1538 results for shit — page 15 of 16, showing 1401–1500
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My arm is fucked. I can't throw a baseball for shit. Muscles lock up, release point is wrong. grr. Wednesday, March 24, 2010 5:38:29 PMTwitter Web Client
How many trains ran me over. shit..... Saturday, March 20, 2010 12:21:40 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin A. This laptop is such a piece of shit. It can't even play back video without tearing. Tuesday, March 16, 2010 2:45:39 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin becks and stella. They should be together. All green ass and shit. Saturday, March 13, 2010 3:19:38 AMtwidroid
Back in Westchester, hopefully, sunburned. And real sun not that fake assed shit Tuesday, March 09, 2010 3:43:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Not that I watch ABC7, but thank christ I have FiOS. Cablevision = piece of shit. How do you pull a broadcast network off your cable system? Sunday, March 07, 2010 1:16:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Just submitted two work orders to fix some broken shit in this shithole Thursday, March 04, 2010 4:04:27 AMTwitter Web Client
Keith: "Taco Bell and Port Chester. Tweet that shit." Going to be good tomorrow Saturday, February 13, 2010 10:04:39 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito browser and maps have multitouch pinch to zoom. But they took out some cool shit the nexus one had. Oh well
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Tuesday, February 09, 2010 1:38:04 AMtwidroid
I repeat: "shit always hits you man" when will it work for me man? fucking seriously.saw that movie man. Wtf Sunday, January 31, 2010 3:27:02 AMDELETED
I have never seen anyone who has been more full of shit in my life. JEEZ Saturday, January 30, 2010 6:20:14 PMTwitter Web Client
"Shit always hits you man" Saturday, January 30, 2010 12:21:01 PMtwidroid
ya know... if i got a little piece of ass to make up for it all this shit i maybe wouldn't care. but NO. never happens Sunday, January 24, 2010 4:12:15 AMDELETED
Dear $500, I could probably feed 15 displaced Haitians right now but because I'm a stupid shit, I need to buy a cocksucking new phone Sunday, January 24, 2010 3:08:43 AMDELETED
tell motorola to suck my dick. they can keep their $500 piece of shit flashlight. htc and google's nexus one is better you cunt Sunday, January 24, 2010 2:58:33 AMDELETED
You think just one person out of all those people would respond my my shit. Christ. Why bother sending things out? Friday, January 22, 2010 12:26:25 PMTwitter Web Client
http://twitpic.com/z7tcn - Holy shit. My boy from Apple finally sent me a picture of the Apple Tablet: Friday, January 22, 2010 11:06:16 AMTwitpic
The bookstore is a piece of shit Monday, January 18, 2010 2:17:16 PMtwidroid
@VtotheFlo Everything should work on Chrome. It's bitchin' Stagweb is a 1997 piece of shit that fails a lot
In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet
Friday, January 08, 2010 6:02:16 PMTwitter Web Client
Haha. Remember this big ass piece of shit from 2005? http://twitpic.com/wuj3d Tuesday, January 05, 2010 8:40:57 PMtwidroid
Stop interrupting my shows. I dont give a shit that Obama is going to speak about his meeting with all his security people. Not urgent Tuesday, January 05, 2010 4:42:03 PMtwidroid
my top 5 most used twitter words are shit, fuck, time, fucking and ass. Thursday, December 31, 2009 3:00:07 AMTwitter Web Client
My mom is hogging all the space on the DVR. I need to record two movies and all her shit is making it 77% full. IDK if there's room now. GRR Sunday, December 20, 2009 3:23:27 PMTwitter Web Client
