1538 results for shit — page 5 of 16, showing 401–500
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@realDonaldTrump Krebs is a renowned security researcher and you're a piece of shit, lying, conniving, sore-losing, bunker hiding bitch
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Tuesday, November 17, 2020 10:21:15 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking nope. Get woken up by work - code deployment problems and find out there's no equivalent environment to test this shit in because we're in the middle of a botched migration. Fuck everything. https://t.co/0Nk6IZxHAC Tuesday, November 17, 2020 8:29:58 AMTwitter for Android
We are all being poisoned by @Bayer ?bunch of idiots to buy piece of shit Monsanto). Autism rates and cancer is through the roof. It's the environment! The global food supply is poisoned! This is common sense. Glyphosate must be banned!

https://t.co/AkLjBETLTZ 		Sunday, November 15, 2020 9:27:34 PMTwitter for Android
. @realDonaldTrump cut this shit out, you dumb bastard. All my shit made in China is getting too expensive. Will you just go play golf instead?

https://t.co/NAVGyoCOJx 		Sunday, November 15, 2020 8:54:09 PMTwitter for Android
We thank all Veterans for their service to this country and always remember that our lame duck, cocksucker piece of shit president disrespects veterans. He thinks those who died are losers and suckers: https://t.co/Zek8RoDFIZ Wednesday, November 11, 2020 10:27:19 AMTwitter Web App
Look at all these dumb motherfuckers not wearing masks. Meanwhile, virtually everyone celebrating Trump's loss in the streets has masks on. But you have Fox News and OANN giving them shit for gathering during Covid.

Science 2020! https://t.co/xytFJZzHGY 		Sunday, November 08, 2020 9:27:40 PMTwitter Web App
No shit. They are MORONS for not using USB-C @Apple

https://t.co/weMlzGQ7mj 		Wednesday, October 28, 2020 5:01:26 PMTwitter for Android
I always have to rewrite this asshole's code. Guy comes in after me, writes shit code, they think he's Jesus Christ, and I'm always cleaning up his goddamn mess Tuesday, October 27, 2020 9:37:55 AMTwitter Web App
Bunch of morons over at @Apple for not going with USB-C on the iPhone 12. Not only do they not include a charger, but they keep using old proprietary shit. Awful for the environment! Come in - MacBooks and ipads use USB-C. It's a standard... Fuckssake

https://t.co/l2hwy4MUi9 		Sunday, October 18, 2020 9:05:48 PMTwitter for Android
I cannot believe the shit on the news is real fucking life. How is it that 40-50% of Americans are brainless, brainwashed, cult-following IDIOTS? Tuesday, October 06, 2020 10:50:08 AMTwitter Web App
Did this guy even have covid? Seems like a publicity stunt to take attention away from his tax returns. Also the full of shit FIXED stock market that is reacting very positively to him "leaving the hospital" cured. Eat a bag of dicks https://t.co/wjG7YvEwJN Monday, October 05, 2020 6:03:17 PMTwitter Web App
PEOPLE CAN CHANGE AND GROW, but Trump and his cult are actively STILL racists. I thought the right opposes cancel culture.

Such a full of shit party and they all need to eat a bag of dicks https://t.co/qmWGgWnLnV 		Monday, October 05, 2020 10:44:34 AMTwitter Web App
Despite all the withholdings, I still had to pay thousands of dollars to the corrupt government in taxes the past few years and this motherfucker didn't pay anything. What a piece of shit.

