1843 results for AP — page 2 of 19, showing 101–200
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This cannot be serious but it really is. I'm gonna pee my pants [[ Image ]] Monday, September 22, 2025 10:20:37 PMBlueSky
This cannot be serious right now,.I'm gonna pee my.l pants [[ Image ]] Monday, September 22, 2025 10:19:50 PMBlueSky
Luna sleeps [[ Image ]]
In reply to @tracketpacer.bsky.social's post
Friday, August 15, 2025 7:02:35 PMBlueSky
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In reply to @alexengineer10.bsky.social's post
Sunday, August 10, 2025 12:09:41 PMBlueSky
For example... [[ Image ]]
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Friday, July 25, 2025 7:40:13 PMBlueSky
I literally cannot stop trolling MAGA government officials over on X with DEEZ NUTS.

I'll rephrase part of their post and end it with Deez Nuts and maybe I'm a child, but it will never NOT be funny. [[ Image ]] 		Friday, July 25, 2025 7:35:53 PMBlueSky
🍄🌀✌ī¸đŸŒŒđŸš€ [[ Image ]] Saturday, July 19, 2025 1:29:30 AMBlueSky
🍄✌ī¸đŸš€đŸŒŒ [[ Image ]] Saturday, July 19, 2025 1:27:33 AMBlueSky
"We learned that her owner no longer wanted her"

Fuck is wrong with people?! [[ Image ]] 		Saturday, July 05, 2025 12:57:32 PMBlueSky
Can't stand summer [[ Image ]] Saturday, June 21, 2025 12:49:26 AMBlueSky
We live in a pretty damn good simulation if shit like this is accounted for: [[ Image ]] Friday, May 30, 2025 5:03:09 PMBlueSky
Anyone remember when American Idiot came out and we were all mad at George W. Bush and now it's like what the fuck is actually happening? Saturday, May 24, 2025 6:14:01 PMBlueSky
Not trying to stereotype here, but I looked up the kiddo's school ratings by ethnicity, and this completely checks out... [[ Image ]] Thursday, May 22, 2025 2:01:24 AMBlueSky
I get this a lot =( [[ Image ]]
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Wednesday, May 21, 2025 5:04:30 PMBlueSky
I'm actually appalled. Been buying the same pair of Under Armour sneakers for years and they were always $40-50.

Today, they were $80. I had no choice because my old ones have holes and they're one of the rare brands that does 4E wide because I have a gorilla foot.

😞 		Wednesday, May 21, 2025 2:20:06 PMBlueSky
Part of me needs to stop watching post apocalyptic shows, but part of me needs to know what to expect Saturday, May 03, 2025 2:28:43 AMBlueSky
Therapist: "How do you plan on getting through the next 4 years?"

Me: 		Tuesday, April 29, 2025 2:52:48 AMBlueSky
Gen Z be like [[ Image ]] Sunday, April 20, 2025 12:08:04 AMBlueSky
Get the fuck out of here. I hate fantasy baseball and stink at it. I was up by 30 points+ all week long and then I end up losing by 2.67 points [[ Image ]] Sunday, March 30, 2025 11:37:41 PMBlueSky
But isn't next.js just a react wrapper?
In reply to @endingwithali.com's post
Tuesday, March 25, 2025 9:22:08 AMBlueSky
See, no one actually asked for this. This kind of crap is why they end up having to raise the price all the time.

screenrant.com/the-electric... 		Monday, March 24, 2025 1:40:14 AMBlueSky
All the cabbage I ate is kicking in and I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow. 💨💨💨 Friday, March 21, 2025 3:01:01 AMBlueSky
See, how did that happen? Because my dog goes nuts at the ding dong sound and we never had that kind of old school doorbell in her life ever. How'd she learn that?
In reply to @shenet.works's post
Thursday, March 13, 2025 9:08:15 PMBlueSky
Not sure how many times I have to reiterate that if you lease/own a cyber truck, you're a raging dickhead. They're unreliable pieces of crap, and on top of that, Elon is a complete jagoff

