1582 results for shit — page 8 of 16, showing 701–800
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Unacceptable horse shit infrastructure you fucking cunts. @NYCTSubway Monday, January 25, 2016 7:54:53 PMTwitter for Android
I gotta beat this fuckin guy in Quoridor. Straight up Yanks/Sox shit here. Monday, January 11, 2016 10:48:49 PMTwitter for Android
Linkedin sends too many fuckin emails, holy shit. Tuesday, January 05, 2016 7:15:51 AMTwitter for Android
Comcast is so full of shit. What good is gigabit internet if they limit your monthly bandwidth to 300GB? https://t.co/DBHvunNyrj Saturday, December 26, 2015 11:20:43 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck China and their polluting ass bitches causing global warming and shit. Thursday, December 17, 2015 11:09:04 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu I'll eat the shit out of either of those.
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Sunday, December 13, 2015 3:44:57 PMTwitter for Android
WAIT A SEC. Doesn't the MTA put like huge disclaimers on Arab political shit ads? Wtf is this then? https://t.co/nD0v0rMxZG Wednesday, November 25, 2015 6:45:38 PMTwitter for Android
Anyone have any demo work for me to do? I'm in prime condition to take a sledgehammer to shit right now. Wednesday, November 11, 2015 9:46:09 PMTwitter for Android
Piece of shit city with piece of shit infrastructure get me the fuck out of here Wednesday, November 11, 2015 9:33:29 PMTwitter for Android
Shit is ABOUT to go down here at work... Tuesday, November 10, 2015 12:43:46 PMTwitter Web Client
The Windows bluetooth stack is a raging piece of shit Monday, November 09, 2015 12:12:29 AMTwitter Web Client
Shit's about to go down at work tomorrow. Mark my words. #vigilante Thursday, October 29, 2015 10:59:27 PMTwitter for Android
Annmarie needs to shit the fuck up and stop judging me Tuesday, October 27, 2015 10:10:34 PMTwitter for Android
Twitter is a fuckin piece of shit with the way they handle switching devices and two step login verification. Saturday, October 24, 2015 9:36:05 PMTwitter Web Client
Sourceforge is such a 90s piece of shit with ads and spyware. Need to report a bug to a dev and it's impossible. What idiots still use SF? Thursday, October 22, 2015 10:42:36 AMTwitter Web Client
NO, QA manager. I won't re-test the shit you send to our outsourced consultants who are idiots. Hire smarter people. Tuesday, October 20, 2015 1:11:28 PMTwitter Web Client
I've gotta take a huge shit and have an hour meeting with useless VP #2 Friday, September 18, 2015 11:25:08 AMTwitter Web Client
A fuckin bird just shit on my hand Tuesday, September 15, 2015 8:28:31 AMTwitter for Android
Also, fuck airplane mode. The frequency phones run on won't conflict with the airplane shit. So I am tweeting this as we take off. I'll live Monday, September 14, 2015 3:34:13 PMTwitter for Android
Oh wait plane seatbelts protect you from turbulence? You ever ride the NYC subways? Shit's 95 times worse than turbulence. Monday, September 14, 2015 3:32:10 PMTwitter for Android
Good. Hope this hedge fund guy destroys them. Fuck Herbalife. I unfollowed someone for being obsessed with that shit http://t.co/rTBwOOUS4e Wednesday, September 09, 2015 11:28:25 AMTwitter for Android
Dafuq is Colbert doing right now? Selling Hummus and doing weird myth shit #cuncel Tuesday, September 08, 2015 11:52:40 PMTwitter for Android
My life is a joke. You can't even make this shit up Saturday, September 05, 2015 6:50:47 PMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway that was earlier. One showed up but holy shit the MTA is going to make me leave new york
In reply to @NYCTSubway's tweet
Wednesday, September 02, 2015 7:43:51 PMTwitter for Android
What the fuck @GooglePlay Music? Your playlists don't advance anymore? It's like Repeat-1 is stuck. Playing the same shit looping Tuesday, September 01, 2015 5:41:23 PMTwitter Web Client
I can't even take a shit here without someone looking for me Friday, August 28, 2015 10:37:31 AMTwitter Web Client
For real though. I thought Harlem was like being gentrified and shit by hipsters. Thought it was on the up and up. For sure not Monday, August 24, 2015 5:59:31 PMTwitter for Android
David Justice is probably talking shit about how I can't get his boo that he doesn't even realize I've gotten now. #fuckalexeybear Friday, August 21, 2015 12:36:11 AMTwitter for Android
David Justice is now talking shit about the pale girl with he black guy. Friday, August 21, 2015 12:30:18 AMTwitter for Android
EPA: "Welp, we were trying to clean up shit but instead we accidentally dumped 3 mil gallons into the river."

