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Valid article. The Pixel 6 case is an utter piece of shit. Literally started peeling, cracking just like in the article, yellowing, and separating after just 9 months.

https://t.co/zuX7GLXqa4 		Thursday, September 15, 2022 12:16:31 AMTwitter for Android
My company was bought out a couple years ago and I went from being a baller that knew my shit inside out to not being able to do fuckin anything right and they can eat a dick right now because it's the weekend Friday, September 09, 2022 4:43:50 PMTwitter Web App
$85/month for Spectrum 500 MBPS internet and they can eat a bag of dicks.

I should pay them half my bill for half the speed.

And don't say it's my wifi setup because at one point I was clocking 550mbps, so they have this shit throttled. Assholes https://t.co/eyB9lC8BCO 		Sunday, August 28, 2022 12:48:10 AMTwitter for Android
OMG. The Pixel 6 fingerprint reader isn't a piece of shit anymore after Android 13. It actually works really well and fast. Gj @madebygoogle Friday, August 19, 2022 7:52:25 PMTwitter for Android
Langya Henipavirus (LayV).

WTF kind of shit is this and why does all this bullshit come from China? Get the actual f out of here with this nonsense

https://t.co/mvr91xZzue 		Thursday, August 11, 2022 12:47:11 AMTwitter Web App
DeSantis must take it straight in the ass and hate himself for it because I fail to see what the big fuss is watching a couple drag queens dancing around at brunch. No one is sexualizing children. If their parents are okay taking them who gives a shit.

https://t.co/7vdRd0C5zq 		Saturday, July 30, 2022 4:10:01 AMTwitter for Android
@davenewworld_2 Anyone who voted no on this shit deserves to suffer through every ailment every one of these veterans experienced.

Pro life... They're pro fetus until they stick you in the military and you come back fucked up in body and mind. Seriously this party needs to eat a bag of dicks
In reply to @davenewworld_2's tweet
Friday, July 29, 2022 5:42:50 PMTwitter Web App
Covid was like 1% fatal. Marburg is 100% fatal. If this shit turns into a pandemic, I don't want to be here for it. Just send me right off.

This shit, monkeypox. We're all doomed https://t.co/13Jk6s7wD1
In reply to @'s tweet
Wednesday, July 27, 2022 2:12:00 PMTwitter Web App
This here is some cool shit. The US peaked. If Saudi Arabia pulls this off I'm going there https://t.co/s1ZUTyKtgL Tuesday, July 26, 2022 11:14:56 PMTwitter Web App
I just rewrote some ansible shit that generated configs and now it takes 45 seconds instead of 20 minutes and I was an idiot for doing it the way I did it since 2017 Thursday, July 21, 2022 4:27:24 AMTwitter Web App
@Sen_JoeManchin I hope you get coal miner's lung you dumb piece of shit https://t.co/TFPVsO8adg
In reply to @Sen_JoeManchin's tweet
Friday, July 15, 2022 4:26:37 PMTwitter Web App
Struggling against the Cincinnati Reds. A gd disgrace. Cancel the postseason, because how are the Yankees supposed to beat the Astros if they play like shit against the second worst team in MLB 🖕 Thursday, July 14, 2022 10:30:11 PMTwitter for Android
David Yost is a pile of shit and I hope he drops his toast butter side down https://t.co/UuiPl86SVV Wednesday, July 13, 2022 5:54:27 PMTwitter Web App
I don't want to pay the fucking port Authority of NY NJ $66 to go over a god damn bridge. Cocksuckers. I had a shit enough day as it is Tuesday, July 12, 2022 9:07:59 PMTwitter for Android
Oh for fucks sake. The Port Authority of NY/NJ can go eat a bag of dicks. $66 to go over the fuckin George Washington Bridge because I thought the cocksuckers billed you by mail. But it's backwards shit and they take cash.

