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prob the first time I did some php object oriented shit without a syntax error. #twitterbullshit http://t.co/QJWJvSF (needs search feature) Tuesday, September 04, 2012 3:00:04 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck this shit: "Parser Error Message: The 'add' start tag on Ln 161 pos 3 does not match the end tag of 'appSettings'. Ln 318, pos 3." Monday, September 03, 2012 5:41:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Yeahhhhhhhh. Blaze that shit up. Jealous Thursday, August 30, 2012 7:51:51 PMTwitter for Android
Tony is the shit. Just take a look at changeset 23143... http://t.co/Brfyl58 Wednesday, August 29, 2012 4:14:33 PMTwitter Web Client
This movie Contagion is boring the shit out of me. I like the idea of it, but it's just boring. Tuesday, August 28, 2012 2:06:14 PMTwitter Web Client
When [Insert ant VP here] hears about this, the shit's gonna hit the fan Tuesday, August 21, 2012 2:41:05 AMTwitter Web Client
@VtotheFlo nope, still feel like shit
In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet
Wednesday, August 15, 2012 7:59:31 AMTwitter for Android
Shit guys. Gatorpagne is actually not bad tasting Sunday, August 12, 2012 12:22:47 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: The Fahrenheit Scale Is Dumb as Shit http://bit.ly/OJG0dQ Sunday, August 05, 2012 4:59:16 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
This Mexican next to me at the bar smells like shit ass Friday, August 03, 2012 7:38:06 PMTwitter for Android
Screaming Trees Pandora Radio and a couple of beers are the only things keeping me from taking this hammer on my desk and breaking shit Friday, August 03, 2012 4:41:55 PMTwitter Web Client
It's a bunch of bullshit that HBO GO isn't available for Android 4.1 yet. HBO: Y U NO update your shit Wednesday, August 01, 2012 10:33:46 PMTwitter for Android
7zip has horse shit, poorly documented command line parameters Wednesday, August 01, 2012 10:20:02 AMTwitter Web Client
Khodaja: "Is QA slow?" Christina: "Does a bear shit in the woods?" Tuesday, July 31, 2012 5:57:51 PMTwitter Web Client
Who's the dick that burned the popcorn. Now my clothes are going to smell like shit Tuesday, July 31, 2012 3:18:31 PMTwitter Web Client
I mean, my weekend was wild as fuck, but at least I didn't wake up with shit on my chest @DadBoner Monday, July 30, 2012 3:33:34 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin . Why smoke cigs joker. Shit won't get you anywhere crept lung cancer. Smoke a blunt bitches. Saturday, July 28, 2012 4:09:05 PMTwitter for Android
Everyone is giving me shit for my long unkempt hair. I think my hair is longer than Christina's Friday, July 27, 2012 8:12:33 PMTwitter for Android
Oh shit. Lennon just requested to follow me on Twitter. Better not look through my old tweets.... Thursday, July 26, 2012 10:46:30 AMTwitter Web Client
Gio's Skype icon is the absolute shit http://t.co/IgzGMju Wednesday, July 25, 2012 10:53:24 AMTwitter Web Client
PS - php kicked my ass tonight. Took me way too long to do the simplest bullshit, and it's still horse shit code. This is why I'm not a dev Tuesday, July 24, 2012 12:11:27 AMTwitter Web Client
Can't even take a shit without these RackSpace failure alerts hitting me up... Monday, July 23, 2012 5:33:35 PMTwitter Web Client
Jesus Christ the Yankees suck. Can't even beat a shit team in 4 games Sunday, July 22, 2012 7:56:05 PMTwitter for Android
"Her vagina has to smell like shit. Straight up stanky Hudson River" -Elise Friday, July 20, 2012 7:09:49 PMTwitter for Android
This is bullshit. We need a keg team here to make sure this shit works at all times. Thursday, July 12, 2012 6:18:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Today, I realized that I started giving too much of a shit and was all stressy and in a bad mood. Finally don't give a fuck and I'm better Wednesday, July 11, 2012 10:05:16 PMTwitter Web Client
