1582 results for shit — page 15 of 16, showing 1401–1500
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Verizon needs to cut out this 1x shit and stay on 3g. Christ Monday, June 14, 2010 7:37:50 PMtwidroyd (original)
Who is that reporter woman on season 4 of Dexter? Because I'd like to bang the shit out of her Friday, June 11, 2010 2:30:15 AMTwitter Web Client
Mother fuck this feeble piece of shit laptop with only one gig of ram. My dick has more ram. Wednesday, June 09, 2010 10:26:26 PMtwidroyd (original)
Wow... Could count that shit on one hand. Have some work to do Wednesday, June 09, 2010 6:37:02 PMTwitter Web Client
Brand spankin' new Droid! It's amazing how worn out my old one got since Jan. Charging port was all loose and shit, plus the GPS works now! Tuesday, June 08, 2010 3:41:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck my life.while pretending to be sober. I walked into 3 bins in my hallway and woke my parents up. f'in shit all over the place.. move it Tuesday, June 08, 2010 1:37:50 AMTwitter Web Client
Droid GPS hasn't worked for 2 weeks and the defective piece of shit is going back tomorrow for replacement Friday, June 04, 2010 3:46:36 AMTwitter Web Client
Nutcase ass shit Wednesday, June 02, 2010 1:43:50 AMtwidroid
That was probably one of the most fun times at the Grape. Peacan Sandies were the shit! Saturday, May 22, 2010 3:21:48 AMtwidroid
New blog post: Android 2.2 Froyo Just Took a Shit on the iPhone http://bit.ly/cXJRBH Thursday, May 20, 2010 9:53:09 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Piece of shit droid loses gps until you reboot it. Can't wait to exchange this fuckin faulty phone Friday, May 14, 2010 3:36:48 PMtwidroid
@Waspito truth. Donnie darko is the shit
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Wednesday, May 12, 2010 12:44:29 PMtwidroid
Once someone gives a shit i'll cut this fucked up attitude out Sunday, May 09, 2010 3:17:13 AMDELETED
Just stepped on and broke a bunch of Darryl's shit climbing out of bed. Too bad. That's what you get for leaving your shit in my way, Saturday, May 08, 2010 12:12:35 PMTwitter Web Client
I will steal that shit from you fagggggggg Thursday, May 06, 2010 10:04:19 PMtwidroid
Fuck you, stock market you downward spiraling piece of shit. Thursday, May 06, 2010 1:32:20 PMTwitter Web Client
The field. Bartender is the shit n my boy... but makes a shitty tom collins. Southports rom collins are ballin Wednesday, May 05, 2010 11:30:19 PMtwidroid
OK it's not Google, it's the piece of shit school network not letting me log into Gmail Wednesday, May 05, 2010 4:25:11 PMTwitter Web Client
#GOOGLEFAIL Load my funking gmail you piece of shit... Wednesday, May 05, 2010 4:18:24 PMTwitter Web Client
Google Reader has been fucking up since Sunday and not marking my shit as read / repeating everything I've seen already. WTF. #googlefail Tuesday, May 04, 2010 11:32:35 AMTwitter Web Client
WTF is this shit? My Google Reader isn't working, then I got this... #googlefail http://twitpic.com/1k7p02 Sunday, May 02, 2010 1:54:11 AMTwitpic
Fuckin shit on tje beach http://twitpic.com/1k2y89 Saturday, May 01, 2010 6:07:55 PMtwidroid
Like they say: money talks shit walks Sunday, April 25, 2010 10:33:28 PMTwitter Web Client
damage = minimal.... except legit who fucking shit on the fuckin floor? shits nasty i vom'd 3 times Saturday, April 24, 2010 10:19:07 AMDELETED
Jasmineeeeeeee? Where's that dumb bitch right now. I could go for that shit even though she's so dumb it hurts my brain Friday, April 23, 2010 1:00:24 AMtwidroid
The internet on campus is fucking amazing:http://bit.ly/a1PXdl (can't wait until I go back to FiOS next month, sick of this stupid shit) Tuesday, April 20, 2010 2:04:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Colleen and Alex are the fucking shit Sunday, April 18, 2010 4:10:22 AMTwitter Web Client
What the fuck happened last night and where's my shit Saturday, April 17, 2010 11:40:30 AMtwidroid
9am meetings, why don't you make it earlier... oh shit, she can read this Tuesday, April 13, 2010 11:11:13 PMtwidroid
Quite possible that our fridge broke. I don't hear the fan spinning. Shit Monday, April 12, 2010 5:35:58 AMTwitter Web Client
how stupid is this bitch "Wow you've been drinking for a while how are youstill awake" "practice" "What practice?" cant make this shit up Sunday, April 11, 2010 1:46:08 AMTwitter Web Client
This is an absolute shit showq Saturday, April 10, 2010 1:36:14 PMtwidroid
For the love of God... the droid needs a breathalyzer app so I stop texting stupid shit. Just read some texts and facepalmed. Thursday, April 08, 2010 8:10:51 PMtwidroid
Absolutely no reason why there should be a 3G outage at 3AM when the tower is empty... F'in A, Verizon this is bullshit. 1x is slow shit Thursday, April 08, 2010 3:09:13 AMTwitter Web Client
