1561 results for shit — page 13 of 16, showing 1201–1300
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New blog post: Dumbfuck IT Guy Can't Keep His Shit Secure http://bit.ly/rqhjNu Monday, December 26, 2011 11:23:12 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
I ate that shit in my last tweet. Hhhhhh Wednesday, December 21, 2011 8:40:48 PMTwitter for Android
Read random tweets of mine: http://t.co/yjBPie1 (looks like shit.. I just did the db work and php, not the frontend so stfu) Tuesday, December 20, 2011 3:18:14 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm pretty sure my favorite Christmas gift of all time was Pokemon Blue in 5th grade. Shit was REAL Thursday, December 15, 2011 5:10:43 PMTwitter Web Client
I can't get more than 2 minutes to myself here without someone coming up to me bc they need something. Like. I can't get shit done. Go away. Monday, December 12, 2011 10:26:26 AMTwitter Web Client
That was fucking brilliant!!! Ho.Ly.Shit. Sunday, December 11, 2011 11:54:32 PMTwitter Web Client
Holy shit. At this rate, I could get through the Giants defense Sunday, December 11, 2011 11:16:17 PMTwitter for Android
I am watching Winnie the Pooh and Christmas Too right now. This is my jam. Fuck off if you're judging. It's the shit Thursday, December 08, 2011 8:31:29 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Verizon Can Suck It So Hard with This Galaxy Nexus Delay Shit http://bit.ly/uxhjEu Tuesday, December 06, 2011 12:54:14 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
i look like a fucking jackoff on this train with this piece of shit dumb phone. 0 street cred Monday, December 05, 2011 7:30:38 PMtxt
every subway train i was on today ran like shit. these guys suck Monday, December 05, 2011 7:18:18 PMtxt
these boards are full of shit... Friday, December 02, 2011 7:31:12 PMtxt
Our Android app is a piece of shit Friday, December 02, 2011 4:45:37 PMTwitter Web Client
USA is literally a second world country. What's this shit the Galaxy Nexus is released in the UK, Canada Germany and Japan before here. Fml! Thursday, December 01, 2011 11:00:42 PMTwitter for Android
the second i go to take a nap, the fucker next to me decides to get out. now i'm awake. i need my own driver. this 99% shit sucks Thursday, December 01, 2011 7:55:17 PMtxt
@__JLu No I have not used a Dvorak keyboard layout before! Where would I get that? I used a European keyboard once. Shit was impossible
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Monday, November 28, 2011 10:17:51 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Son Of a Bitch Apple Fanboy Says Galaxy Nexus is a Piece of Shit http://t.co/zszBJYq Monday, November 28, 2011 8:39:14 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Obviously the fucking apple fanboys WOULD say the Galaxy nexus is a piece of shit. Fuck those people: http://t.co/FcEfd4k Monday, November 28, 2011 5:28:04 PMTwitter Web Client
feel like fuckin shit right now...... Sunday, November 27, 2011 3:43:31 AMtxt
they'll find me dead one day. it'll teach them a fuckin lesson and i won't be around to give a shit about it. Thursday, November 17, 2011 11:33:08 PMTwitter Web Client
made it to a college bro house. i miss this shit. #tooold Saturday, November 12, 2011 11:30:25 PMtxt
I should probably put some some clothes on or some shit Tuesday, November 08, 2011 9:54:11 PMTwitter Web Client
why is this fucking train not pulling out.... i need to go home and shit Tuesday, November 08, 2011 7:33:24 PMtxt
holy shit. that is a dump and a half... Monday, November 07, 2011 8:28:49 PMtxt
@mich_amore @SonicBlur23 @lisa_marie926 What's this bullshit you all get to play all day long. I'm sitting at work and feel like shit
In reply to @mich_amore's tweet
Monday, November 07, 2011 2:06:24 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck man... Feel like shit Sunday, November 06, 2011 11:47:09 PMtxt
New blog post: Sometimes I Wonder Why I Believe In Half of This Shit, Part 2 http://t.co/DJGCGCD Sunday, November 06, 2011 12:51:37 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: My Host Is a Piece of Shit http://t.co/zYXZFOf Saturday, November 05, 2011 10:40:55 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Google Needs to Get their UI Shit Together http://bit.ly/tLoNjj Thursday, November 03, 2011 12:55:58 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
someone shit this subway station... it reeks in here Wednesday, November 02, 2011 7:16:24 PMtxt
Netta is going to give me SO much shit for my antics... Wednesday, November 02, 2011 1:59:27 PMTwitter Web Client
Just saw on the news that lonliness is linked to depression. Ya think, you fuckin assholes? No shit. Who does these idiotic studies? Tuesday, November 01, 2011 11:29:05 PMTwitter for Android
already expired... my twat. jumping the shit out of this turnstyle. i pay thes fuckers enough. Tuesday, November 01, 2011 12:42:32 AMtxt
@Waspito Fuck that shit. Have a beer or 6
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Tuesday, October 25, 2011 12:33:25 AMTwitter Web Client