no fucking win 7 x64 drivers for this piece of shit old fucking cock munching laptop of mine Saturday, December 19, 2009 5:22:49 PMtxt
Pandora radio is the shit. and once i go Droid, I'll have it with me at all times Thursday, December 17, 2009 1:27:17 AMTwitter Web Client
4 more pages of this goddamn shit, but i have no clue what to write Thursday, December 10, 2009 10:59:00 AMTwitter Web Client
On to the next paper.. 0 motivation for this stupid shit Thursday, December 10, 2009 3:38:20 AMTwitter Web Client
Gettin shit done, son. Bang out these assignments, word? Dreading this 15 page AE paper though... Tuesday, December 08, 2009 6:58:19 PMTwitter Web Client
On a roll getting shit done, bitches Tuesday, December 08, 2009 6:55:21 PMTwitter Web Client
I guarantee I am going to have to shit during this thing" "its 10:01 and i'm wearing a full suit" Saturday, December 05, 2009 10:03:35 AMtxt
It's 3AM and I'm lon.... J/K with the 90s sappy shit. It's 3AM and I feel like a fuckin' turkey stuffed me... Friday, November 27, 2009 2:54:12 AMTwitter Web Client
I should win a fuckin prize for this shit. Wednesday, November 25, 2009 4:47:11 PMtxt
leave it up to me to let that go to shit. as usual.... no surprise. its fine Tuesday, November 24, 2009 4:19:18 AMtxt
@tomwcleary wrote my last tweet. because he's the shit and @chaliskoe is my DDD (bad news) but he's good at it Sunday, November 22, 2009 3:09:28 AMTwitter Web Client
"Keith pretty much just shit in our faces right now" -Tom Friday, November 06, 2009 10:53:38 PMTwitter Web Client
I really need to get my shit together Sunday, November 01, 2009 7:15:37 PMTwitter Web Client
Giants/Eagles? Yankees World Series? Sluts in slut costumes? All on the same weekend?! Holy shit! Saturday, October 31, 2009 5:19:05 AMTwitter Web Client
fuck you cliff lee, that's some BULL SHIT Wednesday, October 28, 2009 11:29:42 PMTwitter Web Client
fuck up the party before it even starts. (seriously. if i fail at this shit i'm a joker) lol Saturday, October 24, 2009 12:18:43 AMTwitter Web Client
"It's your decision" - lets see if this works or not. I went against what I usually do, gotta switch it up since my other shit never worked Friday, October 23, 2009 6:42:47 PMtxt
I really really need to work on my shit. Wednesday, October 21, 2009 2:34:03 AMtxt
I just pissed and shit all over that presentation. total ownage. i got that ass Thursday, October 15, 2009 1:42:12 PMtxt
@shavingfoams Top Gun. Good ass shit. I went to a Top Gun party last year. It was epic. Rocked the white shirt, black pants and aviators Tuesday, October 13, 2009 1:24:58 AMTwitter Web Client
wow. I don't understand jack shit in my database theory class. Give me a db and I'm good at it but all this theoretical shit can blow me Wednesday, October 07, 2009 1:04:02 AMtxt
It's fucked up that I feel hungover as shit, but didnt drink a sip in a week. Stupid sinus headache. Friday, October 02, 2009 9:29:33 AMtxt
holy shit! @tomwcleary is now on twitter Wednesday, September 30, 2009 2:31:38 AMTwitter Web Client
yeah. i'm awful sometimes. i should work on my shit (aka being better at bullshiting things) Wednesday, September 23, 2009 3:37:18 PMtxt
40 minutes and i don't have to do jack shit. One of the few breaks in my non-stop life. less than 5 seconds ago Wednesday, September 16, 2009 1:24:01 PMTwitter Web Client
my life is overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (i'm getting impatient with this fucking shit) Friday, September 11, 2009 11:19:08 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm glad the neighbors took the raw chicken cutlet off our porch. That shit was starting to rot. Tuesday, September 01, 2009 3:34:45 PMTwitter Web Client
