1774 results for AP — page 2 of 18, showing 101–200
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I want an Olivia MetroCard! I don't even live in NY and when I do visit, MetroCards are shit (should use OMNY tap and pay instead) https://t.co/502NmmRzPs Sunday, October 27, 2024 10:37:19 AMTwitter for Android
Delta just has a shitty engineering team. We had crippled company laptops and thousands of EC2 instances, and had everything back online in less than 8 hours. Not trying to defend Crowdstrike, but in software, shipping bugs is inevitable...

https://t.co/xBC0dz9Rir 		Saturday, October 26, 2024 11:28:26 PMTwitter for Android
@KeithFaber Keith. It's already Gerrymandered you gd fool. You are just scared your idiot party is going to lose power when a BIPARTISAN committee that isn't made up of PACs or politician draws actual fair maps https://t.co/ahCsvYGPW9
In reply to @KeithFaber's tweet
Saturday, October 26, 2024 8:46:12 PMTwitter for Android
I need an Olivia Rodrigo "fuck it, it's fine" gif to use when blindly accepting convoluted Pulumi pull requests and it indicates some weird bullshit happened Wednesday, October 02, 2024 5:23:05 PMTwitter Web App
Here's the thing Spectrum. While I appreciate this gesture of good will, this is pretty much useless to me. Maybe address the fact that my upload speed is still 20MBPS like it's 2007 again. I would have much rather taken a boost from 20 to 30 or 50 up https://t.co/tbgU2kzR4p Tuesday, October 01, 2024 5:12:01 PMTwitter Web App
@HamCoGOP What's the other option. A bunch of White GOP boomers draw absurdly skewed maps instead of fair maps from the public? Fuck outta hea
In reply to @HamCoGOP's tweet
Sunday, September 29, 2024 2:25:47 PMTwitter Web App
@elonmusk This is fear mongering, Elon. All that shit's not going to happen
In reply to @elonmusk's tweet
Thursday, September 26, 2024 1:12:27 PMTwitter Web App
I don't think you understand how fucking happy I am that it's no longer the summer solstice. Now hurry up and cool the fuck down Monday, September 23, 2024 2:09:51 PMTwitter Web App
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #202,378!

(Forgot about bluesky tbh) [[ Image ]] 		Thursday, September 19, 2024 10:56:39 AMBlueSky
@AskCiti App update fixed it. Thx
In reply to @AskCiti's tweet
Saturday, September 07, 2024 6:43:58 AMTwitter for Android
@ansonsination @Citi Yes. Doesn't load at all. Uninstalled and reinstalled to clear app data. Causes phone to hang as well.
In reply to @ansonsination's tweet
Monday, September 02, 2024 11:10:08 PMTwitter Web App
@Citibank wtf is wrong with your android app? https://t.co/BvcZZr7QxD Monday, September 02, 2024 10:36:41 PMTwitter for Android
This is purely the fault of @BoeingSpace

I wouldn't trust that company to make a paper airplane, let alone spacecraft.
https://t.co/AtHZmBY8ZD 		Monday, August 26, 2024 8:50:24 PMTwitter for Android
@github What happened to the autocomplete search box when searching gists? Tuesday, July 30, 2024 1:34:45 AMTwitter Web App
"we're investigating the cause"

What's there to investigate? It's a piece of shit Boeing plane. All their shit falls apart and is made like absolute crap.

https://t.co/atlNgw3FIK 		Monday, July 08, 2024 8:04:20 PMTwitter for Android
Wise man. Just set low expectations and you'll be happy.

Seriously. If you want it all, it ain't happening and you'll be mis. As long as there's kindness and respect, it'll go a long way

https://t.co/jL2p3Blw58 		Monday, July 01, 2024 11:06:53 AMTwitter for Android
@_sysengineer What happened? Destroyed by Gemma?
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
Wednesday, June 26, 2024 3:07:13 PMTwitter Web App
As a pixel fan, it's dumb AF to buy the Pixel 9 because Samsung-made Tensor chips are weak overheating piles of crap. Wait another year for TSMC, but I'd recommend skipping the first model year and let them work the kinks out

https://t.co/wogQcHWJc9 		Sunday, June 23, 2024 2:17:19 PMTwitter for Android
Rewatching Buffy and underground 90s rock slaps so hard

https://t.co/SdsQ4KyKmS 		Sunday, June 23, 2024 12:21:05 AMTwitter for Android
@BofA_Help Thank you. I must have been doing something wrong because I was able to name it correctly and add both my keys.