www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-... 		Monday, March 03, 2025 9:52:16 PMBlueSky
Diamonds are a scam. Carbon is the 15th most abundant element in Earth's crust. If anyone ever needs to buy diamonds for whatever reason, save your money and get lab grown because they're magnitudes cheaper and better quality than natural ones and it's the same exact thing. Monday, March 03, 2025 2:37:56 AMBlueSky
Don't buy shit today, fam [[ Image ]] Friday, February 28, 2025 8:21:26 AMBlueSky
BIOS updates scare the absolute crap out of me. I never trust the device to not be bricked after one [[ Image ]] Thursday, February 27, 2025 5:45:35 PMBlueSky
I'd love it if Betelgeuse went supernova in my lifetime. Could happen tomorrow. Could happen in 100,000 years. Either way, it's happening VERY soon! Thursday, February 27, 2025 11:07:31 AMBlueSky
You buy cheap, you get cheap.

Our offshore engineers are some of the laziest motherfuckers I've ever worked with. They literally can't figure things out and come to me being like "hey we need to connect" with no details of errors or what they tried. 		Friday, February 21, 2025 10:15:05 AMBlueSky
This was written on my whiteboard on my freshman dorm door. When you pay a million dollars a month for fragmented streaming services while they make record profits and their execs are multimillionaires, and they still don't have the content you want to watch... Piracy. That is all. [[ Image ]] Monday, February 17, 2025 5:46:45 PMBlueSky
Tiktok's back on the app stores... What a time to be alive. Friday, February 14, 2025 2:41:16 AMBlueSky
My microwave broke a couple weeks ago, and the new one has a white LED display which is modern. It makes all of the rest of my appliances from the 2010s with green LEDs look very dated (dishwasher, stove, fridge) Thursday, February 06, 2025 1:13:36 AMBlueSky
My inner New York is showing when I said good night and it triggered Gemini into thinking I asked it to set an alarm. In a bout of confusion and annoyance: [[ Image ]] Tuesday, February 04, 2025 11:05:49 PMBlueSky
You can find some absurd comments on the MSFT forums, but what I really want to know are who tf are the 5 people who found this helpful :rofl: [[ Image ]] Monday, January 27, 2025 5:23:27 PMBlueSky
Telling the AI "that is garbage code bro" đŸ¤Ŗ [[ Image ]] Friday, January 24, 2025 6:26:08 PMBlueSky
Idk, maybe we need to like... Elect better fucking presidents. The US is falling faster than the Roman Empire [[ Image ]] Saturday, January 18, 2025 11:19:51 PMBlueSky
I hate when people do this shit. Just tell me wtf you want from my life [[ Image ]] Wednesday, January 15, 2025 9:30:42 AMBlueSky
December 1997 was a wild time to be alive. Look at all these bangers. [[ Image ]] Tuesday, January 07, 2025 1:17:31 AMBlueSky
I see that goofball Ajit Pai (former FCC chair under Donnie Orange) is back in the news again. I heckled that clown so much back in the day on Elon's dumb website that he blocked me. Lolz! [[ Image ]] Sunday, December 29, 2024 6:56:46 PMBlueSky
I'm not a fan of 80s synth pop. So here's a hot take. The following Christmas songs are NOT good:

Wham - Last Christmas
The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping 		Saturday, December 28, 2024 1:15:26 AMBlueSky
Yaaas! I got a Snoop on da Stoop! [[ Image ]] Wednesday, December 25, 2024 1:14:55 PMBlueSky
We'll see the sun again in May I guess [[ Image ]] Tuesday, December 24, 2024 11:23:03 AMBlueSky
Come on. What kind of crap is this. It's supposed to be snowing. Third dud winter in a row. [[ Image ]] Monday, December 23, 2024 9:55:37 AMBlueSky
Happy Winter Solstice! Cheers to the darkest day of the year and winter. Now where's my snow? ☃ī¸â„ī¸đŸŒ¨ī¸đŸĨļ Saturday, December 21, 2024 1:27:02 PMBlueSky
I could not resist, because I'm a child obviously [[ Image ]] Wednesday, December 18, 2024 5:32:21 PMBlueSky
In the 90s and early 2000s, Times New Roman, 12 pt size was the gold standard. If you didn't use that for a paper, it was essentially rejected. It was such an ugly font, too! (I'm not a fan of serif fonts).

