1538 results for shit — page 12 of 16, showing 1101–1200
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Fuck Verizon for not updating my shit to 4.0.4. I'm rooting this bitch and doing it manually. It's been too long Tuesday, May 29, 2012 1:17:33 AMTwitter Web Client
Not that I'm a pussy or some shit, but this is like prime schnuggling material. Monday, May 28, 2012 2:22:21 AMTwitter for Android
I mean.. I know I love Aladdin and shit and Jasmine is hot... but Lion King is my all time childhood movie. Monday, May 28, 2012 1:44:48 AMTwitter for Android
Come on man... you're retweeting shit while taking a shit? Sunday, May 27, 2012 10:29:22 PMTwitter for Android
Piece of shit new haven line. I think this antique train just broke down. Friday, May 25, 2012 7:54:32 PMTwitter for Android
@ShavingFoams happy birthday. Or day after your birthday. Or some shit. Idk I'm hammered and got tossed from the bar. Lol
In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet
Friday, May 25, 2012 2:17:27 AMTwitter for Android
Also, I learned tonight that no motherfucker is real. Everyone is full of shit. So why even bother Friday, May 25, 2012 1:19:05 AMTwitter Web Client
Niraj paid for all that shit fuckers. So I crumbled up dollar bills , threw them in her fuckin face and walked out. Fuckin cunt Friday, May 25, 2012 12:56:45 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin whatever... bartender thought I was crazy. She should see me last and or next week. Pieces of shit Friday, May 25, 2012 12:55:58 AMTwitter Web Client
Shameless plug: http://t.co/jFkMFU2. No tax when shipped to NY and usually free shipping. And I get my shit in like a day. Wednesday, May 23, 2012 11:08:30 PMTwitter Web Client
Alexey: "Joe. Did you ever have show and tell in school? What should my son bring? I don't want him to bring some stupid shit." Tuesday, May 22, 2012 1:34:50 AMTwitter Web Client
I'd like to know how it is that some people have so much of their shit together and some people are fucking disasters. What differentiates? Friday, May 18, 2012 2:57:54 AMTwitter Web Client
Instead of flirting with players, can you make me a mother fuckin snack wrap. Jesus christ. Fuckin guy is slower than shit Friday, May 11, 2012 12:57:52 AMTwitter for Android
This just scared the shit out of me. http://t.co/fpiuE42 Monday, May 07, 2012 11:02:40 AMTwitter for Android
Little bit sloppy on the fuckin flip cup... I need to get my shit together, Friday, May 04, 2012 6:29:07 PMTwitter Web Client
I don't have enough swag for this shit. Can't compete. Bogus Friday, May 04, 2012 6:00:37 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm worse than a fuckin professor at work. Might as well post public office hours, because motherfuckers are lined up to get shit from me. Tuesday, May 01, 2012 9:15:20 PMTwitter Web Client
Hey @dadboner, you're awesome and shit, but stop blowing up my twitter feed. Monday, April 30, 2012 4:28:24 PMTwitter Web Client
If I get another fuckin programmer telling me that their shit isn't building, I'm going to shake a bitch. I know its busted. Monday, April 30, 2012 7:59:51 AMTwitter for Android
You shit-kicking, stinky horse-manure smelling motherfucker you! Go back there and apologize now! Sunday, April 29, 2012 5:54:13 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu Google's going to shit
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Saturday, April 28, 2012 3:04:02 AMTwitter Web Client
The FUCK did google do to their search results. Look like shit. Awful UI designers there Saturday, April 28, 2012 2:30:11 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck all you hos. When there's a will, there's a way. Got that shit built and shipped off to India for testing. Friday, April 27, 2012 2:52:29 AMTwitter Web Client
about why our shit is slow. well maybe it's because we load like 95 versions of jquery shit Thursday, April 26, 2012 6:22:50 PMTwitter Web Client
