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Protip: Don't eat a shit ton of Mexican the day before the airport.

I'm crop-dusting Atlanta so badly right now. Gassy as a bastard over here 		Thursday, October 15, 2026 11:58:51 AMBlueSky
I'm not even joking. This simulation is glitching. CERN shut down their particle collider bullshit why? They turned that shit on in 2001 and the world hasn't been the same since. Friday, October 09, 2026 2:53:40 AMBlueSky
The jerkoff engineer I complained about constantly is now on paternity leave. Now that he's out, the amount of fuckery I am finding in his work is beyond a pain in my ass. Now I have to clean all this shit up.

His paternity leave needs to be permanent, because the guy sucks at what he does 		Wednesday, September 30, 2026 1:40:59 AMBlueSky
Can uber drivers not soak themselves in a shit ton of cologne please and thanks. I'm fuckin dying in here. christ Friday, September 25, 2026 7:15:06 PMBlueSky
Jesus Christ almighty. Windows 11 is such a buggy piece oif bloated shit. Explain how the start menu becomes unclickable until a reboot. How does this bullshit happen?

https://techcommunity.microsoft.com/discussions/windows11/windows-11-taskbar-becomes-unclickable-randomly/4472791

@microsoft.com get your shit together 		Wednesday, September 23, 2026 11:08:56 AMBlueSky
Good thing everything's so expensive that I just got paid today and the entire paycheck can't pay one of my credit card bills. My savings has been taking a shit Friday, September 18, 2026 8:23:31 AMBlueSky
My boss hasn't bothered me for two weeks and the day I have fucking shit to do, he's coming at me with 95 audit problems for fucks sake Wednesday, September 02, 2026 3:12:23 PMBlueSky
Fuckouttahea with this shit. It was cooler all last week and now I need to put up with this noise? [[ Image ]] Sunday, August 30, 2026 9:54:31 AMBlueSky
Google is a fucking pile of shit because these motherfuckers and that piece of shit billionaire Sundar Pichai were among the first to listen to that rapist, 34-count felon motherfucker by renaming Lake Ontario. FOR FUCKS SAKE.

What reality is this [[ Image ]] 		Sunday, August 30, 2026 12:25:29 AMBlueSky
I'm gonna read Dolly's Coat of Many Colors to kiddo tonight in her honor. She got it from her Imagination Library program.

I'm such a gd sap. I already couldn't get through it the first time. Idk how I'm gonna read it without losing my shit tn 		Tuesday, August 25, 2026 8:23:15 PMBlueSky
The one gd thing of river rocks I need at Menards is the only one out of stock and the people who need to forklift some more for me are busy loading a gd truck full of pavers and I don't have time for this shit Monday, August 24, 2026 2:05:08 PMBlueSky
Anyone remember when Microsoft didn't own GitHub and it wasn't a pile of shit with perpetual outages? Thursday, August 20, 2026 10:00:22 PMBlueSky
I'm not making this shit up... [[ Image ]]
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Thursday, August 13, 2026 6:17:16 PMBlueSky
Google Groups is a good idea in theory, but it's a pile of shit Tuesday, August 11, 2026 4:00:32 PMBlueSky
BULL. SHIT. It's not the MacBook Neo that is making @microsoft.com strive to optimize Windows. It's that Windows 11 is an inefficient pile of shit and every app ever is built on Electron, which uses like 2GB to print Hello World.

They are TOTALLY doing this because of the RAM shortage 		Monday, August 10, 2026 12:24:43 AMBlueSky
Good. SK Hynix can eat a bag of dicks. It is CRIMINAL how much consumer RAM costs.

All they give a shit about is AI high bandwidth ram and every gd consumer device is expensive as shit. We're screwed through 2030 at least [[ Image ]] 		Thursday, July 30, 2026 10:08:26 PMBlueSky
Tech is going to shit. With this RAM shortage, the 2026 Android flagships have WORSE specs than the 2025 ones and are more expensive.

I'm especially looking at Google for this bs. 		Saturday, July 18, 2026 10:35:26 AMBlueSky
In case anyone's on the market for a Navien NPE 240-A2 tankless water heater... IDK. They're supposed to be high end advanced devices. Turns out they'll work for 100 days or so and then fail. The fucking piece of shit. And I'm at war with the company that installed it. Wednesday, July 01, 2026 10:29:32 PMBlueSky
Anyone wanna buy me two Solix S2000s? I could use a 24/7 UPS on my main fridge and my basement freezer/sump pump

This is the shit I'd splurge on if money were no object

https://www.ankersolix.com/products/s2000-portable-power-station? 		Tuesday, June 30, 2026 5:50:07 PMBlueSky
I hate this shit. I hate it. I'm in hell every fucking day this happens
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Tuesday, June 23, 2026 8:22:26 PMBlueSky
It doesn't matter where you're from, but this shit has to be cultural. It's probably normal to do that shit over there, but comes off crass here.

