| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| @HouseholderOH is a piece of shit human and I hope he lands in prison. Fuck you very much for gutting our clean energy programs and pocketing millions https://t.co/PefM2WosEe | Thursday, February 03, 2022 1:33:15 PM | Twitter for Android |
| And why the fuck can't Postman easily use refresh tokens for OAuth 2? Shit's been a feature request for over two years, and every time my token expires, I need to go through the entire flow again | Monday, January 31, 2022 5:05:47 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Everyone's fighting with me, I disappoint everyone, I'm scattered and forgetful as fuck, my phone is broken, I've been persistently pissed off and mean all weekend, and the universe is fucking giving me the worst karma. Put me out of my gd misery I'm done with this shit | Monday, January 24, 2022 11:08:56 AM | Twitter Web App |
| What kind of a piece of shit design cracks when failling from knee height onto a wood floor? I've broken screens on concrete before and I get it but this is FUCKING UNACCPTABLE In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, January 23, 2022 8:34:55 AM | Twitter Web App |
| In case anyone was wondering if @Corning Gorilla Glass Vicuts is any good, it's a fucking piece of shit. Along with @madebygoogle Pixel 6 Pro and their cocksucking rounded corners that shatter | Sunday, January 23, 2022 8:28:29 AM | Twitter Web App |
| This is what I get for being lazy and not updating my VPS in like 6 years. OS, php, DB is so gd old, nothing works once I started migrating it to something modern. And I'll need to rewrite a couple of apps. NOTHING F'IN WORKS. Why am I not containerizing this shit | Saturday, January 22, 2022 2:58:25 AM | Twitter Web App |
| This is an absurd dealership name. For all your Ford needs, head over to my friend, the ol' dick masher. Like put your dick in a mortar and pestle and mash that shit. By no means would I ever have that shitty name on my license plate holder https://t.co/XYU5Z0wnVT | Sunday, January 16, 2022 9:14:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I'd like to take credit that they fixed it because I called them out on their shit, and they wouldn't have noticed until my tweet. Probably not the case, but it's nice to dream In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, January 12, 2022 5:46:39 PM | Twitter Web App |
| You can't have your executives talk shit to Apple (I agree with him btw) about them not supporting RCS and then having a buggy fuckin RCS service yourself. Fix the goddamn bugs In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, January 12, 2022 2:08:21 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Google's Jibe RCS is a buggy piece of shit that fails frequently | Wednesday, January 12, 2022 11:22:23 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Jesus H. Christ. I've got senior engineers who can't clone a goddamn git repo over here. I'm on a call trying to show them advanced shit and they can't even figure out how to clone the repo and find it on their file system. Get the actual fuck out of here | Monday, January 10, 2022 9:59:33 AM | Twitter Web App |
| MLB is a damn joke. They still haven't reached an agreement with the players? https://t.co/aLRj9y6VGI looks like a damn cartoon website with a bunch of bullshit filler articles from the past. Manfred ruined the game and is a shit commissioner. | Thursday, January 06, 2022 11:31:02 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Also, my dog hated the shit out of this person and she usually loves most people. I fully trust her judge of character. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, January 02, 2022 7:23:14 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Get the actual fuck off my porch with this pos sweatshirt. My doorbell cam probably caught Covid from this shit https://t.co/9eIwaMefev | Saturday, January 01, 2022 7:45:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I must have caused severe psychological damage if all it takes to cause a full out rampage was muttering to myself in another room "I gotta clean up all this shit" I'm the crazy one? Not the one who went on a full out rampage? I chose fucking wrong | Friday, December 31, 2021 9:46:38 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Holy hell, they said the Pixel 6 fingerprint reader was bad, but what a GD piece of shit | Tuesday, December 14, 2021 5:03:13 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Google isn't out to provide products to make your life easier. they exist solely to collect data and sell shit about you. I'm sure their algorithms know more about me than I do, yet they can't even pretend to have good UX for their products. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, December 04, 2021 12:30:03 AM | Twitter for Android |