Piece of shit router reboot, and now it's golden. Wooo Wooo. Monday, April 05, 2010 2:28:18 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin a, Verizon. Please explain to me why my 25/25 FiOS is running unacceptably at 8 MBPS. Fuck do you think this is cable or some shit? Monday, April 05, 2010 2:25:50 AMTwitter Web Client
best iPad hating quote ever: "i buy shit that's useful to me, like alcohol, tobacco and devices that multitask, not the iPad" Monday, April 05, 2010 1:37:35 AMTwitter Web Client
All Google sites and services are loading like shit, and my connection is steady at 25MBPS #googlefail Friday, April 02, 2010 10:13:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Stop feeding the fucking geese. They can eat on their own. Second of all they shit everywhere Friday, April 02, 2010 2:57:27 PMtwidroid
Kill me now. No one gives a shit about this babbling bitch Tuesday, March 30, 2010 8:59:51 PMtwidroid
Marry me. Holy shit. Monday, March 29, 2010 4:20:28 PMtwidroid
Came home and found this shit on my stove. What the f does my housemate eat? I wouldn't give this to a dog... ew http://twitpic.com/1bq410 Monday, March 29, 2010 6:40:06 AMtwidroid
Trying to spool a 200MB high res PDF to a network printer wirelessly on a solo core piece of shit with only 1GB of RAM BLOWS... Monday, March 29, 2010 3:17:25 AMTwitter Web Client
Does this stupid bitch need to fold her laundry as she takes shit out of the dryer? Waste of my time. Move! W/e at least she's hot. Thursday, March 25, 2010 12:59:43 AMtwidroid
My arm is fucked. I can't throw a baseball for shit. Muscles lock up, release point is wrong. grr. Wednesday, March 24, 2010 5:38:29 PMTwitter Web Client
How many trains ran me over. shit..... Saturday, March 20, 2010 12:21:40 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin A. This laptop is such a piece of shit. It can't even play back video without tearing. Tuesday, March 16, 2010 2:45:39 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin becks and stella. They should be together. All green ass and shit. Saturday, March 13, 2010 3:19:38 AMtwidroid
Back in Westchester, hopefully, sunburned. And real sun not that fake assed shit Tuesday, March 09, 2010 3:43:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Not that I watch ABC7, but thank christ I have FiOS. Cablevision = piece of shit. How do you pull a broadcast network off your cable system? Sunday, March 07, 2010 1:16:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Just submitted two work orders to fix some broken shit in this shithole Thursday, March 04, 2010 4:04:27 AMTwitter Web Client
Keith: "Taco Bell and Port Chester. Tweet that shit." Going to be good tomorrow Saturday, February 13, 2010 10:04:39 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito browser and maps have multitouch pinch to zoom. But they took out some cool shit the nexus one had. Oh well
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Tuesday, February 09, 2010 1:38:04 AMtwidroid
I repeat: "shit always hits you man" when will it work for me man? fucking seriously.saw that movie man. Wtf Sunday, January 31, 2010 3:27:02 AMDELETED
I have never seen anyone who has been more full of shit in my life. JEEZ Saturday, January 30, 2010 6:20:14 PMTwitter Web Client
"Shit always hits you man" Saturday, January 30, 2010 12:21:01 PMtwidroid
ya know... if i got a little piece of ass to make up for it all this shit i maybe wouldn't care. but NO. never happens Sunday, January 24, 2010 4:12:15 AMDELETED
Dear $500, I could probably feed 15 displaced Haitians right now but because I'm a stupid shit, I need to buy a cocksucking new phone Sunday, January 24, 2010 3:08:43 AMDELETED
tell motorola to suck my dick. they can keep their $500 piece of shit flashlight. htc and google's nexus one is better you cunt Sunday, January 24, 2010 2:58:33 AMDELETED
You think just one person out of all those people would respond my my shit. Christ. Why bother sending things out? Friday, January 22, 2010 12:26:25 PMTwitter Web Client
http://twitpic.com/z7tcn - Holy shit. My boy from Apple finally sent me a picture of the Apple Tablet: Friday, January 22, 2010 11:06:16 AMTwitpic
The bookstore is a piece of shit Monday, January 18, 2010 2:17:16 PMtwidroid
@VtotheFlo Everything should work on Chrome. It's bitchin' Stagweb is a 1997 piece of shit that fails a lot
In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet
Friday, January 08, 2010 6:02:16 PMTwitter Web Client
Haha. Remember this big ass piece of shit from 2005? http://twitpic.com/wuj3d Tuesday, January 05, 2010 8:40:57 PMtwidroid
Stop interrupting my shows. I dont give a shit that Obama is going to speak about his meeting with all his security people. Not urgent Tuesday, January 05, 2010 4:42:03 PMtwidroid