I used to give the MTA shit, but they bill you by mail 		Tuesday, July 12, 2022 9:04:12 PMTwitter for Android
Why do I keep getting suggested posts about Nikola Tesla talking shit about Einstein. This is like the third one I got Tuesday, July 05, 2022 11:10:03 PMTwitter Web App
Supreme Court: "We don't give a shit about women's bodies, the environment or Native Americans"

This court sucks a fat one. (3 of the justices are coo though) 		Thursday, June 30, 2022 12:45:49 PMTwitter for Android
We have 6 piece of shit Supreme Court Justices and they need to be removed. I don't care how. They've gotta go Thursday, June 30, 2022 10:20:42 AMTwitter Web App
This guy is a real piece of shit. What ever happened to "don't tread on me" the fuck are you telling people what they can do or not https://t.co/WseEa9jNTE Friday, June 24, 2022 1:47:22 PMTwitter Web App
@GovRonDeSantis Fuck off. You're a real piece of shit
In reply to @GovRonDeSantis's tweet
Friday, June 24, 2022 1:43:34 PMTwitter Web App
You turtle necked motherfucker you. You're a shit stain https://t.co/6pFttju88F
In reply to @'s tweet
Friday, June 24, 2022 1:39:35 PMTwitter Web App
First day of the Summer solstice. Can we end this shit already? When's it going to snow again? Tuesday, June 21, 2022 5:12:34 PMTwitter Web App
I stg I thought this was an Onion article.

Horsey cuntface @RepMTG literally thinks trans people are causing tampon shortages because they're putting them in men's bathrooms. Are you fucking serious with this shit?

Also, this quote is lol https://t.co/yQTIEpC6Ur 		Wednesday, June 15, 2022 1:03:55 AMTwitter for Android
$1.05/therm for natural gas? Shit was like 30 cents a year ago. Fuck natural gas. I'm setting my thermostat to 55 this winter and getting a dual fuel heat pump when my current AC condenser breaks so I can use less dinosaur farts and save the🌎 Tuesday, June 14, 2022 11:35:42 AMTwitter Web App
Today annoyed the living shit out of me. Let's try this again tomorrow Wednesday, June 08, 2022 10:38:10 PMTwitter Web App
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"I'm cool with them, but I won't wear a rainbow patch, because, Jeebus" is literally a dumb shit explanation. 		Monday, June 06, 2022 11:39:51 AMTwitter Web App
This is a horse-toothed wacky bastard who has no right representing a festering pile of shit https://t.co/MGhQwo6WyQ Wednesday, May 25, 2022 12:25:42 AMTwitter Web App
Oh are my tweets too harsh? I had enough of this shit. I have a baby girl I'm trying to raise in this shithole country Tuesday, May 24, 2022 7:52:03 PMTwitter for Android
Get the actual fuck out of here with this monkeypox shit. We're not even through the covid pandemic yet.

Society peaked. We're all going to hell 		Tuesday, May 24, 2022 11:33:05 AMTwitter Web App
This needy-assed engineer needs to be able to do shit on his own without me holding his hand. Bruh's been here like 3 years. Learn how to do things Tuesday, May 24, 2022 10:53:10 AMTwitter Web App
I used to be a good engineer, then this horseshit company bought us out, I had to use their piece of shit stack, and now I feel like a literal dumb fuck who can't do anything right. This is a blow to my ego. Friday, May 20, 2022 5:50:14 PMTwitter Web App
Jesus Christ Severino. I turn the game in and your line is 0/0/0 and then you give up a homemade and a walk.

I need to stop watching this shit. I'm bad luck 		Monday, May 16, 2022 8:26:31 PMTwitter for Android
Stock market is shit but I literally copied Warren Buffett and bought Occidental Petroleum a few weeks ago when he scooped up billions of dollars of it and that shit's up 20%. Just copy the guy. He's never wrong. You can't lose Monday, May 16, 2022 11:50:22 AMTwitter Web App
I also ruined Nestor Cortez's no hitter in the 8th because he was facing me on my fantasy team and I gave one of my dudes shit about it and that instantly caused a base hit
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, May 12, 2022 11:09:41 PMTwitter for Android
This shit cracks me up https://t.co/VpWsscQjpe Thursday, May 12, 2022 11:41:02 AMTwitter Web App
Seriously, Fuck Netflix for this shit. Everyone else is going to follow this shitty precedent. The whole point of streaming is to not pay $200/month for cable and that's the direction we're going in folks because fucking society is collapsing

