even hide the URL bar. | Friday, September 23, 2022 3:15:53 AM | Twitter Web App |
| The majority of product owners are morons and most software is shit. I had a fingerprint requirement in my myq garage door app to open it. When I logged out and in, it didn't require a fingerprint anymore. Remember my settings, assholes | Monday, September 19, 2022 9:27:03 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @lockheimer Before working on satellite phones, actually build a phone that doesn't overheat like mad first, and don't use a 1 year old crappy radio in a flagship *cough*Pixel6*Cough* In reply to @lockheimer's tweet | Thursday, September 01, 2022 5:14:13 PM | Twitter Web App |
| RT @motherboard: A 17-year-old girl and her mother have been charged with a series of felonies and misdemeanors after an apparent at-home a… | Wednesday, August 10, 2022 8:17:15 AM | Twitter for Android |
| gimme more gd serotonin in my gd synapses | Friday, August 05, 2022 2:34:37 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @notshenetworks @accuweather Any app where you buy premium to remove ads (which is supposed to be good forever), and then a year or so later, they come out with Premium Plus or some nonsense like that and tries to upsell you again with a recurring subscription pisses me the hell off. In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet | Tuesday, July 26, 2022 10:14:27 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @DaveYostOH Sir. You are ridiculous. The perp confessed to raping this kid and all you cared about was drinking the far right Kool Aid and denying it? Imagine the trauma this poor child went through. On top of all of it, had to travel to Indiana for healthcare https://t.co/JojkPeo96r | Wednesday, July 13, 2022 5:46:08 PM | Twitter Web App |
| F'in Zuckerberg, man. I'm trying to see my friends' Insta pics and they turned the app into TikTok. | Wednesday, July 13, 2022 2:55:27 AM | Twitter for Android |
| JFC Aroldis Chapman. Get this fuckin wife beater off my team. We did just fine without him. First day back and he blows it. Goodbye https://t.co/I9GrZI5A2Z | Sunday, July 10, 2022 10:57:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This guy is a real piece of shit. What ever happened to "don't tread on me" the fuck are you telling people what they can do or not https://t.co/WseEa9jNTE | Friday, June 24, 2022 1:47:22 PM | Twitter Web App |
| So apparently Kulkarni is like the Smith/Jones of India. There are like 20 people in my org with this last name | Thursday, June 09, 2022 4:35:19 PM | Twitter Web App |
| A tree fell on him? Since he is a staunch supporter of mass assault weapons, it's a real shame he wasn't paralyzed by a crazy with an ar-15 https://t.co/Kk99cIONfI | Tuesday, May 24, 2022 7:51:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ok I'm officially over this Depp/Heard trial. Why tf was a woman with a baby allowed to be inside the courtroom watching the trial? For shits and giggles? What is this crap? This is literally all publicity nonsense https://t.co/OdCbMhLA3m | Tuesday, May 24, 2022 12:31:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @_sysengineer Right? I never understood the point of it. It looks silly. I think this is some archaic crap from the typewriter days, but somehow is still acceptable In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Monday, May 23, 2022 12:31:36 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Chapman stinks. Ffs | Tuesday, May 17, 2022 10:11:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yanks are good this year, but wife beating Chapman just isn't very sharp anymore | Monday, May 16, 2022 10:03:24 PM | Twitter Web App |
| The fuck are we doing in Somalia now? How are those backwards mfers a threat to the mainland US? I say fuck em. Maybe focus on fixing the collapse of the United States instead ffs. USA! USA! We can't feed our infants but we can be the world police https://t.co/xJlnVJuiaR | Monday, May 16, 2022 1:03:02 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @GovRicketts You're over here talking about fuckin turkeys but telling women they have to birth their rapists child you gd MORON In reply to @GovRicketts's tweet | Monday, May 16, 2022 9:53:41 AM | Twitter Web App |
| See, I stopped paying attention and now it's 14-7 Yankees. Tf did that happen? In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, May 12, 2022 11:38:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @LastPassHelp It wasn't an issue with your extension. Something weird happened on my end and a reboot fixed it. Thanks for the reply and you may close this case In reply to @LastPassHelp's tweet | Thursday, May 12, 2022 5:22:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| . @LastPass extension is crashing MS Edge and rendered my browser completely useless. I can't even go to edge://extensions to remove it WTF and tell me how to remove this crap please. | Thursday, May 12, 2022 2:59:36 PM | Twitter Web App |
| See, what's happening here is that ancient viruses that have been locked in ice for millions of years are all being released as the ice melts. We're all gonna die https://t.co/gbtTQrkCHx | Thursday, May 12, 2022 9:39:11 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Seriously, Fuck Netflix for this shit. Everyone else is going to follow this shitty precedent. The whole point of streaming is to not pay $200/month for cable and that's the direction we're going in folks because fucking society is collapsing https://t.co/TU3MeFbSl2 | Wednesday, May 11, 2022 1:54:08 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @notshenetworks It's impossible to get properly diagnosed in Ohio. They treat you like a crackhead seeking medications. I legit was told I was fine after months of testing and appointments because "I seemed successful at life, held a job and would otherwise not have if I really had ADHD" In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet | Friday, May 06, 2022 1:20:48 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Music gives me goosebumps and it's a proven thing in the brain. Sometimes people who have strokes lose this ability. If this ever stops happening to me, I need to be removed from earth. Wouldn't wanna be here | Friday, May 06, 2022 1:04:14 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @accuweather Bruh. Can you stick to the weather? I get that low lake levels are caused by droughts but I don't need to get interrupting push notifications from a WEATHER app about dead bodies found in lakes https://t.co/xPAJfhBjUz | Tuesday, May 03, 2022 12:11:05 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @FitbitSupport is battery drain a known issue on a Pixel 6? Because why would the app be active for 21 straight hours? This isn't background usage. This is main usage, and I can assure you I wasn't using the app that long https://t.co/n47Ejf8pZh | Wednesday, April 27, 2022 9:01:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey @MLB what is this Friday Night Baseball shit? The games are exclusively on Apple TV or Prime? But they're blacked out? WHAT kind of shit is this you hacks. Fire Manfred. Guy is a fucking joke. Baseball has gone to shit. | Friday, April 22, 2022 9:40:11 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I hate apps where you buy the pro version that lasts a lifetime, and then they run out of money and introduce a pro plus version or some shit like that and start taking away pro features. The assholes | Tuesday, April 19, 2022 8:26:29 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle It's okay, I was just rambling. Force stopping and clearing storage fixed it, but it happened to three different apps and I had it hahaha. All is good thanks In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet | Sunday, April 17, 2022 1:08:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle Another piece of shit app that I had to clear storage in order for it to work correctly. What the fuck is going on? Why are all my apps fuckin up to the point they don't work until I delete all local storage. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, April 16, 2022 4:01:10 AM | Twitter for Android |
