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If wild stuff like this can survive 500-3000 meters down under Earth's oceans, you can't tell me the same kind of shit isn't living under in Europa's ocean https://t.co/kykBpF0XLF Sunday, January 17, 2021 11:32:04 PMTwitter Web App
@Jim_Jordan You stand by this insurrection-causing, racist, egomaniacal, mental patient Donald Trump? His psychotic behavior? You moron, you. You imbecile. He's got dirt on you or some shit that you're still a cult follower? He's irrelevant now. You prick. Fuck outta my state.
In reply to @Jim_Jordan's tweet
Wednesday, January 13, 2021 11:59:04 PMTwitter Web App
Fuckin shutterfly. I put a promo code in and it removed their built in discount and made the shit more expensive. It was nearly impossible to remove the code. I cleared cookies, I deleted the item from the cart. This is how they make money Sunday, January 10, 2021 8:49:38 AMTwitter Web App
@HawleyMO WHERE ARREEEE YOU JOSHIE??? Not tweeting for a couple of days? You hiding? You insurrection leading pile of shit. Fuck yourself Saturday, January 09, 2021 9:42:30 PMTwitter for Android
@LindseyGrahamSC Dude shut the fuck up. No one likes you, you flip flopping piece of shit.

Trump radicals hate you, Dems hate you. You have absolutely no spine. Go away.
In reply to @LindseyGrahamSC's tweet
Friday, January 08, 2021 10:21:52 PMTwitter for Android
@SenHawleyPress @HawleyMO FULL OF SHIT. BY UNDERMINING DEMOCRACY, YOU ARE INCITING RIOTORS AND VIOLENCE. SIR, RESIGN!

GO FUCK YOURSELF.
In reply to @SenHawleyPress's tweet
Wednesday, January 06, 2021 10:24:03 PMTwitter Web App
I can't believe shit like this can happen in a so-called civilized country in 2021 Wednesday, January 06, 2021 2:19:38 PMTwitter Web App
I mean, Pence is another piece of shit, but him telling Adolf Trump to fuck off is pretty dope Wednesday, January 06, 2021 10:54:28 AMTwitter Web App
Don't fucking do this: https://t.co/yvqMU7ULAj Just give the doses as designed and it's too bad - people will have to wait. It's better than giving 2x the people half assed protection.

I work in tech. When people use shit beyond how it was designed, it never ends well
Monday, January 04, 2021 10:50:18 AMTwitter Web App
Welp, it's Monday. Every asshole is back to work, our release team fucked shit up, and Slack is down so I have no idea wtf is going on. Monday, January 04, 2021 10:27:01 AMTwitter Web App
A list of delusional dumbfuck pieces of shit, unfit to represent a pile of shit
@tedcruz
@RonJohnsonWI
@jameslankford
@SteveDaines
@MarshaBlackburn
@SenatorBraun
@SenJohnKennedy
@CynthiaLummis
@RogerMarshallMD
@BillHagertyTN
@TTuberville

Suck Trump's dick, assholes.
Saturday, January 02, 2021 4:44:08 PMTwitter for Android
@HawleyMO You're a conspiracy pushing piece of shit. Go suck Trump's dick you fuckin moron
In reply to @HawleyMO's tweet
Wednesday, December 30, 2020 12:04:46 PMTwitter Web App
Absolute horse shit feature on the Pixel 4. I'm italian. My hands flail all over the place any time I talk. I'm skipping songs left and right all the time unintentionally https://t.co/o4QcVKfk0o Sunday, December 27, 2020 1:27:55 AMTwitter for Android
I had enough of this shit Thursday, December 17, 2020 10:06:42 PMTwitter for Android
Amazon CodeDeploy is a clunky, slow pile of shit that is impossible to debug and it takes fuckin forever Tuesday, December 15, 2020 1:45:31 AMTwitter Web App
Jesus CHRIST already: https://t.co/W2HCl24JcT

GO AWAY. Go play golf. Stop ruining shit. @JoeBiden better redo the @EPA because they're useless at the moment.
Thursday, December 10, 2020 5:09:27 PMTwitter Web App
@ind_thought @AjitPaiFCC He's leaving? He got fired? Praise Jesus! Nothing but shit policy for the past 4 years. Time to undo all of the bullshit.