This fucking firewall shit is going to take all motherless night Tuesday, July 10, 2012 1:13:02 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Verizon's Android WiFi Remote App is Some Shady Shit http://bit.ly/MaRyVE Saturday, July 07, 2012 4:04:26 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
John: "Popeye's. That's some deep south shit" Saturday, July 07, 2012 12:59:07 AMTwitter for Android
Love how some tub of shit decided to squeeze into my three seater. Fuckin go to another one its to hot for this bullshit Monday, July 02, 2012 6:42:57 PMTwitter for Android
Now you can count how many times I say fuck, shit and other words on twitter: http://t.co/CYg7v2v Thanks Quirk for helping with the SQL Sunday, July 01, 2012 5:13:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Steve Jobs didnt get where he was by listening to ppl. He did it his way. Then they fired him. And he came back and ran the shit like a boss Wednesday, June 27, 2012 10:19:50 AMTwitter Web Client
BULL. SHIT. this crime heatmap says Bridgeport is in the green and Stratford is not. I don't buy that http://t.co/2XCKuvt Wednesday, June 27, 2012 12:53:48 AMTwitter Web Client
I have a headache, my eye is permanently twitching and none of this fucking build shit is working and we have to deploy at 6am Monday, June 25, 2012 2:37:43 AMTwitter Web Client
Fucking 45 minutes to get from Fulton St to Grand Central. I could climb backwards up an icy incline faster than the piece of shit 4/5 train Monday, June 18, 2012 6:43:02 PMTwitter for Android
No Alexey, when the app crashes the server every 20 minutes, the solution is NOT to auto reset IIS every 15 mins. Fix the fucking shit code. Monday, June 18, 2012 12:12:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Now Jay is starting in with his fucking shit. Monday, June 18, 2012 9:58:50 AMTwitter Web Client
Whenever I get back from vacation, I'm always in the foulest of moods. Usually because everyone fucked shit up while I was gone. Same bull Monday, June 18, 2012 9:15:23 AMTwitter Web Client
Oh shit. They don't follow me on here, do they? Saturday, June 16, 2012 3:40:37 PMTwitter for Android
I've got these fuckers hey the balls and they know it. And they'll do whatever the fuck I say. Because I'm right. And the shit Thursday, June 07, 2012 10:29:36 PMTwitter for Android
Swear to God, they don't pay me enough for this shit, especially being on call overnight. Requesting a raise. By 35 grand. Thursday, June 07, 2012 12:49:36 AMTwitter Web Client
Me: "So Alexey, when you say 'mirror server,' what does it actually do?" Alexey: "It just mirrors shit man... It mirrors shit." Tuesday, June 05, 2012 12:42:21 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: In devops are 10% get shit done. Rest are get bullshit done. Sunday, June 03, 2012 6:58:17 PMTwitter for Android
What's this dog show on CBS? I'd bang the shit out of these dog owner babes Wednesday, May 30, 2012 8:34:49 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck Verizon for not updating my shit to 4.0.4. I'm rooting this bitch and doing it manually. It's been too long Tuesday, May 29, 2012 1:17:33 AMTwitter Web Client
Not that I'm a pussy or some shit, but this is like prime schnuggling material. Monday, May 28, 2012 2:22:21 AMTwitter for Android
I mean.. I know I love Aladdin and shit and Jasmine is hot... but Lion King is my all time childhood movie. Monday, May 28, 2012 1:44:48 AMTwitter for Android
Come on man... you're retweeting shit while taking a shit? Sunday, May 27, 2012 10:29:22 PMTwitter for Android
Piece of shit new haven line. I think this antique train just broke down. Friday, May 25, 2012 7:54:32 PMTwitter for Android
@ShavingFoams happy birthday. Or day after your birthday. Or some shit. Idk I'm hammered and got tossed from the bar. Lol
In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet
Friday, May 25, 2012 2:17:27 AMTwitter for Android