| They fucked up the Pixel 6 launch by having amateur tech issues w/ their store on launch day - they couldn't even scale it properly for load. The 6 Pro is too goddamn big. The fingerprint reader is a slow piece of shit, the curved screen is a bunch of shit and the new cases suck In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, December 04, 2021 12:28:28 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Google ruined @googlenest. The Google home app is a piece of shit and they half ass migrated Nest stuff to it without proper feature parity. And Nest hubs + Google assistant fucking work like shit. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, December 04, 2021 12:25:29 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Google fuckin sucks at what they do. Always second rate to everyone else. Too big for their own good and all the products are half baked, perpetual beta pieces of shit | Saturday, December 04, 2021 12:21:28 AM | Twitter for Android |
| JFC. Our web app is a piece of shit and has been crashing daily (it's all database shit) and now they're adding an additional incident commander rotation on top of my on-call rotation. Fuck me and this shitty application | Friday, December 03, 2021 10:30:05 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Harry Potter has been cancelled, folks! Fuck outta here with this shit. Maybe JK isn't the best person, but this article is noise basically saying that it's only for millennials is nonsense. https://t.co/C21B1xSRTl | Monday, November 15, 2021 2:01:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Oh this is so fucked. Thanks for all this shit, ̷l̷a̷b̷ ̷i̷n̷ ̷C̷h̷i̷n̷a̷, I mean bats https://t.co/CFyzpE1ZW7 | Wednesday, November 10, 2021 11:31:44 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Who is responsible for this nonsense? @WyzeCam or @madebygoogle? Why can you stream WyzeCam to Chromecast or Google Assistant devices with screens, but not the Google Home app? What kind of half assed shit is this? Someone is being lazy AF to integrate this properly. | Monday, November 08, 2021 11:07:17 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I dumped the piece of shit for a 40 cent profit https://t.co/47af49jllO | Wednesday, November 03, 2021 7:36:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ok so let's talk about Midnight Mass. When that lunatic church woman poisoned Pike the dog and Joe the town drunk was broken about it, it literally broke me. I couldn't handle it. Forget all the supernatural shit. (And whomever did it needs to go through the wood chipper) | Sunday, October 31, 2021 8:41:10 AM | Twitter for Android |
| What's this shit you have to click twice now to send a tweet because of spaces? WTF are spaces. Fuckssake Jack | Tuesday, October 26, 2021 10:42:26 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @ky9 Google products are infuriating and drive me bananas. Like actual rage. I want to like them, but they're so buggy. I'd strangle the Google Assistant if she had a real neck. Always makes the kid cry because her listening is for shit. Keep your head up, you got this! | Tuesday, October 19, 2021 12:35:52 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuckin TikTok, man... Am I too old for this shit? Does the app just suck on Android? Is my screen too small? Why is it so difficult? https://t.co/jzV3BWyFRt | Tuesday, October 19, 2021 12:20:11 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I love that I was out last week, and it took me a few days to notice that 1) no one knows wtf they're doing in git and 2) they fucked up so much shit I never would have let happen if I were actually there because I had an unmerged PR Fuckssake | Monday, October 11, 2021 2:46:28 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Fuck kind of bullshit is this. Give me fall please. None of this 80s shit https://t.co/Z8GHTzV0zI | Saturday, October 09, 2021 1:14:20 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ohio really is backwards as fuck. This kind of shit pisses me off so much. First there was the HB6 scandal which fucked clean energy programs and removed clean erebates and subsidies, then added taxes on electric cars. Ohio is solely destroying the planet https://t.co/Wg5aOadFbU | Saturday, October 09, 2021 9:49:07 AM | Twitter for Android |
