1561 results for shit — page 10 of 16, showing 901–1000
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@mozilla Firefox is a piece of shit. Wednesday, October 09, 2013 2:25:18 PMTwitter Web Client
How the fuck are you supposed to get shit done when you're on meetings 90% of the day talking about stupid bullshit Monday, October 07, 2013 4:48:10 PMTwitter for Android
The first photograph ever taken looked like shit: http://t.co/hE9YJra8PF Guy should have been ashamed of the quality.... Thursday, October 03, 2013 11:24:50 AMTwitter Web Client
Yo Eastchester.... Cut out this siren shit at 2am.... If not like anyone's on the road... Wednesday, September 18, 2013 2:01:34 AMTwitter for Android
But what the fuck is this query doing? Deleting our 900GB DB character by character? Fucking shit is running all day Tuesday, September 17, 2013 5:22:48 PMTwitter Web Client
Come on. It's the docking iron horse. Anything goes here. Don't give me shit for pissing in the girls room Friday, September 13, 2013 7:43:51 PMTwitter for Android
Quote of the year, via @KFCBarstool: "Nobody really gives a shit about God and Satan. You know what people love? Fucking and Harry Potter." Wednesday, September 11, 2013 1:40:38 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @KFCBarstool: Its supposed to be 93 degrees tomorrow. Fuck that shit. I'm done with summer weather. Mother nature you fickle slut Tuesday, September 10, 2013 8:31:00 PMTwitter for Android
DBAs just added an email trigger every time there's a deadlock on production. I'm getting fucking spammed. Piece of shit system... Monday, September 09, 2013 9:11:45 AMTwitter Web Client
@VZWSupport @__JLu Nice bot, Verizon... Now actually fix your shit so I can auto activate phones without calling a live rep
In reply to @VZWSupport's tweet
Wednesday, September 04, 2013 3:08:34 PMTwitter Web Client
You've gotta be fucking kidding me. This piece of shit Moto X doesn't have inline mic support on the headphone jack? No square, jawbone up. Wednesday, September 04, 2013 1:54:39 AMTwitter for Android
Labor day weekend ruined by an understaffed, shittily coded piece of shit crashy system that I have to watch. Friday, August 30, 2013 5:02:45 PMTwitter Web Client
When Kramer hears about this, the shit's gonna hit the fan http://t.co/t9zoXW1imO Thursday, August 29, 2013 1:33:58 AMTwitter Web Client
FUCKING ampersand in this password. Escaping ampersands in bash when you need to write it out to a file is bull fucking shit Monday, August 26, 2013 1:26:50 PMTwitter Web Client
Dr. Drew should do a Candy Crush Rehab show or some shit Sunday, August 25, 2013 9:03:24 PMTwitter Web Client
Wow the LIRR is a piece of shit. How are there no seats at 10:40 Am off peak? Friday, August 23, 2013 10:39:34 AMTwitter for Android
The entire RackSpace cloud is a piece of shit. Fuck their cloud servers, fuck OpenStack, fuck their block storage, fuck it all Wednesday, August 21, 2013 5:53:18 PMTwitter Web Client
Whenever piece of shit Firefox crashes, I always troll them. These comments are public btw http://t.co/CrJuy7ewSv Wednesday, August 14, 2013 4:43:18 PMTwitter Web Client
pregaming shit is the worst. Almost peed myself you guys Saturday, August 10, 2013 1:17:19 PMTwitter for Android
Can't even take a shit here without a text from boss man asking where I am. After he wouldnt let me take lunch because out system is a piece Friday, August 09, 2013 3:05:31 PMTwitter Web Client
I want my own gig. I want to run shit. Create product. Run the infrastructure. Grow. I'm sick of being a cog in the machine Thursday, August 08, 2013 12:38:39 PMTwitter Web Client
