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My 7 year old, watching Twilight for the first time and Victoria shows up the first time:

"Ooo she's hot" 		Saturday, October 10, 2026 9:37:00 PMBlueSky
I'm actually done. I hate this fucking timeline. We have literal pedophiles and criminals in charge of the government, genocides, cost of living crises and the entire environment is poisoned and ruined.

Fuck it all. It's time for a fucking meteor to end this abomination.
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Friday, October 09, 2026 2:50:13 AMBlueSky
I'm actually done. I hate this fucking timeline. We have criminals in charge of government, genocides, cost of living crises and the entire environment is ruined.

Fuck it all. Send a fucking meteor and end his abomination
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Friday, October 09, 2026 2:47:53 AMBlueSky
And it's so sweet too. "Sweet Virginia" lyric appearing many times in Foo Fighters songs and her song. Virginia is Dave's mom and her grandma
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Monday, September 14, 2026 12:45:31 PMBlueSky
I better get these motherfuckin Olivia Rodrigo tickets from the pre-sale request list. Ticketmaster can blow me. Wifey's got a milestone bday and I really don't have anything else planned.

Also, I didn't get Dasiy Chain Fields, so I'm just banking that karma will be in my favor this time around 		Tuesday, September 08, 2026 4:16:08 PMBlueSky
I'm gonna read Dolly's Coat of Many Colors to kiddo tonight in her honor. She got it from her Imagination Library program.

I'm such a gd sap. I already couldn't get through it the first time. Idk how I'm gonna read it without losing my shit tn 		Tuesday, August 25, 2026 8:23:15 PMBlueSky
In a time where everything is so fucked up and billionaires and oligarchs control everything, and society is in decline, Dolly was a true example of someone with such kindness, who understood the struggle, and gave back so much to kids with her Imagination Library.

I am so sad
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Tuesday, August 25, 2026 2:45:04 PMBlueSky
The one gd thing of river rocks I need at Menards is the only one out of stock and the people who need to forklift some more for me are busy loading a gd truck full of pavers and I don't have time for this shit Monday, August 24, 2026 2:05:08 PMBlueSky
Any time a streaming service raises prices, or locks the service down to one location while they make billions in profits and their execs are paid millions... [[ Image ]] Saturday, August 22, 2026 9:53:10 PMBlueSky
I need to borrow you at my house because I just switched to fiber, have both ISPs active at the same time and am running a battery of tests like comparing routing, testing speeds and swapping various equipment.
In reply to @tracketpacer.com's post
Wednesday, August 19, 2026 3:59:54 AMBlueSky
My Elitebook that's a few generations old that I got on clearance for $800 last year has 64 GB of DDR5 in it. I wouldn't sell it at gunpoint for 3k.

We're living in strange times that laptops appreciate in value. Thanks AI and chip shortages 🫤 		Friday, July 31, 2026 11:38:09 PMBlueSky
My buddies and I would always say "noice" in high school instead of nice - idk why. To really emphasize excitement or something. Idk. We were nerds.

Today, it's more relevant than ever: No Ice. We were ahead of our time. 		Friday, July 31, 2026 2:41:11 PMBlueSky
An LLM just started with "Joe, my brother in Christ..."

Which means it learned from me being sassy to it some time ago. We are all doomed 		Wednesday, July 29, 2026 1:28:25 AMBlueSky
If I put $25 into an index fund every time I sharted, I'd be retired already Monday, July 20, 2026 4:13:29 PMBlueSky
This makes me feel a little better. I thought I was bad when I pissed in a cup that time I was front row at an Everclear concert. Didn't want to lose my spot to take a leak, so I peed in my empty.

But pooping in the middle of a concert? Ew. This is Philly af, so I'm not surprised [[ Image ]] 		Tuesday, June 30, 2026 12:40:36 AMBlueSky
I'm at my wits end with my defective fucking brain and if I lose a mother fucking thing one more time I'm gonna snap. Because I have no fucking idea where my good sunglasses are when I wore them this morning and didn't go anywhere else. Nowhere to be found in the house. Case with air tag on my desk Tuesday, June 23, 2026 8:21:59 PMBlueSky
I mean no disrespect and this is not coming from a place of racism. How come my coworkers in India think it's okay to just demand my time on a call on the fly, with zero context? They ALL do it.