| JFC what a buncha fuckin whack jobs. I mean, I'm not shy. Idgaf if I shit with the door open it my wife sees (shes more shy), but why on earth would you do this ON PURPOSE... https://t.co/VhftNwSuUC | Tuesday, October 05, 2021 12:47:05 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Abso-fucking-lutely NOT. Google Assistant is such a finicky piece of shit I curse her out all the time https://t.co/cLBbqrU0xT | Monday, October 04, 2021 10:36:37 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This is why Grimes had enough of this shit In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, September 30, 2021 12:08:53 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This article is shit & I'm not surprised to see @USRepLong is an old fat white man. Maybe big dick Biden isn't the best, but he inherited a complete shitshow and a lot these points are things Trump set up for failure & the pres can't directly control https://t.co/LFmbsh5A9i | Thursday, September 23, 2021 12:26:38 PM | Twitter Web App |
| BAHHAHAHAHAHA. @Steve_Chucri You dummy! You got recorded secretly because you talked shit about Republicans who opposed a 2020 election review? Had to resign in scandal? Good, motherfucker. We don't need your kind in politics. You think Trump won? Idiot. https://t.co/hlepwm8S6Z | Wednesday, September 22, 2021 8:16:44 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Also, why is this shit going viral now. This was all pre Covid. No one has masks In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, September 21, 2021 11:03:08 AM | Twitter for Android |
| You know how many fuckin elbows motherfuckers got from me who tried this shit? A lot of elbows. To the face, stomach, tits. Doesn't matter. You want to cram yourself into a train when there's no room, I'm gonna stampede you, bitch In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, September 21, 2021 11:00:34 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This is nothing new. Shit like this isn't news. It happenes all the time on the subways. People are savages. I'd rather wait and be late than to jam myself into a train ass to dick, and that was pre-covid https://t.co/hITvAt154z | Tuesday, September 21, 2021 10:59:23 AM | Twitter for Android |
| No one in their right mind wants to be associated with this piece of shit building https://t.co/iAsUy1HZRL | Saturday, September 18, 2021 10:17:59 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Imagine if this pandemic was ebola or smallpox or some shit like that? Billions would die because half the human race are inbred imbeciles In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, September 13, 2021 12:46:01 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This fucking pandemic is never going to end because of this political shit. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, September 13, 2021 12:44:04 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Upstate NY, people. Literal medical professionals, who you hope would believe in science, quit because they won't get a shot. No wonder we have these Nordic countries putting study abroad notices up "hey don't go to the United States. That place is a backwards piece of shit" In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, September 13, 2021 12:42:38 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Incoming rant. How in the actual fuck do you pause delivering babies? "Sorry, gotta stay inside, motherfucker. Ain't no one wants to deliver you because hick ass pieces of shit would rather just quit than to get a vaccine to end this cocksucking pandemic" https://t.co/BZfiQxW0p9 | Monday, September 13, 2021 12:39:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| JFC my entire HVAC stopped working out of the blue. How much you think this shit is going to cost to fix? | Monday, September 06, 2021 11:42:47 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I think I just scientifically proved alien life exists tonight. You know all the crazy shit that lives on the bottom of the ocean, tens of thousands of feet down where light can't reach? Welp, same shit probably lives deep in Europa's ocean. Who needs sun or atmosphere | Friday, September 03, 2021 11:54:39 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Shit it was Yosemite, was it it ... I can't get the two straight In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Friday, September 03, 2021 11:49:56 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This extra innings runner on second bullshit to try to shorten games is full of shit. Lengthens games because each team just gets a base hit every inning. Manfried is a moron. | Friday, September 03, 2021 10:38:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| I wouldn't be able to get picked on