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One way to give me an immediate emotional breakdown is to show me posts of people who just lost their dogs. Idk why this content shows up on my timeline and I don't know any of these people or their sweet dog, but it turns me into an instant mess. Sunday, September 14, 2025 9:59:44 PMBlueSky
I swear to Christ, this is the last time I volunteer to update "something quick and easy" in a legacy repo that hasn't been touched in a few years. Friday, June 20, 2025 4:42:36 PMBlueSky
I hate fuckin casinos. I understand probability and know the house always comes out on top, and the only time I'll ever gamble is like $20-40 max and when I'm with a group. But for fucks sake, at least let me play for 20 minutes. Every time I fuckin gamble, I'm wiped in like 2 minutes Tuesday, June 10, 2025 9:53:32 PMBlueSky
My wife doesn't want to hear about our inefficient, shitty water heater setup and how it's a ticking time bomb, so I had a 20 minute convo with an LMM about it, which probably in turn, ended up using 300kWh of electric and 600 gallons of water to analyze my situation and chat about it Friday, May 30, 2025 6:20:16 PMBlueSky
The world totally ended in 2019. CERN blew us all up or something and put us on another timeline.

This is definitely The Bad Place. 		Sunday, May 11, 2025 12:49:18 AMBlueSky
This sexual harassment training is a drag... They literally forced it to be an hour long. It's the same one 4 years in a row so I know all the answers, but they set a fixed time for an hour so it is forcing me to pick wrong answers to lengthen the training and I don't have time for this shit rn Wednesday, April 23, 2025 1:45:53 PMBlueSky
The wokes are all boycotting Target now because they rolled back DEI... I was ahead of our time. Never cared for Target Wednesday, April 16, 2025 12:56:19 AMBlueSky
The United States sucks so much, that my US-based company decided to hold its team offsite IN ANOTHER COUNTRY because our offshore teams 1) Didn't want to come here 2) Were afraid to come here 3) Kept getting their visas denied

What a time to be alive. 		Friday, April 04, 2025 10:01:05 AMBlueSky
See, no one actually asked for this. This kind of crap is why they end up having to raise the price all the time.

screenrant.com/the-electric... 		Monday, March 24, 2025 1:40:14 AMBlueSky
Almost all crime is targeted. It's truly bad luck to be part of a random incident of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

We have friends in a a "bad" neighborhood. Sure, everyone shoots guns in the air and there was a swat incident a few houses down but no one bothers them. 		Saturday, March 22, 2025 12:38:32 PMBlueSky
Not sure how many times I have to reiterate that if you lease/own a cyber truck, you're a raging dickhead. They're unreliable pieces of crap, and on top of that, Elon is a complete jagoff

www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-... 		Monday, March 03, 2025 9:52:16 PMBlueSky
I'd love it if Betelgeuse went supernova in my lifetime. Could happen tomorrow. Could happen in 100,000 years. Either way, it's happening VERY soon! Thursday, February 27, 2025 11:07:31 AMBlueSky
They will get on a call with me for 45 minutes while I essentially do the work for them.

I don't have time to spend 45 minutes with them to do their work, when it takes me 5 minutes to research the shit they can't figure out.
In reply to @portfolioso.com's tweet
Friday, February 21, 2025 12:09:34 PMBlueSky
Tiktok's back on the app stores... What a time to be alive. Friday, February 14, 2025 2:41:16 AMBlueSky
It's gonna be 55 tomorrow? That's basically summertime bru Thursday, January 30, 2025 11:31:48 PMBlueSky
December 1997 was a wild time to be alive. Look at all these bangers. [[ Image ]] Tuesday, January 07, 2025 1:17:31 AMBlueSky
Not sure when the mid-song key change fell out of favor (probably sometime in the 90s) but we need to bring them back immejitly Sunday, December 22, 2024 2:45:02 PMBlueSky
In the 90s and early 2000s, Times New Roman, 12 pt size was the gold standard. If you didn't use that for a paper, it was essentially rejected. It was such an ugly font, too! (I'm not a fan of serif fonts).

Now MSFT changes the defaults up all the time 		Friday, December 13, 2024 3:48:50 AMBlueSky
I really suggest ignoring the trolls. People suck, and you can spend the rest of your life pointing out their hatred at you, and that's a complete waste of your time. You don't have to prove anything to these people. Tuesday, December 03, 2024 5:26:33 PMBlueSky
@FoxxOnTheRocks I miss the snow. It rarely snows in Ohio anymore. We didn't even get more than a few inches at a time for the past few years.

Guess I need to move out west
In reply to @FoxxOnTheRocks's tweet
Friday, November 08, 2024 2:46:11 PMTwitter Web App
@SaveStandard @charliekirk11 @EvanAKilgore yea. idk why players want to go on permanent daylight time. That's the adjusted time. Standard time is normal
In reply to @SaveStandard's tweet
Friday, November 08, 2024 2:29:07 PMTwitter Web App
Update: "Restarting outlook two times" did not solve the issue
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, November 04, 2024 11:48:07 AMTwitter Web App
New Outlook with the most annoying bug of all time prompts for feedback on every launch. They can't even manage to ask for feedback correctly. This is laugh out loud funny. And sad. CC @crisisofconsc https://t.co/svx8ZZl4KH Monday, November 04, 2024 11:47:40 AMTwitter Web App
@robertdr00 @OHRSCC You're all dummies. A no vote keeps the current maps, which are absurdly unfair for citizen representation.

The current maps were shot down 7 times in court and they were like "fuck em, we'll keep them anyways"
In reply to @robertdr00's tweet
Sunday, November 03, 2024 1:23:54 AMTwitter for Android
@ohiogop How does voting no stop gerrymandering if it lets the same 5 crooked assholes draw the maps? Maps that were deemed unconstitutional 7 times.

You are all outside your minds
In reply to @ohiogop's tweet
Friday, November 01, 2024 12:18:59 PMTwitter for Android
@ChairmanAlex Why don't you allow replies, you wimp? Can't take the criticism? So you mean to tell me that your moron party drew maps 7 times and they all got struck down as unfair? You're telling us to vote no to trust YOUR party to draw them fairly?

BAHAHA You corrupt fool https://t.co/ADS507JXMI 		Monday, October 28, 2024 12:27:59 PMTwitter Web App
This is peak 90s. These are FIRE JAMs. Imagine all these charting at the same time? What a gd time to be alive! https://t.co/eEQD9MuQIQ Monday, October 21, 2024 1:32:37 AMTwitter Web App
Bluesky is bullshit. My account keeps getting rate limited on login and I hardly use it. It's kept my web session logged in but I can't login elsewhere.