I took a Global Management course in college about learning social norms when working with other cultures so people don't inadvertently think you're rude
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Tuesday, June 23, 2026 9:58:01 AMBlueSky
Fuck a casino. For real. I will never waste my money.

I'm not even at a casino. At a happy hour where it's half off if you roll a 1-3. I rolled a 4,6,6 and 5. Fuck all the way off with this happy hour, all my shit was full price. If there's a game of chance, I'll fucking lose. Fuck it
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Friday, June 19, 2026 5:20:13 PMBlueSky
Verizon is now RCS spamming customers with ads. This is some shit. I can block this, no? [[ Image ]] Tuesday, June 16, 2026 10:34:23 AMBlueSky
Dog I love the Stone Temple Pilots. Don't give me any of this shit they're not true grune. No kidding. Don't give me shit they're not from Seattle. They're good for what they are. RIP Scott Monday, June 15, 2026 11:52:38 PMBlueSky
Seriously how do people live in the tropics. Even with powerful efficient mini splits, it just cannot remove indoor humidity. All the bedsheets and shit are damp Monday, June 15, 2026 1:49:45 AMBlueSky
What kind of absolute moron designed a public restroom with the hand dryer next to the faucet. Shit blew all the water from the sink into my gace Sunday, June 14, 2026 9:54:58 PMBlueSky
Explain how Windows 11 can be such a pile of shit that explorer.exe gets into a bad state where literally the start menu is unresponsive but everything else works Friday, June 12, 2026 6:20:34 PMBlueSky
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HEA WITH THIS SHIT. I'm in hell. Literally hell. The fact that it's only early June and have to deal with relentless heat all the way until mid October can fuck all the way off. [[ Image ]] Wednesday, June 10, 2026 4:10:33 PMBlueSky
A bunch of shit just pissed me off. Gas cycled up 40 cents before I went to get it and then I opened my door into the God damn pump and chipped the paint.

Trying a new approach. I can't get bent out of shape about this bullshit. 		Monday, June 08, 2026 12:46:38 AMBlueSky
I swear they're doing this shit on purpose
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Tuesday, June 02, 2026 3:07:48 AMBlueSky
I woke up and saw Occidental Petroleum up 5% and my first thought was "What kind of stupid shit did Trump do in Iran now?" Monday, June 01, 2026 2:49:42 PMBlueSky
Don't ever get fucking guinea pigs. They're filthy bastards. Cleaning their cage every week is such a waste of my fucking time. I can't believe i had to do this shit in 2015 and then they went out and got two more mfers when the first ones died. I'ma be cleaning this shit for eternity. Thursday, May 28, 2026 9:27:39 PMBlueSky
Spectrum will be giving me a decent credit considering this is the 4th time they've taken my service offline overnight for "emergency maintenance"

I'm not paying for this shit not to work when I use it actively at all hours of the night, especially when Frontier Fiber exists 		Thursday, May 28, 2026 4:47:28 AMBlueSky
OH HELLL NO. Crash this plane into the middle of the Atlantic. Get them the fuck out of here. Keep that ebola shit in Africa where it belongs

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/detroit-bound-flight-diverted-canada-passenger-congo-error-ebola-rcna346245 		Thursday, May 21, 2026 1:57:23 AMBlueSky
You ever have a coworker you just don't work well with? I don't dislike the guy, but we just can't coordinate on shit well and it causes more headaches Wednesday, May 13, 2026 11:31:07 AMBlueSky
Everything is going to shit. People had it better in the past.
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Thursday, May 07, 2026 12:11:22 AMBlueSky
I sound like an old person, but it's true. Every gd appliance that has broken in my house (since not even that long ago - 2018 at a minimum), that I replaced with the SAME branded equivalent, is 1) more money and 2) half assed / less featured / downgraded.