https://t.co/dr2afrhtGN 		Monday, September 28, 2020 9:19:32 AMTwitter for Android
My license is 4 months expired and even though the gov extended it to December bc of the 'rona, people are starting to give me shit when I try to buy beer so I need to handle this Saturday, September 26, 2020 9:25:42 PMTwitter for Android
How can we get this shit back in stock so I can put it in my front lawn

https://t.co/yWANjO1jBN 		Friday, September 25, 2020 11:03:36 AMTwitter for Android
Dude how much dirt does Trump have over these piece of shit Republican senators who basically said they wouldn't vote for a replacement in an election year in the past, but now that the dictator wants to nominate a judge, they will support him Tuesday, September 22, 2020 12:21:32 PMTwitter Web App
@ClaytonCountyPD STOP BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF BLACK PEOPLE YOU FUCKING MORONS
In reply to @ClaytonCountyPD's tweet
Monday, September 14, 2020 7:35:39 AMTwitter for Android
The NY Post is a Trump suck-up trash tabloid, and I think Trump is a mentally unstable fuckin lunatic, but I agree: you can't cite anonymous sources. Imagine doing that shit in school? Wouldn't fly.

https://t.co/90vB8WAYkb 		Friday, September 11, 2020 9:39:50 PMTwitter for Android
Dude FUCK MSMQ. What a complete pile of shit. And fuck anyone for using this 90s technology in the year of our lord 2020 Tuesday, September 08, 2020 10:09:13 AMTwitter Web App
Zuck is such a weasel. Translation: "We don't give a shit about free speech & can delete whatever we want if it's bad for us." Sucks, but I get it. Platform is being used to incite riots and murders.

Remember, we have free speech, but there are consequences

#MySpaceTom4Life https://t.co/oJ55DPnNGP 		Wednesday, September 02, 2020 2:35:58 PMTwitter Web App
No kidding. These are the most dangerous types of people - the ones who know how shitty and disliked Trump is and stay hush hush about it. We're gonna get 4 more years of this horse shit, mark my words.

https://t.co/SgXYoloQwj 		Saturday, August 29, 2020 1:17:58 PMTwitter for Android
How ironic that our asshole-in-chief pardoned a black lady for shit white people get away with all the time Friday, August 28, 2020 7:26:38 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump @senatemajldr Because you're down in the polls and trying to use the pandemic to your advantage and rig the election you piece of shit asshole
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Wednesday, August 19, 2020 3:10:21 PMTwitter Web App
@nypost Who gives a shit. Trump is an actual psychopath and also grabs women by the pussy
In reply to @nypost's tweet
Monday, August 17, 2020 11:38:02 PMTwitter for Android
Stop ruining the environment you fucking pieces of shit @Interior @realDonaldTrump.

We don't need more oil. Demand is down due to a horse-shit mismanaged pandemic.

https://t.co/Gk0qTY00xZ 		Monday, August 17, 2020 1:02:29 PMTwitter Web App
Get the fuck out of here with this horseshit guide to NY pizza. Two boots w/ cornmeal crust? And wtf is that shit from Speedy Romeo? That's absolutely not NY pizza. And no metion of Spumoni Gardens in Brooklyn.

Get lawst https://t.co/cxCZItU3gY 		Sunday, August 02, 2020 8:59:05 PMTwitter for Android
Yo, you want to make shit beer sound fancy? Just turn the lite into latte.

Bud Latte
Keystone Latte
Coors Latte
... 		Wednesday, July 29, 2020 1:30:53 AMTwitter for Android
It's named Reggie and he legit takes this shark into metal concert mosh pits.

I cannot make this shit up. I'm not that creative
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, July 17, 2020 1:56:27 AMTwitter Web App
My HOA is a piece of shit and just banned social justice yard signs. So I just put it in my window instead. Fuck you guys. It's not my yard Monday, July 13, 2020 6:53:34 PMTwitter for Android
I just searched our company slack for Jesus Christ, and it was me complaining about shit 45 times Monday, July 06, 2020 2:14:02 PMTwitter Web App
I just looked in the mirror and holy shit, I look like a fucking douchebag Friday, July 03, 2020 6:12:39 PMTwitter for Android
Good. The shit year's half over. Might be shit for the next couple of years, but it'll all work out in the end Wednesday, July 01, 2020 1:18:18 AMTwitter Web App
GET THE ACTUAL FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THIS HORSE SHIT BILL. YOU CANNOT ALLOW BACKDOORS INTO ENCRYPTION, PERIOD. IT WILL BE MISUSED. @LindseyGrahamSC @TomCottonAR @MarshaBlackburn

https://t.co/JURjBqnds3. 		Friday, June 26, 2020 3:21:43 PMTwitter Web App
I mean... I love science and shit, but I think we could find a better use for $23 billion dollars other than a 62 mile tube to smash particles together. On the plus side, maybe they'll end the world

https://t.co/ljBwrolgVp 		Monday, June 22, 2020 4:11:54 PMTwitter Web App
Who's the craziest president if the two? Trump or Andrew Jackson?