Support took 3 weeks to get back to me and they were like "well, don't go over the limit and try again later" by which, that time it worked again 		Tuesday, October 15, 2024 9:40:42 AMBlueSky
Shit or get off the pot... It's time for Aaron to get a ring to accompany a career best year. Yankees also need to end this 15 year drought. Let's fuckin GOOOOOOOO! https://t.co/vGxWJVIRFa Sunday, October 06, 2024 1:14:03 AMTwitter for Android
Walmart+ is shit. Garbage logistics compared to Amazon Prime. Second time I ordered something and it didn't arrive on time before my trip and now it's useless to me. Never usually have any issues with Amazon Thursday, August 01, 2024 3:54:26 PMTwitter for Android
What a time to be alive with this Pulitzer Prize winning discord content: https://t.co/oidTo0dVtK Sunday, July 21, 2024 3:31:48 PMTwitter for Android
Good. Giving money to politicians is the stupidest fucking waste of all time. So many better uses for it

https://t.co/Rd6CcUCs8y 		Thursday, July 11, 2024 12:20:51 PMTwitter for Android
@crisisofconsc You can always bundle up in winter. You can't do anything to cool off in summer unless you're in AC or water, which isn't practical all the time.
In reply to @crisisofconsc's tweet
Monday, July 01, 2024 11:04:04 PMTwitter for Android
@BankofAmerica SecOps engineer here... Can you explain to me why you use Entrust TLS certs when they have a proven poor track record with security and Google is going to stop trusting them in October? And why you don't support TLS 1.3 or QUIC yet? Get with the times Sunday, June 30, 2024 6:50:19 PMTwitter for Android
Welp covid killed my taste so I guess it's a great time to do mushrooms Thursday, June 27, 2024 3:09:20 PMTwitter Web App
🎵🎵Should have been dead on a Sunday morning, banging my head
No time for mourning
Ain't got no time🎵🎵

Y'all. Everyone laughs and makes fun of Creed, but you know you all secretly like it just a lil but. 		Tuesday, June 18, 2024 11:03:42 AMTwitter Web App
Are they fucking stupid? Who TF burns tires? Last time I heard about this was on the Simpsons (Springfield tire fire, anyone?)

https://t.co/n6nt63td5z 		Monday, April 22, 2024 7:47:12 PMTwitter for Android
They're lucky I really don't like iPhones, because after the piece of shit abomination that was the Pixel 6 Pro (broke so many times I ran out of insurance claims), I should have never gotten another Pixel again. But I did. And it lasted 6 months before fucking up
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Sunday, April 21, 2024 11:19:25 PMTwitter Web App
@Ticketmaster has a piece of shit system. Maybe tell me that my session timed out before I filled out a form and got directed back to the login page and had to do it all the fuck over again.

Basic UX for fucks sake 		Monday, April 15, 2024 3:26:11 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose Can't believe they wasted their time, energy and raw materials making you that plaque
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Friday, April 12, 2024 5:46:22 PMTwitter Web App
@lcrecchie Here's a good timeline and place to start: https://t.co/6prQZrv1EY

It was not yet updated about Randazzo
In reply to @lcrecchie's tweet
Thursday, April 11, 2024 12:05:59 AMTwitter Web App
Senile Joe cannot be issuing these statements while at the same time continuing to support and send weapons to Israel

Take your pick. An old senile imbecile or an old deranged lunatic. We're so fucked 2024 😪 https://t.co/7y2VTbo5Xi 		Wednesday, April 03, 2024 12:09:54 AMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose Frankie Boy! Did the Upper Arlington grannies scare you away this time?

The only thing proven is how badly you'll lose. Frank will never hold public office again! PS - give us back our $18 million from the sham special election
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Tuesday, March 19, 2024 1:24:30 PMTwitter Web App
This meeting needs to end already. It's 15 minutes over, they're beating the dead horse, and it's after 5 on a Friday and I'm the only one on Eastern Time on the call.

I'm in a whole mood rn 		Friday, March 15, 2024 5:15:35 PMBlueSky
@chill1_swag @FrankLaRose @JCU_CRepublican @UA_CRepublicans @CR_Pitt His political career ended when he banned special elections and then wasted $20 million holding the dumbest special election of all time that would have taken people's rights - and LOST. What an ignoramus!
In reply to @chill1_swag's tweet
Sunday, February 18, 2024 2:28:52 PMTwitter for Android
@notshenetworks Kids are savage. One time I was out in a gray sweatshirt and sweatpants walked past a school, and one of the kids was like "what up, coach!"
In reply to @shenetworks's tweet
Tuesday, February 13, 2024 11:08:53 AMTwitter Web App
Super Bowl drinking game: take a shot every time they cut to Taylor Sunday, February 11, 2024 6:28:02 PMBlueSky
@FrankLaRose @butlersheriff What are the odds these antiques will still be alive by the time election day rolls around Frankie Boy?
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Sunday, February 11, 2024 12:49:01 AMTwitter for Android
I need to post something newer than the last datetimestamp of my BSky posts I'm archiving to my DB to test something. This is that update Friday, February 09, 2024 12:22:16 AMBlueSky
Fuck off with this shit. Pandemics only happen every hundred years or so. We've already hit the quota for my lifetime

https://t.co/Q5JHlY4L1T 		Friday, January 19, 2024 10:32:34 AMTwitter Web App
@Johnie I have an Asus router. Their per device bandwidth monitoring is buggy. Often times, it confuses them. It did the same to me and showed a smart plug using GB of upload per day and it confused it with my doorbell camera
In reply to @Johnie's tweet
Saturday, January 13, 2024 8:30:45 PMTwitter for Android
Ok cut the shit. I understand the sentiment but don't fuck with traffic. NYC traffic is jacked up enough as it is

https://t.co/tIPhlu9Aky 		Monday, January 08, 2024 12:36:33 PMTwitter for Android
@VoteMarsha @realDonaldTrump @williamsontngop It's really time for these antiques to move on
In reply to @VoteMarsha's tweet
Sunday, January 07, 2024 1:41:22 AMTwitter for Android
My prediction is that because many of these justices suck Trump's dick, they'll rule to reinstate him on state ballots in no time!

I still think this is a bad precedent to set though, despite how loaded the court is and how looney orange man is

https://t.co/DZxslXKCde 		Friday, December 29, 2023 9:24:45 AMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle No worries. Forgot what I even asked and couldn't find it in my history. Next time
In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet
Friday, December 22, 2023 7:39:19 PMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle US. It happened sometime. yesterday evening. I couldn't even find a record of my question on my https://t.co/sV9I5G5yjm, so it probably just wasn't working at the time.

This is fine. It works again. I'm used to how inherently buggy Google Home voice assistant is
In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet
Friday, December 22, 2023 10:27:10 AMTwitter for Android
@Yubico This is absolutely HENIOUS. Why do you even use Pitney Bowes as a middleman? Just mail it with USPS. My key was ordered on 11/6 and it's still not here. It could have sailed around the globe in that time.

Like why does it not move for three weeks at a time? https://t.co/vocSTByIh3 		Thursday, December 14, 2023 3:03:44 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose Good Boy, Frankie. I'm glad the elections are fair. This way, you can't contest on how voters thought your special election was crap, and also voted yes on 1 and 2. Goofball.