I don't want to fucking talk to you unless you provide context of what we're meeting about beforehand. 		Tuesday, June 23, 2026 9:55:16 AMBlueSky
You can take games of chance and shove them. I lose ever fucking time. I'm literally the least lucky, worst gambler ever. Like 100% chance I lose 100% of the time. It's not even fun. I can't even get addicted to it because there's no chase. It's all losing Friday, June 19, 2026 5:18:25 PMBlueSky
You know how many times I almost called this MFer Luigi instead of Luca? It's not racist if I'm one of his people, right? Sunday, June 07, 2026 10:41:47 PMBlueSky
I get random reminders of my tism brain from time to time. For instance, today I went to change the fridge lightbulb and noticed that I had labeled its installation date on the bulb in Sharpie: "10/24/2024 20:56 UTC-4" 🤓 Thursday, June 04, 2026 12:04:06 PMBlueSky
The terminal bell is a menace and a relic from the 1960s when teletypes had physical bells in them because there were no screens. The fact this is still a thing in the year of our lord 2026 is bananas. Every time I ssh into anything, the gd bell rings constantly and needs to shut its whore mouth [[ Image ]] Monday, June 01, 2026 11:46:33 PMBlueSky
Don't ever get fucking guinea pigs. They're filthy bastards. Cleaning their cage every week is such a waste of my fucking time. I can't believe i had to do this shit in 2015 and then they went out and got two more mfers when the first ones died. I'ma be cleaning this shit for eternity. Thursday, May 28, 2026 9:27:39 PMBlueSky
Spectrum will be giving me a decent credit considering this is the 4th time they've taken my service offline overnight for "emergency maintenance"

I'm not paying for this shit not to work when I use it actively at all hours of the night, especially when Frontier Fiber exists 		Thursday, May 28, 2026 4:47:28 AMBlueSky
I'm at an airport restaurant in Texas and does the south always run this slow? Hostess came by 5 times to tell me Diane would help. Diane's been by thrice and hasn't batted an eye Thursday, May 21, 2026 5:04:40 PMBlueSky
Literally every time. I clogged the toilet in the hospital room the night my kid was born
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Wednesday, May 20, 2026 3:02:10 AMBlueSky
Anytime I go to any event, be it theater or sports, I always get some tall motherfucker blocking the way. Look at this guy's fucking dome [[ Image ]] Tuesday, May 19, 2026 10:34:31 PMBlueSky
Chaotic disorganization like my brain without speed, which is all the time [[ Image ]] Thursday, April 23, 2026 4:33:43 AMBlueSky
Ohhh shit. I forgot about this. This is why I was cropdusting the whole time
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Saturday, April 18, 2026 9:52:54 PMBlueSky
Hogwash! My grandpa ate burnt toast all the time. He used to say the charcoal was good for the stomach. Guy lived to 99.

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2026/apr/07/crispr-gene-edited-wheat-toasted-bread-less-carcinogenic-acrylamide 		Tuesday, April 07, 2026 9:09:44 PMBlueSky
How was everyone's No Kings Day? Soon as it was over, I went down to my local Antifa office and George Soros personally handed me my protest check. Got paid $420.69 to hold up some signs for a few hours. It's a total racket! You should try it sometime! Saturday, March 28, 2026 10:50:13 PMBlueSky
These HR sexual harassment trainings are beyond absurd. I can't believe there are people who actually do the things that happen in these trainings. Like a bru asked someone out, got politely declined and then he kept asking a million times? Read the room. Why chase someone not interested? Christ. Thursday, March 26, 2026 12:45:27 PMBlueSky
Imagine being the air traffic controller responsible for clearing a firetruck and a plane at the same time and it killed the pilot and copilot. Person is ruined for life.

jeeeeeesus 		Monday, March 23, 2026 10:01:11 AMBlueSky
Dog. Afroman winning his civil case against whiny little offended cops is the good news we need in these dark times. Some of the testimony was laugh out loud funny.

