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1582 results for shit — page 16 of 16, showing 1501–1582
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Seriously, barstoolsports is the best website ever, even though it's Boston shit. Saturday, August 15, 2009 2:24:36 PMTwitter Web Client
Seriously, barstoolsports is the best webiste ever, even though it's Boston shit. Saturday, August 15, 2009 2:24:13 PMTwitter Web Client
Nice to know that twitter posted my tweets 8 hours later and out of order. piece of shit Sunday, August 09, 2009 2:42:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Ok which one of you fuckers shit yourself in this bitch ass cabin?! Don't wanna smell that all night Sunday, August 09, 2009 1:14:09 PMtxt
My phone is a piece of shit. Camera start error my ass Sunday, August 09, 2009 12:33:22 PMtxt
For the third time: Put a god damn mother fucking wet paint sign up when you assholes paint shit. and don't complain when i step in it. Wednesday, August 05, 2009 10:53:47 AMtxt
My fucking laptop struggles with unreal graphics at 16bit 640x480. What a piece of shit Sunday, August 02, 2009 11:50:12 AMtxt
Butch just sacred the shit out of me by sneaking up on me in a dark hall Wednesday, July 29, 2009 9:03:12 AMtxt
My computer is an epic piece of shit. It page filed like 2 gigs during a game. No wonder it was loading shit from the HD for an hour. Tuesday, July 28, 2009 3:20:11 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck NY for forcing Amazon to charge sales tax on their shit. I don't want to give money for online purchases to this backwards ass state. Monday, July 27, 2009 5:51:01 PMtwhirl
Ah shit I have work tomorrow. Sunday, July 26, 2009 10:59:26 PMtwhirl
No shame. Fuck it/ I don;t give a god damn shit anymore. Saturday, July 18, 2009 4:08:09 AMtwhirl
The guy is dead and this scalp fire thing happened 25 years ago. WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK. Shut up with this shit already #mj Thursday, July 16, 2009 7:16:53 PMtwhirl
Cool new laptop feature. Blue Screen of Death when scrolling in FLV video. Fucking piece of shit Sunday, July 05, 2009 12:34:23 PMtwhirl
Development has just begun and already the site renders like shit in IE 7 & 8. F that piece of shit browser Sunday, July 05, 2009 5:14:32 AMtwhirl
M mom needs to stop fucking whistling Thriller. It's pissing the shit off out of me Friday, July 03, 2009 12:18:48 PMtwhirl
http://twitpic.com/8yzdp - this is what happens to your hands when you move old dusty shit around for two hours Wednesday, July 01, 2009 3:39:11 PMTwitter Web Client
4:18AM. Not tired and I need to be up at 7 for work. All I can think about is how my shit isn't going the way I want it to. FML Monday, June 29, 2009 4:19:48 AMTwitter Web Client
Awesome. A cockatoo just took a shit on my shoulder. Thanks eddie Sunday, June 28, 2009 6:04:25 PMTwitter SMS
My piece of shit computer is too wizzzeak to run the Firefox 3.5 demos on hacks.mozilla.org GRR Saturday, June 27, 2009 12:38:33 AMTwitter Web Client
I hear gedge and his chior rehearsing for graduation. Not gonna lie, i miss that shit Friday, June 26, 2009 9:14:31 AMTwitter SMS
I am sick of Minefield being a buggy ass piece of shit. Now that Firefox 3.5 RC is out, I'll be using that. Stability FTW Monday, June 22, 2009 3:11:09 AMTwitter Web Client
Taking a shit. (everyone uses that as an excuse of how invasive twitter could be, so i figured i'd tweet it at least once for satirical ... Tuesday, June 16, 2009 1:29:39 AMTwitter SMS
Cool. Nero 9 left shit in my rt click context menus after I uninstalled it. Complete clutter - I do NOT recommend it at all. Saturday, June 06, 2009 2:16:49 PMTwitter Web Client
This guy Jeremy is the shit. You're my boy blue! Thursday, June 04, 2009 8:20:35 PMTwitter SMS
I don't give a shit. Stop telling me things that are useless. Monday, June 01, 2009 9:24:02 PMTwitter Web Client
Too much fucking shit in my room. I can't walk in here. Mad cleaning Saturday, May 30, 2009 9:23:45 PMTwitter Web Client
My piece of shit laptop isn't good enough to run #huludesktop It's all choppy. 2.2ghz Turion64 - a piece of shit. Friday, May 29, 2009 1:31:46 AMTwitter Web Client