Also how about that audience! It's time for this generation to move on if you catch my drift...
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Wednesday, December 06, 2023 10:10:11 AMTwitter Web App
Happy December and RIP Chester

https://t.co/pIbFcmgQ92

(Every time I post this, wifey calls me an emo) 		Friday, December 01, 2023 3:17:33 PMTwitter Web App
Next time, we should buy this shit from Amazon instead of directly. They actually know how to deliver shit in a couple days. It's still not here. Shipping was this shitty in like the 80s dude
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, November 28, 2023 11:15:34 PMTwitter Web App
@alexengineer10 @RayRedacted Time to switch to Windows. This is built in with Windows Key https://t.co/XrrHsWJfPV
In reply to @alexengineer10's tweet
Wednesday, November 15, 2023 2:59:48 PMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer They change them every time? LMAO
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
Tuesday, November 07, 2023 3:33:05 PMTwitter Web App
@PeterRange12 @DioceseToledo @BishopDEThomas You can still vote yes and then choose life, dummies. Time to start taxing the churches
In reply to @PeterRange12's tweet
Tuesday, November 07, 2023 12:57:35 PMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer This is a lab thing. They have to be directly under your feet and trip you up at all times
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
Monday, November 06, 2023 10:24:04 AMTwitter Web App
@ProtectWomenOH Churches should not be toting politics. How about it's time we start taxing them? Then they can put up whatever signs they want
In reply to @ProtectWomenOH's tweet
Wednesday, November 01, 2023 4:43:34 PMTwitter Web App
All these companies raising prices can eat a bag of dicks. It's time to bring back piracy. 🏴‍☠️

https://t.co/xFG2YxcKDF 		Saturday, October 28, 2023 12:20:36 PMTwitter for Android
@_sysengineer I call out chatgpt for giving me wrong code all the time and it's like "yep whoops. I'm wrong." Then gives another wrong solution
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
Monday, October 23, 2023 10:25:32 PMTwitter for Android
@ChairmanAlex It's time to stop government interference into personal, intimate and difficult matters, Alex https://t.co/S3vEw3tGaV
In reply to @ChairmanAlex's tweet
Saturday, October 21, 2023 11:47:39 PMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle Whose idea was it to ruin the Google One VPN on the Pixel 8? I hate the new behavior. I want to be able to toggle it when I want. Not have it come on anytime I switch networks or specify excluded networks where it cannot be turned on as needed. Friday, October 13, 2023 1:13:50 AMTwitter for Android
@FitbitSupport is there a way to get with the times and add support for dark mode? How is this not a thing in 2023 when OLED displays have been mainstream for over 7 years? Tuesday, October 10, 2023 1:02:58 PMTwitter for Android
@crisisofconsc @Naaackers Microsoft is king of making the end user click things a billion times in their UI. Azure is ENRAGING to use
In reply to @crisisofconsc's tweet
Tuesday, October 03, 2023 7:53:05 PMTwitter for Android
I see decrepit Feinstein finally kicked the bucket.

Now it's also time for this to happen to Mitch, Joe and Donald as well. They're all old farts who should be off playing with their grandkids instead of holding office (except Trump, that guy can go to hell) 		Friday, September 29, 2023 3:06:16 PMTwitter Web App
I stumbled upon some nonsensical church broadcast and it's a bunch of hicks singing about Jesus and talking about that one time they cooked a possum.

Jeeeesus there's no hope for this country 		Thursday, September 28, 2023 9:49:07 PMTwitter for Android
@_sysengineer Windows 11 blue screened on me 5 times the week I first got a new laptop with it. Windows 10 blue screened on me once ever

This is coming from a weather guy who's wrong all the time 🤣
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
Sunday, September 24, 2023 7:54:02 PMTwitter for Android
Summer ended yesterday. Thank Christ. Time to cool it down up in this bitch Friday, September 22, 2023 9:02:17 AMTwitter for Android
@paramountplus your app stinks on Samsung smart TVs. Literally freezes every single time playing content but the ads work just fine. Actually do better for a paid product Saturday, September 16, 2023 6:18:07 PMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle tell me that the Pixel 8 series:

1) Isn't going to overheard like the 6&7
2) has biometrics that actually works
3) has a functional cellular modem

Because my Pixel 6 Pro was an epic piece of shit that broke so many times they refused to issue more insurance claims 		Wednesday, September 13, 2023 12:36:26 AMTwitter for Android
I hope the Pixel 8 / Pixel 8 Pro fingerprint reader doesn't suck a cock for the first time in a couple years. If they're using the same shitty optical sensor, they're morons Tuesday, September 12, 2023 4:02:48 PMTwitter Web App
Seriously, it's 2023. Who the fuck is using anything less than TLS 1.2? Like I don't get why every gd year around audit time, we get flagged for shit running TLS 1.0 and 1.1. Who needs to get punched in the face? Friday, September 08, 2023 10:06:52 AMTwitter Web App
@triketora Nowadays, you're liable to have bad experiences.... Checkin time was 3PM for us and we told a host we'd be there at 5PM. When it came to 5PM, he refused to let us in until 7:30. Ended up cancelling the stay
In reply to @triketora's tweet
Thursday, September 07, 2023 12:21:13 PMTwitter Web App
FRANKIE BOY!!!! I can't believe I have to go out and vote NO on your stupid corrupt, desperate power grab amendment today. Waste of my time. https://t.co/di9wGZBWTc Tuesday, August 08, 2023 2:02:11 AMTwitter for Android
@FrankLaRose What a great time to early vote no on these crooked bastards' amendment
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Saturday, August 05, 2023 6:54:14 PMTwitter for Android
@ohiogop There's still time to eat a bag of dicks
In reply to @ohiogop's tweet
Saturday, August 05, 2023 6:26:46 PMTwitter for Android
@crisisofconsc Microsoft's identity management is the worst thing ever when you're logged in with multiple accounts. Absolutely enraging. Also doesn't help that there are like 3 "don't do this step next time" screens for every login
In reply to @crisisofconsc's tweet
Wednesday, August 02, 2023 11:46:43 PMTwitter Web App
3/3 people agree. It's time for these fucking antiques to step down and maybe young people should be leading our country.

Like seriously, these career politicians are so decrepit and half dead wtf do they know...

https://t.co/vW4jydxrQ7 		Saturday, July 29, 2023 9:18:41 AMTwitter for Android
Bios updates always give me the heebie jeebies. I've bricked a few Lenovos in my time, simply updating them normally https://t.co/9PSo3Onrxb Thursday, July 27, 2023 4:14:37 PMTwitter for Android
RIP my Pixel 6 Pro. Worst piece of shit phone I've ever owned. Between the useless fingerprint reader, the overheating... It was enraging

Screen broke three times and they won't issue another insurance claim even though that's not what the fuck their preferred care website says: https://t.co/Uj8dvHZqQ4 		Saturday, July 22, 2023 3:57:15 PMTwitter for Android
Insurance claiming my Pixel 6 Pro for the third time because the rounded ass screen cracks if you blow on it. This is a piece of shit phone. I literaly bought the 5 on ebay and it's superior. What the fuck @madebygoogle

I skipped the Pixel 7 and will skip the 8 because of this 		Wednesday, July 19, 2023 9:49:15 AMTwitter Web App
@ashtabulacounty @VoteYesOhio This is idiotic. You're citing shit from the 1800s. Get with the times - it's a living document. Don't give up your liberties. Anyone with half a brain who isn't corrupt and sold out to special interests or drinking magaga Kool Aide would vote no.
In reply to @ashtabulacounty's tweet
Tuesday, July 18, 2023 12:59:57 PMTwitter for Android
HEY @ChairmanAlex! Why are you limiting replies? Last time you tweeted to vote yes on this crooked shit, you got eviscerated on Twitter. Thanks for wasting $20million on a special election that was formerly eliminated and backing out of state billionaires to control the minority https://t.co/WVM2KDZ0XB https://t.co/VrgAu0B02y Sunday, July 16, 2023 9:21:09 AMTwitter for Android
@8timewinner @ohiogop Why would you vote yes? You drinking the Kool Aide and want them to take away your freedoms? https://t.co/S3EI84LWjr
In reply to @8timewinner's tweet
Tuesday, July 11, 2023 8:17:46 AMTwitter for Android
Dick pic bot 😂. What a time to be alive. Sheesh https://t.co/StCBsfDwiW Sunday, July 09, 2023 7:34:30 PMTwitter for Android
Federate with Mastodon instances and add hashtagging and this hits the sweet spot.