Spectrum has a monopoly and it's $70/month for the lowest tiered shit internet. How is this good for public interest?
In reply to @ind_thought's tweet
Monday, November 30, 2020 11:29:06 PMTwitter Web App
Lol these people were all on crack. Google Wave was a useless, failure pile of shit: https://t.co/gdIL5AYUDe Thursday, November 26, 2020 1:32:16 AMTwitter Web App
Who is on charge of all this shit at Google? They're falling apart!
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, November 24, 2020 11:41:44 PMTwitter for Android
This woman is a piece of shit

https://t.co/p8fTXxB6er
Tuesday, November 24, 2020 8:10:33 AMTwitter for Android
IDGAF. Sign me up! Stick the needle in me twice. I don't care if it makes me feel like shit, I'll suck it up so this horse shit plague goes away.

Honestly if all the booze and stupid shit I used to do didn't kill me by now, I'll be fine. https://t.co/P2P3QBBJQE
Monday, November 23, 2020 11:24:00 PMTwitter for Android
Motheffuckin piece of shit router keeps crashing on me and I ain't got no time for that Monday, November 23, 2020 10:28:07 PMTwitter for Android
What in the actual fuck happened to this band? Alt rock changed so much, not for the better. Jesus Christ this is 80s electronic level shit. We don't need another fuckin generation like the 80s.

https://t.co/m7UIRG86EK
Saturday, November 21, 2020 4:40:16 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump Krebs is a renowned security researcher and you're a piece of shit, lying, conniving, sore-losing, bunker hiding bitch
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Tuesday, November 17, 2020 10:21:15 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking nope. Get woken up by work - code deployment problems and find out there's no equivalent environment to test this shit in because we're in the middle of a botched migration. Fuck everything. https://t.co/0Nk6IZxHAC Tuesday, November 17, 2020 8:29:58 AMTwitter for Android
We are all being poisoned by @Bayer ?bunch of idiots to buy piece of shit Monsanto). Autism rates and cancer is through the roof. It's the environment! The global food supply is poisoned! This is common sense. Glyphosate must be banned!

https://t.co/AkLjBETLTZ
Sunday, November 15, 2020 9:27:34 PMTwitter for Android
. @realDonaldTrump cut this shit out, you dumb bastard. All my shit made in China is getting too expensive. Will you just go play golf instead?

https://t.co/NAVGyoCOJx
Sunday, November 15, 2020 8:54:09 PMTwitter for Android
We thank all Veterans for their service to this country and always remember that our lame duck, cocksucker piece of shit president disrespects veterans. He thinks those who died are losers and suckers: https://t.co/Zek8RoDFIZ Wednesday, November 11, 2020 10:27:19 AMTwitter Web App
Look at all these dumb motherfuckers not wearing masks. Meanwhile, virtually everyone celebrating Trump's loss in the streets has masks on. But you have Fox News and OANN giving them shit for gathering during Covid.

Science 2020! https://t.co/xytFJZzHGY
Sunday, November 08, 2020 9:27:40 PMTwitter Web App
No shit. They are MORONS for not using USB-C @Apple

https://t.co/weMlzGQ7mj
Wednesday, October 28, 2020 5:01:26 PMTwitter for Android
I always have to rewrite this asshole's code. Guy comes in after me, writes shit code, they think he's Jesus Christ, and I'm always cleaning up his goddamn mess Tuesday, October 27, 2020 9:37:55 AMTwitter Web App
Bunch of morons over at @Apple for not going with USB-C on the iPhone 12. Not only do they not include a charger, but they keep using old proprietary shit. Awful for the environment! Come in - MacBooks and ipads use USB-C. It's a standard... Fuckssake

https://t.co/l2hwy4MUi9
Sunday, October 18, 2020 9:05:48 PMTwitter for Android
I cannot believe the shit on the news is real fucking life. How is it that 40-50% of Americans are brainless, brainwashed, cult-following IDIOTS? Tuesday, October 06, 2020 10:50:08 AMTwitter Web App
Did this guy even have covid? Seems like a publicity stunt to take attention away from his tax returns. Also the full of shit FIXED stock market that is reacting very positively to him "leaving the hospital" cured. Eat a bag of dicks https://t.co/wjG7YvEwJN Monday, October 05, 2020 6:03:17 PMTwitter Web App
PEOPLE CAN CHANGE AND GROW, but Trump and his cult are actively STILL racists. I thought the right opposes cancel culture.