this jury because I'd have a hard time not telling the judge that Elizabeth Holmes is a guilty piece of shit who deserves the maximum punishment. Wouldn't even need to hold the trial. Guilty. https://t.co/sCaU0ji75C | Thursday, September 02, 2021 12:02:38 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Ron Desantis is anti-mask because he wants people to catch covid. He is in bed with the companies creating these expensive monoclonal antibodies and only wants to line his pockets. He's a piece of shit asshole who should be in prison for treason and fraud | Sunday, August 29, 2021 3:01:12 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Ya'll basics are hopping on the pumpkin spice already, but you've all forgotten that we're right in the middle of global warming... Shit's not getting cold outside until the end of October | Wednesday, August 25, 2021 12:42:47 AM | Twitter Web App |
| These Justin Flom, 10000% staged, dragged out, full of shit videos that pop up are the worst. The fact that some algorithm suggested this shit to me, it got it completely wrong. Unless I'm an A/B experiment to see if I rage... They're controlling us | Wednesday, August 25, 2021 12:16:59 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Ok this Covid shit is out of control. Stick me with a booster now. I can't wait until fall | Sunday, August 22, 2021 9:40:53 AM | Twitter for Android |
| CNN is doing more harm than good with this shit on the front page. Listen, I know the planet is fucked. I know that the other side doesn't believe in climate change. But all this is doing is giving normal people severe anxiety reading this shit day in and day out. https://t.co/d3UT5CAgbd | Thursday, August 19, 2021 5:59:49 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I find it hilarious about all the people giving Big Dick Biden shit for Afghanistan falling to the Taliban. 1) Trump pulled our troops out 2) We're not the world police 3) In the words of Trump, that's a shithole country so let them fend for themselves | Sunday, August 15, 2021 3:30:36 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Fuckin asshole. The world is burning hot and society will collapse in the 2049s and this asshole is raising the prices on his solar shit and paying himself billions to live in a 50k container house https://t.co/Rpo9dT4Ry7 | Tuesday, August 10, 2021 10:46:40 PM | Twitter for Android |
| JESUS CHRIST WITH THIS YANKEE GAME. Why am I staying up watching this meaningless shit, blowing 5 save opportunities | Tuesday, August 10, 2021 1:02:06 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Spirit is a piece of shit airline that needs to just go out of business. Staffing shortages and system outages cause 4 days of cancelling half your flights? Useless. Flew them once in 2015 and nearly had a nervous breakdown, they sucked so bad. Fuck em. | Wednesday, August 04, 2021 2:42:08 PM | Twitter Web App |
| "Oh but it's child abuse." "They can't tell me what to do" It's a fucking piece of cloth you idiots. Kids are resilient Granted, there could be exceptions Yeah it's a pain in the ass but don't you want this pandemic shit to end? In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, August 04, 2021 12:02:10 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Can @sundarpichai @rosterloh @madebygoogle assure me that the Pixel 6 will not have a piece of shit battery like the Pixel 4 does? Thx. Look at this horse shit. Fucking thing hardly lasts a half day with four hours of screen usage and it was replaced a year ago https://t.co/beU6if6moe | Tuesday, August 03, 2021 8:51:42 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Big expectations for @sundarpichai and @rosterloh's 'deep technology investments' on the Pixel 6. DON'T RELEASE A PIECE OF SHIT THIS TIME AROUND AND GIVE US FREE @googlephotos storage My Pixel 4 is due for an upgrade and it's 100% dependent on free pic storage | Thursday, July 29, 2021 5:33:36 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Jesus Christ almighty. My piece of shit work laptop dropped wifi in the middle of an apt-get upgrade and fucked up my gitlab instnace | Monday, July 26, 2021 5:23:43 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I'm literally sleeping in the bed I got when I was 4 right now and you can't even bat an eyelash without the fuckin thing creaking and 2) why the fuck do my parents still have this piece of shit in their house | Monday, July 26, 2021 1:32:38 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Dude, heath insurance companies are such a crock of shit. I just had a claim denied because out of the blue, they decided I could possibly have other coverage and the fuckers wanted the other company to pay. No, I don't have other coverage. Approve my shit | Monday, July 19, 2021 5:53:33 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Literally wiped the bar off and lost my mind because no one paid attention to me for 15 minutes when I was trying to close out my tab. Literally brought back shit memories from college | Saturday, July 17, 2021 9:06:35 AM | Twitter for Android |