Joe Buck you fuckin piece of shit. Cover the damn Rangers. Stop mentioning how the Yankees lost to them last year. Irrelevant. Fuckin guy. Saturday, October 15, 2011 11:50:46 PMTwitter for Android
And this is another fucking piece of shit phone that has to go, you frozen fuck. Thursday, October 13, 2011 1:26:28 AMTwitter Web Client
They don't pay me enough for this fucking shit. I expect to get free Hilton rooms whenever the fuck I want for my efforts. Thursday, October 13, 2011 1:25:36 AMTwitter Web Client
Niraj: "Why is this all slow and shit" Tuesday, October 11, 2011 2:15:23 AMTwitter Web Client
Mother fucking Firefox Sync. Thanks for overwriting my bookmarks with old shit you bastards. Thursday, October 06, 2011 9:45:09 AMTwitter Web Client
Dear every single tech blog on my news reader, Shut the fuck up about the iPhone 5. I don't give a shit and will be getting a Nexus Prime Tuesday, October 04, 2011 12:39:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Sometimes I look at things and I'm like... Enough of this shit. Sunday, October 02, 2011 7:38:20 PMTwitter Web Client
Golson runs like he has shit in his pants Wednesday, September 28, 2011 11:53:12 PMTwitter Web Client
Acer netbooks take coffee to the keyboard really... really well... (This is what happens when coworkers sit on your desk and spill shit) Wednesday, September 28, 2011 3:05:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Jesus fucking christ. fix the brakes on this piece of shit 6 train. I think I'm deaf now. Monday, September 26, 2011 7:17:51 PMTwitter for Android
Welp, I've got jack shit to do for another 20 minutes while I wait for this build to finish compiling before I can test it's ass off. Monday, September 26, 2011 9:50:59 AMTwitter Web Client
Actual IMs during work: "idk shit about megan so i'd one night stand that" Thursday, September 22, 2011 6:02:08 PMTwitter Web Client
IT people want to push Antivirus software to my computer. Absolutely not. I will have that shit uninstalled in 4 minutes flat. Thursday, September 22, 2011 3:26:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Dukes has to get their shit together with the Bud Lite tap which never works. Wednesday, September 21, 2011 3:42:07 PMTwitter for Android
@SumthinEclectic Come on, abusers. Command line that shit.
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 1:14:52 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Sometimes I Wonder Why I Believe In Half of This Shit http://bit.ly/opqhye Sunday, September 18, 2011 9:15:39 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Web Design Looked Like Shit in 2001 http://t.co/3jporRi Sunday, September 11, 2011 1:33:26 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
I would probably kill a man to be at the grape right now... miss that shit Friday, September 09, 2011 10:53:55 PMTwitter for Android
Looks like the shit just hit the fan. Wednesday, September 07, 2011 2:19:12 PMTwitter Web Client
Jeweler goes to change my watch battery (I'd do it myself but it was impossible to open) and scratched the fucking shit out of it. Asshole Saturday, September 03, 2011 4:20:49 PMTwitter for Android
Reading some of my shit from school... I used to be a fucking mess Friday, September 02, 2011 4:26:50 AMTwitter Web Client
Doing some accounting. Shit fucking sucks. Thought I'd never have to do that since I bombed it freshman year.. apparently not. Wednesday, August 31, 2011 11:47:09 PMTwitter Web Client
mother. fuck. Verizon... Rumors are they're ruining the Nexus Prime and rebranding it as the Droid Prime? Figures. It's going to shit now. Tuesday, August 30, 2011 11:10:51 PMTwitter Web Client
Hint: the MTA is full of shit when they say trains are running normally. Tuesday, August 30, 2011 8:58:26 AMTwitter for Android
Oh what happened to me. I used to just tweet the craziest shit. Now I just censored myself. Like... I had it typed and was like. Nah: TMI Monday, August 29, 2011 11:23:30 AMTwitter Web Client
Do not go to my blog. There's been a code injection and it's loading shit from virus sites. I'll put it up once it's cleaned up. Sunday, August 14, 2011 8:21:35 PMTwitter Web Client
Can't check in to the bar on foursquare because my phone is being a piece of shit Thursday, August 11, 2011 2:26:35 PMTwitter for Android
you know... losing a few paychecks in one day in this piece of shit stock market is always a cool thing, bros. Monday, August 08, 2011 3:36:23 PMTwitter Web Client
protip: It's easy to crash the shit out of Gmail if you use up your entire storage allocation. Runs like ass. Wednesday, July 27, 2011 1:47:46 AMTwitter Web Client
in other news... fuck this horse shit weather with a meat grinder Thursday, July 21, 2011 5:06:39 PMTwitter Web Client
No one gives a shit about women's soccer... Sunday, July 17, 2011 5:58:19 PMTwitter for Android
Facebook's Android App is horse shit. Fuckin slow, lacks features. Cant do dick on it. Their iPhone one is SO much better. Tuesday, July 12, 2011 8:59:26 PMTwitter Web Client
Ah shit. Caught looking... I hate when that happens Tuesday, July 12, 2011 1:26:11 PMTwitter Web Client