Such a full of shit party and they all need to eat a bag of dicks https://t.co/qmWGgWnLnV
Monday, October 05, 2020 10:44:34 AMTwitter Web App
Despite all the withholdings, I still had to pay thousands of dollars to the corrupt government in taxes the past few years and this motherfucker didn't pay anything. What a piece of shit.

https://t.co/dr2afrhtGN
Monday, September 28, 2020 9:19:32 AMTwitter for Android
My license is 4 months expired and even though the gov extended it to December bc of the 'rona, people are starting to give me shit when I try to buy beer so I need to handle this Saturday, September 26, 2020 9:25:42 PMTwitter for Android
How can we get this shit back in stock so I can put it in my front lawn

https://t.co/yWANjO1jBN
Friday, September 25, 2020 11:03:36 AMTwitter for Android
Dude how much dirt does Trump have over these piece of shit Republican senators who basically said they wouldn't vote for a replacement in an election year in the past, but now that the dictator wants to nominate a judge, they will support him Tuesday, September 22, 2020 12:21:32 PMTwitter Web App
@ClaytonCountyPD STOP BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF BLACK PEOPLE YOU FUCKING MORONS
In reply to @ClaytonCountyPD's tweet
Monday, September 14, 2020 7:35:39 AMTwitter for Android
The NY Post is a Trump suck-up trash tabloid, and I think Trump is a mentally unstable fuckin lunatic, but I agree: you can't cite anonymous sources. Imagine doing that shit in school? Wouldn't fly.

https://t.co/90vB8WAYkb
Friday, September 11, 2020 9:39:50 PMTwitter for Android
Dude FUCK MSMQ. What a complete pile of shit. And fuck anyone for using this 90s technology in the year of our lord 2020 Tuesday, September 08, 2020 10:09:13 AMTwitter Web App
Zuck is such a weasel. Translation: "We don't give a shit about free speech & can delete whatever we want if it's bad for us." Sucks, but I get it. Platform is being used to incite riots and murders.

Remember, we have free speech, but there are consequences

#MySpaceTom4Life https://t.co/oJ55DPnNGP
Wednesday, September 02, 2020 2:35:58 PMTwitter Web App
No kidding. These are the most dangerous types of people - the ones who know how shitty and disliked Trump is and stay hush hush about it. We're gonna get 4 more years of this horse shit, mark my words.

https://t.co/SgXYoloQwj
Saturday, August 29, 2020 1:17:58 PMTwitter for Android
How ironic that our asshole-in-chief pardoned a black lady for shit white people get away with all the time Friday, August 28, 2020 7:26:38 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump @senatemajldr Because you're down in the polls and trying to use the pandemic to your advantage and rig the election you piece of shit asshole
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Wednesday, August 19, 2020 3:10:21 PMTwitter Web App
@nypost Who gives a shit. Trump is an actual psychopath and also grabs women by the pussy
In reply to @nypost's tweet
Monday, August 17, 2020 11:38:02 PMTwitter for Android
Stop ruining the environment you fucking pieces of shit @Interior @realDonaldTrump.

We don't need more oil. Demand is down due to a horse-shit mismanaged pandemic.

https://t.co/Gk0qTY00xZ
Monday, August 17, 2020 1:02:29 PMTwitter Web App
Get the fuck out of here with this horseshit guide to NY pizza. Two boots w/ cornmeal crust? And wtf is that shit from Speedy Romeo? That's absolutely not NY pizza. And no metion of Spumoni Gardens in Brooklyn.