Also, I learned tonight that no motherfucker is real. Everyone is full of shit. So why even bother Friday, May 25, 2012 1:19:05 AMTwitter Web Client
Niraj paid for all that shit fuckers. So I crumbled up dollar bills , threw them in her fuckin face and walked out. Fuckin cunt Friday, May 25, 2012 12:56:45 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin whatever... bartender thought I was crazy. She should see me last and or next week. Pieces of shit Friday, May 25, 2012 12:55:58 AMTwitter Web Client
Shameless plug: http://t.co/jFkMFU2. No tax when shipped to NY and usually free shipping. And I get my shit in like a day. Wednesday, May 23, 2012 11:08:30 PMTwitter Web Client
Alexey: "Joe. Did you ever have show and tell in school? What should my son bring? I don't want him to bring some stupid shit." Tuesday, May 22, 2012 1:34:50 AMTwitter Web Client
I'd like to know how it is that some people have so much of their shit together and some people are fucking disasters. What differentiates? Friday, May 18, 2012 2:57:54 AMTwitter Web Client
Instead of flirting with players, can you make me a mother fuckin snack wrap. Jesus christ. Fuckin guy is slower than shit Friday, May 11, 2012 12:57:52 AMTwitter for Android
This just scared the shit out of me. http://t.co/fpiuE42 Monday, May 07, 2012 11:02:40 AMTwitter for Android
Little bit sloppy on the fuckin flip cup... I need to get my shit together, Friday, May 04, 2012 6:29:07 PMTwitter Web Client
I don't have enough swag for this shit. Can't compete. Bogus Friday, May 04, 2012 6:00:37 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm worse than a fuckin professor at work. Might as well post public office hours, because motherfuckers are lined up to get shit from me. Tuesday, May 01, 2012 9:15:20 PMTwitter Web Client
Hey @dadboner, you're awesome and shit, but stop blowing up my twitter feed. Monday, April 30, 2012 4:28:24 PMTwitter Web Client
If I get another fuckin programmer telling me that their shit isn't building, I'm going to shake a bitch. I know its busted. Monday, April 30, 2012 7:59:51 AMTwitter for Android
You shit-kicking, stinky horse-manure smelling motherfucker you! Go back there and apologize now! Sunday, April 29, 2012 5:54:13 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu Google's going to shit
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Saturday, April 28, 2012 3:04:02 AMTwitter Web Client
The FUCK did google do to their search results. Look like shit. Awful UI designers there Saturday, April 28, 2012 2:30:11 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck all you hos. When there's a will, there's a way. Got that shit built and shipped off to India for testing. Friday, April 27, 2012 2:52:29 AMTwitter Web Client
about why our shit is slow. well maybe it's because we load like 95 versions of jquery shit Thursday, April 26, 2012 6:22:50 PMTwitter Web Client
OK I admit it. Android is a complete piece of shit unless you have a stock OS Thursday, April 26, 2012 2:32:32 PMTwitter Web Client
The get the fuck off my team: Phil Hughes edition... fuckin guys going to shit quicker than Joba. Thursday, April 26, 2012 12:50:49 AMTwitter for Android
Don't tell me that shit wasn't kicked in Monday, April 23, 2012 9:41:27 PMTwitter Web Client
The piece of shit buggy Galaxy Nexus radio picks up signal just about as well as I picked up chicks in high school. Monday, April 23, 2012 8:23:39 PMTwitter for Android
#joecefolitweets ain't got shit on #frankfiorettitweets Sunday, April 22, 2012 11:27:07 AMTwitter for Android
See this is why I can't have kids. I'd be like. "Speak English ya little mother fucker. Cut this babble shit out you're like 4" Tuesday, April 17, 2012 6:59:44 PMTwitter for Android