I'm tired of this shit. 		Thursday, May 07, 2026 12:02:32 AMBlueSky
What kind of dumb motherfucker declares a project complete and then when I power down the old infra, half the shit stops working because the guy did a half assed job migrating it all
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Monday, May 04, 2026 2:06:40 PMBlueSky
Everyone's annoying the fucking shit out of me at work today and I'm about to go on a rampage Monday, May 04, 2026 1:50:04 PMBlueSky
You want to fix this shit? Hold a Billionaire's Hunger Games. Each year, the top 10 richest people get put into an arena to fight to the death. Whoever makes it out alive gets to live, but all collective assets are to be redistributed [[ Image ]] Thursday, April 30, 2026 10:42:27 PMBlueSky
A bird just shit on my shoulder Friday, April 24, 2026 7:45:35 PMBlueSky
Been trying to figure out why I've been 💩 so gd much and it's these healthy peanut butter cups. I can't do Reese's cups. Tastes like shit - they changed the ingredients to pure poison and fuck em for being cheap bastards, so I buy other brands.

But why do they need to put in chicory root fiber? [[ Image ]] 		Thursday, April 23, 2026 11:09:35 PMBlueSky
Ohhh shit. I forgot about this. This is why I was cropdusting the whole time
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Saturday, April 18, 2026 9:52:54 PMBlueSky
Just one of those days where the CI will always fail no matter how many fixes you push. This is starting to annoy the ever living shit out of me ffs. Wednesday, April 15, 2026 6:11:43 PMBlueSky
God miserable damn it with this shit. I'm busy, late to leave, and now the security team pages out to rotate mf'in GitHub secrets that got exposed [[ Image ]] Tuesday, April 14, 2026 6:37:42 PMBlueSky
I have fuckin agita over here. Everything was going fine and then all of a sudden my mom starts shit with wifey and my fucking plumbing company sent me a surprise $500 invoice, 2 months later, for electrical work related to a plumbing install which should have included everything Monday, April 06, 2026 4:57:25 PMBlueSky
This is a weird as shit mix, YouTube Music. These genres are polar opposites and don't mix. [[ Image ]] Monday, March 30, 2026 4:58:26 AMBlueSky
You know what's so annoying? Shitting before a shower, thinking you'll be all fresh and clean, only having to shit again directly after the shower.

Although the recirculation loop pumping out warm bidet water is a GAME CHANGER 		Wednesday, March 18, 2026 11:07:00 PMBlueSky
Microsoft CoPilot is in love with the word "clean"

Ask it anything. It will include "clean" in the response. It's enraging. They need to dial this shit back a little ffs 		Friday, March 13, 2026 12:23:10 AMBlueSky
What kind of shit is this [[ Image ]] Sunday, December 21, 2025 12:37:33 PMBlueSky
I literally cannot take this article seriously. The Pixel 6 series was the biggest piece of shit Google ever launched, and this jerkoff is trying to say his 6 is better than the 10?

Get the hell out of here.
share.google/NeKXe9Ng97fC... 		Wednesday, September 03, 2025 12:34:14 AMBlueSky
Shit guys. This gummy and this glass of wine and I'm gooooood right now Saturday, August 09, 2025 4:21:19 PMBlueSky
Summer can officially suck a dick. Can't wait for this shit to end in October.

It's DIABOLICAL for it to be 90 degrees with a heat index of 106 at fucking 10:30 PM in the Midwest. Dew Point of 78... Fuck outta here. Bugs and shit everywhere. HATE HATE HATE

Can it be winter already? 		Friday, July 25, 2025 12:26:18 AMBlueSky
I'm unhinged in the sense that I can read sad stories about random strangers' dogs passing and immediately start sobbing...

But like, for the most part, I don't really give a shit about people. 		Friday, June 27, 2025 5:39:27 PMBlueSky
We live in a pretty damn good simulation if shit like this is accounted for: [[ Image ]] Friday, May 30, 2025 5:03:09 PMBlueSky
This sexual harassment training is a drag... They literally forced it to be an hour long. It's the same one 4 years in a row so I know all the answers, but they set a fixed time for an hour so it is forcing me to pick wrong answers to lengthen the training and I don't have time for this shit rn Wednesday, April 23, 2025 1:45:53 PMBlueSky
You had people writing assembly and shit back in the day and now we have dumbass languages like JavaScript
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Sunday, March 16, 2025 1:33:02 PMBlueSky
No shit. You have glyphosate and microplastics ruining us, and Gen Alpha is all "skibidi toilet" and shit. You ever see the kids today? They're all morons

futurism.com/neoscope/hum... 		Sunday, March 16, 2025 1:22:13 PMBlueSky
I didn't even get to Mexico yet and I already shit myself Thursday, March 13, 2025 7:29:37 AMBlueSky
Don't buy shit today, fam [[ Image ]] Friday, February 28, 2025 8:21:26 AMBlueSky
They will get on a call with me for 45 minutes while I essentially do the work for them.

