1538 results for shit — page 11 of 16, showing 1001–1100
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Shit. Just realized Ashling is rocking hoops like a black girl. Didn't even notice Tuesday, December 18, 2012 8:47:26 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck Williams bridge and all these piece of shit Bronx stops. Metro north should skip the Bronx. Its for better people Wednesday, December 12, 2012 9:54:33 PMTwitter for Android
SHIT. About a girl is on at Dakota Bar. Wednesday, December 12, 2012 7:46:52 PMTwitter for Android
You mean to tell me that I actually have to use that piece of shit Firefox browser now? Wheres my IE10? Monday, December 10, 2012 12:17:29 PMTwitter Web Client
I need this puppy. I will love the shit out of her: http://t.co/l2cvATC Monday, December 10, 2012 10:41:27 AMTwitter Web Client
Take a week off for Hanukkah or some shit. Christ. Monday, December 10, 2012 8:08:08 AMTwitter for Android
Like... I can't load youtube shit on 4G. And a 3G iPhone 4 loads it fine. this is horse shit Saturday, December 08, 2012 10:39:19 PMTwitter for Android
The hybrid 3G/4G radios in this piece of shit Galaxy Nexus can suck my dick. Saturday, December 08, 2012 10:34:10 PMTwitter for Android
This is what working for my company does to you. Turns you into a fuckin stressed ass zombie that turns to stupid shit to get by at life. Saturday, December 08, 2012 2:02:53 AMTwitter for Android
Good, because half the time I'm all fucked up in shit, idiots. Saturday, December 08, 2012 2:01:51 AMTwitter for Android
Wow. Guess I'm pretty fucked up. I told Stephie that my grandparents hate black people tonight. That's some fucked up shit. Saturday, December 08, 2012 1:58:10 AMTwitter for Android
Lower. The motherless heat on this shit train. Monday, December 03, 2012 7:01:15 PMTwitter for Android
Robert DiNero knows his shit Friday, November 30, 2012 11:47:00 PMTwitter for Android
If you smell like piss-soaked, cheesy ballsack with shit on top, please refrain from using the subway. People like this should be killed.Thx Friday, November 30, 2012 9:30:54 AMTwitter Web Client
I wonder what it would be like to jack off in space. All weightless and shit... Wednesday, November 28, 2012 10:58:41 PMTwitter for Android
Our mobile apps are fucking pieces of shit. Wednesday, November 28, 2012 5:07:39 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: If You Post that Dumb-As-Shit Facebook Legal Disclaimer on Your Wall, You're a Tool Bag http://t.co/DaWKzkU Monday, November 26, 2012 11:29:39 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Love this place. Came in all fucked up, worked a bit, went to the bar, and am now drinking/working and fixing shit like a boss Wednesday, November 21, 2012 4:46:37 PMTwitter Web Client
I hope the FBI doesn't read this shit. i'm not actually going to kill anyone or order a hit on a dude. Tuesday, November 20, 2012 1:21:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Delete that shit. Two midgets and a horse Sunday, November 18, 2012 4:08:40 AMTwitter for Android
Pockets you fuckin piece of shit. Thanks for skipping the tech team in your shout out. Friday, November 09, 2012 5:38:22 PMTwitter for Android
I HAVE THIS SHIT RT @UberFacts “Grammar Pedantry Syndrome” is a form of OCD in which sufferers need to correct every grammatical error. Tuesday, November 06, 2012 12:36:59 PMTwitter Web Client
Remember folks - your vote doesn't mean jack shit, so why bother. If certain states count more, what is the point? #freedomisanillusion Tuesday, November 06, 2012 9:10:44 AMTwitter Web Client
Firefox is a fucking inferior web browser. Freezing, memory leaking, single processed piece of shit Monday, November 05, 2012 3:02:57 PMTwitter Web Client