https://t.co/TU3MeFbSl2 		Wednesday, May 11, 2022 1:54:08 PMTwitter Web App
Jesus Fuckin Christ. I've been asking for trainings / certs at work forever and they ignore me. Then I found out Friday night at 8 PM that they threw me into a 3 day workshop Monday on west coast time from 12-8PM and now I have to shuffle so much shit around the fuckin cocksucker Saturday, May 07, 2022 9:01:56 AMTwitter for Android
I hope the ghost of RBG haunts the shit out of any dumbshit, "Christian" politician who is trying to tell women what the fuck they can do with their own bodies https://t.co/kVvmkN816n Thursday, May 05, 2022 4:18:36 PMTwitter Web App
Bill O'Reilly is a pile of shit, but he's not the most wrong here: https://t.co/U8fM5JYU6a

While the US can yeet Putin and turn the entire Kremlin into a crater, it's not really wise to start WWIII 		Wednesday, May 04, 2022 10:17:51 AMTwitter Web App
This shit's never going to end https://t.co/QBSJcKSBDw Tuesday, May 03, 2022 1:41:14 PMTwitter Web App
Bruh, you need to relax and not bawl in tears over "what Musk's takeover can mean for you" It's just Twitter. It's just a job. There are other jobs. There are more important real world problems. This isn't shit you cry over ffs

https://t.co/bSbAXTo1IW 		Wednesday, April 27, 2022 9:32:13 AMTwitter Web App
Oh man. It's not looking good for the orange piece of shit, but he'll stay out of jail. Trust me. Tuesday, April 26, 2022 1:45:39 AMTwitter for Android
The Pixel watch (which I'll probably wait until it's heavily discounted, since my Versa 3 is not even a year old) better use a woven band instead of that plastic skin-rash inducing shit Fitbit uses Tuesday, April 26, 2022 1:44:53 AMTwitter for Android
Hey @MLB what is this Friday Night Baseball shit? The games are exclusively on Apple TV or Prime? But they're blacked out? WHAT kind of shit is this you hacks.

Fire Manfred. Guy is a fucking joke. Baseball has gone to shit. 		Friday, April 22, 2022 9:40:11 PMTwitter for Android
I hate apps where you buy the pro version that lasts a lifetime, and then they run out of money and introduce a pro plus version or some shit like that and start taking away pro features. The assholes Tuesday, April 19, 2022 8:26:29 AMTwitter for Android
The FUCK is MLB scheduling games for 11am EST on a Monday. Kind of shit is that. Messing with my fantasy team lineup Monday, April 18, 2022 11:58:14 AMTwitter Web App
Like, some asshole had dirty glasses, and they called an optometrist who came with lights and sirens just to clean mud off glasses.

Fuck outta here with this idiot shit
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, April 16, 2022 1:53:32 PMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle Another piece of shit app that I had to clear storage in order for it to work correctly. What the fuck is going on? Why are all my apps fuckin up to the point they don't work until I delete all local storage.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, April 16, 2022 4:01:10 AMTwitter for Android
My series on "All Android apps are pieces of shit" continues:

@accuweather wtf is this bullshit. Make sure the ad displays but the weather doesn't? Why'd I buy this shit, I have the pro version https://t.co/zTtKyjzdqc 		Saturday, April 16, 2022 3:55:30 AMTwitter for Android
Seriously wtf @madebygoogle @Android

Why are developers so shitty at writing Android apps? Does Java suck? Does Kotlin suck? Most Android apps are piles of buggy shit.

I don't prefer iOS, but f'in all those apps arent buggy

It's absolutely enraging.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:48:01 PMTwitter for Android
My Twitter app started crashing every time on launch. I had to clear app data to fix it. Now I can't figure out how to turn off light mode.