And his celebration is just👌https://www.instagram.com/reels/DWCzAG4iRV_/ 		Thursday, March 19, 2026 2:32:53 AMBlueSky
So what are the best countries willing to take disgruntled Americans? Anyone? I think it's about time to GTFO here like my ancestors left Southern Italy in the early 1900s

https://search.app/KcAc7 		Saturday, March 14, 2026 1:15:00 AMBlueSky
One way to give me an immediate emotional breakdown is to show me posts of people who just lost their dogs. Idk why this content shows up on my timeline and I don't know any of these people or their sweet dog, but it turns me into an instant mess. Sunday, September 14, 2025 9:59:44 PMBlueSky
I swear to Christ, this is the last time I volunteer to update "something quick and easy" in a legacy repo that hasn't been touched in a few years. Friday, June 20, 2025 4:42:36 PMBlueSky
I hate fuckin casinos. I understand probability and know the house always comes out on top, and the only time I'll ever gamble is like $20-40 max and when I'm with a group. But for fucks sake, at least let me play for 20 minutes. Every time I fuckin gamble, I'm wiped in like 2 minutes Tuesday, June 10, 2025 9:53:32 PMBlueSky
My wife doesn't want to hear about our inefficient, shitty water heater setup and how it's a ticking time bomb, so I had a 20 minute convo with an LMM about it, which probably in turn, ended up using 300kWh of electric and 600 gallons of water to analyze my situation and chat about it Friday, May 30, 2025 6:20:16 PMBlueSky
The world totally ended in 2019. CERN blew us all up or something and put us on another timeline.

This is definitely The Bad Place. 		Sunday, May 11, 2025 12:49:18 AMBlueSky
This sexual harassment training is a drag... They literally forced it to be an hour long. It's the same one 4 years in a row so I know all the answers, but they set a fixed time for an hour so it is forcing me to pick wrong answers to lengthen the training and I don't have time for this shit rn Wednesday, April 23, 2025 1:45:53 PMBlueSky
The wokes are all boycotting Target now because they rolled back DEI... I was ahead of our time. Never cared for Target Wednesday, April 16, 2025 12:56:19 AMBlueSky
The United States sucks so much, that my US-based company decided to hold its team offsite IN ANOTHER COUNTRY because our offshore teams 1) Didn't want to come here 2) Were afraid to come here 3) Kept getting their visas denied

What a time to be alive. 		Friday, April 04, 2025 10:01:05 AMBlueSky
See, no one actually asked for this. This kind of crap is why they end up having to raise the price all the time.

screenrant.com/the-electric... 		Monday, March 24, 2025 1:40:14 AMBlueSky
Almost all crime is targeted. It's truly bad luck to be part of a random incident of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

We have friends in a a "bad" neighborhood. Sure, everyone shoots guns in the air and there was a swat incident a few houses down but no one bothers them.
In reply to @cscotty00.bsky.social's post
Saturday, March 22, 2025 12:38:32 PMBlueSky
Not sure how many times I have to reiterate that if you lease/own a cyber truck, you're a raging dickhead. They're unreliable pieces of crap, and on top of that, Elon is a complete jagoff

www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-... 		Monday, March 03, 2025 9:52:16 PMBlueSky
I'd love it if Betelgeuse went supernova in my lifetime. Could happen tomorrow. Could happen in 100,000 years. Either way, it's happening VERY soon! Thursday, February 27, 2025 11:07:31 AMBlueSky
They will get on a call with me for 45 minutes while I essentially do the work for them.

I don't have time to spend 45 minutes with them to do their work, when it takes me 5 minutes to research the shit they can't figure out.
In reply to @portfolioso.com's post
Friday, February 21, 2025 12:09:34 PMBlueSky
Tiktok's back on the app stores... What a time to be alive. Friday, February 14, 2025 2:41:16 AMBlueSky
It's gonna be 55 tomorrow? That's basically summertime bru Thursday, January 30, 2025 11:31:48 PMBlueSky
December 1997 was a wild time to be alive. Look at all these bangers. [[ Image ]] Tuesday, January 07, 2025 1:17:31 AMBlueSky
Not sure when the mid-song key change fell out of favor (probably sometime in the 90s) but we need to bring them back immejitly Sunday, December 22, 2024 2:45:02 PMBlueSky
In the 90s and early 2000s, Times New Roman, 12 pt size was the gold standard. If you didn't use that for a paper, it was essentially rejected. It was such an ugly font, too! (I'm not a fan of serif fonts).