The story of my life with this piece of shit phone: no internet http://t.co/KNo53qIHf1 Wednesday, August 07, 2013 7:05:42 PMTwitter for Android
The RackSpace Cloud is a fucking piece of shit. Use Amazon instead Tuesday, August 06, 2013 5:09:15 PMTwitter Web Client
I want to take a baseball bat and destroy shit Big Papi style Wednesday, July 31, 2013 8:35:20 AMTwitter for Android
And I'm late. And my phone doesn't type properly or get internet because its a piece of shit. Job took 25 years off my life. Wednesday, July 31, 2013 8:34:59 AMTwitter for Android
Haas: "Shit. I got so drunk last night I African American'd out" Friday, July 26, 2013 10:09:55 PMTwitter for Android
But why does this piece of shit phone say I have full 3 G but not load webpages? POS Friday, July 26, 2013 8:23:31 AMTwitter for Android
Son of a bitch. They made me a Foursquare Superuser and I've been up all night correcting shit Friday, July 26, 2013 3:18:29 AMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito feel better. That's the worst. You wake up and its fine, then it sucks. My Dr didn't give me any good shit either
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Wednesday, July 24, 2013 8:44:36 PMTwitter for Android
This is why Firefox is a fucking piece of shit that just crashes after idling for a wil. Fucking fix it: https://t.co/QN0OFHEl4d Tuesday, July 16, 2013 9:52:00 AMTwitter Web Client
@portfolioso Fucking GetGlue app. Shameless ad/plug. I hate that shit
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, July 16, 2013 1:11:38 AMTwitter Web Client
It could be classified as a weapon but sticks shit together: gluegun Friday, July 12, 2013 8:29:28 PMTwitter for Android
Well shit. I tried to sneak one out at the keg in the office and ripped one. I think some support dude heard me Friday, July 12, 2013 5:43:58 PMTwitter Web Client
If we figure out this Itinerary builder API problem, I'll do the nakey dance. That shit cray Friday, July 12, 2013 11:29:41 AMTwitter Web Client
I just beat myself up because I forgot what the amygdala was in the brain. Bitch I got a 5 on AP psych. I should know this shit. Thursday, June 27, 2013 9:29:19 PMTwitter for Android
I'm watchin Winnie the pooh. Someone give Eeyore a joint or some shit. Jesus Thursday, June 20, 2013 1:43:00 AMTwitter for Android
Gotta get up at 5 am to tend to our piece of shit software. Told the hr lady who's getting fires next week I came in fucked up. Lol Wednesday, June 19, 2013 11:56:55 PMTwitter for Android
Holy shit. My IT dude is the most amazing person ever. #staystrong my dude. You are so amazing and humble and people don't even realize it Wednesday, June 19, 2013 9:29:33 PMTwitter for Android
Our software is a fuckin piece of shit Wednesday, June 19, 2013 10:49:07 AMTwitter Web Client
6-0 in the bottom of the 9th and now its 6-5. This is some mets ass shit right now. Cuncel da game Sunday, June 16, 2013 6:33:41 PMTwitter for Android
Stupid motherfuckin rain. It would start downpouring the minute I left the house. Also, fuckin 4/5 signal probs again... Pieces of shit Monday, June 03, 2013 7:34:15 AMTwitter for Android
Aniusha: "Players talking about sticking needles through your dick and shit" Friday, May 31, 2013 2:50:09 PMTwitter for Android
Best shit reference ever: "Yo. I'm taking the Browns to the Superbowl" @MalJNew Thursday, May 23, 2013 9:31:36 PMTwitter for Android
Shit and corruption Saturday, May 18, 2013 11:08:06 PMTwitter for Android
Holy balls... Just tried the x86 Android emulator and it's fast as shit. Thursday, May 16, 2013 5:05:57 PMTwitter Web Client