Now MSFT changes the defaults up all the time 		Friday, December 13, 2024 3:48:50 AMBlueSky
Yes [[ Image ]]
In reply to @shenet.works's post
Wednesday, December 11, 2024 11:08:41 AMBlueSky
Someone forgot to call 811 lol [[ Image ]]
In reply to @tracketpacer.bsky.social's post
Tuesday, December 10, 2024 12:36:36 PMBlueSky
In Brenda Lee's song Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree, the lyric "Later we'll have some pumpkin pie"

If you swap it to "fuckin' pie" you'll never unhear that for the rest of your life. 		Tuesday, December 10, 2024 12:32:27 PMBlueSky
Apple totally hired Chris to do the forecast
In reply to @sysengineer.dev's post
Thursday, December 05, 2024 10:46:23 AMBlueSky
Wifey overheard me talking to my mom about the car accident stuff and was not happy with what I was saying and I think I just avoided a fight by immediately starting a call with one of my India coworkers and doing some work for the next 45 mins

Lmao. Didn't give her the opportunity to come at me 		Thursday, December 05, 2024 12:47:24 AMBlueSky
I really am not a youngster anymore. Found this relic from the 2008-2009 or so [[ Image ]] Saturday, November 30, 2024 2:23:01 AMBlueSky
Tell me JavaScript is crap without telling me JavaScript is crap. Why does my React hello world example have nearly 42k files in it? [[ Image ]] Friday, November 29, 2024 8:17:43 PMBlueSky
Let's get real with these dumb clickbait article titles. No 4 year old is hacking anything. The mom was an idiot who didn't secure her account [[ Image ]] Friday, November 29, 2024 6:31:37 PMBlueSky
Did anyone catch on? We pretty much have to, with all the population collapse and everything
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Thursday, November 28, 2024 12:10:59 AMBlueSky
No sympathy for Bayer. They are poisoning us all. [[ Image ]] Tuesday, November 19, 2024 1:40:10 AMBlueSky
Yoooo. This just took me BACK (Damn it, I'm aging myself with this, aren't I) [[ Image ]] Monday, November 18, 2024 1:59:51 AMBlueSky
I am so annoyed rn because my pre lit Christmas tree completely failed after just 6 seasons.

Not only does the remote controller RF box not work, but there's also some issue preventing the entire clear set of lights from working.

Not what I had in my cards for today. Kiddo was so disappointed ☚ī¸ 		Saturday, November 16, 2024 10:55:34 PMBlueSky
Alice in Chains Unplugged is the literal perfect record for when it's been gloomy for the millionth day in a row in Ohio [[ Image ]] Saturday, November 16, 2024 3:19:11 PMBlueSky
Head over to #Feeds and search for Infosec [[ Image ]]
In reply to @d0c.bsky.social's post
Friday, November 08, 2024 4:29:13 PMBlueSky
Checking in from Dumbfuckistan, USA. I apologize to the world that the majority of our citizens want to go backwards.
In reply to @bombi.bsky.social's post
Friday, November 08, 2024 10:13:25 AMBlueSky
@TimRossOH @Paduch @OhioChamber @matthuffman1 @Rob_McColley @FrankLaRose Let me recap for you: "We could have had fair maps and representation, but the only way we can make this state as red as possible is if we cheat to gerrymander a supermajority."
In reply to @TimRossOH's tweet
Friday, November 08, 2024 12:52:37 AMTwitter Web App
@Capt_Jackson_ @AdamCBird Get educated. Are the.maps as they are drawn now fair? https://t.co/LxvInoEsDH
In reply to @Capt_Jackson_'s tweet
Sunday, November 03, 2024 7:52:25 PMTwitter for Android
@MehekCooke @berniemoreno Tell me how much your electric bill went up and how many politicians unalived themselves because of HB6 and the First Energy scandal. Tell me.

Why are they so corrupt. Why do you want to keep the absurdly drawn maps? Oh right. Y'all have to cheat to win.
In reply to @MehekCooke's tweet
Sunday, November 03, 2024 6:41:22 PMTwitter for Android
@robertdr00 @OHRSCC You're all dummies. A no vote keeps the current maps, which are absurdly unfair for citizen representation.

The current maps were shot down 7 times in court and they were like "fuck em, we'll keep them anyways"
In reply to @robertdr00's tweet
Sunday, November 03, 2024 1:23:54 AMTwitter for Android
@ohiogop How does voting no stop gerrymandering if it lets the same 5 crooked assholes draw the maps? Maps that were deemed unconstitutional 7 times.

