1582 results for shit — page 3 of 16, showing 201–300
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My wife drops her iphone without a case in concrete all the time and it hasn't broken what a fuckin piece of shit
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, December 13, 2022 8:45:49 AMTwitter for Android
Shit. Mom's coming home from girls night soon and my ass is gonna get handed to me if this kiddo is still up Wednesday, December 07, 2022 9:45:36 PMTwitter for Android
The Pixel 6 Pro spends like 5 seconds on 4G, then switches to 5G for another 10 seconds, then picks up 5G UW for a minute. Then back to 4G. And there's latency and lag during each handoff for horse shit ux

What a fuckin piece of shit modem they put in here 		Saturday, December 03, 2022 12:30:19 PMTwitter for Android
Omg. So it created it on my YouTube bullshit account I made in like 2006. And shows up on my computer and not my phone.

Your shit is so fragmented ffs. Asshole user experience. Christ
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, December 03, 2022 12:24:36 PMTwitter for Android
V important announcement. Unlike George Brett, I am pleased to announce that I didn't shit my pants at the Bellagio
https://t.co/hfy1cbtJbq 		Friday, December 02, 2022 11:54:44 PMTwitter for Android
Specifically Google. Get your shit together.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, December 01, 2022 3:40:40 AMTwitter Web App
Everyone gives me shit for being negative and calling ut tech companies, but no. I'm sorry. You're tracking my every move and making ad revenue off me. So I get to demand that your shit works well and your UX isn't whack Thursday, December 01, 2022 3:40:13 AMTwitter Web App
Standing under a heat lamp and my phone's battery temp is 106. Gotta.make this shit last until the pixel 8 comes out Tuesday, November 29, 2022 11:33:27 PMTwitter for Android
Overheating piece of shit. 106° battery temp just doing some basic social media and web browsing
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Sunday, November 27, 2022 11:35:11 PMTwitter for Android
Spirit is a shit airline. I have 0 good experiences ever flying them. 0. Ever single time, there was some issue Sunday, November 27, 2022 2:39:29 PMTwitter for Android
What a gd pain in the ass. @SpiritAirlines emailing me a boarding pass that literally doesn't display in the email

TF is this acceptable? This is an actual horse shit user experience. https://t.co/Nsv6URJ47U 		Saturday, November 26, 2022 11:53:01 PMTwitter for Android
Grab yourself some Anker shit for Black Friday/Cyber Monday. Their stuff is SOLID. Friday, November 25, 2022 11:35:24 PMTwitter Web App
My dog is on the shit list. She's a 100lb dumbass that instigated shit with a 40lb pitbull and lost the fight. Got a jaw locked onto her face and ear. Ate out of a puke garbage can twice. Also runs away to the neighbors' a lot. Never did any of this before.

BarkBox cancelled 		Wednesday, November 23, 2022 7:53:17 PMTwitter for Android
2nd Gen Google Home Hub is a laughable piece of shit. Google Assistant is abysmal at understanding and processing the right commands. Whoever the product owners and or UX designers are obviously don't use the product because they can't see how much of a blantant shitpile it is Monday, November 21, 2022 11:25:47 PMTwitter for Android
Why is there no way to list all blocked channels on YouTube kids app? (I have to block utter garbage content)

You can only do it by going to the channel in the main YouTube app

Again, Google has shit UX across the majority of it's products 		Monday, November 21, 2022 9:07:38 AMTwitter for Android
An actually buggy piece of shit. How is it that you can't cast a video from Google photos. @madebygoogle @googlephotos https://t.co/oXGyTOnSiQ Saturday, November 19, 2022 11:29:21 PMTwitter for Android
Elon's getting rid of the tweet source because too many Google marketing peeps keep posting brand content frm their iPhones.

Scandal on scandal on scandal. Elon fucking shit up. What a time to be alive! 		Saturday, November 19, 2022 12:47:28 AMTwitter Web App
I just got invited to a 9am tomorrow to help band-aid some infrastructure that I said back in 2015 was a complete pile of shit that should be immediately thrown out and rewritten from the ground up.