| My series on "All Android apps are pieces of shit" continues: @accuweather wtf is this bullshit. Make sure the ad displays but the weather doesn't? Why'd I buy this shit, I have the pro version https://t.co/zTtKyjzdqc | Saturday, April 16, 2022 3:55:30 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Yankees suck, @YESNetwork app sucks, MLB sucks, Manfred sucks. Cancel it all https://t.co/EY64YnxuhZ | Saturday, April 16, 2022 12:57:02 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Like ffs, I shouldn't have to clear app data on two different apps within 10 minutes because they just refuse to launch and fuck up to the point where they're bricked? Why are devs so shitty at writing Android apps? Christ on the cross In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:49:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Seriously wtf @madebygoogle @Android Why are developers so shitty at writing Android apps? Does Java suck? Does Kotlin suck? Most Android apps are piles of buggy shit. I don't prefer iOS, but f'in all those apps arent buggy It's absolutely enraging. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:48:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My Twitter app started crashing every time on launch. I had to clear app data to fix it. Now I can't figure out how to turn off light mode. Will all you Android app developers write better shit?!?! Holy fuck. This is like the 6th app in a row that's been a complete shitpile | Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:45:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| God almighty I'm about to cancel the entire Yankees organization. Not only does Chapman stink, but their Android app is a laughable embarrassment. There is zero pleasure in following this organization. It just makes me rage | Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:42:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| It's mind-boggling how freakin' dumb these outsourced engineers are. Like actually unfit to be in technology and lack any kin d of basic aptitude | Tuesday, April 12, 2022 12:39:47 PM | Twitter Web App |
| iCloud's web app is being a piece of shit right now and i need to find my goddamn work phone https://t.co/XY4RgAKUQd | Tuesday, April 12, 2022 9:53:11 AM | Twitter Web App |
| The @YESNetwork Android app is a pile of shit https://t.co/zUQl9JRwpu | Friday, April 08, 2022 5:03:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey look, it's time for baseball. Let's see if the @YESNetwork streaming app is still as shitty as it was last season | Friday, April 08, 2022 1:40:53 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @_sysengineer I got the exact same scam message today. And they spoofed my own number. Did that happen for you as well? In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Monday, March 28, 2022 8:01:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Yo @madebygoogle @rosterloh Stop focusing so much on Snapchat for Pixel feature drops. No one uses that shit anymore. It's a dumb ass app. Seriously, how much are they paying you to promote their dumb platform? Few people care about Snapchat. Work on something cooler. Jeez. https://t.co/pJdCZ4oqSw | Monday, March 28, 2022 4:53:28 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I am so punny without even realizing it. Holy crap, I didn't even mean to do this https://t.co/QKF4sfGscA | Friday, March 18, 2022 11:07:18 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I just dropped my 8 qt fucking instant pot lid and broke the fucking valve off. Jesus fucking Christ a replacement lid is like $60 and out of stock and I'm pretty sure I got the whole thing ion super sale for cheaper. Fuck me. I break fucking god damn everything | Friday, March 18, 2022 7:24:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Dude if you're gonna pay like 80k+ for a Lexus suv, they should design it without an asshole looking front grill. This looks like a shitty cheap Toyota https://t.co/oM5dSzMut2 | Wednesday, March 16, 2022 4:55:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @nyr2k2 You'd be surprised how those shady streams actually work really really well... Sometimes they work better than official cable sports channel apps (granted you know how to block all the tracking and malware trickery) | Tuesday, March 08, 2022 10:55:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Ourand_SBJ This is a bunch of horse crap and greed. We don't need exclusive online only streaming rights. Baseball is garbage these days. RIP MLB. Cancel idiot Manfried In reply to @Ourand_SBJ's tweet | Tuesday, March 08, 2022 2:03:05 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @PhillyG411 @TimGreg20 Brandon didn't raise the gas prices. Drilling and supply was cut during the pandemic and when demand came soaring back, capacity was not raised. Now oil companies would rather increase shareholder profits than drill more. Russian oil is only a few percent of what the US imports In reply to @PhillyG411's tweet | Tuesday, March 08, 2022 2:00:49 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Yeah, seems legit. I'm gonna blind hire this jagoff with an https://t.co/RSMUuHnBFE email address to build me a mobile app https://t.co/z0XWJdP9aY | Monday, March 07, 2022 11:32:09 AM | Twitter Web App |
| People who post shit like this should get bonked on the head. This is bs. Absolute shit post to cause idiots to like it with the double tap and hit the follow button which overlaps the 0 https://t.co/Cc4X1Cnlhk | Saturday, March 05, 2022 12:46:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I would a million percent swap my entire existence with a pampered dog. | Tuesday, February 15, 2022 12:13:46 AM | Twitter for Android |
| So I'm watching the Olympics. You think these figure skater dudes like tape their balls to their legs? Because you don't see any balls and there have to be balls, amirite? | Saturday, February 12, 2022 10:21:53 PM | Twitter for Android |
| No shit... Really? Is this why all my cheap shit from China costs so much now? Thanks Obama https://t.co/SHy6XHOwvJ | Tuesday, February 08, 2022 10:50:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I scrape data from a web app that has no API for offline processing. They were trying to be cute by CloudFlare banning my curl requests, but I just switched instances and modified the request to pretend to be Firefox | Wednesday, February 02, 2022 5:59:15 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I always end up staying up way too late dicking around with the Twitter API for no good reason | Tuesday, February 01, 2022 2:18:30 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @madebygoogle Care to explain why the Pixel Superfans community is just marketing / good story propaganda? I posted a negative experience and it completely vanished. Wasn't even listed as rejected in the moderation queue. Just disappeared. | Monday, January 24, 2022 2:52:37 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Everyone's fighting with me, I disappoint everyone, I'm scattered and forgetful as fuck, my phone is broken, I've been persistently pissed off and mean all weekend, and the universe is fucking giving me the worst karma. Put me out of my gd misery I'm done with this shit | Monday, January 24, 2022 11:08:56 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Oh what a bummer, I've always liked Eric Clapton's music but I didn't realize he was a fucking asshole: https://t.co/caVci9tad8 And he's complaining he lost friends? Eat a dick | Monday, January 24, 2022 10:56:27 AM | Twitter Web App |
