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Not that anyone's working during the plague, but let's just stop my complex scripts I'm focusing on to show a new engineer how to do basic shit in ansible

NBD. My shit can slip and I can look like an asshole while I train new people on basic shit like logging into shit 		Thursday, March 12, 2020 2:03:12 PMTwitter Web App
I had enough of this shit Wednesday, March 11, 2020 10:35:23 PMTwitter for Android
Is this shit satire, or serious? If it's true, I'm'a live to be a million! Going to have to disagree with it though. Being an asshole sucks

https://t.co/pCOUWRh5xu 		Wednesday, March 11, 2020 12:39:51 AMTwitter Web App
One of the engineers on my team is on my shit list because he gave another teammate an IG photo cred for a photo I took and shared with the team.

Then he took last min vacation to go skiing and dumped his workload on me.

Fucking guy 		Saturday, March 07, 2020 8:15:39 AMTwitter for Android
Working on some legacy piece of shit script for work and some engineer included a 71 line batch file to get yesterday's date. If you do this, you should be permanently banned from the tech industry.

CHRIST SAKES THAT'S A ONE LINER IN POWERSHELL 		Friday, March 06, 2020 1:39:49 PMTwitter Web App
Wow. These new R trains have RATCHET lighting. Totally harshing the mellow. I miss the old shit boxes that were dim @NYCTSubway Thursday, February 27, 2020 9:49:59 PMTwitter for Android
The #pixel4 has such a piece of shit battery that I killed it to 0 from 100% THREE times in one day. How is this possible in the year of our Lord 2020?

$1000 for this shit. @madebygoogle and @rosterloh should be fucking ashamed of themselves 		Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:23:16 AMTwitter for Android
Oh right... They'd throw me in jail and fine the shit out of me.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, February 19, 2020 6:28:58 AMTwitter for Android
No fucking shit. Only snow I've seen all winter was one dusting and January is almost over. The fuck. I love snow

https://t.co/8ronM6h3xa 		Friday, January 24, 2020 12:57:34 PMTwitter Web App
On the backend, whenever it can't find an account, they throw and exception in code, which logs as a 500. Our monitoring picks that shit up. Third night in a row I was paged for no reason.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, January 24, 2020 1:43:23 AMTwitter for Android
Phone battery is constantly at 15%. My electricity is out because @AEPOhio uses scotch tape to keep the lines up and my daughter ate my USB cable so it's wet and now my phone can't even charge

Thanks @madebygoogle for giving the Pixel 4 a completely useless piece of shit battery https://t.co/jY7SAdOgZy 		Monday, December 30, 2019 7:46:36 AMTwitter for Android
I mean, I hate Facebook and they're evil, but you can't have the government interfering in this shit. What do they mean no competition? There's Google chat (messages/Hangouts), iMessage, Keybase... There are other options.

https://t.co/Njkw3srDC8 		Friday, December 13, 2019 9:16:10 AMTwitter for Android
I just went outside to get something real quick and stepped in dog shit in my new slippers and I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW Saturday, November 30, 2019 12:45:34 AMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle Get your damn priorities straight. I love astronomy, but I don't give a shit about taking a 5 min star photo when my phone dies in 4 -5 hours
In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet
Saturday, November 30, 2019 12:23:14 AMTwitter for Android
@bjornwallman @madebygoogle Battery life is garbage. An absolute embarrassment if a phone. Upgraded from a pixel 2 because it's battery wore out and this is just as bad. I want a class action lawsuit! Spent over $900 and the shit doesn't last 5 hours
In reply to @bjornwallman's tweet
Saturday, November 30, 2019 12:09:06 AMTwitter for Android
#BlackFriday isn't worth my time, aggravation, traffic, and lines. I do not need anything badly enough to deal with all that shit. People literally die in stampedes. It's like the NYC subways in there - no regard for human life. I don't need that crap
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, November 28, 2019 10:23:31 PMTwitter for Android
Christianity: Jeebus would have been worried about what bathrooms people identified with.

https://t.co/0xu7nDZRjC

Fuck out of here with this hate group. Even Scientologists, whi are batshit crazy and believe in cult alien shit, don't go around discriminating 		Wednesday, November 27, 2019 10:55:01 AMTwitter for Android
Doesn't @GooglePlayMusic have NYC based engineers? Does anyone test the fact that the app works like shit on the subway with poor connectivity?

