1538 results for shit — page 6 of 16, showing 501–600
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For fucks sake. If I would have started Peralta in the outfield instead of garbage Nimmo on the shit ass Mets, I would have won fantasy baseball this week. Sunday, March 31, 2019 8:09:22 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck this shit.. we need to ban glypohosate NOW https://t.co/h5T6GwWgkU Saturday, March 23, 2019 4:51:17 AMTwitter for Android
I didn't sign to for this shit
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, March 22, 2019 1:00:13 AMTwitter for Android
Carbon monoxide you dumb shit... It's like going to sleep. Problem solved. @MikeDeWine

DeWine not sure Ohio can come up with a constitutional execution method https://t.co/ET96xeb3EB 		Sunday, March 17, 2019 1:34:27 AMTwitter for Android
@Android are you guys serious with Android Q's ugly ass black notch cutout in screenshots? Fix that shit before it gets released Saturday, March 16, 2019 8:29:32 AMTwitter for Android
@realDonaldTrump Remove the tariffs you stupid asshole. All the shit I bought from China on Amazon in August is now $5-15 more per item.
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
Sunday, February 24, 2019 7:27:01 PMTwitter for Android
This guy is so full of shit. Translation: "I don't like the gays. Oh shit my daughter called me out. Oops it was a mistake! I love the gays. Jeebus told me to love thy neighbor"

https://t.co/dNgiz6TDR7 		Sunday, February 24, 2019 12:17:01 AMTwitter for Android
TurboTax, are you SERIOUS? Donate $3 to the Presidential Campaign fund? Fuck outta hea. Motherfuckers already have pacs. I'm not paying the shit ass government any extra money.

1) The president is an asshole
2) I owe $4000 in taxes b/c my withholdings got fucked up

#eatadick https://t.co/0rXKFyhaEU 		Thursday, February 21, 2019 12:32:15 AMTwitter Web Client
Beautiful, clean coal for these dumb inbreds who voted for the asshole who is responsible for deregulating this shit: https://t.co/dYX0TaST1v Wednesday, February 13, 2019 12:31:26 PMTwitter Web Client
Shocking. I assumed Trump and Fox News were racists who defended this kind of behavior. Bet he wouldn't have given a shit if the VA governor wasnt a Democrat tho

https://t.co/2IX9EOnDdy 		Sunday, February 03, 2019 2:26:44 AMTwitter for Android
Now I know why old people can't be bothered with this shit
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, January 17, 2019 1:50:47 AMTwitter for Android
I spent an ungodly am amount of money on fuckin LED Christmas lights and now that I'm putting them away, half the sets half light up. Fucking pieces of shit Thursday, January 17, 2019 1:45:42 AMTwitter for Android
EPA: "How dare they appoint this Nancy Pelosi liberal to give us shit for how we're hurting everyone by allowing more pollution!"

https://t.co/WR9xqfujQ6 		Monday, December 31, 2018 3:22:09 AMTwitter Web Client
Shame on you for campaigning for Net Neutrality here: https://t.co/1dy3BCijkK

And then deleting that page after getting paid by ISPs. Money talks. Shit walks. You are CROOKED
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, December 12, 2018 1:19:37 PMTwitter for Android
Bunch of dumb motherfuckers over at the @EPA relaxing coal regulations. Fuck coal, that's some 1800s shit. Can we promote greener energy in 2018 for fucks sake? Sunday, December 09, 2018 10:17:08 AMTwitter for Android
The fuck wants to open new coal plants? What a bunch of dumb bastards. It's almost 2019. That's some 1800s shit https://t.co/YsUaFJmdQU Thursday, December 06, 2018 9:44:40 AMTwitter for Android
Hey Google this bug is back again you dumb motherfuckers. Doesn't anyone test this shit? Android auto is completely unusable.

https://t.co/Gpsq6Dkv9e 		Friday, November 23, 2018 1:00:24 AMTwitter for Android
Freddy brought over the idiotic Juul like we're in friggin high school. I'm too old for this shit Sunday, November 18, 2018 8:28:26 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: "The Microsoft Surfacebook Is a Piece of Shit" Rant of the Century https://t.co/jiHgSpxJIG Thursday, November 01, 2018 1:07:15 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Fucking Microsoft and it's Windows 10 updates 1) Deleting people's files 2) Intel pushing bad audio drivers through Windows updates

Why? They are more concerned with stupid fucking features like 3D paint.