| the Twitter v2 api is a fuckin pain in the ass. Used to just be able to get the reply username right back in the response, but now I have to enable expansions for it and loop fucking trough them and add code to map them together https://t.co/2KYPykD5Hp | Monday, January 24, 2022 12:15:12 AM | Twitter Web App |
| This is what I get for being lazy and not updating my VPS in like 6 years. OS, php, DB is so gd old, nothing works once I started migrating it to something modern. And I'll need to rewrite a couple of apps. NOTHING F'IN WORKS. Why am I not containerizing this shit | Saturday, January 22, 2022 2:58:25 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @bubbacrewjam Yep. All kinds of weird glitchy things happen all the time. Also, fingerprint reader is still mediocre. Especially the first time unlock after a while. Seems to speed up if you unlock it back to back In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet | Sunday, January 16, 2022 10:45:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| You can't have your executives talk shit to Apple (I agree with him btw) about them not supporting RCS and then having a buggy fuckin RCS service yourself. Fix the goddamn bugs In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, January 12, 2022 2:08:21 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @madebygoogle Acknowledge the fact that updates to the Messages app and Carrier Services broke RCS for the majority of users. Typical Google buggy bullshit. I'm sick of it | Wednesday, January 12, 2022 2:04:08 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Captain obvious over here https://t.co/7NRvNL8bWJ | Sunday, January 09, 2022 7:36:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I just got off chat with @googlenest support and just wanted to point out that the Home app and Google Assistant has half assed support for the Nest Thermostat. You cannot set it to eco mode in a routine or via Google Assistant. Why not? https://t.co/5TWOIuUO0J | Friday, January 07, 2022 9:08:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This bitch is only guilty of 4/11 charges? https://t.co/mApRw62L8W | Monday, January 03, 2022 7:49:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Happy 2022! Cheers to another year of battles between delusional virus/science denying Trump rednecks and woke assholes! #WeAreAllInHell | Saturday, January 01, 2022 10:31:32 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Why is my @WyzeCam bulb still offline in the app? I see it connected to my WiFi network and the AWS outage was solved earlier this afternoon | Wednesday, December 15, 2021 11:50:57 PM | Twitter Web App |
| So you mean to tell me these jokers literally withdrew $4k and vanished once they were charged with manslaughter? And their lawyers said "they're not running" but then they were captured in a warehouse... Who'da thunk?!?!? https://t.co/oAsbOYP37g | Sunday, December 05, 2021 2:01:16 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Google ruined @googlenest. The Google home app is a piece of shit and they half ass migrated Nest stuff to it without proper feature parity. And Nest hubs + Google assistant fucking work like shit. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, December 04, 2021 12:25:29 AM | Twitter for Android |
| YouTube Music is a fucking disaster. I'm jelly of everyone's Spotify Wrapped but I'm not paying for Spotify when I already have a fam plan that includes it. Pixels are good but they always fuck up a couple of things about them every year In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, December 04, 2021 12:24:09 AM | Twitter for Android |
| JFC. Our web app is a piece of shit and has been crashing daily (it's all database shit) and now they're adding an additional incident commander rotation on top of my on-call rotation. Fuck me and this shitty application | Friday, December 03, 2021 10:30:05 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Why does @googlenest not support the temperature sensor in the Google Home app? They're obviously migrating away from the Nest app, but you cannot control or see which sensor is active in Google Home or on Nest Hubs. Why not? Feature parity please! @googlenesthelp | Monday, November 22, 2021 10:53:47 PM | Twitter Web App |
| It's about fucking time Google is finally handling Apple's iMessage bullshit https://t.co/DXJeIpaLDO | Friday, November 19, 2021 10:30:48 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Mark my words. The transition to green energy is gonna suck. I am all for it, but: 1) The archaic grid will collapse when everything is electrified 2) Prices will be so high, it'll cause a depression In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, November 10, 2021 12:21:11 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Who is responsible for this nonsense? @WyzeCam or @madebygoogle? Why can you stream WyzeCam to Chromecast or Google Assistant devices with screens, but not the Google Home app? What kind of half assed shit is this? Someone is being lazy AF to integrate this properly. | Monday, November 08, 2021 11:07:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuckin TikTok, man... Am I too old for this shit? Does the app just suck on Android? Is my screen too small? Why is it so difficult? https://t.co/jzV3BWyFRt | Tuesday, October 19, 2021 12:20:11 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I love that I was out last week, and it took me a few days to notice that 1) no one knows wtf they're doing in git and 2) they fucked up so much shit I never would have let happen if I were actually there because I had an unmerged PR Fuckssake | Monday, October 11, 2021 2:46:28 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Good. Someone finally had the balls to tell Apple and their proprietary bullshit lightning charger, to go fuck themselves. https://t.co/Qhm6Ncs8Ec | Thursday, September 23, 2021 11:44:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This is nothing new. Shit like this isn't news. It happenes all the time on the subways. People are savages. I'd rather wait and be late than to jam myself into a train ass to dick, and that was pre-covid https://t.co/hITvAt154z | Tuesday, September 21, 2021 10:59:23 AM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @MichaelRapaport: In Texas it’s My Body My Choice regarding Vaccinations but that doesn’t apply for Women having abortions. Rape so wha… | Tuesday, September 07, 2021 12:03:51 AM | Twitter for Android |
| You guys. Seriously what happened to that family and their dog that just dropped dead near Yellowstone and no one can figure out why. Now the area is shut down and no one is saying anything. https://t.co/DxOcHpeG0d | Friday, September 03, 2021 10:15:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Let's get these boosters approved immediately, boys... We've got dumb fuckin Trump lunatics killing everyone with covid, and breakthrough infections are becoming more common: https://t.co/mWJnWG9tmS | Friday, August 27, 2021 10:21:44 AM | Twitter Web App |
| If Chapman fucks this up, he's an asshole | Friday, August 27, 2021 1:16:28 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @GovRonDeSantis How's it going, asshole? https://t.co/PapIhkE4lT | Thursday, August 26, 2021 1:33:06 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Jesus Christ Chapman | Tuesday, August 24, 2021 10:47:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuckin asshole. The world is burning hot and society will collapse in the 2049s and this asshole is raising the prices on his solar shit and paying himself billions to live in a 50k container house https://t.co/Rpo9dT4Ry7 | Tuesday, August 10, 2021 10:46:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| By no means should we let China study these ancient viruses. Look what happened the last time they created a lab to study coronaviruses in Wuhan... https://t.co/dMsfy1sga6 | Thursday, July 29, 2021 3:21:14 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Jesus Christ almighty. My piece of shit work laptop dropped wifi in the middle of an apt-get upgrade and fucked up my gitlab instnace | Monday, July 26, 2021 5:23:43 PM | Twitter Web App |