Even offline mode doesn't load. https://t.co/DBvJrIvS3a 		Thursday, November 14, 2019 8:39:14 AMTwitter for Android
What kind of asshole pays money for this shit. Take this goddamn sign down. #loveislove

Keep your shitty opinions to yourself. I don't care who gets married to who. https://t.co/1ebGeKpyLB 		Sunday, November 10, 2019 4:41:56 PMTwitter for Android
Funny how good @niantic is at collecting location data when you're not playing the game... When I am playing the game, the location detection is SHIT

https://t.co/CsHFWpuNWS 		Friday, October 18, 2019 9:52:33 AMTwitter for Android
The 2019 New York Yankees, folks. For a team that has 103 wins, they played shit baseball the last few weeks. No fire at all to get through the postseason. They should forfeit

https://t.co/pJeChG3Uzn 		Sunday, September 29, 2019 9:41:59 PMTwitter Web App
@RockNationRadio @toto99com @capitoltheatre @stevelukather @shemvonschroeck @dashlrow $9.50 to the piece of shit @MTA to drive over a goddamn bridge
In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet
Saturday, September 28, 2019 12:17:49 PMTwitter for Android
Android auto is a buggy piece of shit Saturday, September 28, 2019 12:15:21 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking Apple. Thinks they're hot shit removing the fingerprint scanner. Then Google decided to copy this idiot idea. Then they're going to add it back? Fuckers.

https://t.co/PE4NVohy8Z 		Thursday, September 05, 2019 8:19:27 AMTwitter for Android
Android Auto and Waze are the two biggest piece of shit apps going. Do better fuckssake Saturday, August 31, 2019 9:32:27 AMTwitter for Android
Nice update, Android Auto you buggy piece of shit. Nice to know I'm driving through the goddamn fairgrounds https://t.co/pLIg4CkJKn Saturday, August 24, 2019 6:36:56 PMTwitter for Android
I'd lose my testicles if they weren't attached. Fucks sake. That'd be my hell. Me losing things and continually looking for them for eternity

Screen me for dementia or some shit 		Monday, August 19, 2019 9:40:53 PMTwitter for Android
Ripping their shirts off and shit like that...
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, August 09, 2019 10:36:05 PMTwitter for Android
Abysmal home/away detection... Always says I'm home when I'm not...

Weird crap all the time.

Rick Osterloh needs to come in a kick everyone at nest labs in the ass and make this shit better
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, August 07, 2019 3:06:22 AMTwitter for Android
This Nest is a gimmicky piece of shit product. Doesn't even maintain the setpoint. Why did it ever let it get to 73 and not call for AC when the setpoint is 72? Their support STINKS. Entry level a crap. https://t.co/Oageccv4YA Wednesday, August 07, 2019 2:57:50 AMTwitter for Android
@EPA Andrew Wheeler is a fucking disgrace. Anyone who voted not to ban this shit should have it sprayed on their children and see what happens. Maybe it'll eliminate idiots from the gene pool.

https://t.co/jHVj72PA6M 		Sunday, July 21, 2019 2:47:06 PMTwitter for Android
Who gives two shits about a goddamn bezel? Notches are idiotic, speaker bumps are idiotic, and that rounded corners shit Samsung does is idiotic.

https://t.co/203LK8xPNi 		Sunday, July 21, 2019 1:31:26 AMTwitter for Android
Whoever over at Google works on Chrome's password manager are a bunch of goddamn incompetent assholes. How can you not determine the difference between two subdomains? I locked my accounts out like 95 times because of this shit Monday, June 24, 2019 4:01:26 PMTwitter Web Client
Every couple years you need to buy a new belt. The fuck kind of shit is that about? Why is it so expensive? Is the sound quality really that good? There are $100 turntables with speed levers and auto-return arms.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, June 11, 2019 11:23:40 AMTwitter Web App
Orbit turntables are overpriced pieces of shit. $350 and it doesn't even have an auto-returning arm. You can't even change the speed without dicking around with the external belt, which stretches out and renders the whole thing useless Tuesday, June 11, 2019 11:23:40 AMTwitter Web App
Do better, Ohio. We need to get these intolerant assholes the fuck outta hea. Cut this shit out canceling harmless events and making. Haters hating for no reason https://t.co/YOIdVk8uW1 Sunday, June 02, 2019 2:35:25 AMTwitter for Android
This is so New York Shitty. MTA guy literally had to shit and couldn't find a clean shitter so a handful of lines got delayed during rush hour. #prayfornyc https://t.co/yFySbHYT9x Friday, May 17, 2019 4:17:37 PMTwitter for Android
Shit. Gotta go back to work. I'm fuckin goooooooddd right now. Jesus. Tuesday, May 14, 2019 3:04:07 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ, @MikeDeWine. You're going to force this this poor 11 year old rape victim to give birth to this rapist piece of shit's child? Deny her of a proper childhood and teen years because some shithead raped her against her will? Get the Fuck lost