COOL. My phone shuts off mid typing a text. F'in piece of shit Monday, August 31, 2009 1:03:58 PMTwitter Web Client
So looking into why my computer won't register on the network, looks like piece of shit internet explorer (which i never use) got corrupted Saturday, August 29, 2009 12:26:54 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck this network registration shit Friday, August 28, 2009 2:55:12 PMTwitter Web Client
I swear to god...the teachers come in and they start fucking with my shit Monday, August 24, 2009 10:43:43 AMtxt
HA. Jose Molina at 3rd. Girardi was like fuck this shit, I have no bench so lets do whatever Saturday, August 22, 2009 6:48:40 PMTwitter Web Client
All the technology I own is wizzeak. As a tech enthusiast, my shit sucks. Jokers have better laptops and phones. Grr Sunday, August 16, 2009 8:36:57 PMTwitter Web Client
Seriously, barstoolsports is the best website ever, even though it's Boston shit. Saturday, August 15, 2009 2:24:36 PMTwitter Web Client
Seriously, barstoolsports is the best webiste ever, even though it's Boston shit. Saturday, August 15, 2009 2:24:13 PMTwitter Web Client
Nice to know that twitter posted my tweets 8 hours later and out of order. piece of shit Sunday, August 09, 2009 2:42:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Ok which one of you fuckers shit yourself in this bitch ass cabin?! Don't wanna smell that all night Sunday, August 09, 2009 1:14:09 PMtxt
My phone is a piece of shit. Camera start error my ass Sunday, August 09, 2009 12:33:22 PMtxt
For the third time: Put a god damn mother fucking wet paint sign up when you assholes paint shit. and don't complain when i step in it. Wednesday, August 05, 2009 10:53:47 AMtxt
My fucking laptop struggles with unreal graphics at 16bit 640x480. What a piece of shit Sunday, August 02, 2009 11:50:12 AMtxt
Butch just sacred the shit out of me by sneaking up on me in a dark hall Wednesday, July 29, 2009 9:03:12 AMtxt
My computer is an epic piece of shit. It page filed like 2 gigs during a game. No wonder it was loading shit from the HD for an hour. Tuesday, July 28, 2009 3:20:11 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck NY for forcing Amazon to charge sales tax on their shit. I don't want to give money for online purchases to this backwards ass state. Monday, July 27, 2009 5:51:01 PMtwhirl
Ah shit I have work tomorrow. Sunday, July 26, 2009 10:59:26 PMtwhirl
No shame. Fuck it/ I don;t give a god damn shit anymore. Saturday, July 18, 2009 4:08:09 AMtwhirl
The guy is dead and this scalp fire thing happened 25 years ago. WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK. Shut up with this shit already #mj Thursday, July 16, 2009 7:16:53 PMtwhirl
Cool new laptop feature. Blue Screen of Death when scrolling in FLV video. Fucking piece of shit Sunday, July 05, 2009 12:34:23 PMtwhirl
Development has just begun and already the site renders like shit in IE 7 & 8. F that piece of shit browser Sunday, July 05, 2009 5:14:32 AMtwhirl
M mom needs to stop fucking whistling Thriller. It's pissing the shit off out of me Friday, July 03, 2009 12:18:48 PMtwhirl
http://twitpic.com/8yzdp - this is what happens to your hands when you move old dusty shit around for two hours Wednesday, July 01, 2009 3:39:11 PMTwitter Web Client
4:18AM. Not tired and I need to be up at 7 for work. All I can think about is how my shit isn't going the way I want it to. FML Monday, June 29, 2009 4:19:48 AMTwitter Web Client
Awesome. A cockatoo just took a shit on my shoulder. Thanks eddie Sunday, June 28, 2009 6:04:25 PMTwitter SMS
My piece of shit computer is too wizzzeak to run the Firefox 3.5 demos on hacks.mozilla.org GRR Saturday, June 27, 2009 12:38:33 AMTwitter Web Client