OK I admit it. Android is a complete piece of shit unless you have a stock OS Thursday, April 26, 2012 2:32:32 PMTwitter Web Client
The get the fuck off my team: Phil Hughes edition... fuckin guys going to shit quicker than Joba. Thursday, April 26, 2012 12:50:49 AMTwitter for Android
Don't tell me that shit wasn't kicked in Monday, April 23, 2012 9:41:27 PMTwitter Web Client
The piece of shit buggy Galaxy Nexus radio picks up signal just about as well as I picked up chicks in high school. Monday, April 23, 2012 8:23:39 PMTwitter for Android
#joecefolitweets ain't got shit on #frankfiorettitweets Sunday, April 22, 2012 11:27:07 AMTwitter for Android
See this is why I can't have kids. I'd be like. "Speak English ya little mother fucker. Cut this babble shit out you're like 4" Tuesday, April 17, 2012 6:59:44 PMTwitter for Android
I'm trying to sleep on this train and this little shit kid is standing up on the seat in front of me, yelling at things out the window Tuesday, April 17, 2012 6:48:51 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu @GadsdenMarc We're dropping Joomla and WordPress for our sites for Drupal. New guy, new broom sweeps clean. SHIT. Monday, April 16, 2012 9:21:26 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm convinced to make this Joomla shit work for this asshole. Whoever decided to go with cloud sites over a cloud server was a jokeface Monday, April 16, 2012 7:43:39 PMTwitter Web Client
The mother fuckin purple ass. Holy shit. Its prime Friday, April 13, 2012 11:58:11 PMTwitter for Android
Things that grind my gears: Firefox using up >700MB of RAM and lagging when typing and switching tabs. Piece of shit browser Monday, April 09, 2012 7:12:17 PMTwitter Web Client
Seriously Firefox? 1.2 gigs of RAM. You fucking piece of shit browser. You're worse than IE. http://t.co/Za1V3Eo Friday, April 06, 2012 2:45:41 PMTwitter Web Client
I love how I get stuck on a train next to a guy with a shit ass. Theres also sewer problems here. Wednesday, April 04, 2012 7:06:44 PMTwitter for Android
Wow... One of our customers just found a good assed bug on our mobile site. Nice! I'm gonna send that shit to my Ukranians to fix overnight Wednesday, April 04, 2012 1:52:22 AMTwitter Web Client
Internet's slower than shit right now. What the fuck, Verizon Wednesday, April 04, 2012 12:17:34 AMTwitter Web Client
So pretty much when you die and click "run again" the app closes. No one caught this shit after it was delayed like 3 months? Poor QA Tuesday, March 27, 2012 6:20:59 PMTwitter Web Client
Hop off the dick, TK. I neither like you nor work for you so stop telling me to do stupid shit. Monday, March 26, 2012 9:08:49 AMTwitter Web Client
Holy shit! A Panera opened in Manhattan? It's about time! Sunday, March 25, 2012 11:23:40 PMTwitter for Android
The other gay thinks my flawless logic is fine. Shit... who's right? Saturday, March 24, 2012 5:28:45 PMTwitter for Android
They've got some fuckin nerve putting unskippable video ads in Draw Something. Ya think my battery wants to deal with this shit? Tuesday, March 20, 2012 10:19:55 PMTwitter Web Client
@mich_amore @Waspito Shut up. I can't draw for shit. marc's been looking at my stick figures since freshman yr study hall so he knows
In reply to @mich_amore's tweet
Monday, March 19, 2012 8:43:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Holy shit I'm fat. I need to like get my shit together. Monday, March 19, 2012 8:41:57 PMTwitter Web Client
Also @MalJNew just heard the phrase "shit happens when you party naked" for the first time tonight. I remember when I was 17. Friday, March 16, 2012 8:06:18 PMTwitter for Android
Alexey! Stop bullshitting with Casey and fix my fucking shit Thursday, March 15, 2012 9:47:17 AMTwitter Web Client
is HBO fuckin retarded? Who gives a fuck about the McCain/Palin election?. No one wants to watch this shit. http://t.co/UPmassp Wednesday, March 07, 2012 11:49:52 PMTwitter for Android