https://t.co/uifIcrkjkc 		Monday, May 13, 2019 10:47:06 PMTwitter for Android
Last fucking time I buy SHIT off an Instagram ad. Never seen more garbage dumpster companies selling such low quality shit and no regard for customer service. Fucking Facebook. They ruin everything. Instagram used to be decent Wednesday, May 01, 2019 5:05:35 PMTwitter Web Client
"the benefits that glyphosate confers to growers outweigh the geographically limited risks to non-target organisms."

Translation: It'll give tons of people cancer but we don't give a shit. We don't care about human lives and would rather yield healthier crops"
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, May 01, 2019 3:00:49 AMTwitter for Android
Wow, this fuckin guy really let himself go. Aged like shit in just 5 years. Guess this is what happens when you're a terrorist asshole living in a cave in some shithole https://t.co/FxqzCkxpWu Monday, April 29, 2019 5:56:08 PMTwitter Web Client
Centos7 can suck it with their antique yum packages. "Stability" my ass I want the latest.

Shit just works in Ubuntu. Everything's the goddamn runaround getting it working in CentOS 		Sunday, April 28, 2019 3:54:29 PMTwitter for Android
@dunkindonuts would never pull this shit. Need to open up more locations in my area because I'm mad at Starbucks.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, April 19, 2019 2:29:03 AMTwitter for Android
For fucks sake. If I would have started Peralta in the outfield instead of garbage Nimmo on the shit ass Mets, I would have won fantasy baseball this week. Sunday, March 31, 2019 8:09:22 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck this shit.. we need to ban glypohosate NOW https://t.co/h5T6GwWgkU Saturday, March 23, 2019 4:51:17 AMTwitter for Android
I didn't sign to for this shit
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, March 22, 2019 1:00:13 AMTwitter for Android
Carbon monoxide you dumb shit... It's like going to sleep. Problem solved. @MikeDeWine

DeWine not sure Ohio can come up with a constitutional execution method https://t.co/ET96xeb3EB 		Sunday, March 17, 2019 1:34:27 AMTwitter for Android
@Android are you guys serious with Android Q's ugly ass black notch cutout in screenshots? Fix that shit before it gets released Saturday, March 16, 2019 8:29:32 AMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump Remove the tariffs you stupid asshole. All the shit I bought from China on Amazon in August is now $5-15 more per item.
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Sunday, February 24, 2019 7:27:01 PMTwitter for Android
This guy is so full of shit. Translation: "I don't like the gays. Oh shit my daughter called me out. Oops it was a mistake! I love the gays. Jeebus told me to love thy neighbor"

https://t.co/dNgiz6TDR7 		Sunday, February 24, 2019 12:17:01 AMTwitter for Android
TurboTax, are you SERIOUS? Donate $3 to the Presidential Campaign fund? Fuck outta hea. Motherfuckers already have pacs. I'm not paying the shit ass government any extra money.

1) The president is an asshole
2) I owe $4000 in taxes b/c my withholdings got fucked up

#eatadick https://t.co/0rXKFyhaEU 		Thursday, February 21, 2019 12:32:15 AMTwitter Web Client
Beautiful, clean coal for these dumb inbreds who voted for the asshole who is responsible for deregulating this shit: https://t.co/dYX0TaST1v Wednesday, February 13, 2019 12:31:26 PMTwitter Web Client
Shocking. I assumed Trump and Fox News were racists who defended this kind of behavior. Bet he wouldn't have given a shit if the VA governor wasnt a Democrat tho

https://t.co/2IX9EOnDdy 		Sunday, February 03, 2019 2:26:44 AMTwitter for Android
Now I know why old people can't be bothered with this shit
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, January 17, 2019 1:50:47 AMTwitter for Android
I spent an ungodly am amount of money on fuckin LED Christmas lights and now that I'm putting them away, half the sets half light up. Fucking pieces of shit Thursday, January 17, 2019 1:45:42 AMTwitter for Android
EPA: "How dare they appoint this Nancy Pelosi liberal to give us shit for how we're hurting everyone by allowing more pollution!"

https://t.co/WR9xqfujQ6 		Monday, December 31, 2018 3:22:09 AMTwitter Web Client
Shame on you for campaigning for Net Neutrality here: https://t.co/1dy3BCijkK