God damn it. This shit needs to stop saying I'm at bars with malori Friday, July 08, 2011 9:40:04 PMTwitter for Android
Hooooooly shit. look who just walked in Tuesday, July 05, 2011 9:54:39 AMTwitter for Android
Alcohol free bbq... The fuck is this shit, rehab? I need a beer. Or 5. Sunday, July 03, 2011 3:16:06 PMTwitter for Android
Brian Cashman is Gay for Sergio Mitre's penis. Guy gets fired from a shit team, and we pick him up? What the shit is this? Saturday, July 02, 2011 6:40:46 PMTwitter Web Client
Two questions. Why are we so old and why wasn't I doing this shit when I was their age... Friday, June 17, 2011 11:39:16 PMTwitter for Android
I need to get my shit together Tuesday, June 14, 2011 1:00:04 AMTwitter Web Client
Dear Dunkin Donuts, Your coolattas are delicious but my stomach feels like shit every time I have one. <3, Me Monday, June 13, 2011 3:43:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Whats this shit the Yankees forgot how to beat the Red Sox. They're like 1-8 against them this season? Then they wonder why I hit the bottle Friday, June 10, 2011 1:34:01 AMTwitter Web Client
Shit! He came over again and I was still at it! Thursday, June 09, 2011 10:57:44 AMTwitter Web Client
Such a pain in the ass when the CEO is in the house. He steals all my VPs away from me when I need them for shit Monday, June 06, 2011 2:22:54 PMTwitter Web Client
Such a pain in the ass when the CEO is in the house. He steals all my VPs away from me when I need them for shit Monday, June 06, 2011 2:22:54 PMTwitter Web Client
I feel like a fat tub of shit Thursday, June 02, 2011 4:59:37 PMTwitter Web Client
Christ Firefox is such a memory leaky piece of shit. This is me running Firefox and Chrome simultaneously since 10 http://twitpic.com/503rpg Friday, May 20, 2011 11:12:45 AMTwitpic
Can this piece of shit verizon data network actually like.. pick up 3g for once and not give me 56k 1x. Christ Monday, May 16, 2011 8:58:16 AMTwitter for Android
Fuck these microscopic beer bottles. Fuck am I supposed to get drunk off of that wussy shit? Saturday, May 07, 2011 9:28:44 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: If I Ever Download An Android App With This AirPush Shit, I'm uninstalling it in 2 seconds http://bit.ly/jPhuvf Sunday, May 01, 2011 4:34:16 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
I'm jealous of Android 2.3 video Google Talk. GRR. Fucking Verizon, where are the 4G Android 2.3 phones? Still putting out 2.1 shit Friday, April 29, 2011 12:31:51 AMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito what's all this shit every time I tweet something you always respond with a know it all wiseass critical answer? Saturday, April 23, 2011 1:14:13 AMTwitter Web Client
Ahhh shit. Got into the habit of abusing my coworkers' asses me style.... winning Friday, April 15, 2011 10:45:50 PMTwitter for Android
Apple can suck my fuckin dick so badly with this error shit. Thanks. Now I have to spend hours redoing my ipod http://twitpic.com/4k8xvo Wednesday, April 13, 2011 1:38:58 AMTwitpic
@dannyrob88 frusciante's the shit
In reply to @Billyjune88's tweet
Friday, April 08, 2011 10:42:46 PMTwitter for Android
Piece of shit useless investment I own... Just got my quarterly dividend of $8.33. I'm loaded now... Thursday, April 07, 2011 10:13:35 AMTwitter for Android
son of a bitch. The @LinkedIn_Today truck was a block away from where I work this morning. Missed some free shit. Wednesday, March 30, 2011 12:46:44 AMTwitter Web Client
@ShavingFoams I know exactly where libya is. Same shit.
In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet
Tuesday, March 29, 2011 3:55:49 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck. Everyones goin to the bar and left without me because I had to take a shit. Thursday, March 24, 2011 6:57:34 PMTwitter for Android
Lol. Think i just scared the hot bitch with the droid 1 sittin next to me away on the train. Fml. I didn't do shit. Lol fuckin last train. Saturday, March 19, 2011 2:07:24 AMTwitter for Android
Whaaaaaa. VP of marketing just showed me his Verizon Thunderbolt 4G. It got 10mbps down. I shit you not. Thursday, March 17, 2011 4:02:35 PMTwitter for Android
On a brighter note, there's a smoke over there eating grapes. I'd feed the shit out of her like arod. Thursday, March 17, 2011 8:58:13 AMTwitter for Android
Charlie Sheen is the shit. Wednesday, March 02, 2011 8:39:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Not in a good mood right now. Sick, tons of shit to do and they took the ipod touch back. Tuesday, February 22, 2011 11:33:00 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Look at this Tub of Shit http://bit.ly/egW6u0 Saturday, February 19, 2011 2:02:19 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Holy shit. Shake shack line is like 2 miles long Friday, February 18, 2011 5:32:46 PMTwitter for Android
Glad my mom bought this shit for me... someone cares.... that being said im goin to plow the cali girl tomorrow http://t.co/y9fPHhs Thursday, February 10, 2011 1:39:58 AMTwitter for Android