| "We smacked lips, we were making out...." are these the terms the kids these days are using? I'm too old for this shit | Sunday, July 11, 2021 11:02:23 PM | Twitter for Android |
| This guy pitches like a piece of shit asshole without his spider tack. Can we get out money back. https://t.co/GhIHOMgfkv | Monday, July 05, 2021 9:14:19 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The Yankees STINK. Get Boone the fuck out. He stinks. Baserunning stinks. Pitching stinks. Hitting stinks. Cashman stinks. Steinbrenner rolling in grave rn I can't root for this horse shit team. It's no fun to even watch these little league assholes | Sunday, June 13, 2021 4:15:55 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Idk if I imagined a giant black ant crawling on my blanket, or if I'm literally losing my mind... Because I couldn't find it after I flail-threw it off, and now I'm all itchy and shit. 2021: officially losing my mind. | Tuesday, June 08, 2021 1:21:50 AM | Twitter for Android |
| New blog post: Happy Pride Month: Now Take This Piece of Shit Billboard Down https://t.co/3jwPWih4fj | Tuesday, June 08, 2021 12:00:45 AM | Portfolioso.com Blog |
| I mean, I know it's a legacy, rarely used app, but holy Christ on the cross... It cannot possibly work after he migrated this shit to the cloud. And the funny thing is, no one noticed it broke for 6 months. Only because we have to deploy it, and there's no pipeline or dev env🤦♂️ In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, June 02, 2021 10:07:09 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I don't understand how many fucking times I have to show this slow-learning engineer the same goddamn thing. This is like the third working session on the same shit and he did it hands on twice already. Figure it out or get lost. I have my own shit to do | Friday, May 21, 2021 2:08:14 PM | Twitter Web App |
| JFC, we don't need this kind of shit again: https://t.co/1cqRQQ2F8Y Tell China's wacky viruses from bats and birds and shit like that to fuck right off | Friday, May 21, 2021 2:01:25 AM | Twitter for Android |
| This piece of shit coffee maker died on me after 4 years and I probably only used it about 50 times: https://t.co/LRzJLWi6eP | Friday, May 14, 2021 9:37:55 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Anyone using unsafe gas containers and pulling this kind of shit deserves nothing less than to catch on fire and burn https://t.co/fMFfKuq0fO | Thursday, May 13, 2021 9:37:09 PM | Twitter Web App |
| No one wants to work shit jobs where you get abused by asshole customers for shit pay when you can just stay home and collect free money. Maybe pay better? https://t.co/Rfq8duUPgB | Saturday, May 08, 2021 11:28:11 AM | Twitter for Android |
| "We 'gon use your data to try and sell you shit. Even if you unsubscribe or opt out, we'll just create new lists and still contact you forever." #tos #privacypolicy Hey, at least they're not bullshittin' you https://t.co/LmhoU4pGwj | Saturday, May 01, 2021 1:54:35 AM | Twitter for Android |
| I still can't get over how shitty that piece of shit PowerShell script was that the guy before left me with | Tuesday, April 27, 2021 10:19:32 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @MayorGinther The @ColumbusPolice didn't kill any of the white OSU kids rioting and flipping cars though Your department is horse shit garbage. Keep flying your helicopters in CPD patterns assholes. In reply to @MayorGinther's tweet | Wednesday, April 21, 2021 9:28:04 AM | Twitter Web App |
| The fans should be throwing shit onto the field. The @Yankees are a garbage team. Brian Cashman stinks. Aaron Boone stinks (mr "oh they're trying"). Cancel them all Fuckin Steinbrenner is spinning in his grave. This is the worst start since 1989 | Friday, April 16, 2021 11:27:07 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Hey Japan, make sure this shit is no longer radioactive. Christ almighty https://t.co/E0d2RxTBIa | Tuesday, April 13, 2021 9:53:50 AM | Twitter Web App |