I'm trying to sleep on this train and this little shit kid is standing up on the seat in front of me, yelling at things out the window Tuesday, April 17, 2012 6:48:51 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu @GadsdenMarc We're dropping Joomla and WordPress for our sites for Drupal. New guy, new broom sweeps clean. SHIT. Monday, April 16, 2012 9:21:26 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm convinced to make this Joomla shit work for this asshole. Whoever decided to go with cloud sites over a cloud server was a jokeface Monday, April 16, 2012 7:43:39 PMTwitter Web Client
The mother fuckin purple ass. Holy shit. Its prime Friday, April 13, 2012 11:58:11 PMTwitter for Android
Things that grind my gears: Firefox using up >700MB of RAM and lagging when typing and switching tabs. Piece of shit browser Monday, April 09, 2012 7:12:17 PMTwitter Web Client
Seriously Firefox? 1.2 gigs of RAM. You fucking piece of shit browser. You're worse than IE. http://t.co/Za1V3Eo Friday, April 06, 2012 2:45:41 PMTwitter Web Client
I love how I get stuck on a train next to a guy with a shit ass. Theres also sewer problems here. Wednesday, April 04, 2012 7:06:44 PMTwitter for Android
Wow... One of our customers just found a good assed bug on our mobile site. Nice! I'm gonna send that shit to my Ukranians to fix overnight Wednesday, April 04, 2012 1:52:22 AMTwitter Web Client
Internet's slower than shit right now. What the fuck, Verizon Wednesday, April 04, 2012 12:17:34 AMTwitter Web Client
So pretty much when you die and click "run again" the app closes. No one caught this shit after it was delayed like 3 months? Poor QA Tuesday, March 27, 2012 6:20:59 PMTwitter Web Client
Hop off the dick, TK. I neither like you nor work for you so stop telling me to do stupid shit. Monday, March 26, 2012 9:08:49 AMTwitter Web Client
Holy shit! A Panera opened in Manhattan? It's about time! Sunday, March 25, 2012 11:23:40 PMTwitter for Android
The other gay thinks my flawless logic is fine. Shit... who's right? Saturday, March 24, 2012 5:28:45 PMTwitter for Android
They've got some fuckin nerve putting unskippable video ads in Draw Something. Ya think my battery wants to deal with this shit? Tuesday, March 20, 2012 10:19:55 PMTwitter Web Client
@mich_amore @Waspito Shut up. I can't draw for shit. marc's been looking at my stick figures since freshman yr study hall so he knows
In reply to @mich_amore's tweet
Monday, March 19, 2012 8:43:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Holy shit I'm fat. I need to like get my shit together. Monday, March 19, 2012 8:41:57 PMTwitter Web Client
Also @MalJNew just heard the phrase "shit happens when you party naked" for the first time tonight. I remember when I was 17. Friday, March 16, 2012 8:06:18 PMTwitter for Android
Alexey! Stop bullshitting with Casey and fix my fucking shit Thursday, March 15, 2012 9:47:17 AMTwitter Web Client
is HBO fuckin retarded? Who gives a fuck about the McCain/Palin election?. No one wants to watch this shit. http://t.co/UPmassp Wednesday, March 07, 2012 11:49:52 PMTwitter for Android
Shit. Haven't been to barfly in a while. Forgot how obsessed I was with this bartender. Wednesday, March 07, 2012 10:04:22 PMTwitter for Android
The mover: "Like the saying goes, 'shit and corruption.' Well, I went upstairs... No shit, but corruption!" Sunday, March 04, 2012 10:30:53 PMTwitter for Android
Wait a sec... fucking Obama is in the city? Fuck off. I want to go to the bar and the cops have the shit barricaded off Thursday, March 01, 2012 8:03:48 PMTwitter for Android
Holy shit, I just used jquery.load for the first time #noob Wednesday, February 29, 2012 2:21:10 AMTwitter Web Client
Shit. I hope she doesn't follow me on twitter and can see my tweets. I mean if she can, fuck it but it would be 10% more embarrassing. Saturday, February 18, 2012 6:22:11 PMTwitter for Android
I think I can't party with coworkers anymore or else I'll def get fired. Shit. Saturday, February 18, 2012 4:12:27 PMTwitter for Android
Shit. The gays made mollys hair like... I'm into her so hard. PS this violates the employee handbook so its off the record. Saturday, February 18, 2012 4:10:11 PMTwitter for Android