1582 results for shit — page 10 of 16, showing 901–1000
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I can't think of an original tweet today. I just keep retweeting @BarstoolJJ 's shit because I fully agree Sunday, December 08, 2013 2:31:12 PMTwitter for Android
This shit can eat my dick: http://t.co/32JRTyJxKX So fucking convoluted Tuesday, December 03, 2013 2:24:09 PMTwitter Web Client
The fuck gave my uncle the remote? Why is this PBS shit on instead of football? http://t.co/zPONFaXrzV Thursday, November 28, 2013 5:17:49 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu o shit. Didn't realize this. I will now animate axelrod going to town on the ladies.
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Tuesday, November 26, 2013 7:19:28 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: The NY Mets Can't Sing for Shit http://bit.ly/18F5h5G Tuesday, November 26, 2013 3:22:00 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Trying to debug our piece of shit API because it crashes. Enabled crash dumps. In 20 seconds, it dumped 73 gigs. Fucking piece. Place sux Monday, November 25, 2013 3:26:46 PMTwitter Web Client
Last train home is soooooo funny. Haven't taken this shit in years Sunday, November 24, 2013 1:58:28 AMTwitter for Android
Fucking director of engineering... Asks for shit that can't be rolled back. I do it. Shit breaks. He freaks out. Tuesday, November 19, 2013 12:08:50 PMTwitter Web Client
Edgar's the shit Thursday, November 14, 2013 7:07:37 PMTwitter for Android
This shit is tight: http://t.co/Az48j0Nzul Thursday, November 07, 2013 10:39:10 PMTwitter Web Client
We're just gonna fuckin play with this sock for 3 hours, I don't give a shit Thursday, October 31, 2013 10:10:55 PMTwitter for Android
@KFCBarstool Jesus Christ. These are my sales guys. I shit you not
In reply to @KFCBarstool's tweet
Thursday, October 31, 2013 4:01:51 PMTwitter for Android
Shit if I play kings again I'm blacking out Saturday, October 26, 2013 9:46:48 PMTwitter for Android
Vote for this shit you politician assed cunts: http://t.co/nAjRSeM94d Or else my commute starts to rape me in 2014 Thursday, October 24, 2013 3:29:05 PMTwitter Web Client
When half the sales team and VPs are in Vegas getting hammered and selling our shit, and I'm here listening to this suit.... Eat a dick. Tuesday, October 22, 2013 11:03:34 AMTwitter for Android
Never have I ever taken a shit on a Metro North train (and I shit a lot) Thursday, October 17, 2013 11:05:10 PMTwitter for Android
Wait. shit this isn't funny. He's really pissed at me Thursday, October 17, 2013 9:25:59 PMTwitter for Android
no wonder everyone hates php. Some API shit I did in CURL from the shell in 30 secs took me 40 mins to port to php because it's convoluted Tuesday, October 15, 2013 2:30:08 PMTwitter Web Client
What's the over/under Gaurav shit his pants at work? Sunday, October 13, 2013 2:38:25 PMTwitter for Android
Statistics prove that Firefox is a fucking piece of shit. http://t.co/P02gIFqyPb Friday, October 11, 2013 1:47:17 PMTwitter Web Client
2 mins after I tweeted that they took off. You think I'm stupid? I know they read this shit son Wednesday, October 09, 2013 8:59:50 PMTwitter for Android
@mozilla Firefox is a piece of shit. Wednesday, October 09, 2013 2:25:18 PMTwitter Web Client
How the fuck are you supposed to get shit done when you're on meetings 90% of the day talking about stupid bullshit Monday, October 07, 2013 4:48:10 PMTwitter for Android
The first photograph ever taken looked like shit: http://t.co/hE9YJra8PF Guy should have been ashamed of the quality.... Thursday, October 03, 2013 11:24:50 AMTwitter Web Client
Yo Eastchester.... Cut out this siren shit at 2am.... If not like anyone's on the road... Wednesday, September 18, 2013 2:01:34 AMTwitter for Android