| We literally had a guy paste a read-write connection string for three of our apps' configuration management services in plaintext in a wiki. Literally anyone with that can read all of our secret configs You IMBECILE In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, July 22, 2021 9:47:46 AM | Twitter Web App |
| We're in the middle of a mass extinction and society as we know it will collapse in the 2040s: https://t.co/A0JEzdbHSh | Wednesday, July 21, 2021 11:30:56 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Dude, heath insurance companies are such a crock of shit. I just had a claim denied because out of the blue, they decided I could possibly have other coverage and the fuckers wanted the other company to pay. No, I don't have other coverage. Approve my shit | Monday, July 19, 2021 5:53:33 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I sent a poop emoji to New Relic's deployments API and their portal cannot display the record, but their graphs do, and now this is going to be a very awkward support request to get them deleted | Thursday, July 08, 2021 10:25:47 AM | Twitter Web App |
| There's actually nothing open. What is this apocalypse? | Saturday, July 03, 2021 12:46:05 AM | Twitter for Android |
| BAHAHAH RUDY G disbarred in NYS for being a dumb asshole! I want a full press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping! | Thursday, June 24, 2021 5:35:27 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I was today years old when I learned there was a Yolo county in California from a Covid-19 infographic | Saturday, June 19, 2021 12:06:39 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Hey @GooglePlay: You ruined the Play Store. Too many taps to get my apps updated. See this Reddit for more details https://t.co/PJAuA5v4pg | Wednesday, June 16, 2021 1:28:21 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @Sense you guys having a partial outage? Real time usage is the only thing in the app working https://t.co/eSLcz3vpT9 | Monday, June 14, 2021 9:26:39 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This is fear mongering BS. Misleading clickbait. Makes it seem like it just happened now, but in reality it was over two years. https://t.co/iJntx2ivzk | Saturday, June 12, 2021 2:25:40 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Totally not fake news: According to Fox News, Sweden is experiencing a violent crime surge due to their open immigration policy. Gotta be those rapist Mexicans walking across the border https://t.co/w1iLCUfWFc | Friday, June 11, 2021 10:25:13 PM | Twitter Web App |
| New blog post: Happy Pride Month: Now Take This Piece of Shit Billboard Down https://t.co/3jwPWih4fj | Tuesday, June 08, 2021 12:00:45 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| Fuck kinda bullshit is this? More Than 2 Billion Tons Of Coal Mining Capacity Is About To Come Online https://t.co/d5C3SvwZV6 | Friday, June 04, 2021 2:01:04 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I mean, I know it's a legacy, rarely used app, but holy Christ on the cross... It cannot possibly work after he migrated this shit to the cloud. And the funny thing is, no one noticed it broke for 6 months. Only because we have to deploy it, and there's no pipeline or dev env🤦♂️ In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, June 02, 2021 10:07:09 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @RMerlinDev Appreciate your feedback & response. It's also a little newer, cheaper, and looks like ASUS dropped their 386.42840 update before the AX-88U. As long as it will have strong Merlin support, I'm down! In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet | Wednesday, June 02, 2021 11:53:20 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Attention all you Trump IDIOTS who are all like "OMG GAS IS TOO EXPENSIVE IT'S BIDEN'S FAULT..." Learn economics. Also, it was the same price in summer '19 - I've been graphing prices near me for two years https://t.co/J9FohOK12R | Thursday, May 27, 2021 3:31:13 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @ky9 Happy birthday and graduation anniversary! | Sunday, May 23, 2021 10:38:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Prediction: They made their own CPU whose performance will be worse than Snapdragon and Apple chips, and it'll be buggy for a while https://t.co/rv7rew3cVk | Thursday, April 29, 2021 4:00:22 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Do better that Apple for once https://t.co/xBLhf5fkL9 | Wednesday, April 28, 2021 7:26:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ky9 You just can't be a championship team if your starting first baseman is so bad he retires in April. | Sunday, April 18, 2021 9:33:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @newrelic Is it normal for a User API key to still work after deleting it? I compromised one of my user keys by committing it in plaintext, deleted it from the portal, created a new one and 15 mins later, the deleted key still authenticates API requests The fuck | Friday, April 16, 2021 11:31:39 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @AskSunTrust @Collegebound973 Hey, it works now! Thank you! I'm no stranger to these types of web outages - happens to us all, so thanks to all who worked to restore this. The engineers don't get enough credit In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, April 15, 2021 10:29:14 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @nytimes Shocker. You get an entire army showing up to stop the "riots" when they murder a black guy, but a bunch of hick Trump supporters can storm the Capitol and they wave them right in. | Wednesday, April 14, 2021 12:06:00 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Hey Japan, make sure this shit is no longer radioactive. Christ almighty https://t.co/E0d2RxTBIa | Tuesday, April 13, 2021 9:53:50 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @YESNetwork how's that 2⭐ Android app coming along? Buggy? Want to like, fix it? https://t.co/m885HoGfUM | Friday, April 09, 2021 1:14:32 AM | Twitter for Android |
| What the hell did Google do to the @GooglePlay store? Holy shit, what a garbage UX. Copied the inferior Apple App Store but it's even worse. God damnit Google fucking sucks at everything lately | Friday, April 09, 2021 12:50:41 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @HowFrankOfYou Hey! Just a bad day, doing better now. Really appreciate you reaching out - super nice of you! Hope all is well and things are getting better with this crazy pandemic In reply to @HowFrankOfYou's tweet | Thursday, April 08, 2021 1:26:37 PM | Twitter Web App |