Get the fuck out of here. Will you assholes release stable shit?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, October 29, 2018 1:35:11 AMTwitter for Android
Everything is shit. No one tests anything. Blatantly obvious bugs preventing things from working. Fire everyone .
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, October 29, 2018 1:31:45 AMTwitter for Android
Technology is goddamn infuriating. Everything is a buggy piece of shit. Nothing works right. Product owners are overpaid assholes who add useless features and don't focus on a smooth experience Monday, October 29, 2018 1:28:51 AMTwitter for Android
Spectrum is SO full of shit with their 100MBPS default tier. After getting my signal checked and rewiring, the best they can deliver is 85MBPS and after many escalations, it's just accepted that it's the best they can do, even though a few weeks ago it was 115MBPS consistently Wednesday, October 17, 2018 9:57:30 AMTwitter Web Client
Microsoft's outside their gd minds. No USB-C? Surfacebook 1 has shit firmware and takes 10 mins to boot and it sucks at DPI scaling. Piece of shit Lenovos are more modern and msft calls this a flagship? Shame

https://t.co/4UKcGdVsEN 		Sunday, September 30, 2018 3:05:39 PMTwitter for Android
Hey @MetroNorth these GCT outbound trains are spaced out like absolute shit. You are all idiots. Keep raising those fares and cutting trains though! https://t.co/vugI1uM9Cw Monday, September 24, 2018 11:16:55 PMTwitter for Android
Google Chrome is a piece of shit browser. It's fucking slow. It's a memory hog. Boy how it's gotten shitty in 10 years. it sucks at HighDPI support on windows. Both Firefox and Edge are faster.

@googlechrome FUCKING DO BETTER 		Wednesday, September 05, 2018 1:28:19 PMTwitter Web Client
The fact that Azure doesn't offer native CentOS 7 VMs is fucking baffling. It's 2018. I'm dealing with legacy 6.x shit. Wednesday, August 29, 2018 10:59:03 AMTwitter Web Client
See, here's my issue with this opener for Live and Counting Crows... Why you players need a MacBook on stage to make music? They didn't have that shit in the 90s. Come onnnn Sunday, August 26, 2018 6:51:49 PMTwitter for Android
@NewYorkStateAG 👍. Hey @EPA - go fuck yourselves for permitting the use of this shit!
In reply to @NewYorkStateAG's tweet
Thursday, August 09, 2018 11:06:31 PMTwitter for Android
Microsoft's REST API to manage their Azure API Management service, is SO convoluted, even using Microsoft's powershell.

Fuckssake what a piece of shit. 		Tuesday, August 07, 2018 12:15:37 AMTwitter Web Client
HOLY SHIT! ANOTHER TOWEL RACK!!!11 I MUST BUY THIS HOUSE https://t.co/cesk6plQr1 Saturday, July 28, 2018 1:34:45 AMTwitter Web Client
Are these people fucking for real with this listing photo? Your house is garbage and your photo is garbage. What makes you think this shit will sell your house. Idiot https://t.co/mu7LK7iNaj Saturday, July 28, 2018 1:33:11 AMTwitter Web Client
Ever since @googlechrome enabled this site isolation shit, the browser is laggy AF and I even have a surfacebook. Suck it @intel with your shitty processor design. We're regressing here instead of advancing Tuesday, July 17, 2018 12:45:09 AMTwitter Web Client
I just had a disaster recovery exercise go horribly wrong in production because Azure is a piece of shit to manage.

I have a raging headache, and now I have to explain this fucking shit. Gonna be a wonderful Monday. 		Monday, July 09, 2018 2:24:59 AMTwitter Web Client
FYI: @zoho @servicedeskplus is a dumpster fire piece of shit system Friday, July 06, 2018 11:59:14 AMTwitter Web Client
Now that we're an Office 365 shop, let me be clear how much of a piece of shit Skype for Business is Wednesday, June 27, 2018 9:55:43 AMTwitter Web Client
Hey @Google. Will you players stop putting this resting bitch face in my feed? I'm tired of seeing this miserable woman there 24/7. No one needs to see that nasty shit https://t.co/jHui5uWMdE Tuesday, June 26, 2018 11:03:52 PMTwitter for Android
It's a common sense issue. It's a greedy evil isp trying to fuck over consumers issue. Not partisan shit. This country sux
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, May 17, 2018 4:41:02 PMTwitter for Android
Yeah this guys' fulla shit. Weed doesn't work like that

https://t.co/WuErbQ5EhE 		Thursday, May 17, 2018 12:22:44 PMTwitter for Android
The Slack Windows 10 app is a piece of shit Wednesday, May 16, 2018 12:48:54 PMTwitter Web Client
Now someone shit the train... This one time, I am innocent of the ripass Tuesday, May 15, 2018 10:15:35 PMTwitter for Android
This is hilarious. He's like "These alleged leaks are bs made up by fake news to make me look a fool. But leakers are bad and I'll find them and fire them, because like, it's true and shit" https://t.co/rhKm2wjiTN Tuesday, May 15, 2018 1:31:10 AMTwitter for Android
Good. Fuckkk this guy. He should get the death penalty for this shit. I get 5 spoofed calls per day