But I really don't understand why it has to be associated with a debt card and ask for my debit card pin, rather than applying to my entire account
In reply to @BofA_Help's tweet
Monday, June 17, 2024 5:52:12 PMTwitter for Android
@BankofAmerica Can you tell your app product people and dev people this is a dumb limitation? Why can't we have a number in our Security key name. I literally have a Yubikey 5C https://t.co/0Wam5Z6LUL Monday, June 17, 2024 3:44:13 PMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle @rosterloh Will you do this already? Why have ratchet OEMs implemented this but Pixel has not? "Adaptive charging" is laughable and I want a charging limit.

How do you expect these devices to last 7 years with people abusing their batteries? https://t.co/UyVolQpMF4 		Monday, June 17, 2024 12:17:53 AMTwitter Web App
@KeithFaber Your mom will be overturned in appeals.
In reply to @KeithFaber's tweet
Friday, May 31, 2024 5:25:18 PMTwitter Web App
Y'all - I just want to make one quick DNS change, but our infra code pipeline takes 13 minutes to run + requires an approval.

Then they wonder why everything takes forever 		Friday, May 31, 2024 11:04:45 AMBlueSky
Y'all - I just want to make one quick DNS change, but our infra code pipeline takes 13 minutes to run + requires an approval.

Then they wonder why everything takes forever 		Friday, May 31, 2024 11:04:41 AMTwitter Web App
What is this ridiculous shit
@PayPal
Surely there are better ways to beat bots with impossible captchas that are absurd for actual real humans to solve. My account uses a hardware security key. That should bypass the captcha Horseshit UX https://t.co/5RvLZ0fsnp 		Tuesday, May 21, 2024 8:11:11 PMTwitter Web App
@nancyalice1 @GovMikeDeWine @FranDeWine @ImaginationOhio Oh no! Free books! I'm appalled. God forbid we educate the children! They might grow up to become hippie liberals
In reply to @nancyalice1's tweet
Tuesday, May 07, 2024 3:40:50 PMTwitter Web App
Gee @StateDept... You think? How about everyone stops sending them fuckin money and weapons then https://t.co/eeSV9OKGSt Sunday, April 28, 2024 8:58:02 PMTwitter for Android
She's a moron.

1) She is indeed above the law because any common person who doesn't stop is arrested on the spot.

2) If she just pulled over, chances are they let her go and slap her on the wrist.

But now she got caught looking like a privileged asshole on bodycam video
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, April 27, 2024 1:59:31 AMTwitter for Android
I applaud the Seattle PD for murdering a pedophile Saturday, April 27, 2024 1:29:15 AMTwitter for Android
idgaf that the guy who invented gifs pronounces it with a J like the peanut butter. He's wrong

It's a hard G. It's not jraphics interchange format, dummies 		Sunday, April 21, 2024 11:48:18 PMTwitter Web App
Happy Friday to ya, you guys https://t.co/swSrcIS1L4 Friday, April 12, 2024 12:37:50 PMTwitter Web App
@DaveYostOH You literally dismissed rape allegations from a 9 year old girl as a political ploy. Rot in hell
In reply to @DaveYostOH's tweet
Friday, April 12, 2024 10:48:21 AMTwitter Web App
@shenetworks Sounds like a redneck Texas problem. Did this happen up north? Eh, maybe guys just suck
In reply to @shenetworks's tweet
Wednesday, April 10, 2024 9:07:47 PMTwitter for Android
@jaysmurgen @GovMikeDeWine @GovernorShapiro Tell them all to look up what Randazzo and Clark did and follow in their footsteps
In reply to @jaysmurgen's tweet
Wednesday, April 10, 2024 1:37:44 PMTwitter for Android
@GovMikeDeWine @GovernorShapiro ❌Ranked most corrupt state
❌HB6 Scandal. YOU KNEW
❌ Gerrymandering out of control
❌Corrupt SOS @FrankLaRose wasting 20 million on special elections that HE BANNED
❌@DaveYostOH thought a 9 year old girl made up her rape story