In the meantime, enjoy the fragmentation.
In reply to @portfolioso.com's tweet
Saturday, July 08, 2023 4:38:57 PMBlueSky
Ever since Elon took over Twitter, my entire timeline is flooded with ight wing, Trumpy assholes like MTG, Greg Abbott and Ron DeSantis bullshits. I don't want to see this content and I can't get it to go away.

Twitter is officially ruined. It's Truth Social++ 		Saturday, July 08, 2023 12:02:36 PMTwitter for Android
What is this absolute idiocy. Kid came across this show and it's beyond absurd. Idk wtf this chef is saying 100% of the time. No wonder kids today talk like morons because they emulate these ass clowns. Who makes this shit

https://t.co/aARpJyAMwX 		Thursday, July 06, 2023 9:53:22 PMTwitter for Android
One time, my mom told me that the reason I snore is because I have a fat neck Thursday, July 06, 2023 5:28:52 PMBlueSky
This is gonna sound awful, but I'm tired of all these articles. A cocky guy created a shitty product that failed. Now he's dead and it's time for someone smarter to make something better. The end

https://t.co/93VhfMXn2e 		Wednesday, July 05, 2023 1:58:06 AMTwitter for Android
I have this neighbor Karen who's an old boomer and never shuts up. She invites herself over all the time to talk our ear off and no one wants to hear it. Ain't got time for that noise. Monday, July 03, 2023 8:17:33 PMBlueSky
@notshenetworks What'd you get? Gas, electric or heat pump/electric? Mine's 15 years old and I'm beyond borrowed time, but if it ain't broke, don't fix it because I'm broke
In reply to @shenetworks's tweet
Friday, June 02, 2023 10:09:32 AMTwitter Web App
Plus, I'm a povo now with this inflation and shit economy. I can't be dropping over $1k for inferior bullshit. I didn't even pay off the 6 Pro yet and the screen broke 3 times already because it's a curved screen fragile piece of shit
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Sunday, May 21, 2023 10:49:04 AMTwitter for Android
Google fucking sucks over here. All this shit fails on the reg. My Google assistant answers about 25% of the time. A totally buggy pile of shit company lately. Jesus christ get your shit together https://t.co/kcF7ERFs86 Saturday, May 06, 2023 4:43:55 PMTwitter for Android
@crisisofconsc I had a first gen surfacebook. It rocked a dual core Intel cpu. DUAL Core... in like 2015. My phone at the time had more cores. It was so bad.
In reply to @crisisofconsc's tweet
Saturday, May 06, 2023 1:43:30 AMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle No, it works in the Nest app (although I've been having intermittent delayed notifications and timeline events loading, but that seems to work now)

But has not worked in the Google Home app for over a week. And yes, I have the latest patched Android 13, Pixel 6 Pro & updated app
In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet
Sunday, April 30, 2023 11:03:25 PMTwitter Web App
@EricRichards22 Lmao. This defines Google to a tee. Half bake a product. Keep it beta for 10 years, replace it 2-3 times without feature parity, and then kill it off
In reply to @EricRichards22's tweet
Sunday, April 30, 2023 3:44:56 PMTwitter for Android
@notrichben @googlenesthelp Nest camera feeds have been a gd piece of shit lately. Delayed notifications. Nest app video feed hardly loads, and the timeline doesn't show events. And it's totally broken in Google Home (which used to work but support told me isn't supported anymore)

This is horse shit
In reply to @notrichben's tweet
Sunday, April 30, 2023 1:25:58 PMTwitter for Android
@guyday77 @SawyerMerritt @elonmusk @WallStreetSilv @jackiesnews This is a dying demographic. Boomers ruined the planet and made conditions shitty for millennials and Gen Z and it's time for them to go
In reply to @guyday77's tweet
Sunday, April 30, 2023 9:58:03 AMTwitter for Android
You can't even make this shit up folks! You'd think the following statement would be satire but it is 100% fact. What a time to be alive!

"Marjorie Taylor Greene Compares Trump to Jesus & Nelson Mandela in Interview With Her Boyfriend" 		Wednesday, April 05, 2023 1:14:21 AMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle @rosterloh

I broke my Pixel 6 Pro screen for the third fucking time. No idea what happened. It was in my pocket. Whoever decided to put rounded corners on it is a fucking asshole. This is the worst piece of shit pixel I've owned 		Thursday, March 30, 2023 9:33:26 AMTwitter Web App
This also explains why The Google Pixel Superfan group never sends me any swag. But they should, because I'm right all the time.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, March 22, 2023 12:27:27 AMTwitter Web App
Plastic blows. Time to start making corn plastic instead

https://t.co/9STEgErjmS 		Wednesday, March 08, 2023 8:11:04 PMTwitter for Android
Doing all these stuffy corporate harassment training bullshits. Stop wasting my time. Literally don't be a dick, creep or weirdo to people and that's it Monday, March 06, 2023 5:44:11 PMTwitter Web App
I'm watching George Carlin rail on organized religion in the middle of the car dealership waiting room until the car is ready, and I burst out laughing at least 5 times and got looks Saturday, February 18, 2023 12:19:38 PMTwitter Web App
I will again reiterate that plastic is the worst invention of all time

https://t.co/3r0KsjoBX9 		Saturday, February 18, 2023 11:39:47 AMTwitter for Android
AI is never wrong. There are no positive attributes of Donald Trump. At the same time, there's not much positive about a million year old senile career politician, either. https://t.co/iCT93WvwoK Wednesday, February 01, 2023 5:59:55 PMTwitter Web App
jfc Elon, this isn't important. What a waste of time. Maybe they should be spending it on fixing inflation or climate change instead? You can probably afford it, but 12 shitty, non organic eggs are like $8.99 rn https://t.co/nc7A5hKgyf Tuesday, January 24, 2023 10:31:15 PMTwitter Web App
Oh great #2 plastics were supposed to be safe. Plastic was the worst fucking invention of all time and now the planet is ruined. Some meteor should just end us all. Fuck it

https://t.co/hHbobmSDcw 		Friday, December 30, 2022 2:09:10 AMTwitter for Android
Ticketmaster is fucking trash. I had two tickets I ran out of time buying bc I was looking for my CC and it never released those seats when I tried to repurchase them Thursday, December 15, 2022 12:58:35 PMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle Tell @rosterloh this is fucking unacceptable and to produce better phones. Literally the in screen fingerprint reader on the 6 pro is horse shit garbage. It reads my fingerprint probably 20% of the time
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:52:32 AMTwitter Web App
My wife drops her iphone without a case in concrete all the time and it hasn't broken what a fuckin piece of shit
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, December 13, 2022 8:45:49 AMTwitter for Android
Jesus fucking Christ. Time to insurance claim my phone for the second time. Because the screen broke falling off my lap onto a wood floor.