Piece of shit immune system. Fucking sinuses need to unclog. 5th cold of the year... Seriously? Usually I'm never sick. Thursday, May 28, 2009 2:21:21 AMTwitter Web Client
Piece of shit unstable Minefield nightly builds. Once again, Google is better at life than everyone else. Their alphas aren't even buggy. Sunday, May 24, 2009 1:06:55 PMTwitter Web Client
Still can't change my twitter background image one day later. Fix your shit, you guys suck. Friday, May 22, 2009 1:58:31 PMTwitter Web Client
If I heard this as a commencement speech, I'd shit myself. Funniest rant I've ever read (and some truth to it): http://is.gd/zThV Saturday, May 16, 2009 1:15:39 AMTwitter Web Client
The yearbook computer is an absolute piece of shit that freezes and repaints the whole screen with every task. Friday, May 15, 2009 12:38:36 AMTwitter Web Client
nice my phoen is now in two pieces. the piece of shit Friday, May 08, 2009 10:36:46 PMTwitter Web Client
fuckin smelly piece of shit skunk Friday, May 08, 2009 10:19:10 PMTwitter Web Client
What does it take to get the fuckin number to Angelo's around here and why does our piece of shit website not list it? Monday, May 04, 2009 5:26:48 PMTwitter Web Client
Correction, my last tweet was wrong. It was other people. Also, 20% done with this paper. Shit's weak. Wizzzeak Tuesday, April 21, 2009 2:24:05 AMTwitter Web Client
"There's so much shit going on up my ass these days" -TC (that's what she said) Monday, April 20, 2009 9:42:05 PMTwitter Web Client
@SonicBlur23 You guys talkin shit about me?
In reply to @SonicBlur23's tweet
Monday, April 20, 2009 12:02:12 AMTwitter Web Client
In other news, Nick Swisher is still my boy. I need to acquire that man's attitude, shake shit off, laugh about what went wrong, then win Tuesday, April 14, 2009 12:51:31 AMTwitter Web Client
The book Kite Runner is seriously depressing the shit out of me: "In the end, the world always wins (99)." I WON'T ACCEPT THAT. I will win Monday, April 13, 2009 3:00:24 AMTwitter Web Client
I just got an excellent idea and am pleased with myself. Now I hope this works. Shit's been f'ing with my mind.., GRR. Monday, April 13, 2009 2:05:31 AMTwitter Web Client
Right... The amount of work and other shit I have to do this week, on top of figuring out the rest of my life. FML Monday, April 13, 2009 1:00:56 AMTwitter Web Client
I was going to post this before, but Twitter was down: Tom: "Why am I caring a shit?" Tuesday, April 07, 2009 12:31:59 AMTwitter Web Client
So apparently she figured out that the guy was loaded from my description, even though I didn't say anything about money. She knows her shit Wednesday, April 01, 2009 4:53:58 PMTwitter Web Client
PIECE OF SHIT INTERNET CONNECTION THEY GIVE US HERE Sunday, March 29, 2009 10:51:47 PMTwitter Web Client
It's hot in here, the day's off to a shitty start, I'm missing shit and now I have to listen to a fuck who can't speak English for 75 mins Friday, March 27, 2009 11:04:25 AMTwitter Web Client
@SonicBlur23 Sry i didn't mean to be mean. I was just flustered with shit. Twitter is the way to go. discuss all the random thoughts u want
In reply to @'s tweet
Sunday, March 22, 2009 1:50:42 AMTwitter Web Client
Adversity my ass (prev twitter update). I am the shit and make it all work out in the end. yay Saturday, March 21, 2009 2:21:37 AMTwitter Web Client
Win maybe? Next week will tell. I got this shit Saturday, March 14, 2009 2:22:17 AMTwitter Web Client
Daylight savings time is a crock of shit. Unless you give me the extra hour (even if it makes it dark all day), I want no part of it. Sunday, March 08, 2009 1:45:55 AMTwitter Web Client
FiOS does have piece of shit DNS servers though that frequently go down for a few minutes many times throughout the day. Friday, March 06, 2009 4:47:14 PMTwitter Web Client
And there goes a box of ziti. Piece of shit Tuesday, March 03, 2009 7:21:04 PMTwitter Web Client
chlorpheniramine doesn't do jack shit Friday, February 27, 2009 1:18:00 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck SunGard, I hope they go bankrupt with their piece of shit 1990s style Luminis Platform. I just lost an email. And Fuck CNS for using it Tuesday, February 24, 2009 1:51:16 AMTwitter Web Client