Lady and the Tramp, Bambi. Same shit Sunday, November 04, 2012 10:24:00 PMTwitter for Android
Heading home to the warzone. No gas and shit. No power. Fuckin third world country Sunday, November 04, 2012 2:29:16 PMTwitter for Android
Its fryday. Let's fry some shit. Nom! Friday, November 02, 2012 7:28:20 PMTwitter for Android
God DAMN it the radios in my galaxy nexus are fucking pieces of shit that can't connect to dick Wednesday, October 31, 2012 12:29:14 PMTwitter for Android
this conference call is a bunch of horse shit Friday, October 26, 2012 3:35:40 PMTwitter Web Client
Ok i fixed my shit. For fuck's sake. I'll manually import the missing data next week Friday, October 26, 2012 2:25:12 PMTwitter Web Client
shit on a stick/. not please bitches Friday, October 26, 2012 2:14:05 PMTwitter Web Client
OK i think i fixed this shit i hope Friday, October 26, 2012 2:10:22 PMTwitter Web Client
I hope i didnt break this shit Friday, October 26, 2012 1:45:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Angelo isn't here anymore? Wtf? Who runs this shit?#thelevee Saturday, October 20, 2012 8:04:01 PMTwitter for Android
If any build breaks just one more time, I will lose my shit Wednesday, October 17, 2012 5:43:51 PMTwitter Web Client
I drink bud lights for hydration. Shit's weak Might as well be water. It's like 96% not alcohol. Wednesday, October 17, 2012 11:15:18 AMTwitter Web Client
Tech Operations team here... They don't know their ass from their elbow. Fuck this shit I'm out. Tuesday, October 16, 2012 5:46:08 PMTwitter Web Client
Khodaja smells like mother fuckin shit. Friday, October 12, 2012 6:32:45 PMTwitter Web Client
This is some UNFAIR shit. That motherfucker is 8 years older than me. Nice to see I look old and shirts as fuck fml Thursday, October 11, 2012 11:27:59 PMTwitter for Android
For the record, I'm pretty sure Eileen and Matt saw me grab the shit out of @MalJNew's ass. Whatever Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:58:16 PMTwitter for Android
T-Cunt had the nerve to yell at me for being to harsh while I was trying to help her team? I hope she gets hepatitis the fuckin shit Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:43:31 PMTwitter for Android
To whoever is smoking weed straight up on the NYC streets....gimmie some of that shit to cal me down bastard Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:15:08 PMTwitter for Android
Blast from the past (Cinco de Mayo): Aniusha on flip cup: "Treat that shit like you treat a pussy." Wednesday, October 10, 2012 1:58:53 PMTwitter Web Client
Overheard on the train: "That player should have changed his will. I'm gonna go to court and contest that shit like a motherfucker!" Wednesday, October 10, 2012 11:54:11 AMTwitter for Android
Tremont and Melrose are the biggest horse shit local time wasting stops ever. Sunday, October 07, 2012 10:42:11 AMTwitter for Android
I am intrigued by the fact that I just shit out a completely undigested blueberry I apparently swallowed whole. Thursday, October 04, 2012 10:48:44 PMTwitter Web Client
This is a horse shit system Wednesday, October 03, 2012 5:40:52 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm sorry, but this Galaxy Nexus has a pussy horse shit assed weak radio that never gets the internets Friday, September 28, 2012 8:18:55 PMTwitter for Android
There is absolutely no way Jennifer Lawrence didn't enjoy getting Eiffel Towered by Gale and Peeta while filming this shit. Wednesday, September 26, 2012 1:17:41 AMTwitter for Android
Phil Hughes' lips: "fuckin shit" fucking useless motherfucker shit ass struggling team. Not going fuckin anywhere in the post season. Tuesday, September 25, 2012 10:32:13 PMTwitter for Android
Anyone else notice that Firefox has turned into a hideous piece of shit that freezes and crashes nonstop? Monday, September 24, 2012 9:13:43 AMTwitter Web Client