And then deleting that page after getting paid by ISPs. Money talks. Shit walks. You are CROOKED
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, December 12, 2018 1:19:37 PMTwitter for Android
Bunch of dumb motherfuckers over at the @EPA relaxing coal regulations. Fuck coal, that's some 1800s shit. Can we promote greener energy in 2018 for fucks sake? Sunday, December 09, 2018 10:17:08 AMTwitter for Android
The fuck wants to open new coal plants? What a bunch of dumb bastards. It's almost 2019. That's some 1800s shit https://t.co/YsUaFJmdQU Thursday, December 06, 2018 9:44:40 AMTwitter for Android
Hey Google this bug is back again you dumb motherfuckers. Doesn't anyone test this shit? Android auto is completely unusable.

https://t.co/Gpsq6Dkv9e 		Friday, November 23, 2018 1:00:24 AMTwitter for Android
Freddy brought over the idiotic Juul like we're in friggin high school. I'm too old for this shit Sunday, November 18, 2018 8:28:26 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: "The Microsoft Surfacebook Is a Piece of Shit" Rant of the Century https://t.co/jiHgSpxJIG Thursday, November 01, 2018 1:07:15 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Fucking Microsoft and it's Windows 10 updates 1) Deleting people's files 2) Intel pushing bad audio drivers through Windows updates

Why? They are more concerned with stupid fucking features like 3D paint.

Get the fuck out of here. Will you assholes release stable shit?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, October 29, 2018 1:35:11 AMTwitter for Android
Everything is shit. No one tests anything. Blatantly obvious bugs preventing things from working. Fire everyone .
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, October 29, 2018 1:31:45 AMTwitter for Android
Technology is goddamn infuriating. Everything is a buggy piece of shit. Nothing works right. Product owners are overpaid assholes who add useless features and don't focus on a smooth experience Monday, October 29, 2018 1:28:51 AMTwitter for Android
Spectrum is SO full of shit with their 100MBPS default tier. After getting my signal checked and rewiring, the best they can deliver is 85MBPS and after many escalations, it's just accepted that it's the best they can do, even though a few weeks ago it was 115MBPS consistently Wednesday, October 17, 2018 9:57:30 AMTwitter Web Client
Microsoft's outside their gd minds. No USB-C? Surfacebook 1 has shit firmware and takes 10 mins to boot and it sucks at DPI scaling. Piece of shit Lenovos are more modern and msft calls this a flagship? Shame

https://t.co/4UKcGdVsEN 		Sunday, September 30, 2018 3:05:39 PMTwitter for Android
Hey @MetroNorth these GCT outbound trains are spaced out like absolute shit. You are all idiots. Keep raising those fares and cutting trains though! https://t.co/vugI1uM9Cw Monday, September 24, 2018 11:16:55 PMTwitter for Android
Google Chrome is a piece of shit browser. It's fucking slow. It's a memory hog. Boy how it's gotten shitty in 10 years. it sucks at HighDPI support on windows. Both Firefox and Edge are faster.

@googlechrome FUCKING DO BETTER 		Wednesday, September 05, 2018 1:28:19 PMTwitter Web Client
The fact that Azure doesn't offer native CentOS 7 VMs is fucking baffling. It's 2018. I'm dealing with legacy 6.x shit. Wednesday, August 29, 2018 10:59:03 AMTwitter Web Client
See, here's my issue with this opener for Live and Counting Crows... Why you players need a MacBook on stage to make music? They didn't have that shit in the 90s. Come onnnn Sunday, August 26, 2018 6:51:49 PMTwitter for Android
@NewYorkStateAG 👍. Hey @EPA - go fuck yourselves for permitting the use of this shit!
In reply to @NewYorkStateAG's tweet
Thursday, August 09, 2018 11:06:31 PMTwitter for Android
Microsoft's REST API to manage their Azure API Management service, is SO convoluted, even using Microsoft's powershell.

Fuckssake what a piece of shit. 		Tuesday, August 07, 2018 12:15:37 AMTwitter Web Client
HOLY SHIT! ANOTHER TOWEL RACK!!!11 I MUST BUY THIS HOUSE https://t.co/cesk6plQr1 Saturday, July 28, 2018 1:34:45 AMTwitter Web Client
Are these people fucking for real with this listing photo? Your house is garbage and your photo is garbage. What makes you think this shit will sell your house. Idiot https://t.co/mu7LK7iNaj Saturday, July 28, 2018 1:33:11 AMTwitter Web Client
Ever since @googlechrome enabled this site isolation shit, the browser is laggy AF and I even have a surfacebook. Suck it @intel with your shitty processor design. We're regressing here instead of advancing Tuesday, July 17, 2018 12:45:09 AMTwitter Web Client
I just had a disaster recovery exercise go horribly wrong in production because Azure is a piece of shit to manage.