Shit. Haven't been to barfly in a while. Forgot how obsessed I was with this bartender. Wednesday, March 07, 2012 10:04:22 PMTwitter for Android
The mover: "Like the saying goes, 'shit and corruption.' Well, I went upstairs... No shit, but corruption!" Sunday, March 04, 2012 10:30:53 PMTwitter for Android
Wait a sec... fucking Obama is in the city? Fuck off. I want to go to the bar and the cops have the shit barricaded off Thursday, March 01, 2012 8:03:48 PMTwitter for Android
Holy shit, I just used jquery.load for the first time #noob Wednesday, February 29, 2012 2:21:10 AMTwitter Web Client
Shit. I hope she doesn't follow me on twitter and can see my tweets. I mean if she can, fuck it but it would be 10% more embarrassing. Saturday, February 18, 2012 6:22:11 PMTwitter for Android
I think I can't party with coworkers anymore or else I'll def get fired. Shit. Saturday, February 18, 2012 4:12:27 PMTwitter for Android
Shit. The gays made mollys hair like... I'm into her so hard. PS this violates the employee handbook so its off the record. Saturday, February 18, 2012 4:10:11 PMTwitter for Android
These gays know their shit. I mean. Ryan did Lennon's hair and now shes like so bangable. Not that she wasn't before. Hhh Saturday, February 18, 2012 3:12:52 PMTwitter for Android
Wish I got that shit on video. I can't stop smiling Wednesday, February 15, 2012 6:55:32 PMTwitter for Android
Finally blocked that stupid bitch who kept Twitter spamming my feed with Sentsy shit. Who gives a fuck. Not I Tuesday, February 14, 2012 12:07:25 PMTwitter Web Client
I want to get hammered and grind a over these LA biddies to Foo Fighters and Deadmaus. SHIT Sunday, February 12, 2012 10:58:38 PMTwitter for Android
John: it tastes like something that's going to make me shit myself Saturday, February 11, 2012 8:49:19 PMTwitter for Android
Holy shit. We got so much snow I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do. NYC crippled for weeks! This shit's not going to melt until June. Saturday, February 11, 2012 2:09:23 PMTwitter Web Client
It'll be 5 points a day if he doesn't get that shit to me in 2 hours. Friday, February 10, 2012 10:33:33 AMTwitter Web Client
@tomwcleary shit Cleary? Bob Lorenz got a DUI? For reals?
In reply to @tomwcleary's tweet
Wednesday, February 08, 2012 10:12:17 PMTwitter for Android
I'm all for the Giants parade and shit but the fact that my mother fucking office moved a block away from it is going to make it impossible Tuesday, February 07, 2012 7:32:03 AMTwitter for Android
my gays need to, teach me how to handle stupid shit Friday, February 03, 2012 11:04:52 PMTwitter for Android
RT @Frankalankster: I'll get my shit together when our government does. Monday, January 30, 2012 10:58:54 PMTwitter Web Client
Forget watching the State of the Union... Summary: "I didn't do jack shit" Tuesday, January 24, 2012 9:07:25 PMTwitter Web Client
I'd absolutely ruin... whoever is sitting to the left of... I can't. People follow me on this shit Sunday, January 22, 2012 1:12:11 AMTwitter for Android
Protip: unfiltered sake is sweeter but it honestly looks like the bartender shit a load in my shot glass Wednesday, January 18, 2012 10:48:44 PMTwitter for Android
Ah for fucks sake... words with friends letters are: U E I U E I U... the fuck am I supposed to do with that shit Tuesday, January 10, 2012 1:31:25 AMTwitter for Android
@VtotheFlo 1) my freshmen mentees wished they could bang me and 2) you're not in college anymore so stop retweeting that shit 80 times :-)
In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet
Sunday, January 08, 2012 12:10:32 AMTwitter for Android
Holy shit its cold in NY Tuesday, January 03, 2012 9:37:56 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu @michellemm22 I looked into it for them. It's a hosting issue. I gave them the info to file a ticket. No one does shit at that place