Yet In the year of our Lord 2022, I'm still dealing with this. I chose wrong. 		Wednesday, October 19, 2022 1:03:25 AMTwitter Web App
Poor Tito is gonna get so much shit for not challenging that, but it's good for me so whatevs Tuesday, October 18, 2022 5:29:47 PMTwitter Web App
The majority of product owners are morons and most software is shit. I had a fingerprint requirement in my myq garage door app to open it. When I logged out and in, it didn't require a fingerprint anymore.

Remember my settings, assholes 		Monday, September 19, 2022 9:27:03 PMTwitter for Android
. @WarnerMedia is a SHIT company. Gutting content just to reduce debt and increase valuation with no regard for the consumer.

https://t.co/jsKrA9hXK4

https://t.co/t9VchW69AA 		Monday, September 19, 2022 9:48:34 AMTwitter for Android
Valid article. The Pixel 6 case is an utter piece of shit. Literally started peeling, cracking just like in the article, yellowing, and separating after just 9 months.

https://t.co/zuX7GLXqa4 		Thursday, September 15, 2022 12:16:31 AMTwitter for Android
My company was bought out a couple years ago and I went from being a baller that knew my shit inside out to not being able to do fuckin anything right and they can eat a dick right now because it's the weekend Friday, September 09, 2022 4:43:50 PMTwitter Web App
$85/month for Spectrum 500 MBPS internet and they can eat a bag of dicks.

I should pay them half my bill for half the speed.

And don't say it's my wifi setup because at one point I was clocking 550mbps, so they have this shit throttled. Assholes https://t.co/eyB9lC8BCO 		Sunday, August 28, 2022 12:48:10 AMTwitter for Android
OMG. The Pixel 6 fingerprint reader isn't a piece of shit anymore after Android 13. It actually works really well and fast. Gj @madebygoogle Friday, August 19, 2022 7:52:25 PMTwitter for Android
Langya Henipavirus (LayV).

WTF kind of shit is this and why does all this bullshit come from China? Get the actual f out of here with this nonsense

https://t.co/mvr91xZzue 		Thursday, August 11, 2022 12:47:11 AMTwitter Web App
DeSantis must take it straight in the ass and hate himself for it because I fail to see what the big fuss is watching a couple drag queens dancing around at brunch. No one is sexualizing children. If their parents are okay taking them who gives a shit.

https://t.co/7vdRd0C5zq 		Saturday, July 30, 2022 4:10:01 AMTwitter for Android
@davenewworld_2 Anyone who voted no on this shit deserves to suffer through every ailment every one of these veterans experienced.

Pro life... They're pro fetus until they stick you in the military and you come back fucked up in body and mind. Seriously this party needs to eat a bag of dicks
In reply to @davenewworld_2's tweet
Friday, July 29, 2022 5:42:50 PMTwitter Web App
Covid was like 1% fatal. Marburg is 100% fatal. If this shit turns into a pandemic, I don't want to be here for it. Just send me right off.

This shit, monkeypox. We're all doomed https://t.co/13Jk6s7wD1
In reply to @'s tweet
Wednesday, July 27, 2022 2:12:00 PMTwitter Web App
This here is some cool shit. The US peaked. If Saudi Arabia pulls this off I'm going there https://t.co/s1ZUTyKtgL Tuesday, July 26, 2022 11:14:56 PMTwitter Web App
I just rewrote some ansible shit that generated configs and now it takes 45 seconds instead of 20 minutes and I was an idiot for doing it the way I did it since 2017 Thursday, July 21, 2022 4:27:24 AMTwitter Web App
@Sen_JoeManchin I hope you get coal miner's lung you dumb piece of shit https://t.co/TFPVsO8adg
In reply to @Sen_JoeManchin's tweet
Friday, July 15, 2022 4:26:37 PMTwitter Web App
Struggling against the Cincinnati Reds. A gd disgrace. Cancel the postseason, because how are the Yankees supposed to beat the Astros if they play like shit against the second worst team in MLB 🖕 Thursday, July 14, 2022 10:30:11 PMTwitter for Android
David Yost is a pile of shit and I hope he drops his toast butter side down https://t.co/UuiPl86SVV Wednesday, July 13, 2022 5:54:27 PMTwitter Web App
I don't want to pay the fucking port Authority of NY NJ $66 to go over a god damn bridge. Cocksuckers. I had a shit enough day as it is Tuesday, July 12, 2022 9:07:59 PMTwitter for Android
Oh for fucks sake. The Port Authority of NY/NJ can go eat a bag of dicks. $66 to go over the fuckin George Washington Bridge because I thought the cocksuckers billed you by mail. But it's backwards shit and they take cash.