| JFC with these J&J vaccine clots. Pandemic is surging again, and now it's just going to be slower getting more people vaccinated. This shit's never going away. | Tuesday, April 13, 2021 9:50:39 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Is it normal for @RumpkeNews to just not show up for garbage days anymore? Literally three weeks in a row they're two days late. I didn't move out of NYC to put up with this shit, and they just raised the rates. Must be Biden's fault. No one wants to work with the socialism $ 🙄 | Saturday, April 10, 2021 8:23:43 PM | Twitter for Android |
| Who the hell is this no name Nick Nelson who can't pitch for shit? | Friday, April 09, 2021 4:38:15 PM | Twitter Web App |
| What the hell did Google do to the @GooglePlay store? Holy shit, what a garbage UX. Copied the inferior Apple App Store but it's even worse. God damnit Google fucking sucks at everything lately | Friday, April 09, 2021 12:50:41 AM | Twitter for Android |
| @YESNetwork @Yankees @BrooklynNets @NYCFC @nyliberty What a buggy piece of shit. Fix it In reply to @YESNetwork's tweet | Wednesday, April 07, 2021 1:52:23 AM | Twitter for Android |
| The @YESNetwork Android app is a pile of shit. How in the actual fuck can you release this garbage? Doesn't anyone test it? Are all @bitmovin video streaming solutions buggy AF on Chromecast, or are these just amateur outsourced devs? | Wednesday, April 07, 2021 1:49:58 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Nothing is ever what it seems. Even if people seem like they have their shit together, they probably don't. It's amazing how easy it is to keep outward appearances when shit is falling the fuck apart | Sunday, April 04, 2021 10:59:48 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Derek Chauvin is a piece of shit motherfucker | Thursday, April 01, 2021 11:24:51 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @JoshMandelOhio @Abuyousef @IlhanMN @RashidaTlaib @CAIRNational @JoshMandelOhio Remember when you posted this poll, you pile of shit? "Muslim Terrorists?" Isn't that being Islamophobic? Don't you understand Islam is a peaceful religion? There are radical assholes everywhere, and they do not represent the majority https://t.co/G7JKGGlV2D In reply to @JoshMandelOhio's tweet | Monday, March 29, 2021 1:50:25 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @JoshMandelOhio @GovMikeDeWine @GovAbbott @JoeBiden @clevelanddotcom @JoshMandelOhio you're a real piece of shit In reply to @JoshMandelOhio's tweet | Monday, March 29, 2021 1:46:46 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Hey @madebygoogle: I used to be / am trying to be a Pixel fan, but the Pixel 4 is a piece of shit. Explain how it shuts down and overheats casting video on @googlephotos. Work iPhone 8 did this flawlessly. Fucking Apple shit works better doing google apps than your hardware https://t.co/oPpWKQbVQD | Sunday, March 28, 2021 3:21:46 PM | Twitter for Android |
| @JoshMandelOhio Hi. I saw your poll today. You hateful prick. I will be heckling you from this point forward because you're a piece of shit human who should NEVER represent Ohio. In reply to @JoshMandelOhio's tweet | Friday, March 19, 2021 2:06:32 AM | Twitter for Android |
| Just wanted everyone on Twitter to know that my hot water heater is a fucking piece of shit. The power vent motor's bearings are shot and the thing is so fucking loud, I'm going to take a sledgehammer to it. | Wednesday, March 17, 2021 3:48:17 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I have painters here doing a one week job. They showed up at 8AM. It's now 6:30 and they're still here. Don't contractors usually bounce at like 3/4? Top notch work ethic, but I have shit to do and other rooms to prep. Go home! Cya tomorrow! | Monday, March 15, 2021 6:26:22 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Someone actually banged this piece of shit? I hope she gives birth to an alien that eats her https://t.co/PFDjhqAl1I | Friday, March 12, 2021 9:45:34 PM | Twitter for Android |
| These dumb, confederate, Trump-cultist hick motherfuckers. I'm trying to get this shit back to normal. Should have let the fucking south secede. Do not do this shit until big dick biden can get us all vaccines by May https://t.co/ZmVwVAsC2E | Wednesday, March 03, 2021 11:01:40 AM | Twitter Web App |
| I really need to poop and have been on calls since 9am solid. We're talking about decommissioning our colo now that we're in the cloud and I literally don't give a shit because I have to shit | Wednesday, March 03, 2021 10:59:56 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Y'all are actually surprised Dr. Seuss published racist shit? Why are you surprised? That cracker racist AF. It was the 1930s-1950s in America. Every white male was racist. | Wednesday, March 03, 2021 1:01:46 AM | Twitter for Android |