I have a raging headache, and now I have to explain this fucking shit. Gonna be a wonderful Monday. 		Monday, July 09, 2018 2:24:59 AMTwitter Web Client
FYI: @zoho @servicedeskplus is a dumpster fire piece of shit system Friday, July 06, 2018 11:59:14 AMTwitter Web Client
Now that we're an Office 365 shop, let me be clear how much of a piece of shit Skype for Business is Wednesday, June 27, 2018 9:55:43 AMTwitter Web Client
Hey @Google. Will you players stop putting this resting bitch face in my feed? I'm tired of seeing this miserable woman there 24/7. No one needs to see that nasty shit https://t.co/jHui5uWMdE Tuesday, June 26, 2018 11:03:52 PMTwitter for Android
It's a common sense issue. It's a greedy evil isp trying to fuck over consumers issue. Not partisan shit. This country sux
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, May 17, 2018 4:41:02 PMTwitter for Android
Yeah this guys' fulla shit. Weed doesn't work like that

https://t.co/WuErbQ5EhE 		Thursday, May 17, 2018 12:22:44 PMTwitter for Android
The Slack Windows 10 app is a piece of shit Wednesday, May 16, 2018 12:48:54 PMTwitter Web Client
Now someone shit the train... This one time, I am innocent of the ripass Tuesday, May 15, 2018 10:15:35 PMTwitter for Android
This is hilarious. He's like "These alleged leaks are bs made up by fake news to make me look a fool. But leakers are bad and I'll find them and fire them, because like, it's true and shit" https://t.co/rhKm2wjiTN Tuesday, May 15, 2018 1:31:10 AMTwitter for Android
Good. Fuckkk this guy. He should get the death penalty for this shit. I get 5 spoofed calls per day

https://t.co/244xsLO3V7 		Friday, May 11, 2018 11:52:23 AMTwitter for Android
Oh shit they were hustling for money. Saturday, April 21, 2018 5:40:16 PMTwitter for Android
Just got paged with a server alert. No longer annoyed now that the new company actually pays overtime for this shit. Tuesday, April 10, 2018 2:20:25 AMTwitter Web Client
Why do morons shit in the stall right next to you when there's an open buffer stall available. #fuckssake Monday, April 02, 2018 12:48:04 PMTwitter for Android
Nest's algorithm to give you a leaf is SO full of shit. They reward you leaves for leaving your house and auto-setting your HVAC to eco mode, but the days I ran the least heat, I didn't get a leaf? Wat? https://t.co/uaCxHhKsWZ Saturday, March 17, 2018 3:11:40 AMTwitter for Android
Fuckin Walmart is on my shit list. Wednesday, March 07, 2018 12:50:06 PMTwitter Web Client
So the crazy Russian bastards were accused of doping during curling. How does one do PEDs for curling? Like does it make you scrub the ice harder or some shit? Tuesday, February 20, 2018 9:03:34 PMTwitter for Android
Manageengine Service Desk Plus is absolute dog shit software... Friday, February 16, 2018 1:00:14 PMTwitter for Android
Idk wtf that tweet shit was about https://t.co/ZEa9prcphn Friday, December 29, 2017 11:00:03 PMTwitter for Android
@exjon @AjitPaiFCC @USATODAY No one likes you, ya piece of shit corporate shill
In reply to @exjon's tweet
Thursday, December 14, 2017 12:45:11 AMTwitter for Android
No charger I have actually works on my phone, so I've got a glorified fucking brick. You piece of shit Motorola cuntish piece of shit Friday, September 15, 2017 1:35:14 AMTwitter Web Client
@lenovo @MotorolaUS What kind of piece of shit phone breaks all my charging cables after 2 weeks? They legit work everywhere else except my phone and "break"
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, September 14, 2017 12:10:57 PMTwitter for Android
@lenovo @MotorolaUS Hey @MotorolaUS you know what October 4th is? The day I get to buy a Pixel 2 and get rid of this piece of shit Moto X Pure 2015
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, September 14, 2017 12:08:28 PMTwitter for Android
What a shit call. He was safe af.oh who am I kidding Yanks can't score with risp. Cuncel. Friday, August 25, 2017 10:59:40 PMTwitter for Android