1538 results for shit — page 8 of 16, showing 701–800
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Oh. They pushed a bug about dialing 911. Who gives a shit about 911. I want Lollipop. Scratch that. Just give me an M dev build Tuesday, June 02, 2015 12:45:42 PMTwitter Web Client
See thing is New Relic is never fucking wrong and the idiot suits at my company use other horse shit alerting that is BS and always FALSE Sunday, May 31, 2015 2:56:21 AMTwitter Web Client
This is literally what we pay our designers hundreds of thousands to create. Fucking misspelled powerpoint 1998 shit http://t.co/qlXH1EygOE Friday, May 29, 2015 11:26:15 AMTwitter Web Client
Most senior asshole here getting shit on Friday, May 29, 2015 10:42:52 AMTwitter Web Client
Chrome Canary has been an unstable, buggy piece of shit lately Thursday, May 28, 2015 4:14:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Will you shut the fuck up? Under no circumstances is it acceptable to blabber for fucking 10 mins straight when I have shit to do. Thursday, May 28, 2015 1:51:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Bitch put the AC on in this cab. Too bougie for this hot sticky shit Thursday, May 28, 2015 12:58:05 AMTwitter for Android
The fact that I'm not at this shit means I work at a piece of shit fake wannabe startup. https://t.co/mJRh0u9DSn Thursday, May 28, 2015 12:35:18 AMTwitter for Android
The fuck do I agree to this shit for Thursday, May 28, 2015 12:04:43 AMTwitter for Android
Also, text selection is all fucked up in Chrome Canary. I know it's beta but it's usually been solid. Been shit lately. Tuesday, May 26, 2015 1:37:25 PMTwitter Web Client
This fucking shit in a tagged release branch doesn't even compile. Tuesday, May 26, 2015 11:48:14 AMTwitter Web Client
Kyle Hendricks/Jeff Locke both on my fantasy team facing each other this afternoon and they both pitched like shit. Couldn't even get one W Friday, May 15, 2015 6:10:22 PMTwitter Web Client
GOOD. IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT... Google Apparently Exploring A Design Revision For Hangouts Chrome App: http://t.co/z9SsID1108 Tuesday, May 05, 2015 11:54:42 AMTwitter Web Client
F- commute today on the 4/5 you fare raising pieces of shit @MTA Thursday, April 30, 2015 9:23:43 AMTwitter for Android
They always scream at the top of their lungs about the most politically incorrect bs when I'm trying to concentrate on this horse shit code Friday, April 24, 2015 4:45:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Delayed at 125th st because they can't figure out how to close the doors on this fuckin antique piece of shit @MetroNorth train Monday, April 13, 2015 8:07:50 AMTwitter for Android
Tomorrow is Thomas Jefferson's birthday, says Google Calendar. No one gives a shit. Sunday, April 12, 2015 4:00:21 PMTwitter Web Client
I actually can't read Barstool anymore because their redesign fucked everything. Busted RSS, missing articles. Shit's weak. Monday, March 16, 2015 2:43:21 AMTwitter Web Client
Why the fuck would EMC vCenter's "new" web portal use Adobe Flash? Shit's been dead for years. Bring back the standalone or use HTML5. Friday, March 13, 2015 5:17:37 PMTwitter Web Client
12k +14.4k people are fuckin hipster asshole Apple fanboy ignorants. If Apple released shit in a box, it'd sell out http://t.co/b2sCurW1R1 Monday, March 09, 2015 11:25:33 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu although any apple products were better than those two pieces of shit and I am not even a huge apple fan. Just realistic about tech
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, March 09, 2015 11:18:40 PMTwitter for Android
@Docent_Steve oh shit. I favorited this without looking at the picture first. Come onnnnn. Boylan's is delicious though.
