1582 results for shit — page 11 of 16, showing 1001–1100
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Never use half assed shipping (FedEx SmartPost). If you're not there, they hand your shit off to USPS after one try and you have to pick up Monday, March 25, 2013 9:56:26 AMTwitter Web Client
My next project is to revamp the datepicker on my twitter app because the history page is absolute horse shit code. Tuesday, March 19, 2013 5:46:19 PMTwitter Web Client
In case anyone was wondering how a 2000 Chevy Impala handles with < 1/2" of snow on the ground: Horse shit. Slipping fuckin everywhere Monday, March 18, 2013 8:50:15 PMTwitter Web Client
I hope this power cycling shit actually fixes my SSD Monday, March 18, 2013 8:13:13 PMTwitter for Android
I don't judge by I mean.. Shit Friday, March 15, 2013 11:11:21 PMTwitter for Android
TK's stache scared the shit out of me Friday, March 15, 2013 9:54:51 AMTwitter Web Client
4/5 is running like absolute horse shit today. Fuckin waste Tuesday, March 12, 2013 9:09:10 AMTwitter for Android
So let's say I tweet some shit... I moved servers. Did I fuck up my twitter app? Tuesday, March 12, 2013 6:01:48 AMTwitter Web Client
Ahhh shit. screwed it up again Tuesday, March 12, 2013 4:01:20 AMTwitter Web Client
Do I have to revert this code or does this shit work? Tuesday, March 12, 2013 3:42:23 AMTwitter Web Client
@Lennon @MalJNew Lennon, don't demo the API. That shit crashes every 38 fucking seconds.
In reply to @Lennon's tweet
Monday, March 04, 2013 11:24:16 PMTwitter Web Client
This water shit fills you up. Maybe I should do this instead of stuffing my fat face. Monday, March 04, 2013 5:35:28 PMTwitter Web Client
That fuckin Cuban food is already going through me like shit through a goose. Friday, March 01, 2013 5:52:10 PMTwitter for Android
That fuckin Cuban food is already going through me like shit through a goose. Friday, March 01, 2013 4:34:21 PMTwitter Web Client
I made a deal. Mal can bang Seth MacFarlane if I can bang Jennifer Lawrence. He can talk Brian to her and shit Sunday, February 24, 2013 8:57:11 PMTwitter for Android
Yeah. I ate three of them. I'll be dumb ash shit in an hour Sunday, February 24, 2013 8:52:44 PMTwitter for Android
But I mean. Beer washes that shit down so well Sunday, February 24, 2013 8:01:18 PMTwitter for Android
What the fuck. Is this shit? http://t.co/QMj836SeKD Friday, February 22, 2013 3:58:16 PMTwitter Web Client
Rhianna has some forehead. I can project a movie on that shit Thursday, February 21, 2013 7:21:09 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck the California office and the Harlem Shake. It's old bro. They dont do jack shit out there. Shawn is also a smug bitch. Thursday, February 21, 2013 2:29:48 PMTwitter Web Client
Aeroplanes on. Reminds me of Roland's band back in college. Shit. Friday, February 15, 2013 10:42:09 PMTwitter for Android
SHIT they put on Sirius/XM Lithium? Fuckin 90s jams. RATM and fuckin Nirvana. shit Friday, February 15, 2013 10:00:24 PMTwitter for Android
Holy shit... What did foursquare do to their app? It's so different Wednesday, February 13, 2013 1:28:28 AMTwitter for Android
Shit Brent. Rosemary buttermilk garlic biscuits Sunday, February 10, 2013 9:03:28 PMTwitter for Android
MTA: The heat on your shit box trains. Turn it the fuck off. I shouldn't be soaked sweating in February Tuesday, February 05, 2013 7:05:29 PMTwitter for Android
Is it me, or is Firefox a hideous piece of shit? Monday, February 04, 2013 4:41:36 PMTwitter Web Client
Holy shit. He wasn't BSing me: http://t.co/haJo15t Tuesday, January 29, 2013 4:00:43 PMTwitter Web Client
Alexey writes some backwards assed shit code Monday, January 28, 2013 12:36:48 PMTwitter Web Client
Just was up working on a bunch of shit so it's all done before my scheduled sick day. Got legit stuff done like a boss #blowmebookerhookers Thursday, January 24, 2013 2:45:46 AMTwitter Web Client
Too drunk for this fucking build and release shit Friday, January 18, 2013 5:49:40 PMTwitter Web Client
Let me get more of that waffle. Shit was banging. @MalJNew Friday, January 18, 2013 10:54:44 AMTwitter Web Client
FUCK I just broke a compact fluorescent in my room. There's mercury in that shit Tuesday, January 15, 2013 12:04:34 AMTwitter for Android
Don't they have fucking signals or some shit? They have to call a guy for permission to move the fucking train? Jesus Christ on the cross. Monday, January 07, 2013 8:09:30 AMTwitter for Android
Shit I'm drunk. Maybe a little not to bad? Friday, January 04, 2013 8:49:44 PMTwitter for Android
"You just got here?" "No James, I'm standing here with my coat on for the shit of it" Ya fuckin dumb Thursday, January 03, 2013 9:07:59 AMTwitter Web Client
