1561 results for shit — page 15 of 16, showing 1401–1500
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Fuckin shit on tje beach http://twitpic.com/1k2y89 Saturday, May 01, 2010 6:07:55 PMtwidroid
Like they say: money talks shit walks Sunday, April 25, 2010 10:33:28 PMTwitter Web Client
damage = minimal.... except legit who fucking shit on the fuckin floor? shits nasty i vom'd 3 times Saturday, April 24, 2010 10:19:07 AMDELETED
Jasmineeeeeeee? Where's that dumb bitch right now. I could go for that shit even though she's so dumb it hurts my brain Friday, April 23, 2010 1:00:24 AMtwidroid
The internet on campus is fucking amazing:http://bit.ly/a1PXdl (can't wait until I go back to FiOS next month, sick of this stupid shit) Tuesday, April 20, 2010 2:04:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Colleen and Alex are the fucking shit Sunday, April 18, 2010 4:10:22 AMTwitter Web Client
What the fuck happened last night and where's my shit Saturday, April 17, 2010 11:40:30 AMtwidroid
9am meetings, why don't you make it earlier... oh shit, she can read this Tuesday, April 13, 2010 11:11:13 PMtwidroid
Quite possible that our fridge broke. I don't hear the fan spinning. Shit Monday, April 12, 2010 5:35:58 AMTwitter Web Client
how stupid is this bitch "Wow you've been drinking for a while how are youstill awake" "practice" "What practice?" cant make this shit up Sunday, April 11, 2010 1:46:08 AMTwitter Web Client
This is an absolute shit showq Saturday, April 10, 2010 1:36:14 PMtwidroid
For the love of God... the droid needs a breathalyzer app so I stop texting stupid shit. Just read some texts and facepalmed. Thursday, April 08, 2010 8:10:51 PMtwidroid
Absolutely no reason why there should be a 3G outage at 3AM when the tower is empty... F'in A, Verizon this is bullshit. 1x is slow shit Thursday, April 08, 2010 3:09:13 AMTwitter Web Client
Piece of shit router reboot, and now it's golden. Wooo Wooo. Monday, April 05, 2010 2:28:18 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin a, Verizon. Please explain to me why my 25/25 FiOS is running unacceptably at 8 MBPS. Fuck do you think this is cable or some shit? Monday, April 05, 2010 2:25:50 AMTwitter Web Client
best iPad hating quote ever: "i buy shit that's useful to me, like alcohol, tobacco and devices that multitask, not the iPad" Monday, April 05, 2010 1:37:35 AMTwitter Web Client
All Google sites and services are loading like shit, and my connection is steady at 25MBPS #googlefail Friday, April 02, 2010 10:13:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Stop feeding the fucking geese. They can eat on their own. Second of all they shit everywhere Friday, April 02, 2010 2:57:27 PMtwidroid
Kill me now. No one gives a shit about this babbling bitch Tuesday, March 30, 2010 8:59:51 PMtwidroid
Marry me. Holy shit. Monday, March 29, 2010 4:20:28 PMtwidroid
Came home and found this shit on my stove. What the f does my housemate eat? I wouldn't give this to a dog... ew http://twitpic.com/1bq410 Monday, March 29, 2010 6:40:06 AMtwidroid
Trying to spool a 200MB high res PDF to a network printer wirelessly on a solo core piece of shit with only 1GB of RAM BLOWS... Monday, March 29, 2010 3:17:25 AMTwitter Web Client
Does this stupid bitch need to fold her laundry as she takes shit out of the dryer? Waste of my time. Move! W/e at least she's hot. Thursday, March 25, 2010 12:59:43 AMtwidroid
My arm is fucked. I can't throw a baseball for shit. Muscles lock up, release point is wrong. grr. Wednesday, March 24, 2010 5:38:29 PMTwitter Web Client
How many trains ran me over. shit..... Saturday, March 20, 2010 12:21:40 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin A. This laptop is such a piece of shit. It can't even play back video without tearing. Tuesday, March 16, 2010 2:45:39 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin becks and stella. They should be together. All green ass and shit. Saturday, March 13, 2010 3:19:38 AMtwidroid
Back in Westchester, hopefully, sunburned. And real sun not that fake assed shit Tuesday, March 09, 2010 3:43:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Not that I watch ABC7, but thank christ I have FiOS. Cablevision = piece of shit. How do you pull a broadcast network off your cable system? Sunday, March 07, 2010 1:16:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Just submitted two work orders to fix some broken shit in this shithole Thursday, March 04, 2010 4:04:27 AMTwitter Web Client
Keith: "Taco Bell and Port Chester. Tweet that shit." Going to be good tomorrow Saturday, February 13, 2010 10:04:39 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito browser and maps have multitouch pinch to zoom. But they took out some cool shit the nexus one had. Oh well
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Tuesday, February 09, 2010 1:38:04 AMtwidroid