In reply to @Docent_Steve's tweet
Monday, March 09, 2015 9:04:33 PMTwitter for Android
Shit. I'm a little toasted Thursday, March 05, 2015 4:58:30 PMTwitter Web Client
Now he's throwing shit onto the tracks Monday, March 02, 2015 8:36:25 PMTwitter for Android
Ticketmaster is such a piece of shit. Why can't you specify a different shipping address from a billing address. Friday, February 27, 2015 1:36:35 PMTwitter Web Client
I've got better shit to tweet about other than how my piece of shit third world time Warner goes out daily Friday, February 20, 2015 1:11:01 AMTwitter for Android
You cocksucker mother fuckin pieces of shit.DIE Friday, February 20, 2015 1:07:52 AMTwitter for Android
That time when biddies be saying my shit isn't deploying and they're so full of shit because it totally is deploying properly so blow me. Wednesday, February 18, 2015 1:30:33 PMTwitter Web Client
Not giving up shit for Lent. So damn stupid. I'm just going to stop being an asshole to people for 40 days. How bout them apples? Wednesday, February 18, 2015 1:00:30 PMTwitter Web Client
Explain to me why I should pay you this month when your shit is down all the time. @TWC_NYNJ Saturday, February 14, 2015 3:03:41 AMTwitter for Android
I had just about enough of @TWC_NYNJ's shit. Constant outages. What the fuck Saturday, February 14, 2015 3:01:25 AMTwitter for Android
My fucking time warner is out again. Cuntish piece of shit internet service unreliable as fuck @TWC_NYNJ die Saturday, February 14, 2015 2:39:38 AMTwitter for Android
@TWC_NYNJ worst piece of shit ISP ever. @VerizonFiOS come to Queens
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, February 14, 2015 2:34:58 AMTwitter for Android
@TWC_NYNJ get your fucking shit together. Last time it was out you said it wasn't an issue hut then it fixed itself so it was you suck
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, February 14, 2015 2:34:09 AMTwitter for Android
Why does the internet go out every day? @TWC_NYNJ every fucking day it goes out you pieces of shit. I wish I had FiOS here Saturday, February 14, 2015 2:27:37 AMTwitter for Android
🎵🎵 Gotta live, gotta live, gotta live
In shit town 🎵🎵 		Friday, February 13, 2015 3:44:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin Windows updates broke my Anyconnect VPN. Pieces of shit. Wednesday, February 11, 2015 12:46:48 PMTwitter Web Client
Beck is cool and shit but why weren't the foo fighters nominated for best rock album? Sunday, February 08, 2015 9:00:55 PMTwitter for Android
eat a dick with this oncall period. our shit is imploding and i've gotten bugged every day. suits running shit into the ground. end is nigh Saturday, February 07, 2015 11:57:32 PMTwitter Web Client
What in the actual fuck did Google Chrome do to the bookmarks manager in Chrome 40? Holy shit it's fugly. Wednesday, January 28, 2015 11:52:31 AMTwitter Web Client
Is anyone watching this game right now? Put on ESPN. This wizard of oz shit is killing me Monday, January 12, 2015 10:30:06 PMTwitter for Android
What's the nicest possible way to tell this project manager 1) shut the fuck up 2) I know how to fix this and you don't know shit so STFU. Monday, January 12, 2015 12:25:05 PMTwitter Web Client
Wrap scarves are silly pieces of shit. How am I supposed to tighten it around my face? Friday, January 09, 2015 8:05:05 AMTwitter for Android
GetGlue/TvTag Shutting Down? Good. Stopped using that shit when they started auto-tweeting self promo bullshit without my consent. Sunday, December 28, 2014 11:46:55 PMTwitter Web Client
Picking dog shit out of the grooves of my shoes. Not and ideal way to spend my Christmas Eve Wednesday, December 24, 2014 10:44:02 PMTwitter for Android
60 on Christmas Eve and 50s the next day? Fuck this global warming assed shit. Its supposed to snow on Christmas. Horse shit. Sunday, December 21, 2014 10:55:50 PMTwitter for Android
Brobama coming in strong lately. Didn't give a shit about him but now we're chillin with Cuba and he called Sony an asshole. Ok by me. Saturday, December 20, 2014 1:37:09 AMTwitter for Android