Hey @madebygoogle fuck you and choosing to use a curved screen in the pixel 6 pro because it sticks out and shatters on the corner 		Tuesday, December 13, 2022 8:45:21 AMTwitter for Android
If I can smell your shitty perfume from the other end of the table, it's N95 time Thursday, December 01, 2022 2:40:31 PMTwitter Web App
If @youtubemusic wants to be relevant, their AI needs to have our end of year summaries out at the same time Spotify does their wrap. Last year, I got mine in February. Do better Thursday, December 01, 2022 3:39:27 AMTwitter Web App
@SpiritAirlines Oh I appreciate it. Nothing can be done though because you can't control time or make the gate available to deplane. I'm just venting to my 20 followers so no big deal
In reply to @SpiritAirlines's tweet
Sunday, November 27, 2022 11:41:08 PMTwitter for Android
Spirit is a shit airline. I have 0 good experiences ever flying them. 0. Ever single time, there was some issue Sunday, November 27, 2022 2:39:29 PMTwitter for Android
For fucks sake. The neighborhood Karen must look out her window for when I'm outside because I'm liable to run into her 100% of the time and the lady never shuts the fuck up and my NY ass ain't got time for that Saturday, November 26, 2022 2:28:57 PMTwitter for Android
Elon's getting rid of the tweet source because too many Google marketing peeps keep posting brand content frm their iPhones.

Scandal on scandal on scandal. Elon fucking shit up. What a time to be alive! 		Saturday, November 19, 2022 12:47:28 AMTwitter Web App
What a time to be alive. @jesus is verified on Twitter. Elon you DOG you Saturday, November 12, 2022 11:38:16 PMTwitter for Android
. @madebygoogle I just spent 20 minutes adding 508 pictures to an album only for @googlephotos to tell me that you could only add 500 at a time and it lost the entire selection. Now I have to do it all over again.

What the fuck with this garbage UX 		Saturday, October 29, 2022 11:45:53 AMTwitter for Android
Elon you DOG! Buying Twitter and running train through their exec team. What a wacky guy, and time to be alive Thursday, October 27, 2022 11:53:04 PMTwitter Web App
Unpopular opinion: This was a stupid fuckin idea that is going to damage the economy for a long time: https://t.co/TPQdjqm6cm

The actual issue is why the fuck college is so expensive to begin with. 		Monday, September 26, 2022 5:01:44 PMTwitter Web App
OMG my infra code actually worked with convoluted IAM permissions. I haven't felt this good about myself since the last time I did mushrooms Friday, September 09, 2022 5:56:10 PMTwitter for Android
@_sysengineer Gn Jef. Go to bed. It's past your bedtime
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
Saturday, August 27, 2022 11:19:14 PMTwitter for Android
@_sysengineer @notshenetworks all. the. time.

So much for Elon's edit button
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
Tuesday, July 12, 2022 6:29:44 PMTwitter Web App
Yes. Every empire falls. Learn history. US has been in decline for some time now and we're well on the way to a civil war https://t.co/tL7SSHd8T0 Wednesday, July 06, 2022 12:39:36 PMTwitter Web App
This Jan 6th commission is a waste of time and money. It's not going to change any of the the idiots' minds, and none of these Trump cultists are going to get into any trouble as a result Friday, June 17, 2022 3:53:23 PMTwitter Web App
I will never understand how tf people actually live in Texas, Arizona or anywhere south where it's anywhere over 85-90 all the time Wednesday, June 15, 2022 11:59:57 PMTwitter for Android
@_sysengineer Spotify does this too? Literally my #1 gripe about Youtube Music. The random/shuffle STINKS. I can shuffle through my liked songs and hear the same ones or more recently liked ones every single time, and not stuff I liked a while ago. I literally thought it was just them.
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
Thursday, June 09, 2022 12:56:06 PMTwitter Web App
Do not fucking open this by any means. Are they outside their minds? This is the worst idea of all time. You don't know wtf is living in there. We're all liable to go extinct. We haven't even made it past Covid, and now there's monkeypox and mystery hepatitis. https://t.co/CBpMJWVijt Tuesday, May 31, 2022 12:53:45 AMTwitter for Android
@notshenetworks @tiktok_us A Chinese owned company is censoring your ethical hacking videos? How could that even be possible? </sarcasm>

Either way, sorry that you're spending time on good content only for it to be taken down. That's bs.
In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet
Tuesday, May 24, 2022 4:32:10 AMTwitter for Android
First time in my life I was ever the first one off the plane. Wild stuff Sunday, May 22, 2022 5:17:46 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Fuckin Christ. I've been asking for trainings / certs at work forever and they ignore me. Then I found out Friday night at 8 PM that they threw me into a 3 day workshop Monday on west coast time from 12-8PM and now I have to shuffle so much shit around the fuckin cocksucker Saturday, May 07, 2022 9:01:56 AMTwitter for Android
Music gives me goosebumps and it's a proven thing in the brain. Sometimes people who have strokes lose this ability.

If this ever stops happening to me, I need to be removed from earth. Wouldn't wanna be here 		Friday, May 06, 2022 1:04:14 AMTwitter for Android
Dude this place sucks balls. I'm not learning a goddamn thing, I'm using tech stacks I hate, half the fucking teams are in time zones where we can't collaborate, and when you ask for help no one fucking helps or trains you Thursday, May 05, 2022 1:18:38 PMTwitter Web App
I hate apps where you buy the pro version that lasts a lifetime, and then they run out of money and introduce a pro plus version or some shit like that and start taking away pro features. The assholes Tuesday, April 19, 2022 8:26:29 AMTwitter for Android
My Twitter app started crashing every time on launch. I had to clear app data to fix it. Now I can't figure out how to turn off light mode.

Will all you Android app developers write better shit?!?! Holy fuck. This is like the 6th app in a row that's been a complete shitpile 		Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:45:34 PMTwitter for Android
When I saw John Sterling trending on Twitter, I thought he kicked the bucket, but it's just everyone making fun of him for calling a fly-out as a home run, which he does multiple times every season

"It is high! It is far! It isssss gonnn--- caught at the wall!" 		Thursday, April 14, 2022 2:27:16 PMTwitter Web App
Hey look, it's time for baseball. Let's see if the @YESNetwork streaming app is still as shitty as it was last season Friday, April 08, 2022 1:40:53 PMTwitter Web App
Elon's a wacky bastard, but he's not wrong many times. We gotta get rid of these old boomer leaders. The brain declines with age.

https://t.co/VWnV65iMPp 		Sunday, March 27, 2022 10:46:32 AMTwitter for Android
@TIME I'm sorry, but I shouldn't have to drive less because Putin decided to be a fuckin asshole.

And I'm all for being green and transitioning off fossil fuels, but that shit takes time and you need to be rich to do green energy atm
In reply to @TIME's tweet
Friday, March 18, 2022 10:14:49 PMTwitter Web App
I'm about to go off on an absolute rant session about why Android and the Google Pixel 6 Pro is pissing me off. It's mind boggling, because it's an amazing phone but at the same time, it's enraging to use. And @madebygoogle and @rosterloh better listen to me very carefully... Thursday, March 17, 2022 12:03:12 AMTwitter for Android
@nyr2k2 You'd be surprised how those shady streams actually work really really well... Sometimes they work better than official cable sports channel apps (granted you know how to block all the tracking and malware trickery)
In reply to @nyr2k2's tweet
Tuesday, March 08, 2022 10:55:48 PMTwitter for Android
A plug-in air freshener tipped over and spilled its oil all over the place and I was like wtf is that intense smell - it's not even plugged in.