Weekend was fun but knocked the shit outta me. I can't drink like I used to, you guys. Sunday, September 23, 2012 11:01:15 PMTwitter for Android
Oh shit. Ginuwine's pony is on Friday, September 21, 2012 9:48:47 PMTwitter for Android
I HATE FUCKING LOSING AT SHIT Monday, September 17, 2012 2:12:50 PMTwitter Web Client
Search my tweets archive for shit, bitches: http://t.co/nnAxEpY Monday, September 10, 2012 3:27:44 AMTwitter Web Client
Gentleman on the train earlier really had to shit and reek up the car? Bro, you couldn't wait like 10 mins and do it in your office? Wednesday, September 05, 2012 10:06:04 AMTwitter Web Client
prob the first time I did some php object oriented shit without a syntax error. #twitterbullshit http://t.co/QJWJvSF (needs search feature) Tuesday, September 04, 2012 3:00:04 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck this shit: "Parser Error Message: The 'add' start tag on Ln 161 pos 3 does not match the end tag of 'appSettings'. Ln 318, pos 3." Monday, September 03, 2012 5:41:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Yeahhhhhhhh. Blaze that shit up. Jealous Thursday, August 30, 2012 7:51:51 PMTwitter for Android
Tony is the shit. Just take a look at changeset 23143... http://t.co/Brfyl58 Wednesday, August 29, 2012 4:14:33 PMTwitter Web Client
This movie Contagion is boring the shit out of me. I like the idea of it, but it's just boring. Tuesday, August 28, 2012 2:06:14 PMTwitter Web Client
When [Insert ant VP here] hears about this, the shit's gonna hit the fan Tuesday, August 21, 2012 2:41:05 AMTwitter Web Client
@VtotheFlo nope, still feel like shit
In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet
Wednesday, August 15, 2012 7:59:31 AMTwitter for Android
Shit guys. Gatorpagne is actually not bad tasting Sunday, August 12, 2012 12:22:47 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: The Fahrenheit Scale Is Dumb as Shit http://bit.ly/OJG0dQ Sunday, August 05, 2012 4:59:16 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
This Mexican next to me at the bar smells like shit ass Friday, August 03, 2012 7:38:06 PMTwitter for Android
Screaming Trees Pandora Radio and a couple of beers are the only things keeping me from taking this hammer on my desk and breaking shit Friday, August 03, 2012 4:41:55 PMTwitter Web Client
It's a bunch of bullshit that HBO GO isn't available for Android 4.1 yet. HBO: Y U NO update your shit Wednesday, August 01, 2012 10:33:46 PMTwitter for Android
7zip has horse shit, poorly documented command line parameters Wednesday, August 01, 2012 10:20:02 AMTwitter Web Client
Khodaja: "Is QA slow?" Christina: "Does a bear shit in the woods?" Tuesday, July 31, 2012 5:57:51 PMTwitter Web Client
Who's the dick that burned the popcorn. Now my clothes are going to smell like shit Tuesday, July 31, 2012 3:18:31 PMTwitter Web Client
I mean, my weekend was wild as fuck, but at least I didn't wake up with shit on my chest @DadBoner Monday, July 30, 2012 3:33:34 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin . Why smoke cigs joker. Shit won't get you anywhere crept lung cancer. Smoke a blunt bitches. Saturday, July 28, 2012 4:09:05 PMTwitter for Android
Everyone is giving me shit for my long unkempt hair. I think my hair is longer than Christina's Friday, July 27, 2012 8:12:33 PMTwitter for Android
Oh shit. Lennon just requested to follow me on Twitter. Better not look through my old tweets.... Thursday, July 26, 2012 10:46:30 AMTwitter Web Client
Gio's Skype icon is the absolute shit http://t.co/IgzGMju Wednesday, July 25, 2012 10:53:24 AMTwitter Web Client
PS - php kicked my ass tonight. Took me way too long to do the simplest bullshit, and it's still horse shit code. This is why I'm not a dev Tuesday, July 24, 2012 12:11:27 AMTwitter Web Client
