| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| I am sick of Minefield being a buggy ass piece of shit. Now that Firefox 3.5 RC is out, I'll be using that. Stability FTW | Monday, June 22, 2009 3:11:09 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Taking a shit. (everyone uses that as an excuse of how invasive twitter could be, so i figured i'd tweet it at least once for satirical ... | Tuesday, June 16, 2009 1:29:39 AM | Twitter SMS |
| Cool. Nero 9 left shit in my rt click context menus after I uninstalled it. Complete clutter - I do NOT recommend it at all. | Saturday, June 06, 2009 2:16:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This guy Jeremy is the shit. You're my boy blue! | Thursday, June 04, 2009 8:20:35 PM | Twitter SMS |
| I don't give a shit. Stop telling me things that are useless. | Monday, June 01, 2009 9:24:02 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Too much fucking shit in my room. I can't walk in here. Mad cleaning | Saturday, May 30, 2009 9:23:45 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| My piece of shit laptop isn't good enough to run #huludesktop It's all choppy. 2.2ghz Turion64 - a piece of shit. | Friday, May 29, 2009 1:31:46 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Piece of shit immune system. Fucking sinuses need to unclog. 5th cold of the year... Seriously? Usually I'm never sick. | Thursday, May 28, 2009 2:21:21 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Piece of shit unstable Minefield nightly builds. Once again, Google is better at life than everyone else. Their alphas aren't even buggy. | Sunday, May 24, 2009 1:06:55 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Still can't change my twitter background image one day later. Fix your shit, you guys suck. | Friday, May 22, 2009 1:58:31 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| If I heard this as a commencement speech, I'd shit myself. Funniest rant I've ever read (and some truth to it): http://is.gd/zThV | Saturday, May 16, 2009 1:15:39 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| The yearbook computer is an absolute piece of shit that freezes and repaints the whole screen with every task. | Friday, May 15, 2009 12:38:36 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| nice my phoen is now in two pieces. the piece of shit | Friday, May 08, 2009 10:36:46 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| fuckin smelly piece of shit skunk | Friday, May 08, 2009 10:19:10 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| What does it take to get the fuckin number to Angelo's around here and why does our piece of shit website not list it? | Monday, May 04, 2009 5:26:48 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Correction, my last tweet was wrong. It was other people. Also, 20% done with this paper. Shit's weak. Wizzzeak | Tuesday, April 21, 2009 2:24:05 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| "There's so much shit going on up my ass these days" -TC (that's what she said) | Monday, April 20, 2009 9:42:05 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @SonicBlur23 You guys talkin shit about me? In reply to @SonicBlur23's tweet | Monday, April 20, 2009 12:02:12 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| In other news, Nick Swisher is still my boy. I need to acquire that man's attitude, shake shit off, laugh about what went wrong, then win | Tuesday, April 14, 2009 12:51:31 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| The book Kite Runner is seriously depressing the shit out of me: "In the end, the world always wins (99)." I WON'T ACCEPT THAT. I will win | Monday, April 13, 2009 3:00:24 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I just got an excellent idea and am pleased with myself. Now I hope this works. Shit's been f'ing with my mind.., GRR. | Monday, April 13, 2009 2:05:31 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Right... The amount of work and other shit I have to do this week, on top of figuring out the rest of my life. FML | Monday, April 13, 2009 1:00:56 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I was going to post this before, but Twitter was down: Tom: "Why am I caring a shit?" | Tuesday, April 07, 2009 12:31:59 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| So apparently she figured out that the guy was loaded from my description, even though I didn't say anything about money. She knows her shit | Wednesday, April 01, 2009 4:53:58 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| PIECE OF SHIT INTERNET CONNECTION THEY GIVE US HERE | Sunday, March 29, 2009 10:51:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's hot in here, the day's off to a shitty start, I'm missing shit and now I have to listen to a fuck who can't speak English for 75 mins | Friday, March 27, 2009 11:04:25 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @SonicBlur23 Sry i didn't mean to be mean. I was just flustered with shit. Twitter is the way to go. discuss all the random thoughts u want | Sunday, March 22, 2009 1:50:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Adversity my ass (prev twitter update). I am the shit and make it all work out in the end. yay | Saturday, March 21, 2009 2:21:37 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Win maybe? Next week will tell. I got this shit | Saturday, March 14, 2009 2:22:17 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Daylight savings time is a crock of shit. Unless you give