Man, America has shit history 		Sunday, June 14, 2020 11:44:33 PMTwitter for Android
Ya know... Finally got a free moment to work on some shit for work that I never have time for and am way behind on, and the asshole parent company disabled my prod account so EAT A DICK. Monday, June 08, 2020 11:45:44 PMTwitter Web App
@MMA_Dork @JJFromTheBronx This happened to me. Was ready to pay slightly under list price, but the house appraised for lower and the lender would not approve the loan. Some 2008 rules or some shit. Worked out in the end because the seller had to lower the price to get closer to the appraisal value
In reply to @MMA_Dork's tweet
Monday, June 08, 2020 10:34:23 PMTwitter for Android
This is a fear mongering full of shit article @arstechnica. Yes, cases will spike after reopening, but the incubation period is longer than 4 days. Plus, the US testing capacity is ass.

https://t.co/eXIjBFveBs 		Wednesday, May 20, 2020 11:34:16 PMTwitter for Android
@ColumbusGov Cool city, but never lived anywhere else with such shit weather. Since 2020 stated the sun's been out 8 times
In reply to @ColumbusGov's tweet
Wednesday, May 20, 2020 10:37:59 PMTwitter for Android
I can't believe it's May 20th and I have the fucking heat on.

Piece of shit 2020 		Wednesday, May 20, 2020 10:35:46 PMTwitter for Android
It's been monsooning for three hours...

Instead of sleeping, I'm monitoring all my pumps and shit because I have a clogged downspout. Never seen the pumps run so much... 		Tuesday, May 19, 2020 12:35:50 AMTwitter for Android
@naval This is the biggest full of shit tweet I've ever seen. Racism is rampant here. African American males are liable to get shot at for doing absolutely nothing wrong

Get the fuck real.
In reply to @naval's tweet
Monday, May 18, 2020 11:10:10 AMTwitter Web App
Corrupt pieces of shit. Abolish the @EPA and send @realDonaldTrump to prison

https://t.co/sJO4hcFIEZ 		Sunday, May 17, 2020 8:49:57 PMTwitter for Android
I ripped the plug out and threw be it across the room. It's an unreliable piece of shit
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Sunday, May 17, 2020 2:10:19 PMTwitter for Android
@googlenest the Nest hub is a unreliable piece of shit setting timers. In the past two days, it fucked up adding and removing time, and two of them just vanished. I burned my bacon which is impossible to get these days Sunday, May 17, 2020 2:09:21 PMTwitter for Android
Dude these murder hornets have faces that look like fuckin Anime characters. Don't tell me someone didn't genetically create this shit to fuck with us all Monday, May 11, 2020 11:42:24 AMTwitter Web App
For real though, why does all this crazy shit come from Asia? Earth: get your life together.

Invasive species (Asian longhorned beetle, stink bugs, murder hornets), corona viruses (SARS, Covid), tentacle porn... Christ Almighty. 		Monday, May 04, 2020 7:55:46 AMTwitter for Android
Add smashed bottom right corner of my phone to the list of 2020 shit. I didn't even drop it. I have no idea how the fuck it happened other than I was putting up shelving and it was in my pocket Monday, April 20, 2020 7:35:16 PMTwitter for Android
There are some really, really ignorant people in this country. Holy smokes... Normally, I'd say let the virus wipe them out, but this shit affects everyone so it's gotta go Saturday, April 18, 2020 3:13:21 PMTwitter for Android
@SamSykesSwears Beat the shit out of @realDonaldTrump
In reply to @SamSykesSwears's tweet
Thursday, April 16, 2020 8:26:58 PMTwitter for Android
@Microsoft what kind of shit is it that @onedrive forces you to open document links in Edge on Android, and if you don't have Edge, it says there is no browser installed.