You are all outside your minds
In reply to @ohiogop's tweet
Friday, November 01, 2024 12:18:59 PMTwitter for Android
Let me tell you what's going to happen in 2025 (and beyond) for the Yankees:

- Cashman will keep Boone
- Most of the free agents will walk
- Next year's team will be the same mediocrity
- [Further future] Judge will retire without a WS ring 		Thursday, October 31, 2024 4:35:25 PMTwitter Web App
@ohiogop Literally "Vote no to keep Ohio Red" because we draw absurd maps and if you vote yes, they'll draw fair ones and we'll lose our power

Cunts.
In reply to @ohiogop's tweet
Thursday, October 31, 2024 4:00:10 PMTwitter Web App
@ChairmanAlex Why don't you allow replies, you wimp? Can't take the criticism? So you mean to tell me that your moron party drew maps 7 times and they all got struck down as unfair? You're telling us to vote no to trust YOUR party to draw them fairly?

BAHAHA You corrupt fool https://t.co/ADS507JXMI 		Monday, October 28, 2024 12:27:59 PMTwitter Web App
I want an Olivia MetroCard! I don't even live in NY and when I do visit, MetroCards are shit (should use OMNY tap and pay instead) https://t.co/502NmmRzPs Sunday, October 27, 2024 10:37:19 AMTwitter for Android
Delta just has a shitty engineering team. We had crippled company laptops and thousands of EC2 instances, and had everything back online in less than 8 hours. Not trying to defend Crowdstrike, but in software, shipping bugs is inevitable...

https://t.co/xBC0dz9Rir 		Saturday, October 26, 2024 11:28:26 PMTwitter for Android
@KeithFaber Keith. It's already Gerrymandered you gd fool. You are just scared your idiot party is going to lose power when a BIPARTISAN committee that isn't made up of PACs or politician draws actual fair maps https://t.co/ahCsvYGPW9
In reply to @KeithFaber's tweet
Saturday, October 26, 2024 8:46:12 PMTwitter for Android
I need an Olivia Rodrigo "fuck it, it's fine" gif to use when blindly accepting convoluted Pulumi pull requests and it indicates some weird bullshit happened Wednesday, October 02, 2024 5:23:05 PMTwitter Web App
Here's the thing Spectrum. While I appreciate this gesture of good will, this is pretty much useless to me. Maybe address the fact that my upload speed is still 20MBPS like it's 2007 again. I would have much rather taken a boost from 20 to 30 or 50 up https://t.co/tbgU2kzR4p Tuesday, October 01, 2024 5:12:01 PMTwitter Web App
@HamCoGOP What's the other option. A bunch of White GOP boomers draw absurdly skewed maps instead of fair maps from the public? Fuck outta hea
In reply to @HamCoGOP's tweet
Sunday, September 29, 2024 2:25:47 PMTwitter Web App
@elonmusk This is fear mongering, Elon. All that shit's not going to happen
In reply to @elonmusk's tweet
Thursday, September 26, 2024 1:12:27 PMTwitter Web App
I don't think you understand how fucking happy I am that it's no longer the summer solstice. Now hurry up and cool the fuck down Monday, September 23, 2024 2:09:51 PMTwitter Web App
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #202,378!

(Forgot about bluesky tbh) [[ Image ]] 		Thursday, September 19, 2024 10:56:39 AMBlueSky
@AskCiti App update fixed it. Thx
In reply to @AskCiti's tweet
Saturday, September 07, 2024 6:43:58 AMTwitter for Android
@ansonsination @Citi Yes. Doesn't load at all. Uninstalled and reinstalled to clear app data. Causes phone to hang as well.
In reply to @ansonsination's tweet
Monday, September 02, 2024 11:10:08 PMTwitter Web App
@Citibank wtf is wrong with your android app? https://t.co/BvcZZr7QxD Monday, September 02, 2024 10:36:41 PMTwitter for Android
This is purely the fault of @BoeingSpace

I wouldn't trust that company to make a paper airplane, let alone spacecraft.
https://t.co/AtHZmBY8ZD 		Monday, August 26, 2024 8:50:24 PMTwitter for Android
@github What happened to the autocomplete search box when searching gists? Tuesday, July 30, 2024 1:34:45 AMTwitter Web App
"we're investigating the cause"

What's there to investigate? It's a piece of shit Boeing plane. All their shit falls apart and is made like absolute crap.

https://t.co/atlNgw3FIK 		Monday, July 08, 2024 8:04:20 PMTwitter for Android
Wise man. Just set low expectations and you'll be happy.