And once that shit's on your hands, it is IMPOSSIBLE to get rid of the smell

I washed my hands like 10 times and it's strong as ever 		Monday, March 07, 2022 9:47:55 AMTwitter Web App
Also, they wasted their time and can all eat a bag of dicks because my maintenances don't cause outages. They were like "wait, really? It worked?"

Yes it worked, you imbeciles. I don't fuck things up. You destabilized the platform by moving a 15 yr old monolith to the cloud
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, March 03, 2022 10:43:32 PMTwitter Web App
Very sorry, but if you're an offshore employee and invite me to an 8am meeting at 4am and expect me to be there, when there are other engineers in your time zone that can help, you can go right ahead and eat a bag of dicks https://t.co/SIVl91LLA2 Wednesday, February 09, 2022 8:09:19 AMTwitter for Android
@notshenetworks I hate those dreams. Literally used to have recurring dreams where my teeth are rotting and brittle and I'm pulling them out in fractions. So unsettling and seems so real at the time
In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet
Tuesday, February 08, 2022 3:04:53 PMTwitter Web App
Damnnnn, Americans are stupid af: https://t.co/y8JcnWNMT0

Insurance companies should deny all covid related claims if you aren't vaccinated. Why should they have to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for imbeciles to be on ventilators for weeks at a time when it's preventable 		Sunday, February 06, 2022 10:47:42 PMTwitter Web App
I'm concerned about me sometimes. Like give my gd deficient brain the strongest amphetamines that exist and I might actually become a normal person
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, February 03, 2022 1:27:45 AMTwitter Web App
So about that time I had to call poison control on myself because I had allegedly eaten 100mg of my dog's Lasix (diuretic / water pill) that I hid in a raspberry because I also started snacking on raspberries and am a scatterbrained asshole. Thursday, February 03, 2022 1:18:06 AMTwitter Web App
And why the fuck can't Postman easily use refresh tokens for OAuth 2? Shit's been a feature request for over two years, and every time my token expires, I need to go through the entire flow again Monday, January 31, 2022 5:05:47 PMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle next time you release a flagship phone, make sure the fingerprint reader doesn't suck Sunday, January 30, 2022 11:25:02 PMTwitter for Android
@bubbacrewjam Yep. All kinds of weird glitchy things happen all the time. Also, fingerprint reader is still mediocre. Especially the first time unlock after a while. Seems to speed up if you unlock it back to back
In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet
Sunday, January 16, 2022 10:45:19 AMTwitter for Android
Fucking typescript and pulumi. Anytime I try to do goddamn anything, nothing works Monday, January 10, 2022 1:41:23 PMTwitter Web App
Nice. We got Ja and Ashanti live in Times Square? What do they think this is, 2001? Friday, December 31, 2021 9:40:33 PMTwitter for Android
It's about fucking time Google is finally handling Apple's iMessage bullshit

https://t.co/DXJeIpaLDO 		Friday, November 19, 2021 10:30:48 AMTwitter for Android
I just want someone to fucking be on my team one goddamn time, is that too much to ask Friday, October 29, 2021 9:57:58 PMTwitter Web App
Abso-fucking-lutely NOT. Google Assistant is such a finicky piece of shit I curse her out all the time

https://t.co/cLBbqrU0xT 		Monday, October 04, 2021 10:36:37 AMTwitter for Android
@Colithika Welcome back to the Twitter par-tayyy. Feel free to follow my lunacy. PS - We're in the same time zone rn bish
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Thursday, September 30, 2021 12:47:03 PMTwitter for Android
Unpopular opinion time, and idgaf. The FUCK are we doing spending a billion dollars on Israel's missile defense bullshit? Not our fucking problem.

420-9 vote. Out of 429 people, only 9 were against this fuckin nonsense? 		Thursday, September 23, 2021 11:47:02 PMTwitter for Android
This is nothing new. Shit like this isn't news. It happenes all the time on the subways. People are savages. I'd rather wait and be late than to jam myself into a train ass to dick, and that was pre-covid

https://t.co/hITvAt154z 		Tuesday, September 21, 2021 10:59:23 AMTwitter for Android
Yeah I guess now'd be a good time to get a new furnace Tuesday, September 07, 2021 3:57:13 PMTwitter for Android
I wouldn't be able to get picked on this jury because I'd have a hard time not telling the judge that Elizabeth Holmes is a guilty piece of shit who deserves the maximum punishment. Wouldn't even need to hold the trial. Guilty.

https://t.co/sCaU0ji75C 		Thursday, September 02, 2021 12:02:38 AMTwitter for Android
This is the best bitchface of all time

https://t.co/NmZ6qenHw4 		Tuesday, August 10, 2021 3:00:18 PMTwitter for Android
Time is just a wild thing, my dudes. https://t.co/qHIcDwsVmt Monday, August 02, 2021 11:51:32 PMTwitter Web App
Big expectations for @sundarpichai and @rosterloh's 'deep technology investments' on the Pixel 6.

DON'T RELEASE A PIECE OF SHIT THIS TIME AROUND AND GIVE US FREE @googlephotos storage

My Pixel 4 is due for an upgrade and it's 100% dependent on free pic storage 		Thursday, July 29, 2021 5:33:36 PMTwitter Web App
By no means should we let China study these ancient viruses. Look what happened the last time they created a lab to study coronaviruses in Wuhan... https://t.co/dMsfy1sga6 Thursday, July 29, 2021 3:21:14 PMTwitter for Android
@Sense you guys having a partial outage? Real time usage is the only thing in the app working https://t.co/eSLcz3vpT9 Monday, June 14, 2021 9:26:39 AMTwitter for Android
I've been iced three times today and I reiterate that I'm in meetings all day and tomorrow is going to be the worst. Monday, May 31, 2021 10:10:07 PMTwitter for Android
I don't understand how many fucking times I have to show this slow-learning engineer the same goddamn thing. This is like the third working session on the same shit and he did it hands on twice already.

Figure it out or get lost. I have my own shit to do 		Friday, May 21, 2021 2:08:14 PMTwitter Web App
This piece of shit coffee maker died on me after 4 years and I probably only used it about 50 times: https://t.co/LRzJLWi6eP Friday, May 14, 2021 9:37:55 AMTwitter Web App
@ColumbusGov Portrait of the police chief every time a Columbus cop kills a black person
In reply to @ColumbusGov's tweet
Tuesday, April 27, 2021 10:09:09 AMTwitter Web App
Verizon PR developing this because that one time they were shitty to Cali first responders by throttling their unlimited data in the middle of wildfires https://t.co/h8xHC4JJ4d Wednesday, April 21, 2021 7:16:12 PMTwitter for Android
@nytimes Shocker. You get an entire army showing up to stop the
"riots" when they murder a black guy, but a bunch of hick Trump supporters can storm the Capitol and they wave them right in.
In reply to @nytimes's tweet
Wednesday, April 14, 2021 12:06:00 AMTwitter Web App
How many times do I have to tell Product/UX motherfuckers that you're goddamn assholes if you prevent pasting into password fields. Because I randomly generate insane passwords. Now you're making me create them insecurely because I have to type it manually and it's not as complex Friday, March 26, 2021 12:12:21 AMTwitter Web App
@mihomes You guys still use metal corner beads when you hang drywall? Because you did in the mid 2000s and it doesn't hold up in time without cracking and getting loose. Everyone says paper is better. Hopefully today you use paper Sunday, March 14, 2021 9:36:19 PMTwitter for Android
What ever happened to Enya? When was the last time there was an Enya concert? Tuesday, March 02, 2021 9:32:54 PMTwitter for Android
@mtgreenee What ever happened to "don't tread on me," motherfucker. Who gives a shit what gender people identify as. Why are you wasting your time on this shit. Do something else. Christ almighty
In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet
Thursday, February 25, 2021 8:19:39 PMTwitter Web App
I also searched slack for "piece of shit" company-wide and the only result was me saying it 67 times since 2017 Sunday, February 21, 2021 10:29:41 AMTwitter Web App
Dude who gives an actual fuck about what emojis are cool or not. Christ. Do something useful with your extra time

😂😂

https://t.co/cQcoTD0Cw8 		Monday, February 15, 2021 11:55:08 AMTwitter Web App
RT @nytimes: 432 Park was the pinnacle of New York’s luxury condo boom half a decade ago, mostly fueled by foreign buyers seeking discretio… Friday, February 12, 2021 10:26:21 AMTwitter Web App
@SenTedCruz They wouldn't have had to spend time cleaning up his bullshit if he wasn't a dangerous, unstable lunatic that must be prevented from holding office ever again.