Will all you Android app developers write better shit?!?! Holy fuck. This is like the 6th app in a row that's been a complete shitpile 		Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:45:34 PMTwitter for Android
Yes you got this wrong. I'm telling the truth here Twitter. Geez, Elon needs to take this shit over, it's gone to the birds (see what I did there? I'm so punny) https://t.co/LD4XgLvMic Thursday, April 14, 2022 3:56:37 PMTwitter Web App
JFC node.js is a cocksucking piece of shit Thursday, April 14, 2022 1:52:27 PMTwitter Web App
This place is annoying the ever-loving piss out of me today. I'm gonna go pick up dog shit and mow my lawn instead of dealing with this noise Tuesday, April 12, 2022 1:09:20 PMTwitter Web App
iCloud's web app is being a piece of shit right now and i need to find my goddamn work phone https://t.co/XY4RgAKUQd Tuesday, April 12, 2022 9:53:11 AMTwitter Web App
I hate what my job turned into and I hope I can trick them into keeping me around until all my packages and shit cash out because otherwise I really don't belong here Monday, April 11, 2022 12:30:39 PMTwitter Web App
The @YESNetwork Android app is a pile of shit https://t.co/zUQl9JRwpu Friday, April 08, 2022 5:03:45 PMTwitter for Android
Yo @madebygoogle @rosterloh Stop focusing so much on Snapchat for Pixel feature drops. No one uses that shit anymore. It's a dumb ass app. Seriously, how much are they paying you to promote their dumb platform? Few people care about Snapchat. Work on something cooler. Jeez. https://t.co/pJdCZ4oqSw Monday, March 28, 2022 4:53:28 PMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle Will 100% get the Pixel watch but make sure that shit works with Fitbit Premium because I just prepaid a year. So not getting it if it doesn't. Saturday, March 26, 2022 11:35:01 PMTwitter for Android
I'm doing my taxes and this is enraging me. Anything under $5 should be ignored. I have to do all this useless shit to report fucking pennies in tax exempt income on a state by state basis so it adds of to 55 cents. This is why the system is bullshit, people. https://t.co/ibKoQGXR9u Thursday, March 24, 2022 10:29:49 PMTwitter Web App
@bubbacrewjam I read on a tech blog it was supposed to drop today. It's almost a half gig, not kilobytes. They have a lot of shit to fix I hope. Maybe this is 12L or whatever. 🤷‍♂️
In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet
Monday, March 21, 2022 10:38:34 PMTwitter for Android
Obviously a lab leak in China... You don't just have a brand new lab built to study respiratory viruses, then have employees get mysteriously sick, then hide shit from the world. Sorry.

https://t.co/Z4mARVcwzf 		Monday, March 21, 2022 11:30:03 AMTwitter Web App
This is the kind of shit the Twitter algorithm recommends me. I'm mad because it's absurd, but it's not the most wrong... https://t.co/Ni3eRxjcDn Sunday, March 20, 2022 2:38:24 PMTwitter for Android
@TIME I'm sorry, but I shouldn't have to drive less because Putin decided to be a fuckin asshole.

And I'm all for being green and transitioning off fossil fuels, but that shit takes time and you need to be rich to do green energy atm
In reply to @TIME's tweet
Friday, March 18, 2022 10:14:49 PMTwitter Web App
I'm on with fucking google support about how their Pixel case is a piece of shit and yellowing and peeling after only 3 months and they asked me for my IMEI.

Fuck does that have to do with anything. It's a gd case. The case doesn't have an IMEI.

I'm actually done with them 		Friday, March 18, 2022 10:06:36 PMTwitter Web App
I'm out of vinegar, but they say baking soda and vinegar. I even washed my hands in coffee grinds which helped a little but I need to stop smelling this perfume-y shit or I'll yack
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, March 07, 2022 9:48:44 AMTwitter Web App
A plug-in air freshener tipped over and spilled its oil all over the place and I was like wtf is that intense smell - it's not even plugged in.