But what the fuck is this query doing? Deleting our 900GB DB character by character? Fucking shit is running all day Tuesday, September 17, 2013 5:22:48 PMTwitter Web Client
Come on. It's the docking iron horse. Anything goes here. Don't give me shit for pissing in the girls room Friday, September 13, 2013 7:43:51 PMTwitter for Android
Quote of the year, via @KFCBarstool: "Nobody really gives a shit about God and Satan. You know what people love? Fucking and Harry Potter." Wednesday, September 11, 2013 1:40:38 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @KFCBarstool: Its supposed to be 93 degrees tomorrow. Fuck that shit. I'm done with summer weather. Mother nature you fickle slut Tuesday, September 10, 2013 8:31:00 PMTwitter for Android
DBAs just added an email trigger every time there's a deadlock on production. I'm getting fucking spammed. Piece of shit system... Monday, September 09, 2013 9:11:45 AMTwitter Web Client
@VZWSupport @__JLu Nice bot, Verizon... Now actually fix your shit so I can auto activate phones without calling a live rep
In reply to @VZWSupport's tweet
Wednesday, September 04, 2013 3:08:34 PMTwitter Web Client
You've gotta be fucking kidding me. This piece of shit Moto X doesn't have inline mic support on the headphone jack? No square, jawbone up. Wednesday, September 04, 2013 1:54:39 AMTwitter for Android
Labor day weekend ruined by an understaffed, shittily coded piece of shit crashy system that I have to watch. Friday, August 30, 2013 5:02:45 PMTwitter Web Client
When Kramer hears about this, the shit's gonna hit the fan http://t.co/t9zoXW1imO Thursday, August 29, 2013 1:33:58 AMTwitter Web Client
FUCKING ampersand in this password. Escaping ampersands in bash when you need to write it out to a file is bull fucking shit Monday, August 26, 2013 1:26:50 PMTwitter Web Client
Dr. Drew should do a Candy Crush Rehab show or some shit Sunday, August 25, 2013 9:03:24 PMTwitter Web Client
Wow the LIRR is a piece of shit. How are there no seats at 10:40 Am off peak? Friday, August 23, 2013 10:39:34 AMTwitter for Android
The entire RackSpace cloud is a piece of shit. Fuck their cloud servers, fuck OpenStack, fuck their block storage, fuck it all Wednesday, August 21, 2013 5:53:18 PMTwitter Web Client
Whenever piece of shit Firefox crashes, I always troll them. These comments are public btw http://t.co/CrJuy7ewSv Wednesday, August 14, 2013 4:43:18 PMTwitter Web Client
pregaming shit is the worst. Almost peed myself you guys Saturday, August 10, 2013 1:17:19 PMTwitter for Android
Can't even take a shit here without a text from boss man asking where I am. After he wouldnt let me take lunch because out system is a piece Friday, August 09, 2013 3:05:31 PMTwitter Web Client
I want my own gig. I want to run shit. Create product. Run the infrastructure. Grow. I'm sick of being a cog in the machine Thursday, August 08, 2013 12:38:39 PMTwitter Web Client
The story of my life with this piece of shit phone: no internet http://t.co/KNo53qIHf1 Wednesday, August 07, 2013 7:05:42 PMTwitter for Android
The RackSpace Cloud is a fucking piece of shit. Use Amazon instead Tuesday, August 06, 2013 5:09:15 PMTwitter Web Client
I want to take a baseball bat and destroy shit Big Papi style Wednesday, July 31, 2013 8:35:20 AMTwitter for Android
And I'm late. And my phone doesn't type properly or get internet because its a piece of shit. Job took 25 years off my life. Wednesday, July 31, 2013 8:34:59 AMTwitter for Android
Haas: "Shit. I got so drunk last night I African American'd out" Friday, July 26, 2013 10:09:55 PMTwitter for Android
But why does this piece of shit phone say I have full 3 G but not load webpages? POS Friday, July 26, 2013 8:23:31 AMTwitter for Android