I don't have time to spend 45 minutes with them to do their work, when it takes me 5 minutes to research the shit they can't figure out.
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Friday, February 21, 2025 12:09:34 PMBlueSky
WTF is this kind of shit? Ya know, we talk about shithole countries and how no one has freedoms. The US is now one of them, because now we're criminalizing disagreeing with Trump policies.

Have the day you deserve, asshat.
In reply to @campbell4tn.bsky.social's post
Thursday, January 30, 2025 11:49:44 AMBlueSky
I hate when people do this shit. Just tell me wtf you want from my life [[ Image ]] Wednesday, January 15, 2025 9:30:42 AMBlueSky
Holy shit, pseudoephedrine works wonders for congestion. Not that phenylephrine bullshit.

Why haven't I tried this earlier? 		Thursday, January 02, 2025 4:49:46 PMBlueSky
Shit, we went to the brewery though... Does that count? We're totally those parents that are slamming beers with our dog and our friends, while the kids meet up with school friends to play legos, soccer and football.
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Thursday, November 28, 2024 12:52:56 AMBlueSky
Shit, we went to the brewery though... Does that count? We're those parents that are slamming beers with our dog and our friends, while the kids play legos, soccer and football
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Thursday, November 28, 2024 12:49:58 AMBlueSky
For my mortgage, I have a dedicated checking acct with partial direct deposits just enough to cover it + a little padding, and the remainder goes to another acct.

After last year's escrow increases, December's mortgage payment will overdraft my account by $1.38, so now I need to adjust shit :/ 		Friday, November 15, 2024 12:56:02 AMBlueSky
𝕏 is such a right wing piece of shit Thursday, November 07, 2024 11:57:49 PMTwitter for Android
@FrankLaRose Frankie Boy. You're still a piece of shit and I still hate you no matter what the outcome is
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Tuesday, November 05, 2024 11:13:09 PMTwitter for Android
@jasonllevin Fuck that orange piece of shit - from Ohio https://t.co/cl294UV1zf
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Monday, November 04, 2024 5:03:42 PMTwitter Web App
@kroger you do this shit on purpose so I have to buy the more expensive one. https://t.co/vob2ldvGdT Sunday, November 03, 2024 2:57:23 PMTwitter for Android
@JonHusted @berniemoreno O shit. You jagoffs were nearby today? Too bad I wasn't there to heckle yo dumb asses
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Friday, November 01, 2024 8:12:11 PMTwitter for Android
@notagain_03 @ohiogop This is a dumb as shit argument. No one thinks that, but I KNOW for a fact that Ohio Republicans are as corrupt as they get.

Enjoy your Kool Aide
In reply to @notagain_03's tweet
Thursday, October 31, 2024 4:07:06 PMTwitter Web App
If I'm gonna give Aaron Judge shit, it's gonna be for his voice acting in that Rubble Paw Patrol Spinoff. Guy sounded like he was reading off a post-it note.

Dude sounded like a snooze. Kind of like his bat this postseason 		Tuesday, October 29, 2024 12:50:01 AMTwitter Web App
I want an Olivia MetroCard! I don't even live in NY and when I do visit, MetroCards are shit (should use OMNY tap and pay instead) https://t.co/502NmmRzPs Sunday, October 27, 2024 10:37:19 AMTwitter for Android
I can't stop fuckin buying Anker GanPrime shit and then I complain about being broke. Fucking Prime Wednesday, October 09, 2024 2:32:08 PMTwitter Web App
Shit or get off the pot... It's time for Aaron to get a ring to accompany a career best year. Yankees also need to end this 15 year drought. Let's fuckin GOOOOOOOO! https://t.co/vGxWJVIRFa Sunday, October 06, 2024 1:14:03 AMTwitter for Android
@elonmusk This is fear mongering, Elon. All that shit's not going to happen
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Thursday, September 26, 2024 1:12:27 PMTwitter Web App
Fuck the entire Pixel 6 series. Worst piece of shit phone I've ever owned https://t.co/BN3Wopv13w Saturday, September 21, 2024 12:21:01 AMTwitter for Android
What the fuck is this piece of shit? https://t.co/OfyT3ymP8j Sunday, August 25, 2024 7:59:25 PMTwitter for Android
Get the absolute fuck out of here with this shit. It can't be in the mid.90s after giving me 60s and 70s for two days https://t.co/IIc3mDK37O Friday, August 23, 2024 8:53:21 AMTwitter for Android
@vizio I have a 2016 Vizio TV. Where did Chromecast go? I don't want your shitty new Vizio Home screen. Your software sucks and is slow af.