| The @YESNetwork Android app is a pile of shit. How in the actual fuck can you release this garbage? Doesn't anyone test it? Are all @bitmovin video streaming solutions buggy AF on Chromecast, or are these just amateur outsourced devs? | Wednesday, April 07, 2021 1:49:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Is there a way to get a @SharePoint calendar into the native @Windows 10 native calendar app or Web based Outlook? It's archaic AF and I only see instructions for desktop Outlook. No one under 40 should be using that clunky ass software | Monday, April 05, 2021 10:37:40 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Happy fucking Easter In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, April 04, 2021 11:00:10 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Nothing is ever what it seems. Even if people seem like they have their shit together, they probably don't. It's amazing how easy it is to keep outward appearances when shit is falling the fuck apart | Sunday, April 04, 2021 10:59:48 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Hey @madebygoogle: I used to be / am trying to be a Pixel fan, but the Pixel 4 is a piece of shit. Explain how it shuts down and overheats casting video on @googlephotos. Work iPhone 8 did this flawlessly. Fucking Apple shit works better doing google apps than your hardware https://t.co/oPpWKQbVQD | Sunday, March 28, 2021 3:21:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @mijo_77901 @MARYHam77598720 @AP When did you choose to be straight, asshole? In reply to @mijo_77901's tweet | Monday, March 15, 2021 6:53:36 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @mihomes You guys still use metal corner beads when you hang drywall? Because you did in the mid 2000s and it doesn't hold up in time without cracking and getting loose. Everyone says paper is better. Hopefully today you use paper | Sunday, March 14, 2021 9:36:19 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What ever happened to Enya? When was the last time there was an Enya concert? | Tuesday, March 02, 2021 9:32:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @mtgreenee What ever happened to "don't tread on me," motherfucker. Who gives a shit what gender people identify as. Why are you wasting your time on this shit. Do something else. Christ almighty In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet | Thursday, February 25, 2021 8:19:39 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @FitbitSupport Hi, I have a Versa 3 and the Google Assistant stops working the second I close the app after setting it up. I disabled battery optimization for Fitbit, but it never works. Can't find any relevant articles on the support site Thanks | Friday, February 12, 2021 9:05:45 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @KylieJaneKremer @AmyKremer @america1stwomen @pastormarkburns @RealMattCouch @mtgreenee @DavidJHarrisJr @KatrinaPierson @leadpastor @pastorlocke Fuck yourself, you insurrectionist piece of shit In reply to @KylieJaneKremer's tweet | Wednesday, February 10, 2021 3:48:52 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @flyfishingcan @MichaelRapaport It's the NY Post, a garbage tabloid. Nothing they write is credible In reply to @flyfishingcan's tweet | Sunday, January 31, 2021 9:10:30 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I don't really approve of all this rapidfire executive order shit. It's tyrannical. However, buffoon Tr*mp set the precedent for it and we have to undo all the idiocy, so it's needed at the moment | Saturday, January 30, 2021 8:34:49 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @mtgreenee You have to adapt to changing times, you piece of shit. I'm heartbroken that I can no longer find jobs as a milkman, telegraph line repairman, clock winder, switchboard operator, or street lamp lighter In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet | Thursday, January 28, 2021 3:09:37 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @youtubemusic is there a reason I cannot shuffle playlists on Apple CarPlay? Specifically my liked playlist | Thursday, January 28, 2021 9:30:44 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @mtgreenee This is not a priority you fucking hack. You delusional dummy. You Trump-sucking, insurrection supporting shitturd. You're a national disaster. 400,000+ dead from Covid and you're pushing this for something that maybe happened a handful of times Get lost In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet | Saturday, January 23, 2021 3:23:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| If the laptops had a good security policy and were locked + had their data encrypted at rest, there should be a low probability any of these dimwitted maga morons would be able to access data on them. https://t.co/eCFSw5t4ee | Tuesday, January 12, 2021 7:09:45 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @magy2misho @bridges_walls @tedcruz I wasn't talking about you, Maggy. only bridges_walls. Twitter just included all the usernames I agree with you. Doesn't matter if you're white, purple or green. If you stormed the Capitol, it's a rebellion. I just didn't like the "usually Muslims are terrorists" statement In reply to @magy2misho's tweet | Monday, January 11, 2021 5:19:37 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @HawleyMO Now that's not right for people (not antifa) to go to your home and bring your family into this because of your STUPIDITY, but it wouldn't happen if you weren't such a crazy bastard. You insurrection leading shitpile. Fuckin white power first pump at the terrorists you IDIOT | Saturday, January 09, 2021 9:53:21 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Hey jokers: @OHFCSO then you wonder why people hate the police. This guy said nothing wrong. Racist 🐽s Franklin County Sheriff's Office spokesperson told to resign after post about Capitol police | https://t.co/S5kqsPcBHi https://t.co/fViz3yGuW0 | Friday, January 08, 2021 9:53:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| RT @MichaelRapaport: Allllllll these people in the CAPITAL BUILDING & not ONE person has a knee on there neck? I wanna see some white peop… | Wednesday, January 06, 2021 4:52:06 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Hey, at least they fired the officers who murdered Breona Taylor today. Little slap on the wrist for democracy! https://t.co/sJuMSCBAvy | Wednesday, January 06, 2021 4:14:34 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @realDonaldTrump WHAT HAPPENED TO LAW AND ORDER, PIG DICK | Wednesday, January 06, 2021 3:29:10 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I can't believe shit like this can happen in a so-called civilized country in 2021 | Wednesday, January 06, 2021 2:19:38 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Dude we're living in real life Harry Potter. The Great War is about to start. You've got MAGAts literally pushing their way up the Capitol steps and no one gives a fuck. God Forbid it was the other side, Trump would have had them bombed | Wednesday, January 06, 2021 2:18:34 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Dude anything still using a SOAP API in the year of our lord 2020 needs to seriously reevaluate their lives. Such a horseshit, bloated payload. | Friday, December 18, 2020 9:54:25 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Our startup changed owners and was bought out a couple of times. We are in the process of being absorbed into parent company and forgotten So if they decide I'm no longer needed, some information might just happen to slip out if my exit package isn't good enough for me In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, December 17, 2020 11:15:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I've said it once and I've said it again. These idiots chose a proprietary charger over USB-C. Then they sell an incomplete product without a charger to help? F off Apple is forced to include iPhone charger for not demonstrating 'environmental benefits' https://t.co/w8H6Atk9yr | Sunday, December 06, 2020 2:05:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| They ended my energy efficiency program and I can't login to the official app, but they never sent a de-bind command to my energy bridge, so I can still get MQTT data from my smart meter. Maybe they'll turn a blind eye to it and leave it. https://t.co/fSBhbiTKb9 | Tuesday, December 01, 2020 12:25:44 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Let me correct myself... Obama didn't appoint him as FCC chair - Idiot Trump did. But Obama did appoint him to the FCC In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, November 