smells like shit in this room. someone get on that Wednesday, February 18, 2009 3:25:37 AMTwitter Web Client
Who the fuck says macs never crash? They're pieces of shit. When I REALLY need a remote connection, it doesn't work. Jeez. Wednesday, February 11, 2009 2:57:04 AMTwitter Web Client
And fucking College Publisher goes down when I'm in the middle of shit... You dog... Wednesday, February 04, 2009 4:08:44 AMTwitter Web Client
Yeah uncool. The storm tracked into the ocean... There goes my snow day tomorrow. Shit, now I have a lot of work to do Monday, February 02, 2009 8:47:55 AMTwitter Web Client
And now to start my hw due at 10:30 today. Shit Thursday, January 29, 2009 2:54:33 AMTwitter Web Client
We have a paper coming out today we can't get online because College Publisher is a fucking piece of lagged shit Wednesday, January 28, 2009 3:07:42 AMTwitter Web Client
oh for fuck's sake with the shit... Anyway, yay for watching movies in class that are irrelevant = free internet Tuesday, January 27, 2009 11:45:47 AMTwitter Web Client
Here we go with this stock market shit again... Wednesday, January 14, 2009 8:15:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Trying to teach James about formatting a drive and backing shit up is like him trying to teach a 104 year old dead woman about Def Leppard Sunday, January 04, 2009 5:54:53 PMTwitter Web Client
My piece of shit phone turns itself off for no reason when it's in my pocket and I miss all my calls. Wednesday, December 03, 2008 9:52:13 PMTwitter Web Client
WHEN I TELL YOU TO SELL MY FUCKING STOCK IN AUGUST, YOU FUCKING DO IT. I KNEW THE SHIT WOULD KEEP GETTING WORSE BUT DO THEY LISTEN, NO.... Monday, December 01, 2008 7:26:22 PMTwitter Web Client
On the fuckin quad, at a cold windy table with my shit blowing everywhere doing bitchwork for csc. fuck your couch Monday, December 01, 2008 5:16:27 PMTwitter Web Client
Free Dr. Pepper is full of shit. Their servers can't handle the load... Monday, November 24, 2008 1:46:57 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck the Federal Reserve & bailouts. We have no money for this shit. The Fed needs to go, it's a cancer for the US. Enjoy your recession... Tuesday, November 11, 2008 2:19:42 AMTwitter Web Client
And holy shit it's light outside Friday, November 07, 2008 6:43:05 AMTwitter Web Client
Marc & Dan need to stop having private convos via Twitter. Twitter is for status updates, like "holy shit that girl over there has some ass" Thursday, October 09, 2008 9:51:41 AMtwhirl
The goddamn stock market took a fucking shit again. Is it can be recession time plz k thx? Monday, September 15, 2008 4:13:15 PMtwhirl
Tracemonkey is a crashy piece of shit. Sunday, August 24, 2008 7:42:55 PMtwhirl
It's 2AM. I'm goin outside to watch the meteor shower bc Jess reminded me. It'l lbring back memories of shit. And @waspito, stop drinking. Wednesday, August 13, 2008 1:55:59 AMtwhirl
Just fucked up the way my computer boots. I'm pretty damn screwed right now. Shit. I can't even format it. Sunday, August 10, 2008 5:53:55 PMtwhirl
Great. Verizon's DNS servers took a shit again. I have internet sbut can't resolve names. This happened 4 times this summer. Unacceptable Thursday, August 07, 2008 4:41:50 PMtwhirl
You think they'd test the images on their shit hardware before I roll them out and wait hours. It's fuckin' slower than George W. Bush Thursday, July 31, 2008 3:51:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Holy fucking shit. Just got the book list for next year and I'm so screwed. This might be up to $700 Tuesday, July 22, 2008 12:54:40 AMtwhirl
I end up losing $50 every mother fucking day in this cocksucker piece of shit stock market. Tuesday, July 15, 2008 7:38:29 PMtwhirl
Apple is a piece of shit. I specifically checked "do not install Apple updater" and it does anyway. Thursday, July 10, 2008 1:07:11 PMtwhirl
I love how I give advice to people on shit I completely fail at, and it works for them, yet I cannot save myself... Wednesday, July 09, 2008 7:35:39 PMtwhirl
Ugh. Shit. Work. Monday, July 07, 2008 7:04:36 AMtwhirl
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