This is heinous UX 		Thursday, April 02, 2020 6:35:42 AMTwitter for Android
@GovRonDeSantis is a useless Trump puppet. Literally refused to shut shit down until Donnie boy said it was serious. Then he did it.

Absolute moron https://t.co/f8N1g4aq12 		Wednesday, April 01, 2020 9:43:05 PMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump Fox News originally said Coronavirus was a hoax you piece of shit asshole.
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Saturday, March 28, 2020 8:38:32 AMTwitter for Android
I fucking hate my job so much and I'm so lucky to still have one.

A few months ago before the virus, I could have had any devops job i wanted. now i'm stuck working with idiots who keep undoing all my good processes with shit and bureaucracy 		Thursday, March 26, 2020 9:12:27 AMTwitter Web App
Never cared for DeWine, but he basically told a judge to fuck off and canceled the election anyway. Guy's handling this 'rus like a boss.

State only has a couple confirmed cases and he's like "nah, out testing blows. 100mil have it. Shut all the shit down" 		Monday, March 16, 2020 11:09:35 PMTwitter Web App
2020 was a piece of shit year from day 1. Literally had the shittiest start to the year and it's fucked more than ever now Thursday, March 12, 2020 5:17:17 PMTwitter Web App
Not that anyone's working during the plague, but let's just stop my complex scripts I'm focusing on to show a new engineer how to do basic shit in ansible

NBD. My shit can slip and I can look like an asshole while I train new people on basic shit like logging into shit 		Thursday, March 12, 2020 2:03:12 PMTwitter Web App
I had enough of this shit Wednesday, March 11, 2020 10:35:23 PMTwitter for Android
Is this shit satire, or serious? If it's true, I'm'a live to be a million! Going to have to disagree with it though. Being an asshole sucks

https://t.co/pCOUWRh5xu 		Wednesday, March 11, 2020 12:39:51 AMTwitter Web App
One of the engineers on my team is on my shit list because he gave another teammate an IG photo cred for a photo I took and shared with the team.

Then he took last min vacation to go skiing and dumped his workload on me.

Fucking guy 		Saturday, March 07, 2020 8:15:39 AMTwitter for Android
Working on some legacy piece of shit script for work and some engineer included a 71 line batch file to get yesterday's date. If you do this, you should be permanently banned from the tech industry.

CHRIST SAKES THAT'S A ONE LINER IN POWERSHELL 		Friday, March 06, 2020 1:39:49 PMTwitter Web App
Wow. These new R trains have RATCHET lighting. Totally harshing the mellow. I miss the old shit boxes that were dim @NYCTSubway Thursday, February 27, 2020 9:49:59 PMTwitter for Android
The #pixel4 has such a piece of shit battery that I killed it to 0 from 100% THREE times in one day. How is this possible in the year of our Lord 2020?

$1000 for this shit. @madebygoogle and @rosterloh should be fucking ashamed of themselves 		Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:23:16 AMTwitter for Android
Oh right... They'd throw me in jail and fine the shit out of me.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, February 19, 2020 6:28:58 AMTwitter for Android
No fucking shit. Only snow I've seen all winter was one dusting and January is almost over. The fuck. I love snow

https://t.co/8ronM6h3xa 		Friday, January 24, 2020 12:57:34 PMTwitter Web App
On the backend, whenever it can't find an account, they throw and exception in code, which logs as a 500. Our monitoring picks that shit up. Third night in a row I was paged for no reason.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, January 24, 2020 1:43:23 AMTwitter for Android
Phone battery is constantly at 15%. My electricity is out because @AEPOhio uses scotch tape to keep the lines up and my daughter ate my USB cable so it's wet and now my phone can't even charge