30, 2020 11:46:30 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @BarackObama really fucked up hard appointing this moron. Goes to show you that classy people actually give the other side a shot and attempt to be bipartisan. Imagine Trump actually giving a Democrat a chance in some office? In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, November 30, 2020 11:35:33 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Raise prices, add data caps.... These were all not allowed for a few years but guess what? Those few years are over. Spectrum is going to do this next but they are legally not allowed to yet as a result of the Time Warner acquisition FUCK @AjitPaiFCC and fuck the @FCC In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, November 25, 2020 10:13:04 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Who is on charge of all this shit at Google? They're falling apart! In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, November 24, 2020 11:41:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Like, what kind of braindead asshole is going to pay a fee to deposit funds into a non-FDIC insured GPay account, when you can just use your bank's Zelle, Venmo, PayPal or Cash app for free. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, November 24, 2020 11:41:22 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This fucked up, decrepit turtle is a joke. Goddamn turkey flap ugly necked moron https://t.co/Yrt8BxLAqr | Tuesday, November 24, 2020 9:54:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What in the actual fuck happened to this band? Alt rock changed so much, not for the better. Jesus Christ this is 80s electronic level shit. We don't need another fuckin generation like the 80s. https://t.co/m7UIRG86EK | Saturday, November 21, 2020 4:40:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Look at this V shaped recovery after Covid. Obviously Trump himself should get personal credit for this https://t.co/lk9MHcsgAp | Tuesday, November 17, 2020 10:30:38 PM | Twitter for Android |
| What a fucking CLOWN. @realDonaldTrump lost because he's a lying, conniving, cocksucker living in a fantasy world. It's all collapsing for him and my schadenfreude is maxed out for this little bunker bitch https://t.co/VLRLjLuiNM | Friday, November 13, 2020 10:34:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bunker boiii sore loser bitch is too embarrassed to appear in public. https://t.co/EW329yGfSs | Thursday, November 12, 2020 1:51:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm sorry, but if anyone willingly installs Android apps such as "Flash Update" outside the Play Store and manually bypasses warnings in the year of our Lord 2020, you deserve to get hacked and money stolen from a banking trojan https://t.co/ylCmdunRPW https://t.co/l1fkh4Fz4x | Tuesday, November 10, 2020 11:13:02 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @extraaveragemom Yes. I exclusively post the most absurd crap here In reply to @extraaveragemom's tweet | Tuesday, November 10, 2020 4:07:56 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Lol what a rapist https://t.co/Wu3LIQysL6 | Saturday, November 07, 2020 9:20:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Trump's gonna win and when I travel internationally, I'm going to have to apologize at how fucking stupid my country is. | Tuesday, November 03, 2020 11:29:08 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My job makes me so fucking miserable. I spent a 4 day weekend solo with my daughter last weekend, didn't check in once and was happy as a clam. Called out yesterday - happy. Came back today and I want to punch everyone in the goddamn face. | Thursday, October 29, 2020 9:58:35 AM | Twitter Web App |
| No shit. They are MORONS for not using USB-C @Apple https://t.co/weMlzGQ7mj | Wednesday, October 28, 2020 5:01:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Who buys a complete dish set at the goddamn grocery store. Im trying to get out of here and they're individually wrapping each plate | Wednesday, October 28, 2020 3:00:50 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Bunch of morons over at @Apple for not going with USB-C on the iPhone 12. Not only do they not include a charger, but they keep using old proprietary shit. Awful for the environment! Come in - MacBooks and ipads use USB-C. It's a standard... Fuckssake https://t.co/l2hwy4MUi9 | Sunday, October 18, 2020 9:05:48 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Man, I'm in the drive thru line for Donato's, which is apparently the place to be in suburban CBus... Good thing I brought a "road soda" - almost done with it though | Friday, October 09, 2020 7:50:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @CapitalOneTech Ummm. This came out of nowhere. I didn't tweet at you? In reply to @CapitalOneTech's tweet | Thursday, October 01, 2020 9:23:55 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @AEPOhio Approval from whom? Both it's your power AND the marketplace rebates at the same time get canned? | Friday, September 25, 2020 6:40:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @AEPOhio So I noticed the It's Your Power app is ending on 10/1. This is also the same day all marketplace rebates end. What is the idea of dismantling all these energy programs? | Friday, September 25, 2020 4:51:01 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Today, I splashed the tiniest amount of coffee onto my work laptop's touchpad. Turns out the SSD is right under that, and now it doesn't boot. Fuck everything | Monday, September 21, 2020 5:42:59 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @SamsungSupport @SamsungTV @smartthings I cannot control my Q6 TV from the SmartThings app because it needs to download an add-on and it fails on Android 11. Allegedly this has been an issue since the beta in June and is still broken. UNACCEPTABLE https://t.co/rLgBKAeAJt | Sunday, September 13, 2020 11:05:29 PM | Twitter for Android |
| In sorry, this is a fucking idiot. If you have four masters and a doctorate degree, you are an IDIOT to fall for a scammer in money transfer apps https://t.co/SJ0Kqb7qIj | Saturday, September 12, 2020 7:36:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @EvanS_FCC IT SHOULD NOT COST $70/MONTH FOR 100/10 INTERNET AND WE HAVE NO CHOICE TO PICK A CHEAPER FASTER PROVIDER GO EAT AJIT'S CORPORATE VERIZON ASSHOLE In reply to @EvanS_FCC's tweet | Tuesday, August 25, 2020 9:05:58 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I hear Belarus is having rigged election issues and protests. Thought that only happens in "shithole countries" (Trump quote) Oh wait, the US is one of those too | Wednesday, August 19, 2020 7:34:20 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I need a Marauder's Map of my neighborhood so I can avoid all the Karens on my walks. Literally two Karens who never shut the fuck up. | Thursday, August 13, 2020 7:03:57 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Must me nice to be an ignorant, science-denying white racist. You can go around in public with automatic weapons and everything is completely fine. But God forbid you're Black and peacefully holding a BLM sign, you get maced, attacked, and/or killed https://t.co/9uAlRHEVsw | Monday, July 20, 2020 1:33:33 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Love the new heatmap in @googlephotos but the map is ENRAGING to scroll through. Super glitchy | Tuesday, June 30, 2020 10:13:04 AM | Twitter for Android |