my top 5 most used twitter words are shit, fuck, time, fucking and ass. Thursday, December 31, 2009 3:00:07 AMTwitter Web Client
My mom is hogging all the space on the DVR. I need to record two movies and all her shit is making it 77% full. IDK if there's room now. GRR Sunday, December 20, 2009 3:23:27 PMTwitter Web Client
no fucking win 7 x64 drivers for this piece of shit old fucking cock munching laptop of mine Saturday, December 19, 2009 5:22:49 PMtxt
Pandora radio is the shit. and once i go Droid, I'll have it with me at all times Thursday, December 17, 2009 1:27:17 AMTwitter Web Client
4 more pages of this goddamn shit, but i have no clue what to write Thursday, December 10, 2009 10:59:00 AMTwitter Web Client
On to the next paper.. 0 motivation for this stupid shit Thursday, December 10, 2009 3:38:20 AMTwitter Web Client
Gettin shit done, son. Bang out these assignments, word? Dreading this 15 page AE paper though... Tuesday, December 08, 2009 6:58:19 PMTwitter Web Client
On a roll getting shit done, bitches Tuesday, December 08, 2009 6:55:21 PMTwitter Web Client
I guarantee I am going to have to shit during this thing" "its 10:01 and i'm wearing a full suit" Saturday, December 05, 2009 10:03:35 AMtxt
It's 3AM and I'm lon.... J/K with the 90s sappy shit. It's 3AM and I feel like a fuckin' turkey stuffed me... Friday, November 27, 2009 2:54:12 AMTwitter Web Client
I should win a fuckin prize for this shit. Wednesday, November 25, 2009 4:47:11 PMtxt
leave it up to me to let that go to shit. as usual.... no surprise. its fine Tuesday, November 24, 2009 4:19:18 AMtxt
@tomwcleary wrote my last tweet. because he's the shit and @chaliskoe is my DDD (bad news) but he's good at it Sunday, November 22, 2009 3:09:28 AMTwitter Web Client
"Keith pretty much just shit in our faces right now" -Tom Friday, November 06, 2009 10:53:38 PMTwitter Web Client
I really need to get my shit together Sunday, November 01, 2009 7:15:37 PMTwitter Web Client
Giants/Eagles? Yankees World Series? Sluts in slut costumes? All on the same weekend?! Holy shit! Saturday, October 31, 2009 5:19:05 AMTwitter Web Client
fuck you cliff lee, that's some BULL SHIT Wednesday, October 28, 2009 11:29:42 PMTwitter Web Client
fuck up the party before it even starts. (seriously. if i fail at this shit i'm a joker) lol Saturday, October 24, 2009 12:18:43 AMTwitter Web Client
"It's your decision" - lets see if this works or not. I went against what I usually do, gotta switch it up since my other shit never worked Friday, October 23, 2009 6:42:47 PMtxt
I really really need to work on my shit. Wednesday, October 21, 2009 2:34:03 AMtxt
I just pissed and shit all over that presentation. total ownage. i got that ass Thursday, October 15, 2009 1:42:12 PMtxt
@shavingfoams Top Gun. Good ass shit. I went to a Top Gun party last year. It was epic. Rocked the white shirt, black pants and aviators Tuesday, October 13, 2009 1:24:58 AMTwitter Web Client
wow. I don't understand jack shit in my database theory class. Give me a db and I'm good at it but all this theoretical shit can blow me Wednesday, October 07, 2009 1:04:02 AMtxt
It's fucked up that I feel hungover as shit, but didnt drink a sip in a week. Stupid sinus headache. Friday, October 02, 2009 9:29:33 AMtxt
holy shit! @tomwcleary is now on twitter Wednesday, September 30, 2009 2:31:38 AMTwitter Web Client
yeah. i'm awful sometimes. i should work on my shit (aka being better at bullshiting things) Wednesday, September 23, 2009 3:37:18 PMtxt
40 minutes and i don't have to do jack shit. One of the few breaks in my non-stop life. less than 5 seconds ago Wednesday, September 16, 2009 1:24:01 PMTwitter Web Client
my life is overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (i'm getting impatient with this fucking shit) Friday, September 11, 2009 11:19:08 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm glad the neighbors took the raw chicken cutlet off our porch. That shit was starting to rot. Tuesday, September 01, 2009 3:34:45 PMTwitter Web Client
COOL. My phone shuts off mid typing a text. F'in piece of shit Monday, August 31, 2009 1:03:58 PMTwitter Web Client
So looking into why my computer won't register on the network, looks like piece of shit internet explorer (which i never use) got corrupted Saturday, August 29, 2009 12:26:54 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck this network registration shit Friday, August 28, 2009 2:55:12 PMTwitter Web Client
I swear to god...the teachers come in and they start fucking with my shit Monday, August 24, 2009 10:43:43 AMtxt
HA. Jose Molina at 3rd. Girardi was like fuck this shit, I have no bench so lets do whatever Saturday, August 22, 2009 6:48:40 PMTwitter Web Client
All the technology I own is wizzeak. As a tech enthusiast, my shit sucks. Jokers have better laptops and phones. Grr Sunday, August 16, 2009 8:36:57 PMTwitter Web Client