Thanks @madebygoogle for giving the Pixel 4 a completely useless piece of shit battery https://t.co/jY7SAdOgZy 		Monday, December 30, 2019 7:46:36 AMTwitter for Android
I mean, I hate Facebook and they're evil, but you can't have the government interfering in this shit. What do they mean no competition? There's Google chat (messages/Hangouts), iMessage, Keybase... There are other options.

https://t.co/Njkw3srDC8 		Friday, December 13, 2019 9:16:10 AMTwitter for Android
I just went outside to get something real quick and stepped in dog shit in my new slippers and I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW Saturday, November 30, 2019 12:45:34 AMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle Get your damn priorities straight. I love astronomy, but I don't give a shit about taking a 5 min star photo when my phone dies in 4 -5 hours
In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet
Saturday, November 30, 2019 12:23:14 AMTwitter for Android
@bjornwallman @madebygoogle Battery life is garbage. An absolute embarrassment if a phone. Upgraded from a pixel 2 because it's battery wore out and this is just as bad. I want a class action lawsuit! Spent over $900 and the shit doesn't last 5 hours
In reply to @bjornwallman's tweet
Saturday, November 30, 2019 12:09:06 AMTwitter for Android
#BlackFriday isn't worth my time, aggravation, traffic, and lines. I do not need anything badly enough to deal with all that shit. People literally die in stampedes. It's like the NYC subways in there - no regard for human life. I don't need that crap
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, November 28, 2019 10:23:31 PMTwitter for Android
Christianity: Jeebus would have been worried about what bathrooms people identified with.

https://t.co/0xu7nDZRjC

Fuck out of here with this hate group. Even Scientologists, whi are batshit crazy and believe in cult alien shit, don't go around discriminating 		Wednesday, November 27, 2019 10:55:01 AMTwitter for Android
Doesn't @GooglePlayMusic have NYC based engineers? Does anyone test the fact that the app works like shit on the subway with poor connectivity?

Even offline mode doesn't load. https://t.co/DBvJrIvS3a 		Thursday, November 14, 2019 8:39:14 AMTwitter for Android
What kind of asshole pays money for this shit. Take this goddamn sign down. #loveislove

Keep your shitty opinions to yourself. I don't care who gets married to who. https://t.co/1ebGeKpyLB 		Sunday, November 10, 2019 4:41:56 PMTwitter for Android
Funny how good @niantic is at collecting location data when you're not playing the game... When I am playing the game, the location detection is SHIT

https://t.co/CsHFWpuNWS 		Friday, October 18, 2019 9:52:33 AMTwitter for Android
The 2019 New York Yankees, folks. For a team that has 103 wins, they played shit baseball the last few weeks. No fire at all to get through the postseason. They should forfeit

https://t.co/pJeChG3Uzn 		Sunday, September 29, 2019 9:41:59 PMTwitter Web App
@RockNationRadio @toto99com @capitoltheatre @stevelukather @shemvonschroeck @dashlrow $9.50 to the piece of shit @MTA to drive over a goddamn bridge
In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet
Saturday, September 28, 2019 12:17:49 PMTwitter for Android
Android auto is a buggy piece of shit Saturday, September 28, 2019 12:15:21 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking Apple. Thinks they're hot shit removing the fingerprint scanner. Then Google decided to copy this idiot idea. Then they're going to add it back? Fuckers.

https://t.co/PE4NVohy8Z 		Thursday, September 05, 2019 8:19:27 AMTwitter for Android
Android Auto and Waze are the two biggest piece of shit apps going. Do better fuckssake Saturday, August 31, 2019 9:32:27 AMTwitter for Android
Nice update, Android Auto you buggy piece of shit. Nice to know I'm driving through the goddamn fairgrounds https://t.co/pLIg4CkJKn Saturday, August 24, 2019 6:36:56 PMTwitter for Android
I'd lose my testicles if they weren't attached. Fucks sake. That'd be my hell. Me losing things and continually looking for them for eternity

Screen me for dementia or some shit 		Monday, August 19, 2019 9:40:53 PMTwitter for Android
Ripping their shirts off and shit like that...
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, August 09, 2019 10:36:05 PMTwitter for Android
Abysmal home/away detection... Always says I'm home when I'm not...