GET LAWST
In reply to @GovMikeDeWine's tweet
Wednesday, April 10, 2024 1:16:43 PMTwitter Web App
@Coach1984 Reduce your empathy for shitty people. Don't feel horrible. Dude 100% did this to himself. He didn't have to be corrupt and he didn't have to escape once he was caught.

My electric bill is through the roof from this scandal and I have 0 cares about this guy whatsoever
In reply to @Coach1984's tweet
Wednesday, April 10, 2024 12:30:40 AMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose @OhioState FRANKIE BOY! I work in tech. I'm so happy I can register for this and also heckle you.
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Friday, April 05, 2024 7:05:04 PMTwitter Web App
Senile Joe cannot be issuing these statements while at the same time continuing to support and send weapons to Israel

Take your pick. An old senile imbecile or an old deranged lunatic. We're so fucked 2024 😪 https://t.co/7y2VTbo5Xi 		Wednesday, April 03, 2024 12:09:54 AMTwitter Web App
I'm back, bitches! [[ Image ]] Sunday, March 31, 2024 10:12:03 AMBlueSky
Me trying to clean up someone's 4 year old, unmaintained typescript where they didn't lock packages to a version and now everything is deprecated! [[ Image ]] Thursday, March 28, 2024 2:30:48 AMBlueSky
Some pair of balls for @lyft to send a push notification telling me to update their app. I keep all my apps updated and don't even use Lyft much. Just because you released a major bug doesn't mean I want to be interrupted.

Maybe put the notification in the app instead https://t.co/k69yEK2zhF 		Friday, March 15, 2024 8:40:57 PMTwitter for Android
Looking at an article on why car insurance is going up so fast... More accidents. People are driving more aggressively. They're like "fuck it. I lived through a pandemic. I drive how I drive." [[ Image ]] Thursday, March 14, 2024 10:14:10 PMBlueSky
@bestknapp4ever @FrankLaRose @JenaGriswold Why do they care what other people do with their own bodies if they're not hurting anyone else? This is the party of freedoms.

If they think it's dumb AF, that's fine, but I don't get why this was a big deal
In reply to @bestknapp4ever's tweet
Tuesday, March 05, 2024 12:41:01 PMTwitter for Android
@bestknapp4ever @FrankLaRose @JenaGriswold Hey now, Frank is a jagoff, an Trump doesn't support him, but who cares if he wore a mask. I mean, no one really wears them anymore but whatever happened to "don't tread on me"
In reply to @bestknapp4ever's tweet
Tuesday, March 05, 2024 10:51:43 AMTwitter Web App
What's the appropriate way to use my 20x creeper zoom to take cute pics of my kid at the playground from far away, without all the moms thinking I'm creeping on them? Monday, March 04, 2024 2:56:16 PMTwitter Web App
What's the appropriate way to use my 20x creeper zoom to take cute pics of my kid at the playground from far away, without all the moms thinking I'm creeping on them? Monday, March 04, 2024 2:56:07 PMBlueSky
Snapple isn't even a thing anymore since they moved away from glass bottles. Prove me wrong. Saturday, March 02, 2024 1:02:57 PMBlueSky
@Windol4Jesus @MalcangiSarah Oh. I couldn't find where in the Bible it talked about appropriate lifestyles that didn't subject people to damnation
In reply to @HawRiverCollect's tweet
Tuesday, February 27, 2024 8:21:25 PMTwitter for Android
@_sysengineer How do you feel now that your homelab has AI capabilities?
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
Thursday, February 22, 2024 10:26:05 AMTwitter Web App
Finish the sentence of the article "...Is going to mysteriously end up dead"

(And big pharma may or may not be to blame. Just think how much money they'd lose if cancer was cured) [[ Image ]] 		Tuesday, February 20, 2024 8:28:02 PMBlueSky
I am SO tempted to sell wifey's earth diamond and replace it with a better quality lab grown diamond 4-5x cheaper... I could use that cash right now.