I used to give the MTA shit, but they bill you by mail 		Tuesday, July 12, 2022 9:04:12 PMTwitter for Android
Why do I keep getting suggested posts about Nikola Tesla talking shit about Einstein. This is like the third one I got Tuesday, July 05, 2022 11:10:03 PMTwitter Web App
Supreme Court: "We don't give a shit about women's bodies, the environment or Native Americans"

This court sucks a fat one. (3 of the justices are coo though) 		Thursday, June 30, 2022 12:45:49 PMTwitter for Android
We have 6 piece of shit Supreme Court Justices and they need to be removed. I don't care how. They've gotta go Thursday, June 30, 2022 10:20:42 AMTwitter Web App
This guy is a real piece of shit. What ever happened to "don't tread on me" the fuck are you telling people what they can do or not https://t.co/WseEa9jNTE Friday, June 24, 2022 1:47:22 PMTwitter Web App
@GovRonDeSantis Fuck off. You're a real piece of shit
In reply to @GovRonDeSantis's tweet
Friday, June 24, 2022 1:43:34 PMTwitter Web App
You turtle necked motherfucker you. You're a shit stain https://t.co/6pFttju88F
In reply to @'s tweet
Friday, June 24, 2022 1:39:35 PMTwitter Web App
First day of the Summer solstice. Can we end this shit already? When's it going to snow again? Tuesday, June 21, 2022 5:12:34 PMTwitter Web App
I stg I thought this was an Onion article.

Horsey cuntface @RepMTG literally thinks trans people are causing tampon shortages because they're putting them in men's bathrooms. Are you fucking serious with this shit?

Also, this quote is lol https://t.co/yQTIEpC6Ur 		Wednesday, June 15, 2022 1:03:55 AMTwitter for Android
$1.05/therm for natural gas? Shit was like 30 cents a year ago. Fuck natural gas. I'm setting my thermostat to 55 this winter and getting a dual fuel heat pump when my current AC condenser breaks so I can use less dinosaur farts and save the🌎 Tuesday, June 14, 2022 11:35:42 AMTwitter Web App
Today annoyed the living shit out of me. Let's try this again tomorrow Wednesday, June 08, 2022 10:38:10 PMTwitter Web App
https://t.co/rWTUN19gQI

"I'm cool with them, but I won't wear a rainbow patch, because, Jeebus" is literally a dumb shit explanation. 		Monday, June 06, 2022 11:39:51 AMTwitter Web App
This is a horse-toothed wacky bastard who has no right representing a festering pile of shit https://t.co/MGhQwo6WyQ Wednesday, May 25, 2022 12:25:42 AMTwitter Web App
Oh are my tweets too harsh? I had enough of this shit. I have a baby girl I'm trying to raise in this shithole country Tuesday, May 24, 2022 7:52:03 PMTwitter for Android
Get the actual fuck out of here with this monkeypox shit. We're not even through the covid pandemic yet.