Shit. If I start the power hour now, I'll be hammered Sunday, December 30, 2012 4:50:44 PMTwitter for Android
Derick "I'm not drinking that shit. That's how you get hepatitis" Friday, December 28, 2012 11:25:15 PMTwitter for Android
Shit. Pretty sire I was air drumming my balls off Friday, December 28, 2012 2:09:31 AMTwitter for Android
Oh shit. I just burped McDonalds... Fuck. I went to McDonalds? Friday, December 28, 2012 2:06:47 AMTwitter for Android
All you fuckers know I'm the absolute shit, right? | Shit | (get it?) Thursday, December 27, 2012 11:42:47 AMTwitter Web Client
I still promise my twitter will remain crazy as fuck. People like that shit. #ass #titties #bangbang #struttin #unicorns Saturday, December 22, 2012 12:06:37 AMTwitter for Android
Gio: "Holy shit. Her ass is too low. How do you fuck that?" Friday, December 21, 2012 9:19:08 PMTwitter for Android
Firefox is a piece of shit Wednesday, December 19, 2012 2:54:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Yeah just raise all the fuckin shit. Make it $600, I don't give a fuck #MTA Wednesday, December 19, 2012 12:29:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Shit. Just realized Ashling is rocking hoops like a black girl. Didn't even notice Tuesday, December 18, 2012 8:47:26 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck Williams bridge and all these piece of shit Bronx stops. Metro north should skip the Bronx. Its for better people Wednesday, December 12, 2012 9:54:33 PMTwitter for Android
SHIT. About a girl is on at Dakota Bar. Wednesday, December 12, 2012 7:46:52 PMTwitter for Android
You mean to tell me that I actually have to use that piece of shit Firefox browser now? Wheres my IE10? Monday, December 10, 2012 12:17:29 PMTwitter Web Client
I need this puppy. I will love the shit out of her: http://t.co/l2cvATC Monday, December 10, 2012 10:41:27 AMTwitter Web Client
Take a week off for Hanukkah or some shit. Christ. Monday, December 10, 2012 8:08:08 AMTwitter for Android
Like... I can't load youtube shit on 4G. And a 3G iPhone 4 loads it fine. this is horse shit Saturday, December 08, 2012 10:39:19 PMTwitter for Android
The hybrid 3G/4G radios in this piece of shit Galaxy Nexus can suck my dick. Saturday, December 08, 2012 10:34:10 PMTwitter for Android
This is what working for my company does to you. Turns you into a fuckin stressed ass zombie that turns to stupid shit to get by at life. Saturday, December 08, 2012 2:02:53 AMTwitter for Android
Good, because half the time I'm all fucked up in shit, idiots. Saturday, December 08, 2012 2:01:51 AMTwitter for Android
Wow. Guess I'm pretty fucked up. I told Stephie that my grandparents hate black people tonight. That's some fucked up shit. Saturday, December 08, 2012 1:58:10 AMTwitter for Android
Lower. The motherless heat on this shit train. Monday, December 03, 2012 7:01:15 PMTwitter for Android
Robert DiNero knows his shit Friday, November 30, 2012 11:47:00 PMTwitter for Android
If you smell like piss-soaked, cheesy ballsack with shit on top, please refrain from using the subway. People like this should be killed.Thx Friday, November 30, 2012 9:30:54 AMTwitter Web Client
I wonder what it would be like to jack off in space. All weightless and shit... Wednesday, November 28, 2012 10:58:41 PMTwitter for Android
Our mobile apps are fucking pieces of shit. Wednesday, November 28, 2012 5:07:39 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: If You Post that Dumb-As-Shit Facebook Legal Disclaimer on Your Wall, You're a Tool Bag http://t.co/DaWKzkU Monday, November 26, 2012 11:29:39 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Love this place. Came in all fucked up, worked a bit, went to the bar, and am now drinking/working and fixing shit like a boss Wednesday, November 21, 2012 4:46:37 PMTwitter Web Client
I hope the FBI doesn't read this shit. i'm not actually going to kill anyone or order a hit on a dude. Tuesday, November 20, 2012 1:21:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Delete that shit. Two midgets and a horse Sunday, November 18, 2012 4:08:40 AMTwitter for Android
Pockets you fuckin piece of shit. Thanks for skipping the tech team in your shout out. Friday, November 09, 2012 5:38:22 PMTwitter for Android
I HAVE THIS SHIT RT @UberFacts “Grammar Pedantry Syndrome” is a form of OCD in which sufferers need to correct every grammatical error. Tuesday, November 06, 2012 12:36:59 PMTwitter Web Client
Remember folks - your vote doesn't mean jack shit, so why bother. If certain states count more, what is the point? #freedomisanillusion Tuesday, November 06, 2012 9:10:44 AMTwitter Web Client