Get lawst https://t.co/cxCZItU3gY
Sunday, August 02, 2020 8:59:05 PMTwitter for Android
Yo, you want to make shit beer sound fancy? Just turn the lite into latte.

Bud Latte
Keystone Latte
Coors Latte
...
Wednesday, July 29, 2020 1:30:53 AMTwitter for Android
It's named Reggie and he legit takes this shark into metal concert mosh pits.

I cannot make this shit up. I'm not that creative
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, July 17, 2020 1:56:27 AMTwitter Web App
My HOA is a piece of shit and just banned social justice yard signs. So I just put it in my window instead. Fuck you guys. It's not my yard Monday, July 13, 2020 6:53:34 PMTwitter for Android
I just searched our company slack for Jesus Christ, and it was me complaining about shit 45 times Monday, July 06, 2020 2:14:02 PMTwitter Web App
I just looked in the mirror and holy shit, I look like a fucking douchebag Friday, July 03, 2020 6:12:39 PMTwitter for Android
Good. The shit year's half over. Might be shit for the next couple of years, but it'll all work out in the end Wednesday, July 01, 2020 1:18:18 AMTwitter Web App
GET THE ACTUAL FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THIS HORSE SHIT BILL. YOU CANNOT ALLOW BACKDOORS INTO ENCRYPTION, PERIOD. IT WILL BE MISUSED. @LindseyGrahamSC @TomCottonAR @MarshaBlackburn

https://t.co/JURjBqnds3.
Friday, June 26, 2020 3:21:43 PMTwitter Web App
I mean... I love science and shit, but I think we could find a better use for $23 billion dollars other than a 62 mile tube to smash particles together. On the plus side, maybe they'll end the world

https://t.co/ljBwrolgVp
Monday, June 22, 2020 4:11:54 PMTwitter Web App
Who's the craziest president if the two? Trump or Andrew Jackson?

Man, America has shit history
Sunday, June 14, 2020 11:44:33 PMTwitter for Android
Ya know... Finally got a free moment to work on some shit for work that I never have time for and am way behind on, and the asshole parent company disabled my prod account so EAT A DICK. Monday, June 08, 2020 11:45:44 PMTwitter Web App
@MMA_Dork @JJFromTheBronx This happened to me. Was ready to pay slightly under list price, but the house appraised for lower and the lender would not approve the loan. Some 2008 rules or some shit. Worked out in the end because the seller had to lower the price to get closer to the appraisal value
In reply to @MMA_Dork's tweet
Monday, June 08, 2020 10:34:23 PMTwitter for Android
This is a fear mongering full of shit article @arstechnica. Yes, cases will spike after reopening, but the incubation period is longer than 4 days. Plus, the US testing capacity is ass.

https://t.co/eXIjBFveBs
Wednesday, May 20, 2020 11:34:16 PMTwitter for Android
@ColumbusGov Cool city, but never lived anywhere else with such shit weather. Since 2020 stated the sun's been out 8 times
In reply to @ColumbusGov's tweet
Wednesday, May 20, 2020 10:37:59 PMTwitter for Android
I can't believe it's May 20th and I have the fucking heat on.

Piece of shit 2020
Wednesday, May 20, 2020 10:35:46 PMTwitter for Android
It's been monsooning for three hours...

Instead of sleeping, I'm monitoring all my pumps and shit because I have a clogged downspout. Never seen the pumps run so much...
Tuesday, May 19, 2020 12:35:50 AMTwitter for Android
@naval This is the biggest full of shit tweet I've ever seen. Racism is rampant here. African American males are liable to get shot at for doing absolutely nothing wrong