Weird crap all the time.

Rick Osterloh needs to come in a kick everyone at nest labs in the ass and make this shit better
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, August 07, 2019 3:06:22 AMTwitter for Android
This Nest is a gimmicky piece of shit product. Doesn't even maintain the setpoint. Why did it ever let it get to 73 and not call for AC when the setpoint is 72? Their support STINKS. Entry level a crap. https://t.co/Oageccv4YA Wednesday, August 07, 2019 2:57:50 AMTwitter for Android
@EPA Andrew Wheeler is a fucking disgrace. Anyone who voted not to ban this shit should have it sprayed on their children and see what happens. Maybe it'll eliminate idiots from the gene pool.

https://t.co/jHVj72PA6M 		Sunday, July 21, 2019 2:47:06 PMTwitter for Android
Who gives two shits about a goddamn bezel? Notches are idiotic, speaker bumps are idiotic, and that rounded corners shit Samsung does is idiotic.

https://t.co/203LK8xPNi 		Sunday, July 21, 2019 1:31:26 AMTwitter for Android
Whoever over at Google works on Chrome's password manager are a bunch of goddamn incompetent assholes. How can you not determine the difference between two subdomains? I locked my accounts out like 95 times because of this shit Monday, June 24, 2019 4:01:26 PMTwitter Web Client
Every couple years you need to buy a new belt. The fuck kind of shit is that about? Why is it so expensive? Is the sound quality really that good? There are $100 turntables with speed levers and auto-return arms.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, June 11, 2019 11:23:40 AMTwitter Web App
Orbit turntables are overpriced pieces of shit. $350 and it doesn't even have an auto-returning arm. You can't even change the speed without dicking around with the external belt, which stretches out and renders the whole thing useless Tuesday, June 11, 2019 11:23:40 AMTwitter Web App
Do better, Ohio. We need to get these intolerant assholes the fuck outta hea. Cut this shit out canceling harmless events and making. Haters hating for no reason https://t.co/YOIdVk8uW1 Sunday, June 02, 2019 2:35:25 AMTwitter for Android
This is so New York Shitty. MTA guy literally had to shit and couldn't find a clean shitter so a handful of lines got delayed during rush hour. #prayfornyc https://t.co/yFySbHYT9x Friday, May 17, 2019 4:17:37 PMTwitter for Android
Shit. Gotta go back to work. I'm fuckin goooooooddd right now. Jesus. Tuesday, May 14, 2019 3:04:07 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ, @MikeDeWine. You're going to force this this poor 11 year old rape victim to give birth to this rapist piece of shit's child? Deny her of a proper childhood and teen years because some shithead raped her against her will? Get the Fuck lost

https://t.co/uifIcrkjkc 		Monday, May 13, 2019 10:47:06 PMTwitter for Android
Last fucking time I buy SHIT off an Instagram ad. Never seen more garbage dumpster companies selling such low quality shit and no regard for customer service. Fucking Facebook. They ruin everything. Instagram used to be decent Wednesday, May 01, 2019 5:05:35 PMTwitter Web Client
"the benefits that glyphosate confers to growers outweigh the geographically limited risks to non-target organisms."

Translation: It'll give tons of people cancer but we don't give a shit. We don't care about human lives and would rather yield healthier crops"
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, May 01, 2019 3:00:49 AMTwitter for Android
Wow, this fuckin guy really let himself go. Aged like shit in just 5 years. Guess this is what happens when you're a terrorist asshole living in a cave in some shithole https://t.co/FxqzCkxpWu Monday, April 29, 2019 5:56:08 PMTwitter Web Client
Centos7 can suck it with their antique yum packages. "Stability" my ass I want the latest.

Shit just works in Ubuntu. Everything's the goddamn runaround getting it working in CentOS 		Sunday, April 28, 2019 3:54:29 PMTwitter for Android
@dunkindonuts would never pull this shit. Need to open up more locations in my area because I'm mad at Starbucks.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, April 19, 2019 2:29:03 AMTwitter for Android