Society peaked. We're all going to hell 		Tuesday, May 24, 2022 11:33:05 AMTwitter Web App
This needy-assed engineer needs to be able to do shit on his own without me holding his hand. Bruh's been here like 3 years. Learn how to do things Tuesday, May 24, 2022 10:53:10 AMTwitter Web App
I used to be a good engineer, then this horseshit company bought us out, I had to use their piece of shit stack, and now I feel like a literal dumb fuck who can't do anything right. This is a blow to my ego. Friday, May 20, 2022 5:50:14 PMTwitter Web App
Jesus Christ Severino. I turn the game in and your line is 0/0/0 and then you give up a homemade and a walk.

I need to stop watching this shit. I'm bad luck 		Monday, May 16, 2022 8:26:31 PMTwitter for Android
Stock market is shit but I literally copied Warren Buffett and bought Occidental Petroleum a few weeks ago when he scooped up billions of dollars of it and that shit's up 20%. Just copy the guy. He's never wrong. You can't lose Monday, May 16, 2022 11:50:22 AMTwitter Web App
I also ruined Nestor Cortez's no hitter in the 8th because he was facing me on my fantasy team and I gave one of my dudes shit about it and that instantly caused a base hit
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, May 12, 2022 11:09:41 PMTwitter for Android
This shit cracks me up https://t.co/VpWsscQjpe Thursday, May 12, 2022 11:41:02 AMTwitter Web App
Seriously, Fuck Netflix for this shit. Everyone else is going to follow this shitty precedent. The whole point of streaming is to not pay $200/month for cable and that's the direction we're going in folks because fucking society is collapsing

https://t.co/TU3MeFbSl2 		Wednesday, May 11, 2022 1:54:08 PMTwitter Web App
Jesus Fuckin Christ. I've been asking for trainings / certs at work forever and they ignore me. Then I found out Friday night at 8 PM that they threw me into a 3 day workshop Monday on west coast time from 12-8PM and now I have to shuffle so much shit around the fuckin cocksucker Saturday, May 07, 2022 9:01:56 AMTwitter for Android
I hope the ghost of RBG haunts the shit out of any dumbshit, "Christian" politician who is trying to tell women what the fuck they can do with their own bodies https://t.co/kVvmkN816n Thursday, May 05, 2022 4:18:36 PMTwitter Web App
Bill O'Reilly is a pile of shit, but he's not the most wrong here: https://t.co/U8fM5JYU6a

While the US can yeet Putin and turn the entire Kremlin into a crater, it's not really wise to start WWIII 		Wednesday, May 04, 2022 10:17:51 AMTwitter Web App
This shit's never going to end https://t.co/QBSJcKSBDw Tuesday, May 03, 2022 1:41:14 PMTwitter Web App
Bruh, you need to relax and not bawl in tears over "what Musk's takeover can mean for you" It's just Twitter. It's just a job. There are other jobs. There are more important real world problems. This isn't shit you cry over ffs

https://t.co/bSbAXTo1IW 		Wednesday, April 27, 2022 9:32:13 AMTwitter Web App
Oh man. It's not looking good for the orange piece of shit, but he'll stay out of jail. Trust me. Tuesday, April 26, 2022 1:45:39 AMTwitter for Android
The Pixel watch (which I'll probably wait until it's heavily discounted, since my Versa 3 is not even a year old) better use a woven band instead of that plastic skin-rash inducing shit Fitbit uses Tuesday, April 26, 2022 1:44:53 AMTwitter for Android
Hey @MLB what is this Friday Night Baseball shit? The games are exclusively on Apple TV or Prime? But they're blacked out? WHAT kind of shit is this you hacks.

Fire Manfred. Guy is a fucking joke. Baseball has gone to shit. 		Friday, April 22, 2022 9:40:11 PMTwitter for Android
I hate apps where you buy the pro version that lasts a lifetime, and then they run out of money and introduce a pro plus version or some shit like that and start taking away pro features. The assholes Tuesday, April 19, 2022 8:26:29 AMTwitter for Android
The FUCK is MLB scheduling games for 11am EST on a Monday. Kind of shit is that. Messing with my fantasy team lineup Monday, April 18, 2022 11:58:14 AMTwitter Web App
Like, some asshole had dirty glasses, and they called an optometrist who came with lights and sirens just to clean mud off glasses.