Fuck you and all of his cult followers
In reply to @SenTedCruz's tweet
Wednesday, February 10, 2021 8:12:08 AMTwitter for Android
Dude, what kind of uranium-silicone bands does Fitbit use? I don't even have sensitive skin and have been cleaning them a few times a day and switching wrists and both wrists are completely broken out.

Ordering a $10 fabric band on Amazon. Had good luck with that in the past 		Tuesday, February 02, 2021 12:56:01 PMTwitter Web App
@mtgreenee If you weren't such a controversial piece of shit, you wouldn't be on the defensive all the time.
In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet
Friday, January 29, 2021 5:23:05 PMTwitter Web App
@mtgreenee You have to adapt to changing times, you piece of shit.

I'm heartbroken that I can no longer find jobs as a milkman, telegraph line repairman, clock winder, switchboard operator, or street lamp lighter
In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet
Thursday, January 28, 2021 3:09:37 PMTwitter Web App
I should get $1000 every time a developer commits a prod secret to github, because my patience is running out Wednesday, January 27, 2021 5:12:38 PMTwitter Web App
@jwross55 @mtgreenee Don't waste your time trying to be logical with this inbred moron who is out of touch with reality.
In reply to @jwross55's tweet
Tuesday, January 26, 2021 9:45:54 PMTwitter for Android
@mtgreenee This is not a priority you fucking hack. You delusional dummy. You Trump-sucking, insurrection supporting shitturd. You're a national disaster. 400,000+ dead from Covid and you're pushing this for something that maybe happened a handful of times

Get lost
In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet
Saturday, January 23, 2021 3:23:50 PMTwitter for Android
I'm trying to decide who was the worst president of all time.

Jackson was a crazy bastard who murdered people in gun duels, signed the Indian Removal Act and crashed the economy

Trump killed 400,000+ by mismanaging a pandemic and incited an insurrection to overthrow the gov't 		Tuesday, January 19, 2021 9:10:03 PMTwitter for Android
Anyone who objected to the presidential certification because of baseless accusations that have been proven invalid time and time again, needs to be removed from Congress immediately

@tedcruz @HawleyMO - are anarchists and terrorists and should be thrown in jail 		Thursday, January 07, 2021 11:07:22 AMTwitter for Android
Absolute horse shit feature on the Pixel 4. I'm italian. My hands flail all over the place any time I talk. I'm skipping songs left and right all the time unintentionally https://t.co/o4QcVKfk0o Sunday, December 27, 2020 1:27:55 AMTwitter for Android
Moral of the story. Keep your damn nose clean and don't ever do anything shady you wouldn't want coming back to haunt you because you never know who will bring you down, no matter how much time passes
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, December 17, 2020 11:17:08 PMTwitter for Android
Our startup changed owners and was bought out a couple of times. We are in the process of being absorbed into parent company and forgotten

So if they decide I'm no longer needed, some information might just happen to slip out if my exit package isn't good enough for me
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, December 17, 2020 11:15:43 PMTwitter for Android
Why is it not possible to thumbs up a @youtubemusic song on my @googlenest home? I can't do it from my display gui and when I asked via voice (multiple times) it lagged and then did it 8 times in a row.

This is basic. 		Saturday, December 12, 2020 6:50:17 PMTwitter for Android
@ind_thought @AjitPaiFCC He's leaving? He got fired? Praise Jesus! Nothing but shit policy for the past 4 years. Time to undo all of the bullshit.

Spectrum has a monopoly and it's $70/month for the lowest tiered shit internet. How is this good for public interest?
In reply to @ind_thought's tweet
Monday, November 30, 2020 11:29:06 PMTwitter Web App
Raise prices, add data caps.... These were all not allowed for a few years but guess what? Those few years are over. Spectrum is going to do this next but they are legally not allowed to yet as a result of the Time Warner acquisition

FUCK @AjitPaiFCC and fuck the @FCC
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, November 25, 2020 10:13:04 PMTwitter for Android
Motheffuckin piece of shit router keeps crashing on me and I ain't got no time for that Monday, November 23, 2020 10:28:07 PMTwitter for Android
Sometimes it's just complete bullshit. Gotta just shake it off and try again tomorrow. Tuesday, November 17, 2020 12:23:32 AMTwitter for Android
Deceased. 🤣🤣🤣🤣. This is my new favorite video of all time https://t.co/JcO3cSj4Yg Tuesday, November 10, 2020 12:59:56 AMTwitter for Android
Hey look, this decrepit turtle was reelected for the 7th time. People in Kentucky are braindead

https://t.co/B88QHdJet6 		Tuesday, November 03, 2020 9:56:15 PMTwitter for Android
it's 4PM. It used to be 5PM at this time a couple days ago, so I can crack a beer right now, right? Monday, November 02, 2020 3:59:17 PMTwitter Web App
Maybe we've advanced as a society over time. Oh wait, nevermind. People in the middle ages were smarter than us https://t.co/XHYGsAd8rv Friday, October 16, 2020 12:14:50 AMTwitter for Android
The @youtubemusic shuffle algorithm is really BAD. When shuffling my thumbs up playlist, it is NEVER random. It's the same group of songs every single time, even though I have over 2500 liked.

Get it together 		Monday, October 12, 2020 10:35:11 AMTwitter Web App
Spent some time in rural PA and two things: 1) Nature is beautiful 2) Americans are IDIOTS Tuesday, September 29, 2020 11:09:21 AMTwitter for Android
@AEPOhio Approval from whom? Both it's your power AND the marketplace rebates at the same time get canned?
In reply to @AEPOhio's tweet
Friday, September 25, 2020 6:40:41 PMTwitter for Android
How ironic that our asshole-in-chief pardoned a black lady for shit white people get away with all the time Friday, August 28, 2020 7:26:38 PMTwitter for Android
Front page of @foxnews is fixating on "leftist violence" in Wisconsin. No other news sites are focusing on this "chaos" probably because it's not that bad.