My new favorite way to describe bad UIs via @XtinaSchelin: "low-contrast unconsecrated dog shit" (on Skype's redesign)
In reply to @XtinaSchelin's tweet
Monday, December 08, 2014 11:21:31 AMTwitter Web Client
I can't even take a shit in this place and our platform starts fucking up Monday, December 08, 2014 11:19:18 AMTwitter Web Client
What the fuck is this shit. 10 mins late and the run a train 4 cars short. Shit is packed worse than a subway car #mta #metronorth Monday, December 08, 2014 8:13:26 AMTwitter for Android
OMG since when did Outlook Wem Mail (for exchange) get awesome? I remember it being a piece of shit back in '09 Monday, November 24, 2014 3:35:17 PMTwitter Web Client
[6:27:46 PM] i'm gonna go up there
[6:27:48 PM] shit on the floor
[6:27:51 PM] tell them to eat a dick
[6:27:52 PM] and walk out 		Thursday, November 13, 2014 9:53:23 AMTwitter Web Client
.@MTA the 4/5 is a piece of shit subway line. Raise the fares and then continue your shitty service assholes http://t.co/k92uqCL2mF Wednesday, November 12, 2014 6:39:29 PMTwitter for Android
If they showed puppies running up to returning vets during Stay, I would have lost my shit Tuesday, November 11, 2014 9:35:51 PMTwitter for Android
This bitch TSwift really needs to shut up about royalties and shit. Tired of seeing her everywhere. Friday, November 07, 2014 9:47:50 AMTwitter for Android
@portfolioso Dia de Los Muertos or whatever. They call it All Souls day or some shit if you're a holy Catholic.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, November 01, 2014 2:15:19 PMTwitter for Android
"[4:49:57 PM]: no, they are a pair of fucking black panties on top of my toothbrush and shit" Friday, October 31, 2014 4:51:20 PMTwitter Web Client
Shit I'm gettin hammered tonight Saturday, October 25, 2014 10:49:51 PMTwitter for Android
SOUND THE ALARMS. I DELETED iamabanana.txt from our prod servers and our OSSEC shit went wild. Panic ensued. http://t.co/ri8M8EYA1g Monday, October 20, 2014 11:29:07 AMTwitter Web Client
Hyper-V is the worst piece of shit hypervisor there is. The management of it is the most convoluted Wednesday, October 08, 2014 3:28:04 PMTwitter Web Client
To the bird that took a shit on my window screen... Screw you Tuesday, October 07, 2014 9:31:22 PMTwitter for Android
We've got this Selenium guy who just cant fucking write tests that work for shit. So. Many. False. Positives. Bro get your life together. Friday, September 19, 2014 5:22:32 PMTwitter Web Client
Shit the Dandys are in Brooklyn tonight. I must see them Friday, September 19, 2014 1:38:08 PMTwitter for Android
Haters gon hate, but this is GOOD SHIT http://t.co/vvdRiSyJgV Wednesday, August 27, 2014 10:29:13 PMTwitter Web Client
Buffer zone, people. If there are other empty stalls don't come shit right next to me asshole Friday, August 15, 2014 3:01:39 PMTwitter for Android
I just editited the db for my twitter app and probably broke it. #shit Wednesday, August 13, 2014 10:40:00 PMTwitter for Android
Shit. Just watched a Stephen Hawking documentary and now I 100% understand the concept of traveling forward in time Wednesday, August 13, 2014 10:26:53 PMTwitter for Android
Shit. Someone's getting arrested tonight Monday, July 28, 2014 9:39:32 PMTwitter for Android
Time Warner speeds dropped. They say I have signal loss. The fuck. They rewired my shit 3 months ago. Fuckers Tuesday, July 22, 2014 8:33:29 AMTwitter Web Client
When I pointed the DB connection to nothing, it fixed it. For fuck's sake our app is such a piece of shit. Sunday, July 20, 2014 11:27:47 PMTwitter Web Client
Google sucks. Why is it god damn impossible to find the video manager on youtube? Where is the shit I uploaded assholes? Saturday, July 19, 2014 2:34:10 AMTwitter Web Client
Protip: Do not watch this video at work and expect NOT to lose your shit in hysteric fits... https://t.co/MRPWdUnBpj Thursday, July 17, 2014 9:06:54 AMTwitter Web Client
Note to anyone who wakes me up for a non prod incident: Don't do it or I'll shit on your desk Wednesday, July 16, 2014 10:20:39 AMTwitter Web Client