Son of a bitch. They made me a Foursquare Superuser and I've been up all night correcting shit Friday, July 26, 2013 3:18:29 AMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito feel better. That's the worst. You wake up and its fine, then it sucks. My Dr didn't give me any good shit either
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Wednesday, July 24, 2013 8:44:36 PMTwitter for Android
This is why Firefox is a fucking piece of shit that just crashes after idling for a wil. Fucking fix it: https://t.co/QN0OFHEl4d Tuesday, July 16, 2013 9:52:00 AMTwitter Web Client
@portfolioso Fucking GetGlue app. Shameless ad/plug. I hate that shit
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, July 16, 2013 1:11:38 AMTwitter Web Client
It could be classified as a weapon but sticks shit together: gluegun Friday, July 12, 2013 8:29:28 PMTwitter for Android
Well shit. I tried to sneak one out at the keg in the office and ripped one. I think some support dude heard me Friday, July 12, 2013 5:43:58 PMTwitter Web Client
If we figure out this Itinerary builder API problem, I'll do the nakey dance. That shit cray Friday, July 12, 2013 11:29:41 AMTwitter Web Client
I just beat myself up because I forgot what the amygdala was in the brain. Bitch I got a 5 on AP psych. I should know this shit. Thursday, June 27, 2013 9:29:19 PMTwitter for Android
I'm watchin Winnie the pooh. Someone give Eeyore a joint or some shit. Jesus Thursday, June 20, 2013 1:43:00 AMTwitter for Android
Gotta get up at 5 am to tend to our piece of shit software. Told the hr lady who's getting fires next week I came in fucked up. Lol Wednesday, June 19, 2013 11:56:55 PMTwitter for Android
Holy shit. My IT dude is the most amazing person ever. #staystrong my dude. You are so amazing and humble and people don't even realize it Wednesday, June 19, 2013 9:29:33 PMTwitter for Android
Our software is a fuckin piece of shit Wednesday, June 19, 2013 10:49:07 AMTwitter Web Client
6-0 in the bottom of the 9th and now its 6-5. This is some mets ass shit right now. Cuncel da game Sunday, June 16, 2013 6:33:41 PMTwitter for Android
Stupid motherfuckin rain. It would start downpouring the minute I left the house. Also, fuckin 4/5 signal probs again... Pieces of shit Monday, June 03, 2013 7:34:15 AMTwitter for Android
Aniusha: "Players talking about sticking needles through your dick and shit" Friday, May 31, 2013 2:50:09 PMTwitter for Android
Best shit reference ever: "Yo. I'm taking the Browns to the Superbowl" @MalJNew Thursday, May 23, 2013 9:31:36 PMTwitter for Android
Shit and corruption Saturday, May 18, 2013 11:08:06 PMTwitter for Android
Holy balls... Just tried the x86 Android emulator and it's fast as shit. Thursday, May 16, 2013 5:05:57 PMTwitter Web Client
What kind of stupid fucking Dunkin Donuts has a drink come out to 4 cents over with tax? I had to break $1 because the shit was $1.04 Wednesday, May 15, 2013 5:06:42 PMTwitter Web Client
Someone's smoking mad weed here. Maybe if I fart, no one will smell it. Shit. @MalJNew just did Tuesday, May 14, 2013 10:23:06 PMTwitter for Android
DANIEL get the FUCK off my dick about the fucking display behind me. It's NOT MY JOB to set that shit up. Talk to Hughlon Monday, May 13, 2013 3:17:07 PMTwitter Web Client
...Or I can do it booker style... Write more shit code to handle the existing shit code.... Monday, May 13, 2013 2:24:46 AMTwitter Web Client
Aunt: "She does shit... She's a lazy bitch" Sunday, May 12, 2013 8:38:46 PMTwitter for Android
Cunt bartender yelled at me when I gave her shit for turning off pearl jam. She can eat a bag of dicks. No more tips. Wednesday, May 08, 2013 9:38:46 PMTwitter for Android
"When you give a shit, you look like a fuckin lunatic" -Derick Wednesday, May 08, 2013 9:09:54 PMTwitter for Android
If I were mayor, I'd cockslap the shit out of crime Wednesday, May 08, 2013 7:48:20 PMTwitter for Android