Fuck outta here with this idiot shit
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, April 16, 2022 1:53:32 PMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle Another piece of shit app that I had to clear storage in order for it to work correctly. What the fuck is going on? Why are all my apps fuckin up to the point they don't work until I delete all local storage.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, April 16, 2022 4:01:10 AMTwitter for Android
My series on "All Android apps are pieces of shit" continues:

@accuweather wtf is this bullshit. Make sure the ad displays but the weather doesn't? Why'd I buy this shit, I have the pro version https://t.co/zTtKyjzdqc 		Saturday, April 16, 2022 3:55:30 AMTwitter for Android
Seriously wtf @madebygoogle @Android

Why are developers so shitty at writing Android apps? Does Java suck? Does Kotlin suck? Most Android apps are piles of buggy shit.

I don't prefer iOS, but f'in all those apps arent buggy

It's absolutely enraging.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:48:01 PMTwitter for Android
My Twitter app started crashing every time on launch. I had to clear app data to fix it. Now I can't figure out how to turn off light mode.

Will all you Android app developers write better shit?!?! Holy fuck. This is like the 6th app in a row that's been a complete shitpile 		Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:45:34 PMTwitter for Android
Yes you got this wrong. I'm telling the truth here Twitter. Geez, Elon needs to take this shit over, it's gone to the birds (see what I did there? I'm so punny) https://t.co/LD4XgLvMic Thursday, April 14, 2022 3:56:37 PMTwitter Web App
JFC node.js is a cocksucking piece of shit Thursday, April 14, 2022 1:52:27 PMTwitter Web App
This place is annoying the ever-loving piss out of me today. I'm gonna go pick up dog shit and mow my lawn instead of dealing with this noise Tuesday, April 12, 2022 1:09:20 PMTwitter Web App
iCloud's web app is being a piece of shit right now and i need to find my goddamn work phone https://t.co/XY4RgAKUQd Tuesday, April 12, 2022 9:53:11 AMTwitter Web App
I hate what my job turned into and I hope I can trick them into keeping me around until all my packages and shit cash out because otherwise I really don't belong here Monday, April 11, 2022 12:30:39 PMTwitter Web App
The @YESNetwork Android app is a pile of shit https://t.co/zUQl9JRwpu Friday, April 08, 2022 5:03:45 PMTwitter for Android
Yo @madebygoogle @rosterloh Stop focusing so much on Snapchat for Pixel feature drops. No one uses that shit anymore. It's a dumb ass app. Seriously, how much are they paying you to promote their dumb platform? Few people care about Snapchat. Work on something cooler. Jeez. https://t.co/pJdCZ4oqSw Monday, March 28, 2022 4:53:28 PMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle Will 100% get the Pixel watch but make sure that shit works with Fitbit Premium because I just prepaid a year. So not getting it if it doesn't. Saturday, March 26, 2022 11:35:01 PMTwitter for Android
I'm doing my taxes and this is enraging me. Anything under $5 should be ignored. I have to do all this useless shit to report fucking pennies in tax exempt income on a state by state basis so it adds of to 55 cents. This is why the system is bullshit, people. https://t.co/ibKoQGXR9u Thursday, March 24, 2022 10:29:49 PMTwitter Web App
@bubbacrewjam I read on a tech blog it was supposed to drop today. It's almost a half gig, not kilobytes. They have a lot of shit to fix I hope. Maybe this is 12L or whatever. 🤷‍♂️
In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet
Monday, March 21, 2022 10:38:34 PMTwitter for Android
Obviously a lab leak in China... You don't just have a brand new lab built to study respiratory viruses, then have employees get mysteriously sick, then hide shit from the world. Sorry.

https://t.co/Z4mARVcwzf 		Monday, March 21, 2022 11:30:03 AMTwitter Web App
This is the kind of shit the Twitter algorithm recommends me. I'm mad because it's absurd, but it's not the most wrong... https://t.co/Ni3eRxjcDn Sunday, March 20, 2022 2:38:24 PMTwitter for Android
@TIME I'm sorry, but I shouldn't have to drive less because Putin decided to be a fuckin asshole.