Absolutely absurd I had that amount of money to throw away on the most abundant element in the universe. Now, I'm a GD poor.
In reply to @'s post
Tuesday, February 20, 2024 11:36:54 AMBlueSky
@DaveyostsHat @FrankLaRose @JCU_CRepublican @UA_CRepublicans @CR_Pitt That only happens to people with more melanin in their skin
In reply to @DaveyostsHat's tweet
Sunday, February 18, 2024 2:25:43 PMTwitter for Android
I mean... Again. The charts on Feb 10, 1996. Absolute BANGERS0. The 90s slapped [[ Image ]] Wednesday, February 14, 2024 11:03:34 PMBlueSky
Twitter can suck it because their ad targeting is garbage. Above 35? What do they think I'm some kind of antique? [[ Image ]] Wednesday, February 14, 2024 7:47:16 PMBlueSky
I really wish more people would come over to Bluesky from that nonsensical Elon app. I feel like the algo on 𝕏 just shows you tweets you politically disagree with to start internet arguments Saturday, February 10, 2024 12:26:52 PMBlueSky
Everyone needs to get off this shitty Elon app and onto BlueSky Saturday, February 10, 2024 12:23:25 PMTwitter Web App
Let's fuck around and find out how my app handles an embed URL and an image

portfolioso.com [[ Image ]] 		Saturday, February 10, 2024 1:59:30 AMBlueSky
Yeah, that worked [[ Image ]]
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Friday, February 09, 2024 12:23:21 AMBlueSky
@FrankLaRose I've literally never seen a more corrupt, lying, conniving, money wasting politician. You are BAD!

Just, go away. Join the army or some crap again and get out of here
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, February 08, 2024 2:19:11 PMTwitter Web App
This is a post with two images so I can test retrieving them from the API. Working on some things 😃 [[ Image ]][[ Image ]] Wednesday, February 07, 2024 7:11:07 PMBlueSky
I'm a hap, hap, happy dog. I'm a happy, happy happy dog! [[ Image ]] Tuesday, February 06, 2024 8:41:45 PMBlueSky
Ya'll should get off this toxic shitpile of an app, tell Elon to eat a bag of dicks, and join BlueSky today!

https://t.co/6pk7jEKRvB 		Tuesday, February 06, 2024 4:43:42 PMTwitter Web App
I think it's really poor design that @youtubemusic displays podcasts directly at the top of a MUSIC app. It's fine they're moving the podcasts app into YT Music, but maybe make them more subtle? I hardly listen to them and they are showing up at the top of the home page https://t.co/54jzeSvvsZ Sunday, February 04, 2024 8:42:22 AMTwitter for Android
There were some bangers out in January 1998. I was rockin' out to all these in 3rd grade like a boss! [[ Image ]] Friday, January 26, 2024 12:31:54 PMBlueSky
Lol @BoeingAirplanes can't seem to make airplanes that don't fall the fuck apart lately. It's cool, their profits are probably good though.

Make sure the jets you fly on are manufactured by Airbus or Embraer, folks!

https://t.co/WzWNd6dzyI 		Wednesday, January 24, 2024 9:20:28 AMTwitter for Android
@LaRoseForSenate Shut up Frankie Boy. You're not struggling at all, Mr. Worthington. Why don't you move out to the boonies where it's cheaper and you can relate with other Trumpy, rural. ignorant hicks
In reply to @LaRoseForSenate's tweet
Tuesday, January 23, 2024 1:56:38 AMTwitter Web App
Fuck off with this shit. Pandemics only happen every hundred years or so. We've already hit the quota for my lifetime

https://t.co/Q5JHlY4L1T 		Friday, January 19, 2024 10:32:34 AMTwitter Web App
The new Green Day album slaps Friday, January 19, 2024 1:36:09 AMTwitter Web App
Will you @Windows fuckers fix the GD Windows 11 bug where the desktop icons disappear if you use multiple desktops? How do you let blatant shit like this exist for months on end? Jesus Christ.