And once that shit's on your hands, it is IMPOSSIBLE to get rid of the smell

I washed my hands like 10 times and it's strong as ever 		Monday, March 07, 2022 9:47:55 AMTwitter Web App
People who post shit like this should get bonked on the head. This is bs. Absolute shit post to cause idiots to like it with the double tap and hit the follow button which overlaps the 0 https://t.co/Cc4X1Cnlhk Saturday, March 05, 2022 12:46:33 PMTwitter for Android
I love how all the gd suits showed up to my routine maintenance last night because our platform is an unstable piece of shit and they don't trust any of us. Here I am rolling in late like it's nbd and when I got there, there were like VPs and shit watching me Thursday, March 03, 2022 10:42:18 PMTwitter Web App
This put me into a fucking MOOD today because it works like shit with Elasticache and something super simple gave me the runaround and I want to punch the fucking person who picked this shit over Terraform
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, February 28, 2022 7:01:21 PMTwitter Web App
fuggoff with this shit. I'm enjoying the waning pandemic: https://t.co/JzQoLp55qy Tuesday, February 22, 2022 2:50:29 PMTwitter Web App
Jesus Christ, @SlackHQ get your shit together Tuesday, February 22, 2022 11:07:31 AMTwitter Web App
I CANNOT wait for Truth Social to launch so I can troll the absolute shit out of it Monday, February 21, 2022 10:04:34 AMTwitter Web App
The young'un is watching Peppa Pig and some of the shit they say in the UK is absurd.

Clockwork boat = windup boat
It's catching = it's contagious 		Sunday, February 20, 2022 9:10:55 AMTwitter for Android
Fuckin Putin needs to cut out this Ukraine shit. Will you fuckers just smoke a blunt and chill? It's making all my energy prices too expensive Friday, February 18, 2022 10:25:28 AMTwitter Web App
No shit... Really? Is this why all my cheap shit from China costs so much now? Thanks Obama

https://t.co/SHy6XHOwvJ 		Tuesday, February 08, 2022 10:50:47 PMTwitter for Android
I just started working 20 minutes ago and it didn't take much to put me in a foul mood. I'm immediately annoyed at all of our bullshit and we have a team in India working overnight that doesn't do a gd thing and ignores all alerts and now I have to clean up their shit Tuesday, February 08, 2022 9:56:39 AMTwitter Web App
Fuck that piece of shit asshole Larry Householder

You dick @HouseholderOH. I hope you go to prison for the rest of your life for being an asshole

https://t.co/0VLZaOL7RP 		Saturday, February 05, 2022 7:01:22 PMTwitter for Android
You guys. Do you think the IRS will give a shit if I don't report my $0.40 realized gain in crypto sales in 2021? https://t.co/bdHeSoTVK3 Friday, February 04, 2022 12:48:20 AMTwitter for Android
@HouseholderOH is a piece of shit human and I hope he lands in prison. Fuck you very much for gutting our clean energy programs and pocketing millions

https://t.co/PefM2WosEe 		Thursday, February 03, 2022 1:33:15 PMTwitter for Android
And why the fuck can't Postman easily use refresh tokens for OAuth 2? Shit's been a feature request for over two years, and every time my token expires, I need to go through the entire flow again Monday, January 31, 2022 5:05:47 PMTwitter Web App
Everyone's fighting with me, I disappoint everyone, I'm scattered and forgetful as fuck, my phone is broken, I've been persistently pissed off and mean all weekend, and the universe is fucking giving me the worst karma.

Put me out of my gd misery I'm done with this shit 		Monday, January 24, 2022 11:08:56 AMTwitter Web App
What kind of a piece of shit design cracks when failling from knee height onto a wood floor? I've broken screens on concrete before and I get it but this is FUCKING UNACCPTABLE
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Sunday, January 23, 2022 8:34:55 AMTwitter Web App
In case anyone was wondering if @Corning Gorilla Glass Vicuts is any good, it's a fucking piece of shit. Along with @madebygoogle Pixel 6 Pro and their cocksucking rounded corners that shatter Sunday, January 23, 2022 8:28:29 AMTwitter Web App
This is what I get for being lazy and not updating my VPS in like 6 years. OS, php, DB is so gd old, nothing works once I started migrating it to something modern. And I'll need to rewrite a couple of apps.