I can't even make this shit up. People like that make six figures. Tuesday, July 08, 2014 10:58:14 PMTwitter for Android
OK. What kind of African fabric does Old Navy use. My shit doesn't glow in the dark? Fuck off $4 piece of shit shirt http://t.co/QbZcn4lv7r Sunday, July 06, 2014 4:58:57 PMTwitter for Android
Fixed my cousin's dead hard drive by putting it in the freezer LIKE A BOSS. For real, that shit actually works (pending it's not an SSD) Sunday, July 06, 2014 10:39:53 AMTwitter Web Client
Holy shit. Look at the moon. Mars is like a centimeter above it. Saturday, July 05, 2014 9:37:10 PMTwitter for Android
I am SO tempted to send this dev dude Jay a bug ticket and at the end be like "That shit cray. Ain't it Jay?" Wednesday, July 02, 2014 11:29:16 AMTwitter Web Client
Gotta love the wit and wisdom of @XtinaSchelin. I love when I see ridiculous shit in Active Directory http://t.co/oQkILIPizv Wednesday, July 02, 2014 11:25:41 AMTwitter Web Client
We are going to have a generation of ignorami if moron politicians who believe in creationist shit make laws to teach idiot common core math Monday, June 30, 2014 1:28:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Black keys are on so I'm taking a shot. Not their pussy ass new album tho. Good old shit Thursday, June 26, 2014 9:41:23 PMTwitter for Android
The Windows command line is fucking convoluted. https://t.co/odTrJlwuhS Shit takes like .5 seconds in Python or bash Thursday, June 26, 2014 1:40:22 PMTwitter Web Client
Dude. That's the biggest tap handle I've ever seen. You can't even deep throat that shit Wednesday, June 18, 2014 7:49:25 PMTwitter for Android
Our software's such a piece of shit this infographic went out in the weekly round up. I kid you not... http://t.co/2IW0NsUlBd Monday, June 16, 2014 9:49:02 AMTwitter Web Client
If there's one thing I'm good at, it's holding my boys back from beating the shit outta someone. No ones getting by me son Wednesday, June 11, 2014 10:38:21 PMTwitter for Android
If I submit this to our piece of shit ticketing system, you think anyone will even read this? Work with incompetents http://t.co/x6Fya9zY4n Monday, June 02, 2014 5:29:05 PMTwitter Web Client
How do I filter iOS 8 shit out of my news reader because I don't give a fuck Monday, June 02, 2014 3:20:42 PMTwitter Web Client
O shit. Yanks are on? $3 Coors Lights? Never going back to the office. Wednesday, May 21, 2014 2:46:36 PMTwitter for Android
Foo Fighters are putting all their shit on SoundCloud. Yeah DAVE. (PS I buy foo records, so whatever) https://t.co/pf3lfnX74j Tuesday, May 20, 2014 5:19:47 PMTwitter Web Client
Shit. We just did a lit of fireball Saturday, May 17, 2014 2:37:53 PMTwitter for Android
Bubble Butt.. This is some beyond twerking shit Friday, May 16, 2014 11:35:06 PMTwitter for Android
Our shit has been down all night and look at all the fucks I give. Maybe it'll give McGivern a heart attack. Friday, May 16, 2014 10:39:05 PMTwitter for Android
Get a load of this piece of shit Yankee team Tuesday, May 13, 2014 8:40:06 PMTwitter for Android
Not to be a cocky asshole or anything, but when I actually ran shit in this joint instead of the idiot suits, the shit hit the fan less. Monday, May 12, 2014 4:51:42 PMTwitter Web Client
Beatsie boys are on. Reminds me of the co founder COO we fired like assholes because he was the shit and now they should crash and burn Sunday, May 11, 2014 1:18:18 AMTwitter for Android
I can go for a McChicken right now. Can I get that shit on seamless stat? Friday, May 09, 2014 1:31:12 AMTwitter for Android
Our systems such a piece of shit, I have a buddy on support that just renames un deletable services to z do not book Monday, May 05, 2014 11:26:54 PMTwitter for Android
Pls explain how I just shit out corn kernels I ate 4 hours ago... Sunday, May 04, 2014 11:25:26 PMTwitter for Android
What pisses me off is fuckin hipsters with iPhones. iPhones are mainstream. This is the shit that isn't: http://t.co/IWKNRSi5fq Sunday, May 04, 2014 11:12:04 PMTwitter for Android
Shit. Am I on call tonight? Wednesday, April 30, 2014 9:54:37 PMTwitter for Android