https://t.co/244xsLO3V7 		Friday, May 11, 2018 11:52:23 AMTwitter for Android
Oh shit they were hustling for money. Saturday, April 21, 2018 5:40:16 PMTwitter for Android
Just got paged with a server alert. No longer annoyed now that the new company actually pays overtime for this shit. Tuesday, April 10, 2018 2:20:25 AMTwitter Web Client
Why do morons shit in the stall right next to you when there's an open buffer stall available. #fuckssake Monday, April 02, 2018 12:48:04 PMTwitter for Android
Nest's algorithm to give you a leaf is SO full of shit. They reward you leaves for leaving your house and auto-setting your HVAC to eco mode, but the days I ran the least heat, I didn't get a leaf? Wat? https://t.co/uaCxHhKsWZ Saturday, March 17, 2018 3:11:40 AMTwitter for Android
Fuckin Walmart is on my shit list. Wednesday, March 07, 2018 12:50:06 PMTwitter Web Client
So the crazy Russian bastards were accused of doping during curling. How does one do PEDs for curling? Like does it make you scrub the ice harder or some shit? Tuesday, February 20, 2018 9:03:34 PMTwitter for Android
Manageengine Service Desk Plus is absolute dog shit software... Friday, February 16, 2018 1:00:14 PMTwitter for Android
Idk wtf that tweet shit was about https://t.co/ZEa9prcphn Friday, December 29, 2017 11:00:03 PMTwitter for Android
@exjon @AjitPaiFCC @USATODAY No one likes you, ya piece of shit corporate shill
In reply to @exjon's tweet
Thursday, December 14, 2017 12:45:11 AMTwitter for Android
No charger I have actually works on my phone, so I've got a glorified fucking brick. You piece of shit Motorola cuntish piece of shit Friday, September 15, 2017 1:35:14 AMTwitter Web Client
@lenovo @MotorolaUS What kind of piece of shit phone breaks all my charging cables after 2 weeks? They legit work everywhere else except my phone and "break"
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, September 14, 2017 12:10:57 PMTwitter for Android
@lenovo @MotorolaUS Hey @MotorolaUS you know what October 4th is? The day I get to buy a Pixel 2 and get rid of this piece of shit Moto X Pure 2015
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, September 14, 2017 12:08:28 PMTwitter for Android
What a shit call. He was safe af.oh who am I kidding Yanks can't score with risp. Cuncel. Friday, August 25, 2017 10:59:40 PMTwitter for Android
Work laptop at 100% CPU. After removing all the shit antivirus and IT management spyware they put on my computer, it is running just fine. Friday, August 25, 2017 10:57:22 AMTwitter Web Client
Ya know what... It's all bullshit and it's all bad for you... Corporations don't give a shit about your health. Just go about and enjoy. Friday, August 25, 2017 12:29:22 AMTwitter for Android
Have I told you guys that my life is dope and I do dope shit? Also, New England clam chowdahh fucks Saturday, August 19, 2017 3:35:23 PMTwitter for Android
Oh I need this shit bad https://t.co/Htc9Mhllh4 Saturday, August 19, 2017 12:03:15 AMTwitter for Android
Shit person.
Shit plane.
Shit airport. https://t.co/ZZgcTrJTke 		Friday, August 18, 2017 2:26:47 PMTwitter for Android
Dude it's like hot as fuckin sac in this subway. It's like 108 in this Subway. Not used to this grime shit anymore Friday, August 18, 2017 12:15:02 AMTwitter for Android
Well shit. I'm hungover af and this isn't ideal Saturday, August 12, 2017 8:39:53 AMTwitter for Android
Well shit... Now I'm hungover as fuck Saturday, August 12, 2017 8:37:59 AMTwitter for Android
Gotta be kidding me with this invisible fucking unicode that caused all my shit to break this AM https://t.co/MIjaGfkxuO Thursday, August 10, 2017 12:01:11 PMTwitter Web Client
Todd Frazier! Holy smokes. That was some Scott Brosius shit right there Saturday, August 05, 2017 9:19:24 PMTwitter for Android
On top of shit leadership and Azure being a cunt. Get lawst. I hate this place Wednesday, August 02, 2017 2:33:26 AMTwitter for Android
I got woken up for server alerts every goddamn night of my on call this this week. This fucking piece of shit platform... Wednesday, August 02, 2017 2:32:51 AMTwitter for Android
I'm gonna go be wreckless so like. Bottoms up I don't get arrested or some shit. Good day. Wednesday, July 19, 2017 10:54:26 PMTwitter for Android
What will happen first? @MotorolaUS suck it, I'm getting a pixel next. Way to keep your shit updated assholes Sunday, July 16, 2017 2:17:48 AMTwitter for Android
I don't even know how to get the snap hotdog because I'm an old millennial. IDK how that shit works https://t.co/Bg2wBZnRjN Thursday, July 13, 2017 11:14:57 PMTwitter for Android