Assholes should go to prison 		Monday, August 10, 2015 9:39:59 AMTwitter Web Client
Why is this guy here every 5 mins with password problems?
If you can't figure out how to log into basic shit, you shouldn't work here.
Fired 		Tuesday, August 04, 2015 3:56:54 PMTwitter Web Client
This bitch ass client is doing data loads and woke me up because their piece of shit system has un-optimized code and our monitoring blows Wednesday, July 15, 2015 4:07:32 AMTwitter Web Client
SHIT SHIT SHIT http://t.co/PoVfQQPRiJ Sunday, July 05, 2015 1:02:36 PMTwitter Web Client
To the 24 y/o construction worker @ the bar who kept sayin he made 6 figures: Eat a dick. Some of us work our asses off for shit office jobs Tuesday, June 30, 2015 6:52:51 PMTwitter Web Client
Shit makes no sense
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, June 29, 2015 9:57:19 PMTwitter for Android
GoDaddy is a fucking piece of shit. Tried to leave them when they supported SOPA in the day, and their Admin Console is dick. Wednesday, June 24, 2015 10:30:54 AMTwitter Web Client
I have to take a huge shit and this meeting has ko end in sight. Thursday, June 18, 2015 4:17:15 PMTwitter for Android
I'm not giving some piece of shit no name bank my SSN. Youcan keep your fucking $100. Not worth my identity stolen. Fucking scammers. Tuesday, June 16, 2015 5:52:00 PMTwitter Web Client
Basically have a piece of plastic. No one ever buy this fucking Green Dot shit. I don't need to "register" it. Use AMEX gift cards instead. Tuesday, June 16, 2015 5:51:27 PMTwitter Web Client
My next phone might have a USB-C port!!! Fuck all this micro USB 2006 shit where they wear out and aren't reversible Thursday, June 11, 2015 1:23:39 AMTwitter for Android
Eat a dick dot info. I dont care how much I fuck up, at the end of the day Joe and Joe are the only people who can fix shit Tuesday, June 09, 2015 4:03:47 PMTwitter Web Client
This horse shit assed release is preventing like half of these motherfuckers from logging in. Let's focus on that and not how I fucked up Tuesday, June 09, 2015 2:27:48 PMTwitter Web Client
I might actually die in this cab. Didn't have fireball and this shit smells like fireball Wednesday, June 03, 2015 9:53:03 PMTwitter for Android
This city is going to shit with this moron https://t.co/WP3kx9TKCF Tuesday, June 02, 2015 5:45:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Oh. They pushed a bug about dialing 911. Who gives a shit about 911. I want Lollipop. Scratch that. Just give me an M dev build Tuesday, June 02, 2015 12:45:42 PMTwitter Web Client
See thing is New Relic is never fucking wrong and the idiot suits at my company use other horse shit alerting that is BS and always FALSE Sunday, May 31, 2015 2:56:21 AMTwitter Web Client
This is literally what we pay our designers hundreds of thousands to create. Fucking misspelled powerpoint 1998 shit http://t.co/qlXH1EygOE Friday, May 29, 2015 11:26:15 AMTwitter Web Client
Most senior asshole here getting shit on Friday, May 29, 2015 10:42:52 AMTwitter Web Client
Chrome Canary has been an unstable, buggy piece of shit lately Thursday, May 28, 2015 4:14:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Will you shut the fuck up? Under no circumstances is it acceptable to blabber for fucking 10 mins straight when I have shit to do. Thursday, May 28, 2015 1:51:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Bitch put the AC on in this cab. Too bougie for this hot sticky shit Thursday, May 28, 2015 12:58:05 AMTwitter for Android
The fact that I'm not at this shit means I work at a piece of shit fake wannabe startup. https://t.co/mJRh0u9DSn Thursday, May 28, 2015 12:35:18 AMTwitter for Android
The fuck do I agree to this shit for Thursday, May 28, 2015 12:04:43 AMTwitter for Android
Also, text selection is all fucked up in Chrome Canary. I know it's beta but it's usually been solid. Been shit lately. Tuesday, May 26, 2015 1:37:25 PMTwitter Web Client