I already had to set the default input to a dead HDMI port because the piece of shit takes 3 minutes to turn on 		Thursday, August 22, 2024 11:05:30 PMTwitter for Android
God almighty Long Island is such a fuckin shithole. I fucking hate driving on these shit ass roads. Thursday, August 08, 2024 3:27:31 PMTwitter for Android
Walmart+ is shit. Garbage logistics compared to Amazon Prime. Second time I ordered something and it didn't arrive on time before my trip and now it's useless to me. Never usually have any issues with Amazon Thursday, August 01, 2024 3:54:26 PMTwitter for Android
"we're investigating the cause"

What's there to investigate? It's a piece of shit Boeing plane. All their shit falls apart and is made like absolute crap.

https://t.co/atlNgw3FIK 		Monday, July 08, 2024 8:04:20 PMTwitter for Android
I gave Rick Osterloh so much shit for this on Twitter, I'm convinced he finally listened to me

https://t.co/BBxiypoFP3 		Thursday, July 04, 2024 2:45:45 PMTwitter for Android
@FrankLaRose Gfy, Frankie Boy. When you elect conservatives, you end up with shit like the First Energy nonsense
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Sunday, June 30, 2024 5:54:09 PMTwitter for Android
@FrankLaRose Frankie Boy, I'd rather vote for this demented corpse than that orange shit pile who lives in another universe and is actually horrid to people
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Thursday, June 27, 2024 9:57:22 PMTwitter for Android
Gen Z outta ther gd minds. I'm not wearing high ass socks. Was made fun of for that shit in the 90s... I'll wear my low ones like an old, tyvm.

https://t.co/GbV1iejLda 		Thursday, June 27, 2024 1:47:01 PMTwitter for Android
What a crock of shit

https://t.co/PeIoQJV0un 		Wednesday, June 19, 2024 9:14:41 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ, these @BoeingAirplanes
737 Maxes are pieces of shit. I will never fly on one. If my flight is on a 737 Max, I'm not boarding.

https://t.co/KFkRXmnM4Z 		Friday, June 14, 2024 10:13:26 PMTwitter for Android
What a pile of shit. This is what they get for giving the contract to Boeing. Company can't build anything without fucking it up

https://t.co/NHBSGZoiRG 		Wednesday, June 12, 2024 5:17:15 PMTwitter for Android
@FrankLaRose Maybe he wouldn't scream death to America if we historically didn't meddle and shit on the middle east grubbing for oil and giving unwavering support to genocide Israel because, ya know, America doesn't like brown people.
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Friday, May 31, 2024 5:19:54 PMTwitter Web App
What is this ridiculous shit
@PayPal
Surely there are better ways to beat bots with impossible captchas that are absurd for actual real humans to solve. My account uses a hardware security key. That should bypass the captcha Horseshit UX https://t.co/5RvLZ0fsnp 		Tuesday, May 21, 2024 8:11:11 PMTwitter Web App
@DaveYostOH We have such a piece of shit attorney general in this state
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, May 11, 2024 9:50:51 PMTwitter for Android
@georgejrjrjr You need subtitles when watching anything because the audio mixes are shit and I never know wtf anyone is saying anymore
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Thursday, April 25, 2024 4:39:00 AMTwitter for Android
The fucking phone still has over $1000 left that I have to pay on it and it broke already. Now they're going to send me someone's broken refurbished piece of shit
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Sunday, April 21, 2024 11:20:08 PMTwitter Web App
They're lucky I really don't like iPhones, because after the piece of shit abomination that was the Pixel 6 Pro (broke so many times I ran out of insurance claims), I should have never gotten another Pixel again. But I did. And it lasted 6 months before fucking up
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Sunday, April 21, 2024 11:19:25 PMTwitter Web App
Rick Osterloh is getting huge promotions over at Google, and I'm about to warranty claim my Pixel 8 Pro because the fast charging no longer works, and I've tried 4 different cables and 3 different PD bricks

These Pixels are pieces of shit. 6 months, this one lasted. 		Sunday, April 21, 2024 11:17:31 PMTwitter Web App
Same shit with the Angels. Someone I know from LA was like "Anacrime is a shithole" so they just wanted to be cool and have LA in their name
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Sunday, April 21, 2024 3:47:02 PMTwitter for Android