https://t.co/MPDFGVxd8g https://t.co/Majeipu4ql 		Friday, January 19, 2024 12:04:44 AMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle I thought the Nest app was being deprecated anyway. It's been three years and the Home app still lacks feature parity
In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet
Friday, January 12, 2024 9:37:29 PMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle I usually control it from the Nest app, but every once in a while I use assistant commands from my displays.

I don't think anything is necessarily wrong... I just don't understand why the fact that I had eco mode set to below the default why it would not consider this efficient https://t.co/0mVVmNNt5T
In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet
Friday, January 12, 2024 9:36:32 PMTwitter for Android
Green Day collab with Olivia? D
Make it happen. Dope asf

https://t.co/Ve4ZO2Allo 		Friday, January 12, 2024 4:30:46 PMTwitter for Android
@FrankLaRose Frankie Boy! You are dim.

First off, where are they going to go? Moron @GregAbbott_TX keeps bussing them to NY. They supposed to just let them stand there?

Second, it'll never happen you fear mongering fool. They'll never send them to a red state.

GO AWAY
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Wednesday, January 10, 2024 11:23:56 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose Frankie Boy! NOT ONE of those things will ever happen. You heard? Hope you have a shitty 2024.
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Tuesday, January 02, 2024 2:02:14 AMTwitter Web App
Happy New Year's Eve to everyone it's still New Year's Eve for! 🥂🥳🍾🎉 #2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣ Sunday, December 31, 2023 9:12:17 PMBlueSky
Everyone is doing this, so let me have at it. Ask me anonymous shit.

https://t.co/skeGL7QT6v

(And yes, the link is portfolioso2 because there isn't a notion of an account, which is weird, so you cannot claim a username if you delete the app, it's gone forever, which is silly) 		Friday, December 29, 2023 6:26:22 AMTwitter for Android
@OlentangySD Split the district already. We live in southern Delaware county, so why are we responsible for the rapid development of farms into apartment complexes up north. With already increased home valuations, this is a tremendous ask when homeowners are already squeezed by inflation
In reply to @OlentangySD's tweet
Friday, December 22, 2023 3:18:32 PMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle US. It happened sometime. yesterday evening. I couldn't even find a record of my question on my https://t.co/sV9I5G5yjm, so it probably just wasn't working at the time.

This is fine. It works again. I'm used to how inherently buggy Google Home voice assistant is
In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet
Friday, December 22, 2023 10:27:10 AMTwitter for Android
In today's episode of mad ghetto home workarounds, when your sump pump pipe collapses and starts discharging water all over your foundation, simply cut the pipe and use a kid's slide to divert water into a ditch away from the house foundation https://t.co/NpcTnL3gJL Monday, December 18, 2023 5:51:09 PMTwitter Web App
@laurenboebert Lemmie get that weed vape, granny
In reply to @laurenboebert's tweet
Thursday, December 14, 2023 6:37:31 PMTwitter Web App
Like is this a Windows bug? I notice this badly in Slack and Discord Native Windows apps

https://t.co/LdJdLDQPaA
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Sunday, December 10, 2023 10:29:52 PMTwitter Web App
Someone tell me wtf is wrong with Windows 11's spell checker. It sucks BALLS. Any app that uses the OS native spell checking makes piss poor suggestions:

IE - dont (with no apostrophe suggests don'ts)

traffiv --> triffid (rather than traffic)

@Windows 		Sunday, December 10, 2023 10:25:02 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose Good Boy, Frankie. I'm glad the elections are fair. This way, you can't contest on how voters thought your special election was crap, and also voted yes on 1 and 2. Goofball.

Also how about that audience! It's time for this generation to move on if you catch my drift...
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Wednesday, December 06, 2023 10:10:11 AMTwitter Web App
The medical team should have put a knee on this cocksucker's neck to stop the bleeding.