If you shot my kid in the back 7 times in broad daylight, I'd want to burn the motherfucker down too. So eat a dick 		Monday, August 24, 2020 10:09:22 AMTwitter Web App
WHAT KIND OF WIMPY BITCH ASS COP SHOOTS A MAN IN THE BACK 7 TIMES IF HE'S TRYING TO GET IN A CAR AND FLEE. COULDN'T HE HAVE WRESTLED HIM OUT OF THE CAR INSTEAD? Monday, August 24, 2020 8:01:16 AMTwitter for Android
@RMerlinDev I completely get that it takes time and testing to integrate their GPL into the Merlin builds... So in theory, their two latest releases are not yet integrated?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, August 17, 2020 12:57:29 PMTwitter Web App
It's Christmastime in Hollis Queens
Mom's cookin chicken and collard greens 		Saturday, July 25, 2020 1:15:02 AMTwitter for Android
@ky9 @Dave_Jets It's a double edged sword...Smart people can screw over banks by reeping all of the rewards and paying on time to avoid interest...

People with poor money habits usually spend beyond their means and pay the 30% interest...
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Sunday, July 19, 2020 5:48:06 PMTwitter for Android
I just searched our company slack for Jesus Christ, and it was me complaining about shit 45 times Monday, July 06, 2020 2:14:02 PMTwitter Web App
Man, Smash Mouth just came on. The 90s were a great time. I was in elementary school, our president was getting BJs in the Oval Office... Simpler times. Sunday, July 05, 2020 12:05:12 AMTwitter for Android
@RMerlinDev From your experience, which Asus AX model do they seem to update the most? I'm looking for the AX equivalent to the AC68U. I want the best possible AX model that you think will be supported for a long time.

(I was burned by their awful support for the AC-87U) 		Wednesday, July 01, 2020 2:15:23 PMTwitter Web App
PS remember back in college when I burned a Confederate flag? I was ahead of our time.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, June 27, 2020 5:10:04 PMTwitter for Android
Ya know... Finally got a free moment to work on some shit for work that I never have time for and am way behind on, and the asshole parent company disabled my prod account so EAT A DICK. Monday, June 08, 2020 11:45:44 PMTwitter Web App
@ColumbusGov Cool city, but never lived anywhere else with such shit weather. Since 2020 stated the sun's been out 8 times
In reply to @ColumbusGov's tweet
Wednesday, May 20, 2020 10:37:59 PMTwitter for Android
@googlenest the Nest hub is a unreliable piece of shit setting timers. In the past two days, it fucked up adding and removing time, and two of them just vanished. I burned my bacon which is impossible to get these days Sunday, May 17, 2020 2:09:21 PMTwitter for Android
Shut up Tex. Of course you support abbreviated seasons. All your seasons were abbreviated because you were on the DL 80% of the time.

https://t.co/mHj2ljD15L 		Wednesday, May 13, 2020 8:47:53 AMTwitter for Android
So this is the first time I've heard of murder hornets...

Remember when I never knew what a coronavirus was back in Jan? Boy, how the world's changed. Wtf is next? https://t.co/GJzZ7MIxrG 		Sunday, May 03, 2020 11:28:16 PMTwitter for Android
2020: Attend funeral over facetime Thursday, April 16, 2020 4:35:15 PMTwitter Web App
@bubbacrewjam Oh right! I tested the old Firefox nightly builds. Minefield!

Times!
In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet
Tuesday, April 07, 2020 7:08:33 PMTwitter for Android
I swear to God, my dog hears food bags opening and wakes up from a dead sleep every time. What a chonk. #foodhound Monday, March 23, 2020 10:14:33 PMTwitter for Android
Paid $1.88 for gas last week and I got robbed...

What a time to be alive https://t.co/c92NrCG7HD 		Sunday, March 22, 2020 12:40:40 AMTwitter for Android
My company is forcing us to download an app to send our location to them at all times because of the Corona virus and THEY CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES

This isn't an ebola outbreak. 		Tuesday, March 10, 2020 3:49:25 PMTwitter Web App
But it has radar to unlock it and can take a 5 minute star photo. REAL PRACTICAL you dumb shits. Battery dies three times in one day, but I can take a picture of stars. I love space. But get your priorities straight
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:25:54 AMTwitter for Android
The #pixel4 has such a piece of shit battery that I killed it to 0 from 100% THREE times in one day. How is this possible in the year of our Lord 2020?

$1000 for this shit. @madebygoogle and @rosterloh should be fucking ashamed of themselves 		Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:23:16 AMTwitter for Android
Took my blood pressure twice at work today: 138/78 and 119/87 the second time... I'm going to do a little switcheroo and just say it's 119/78

Totally still counts, amirite? 		Monday, February 24, 2020 6:45:04 PMTwitter for Android
@RMerlinDev If budget is not an issue, what is the newest/best ASUS router I could buy, that will have ASUS and Merlin Firmware support for a long time? I want to upgrade my 87U (iOS devices and 5G have been dropping a lot lately) Friday, February 07, 2020 11:38:14 AMTwitter Web App
I wish @turbotax would stop emailing me about completing my tax return and that I have "max savings" waiting. I actually owe money. You should know that already based on what I partially entered and stop emailing me a million times about how I have a big refund waiting. Wednesday, February 05, 2020 10:11:25 PMTwitter for Android
Anyone watch Zumbo's Just Desserts on Netflix? What's up with the bitty who just screams the time left in the challenges? Wednesday, February 05, 2020 10:03:18 PMTwitter for Android
RT @DadBoner: Enjoying the steamy erotic Latin flare of this year’s Supes Bowl halftime show.

Respectfully intrigued, you guys

Muy calien… 		Sunday, February 02, 2020 8:29:04 PMTwitter for Android
Anyone over at @googlenest want to explain to me why the Nest thermostat has an inferior wifi radio?

My Nest Hello is further away from my router and on the same wifi network and that's working just fine. Thermostat disconnects intermittently all the time https://t.co/1p3puqyYGC 		Sunday, December 15, 2019 1:19:58 AMTwitter for Android
@WyzeCam why do you need to obtain wifi information for me to download a time lapse? https://t.co/9t0Dn5E5mh Tuesday, December 10, 2019 10:46:56 PMTwitter for Android
Humanity is fucking awful. Over time, all humans ever did was fight over/conquer land and resources, and selfishly destroy our planet. No wonder we should be afraid of AI... Any intelligent AI would be like "people are the world's biggest problem, lets wipe 'em out" Friday, November 29, 2019 7:58:40 PMTwitter for Android
#BlackFriday isn't worth my time, aggravation, traffic, and lines. I do not need anything badly enough to deal with all that shit. People literally die in stampedes. It's like the NYC subways in there - no regard for human life. I don't need that crap
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Thursday, November 28, 2019 10:23:31 PMTwitter for Android
Pretty sure the flying time and the amount of time parked trying to taxi to the runway at shithole @LGAairport are equal Saturday, November 16, 2019 10:14:01 AMTwitter for Android
Let's talk about how it's no longer 1785 and we have electricity, so there's no need to fuck around with time anymore.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Saturday, November 02, 2019 8:23:48 PMTwitter for Android
Benjamin Franklin was a diabolical asshole for coming up with daylight savings time. Saturday, November 02, 2019 8:21:45 PMTwitter for Android
I gave my real cell #, not Google voice, to the food truck because I demand they text me when it's ready. Sometimes it doesn't work on G. Voice Saturday, September 21, 2019 7:50:48 PMTwitter for Android
Famous last words: "I just made friends with these old Italian guys and we keep taking tequila shots every time I go up there" -Fox Friday, September 13, 2019 8:15:49 PMTwitter for Android
I love and hate this shithole city at the same time Friday, September 13, 2019 12:12:57 AMTwitter for Android

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