Firefox is a fucking inferior web browser. Freezing, memory leaking, single processed piece of shit Monday, November 05, 2012 3:02:57 PMTwitter Web Client
Lady and the Tramp, Bambi. Same shit Sunday, November 04, 2012 10:24:00 PMTwitter for Android
Heading home to the warzone. No gas and shit. No power. Fuckin third world country Sunday, November 04, 2012 2:29:16 PMTwitter for Android
Its fryday. Let's fry some shit. Nom! Friday, November 02, 2012 7:28:20 PMTwitter for Android
God DAMN it the radios in my galaxy nexus are fucking pieces of shit that can't connect to dick Wednesday, October 31, 2012 12:29:14 PMTwitter for Android
this conference call is a bunch of horse shit Friday, October 26, 2012 3:35:40 PMTwitter Web Client
Ok i fixed my shit. For fuck's sake. I'll manually import the missing data next week Friday, October 26, 2012 2:25:12 PMTwitter Web Client
shit on a stick/. not please bitches Friday, October 26, 2012 2:14:05 PMTwitter Web Client
OK i think i fixed this shit i hope Friday, October 26, 2012 2:10:22 PMTwitter Web Client
I hope i didnt break this shit Friday, October 26, 2012 1:45:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Angelo isn't here anymore? Wtf? Who runs this shit?#thelevee Saturday, October 20, 2012 8:04:01 PMTwitter for Android
If any build breaks just one more time, I will lose my shit Wednesday, October 17, 2012 5:43:51 PMTwitter Web Client
I drink bud lights for hydration. Shit's weak Might as well be water. It's like 96% not alcohol. Wednesday, October 17, 2012 11:15:18 AMTwitter Web Client
Tech Operations team here... They don't know their ass from their elbow. Fuck this shit I'm out. Tuesday, October 16, 2012 5:46:08 PMTwitter Web Client
Khodaja smells like mother fuckin shit. Friday, October 12, 2012 6:32:45 PMTwitter Web Client
This is some UNFAIR shit. That motherfucker is 8 years older than me. Nice to see I look old and shirts as fuck fml Thursday, October 11, 2012 11:27:59 PMTwitter for Android
For the record, I'm pretty sure Eileen and Matt saw me grab the shit out of @MalJNew's ass. Whatever Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:58:16 PMTwitter for Android
T-Cunt had the nerve to yell at me for being to harsh while I was trying to help her team? I hope she gets hepatitis the fuckin shit Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:43:31 PMTwitter for Android
To whoever is smoking weed straight up on the NYC streets....gimmie some of that shit to cal me down bastard Thursday, October 11, 2012 10:15:08 PMTwitter for Android
Blast from the past (Cinco de Mayo): Aniusha on flip cup: "Treat that shit like you treat a pussy." Wednesday, October 10, 2012 1:58:53 PMTwitter Web Client
Overheard on the train: "That player should have changed his will. I'm gonna go to court and contest that shit like a motherfucker!" Wednesday, October 10, 2012 11:54:11 AMTwitter for Android
Tremont and Melrose are the biggest horse shit local time wasting stops ever. Sunday, October 07, 2012 10:42:11 AMTwitter for Android
I am intrigued by the fact that I just shit out a completely undigested blueberry I apparently swallowed whole. Thursday, October 04, 2012 10:48:44 PMTwitter Web Client
This is a horse shit system Wednesday, October 03, 2012 5:40:52 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm sorry, but this Galaxy Nexus has a pussy horse shit assed weak radio that never gets the internets Friday, September 28, 2012 8:18:55 PMTwitter for Android
There is absolutely no way Jennifer Lawrence didn't enjoy getting Eiffel Towered by Gale and Peeta while filming this shit. Wednesday, September 26, 2012 1:17:41 AMTwitter for Android
Phil Hughes' lips: "fuckin shit" fucking useless motherfucker shit ass struggling team. Not going fuckin anywhere in the post season. Tuesday, September 25, 2012 10:32:13 PMTwitter for Android
Anyone else notice that Firefox has turned into a hideous piece of shit that freezes and crashes nonstop? Monday, September 24, 2012 9:13:43 AMTwitter Web Client
Weekend was fun but knocked the shit outta me. I can't drink like I used to, you guys. Sunday, September 23, 2012 11:01:15 PMTwitter for Android
Oh shit. Ginuwine's pony is on Friday, September 21, 2012 9:48:47 PMTwitter for Android
I HATE FUCKING LOSING AT SHIT Monday, September 17, 2012 2:12:50 PMTwitter Web Client
Search my tweets archive for shit, bitches: http://t.co/nnAxEpY Monday, September 10, 2012 3:27:44 AMTwitter Web Client
Gentleman on the train earlier really had to shit and reek up the car? Bro, you couldn't wait like 10 mins and do it in your office? Wednesday, September 05, 2012 10:06:04 AMTwitter Web Client