Seriously. If you want it all, it ain't happening and you'll be mis. As long as there's kindness and respect, it'll go a long way

https://t.co/jL2p3Blw58 		Monday, July 01, 2024 11:06:53 AMTwitter for Android
@_sysengineer What happened? Destroyed by Gemma?
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
Wednesday, June 26, 2024 3:07:13 PMTwitter Web App
As a pixel fan, it's dumb AF to buy the Pixel 9 because Samsung-made Tensor chips are weak overheating piles of crap. Wait another year for TSMC, but I'd recommend skipping the first model year and let them work the kinks out

https://t.co/wogQcHWJc9 		Sunday, June 23, 2024 2:17:19 PMTwitter for Android
Rewatching Buffy and underground 90s rock slaps so hard

https://t.co/SdsQ4KyKmS 		Sunday, June 23, 2024 12:21:05 AMTwitter for Android
@BofA_Help Thank you. I must have been doing something wrong because I was able to name it correctly and add both my keys.

But I really don't understand why it has to be associated with a debt card and ask for my debit card pin, rather than applying to my entire account
In reply to @BofA_Help's tweet
Monday, June 17, 2024 5:52:12 PMTwitter for Android
@BankofAmerica Can you tell your app product people and dev people this is a dumb limitation? Why can't we have a number in our Security key name. I literally have a Yubikey 5C https://t.co/0Wam5Z6LUL Monday, June 17, 2024 3:44:13 PMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle @rosterloh Will you do this already? Why have ratchet OEMs implemented this but Pixel has not? "Adaptive charging" is laughable and I want a charging limit.

How do you expect these devices to last 7 years with people abusing their batteries? https://t.co/UyVolQpMF4 		Monday, June 17, 2024 12:17:53 AMTwitter Web App
@KeithFaber Your mom will be overturned in appeals.
In reply to @KeithFaber's tweet
Friday, May 31, 2024 5:25:18 PMTwitter Web App
Y'all - I just want to make one quick DNS change, but our infra code pipeline takes 13 minutes to run + requires an approval.

Then they wonder why everything takes forever 		Friday, May 31, 2024 11:04:45 AMBlueSky
Y'all - I just want to make one quick DNS change, but our infra code pipeline takes 13 minutes to run + requires an approval.

Then they wonder why everything takes forever 		Friday, May 31, 2024 11:04:41 AMTwitter Web App
What is this ridiculous shit
@PayPal
Surely there are better ways to beat bots with impossible captchas that are absurd for actual real humans to solve. My account uses a hardware security key. That should bypass the captcha Horseshit UX https://t.co/5RvLZ0fsnp 		Tuesday, May 21, 2024 8:11:11 PMTwitter Web App
@nancyalice1 @GovMikeDeWine @FranDeWine @ImaginationOhio Oh no! Free books! I'm appalled. God forbid we educate the children! They might grow up to become hippie liberals
In reply to @nancyalice1's tweet
Tuesday, May 07, 2024 3:40:50 PMTwitter Web App
Gee @StateDept... You think? How about everyone stops sending them fuckin money and weapons then https://t.co/eeSV9OKGSt Sunday, April 28, 2024 8:58:02 PMTwitter for Android
She's a moron.

1) She is indeed above the law because any common person who doesn't stop is arrested on the spot.

2) If she just pulled over, chances are they let her go and slap her on the wrist.

But now she got caught looking like a privileged asshole on bodycam video
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, April 27, 2024 1:59:31 AMTwitter for Android
I applaud the Seattle PD for murdering a pedophile Saturday, April 27, 2024 1:29:15 AMTwitter for Android
idgaf that the guy who invented gifs pronounces it with a J like the peanut butter. He's wrong

It's a hard G. It's not jraphics interchange format, dummies 		Sunday, April 21, 2024 11:48:18 PMTwitter Web App