I repeat: "shit always hits you man" when will it work for me man? fucking seriously.saw that movie man. Wtf Sunday, January 31, 2010 3:27:02 AMDELETED
I have never seen anyone who has been more full of shit in my life. JEEZ Saturday, January 30, 2010 6:20:14 PMTwitter Web Client
"Shit always hits you man" Saturday, January 30, 2010 12:21:01 PMtwidroid
ya know... if i got a little piece of ass to make up for it all this shit i maybe wouldn't care. but NO. never happens Sunday, January 24, 2010 4:12:15 AMDELETED
Dear $500, I could probably feed 15 displaced Haitians right now but because I'm a stupid shit, I need to buy a cocksucking new phone Sunday, January 24, 2010 3:08:43 AMDELETED
tell motorola to suck my dick. they can keep their $500 piece of shit flashlight. htc and google's nexus one is better you cunt Sunday, January 24, 2010 2:58:33 AMDELETED
You think just one person out of all those people would respond my my shit. Christ. Why bother sending things out? Friday, January 22, 2010 12:26:25 PMTwitter Web Client
http://twitpic.com/z7tcn - Holy shit. My boy from Apple finally sent me a picture of the Apple Tablet: Friday, January 22, 2010 11:06:16 AMTwitpic
The bookstore is a piece of shit Monday, January 18, 2010 2:17:16 PMtwidroid
@VtotheFlo Everything should work on Chrome. It's bitchin' Stagweb is a 1997 piece of shit that fails a lot
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Friday, January 08, 2010 6:02:16 PMTwitter Web Client
Haha. Remember this big ass piece of shit from 2005? http://twitpic.com/wuj3d Tuesday, January 05, 2010 8:40:57 PMtwidroid
Stop interrupting my shows. I dont give a shit that Obama is going to speak about his meeting with all his security people. Not urgent Tuesday, January 05, 2010 4:42:03 PMtwidroid
my top 5 most used twitter words are shit, fuck, time, fucking and ass. Thursday, December 31, 2009 3:00:07 AMTwitter Web Client
My mom is hogging all the space on the DVR. I need to record two movies and all her shit is making it 77% full. IDK if there's room now. GRR Sunday, December 20, 2009 3:23:27 PMTwitter Web Client
no fucking win 7 x64 drivers for this piece of shit old fucking cock munching laptop of mine Saturday, December 19, 2009 5:22:49 PMtxt
Pandora radio is the shit. and once i go Droid, I'll have it with me at all times Thursday, December 17, 2009 1:27:17 AMTwitter Web Client
4 more pages of this goddamn shit, but i have no clue what to write Thursday, December 10, 2009 10:59:00 AMTwitter Web Client
On to the next paper.. 0 motivation for this stupid shit Thursday, December 10, 2009 3:38:20 AMTwitter Web Client
Gettin shit done, son. Bang out these assignments, word? Dreading this 15 page AE paper though... Tuesday, December 08, 2009 6:58:19 PMTwitter Web Client
On a roll getting shit done, bitches Tuesday, December 08, 2009 6:55:21 PMTwitter Web Client
I guarantee I am going to have to shit during this thing" "its 10:01 and i'm wearing a full suit" Saturday, December 05, 2009 10:03:35 AMtxt
It's 3AM and I'm lon.... J/K with the 90s sappy shit. It's 3AM and I feel like a fuckin' turkey stuffed me... Friday, November 27, 2009 2:54:12 AMTwitter Web Client
I should win a fuckin prize for this shit. Wednesday, November 25, 2009 4:47:11 PMtxt
leave it up to me to let that go to shit. as usual.... no surprise. its fine Tuesday, November 24, 2009 4:19:18 AMtxt
@tomwcleary wrote my last tweet. because he's the shit and @chaliskoe is my DDD (bad news) but he's good at it Sunday, November 22, 2009 3:09:28 AMTwitter Web Client
"Keith pretty much just shit in our faces right now" -Tom Friday, November 06, 2009 10:53:38 PMTwitter Web Client
I really need to get my shit together Sunday, November 01, 2009 7:15:37 PMTwitter Web Client
Giants/Eagles? Yankees World Series? Sluts in slut costumes? All on the same weekend?! Holy shit! Saturday, October 31, 2009 5:19:05 AMTwitter Web Client
fuck you cliff lee, that's some BULL SHIT Wednesday, October 28, 2009 11:29:42 PMTwitter Web Client
fuck up the party before it even starts. (seriously. if i fail at this shit i'm a joker) lol Saturday, October 24, 2009 12:18:43 AMTwitter Web Client
"It's your decision" - lets see if this works or not. I went against what I usually do, gotta switch it up since my other shit never worked Friday, October 23, 2009 6:42:47 PMtxt
I really really need to work on my shit. Wednesday, October 21, 2009 2:34:03 AMtxt
I just pissed and shit all over that presentation. total ownage. i got that ass Thursday, October 15, 2009 1:42:12 PMtxt
@shavingfoams Top Gun. Good ass shit. I went to a Top Gun party last year. It was epic. Rocked the white shirt, black pants and aviators Tuesday, October 13, 2009 1:24:58 AMTwitter Web Client
wow. I don't understand jack shit in my database theory class. Give me a db and I'm good at it but all this theoretical shit can blow me Wednesday, October 07, 2009 1:04:02 AMtxt