This fucking shit in a tagged release branch doesn't even compile. Tuesday, May 26, 2015 11:48:14 AMTwitter Web Client
Kyle Hendricks/Jeff Locke both on my fantasy team facing each other this afternoon and they both pitched like shit. Couldn't even get one W Friday, May 15, 2015 6:10:22 PMTwitter Web Client
GOOD. IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT... Google Apparently Exploring A Design Revision For Hangouts Chrome App: http://t.co/z9SsID1108 Tuesday, May 05, 2015 11:54:42 AMTwitter Web Client
F- commute today on the 4/5 you fare raising pieces of shit @MTA Thursday, April 30, 2015 9:23:43 AMTwitter for Android
They always scream at the top of their lungs about the most politically incorrect bs when I'm trying to concentrate on this horse shit code Friday, April 24, 2015 4:45:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Delayed at 125th st because they can't figure out how to close the doors on this fuckin antique piece of shit @MetroNorth train Monday, April 13, 2015 8:07:50 AMTwitter for Android
Tomorrow is Thomas Jefferson's birthday, says Google Calendar. No one gives a shit. Sunday, April 12, 2015 4:00:21 PMTwitter Web Client
I actually can't read Barstool anymore because their redesign fucked everything. Busted RSS, missing articles. Shit's weak. Monday, March 16, 2015 2:43:21 AMTwitter Web Client
Why the fuck would EMC vCenter's "new" web portal use Adobe Flash? Shit's been dead for years. Bring back the standalone or use HTML5. Friday, March 13, 2015 5:17:37 PMTwitter Web Client
12k +14.4k people are fuckin hipster asshole Apple fanboy ignorants. If Apple released shit in a box, it'd sell out http://t.co/b2sCurW1R1 Monday, March 09, 2015 11:25:33 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu although any apple products were better than those two pieces of shit and I am not even a huge apple fan. Just realistic about tech
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, March 09, 2015 11:18:40 PMTwitter for Android
@Docent_Steve oh shit. I favorited this without looking at the picture first. Come onnnnn. Boylan's is delicious though.
In reply to @Docent_Steve's tweet
Monday, March 09, 2015 9:04:33 PMTwitter for Android
Shit. I'm a little toasted Thursday, March 05, 2015 4:58:30 PMTwitter Web Client
Now he's throwing shit onto the tracks Monday, March 02, 2015 8:36:25 PMTwitter for Android
Ticketmaster is such a piece of shit. Why can't you specify a different shipping address from a billing address. Friday, February 27, 2015 1:36:35 PMTwitter Web Client
I've got better shit to tweet about other than how my piece of shit third world time Warner goes out daily Friday, February 20, 2015 1:11:01 AMTwitter for Android
You cocksucker mother fuckin pieces of shit.DIE Friday, February 20, 2015 1:07:52 AMTwitter for Android
That time when biddies be saying my shit isn't deploying and they're so full of shit because it totally is deploying properly so blow me. Wednesday, February 18, 2015 1:30:33 PMTwitter Web Client
Not giving up shit for Lent. So damn stupid. I'm just going to stop being an asshole to people for 40 days. How bout them apples? Wednesday, February 18, 2015 1:00:30 PMTwitter Web Client
Explain to me why I should pay you this month when your shit is down all the time. @TWC_NYNJ Saturday, February 14, 2015 3:03:41 AMTwitter for Android
I had just about enough of @TWC_NYNJ's shit. Constant outages. What the fuck Saturday, February 14, 2015 3:01:25 AMTwitter for Android
My fucking time warner is out again. Cuntish piece of shit internet service unreliable as fuck @TWC_NYNJ die Saturday, February 14, 2015 2:39:38 AMTwitter for Android
@TWC_NYNJ worst piece of shit ISP ever. @VerizonFiOS come to Queens
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, February 14, 2015 2:34:58 AMTwitter for Android