What kind of stupid fucking Dunkin Donuts has a drink come out to 4 cents over with tax? I had to break $1 because the shit was $1.04 Wednesday, May 15, 2013 5:06:42 PMTwitter Web Client
Someone's smoking mad weed here. Maybe if I fart, no one will smell it. Shit. @MalJNew just did Tuesday, May 14, 2013 10:23:06 PMTwitter for Android
DANIEL get the FUCK off my dick about the fucking display behind me. It's NOT MY JOB to set that shit up. Talk to Hughlon Monday, May 13, 2013 3:17:07 PMTwitter Web Client
...Or I can do it booker style... Write more shit code to handle the existing shit code.... Monday, May 13, 2013 2:24:46 AMTwitter Web Client
Aunt: "She does shit... She's a lazy bitch" Sunday, May 12, 2013 8:38:46 PMTwitter for Android
Cunt bartender yelled at me when I gave her shit for turning off pearl jam. She can eat a bag of dicks. No more tips. Wednesday, May 08, 2013 9:38:46 PMTwitter for Android
"When you give a shit, you look like a fuckin lunatic" -Derick Wednesday, May 08, 2013 9:09:54 PMTwitter for Android
If I were mayor, I'd cockslap the shit out of crime Wednesday, May 08, 2013 7:48:20 PMTwitter for Android
Also, whoever's smoking weed here. Let me get in on some of that shit bastards Wednesday, May 08, 2013 7:23:57 PMTwitter for Android
Gonna go back to work all chill and shit. Probably will be mad productive. Hey... It's healthier to chill than to be a hyper bitch Wednesday, May 08, 2013 2:56:45 PMTwitter for Android
If they keep up this shit over here, I'm gonna end up worse than Bynes #booker Wednesday, May 08, 2013 1:29:27 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm gonna lose my fucking shit. I've been running this bitch MY WAY for 2 years and this guy comes in and wants to switch it all up. Wednesday, May 08, 2013 10:39:20 AMTwitter Web Client
CHILL SON. MY SHIT TAKES VALID ARGUMENTS http://t.co/Uox5lhg2AG Tuesday, May 07, 2013 12:32:27 PMTwitter Web Client
Cleary, you degenerate: "Oh shit. I forgot to bet on this fame. Now it won't be as fun." #loveit #bromance Saturday, April 27, 2013 1:18:49 PMTwitter for Android
be like " yo lemmie get liek mad skrillaz k thx got bills and shit to pay, word?' Thursday, April 25, 2013 11:25:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck CentOS. The packages are god damn antiques. Fuckin shit shipping from 2009. I need Ubuntu Server back Tuesday, April 23, 2013 9:24:04 PMTwitter Web Client
Fucking Apache and CentOS. Not used to this shit. Used to Ubuntu and Lighttpd/Nginx Tuesday, April 23, 2013 8:33:14 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm like fuck it. I ain't losin shit over these bitches. Look at all these fucks I don't give. Friday, April 19, 2013 9:27:24 PMTwitter for Android
PS my silver fox boss just told me he doesnt give a fuck if i drink another bottle of this andre assed shit we bought cheaply Friday, April 19, 2013 6:37:11 PMTwitter Web Client
Ah shit. I need to check in code and update a ticket. Had some burrrrrs. Hope I don;t fuck it up Friday, April 12, 2013 7:39:28 PMTwitter Web Client
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST AT THIS SHIT FUCKING HOLE #BOOKER Friday, April 12, 2013 1:14:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Googled the names of some of the new hires and found arrests. The fuck kind of assholes don't check for this shit... Friday, April 12, 2013 3:48:26 AMTwitter Web Client
@Lennon Ignore this. This is a test reply because I'm testing some code I pushed to my twitter app. Integers and shit. Not exponents.