Get the fuck real.
In reply to @naval's tweet
Monday, May 18, 2020 11:10:10 AMTwitter Web App
Corrupt pieces of shit. Abolish the @EPA and send @realDonaldTrump to prison

https://t.co/sJO4hcFIEZ
Sunday, May 17, 2020 8:49:57 PMTwitter for Android
I ripped the plug out and threw be it across the room. It's an unreliable piece of shit
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Sunday, May 17, 2020 2:10:19 PMTwitter for Android
@googlenest the Nest hub is a unreliable piece of shit setting timers. In the past two days, it fucked up adding and removing time, and two of them just vanished. I burned my bacon which is impossible to get these days Sunday, May 17, 2020 2:09:21 PMTwitter for Android
Dude these murder hornets have faces that look like fuckin Anime characters. Don't tell me someone didn't genetically create this shit to fuck with us all Monday, May 11, 2020 11:42:24 AMTwitter Web App
For real though, why does all this crazy shit come from Asia? Earth: get your life together.

Invasive species (Asian longhorned beetle, stink bugs, murder hornets), corona viruses (SARS, Covid), tentacle porn... Christ Almighty.
Monday, May 04, 2020 7:55:46 AMTwitter for Android
Add smashed bottom right corner of my phone to the list of 2020 shit. I didn't even drop it. I have no idea how the fuck it happened other than I was putting up shelving and it was in my pocket Monday, April 20, 2020 7:35:16 PMTwitter for Android
There are some really, really ignorant people in this country. Holy smokes... Normally, I'd say let the virus wipe them out, but this shit affects everyone so it's gotta go Saturday, April 18, 2020 3:13:21 PMTwitter for Android
@SamSykesSwears Beat the shit out of @realDonaldTrump
In reply to @SamSykesSwears's tweet
Thursday, April 16, 2020 8:26:58 PMTwitter for Android
@Microsoft what kind of shit is it that @onedrive forces you to open document links in Edge on Android, and if you don't have Edge, it says there is no browser installed.

This is heinous UX
Thursday, April 02, 2020 6:35:42 AMTwitter for Android
@GovRonDeSantis is a useless Trump puppet. Literally refused to shut shit down until Donnie boy said it was serious. Then he did it.

Absolute moron https://t.co/f8N1g4aq12
Wednesday, April 01, 2020 9:43:05 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump Fox News originally said Coronavirus was a hoax you piece of shit asshole.
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Saturday, March 28, 2020 8:38:32 AMTwitter for Android
I fucking hate my job so much and I'm so lucky to still have one.

A few months ago before the virus, I could have had any devops job i wanted. now i'm stuck working with idiots who keep undoing all my good processes with shit and bureaucracy
Thursday, March 26, 2020 9:12:27 AMTwitter Web App
Never cared for DeWine, but he basically told a judge to fuck off and canceled the election anyway. Guy's handling this 'rus like a boss.

State only has a couple confirmed cases and he's like "nah, out testing blows. 100mil have it. Shut all the shit down"
Monday, March 16, 2020 11:09:35 PMTwitter Web App
2020 was a piece of shit year from day 1. Literally had the shittiest start to the year and it's fucked more than ever now Thursday, March 12, 2020 5:17:17 PMTwitter Web App
Not that anyone's working during the plague, but let's just stop my complex scripts I'm focusing on to show a new engineer how to do basic shit in ansible

NBD. My shit can slip and I can look like an asshole while I train new people on basic shit like logging into shit
Thursday, March 12, 2020 2:03:12 PMTwitter Web App
I had enough of this shit Wednesday, March 11, 2020 10:35:23 PMTwitter for Android
Is this shit satire, or serious? If it's true, I'm'a live to be a million! Going to have to disagree with it though. Being an asshole sucks

https://t.co/pCOUWRh5xu
Wednesday, March 11, 2020 12:39:51 AMTwitter Web App
One of the engineers on my team is on my shit list because he gave another teammate an IG photo cred for a photo I took and shared with the team.

Then he took last min vacation to go skiing and dumped his workload on me.

Fucking guy
Saturday, March 07, 2020 8:15:39 AMTwitter for Android
Working on some legacy piece of shit script for work and some engineer included a 71 line batch file to get yesterday's date. If you do this, you should be permanently banned from the tech industry.