me the extra hour (even if it makes it dark all day), I want no part of it. | Sunday, March 08, 2009 1:45:55 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| FiOS does have piece of shit DNS servers though that frequently go down for a few minutes many times throughout the day. | Friday, March 06, 2009 4:47:14 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| And there goes a box of ziti. Piece of shit | Tuesday, March 03, 2009 7:21:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| chlorpheniramine doesn't do jack shit | Friday, February 27, 2009 1:18:00 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck SunGard, I hope they go bankrupt with their piece of shit 1990s style Luminis Platform. I just lost an email. And Fuck CNS for using it | Tuesday, February 24, 2009 1:51:16 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| smells like shit in this room. someone get on that | Wednesday, February 18, 2009 3:25:37 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Who the fuck says macs never crash? They're pieces of shit. When I REALLY need a remote connection, it doesn't work. Jeez. | Wednesday, February 11, 2009 2:57:04 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| And fucking College Publisher goes down when I'm in the middle of shit... You dog... | Wednesday, February 04, 2009 4:08:44 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Yeah uncool. The storm tracked into the ocean... There goes my snow day tomorrow. Shit, now I have a lot of work to do | Monday, February 02, 2009 8:47:55 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| And now to start my hw due at 10:30 today. Shit | Thursday, January 29, 2009 2:54:33 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| We have a paper coming out today we can't get online because College Publisher is a fucking piece of lagged shit | Wednesday, January 28, 2009 3:07:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| oh for fuck's sake with the shit... Anyway, yay for watching movies in class that are irrelevant = free internet | Tuesday, January 27, 2009 11:45:47 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Here we go with this stock market shit again... | Wednesday, January 14, 2009 8:15:23 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Trying to teach James about formatting a drive and backing shit up is like him trying to teach a 104 year old dead woman about Def Leppard | Sunday, January 04, 2009 5:54:53 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| My piece of shit phone turns itself off for no reason when it's in my pocket and I miss all my calls. | Wednesday, December 03, 2008 9:52:13 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| WHEN I TELL YOU TO SELL MY FUCKING STOCK IN AUGUST, YOU FUCKING DO IT. I KNEW THE SHIT WOULD KEEP GETTING WORSE BUT DO THEY LISTEN, NO.... | Monday, December 01, 2008 7:26:22 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| On the fuckin quad, at a cold windy table with my shit blowing everywhere doing bitchwork for csc. fuck your couch | Monday, December 01, 2008 5:16:27 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Free Dr. Pepper is full of shit. Their servers can't handle the load... | Monday, November 24, 2008 1:46:57 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck the Federal Reserve & bailouts. We have no money for this shit. The Fed needs to go, it's a cancer for the US. Enjoy your recession... | Tuesday, November 11, 2008 2:19:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| And holy shit it's light outside | Friday, November 07, 2008 6:43:05 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Marc & Dan need to stop having private convos via Twitter. Twitter is for status updates, like "holy shit that girl over there has some ass" | Thursday, October 09, 2008 9:51:41 AM | twhirl |
| The goddamn stock market took a fucking shit again. Is it can be recession time plz k thx? | Monday, September 15, 2008 4:13:15 PM | twhirl |
| Tracemonkey is a crashy piece of shit. | Sunday, August 24, 2008 7:42:55 PM | twhirl |
| It's 2AM. I'm goin outside to watch the meteor shower bc Jess reminded me. It'l lbring back memories of shit. And @waspito, stop drinking. | Wednesday, August 13, 2008 1:55:59 AM | twhirl |
| Just fucked up the way my computer boots. I'm pretty damn screwed right now. Shit. I can't even format it. | Sunday, August 10, 2008 5:53:55 PM | twhirl |
| Great. Verizon's DNS servers took a shit again. I have internet sbut can't resolve names. This happened 4 times this summer. Unacceptable | Thursday, August 07, 2008 4:41:50 PM | twhirl |
| You think they'd test the images on their shit hardware before I roll them out and wait hours. It's fuckin' slower than George W. Bush | Thursday, July 31, 2008 3:51:10 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Holy fucking shit. Just got the book list for next year and I'm so screwed. This might be up to $700 | Tuesday, July 22, 2008 12:54:40 AM | twhirl |
| I end up losing $50 every mother fucking day in this cocksucker piece of shit stock market. | Tuesday, July 15, 2008 7:38:29 PM | twhirl |
| Apple is a piece of shit. I specifically checked "do not install Apple updater" and it does anyway. | Thursday, July 10, 2008 1:07:11 PM | twhirl |
| I love how I give advice to people on shit I completely fail at, and it works for them, yet I cannot save myself... | Wednesday, July 09, 2008 7:35:39 PM | twhirl |
| Ugh. Shit. Work. | Monday, July 07, 2008 7:04:36 AM | twhirl |