Median age at this bar in the LES is like 23. I'm too old for this shit Thursday, July 13, 2017 10:14:16 PMTwitter for Android
My shit. It works. Other players' shit? Doesn't work Thursday, June 29, 2017 10:05:09 PMTwitter Web Client
These guinea pigs have got to go. All their bedding and shit doubled in price on Amazon and they smell like a barn Sunday, June 25, 2017 11:24:48 AMTwitter Web Client
Piece of shit immune system. I should not be on my second cough and cold in two months. Weak motherfucker. Saturday, June 10, 2017 10:10:59 PMTwitter for Android
Got another groomsman rapping biggie over sublime beats for the win. Shit's turnt Saturday, May 27, 2017 2:20:05 AMTwitter for Android
I'm all for Windows 10 and staying up to date and shit, but MSFT is annoying af with how persistent they bug me to install feature updates Monday, May 15, 2017 10:04:10 PMTwitter Web Client
the MSFT Distributed Transaction Coordinator is the most fucked up convoluted shit I've ever worked with in my life Friday, May 05, 2017 12:35:50 PMTwitter Web Client
LOVE Gardner smashing the shit out of the garbage can! That was the problem with the Yankees the past decade. No @PaulONeillYES flipping out Wednesday, May 03, 2017 9:44:06 PMTwitter Web Client
Someone teach these cunts git 101 before wasting half my day on shit some 10th grade intro to programming student should know Monday, April 24, 2017 2:20:53 PMTwitter Web Client
It is 3:30 am and Freddy and I are gonna eat the shit out of all these tacos we got from the taco truck. Like $30 of tacos Saturday, April 22, 2017 3:27:14 AMTwitter for Android
My work laptop was completely fine, then I come into the office and they apply BULLSHIT GPOs which crippled half of my shit. #cunts Thursday, April 20, 2017 9:13:35 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm too old for this shit Wednesday, April 19, 2017 7:13:37 AMTwitter for Android
And why doesn't everyone keep right while walking. This city annoys the shit out of me Monday, April 17, 2017 9:07:13 AMTwitter for Android
What the shit is this @Fitbit... Android app update and firmware update, now notifications are broken and the app refuses to force stop Monday, April 17, 2017 1:43:12 AMTwitter for Android
Just throwing this out there, but the Cisco Anyconnect VPN is a piece of shit. Thursday, April 13, 2017 9:51:00 AMTwitter Web Client
Verizon Wireless has shit LTE in shit LaGuardia. All shit. Sunday, April 02, 2017 10:05:22 AMTwitter for Android
Amazing how ignorant these people are saying this shit is safe. Enjoy your cancer https://t.co/yfApxyLRDB Thursday, March 30, 2017 8:13:30 PMTwitter Web Client
This tachy shit's gotta stop. Can't have my heart rate at 117 just from standing up Thursday, March 30, 2017 1:14:09 PMTwitter Web Client
I just got iced for the first time in my life. People still do that shit? Friday, March 24, 2017 11:03:09 PMTwitter for Android
Off tomorrow, then it's the bachelor party. Shit's gon' be cray. I'm already a cray on normal days... Thursday, March 23, 2017 6:58:18 PMTwitter Web Client
And I have to go to piece of shit work tomorrow Monday, March 06, 2017 1:16:30 AMTwitter Web Client
I've got the director of architecture telling me that my #1 priority is to implement some shit that was just a PoC that only one dev knows Tuesday, February 21, 2017 12:42:05 PMTwitter Web Client
The Google keyboard is another piece of shit. How do you auto correct fucking to "fucking king" https://t.co/2MkMsG1c0B Saturday, February 18, 2017 2:47:18 PMTwitter for Android
Just putting this out there... Android Auto is a fucking king piece of shit. I want to like it but it stinks. Saturday, February 18, 2017 2:45:45 PMTwitter for Android
GD it... Why are we playing g fuckin kings. Too.old for this shit. But not really Sunday, January 29, 2017 3:33:06 AMTwitter for Android
Not to brag, but to brag. Cause my life is dope and I do dope shit https://t.co/qIatNnn4Hl Saturday, January 28, 2017 9:56:28 PMTwitter for Android
Cause my life is dope and I do dope shit Saturday, January 28, 2017 9:49:05 PMTwitter for Android
Apologies to my Twitter followers for angry NYC tweets or no tweets (when I'm happy) we need more silly shit Saturday, January 28, 2017 9:00:37 PMTwitter for Android
This country's literally fucked by morons so I'm getting hammered and tweeting stupid shit for levity Saturday, January 28, 2017 8:52:59 PMTwitter for Android