| You guys... There's something wrong with Chapmans' penis! https://t.co/PaommgdttN | Sunday, June 28, 2020 8:49:41 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @Android @madebygoogle I demand to know why Android Auto is a perpetually buggy piece of crap. Why can't you all get it stable? It's been unreliable for years. Apple CarPlay just works. I'd prefer to use Android, but it is borderline unusable. https://t.co/hBl80qkLR7 | Friday, June 19, 2020 11:23:27 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @MetroNorth @MTA Oh, nice. Thanks. This is what happens when I move away and am out of the loop In reply to @MetroNorth's tweet | Monday, June 15, 2020 12:48:30 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @MMA_Dork @JJFromTheBronx Yes! It was exactly like that. You love the house have the money to avoid PMI, seller accepts, everyone's happy, and then you have to walk like a week before closing because you need to pay the difference. How is that allowed. | Monday, June 08, 2020 11:17:06 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MMA_Dork @JJFromTheBronx This happened to me. Was ready to pay slightly under list price, but the house appraised for lower and the lender would not approve the loan. Some 2008 rules or some shit. Worked out in the end because the seller had to lower the price to get closer to the appraisal value | Monday, June 08, 2020 10:34:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh look. I woke up and the Minneapolis PD killed another black man for no reason. Flat out pinned their knees to his neck, because ya know, that's necessary. What else is new. This is America. 😰 | Tuesday, May 26, 2020 7:17:11 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This is a fear mongering full of shit article @arstechnica. Yes, cases will spike after reopening, but the incubation period is longer than 4 days. Plus, the US testing capacity is ass. https://t.co/eXIjBFveBs | Wednesday, May 20, 2020 11:34:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| It is not easily apparent to me how to merge a PR in the @github Android app. Matter of fact, the app stinks - I feel like I should be able to easily figure it out, else the UX is bad. Maybe it's me though. I will use the web version. | Sunday, May 17, 2020 11:54:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I see they finally got their lives together. A migration tool from Play music, gapless playback, and the design is pretty nice. https://t.co/fC0FF7BF2f | Sunday, May 17, 2020 12:41:14 AM | Twitter Web App |
| PSA: If you're wishing a Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there... Make sure "mother's" has an apostrophe and "moms" does not. Y'all are driving me crazy with your incorrect grammar | Sunday, May 10, 2020 7:14:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Add smashed bottom right corner of my phone to the list of 2020 shit. I didn't even drop it. I have no idea how the fuck it happened other than I was putting up shelving and it was in my pocket | Monday, April 20, 2020 7:35:16 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Moved into an @mihomes house built 15 years ago and they used dollar store drywall. All of the corner drywall tape is peeling/cracking and there are a million screw pops. Amatuer hour. | Saturday, April 18, 2020 12:06:42 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Hope everyone has a happy fucked up Easter | Sunday, April 12, 2020 11:31:02 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The US Government is being run like a fucking reality TV show. It's the real-life Apprentice... Idiot @realDonaldTrump doesn't like his inspector generals reports? No worries - just fire them and get people who tell him what he wants to hear instead | Wednesday, April 08, 2020 1:19:37 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I always disliked, but respected @Apple, but this is a dick move. Fuckers. You know how many apps use that API? Now we're stuck with either google weather, https://t.co/LyZGSRzV2A or accuweather and those all suck. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, March 31, 2020 9:28:50 PM | Twitter Web App |
| APPLE JUST BOUGHT DARKSKY and told Android users and API users to fuck themselves. @madebygoogle: This is WAR. You need to step up the weather game on Android 11 | Tuesday, March 31, 2020 9:27:25 PM | Twitter Web App |
| FUCKING @Apple BOUGHT AND RUINED DARKSKY. Can only use it on iOS. And shutting down the API. Assholes. | Tuesday, March 31, 2020 9:17:08 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @RMerlinDev Is there any way to export the "Traffic Analyzer - Statistic" graphs as a PDF/image or a table of the data? | Monday, March 30, 2020 12:46:28 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @HPWizardsUnite How am I supposed to complete the event if I can't pick up energy on the map. It's beyond full because I've been at home doing the daily tasks, getting 10 per day In reply to @HPWizardsUnite's tweet | Wednesday, March 25, 2020 10:10:33 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Did a Zoom with the Friendsgiving crew yesterday and feel bad/it's hilarious that we sang happy bday to my old boss' bf but none of us knew his name. 🎵happy birthday, dear mehlsjd blehhh happy birthday to you🎵 | Saturday, March 21, 2020 4:41:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| My company is forcing us to download an app to send our location to them at all times because of the Corona virus and THEY CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES This isn't an ebola outbreak. | Tuesday, March 10, 2020 3:49:25 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Google is showing me ads for coronavirus/surgical masks and man, they've got the wrong demographic... They won't help idiots! | Sunday, March 01, 2020 7:25:33 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @VoteJenaPowell This bill is sexist. If you're going to introduce this nonsense, why wouldn't you ban trans females to:males from men's sports too? In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:12:08 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @VoteJenaPowell Trans people don't decide to be trans for the hell of it or to do better in sports than real girls. Who would voluntarily choose that burden and judgment? They have deep psychological battles to endure. Why put them through more stress and heartache. Let it be. In reply to @VoteJenaPowell's tweet | Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:01:29 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I'm actually mortified rn because the cleaning people started wiping down my papasan chair, which my dog drools all over... And it looks like jizz | Wednesday, February 19, 2020 2:51:46 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I just lost it on my gas company because their portal looks like it's from the 90s and they don't support auto pay or paperless billing Literally forgot to pay a bill because WHO THE FUCK DOESN'T SUPPORT DIRECT DEBIT PAYMENTS IN 2020? https://t.co/Ssy1CODjZF | Monday, February 17, 2020 9:36:21 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Apparently, when you go to an invalid URL and it can't match a customer account, it throws a nice 404 page... But we don't wake the incall for a bunch of 404s The fuck, right? Just wait In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Friday, January 24, 2020 1:41:59 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I just got paged because one of our web apps had a high error rate. Turns out, someone was scanning it (but very slowly) and since traffic was low, it was tossing out tons of 404s. Performance was not affected. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Friday, January 24, 2020 1:40:21 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @sadlercj @RMerlinDev I am SO mad I bought the 87U a few years ago... Whatever bullshit chipset they went with, Asus hardly ever updates it. It's always behind Merlin builds because they don't release GPL code for it. Also drops iOS devices like crazy. No issue with laptops or Androids | Tuesday, January 21, 2020 3:14:18 PM | Twitter Web App |