Can't even take a shit without these RackSpace failure alerts hitting me up... Monday, July 23, 2012 5:33:35 PMTwitter Web Client
Jesus Christ the Yankees suck. Can't even beat a shit team in 4 games Sunday, July 22, 2012 7:56:05 PMTwitter for Android
"Her vagina has to smell like shit. Straight up stanky Hudson River" -Elise Friday, July 20, 2012 7:09:49 PMTwitter for Android
This is bullshit. We need a keg team here to make sure this shit works at all times. Thursday, July 12, 2012 6:18:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Today, I realized that I started giving too much of a shit and was all stressy and in a bad mood. Finally don't give a fuck and I'm better Wednesday, July 11, 2012 10:05:16 PMTwitter Web Client
This fucking firewall shit is going to take all motherless night Tuesday, July 10, 2012 1:13:02 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Verizon's Android WiFi Remote App is Some Shady Shit http://bit.ly/MaRyVE Saturday, July 07, 2012 4:04:26 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
John: "Popeye's. That's some deep south shit" Saturday, July 07, 2012 12:59:07 AMTwitter for Android
Love how some tub of shit decided to squeeze into my three seater. Fuckin go to another one its to hot for this bullshit Monday, July 02, 2012 6:42:57 PMTwitter for Android
Now you can count how many times I say fuck, shit and other words on twitter: http://t.co/CYg7v2v Thanks Quirk for helping with the SQL Sunday, July 01, 2012 5:13:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Steve Jobs didnt get where he was by listening to ppl. He did it his way. Then they fired him. And he came back and ran the shit like a boss Wednesday, June 27, 2012 10:19:50 AMTwitter Web Client
BULL. SHIT. this crime heatmap says Bridgeport is in the green and Stratford is not. I don't buy that http://t.co/2XCKuvt Wednesday, June 27, 2012 12:53:48 AMTwitter Web Client
I have a headache, my eye is permanently twitching and none of this fucking build shit is working and we have to deploy at 6am Monday, June 25, 2012 2:37:43 AMTwitter Web Client
Fucking 45 minutes to get from Fulton St to Grand Central. I could climb backwards up an icy incline faster than the piece of shit 4/5 train Monday, June 18, 2012 6:43:02 PMTwitter for Android
No Alexey, when the app crashes the server every 20 minutes, the solution is NOT to auto reset IIS every 15 mins. Fix the fucking shit code. Monday, June 18, 2012 12:12:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Now Jay is starting in with his fucking shit. Monday, June 18, 2012 9:58:50 AMTwitter Web Client
Whenever I get back from vacation, I'm always in the foulest of moods. Usually because everyone fucked shit up while I was gone. Same bull Monday, June 18, 2012 9:15:23 AMTwitter Web Client
Oh shit. They don't follow me on here, do they? Saturday, June 16, 2012 3:40:37 PMTwitter for Android
I've got these fuckers hey the balls and they know it. And they'll do whatever the fuck I say. Because I'm right. And the shit Thursday, June 07, 2012 10:29:36 PMTwitter for Android
Swear to God, they don't pay me enough for this shit, especially being on call overnight. Requesting a raise. By 35 grand. Thursday, June 07, 2012 12:49:36 AMTwitter Web Client
Me: "So Alexey, when you say 'mirror server,' what does it actually do?" Alexey: "It just mirrors shit man... It mirrors shit." Tuesday, June 05, 2012 12:42:21 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: In devops are 10% get shit done. Rest are get bullshit done. Sunday, June 03, 2012 6:58:17 PMTwitter for Android
What's this dog show on CBS? I'd bang the shit out of these dog owner babes Wednesday, May 30, 2012 8:34:49 PMTwitter for Android