@TWC_NYNJ get your fucking shit together. Last time it was out you said it wasn't an issue hut then it fixed itself so it was you suck
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, February 14, 2015 2:34:09 AMTwitter for Android
Why does the internet go out every day? @TWC_NYNJ every fucking day it goes out you pieces of shit. I wish I had FiOS here Saturday, February 14, 2015 2:27:37 AMTwitter for Android
🎵🎵 Gotta live, gotta live, gotta live
In shit town 🎵🎵 		Friday, February 13, 2015 3:44:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin Windows updates broke my Anyconnect VPN. Pieces of shit. Wednesday, February 11, 2015 12:46:48 PMTwitter Web Client
Beck is cool and shit but why weren't the foo fighters nominated for best rock album? Sunday, February 08, 2015 9:00:55 PMTwitter for Android
eat a dick with this oncall period. our shit is imploding and i've gotten bugged every day. suits running shit into the ground. end is nigh Saturday, February 07, 2015 11:57:32 PMTwitter Web Client
What in the actual fuck did Google Chrome do to the bookmarks manager in Chrome 40? Holy shit it's fugly. Wednesday, January 28, 2015 11:52:31 AMTwitter Web Client
Is anyone watching this game right now? Put on ESPN. This wizard of oz shit is killing me Monday, January 12, 2015 10:30:06 PMTwitter for Android
What's the nicest possible way to tell this project manager 1) shut the fuck up 2) I know how to fix this and you don't know shit so STFU. Monday, January 12, 2015 12:25:05 PMTwitter Web Client
Wrap scarves are silly pieces of shit. How am I supposed to tighten it around my face? Friday, January 09, 2015 8:05:05 AMTwitter for Android
GetGlue/TvTag Shutting Down? Good. Stopped using that shit when they started auto-tweeting self promo bullshit without my consent. Sunday, December 28, 2014 11:46:55 PMTwitter Web Client
Picking dog shit out of the grooves of my shoes. Not and ideal way to spend my Christmas Eve Wednesday, December 24, 2014 10:44:02 PMTwitter for Android
60 on Christmas Eve and 50s the next day? Fuck this global warming assed shit. Its supposed to snow on Christmas. Horse shit. Sunday, December 21, 2014 10:55:50 PMTwitter for Android
Brobama coming in strong lately. Didn't give a shit about him but now we're chillin with Cuba and he called Sony an asshole. Ok by me. Saturday, December 20, 2014 1:37:09 AMTwitter for Android
My new favorite way to describe bad UIs via @XtinaSchelin: "low-contrast unconsecrated dog shit" (on Skype's redesign)
In reply to @XtinaSchelin's tweet
Monday, December 08, 2014 11:21:31 AMTwitter Web Client
I can't even take a shit in this place and our platform starts fucking up Monday, December 08, 2014 11:19:18 AMTwitter Web Client
What the fuck is this shit. 10 mins late and the run a train 4 cars short. Shit is packed worse than a subway car #mta #metronorth Monday, December 08, 2014 8:13:26 AMTwitter for Android
OMG since when did Outlook Wem Mail (for exchange) get awesome? I remember it being a piece of shit back in '09 Monday, November 24, 2014 3:35:17 PMTwitter Web Client
[6:27:46 PM] i'm gonna go up there
[6:27:48 PM] shit on the floor
[6:27:51 PM] tell them to eat a dick
[6:27:52 PM] and walk out 		Thursday, November 13, 2014 9:53:23 AMTwitter Web Client
.@MTA the 4/5 is a piece of shit subway line. Raise the fares and then continue your shitty service assholes http://t.co/k92uqCL2mF Wednesday, November 12, 2014 6:39:29 PMTwitter for Android
If they showed puppies running up to returning vets during Stay, I would have lost my shit Tuesday, November 11, 2014 9:35:51 PMTwitter for Android
This bitch TSwift really needs to shut up about royalties and shit. Tired of seeing her everywhere. Friday, November 07, 2014 9:47:50 AMTwitter for Android
@portfolioso Dia de Los Muertos or whatever. They call it All Souls day or some shit if you're a holy Catholic.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, November 01, 2014 2:15:19 PMTwitter for Android