In reply to @Lennon's tweet
Wednesday, April 10, 2013 12:27:48 AMTwitter Web Client
To whoever is taking a shit in the Metro North bathroom: I gotta piss, bastard. Get the fuck out. I'm more important than you. Tuesday, April 09, 2013 10:31:24 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew just pulled some Godfather shit. The hottest Tuesday, April 09, 2013 9:22:02 PMTwitter for Android
Shit. Air drumming to AC/DC. You know I'm tips Tuesday, April 09, 2013 8:40:21 PMTwitter for Android
Yo Freddy. There's gotta be three dudes and someone's gotta wingman that shit Tuesday, April 09, 2013 8:30:55 PMTwitter for Android
Remember that time I was talking shit about Niraj and Eric to Sam and I had my screen shared with all three of them? Whoopise Monday, April 08, 2013 10:45:08 AMTwitter Web Client
My neck is crippled. I smell like a senior citizen with this menthol shit I put on it Sunday, April 07, 2013 12:54:01 PMTwitter for Android
Shit Done Broke, LLC #booker Friday, April 05, 2013 11:08:41 AMTwitter Web Client
1) Not sure how I was with it enough to make it all the way "upstate" last night 2) I sexted @Colithika the craziest shit Sunday, March 31, 2013 8:31:36 AMTwitter for Android
Oh shit Saturday, March 30, 2013 2:27:46 PMTwitter for Android
Alexey on protein shakes: "They all eat this powdered shit" Tuesday, March 26, 2013 4:48:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Two things. Not sure if the conductor checked my ticket and.. Shit I forgot Monday, March 25, 2013 9:31:16 PMTwitter for Android
Never use half assed shipping (FedEx SmartPost). If you're not there, they hand your shit off to USPS after one try and you have to pick up Monday, March 25, 2013 9:56:26 AMTwitter Web Client
My next project is to revamp the datepicker on my twitter app because the history page is absolute horse shit code. Tuesday, March 19, 2013 5:46:19 PMTwitter Web Client
In case anyone was wondering how a 2000 Chevy Impala handles with < 1/2" of snow on the ground: Horse shit. Slipping fuckin everywhere Monday, March 18, 2013 8:50:15 PMTwitter Web Client
I hope this power cycling shit actually fixes my SSD Monday, March 18, 2013 8:13:13 PMTwitter for Android
I don't judge by I mean.. Shit Friday, March 15, 2013 11:11:21 PMTwitter for Android
TK's stache scared the shit out of me Friday, March 15, 2013 9:54:51 AMTwitter Web Client
4/5 is running like absolute horse shit today. Fuckin waste Tuesday, March 12, 2013 9:09:10 AMTwitter for Android
So let's say I tweet some shit... I moved servers. Did I fuck up my twitter app? Tuesday, March 12, 2013 6:01:48 AMTwitter Web Client
Ahhh shit. screwed it up again Tuesday, March 12, 2013 4:01:20 AMTwitter Web Client
Do I have to revert this code or does this shit work? Tuesday, March 12, 2013 3:42:23 AMTwitter Web Client
@Lennon @MalJNew Lennon, don't demo the API. That shit crashes every 38 fucking seconds.
In reply to @Lennon's tweet
Monday, March 04, 2013 11:24:16 PMTwitter Web Client
This water shit fills you up. Maybe I should do this instead of stuffing my fat face. Monday, March 04, 2013 5:35:28 PMTwitter Web Client
That fuckin Cuban food is already going through me like shit through a goose. Friday, March 01, 2013 5:52:10 PMTwitter for Android
That fuckin Cuban food is already going through me like shit through a goose. Friday, March 01, 2013 4:34:21 PMTwitter Web Client
I made a deal. Mal can bang Seth MacFarlane if I can bang Jennifer Lawrence. He can talk Brian to her and shit Sunday, February 24, 2013 8:57:11 PMTwitter for Android
Yeah. I ate three of them. I'll be dumb ash shit in an hour Sunday, February 24, 2013 8:52:44 PMTwitter for Android
But I mean. Beer washes that shit down so well Sunday, February 24, 2013 8:01:18 PMTwitter for Android
What the fuck. Is this shit? http://t.co/QMj836SeKD Friday, February 22, 2013 3:58:16 PMTwitter Web Client
Rhianna has some forehead. I can project a movie on that shit Thursday, February 21, 2013 7:21:09 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck the California office and the Harlem Shake. It's old bro. They dont do jack shit out there. Shawn is also a smug bitch. Thursday, February 21, 2013 2:29:48 PMTwitter Web Client
Aeroplanes on. Reminds me of Roland's band back in college. Shit. Friday, February 15, 2013 10:42:09 PMTwitter for Android