Also, whoever's smoking weed here. Let me get in on some of that shit bastards Wednesday, May 08, 2013 7:23:57 PMTwitter for Android
Gonna go back to work all chill and shit. Probably will be mad productive. Hey... It's healthier to chill than to be a hyper bitch Wednesday, May 08, 2013 2:56:45 PMTwitter for Android
If they keep up this shit over here, I'm gonna end up worse than Bynes #booker Wednesday, May 08, 2013 1:29:27 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm gonna lose my fucking shit. I've been running this bitch MY WAY for 2 years and this guy comes in and wants to switch it all up. Wednesday, May 08, 2013 10:39:20 AMTwitter Web Client
CHILL SON. MY SHIT TAKES VALID ARGUMENTS http://t.co/Uox5lhg2AG Tuesday, May 07, 2013 12:32:27 PMTwitter Web Client
Cleary, you degenerate: "Oh shit. I forgot to bet on this fame. Now it won't be as fun." #loveit #bromance Saturday, April 27, 2013 1:18:49 PMTwitter for Android
be like " yo lemmie get liek mad skrillaz k thx got bills and shit to pay, word?' Thursday, April 25, 2013 11:25:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck CentOS. The packages are god damn antiques. Fuckin shit shipping from 2009. I need Ubuntu Server back Tuesday, April 23, 2013 9:24:04 PMTwitter Web Client
Fucking Apache and CentOS. Not used to this shit. Used to Ubuntu and Lighttpd/Nginx Tuesday, April 23, 2013 8:33:14 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm like fuck it. I ain't losin shit over these bitches. Look at all these fucks I don't give. Friday, April 19, 2013 9:27:24 PMTwitter for Android
PS my silver fox boss just told me he doesnt give a fuck if i drink another bottle of this andre assed shit we bought cheaply Friday, April 19, 2013 6:37:11 PMTwitter Web Client
Ah shit. I need to check in code and update a ticket. Had some burrrrrs. Hope I don;t fuck it up Friday, April 12, 2013 7:39:28 PMTwitter Web Client
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST AT THIS SHIT FUCKING HOLE #BOOKER Friday, April 12, 2013 1:14:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Googled the names of some of the new hires and found arrests. The fuck kind of assholes don't check for this shit... Friday, April 12, 2013 3:48:26 AMTwitter Web Client
@Lennon Ignore this. This is a test reply because I'm testing some code I pushed to my twitter app. Integers and shit. Not exponents.
In reply to @Lennon's tweet
Wednesday, April 10, 2013 12:27:48 AMTwitter Web Client
To whoever is taking a shit in the Metro North bathroom: I gotta piss, bastard. Get the fuck out. I'm more important than you. Tuesday, April 09, 2013 10:31:24 PMTwitter for Android
@MalJNew just pulled some Godfather shit. The hottest Tuesday, April 09, 2013 9:22:02 PMTwitter for Android
Shit. Air drumming to AC/DC. You know I'm tips Tuesday, April 09, 2013 8:40:21 PMTwitter for Android
Yo Freddy. There's gotta be three dudes and someone's gotta wingman that shit Tuesday, April 09, 2013 8:30:55 PMTwitter for Android
Remember that time I was talking shit about Niraj and Eric to Sam and I had my screen shared with all three of them? Whoopise Monday, April 08, 2013 10:45:08 AMTwitter Web Client
My neck is crippled. I smell like a senior citizen with this menthol shit I put on it Sunday, April 07, 2013 12:54:01 PMTwitter for Android
Shit Done Broke, LLC #booker Friday, April 05, 2013 11:08:41 AMTwitter Web Client
1) Not sure how I was with it enough to make it all the way "upstate" last night 2) I sexted @Colithika the craziest shit Sunday, March 31, 2013 8:31:36 AMTwitter for Android
Oh shit Saturday, March 30, 2013 2:27:46 PMTwitter for Android
Alexey on protein shakes: "They all eat this powdered shit" Tuesday, March 26, 2013 4:48:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Two things. Not sure if the conductor checked my ticket and.. Shit I forgot Monday, March 25, 2013 9:31:16 PMTwitter for Android