| We're drinking our asses off, apparently... https://t.co/yqXCVwpxFU | Wednesday, January 08, 2020 11:34:25 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Phone battery is constantly at 15%. My electricity is out because @AEPOhio uses scotch tape to keep the lines up and my daughter ate my USB cable so it's wet and now my phone can't even charge Thanks @madebygoogle for giving the Pixel 4 a completely useless piece of shit battery https://t.co/jY7SAdOgZy | Monday, December 30, 2019 7:46:36 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Whoever did the drywall in my house was an asshole. They used dollar store drywall tape. How does it get this shitty in only 15 years? https://t.co/IU3DvKnCL5 | Thursday, December 19, 2019 9:46:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I mean.. let the guy RIP in peace, but if you're an ex NHL player and ended up working physical labor at a paper plant at age 59, you've severely mismanaged your money https://t.co/gLefBXN91Z | Wednesday, December 18, 2019 11:46:36 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @WyzeCam why do you need to obtain wifi information for me to download a time lapse? https://t.co/9t0Dn5E5mh | Tuesday, December 10, 2019 10:46:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This was in my local paper. Little kid puts my lunatic ass to shame. Everyone should be more like Lola. https://t.co/yEoW8DosBd | Tuesday, December 10, 2019 10:17:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Man... Twitter threads are confusing as hell. That and the Android app made it seem like my replies weren't going through and then I check again and all my dupes posted. Twitter cray | Wednesday, December 04, 2019 12:09:17 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @RockNationRadio @billieeilish @VanHalen That girl is wayyyyyy out there and I have mad respect for it. Completely captured Gen Z. Oh and literally had no clue she dropped a single last month until right now, but it's a banger. In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet | Tuesday, December 03, 2019 11:33:00 PM | Twitter for Android |
| The failing @nypost tabloid (see what I did there?) thinks they're cool calling De Niro washed up for speaking the truth about an egomaniacal maniac. LOLOLOL, what a joke paper. https://t.co/2Oj2WQo117 | Tuesday, December 03, 2019 7:53:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| #BlackFriday isn't worth my time, aggravation, traffic, and lines. I do not need anything badly enough to deal with all that shit. People literally die in stampedes. It's like the NYC subways in there - no regard for human life. I don't need that crap In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, November 28, 2019 10:23:31 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ohiochristianal This is a load of crap. This is hatred. Did Jesus judge and hate? In reply to @ohiochristianal's tweet | Wednesday, November 27, 2019 11:00:17 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Doesn't @GooglePlayMusic have NYC based engineers? Does anyone test the fact that the app works like shit on the subway with poor connectivity? Even offline mode doesn't load. https://t.co/DBvJrIvS3a | Thursday, November 14, 2019 8:39:14 AM | Twitter for Android |
| If they're going to park the goddamn train between stations, it should be legal for me to hit up this guy's weed vape. | Monday, November 11, 2019 6:23:52 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @VenmoSupport Question on the Android App... I got a new device and do not see each person's payment history. Is that stored locally? Why would this not be restored from your end | Friday, November 01, 2019 12:25:37 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Everyone's a moron in post apocalyptic TV shows. | Saturday, October 19, 2019 12:35:49 AM | Twitter for Android |
| IDK what's more appalling... Her sending me a picture of her animated character on an emoji dick; or celebrating the raping and murdering of indigenous Caribbean peoples In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, October 14, 2019 12:52:09 PM | Twitter Web App |
| My mom just sent me a bitmoji of her lounging on an eggplant, wishing me a Happy Columbus Day. | Monday, October 14, 2019 12:50:47 PM | Twitter Web App |
| You guys are preinstalling YT Music on all Android 9 and 10 oses...I've used play music for years. No migration tool for playlists and library. YT Music doesn't even have gapless playback Wtf In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, September 28, 2019 12:20:35 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @RockNationRadio @toto99com @capitoltheatre @stevelukather @shemvonschroeck @dashlrow $9.50 to the piece of shit @MTA to drive over a goddamn bridge In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet | Saturday, September 28, 2019 12:17:49 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @GooglePlayMusic @GooglePlay @youtubemusic @madebygoogle So what is the deal with the fragmented music apps? It's been over a year and we still have Play Music and YouTube Music. | Saturday, September 28, 2019 12:16:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Great job with the UI on the latest Versa firmware, @fitbit When I design things, I tend to wrap the text directly over the button also! Must be what's hip these days https://t.co/HjbSp1asp1 | Friday, September 20, 2019 9:15:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @madebygoogle is the assistant / nest hub down? It keeps telling me to log in through the home app, and when I try, it fails | Thursday, September 19, 2019 6:01:25 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @bubbacrewjam Yeah, bummer. Matt took over the forums. A year or so ago, we told him to implement letsencrypt for https, but idk what happened after that. What was your username back in the day? In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet | Friday, September 13, 2019 4:57:09 PM | Twitter for Android |
| IDK wtf @Android was thinking with this BS Android 10 gesture navigation. The swipe right/left from edge is cool EXCEPT when you need to do that inside apps and you go back by mistake. Yes, they have a sensitivity tuner, but this is absurd. It needs to just work | Saturday, September 07, 2019 9:04:54 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fucking Apple. Thinks they're hot shit removing the fingerprint scanner. Then Google decided to copy this idiot idea. Then they're going to add it back? Fuckers. https://t.co/PE4NVohy8Z | Thursday, September 05, 2019 8:19:27 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Ok, looks like they had an outage. Happened to others In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, August 31, 2019 9:36:14 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Android Auto and Waze are the two biggest piece of shit apps going. Do better fuckssake | Saturday, August 31, 2019 9:32:27 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @waze Android app doesn't work AT ALL on a fully updated Pixel 2. Says no connection, and quits. Uninstalled, reinstalled rebooted - no luck. My network is fine https://t.co/VYss5ovInn | Saturday, August 31, 2019 9:31:40 AM | Twitter for Android |
| It's so much more relaxing being alone and finding my way around French Canada than being experienced and dealing with shithole LaGuardia. Like a weight has been lifted. It's like I escaped Syria | Friday, August 09, 2019 8:02:07 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Abysmal home/away detection... Always says I'm home when I'm not... Weird crap all the time. Rick Osterloh needs to come in a kick everyone at nest labs in the ass and make this shit better In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, August 07, 2019 3:06:22 AM | Twitter for Android |
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