And I'm all for being green and transitioning off fossil fuels, but that shit takes time and you need to be rich to do green energy atm
In reply to @TIME's tweet
Friday, March 18, 2022 10:14:49 PMTwitter Web App
I'm on with fucking google support about how their Pixel case is a piece of shit and yellowing and peeling after only 3 months and they asked me for my IMEI.

Fuck does that have to do with anything. It's a gd case. The case doesn't have an IMEI.

I'm actually done with them 		Friday, March 18, 2022 10:06:36 PMTwitter Web App
I'm out of vinegar, but they say baking soda and vinegar. I even washed my hands in coffee grinds which helped a little but I need to stop smelling this perfume-y shit or I'll yack
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, March 07, 2022 9:48:44 AMTwitter Web App
A plug-in air freshener tipped over and spilled its oil all over the place and I was like wtf is that intense smell - it's not even plugged in.

And once that shit's on your hands, it is IMPOSSIBLE to get rid of the smell

I washed my hands like 10 times and it's strong as ever 		Monday, March 07, 2022 9:47:55 AMTwitter Web App
People who post shit like this should get bonked on the head. This is bs. Absolute shit post to cause idiots to like it with the double tap and hit the follow button which overlaps the 0 https://t.co/Cc4X1Cnlhk Saturday, March 05, 2022 12:46:33 PMTwitter for Android
I love how all the gd suits showed up to my routine maintenance last night because our platform is an unstable piece of shit and they don't trust any of us. Here I am rolling in late like it's nbd and when I got there, there were like VPs and shit watching me Thursday, March 03, 2022 10:42:18 PMTwitter Web App
This put me into a fucking MOOD today because it works like shit with Elasticache and something super simple gave me the runaround and I want to punch the fucking person who picked this shit over Terraform
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, February 28, 2022 7:01:21 PMTwitter Web App
fuggoff with this shit. I'm enjoying the waning pandemic: https://t.co/JzQoLp55qy Tuesday, February 22, 2022 2:50:29 PMTwitter Web App
Jesus Christ, @SlackHQ get your shit together Tuesday, February 22, 2022 11:07:31 AMTwitter Web App
I CANNOT wait for Truth Social to launch so I can troll the absolute shit out of it Monday, February 21, 2022 10:04:34 AMTwitter Web App
The young'un is watching Peppa Pig and some of the shit they say in the UK is absurd.

Clockwork boat = windup boat
It's catching = it's contagious 		Sunday, February 20, 2022 9:10:55 AMTwitter for Android
Fuckin Putin needs to cut out this Ukraine shit. Will you fuckers just smoke a blunt and chill? It's making all my energy prices too expensive Friday, February 18, 2022 10:25:28 AMTwitter Web App
No shit... Really? Is this why all my cheap shit from China costs so much now? Thanks Obama

https://t.co/SHy6XHOwvJ 		Tuesday, February 08, 2022 10:50:47 PMTwitter for Android
I just started working 20 minutes ago and it didn't take much to put me in a foul mood. I'm immediately annoyed at all of our bullshit and we have a team in India working overnight that doesn't do a gd thing and ignores all alerts and now I have to clean up their shit Tuesday, February 08, 2022 9:56:39 AMTwitter Web App
Fuck that piece of shit asshole Larry Householder

You dick @HouseholderOH. I hope you go to prison for the rest of your life for being an asshole

https://t.co/0VLZaOL7RP 		Saturday, February 05, 2022 7:01:22 PMTwitter for Android
You guys. Do you think the IRS will give a shit if I don't report my $0.40 realized gain in crypto sales in 2021? https://t.co/bdHeSoTVK3 Friday, February 04, 2022 12:48:20 AMTwitter for Android