I hear gedge and his chior rehearsing for graduation. Not gonna lie, i miss that shit Friday, June 26, 2009 9:14:31 AMTwitter SMS
I am sick of Minefield being a buggy ass piece of shit. Now that Firefox 3.5 RC is out, I'll be using that. Stability FTW Monday, June 22, 2009 3:11:09 AMTwitter Web Client
Taking a shit. (everyone uses that as an excuse of how invasive twitter could be, so i figured i'd tweet it at least once for satirical ... Tuesday, June 16, 2009 1:29:39 AMTwitter SMS
Cool. Nero 9 left shit in my rt click context menus after I uninstalled it. Complete clutter - I do NOT recommend it at all. Saturday, June 06, 2009 2:16:49 PMTwitter Web Client
This guy Jeremy is the shit. You're my boy blue! Thursday, June 04, 2009 8:20:35 PMTwitter SMS
I don't give a shit. Stop telling me things that are useless. Monday, June 01, 2009 9:24:02 PMTwitter Web Client
Too much fucking shit in my room. I can't walk in here. Mad cleaning Saturday, May 30, 2009 9:23:45 PMTwitter Web Client
My piece of shit laptop isn't good enough to run #huludesktop It's all choppy. 2.2ghz Turion64 - a piece of shit. Friday, May 29, 2009 1:31:46 AMTwitter Web Client
Piece of shit immune system. Fucking sinuses need to unclog. 5th cold of the year... Seriously? Usually I'm never sick. Thursday, May 28, 2009 2:21:21 AMTwitter Web Client
Piece of shit unstable Minefield nightly builds. Once again, Google is better at life than everyone else. Their alphas aren't even buggy. Sunday, May 24, 2009 1:06:55 PMTwitter Web Client
Still can't change my twitter background image one day later. Fix your shit, you guys suck. Friday, May 22, 2009 1:58:31 PMTwitter Web Client
If I heard this as a commencement speech, I'd shit myself. Funniest rant I've ever read (and some truth to it): http://is.gd/zThV Saturday, May 16, 2009 1:15:39 AMTwitter Web Client
The yearbook computer is an absolute piece of shit that freezes and repaints the whole screen with every task. Friday, May 15, 2009 12:38:36 AMTwitter Web Client
nice my phoen is now in two pieces. the piece of shit Friday, May 08, 2009 10:36:46 PMTwitter Web Client
fuckin smelly piece of shit skunk Friday, May 08, 2009 10:19:10 PMTwitter Web Client
What does it take to get the fuckin number to Angelo's around here and why does our piece of shit website not list it? Monday, May 04, 2009 5:26:48 PMTwitter Web Client
Correction, my last tweet was wrong. It was other people. Also, 20% done with this paper. Shit's weak. Wizzzeak Tuesday, April 21, 2009 2:24:05 AMTwitter Web Client
"There's so much shit going on up my ass these days" -TC (that's what she said) Monday, April 20, 2009 9:42:05 PMTwitter Web Client
@SonicBlur23 You guys talkin shit about me?
In reply to @SonicBlur23's tweet
Monday, April 20, 2009 12:02:12 AMTwitter Web Client
In other news, Nick Swisher is still my boy. I need to acquire that man's attitude, shake shit off, laugh about what went wrong, then win Tuesday, April 14, 2009 12:51:31 AMTwitter Web Client
The book Kite Runner is seriously depressing the shit out of me: "In the end, the world always wins (99)." I WON'T ACCEPT THAT. I will win Monday, April 13, 2009 3:00:24 AMTwitter Web Client
I just got an excellent idea and am pleased with myself. Now I hope this works. Shit's been f'ing with my mind.., GRR. Monday, April 13, 2009 2:05:31 AMTwitter Web Client
Right... The amount of work and other shit I have to do this week, on top of figuring out the rest of my life. FML Monday, April 13, 2009 1:00:56 AMTwitter Web Client
I was going to post this before, but Twitter was down: Tom: "Why am I caring a shit?" Tuesday, April 07, 2009 12:31:59 AMTwitter Web Client