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Monday, January 02, 2012 9:13:41 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Ah Shit, there goes 100% Uptime http://bit.ly/u3zpBS Monday, January 02, 2012 1:26:02 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
"A shit's more important than doing your hair. Whatddaya want the guy to shit his pants?" Monday, January 02, 2012 12:01:16 PMTwitter for Android
Alcohol is like free in Arizona. Holy shit. Wednesday, December 28, 2011 8:04:21 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Dumbfuck IT Guy Can't Keep His Shit Secure http://bit.ly/rqhjNu Monday, December 26, 2011 11:23:12 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
I ate that shit in my last tweet. Hhhhhh Wednesday, December 21, 2011 8:40:48 PMTwitter for Android
Read random tweets of mine: http://t.co/yjBPie1 (looks like shit.. I just did the db work and php, not the frontend so stfu) Tuesday, December 20, 2011 3:18:14 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm pretty sure my favorite Christmas gift of all time was Pokemon Blue in 5th grade. Shit was REAL Thursday, December 15, 2011 5:10:43 PMTwitter Web Client
I can't get more than 2 minutes to myself here without someone coming up to me bc they need something. Like. I can't get shit done. Go away. Monday, December 12, 2011 10:26:26 AMTwitter Web Client
That was fucking brilliant!!! Ho.Ly.Shit. Sunday, December 11, 2011 11:54:32 PMTwitter Web Client
Holy shit. At this rate, I could get through the Giants defense Sunday, December 11, 2011 11:16:17 PMTwitter for Android
I am watching Winnie the Pooh and Christmas Too right now. This is my jam. Fuck off if you're judging. It's the shit Thursday, December 08, 2011 8:31:29 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Verizon Can Suck It So Hard with This Galaxy Nexus Delay Shit http://bit.ly/uxhjEu Tuesday, December 06, 2011 12:54:14 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
i look like a fucking jackoff on this train with this piece of shit dumb phone. 0 street cred Monday, December 05, 2011 7:30:38 PMtxt
every subway train i was on today ran like shit. these guys suck Monday, December 05, 2011 7:18:18 PMtxt
these boards are full of shit... Friday, December 02, 2011 7:31:12 PMtxt
Our Android app is a piece of shit Friday, December 02, 2011 4:45:37 PMTwitter Web Client
USA is literally a second world country. What's this shit the Galaxy Nexus is released in the UK, Canada Germany and Japan before here. Fml! Thursday, December 01, 2011 11:00:42 PMTwitter for Android
the second i go to take a nap, the fucker next to me decides to get out. now i'm awake. i need my own driver. this 99% shit sucks Thursday, December 01, 2011 7:55:17 PMtxt
@__JLu No I have not used a Dvorak keyboard layout before! Where would I get that? I used a European keyboard once. Shit was impossible
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Monday, November 28, 2011 10:17:51 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Son Of a Bitch Apple Fanboy Says Galaxy Nexus is a Piece of Shit http://t.co/zszBJYq Monday, November 28, 2011 8:39:14 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Obviously the fucking apple fanboys WOULD say the Galaxy nexus is a piece of shit. Fuck those people: http://t.co/FcEfd4k Monday, November 28, 2011 5:28:04 PMTwitter Web Client
feel like fuckin shit right now...... Sunday, November 27, 2011 3:43:31 AMtxt
they'll find me dead one day. it'll teach them a fuckin lesson and i won't be around to give a shit about it. Thursday, November 17, 2011 11:33:08 PMTwitter Web Client
made it to a college bro house. i miss this shit. #tooold Saturday, November 12, 2011 11:30:25 PMtxt
I should probably put some some clothes on or some shit Tuesday, November 08, 2011 9:54:11 PMTwitter Web Client
why is this fucking train not pulling out.... i need to go home and shit Tuesday, November 08, 2011 7:33:24 PMtxt