Also the person who attacked him has nothing to lose. I'm glad he didn't kill him because this needs to happen over and over and over again

https://t.co/eT2UHcRL5r 		Friday, December 01, 2023 9:28:18 PMTwitter for Android
Happy December and RIP Chester

https://t.co/pIbFcmgQ92

(Every time I post this, wifey calls me an emo) 		Friday, December 01, 2023 3:17:33 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose FRANKIE BOY! You are not to be tweeting about "precious daughters", when your idiotic policies forced a 10 year old rape victim to have to flee the state to abort her rapist's fetus.

You're a joke, my guy
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Monday, November 27, 2023 2:36:13 PMTwitter Web App
It will bring me so much joy to watch OpenAI just completely collapse. I had nothing against the company at all, but I hate when a bunch of stuffy suits on a board think they know it all and make stupid decisions that everyone disagrees with. MSFT is the winner here. Tuesday, November 21, 2023 11:55:55 AMTwitter Web App
@ProtectWomenOH @jackwindsor Cut the crap. I had my dick foreskin barbarically snipped after birth and I don't remember a thing
In reply to @ProtectWomenOH's tweet
Tuesday, November 07, 2023 4:03:21 PMTwitter Web App
@OhioTrump2024 @FrankLaRose Fox News told me that the illegal Mexican rapists put fentanyl in kids candy, so it's gotta be true!
In reply to @OhioTrump2024's tweet
Wednesday, November 01, 2023 8:03:53 PMTwitter for Android
@FrankLaRose Frankie Boy! Make sure the illegal Mexican rapists coming up from the border aren't putting fentanyl in there!

(See how absurd this sounds? This is what ya crazy Orange man believes in)
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Wednesday, November 01, 2023 10:32:13 AMTwitter Web App
We need that Ukraine and Israel money

https://t.co/apbZpjiBM3 		Monday, October 30, 2023 11:47:39 PMTwitter for Android
@RobertCSprague @BrookeBihlman Not one of these old crones pictured are capable of getting pregnant so how about you stop controlling women
In reply to @RobertCSprague's tweet
Sunday, October 29, 2023 1:11:35 AMTwitter for Android
@clickforohio Bru. This is the dumbest thing I've seen on the internet tonight. What in the literal balls are you even talking about?

So you support the fetuses, but based on your profile picture, you're good with Israel wiping an entire nation off the map and killing civilians?
In reply to @clickforohio's tweet
Sunday, October 29, 2023 12:55:45 AMTwitter for Android
@RonDeSantis Not fuckin Israel you dummy. What ever happened to America First that your party totes so much?
In reply to @RonDeSantis's tweet
Saturday, October 28, 2023 8:39:43 PMTwitter for Android
Goodbye. Go hang with your family and we'll find a hitting coach who can direct the team to hit their way out of a paper bag, unlike this dude.

https://t.co/PbHyXkIwVF 		Thursday, October 26, 2023 8:32:57 PMTwitter for Android
2008-2014 is peak Dave Grohl [[ Image ]] Tuesday, October 24, 2023 10:50:53 AMBlueSky
@BlueFalcon2285 @PitchCoach16 @ohiogop It didn't support the parental rights for the 10 year old girl's parents, who were forced to leave the state to abort her rapist's fetus.
In reply to @BlueFalcon2285's tweet
Monday, October 23, 2023 10:50:51 AMTwitter Web App
@ProtectWomenOH @MikeDeWine 10 year old rape victim had to leave the state to get rid of the rapist's fetus and was denied healthcare by the extreme ban.
In reply to @ProtectWomenOH's tweet
Sunday, October 22, 2023 11:22:10 AMTwitter for Android
@FrankLaRose @tracegallagher Frankie Boy! Do your job as secretary of state. Stop appearing on all these fake news programs pretending to be a foreign affairs export. You're a jagoff Trumper that wasted $20 million on a sham election.
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Saturday, October 21, 2023 10:08:02 PMTwitter for Android