CHRIST SAKES THAT'S A ONE LINER IN POWERSHELL
Friday, March 06, 2020 1:39:49 PMTwitter Web App
Wow. These new R trains have RATCHET lighting. Totally harshing the mellow. I miss the old shit boxes that were dim @NYCTSubway Thursday, February 27, 2020 9:49:59 PMTwitter for Android
The #pixel4 has such a piece of shit battery that I killed it to 0 from 100% THREE times in one day. How is this possible in the year of our Lord 2020?

$1000 for this shit. @madebygoogle and @rosterloh should be fucking ashamed of themselves
Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:23:16 AMTwitter for Android
Oh right... They'd throw me in jail and fine the shit out of me.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, February 19, 2020 6:28:58 AMTwitter for Android
No fucking shit. Only snow I've seen all winter was one dusting and January is almost over. The fuck. I love snow

https://t.co/8ronM6h3xa
Friday, January 24, 2020 12:57:34 PMTwitter Web App
On the backend, whenever it can't find an account, they throw and exception in code, which logs as a 500. Our monitoring picks that shit up. Third night in a row I was paged for no reason.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, January 24, 2020 1:43:23 AMTwitter for Android
Phone battery is constantly at 15%. My electricity is out because @AEPOhio uses scotch tape to keep the lines up and my daughter ate my USB cable so it's wet and now my phone can't even charge

Thanks @madebygoogle for giving the Pixel 4 a completely useless piece of shit battery https://t.co/jY7SAdOgZy
Monday, December 30, 2019 7:46:36 AMTwitter for Android
I mean, I hate Facebook and they're evil, but you can't have the government interfering in this shit. What do they mean no competition? There's Google chat (messages/Hangouts), iMessage, Keybase... There are other options.

https://t.co/Njkw3srDC8
Friday, December 13, 2019 9:16:10 AMTwitter for Android
I just went outside to get something real quick and stepped in dog shit in my new slippers and I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW Saturday, November 30, 2019 12:45:34 AMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle Get your damn priorities straight. I love astronomy, but I don't give a shit about taking a 5 min star photo when my phone dies in 4 -5 hours
In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet
Saturday, November 30, 2019 12:23:14 AMTwitter for Android
@bjornwallman @madebygoogle Battery life is garbage. An absolute embarrassment if a phone. Upgraded from a pixel 2 because it's battery wore out and this is just as bad. I want a class action lawsuit! Spent over $900 and the shit doesn't last 5 hours
In reply to @bjornwallman's tweet
Saturday, November 30, 2019 12:09:06 AMTwitter for Android
#BlackFriday isn't worth my time, aggravation, traffic, and lines. I do not need anything badly enough to deal with all that shit. People literally die in stampedes. It's like the NYC subways in there - no regard for human life. I don't need that crap
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, November 28, 2019 10:23:31 PMTwitter for Android
Christianity: Jeebus would have been worried about what bathrooms people identified with.

https://t.co/0xu7nDZRjC

Fuck out of here with this hate group. Even Scientologists, whi are batshit crazy and believe in cult alien shit, don't go around discriminating
Wednesday, November 27, 2019 10:55:01 AMTwitter for Android
Doesn't @GooglePlayMusic have NYC based engineers? Does anyone test the fact that the app works like shit on the subway with poor connectivity?

Even offline mode doesn't load. https://t.co/DBvJrIvS3a
Thursday, November 14, 2019 8:39:14 AMTwitter for Android
What kind of asshole pays money for this shit. Take this goddamn sign down. #loveislove

Keep your shitty opinions to yourself. I don't care who gets married to who. https://t.co/1ebGeKpyLB
Sunday, November 10, 2019 4:41:56 PMTwitter for Android
Funny how good @niantic is at collecting location data when you're not playing the game... When I am playing the game, the location detection is SHIT

https://t.co/CsHFWpuNWS
Friday, October 18, 2019 9:52:33 AMTwitter for Android
The 2019 New York Yankees, folks. For a team that has 103 wins, they played shit baseball the last few weeks. No fire at all to get through the postseason. They should forfeit

https://t.co/pJeChG3Uzn
Sunday, September 29, 2019 9:41:59 PMTwitter Web App
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