It's fucked up that I feel hungover as shit, but didnt drink a sip in a week. Stupid sinus headache. Friday, October 02, 2009 9:29:33 AMtxt
holy shit! @tomwcleary is now on twitter Wednesday, September 30, 2009 2:31:38 AMTwitter Web Client
yeah. i'm awful sometimes. i should work on my shit (aka being better at bullshiting things) Wednesday, September 23, 2009 3:37:18 PMtxt
40 minutes and i don't have to do jack shit. One of the few breaks in my non-stop life. less than 5 seconds ago Wednesday, September 16, 2009 1:24:01 PMTwitter Web Client
my life is overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (i'm getting impatient with this fucking shit) Friday, September 11, 2009 11:19:08 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm glad the neighbors took the raw chicken cutlet off our porch. That shit was starting to rot. Tuesday, September 01, 2009 3:34:45 PMTwitter Web Client
COOL. My phone shuts off mid typing a text. F'in piece of shit Monday, August 31, 2009 1:03:58 PMTwitter Web Client
So looking into why my computer won't register on the network, looks like piece of shit internet explorer (which i never use) got corrupted Saturday, August 29, 2009 12:26:54 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck this network registration shit Friday, August 28, 2009 2:55:12 PMTwitter Web Client
I swear to god...the teachers come in and they start fucking with my shit Monday, August 24, 2009 10:43:43 AMtxt
HA. Jose Molina at 3rd. Girardi was like fuck this shit, I have no bench so lets do whatever Saturday, August 22, 2009 6:48:40 PMTwitter Web Client
All the technology I own is wizzeak. As a tech enthusiast, my shit sucks. Jokers have better laptops and phones. Grr Sunday, August 16, 2009 8:36:57 PMTwitter Web Client
Seriously, barstoolsports is the best website ever, even though it's Boston shit. Saturday, August 15, 2009 2:24:36 PMTwitter Web Client
Seriously, barstoolsports is the best webiste ever, even though it's Boston shit. Saturday, August 15, 2009 2:24:13 PMTwitter Web Client
Nice to know that twitter posted my tweets 8 hours later and out of order. piece of shit Sunday, August 09, 2009 2:42:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Ok which one of you fuckers shit yourself in this bitch ass cabin?! Don't wanna smell that all night Sunday, August 09, 2009 1:14:09 PMtxt
My phone is a piece of shit. Camera start error my ass Sunday, August 09, 2009 12:33:22 PMtxt
For the third time: Put a god damn mother fucking wet paint sign up when you assholes paint shit. and don't complain when i step in it. Wednesday, August 05, 2009 10:53:47 AMtxt
My fucking laptop struggles with unreal graphics at 16bit 640x480. What a piece of shit Sunday, August 02, 2009 11:50:12 AMtxt
Butch just sacred the shit out of me by sneaking up on me in a dark hall Wednesday, July 29, 2009 9:03:12 AMtxt
My computer is an epic piece of shit. It page filed like 2 gigs during a game. No wonder it was loading shit from the HD for an hour. Tuesday, July 28, 2009 3:20:11 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck NY for forcing Amazon to charge sales tax on their shit. I don't want to give money for online purchases to this backwards ass state. Monday, July 27, 2009 5:51:01 PMtwhirl
Ah shit I have work tomorrow. Sunday, July 26, 2009 10:59:26 PMtwhirl
No shame. Fuck it/ I don;t give a god damn shit anymore. Saturday, July 18, 2009 4:08:09 AMtwhirl
The guy is dead and this scalp fire thing happened 25 years ago. WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK. Shut up with this shit already #mj Thursday, July 16, 2009 7:16:53 PMtwhirl
Cool new laptop feature. Blue Screen of Death when scrolling in FLV video. Fucking piece of shit Sunday, July 05, 2009 12:34:23 PMtwhirl
Development has just begun and already the site renders like shit in IE 7 & 8. F that piece of shit browser Sunday, July 05, 2009 5:14:32 AMtwhirl
M mom needs to stop fucking whistling Thriller. It's pissing the shit off out of me Friday, July 03, 2009 12:18:48 PMtwhirl
http://twitpic.com/8yzdp - this is what happens to your hands when you move old dusty shit around for two hours Wednesday, July 01, 2009 3:39:11 PMTwitter Web Client
4:18AM. Not tired and I need to be up at 7 for work. All I can think about is how my shit isn't going the way I want it to. FML Monday, June 29, 2009 4:19:48 AMTwitter Web Client
Awesome. A cockatoo just took a shit on my shoulder. Thanks eddie Sunday, June 28, 2009 6:04:25 PMTwitter SMS
My piece of shit computer is too wizzzeak to run the Firefox 3.5 demos on hacks.mozilla.org GRR Saturday, June 27, 2009 12:38:33 AMTwitter Web Client
I hear gedge and his chior rehearsing for graduation. Not gonna lie, i miss that shit Friday, June 26, 2009 9:14:31 AMTwitter SMS