NOTHING F'IN WORKS. Why am I not containerizing this shit 		Saturday, January 22, 2022 2:58:25 AMTwitter Web App
This is an absurd dealership name. For all your Ford needs, head over to my friend, the ol' dick masher. Like put your dick in a mortar and pestle and mash that shit.

By no means would I ever have that shitty name on my license plate holder https://t.co/XYU5Z0wnVT 		Sunday, January 16, 2022 9:14:34 PMTwitter for Android
I'd like to take credit that they fixed it because I called them out on their shit, and they wouldn't have noticed until my tweet.

Probably not the case, but it's nice to dream
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, January 12, 2022 5:46:39 PMTwitter Web App
You can't have your executives talk shit to Apple (I agree with him btw) about them not supporting RCS and then having a buggy fuckin RCS service yourself. Fix the goddamn bugs
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, January 12, 2022 2:08:21 PMTwitter Web App
Google's Jibe RCS is a buggy piece of shit that fails frequently Wednesday, January 12, 2022 11:22:23 AMTwitter Web App
Jesus H. Christ. I've got senior engineers who can't clone a goddamn git repo over here. I'm on a call trying to show them advanced shit and they can't even figure out how to clone the repo and find it on their file system. Get the actual fuck out of here Monday, January 10, 2022 9:59:33 AMTwitter Web App
MLB is a damn joke. They still haven't reached an agreement with the players? https://t.co/aLRj9y6VGI looks like a damn cartoon website with a bunch of bullshit filler articles from the past.

Manfred ruined the game and is a shit commissioner. 		Thursday, January 06, 2022 11:31:02 AMTwitter Web App
Also, my dog hated the shit out of this person and she usually loves most people. I fully trust her judge of character.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Sunday, January 02, 2022 7:23:14 AMTwitter for Android
Get the actual fuck off my porch with this pos sweatshirt. My doorbell cam probably caught Covid from this shit https://t.co/9eIwaMefev Saturday, January 01, 2022 7:45:12 PMTwitter for Android
I must have caused severe psychological damage if all it takes to cause a full out rampage was muttering to myself in another room "I gotta clean up all this shit"

I'm the crazy one? Not the one who went on a full out rampage? I chose fucking wrong 		Friday, December 31, 2021 9:46:38 AMTwitter for Android
Holy hell, they said the Pixel 6 fingerprint reader was bad, but what a GD piece of shit Tuesday, December 14, 2021 5:03:13 PMTwitter for Android
Google isn't out to provide products to make your life easier. they exist solely to collect data and sell shit about you. I'm sure their algorithms know more about me than I do, yet they can't even pretend to have good UX for their products.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, December 04, 2021 12:30:03 AMTwitter for Android
They fucked up the Pixel 6 launch by having amateur tech issues w/ their store on launch day - they couldn't even scale it properly for load.

The 6 Pro is too goddamn big. The fingerprint reader is a slow piece of shit, the curved screen is a bunch of shit and the new cases suck
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, December 04, 2021 12:28:28 AMTwitter for Android
Google ruined @googlenest. The Google home app is a piece of shit and they half ass migrated Nest stuff to it without proper feature parity.

And Nest hubs + Google assistant fucking work like shit.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, December 04, 2021 12:25:29 AMTwitter for Android
Google fuckin sucks at what they do. Always second rate to everyone else. Too big for their own good and all the products are half baked, perpetual beta pieces of shit Saturday, December 04, 2021 12:21:28 AMTwitter for Android
JFC. Our web app is a piece of shit and has been crashing daily (it's all database shit) and now they're adding an additional incident commander rotation on top of my on-call rotation. Fuck me and this shitty application Friday, December 03, 2021 10:30:05 AMTwitter Web App