Now MSFT changes the defaults up all the time 		Friday, December 13, 2024 3:48:50 AMBlueSky
I really suggest ignoring the trolls. People suck, and you can spend the rest of your life pointing out their hatred at you, and that's a complete waste of your time. You don't have to prove anything to these people.
In reply to @xgigglypuff.bsky.social's post
Tuesday, December 03, 2024 5:26:33 PMBlueSky
@FoxxOnTheRocks I miss the snow. It rarely snows in Ohio anymore. We didn't even get more than a few inches at a time for the past few years.

Guess I need to move out west
In reply to @FoxxOnTheRocks's tweet
Friday, November 08, 2024 2:46:11 PMTwitter Web App
@SaveStandard @charliekirk11 @EvanAKilgore yea. idk why players want to go on permanent daylight time. That's the adjusted time. Standard time is normal
In reply to @SaveStandard's tweet
Friday, November 08, 2024 2:29:07 PMTwitter Web App
Update: "Restarting outlook two times" did not solve the issue
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, November 04, 2024 11:48:07 AMTwitter Web App
New Outlook with the most annoying bug of all time prompts for feedback on every launch. They can't even manage to ask for feedback correctly. This is laugh out loud funny. And sad. CC @crisisofconsc https://t.co/svx8ZZl4KH Monday, November 04, 2024 11:47:40 AMTwitter Web App
@robertdr00 @OHRSCC You're all dummies. A no vote keeps the current maps, which are absurdly unfair for citizen representation.

The current maps were shot down 7 times in court and they were like "fuck em, we'll keep them anyways"
In reply to @robertdr00's tweet
Sunday, November 03, 2024 1:23:54 AMTwitter for Android
@ohiogop How does voting no stop gerrymandering if it lets the same 5 crooked assholes draw the maps? Maps that were deemed unconstitutional 7 times.

You are all outside your minds
In reply to @ohiogop's tweet
Friday, November 01, 2024 12:18:59 PMTwitter for Android
@ChairmanAlex Why don't you allow replies, you wimp? Can't take the criticism? So you mean to tell me that your moron party drew maps 7 times and they all got struck down as unfair? You're telling us to vote no to trust YOUR party to draw them fairly?

BAHAHA You corrupt fool https://t.co/ADS507JXMI 		Monday, October 28, 2024 12:27:59 PMTwitter Web App
This is peak 90s. These are FIRE JAMs. Imagine all these charting at the same time? What a gd time to be alive! https://t.co/eEQD9MuQIQ Monday, October 21, 2024 1:32:37 AMTwitter Web App
Bluesky is bullshit. My account keeps getting rate limited on login and I hardly use it. It's kept my web session logged in but I can't login elsewhere.

Support took 3 weeks to get back to me and they were like "well, don't go over the limit and try again later" by which, that time it worked again 		Tuesday, October 15, 2024 9:40:42 AMBlueSky
Shit or get off the pot... It's time for Aaron to get a ring to accompany a career best year. Yankees also need to end this 15 year drought. Let's fuckin GOOOOOOOO! https://t.co/vGxWJVIRFa Sunday, October 06, 2024 1:14:03 AMTwitter for Android
Walmart+ is shit. Garbage logistics compared to Amazon Prime. Second time I ordered something and it didn't arrive on time before my trip and now it's useless to me. Never usually have any issues with Amazon Thursday, August 01, 2024 3:54:26 PMTwitter for Android
What a time to be alive with this Pulitzer Prize winning discord content: https://t.co/oidTo0dVtK Sunday, July 21, 2024 3:31:48 PMTwitter for Android
Good. Giving money to politicians is the stupidest fucking waste of all time. So many better uses for it

https://t.co/Rd6CcUCs8y 		Thursday, July 11, 2024 12:20:51 PMTwitter for Android
@crisisofconsc You can always bundle up in winter. You can't do anything to cool off in summer unless you're in AC or water, which isn't practical all the time.
In reply to @crisisofconsc's tweet
Monday, July 01, 2024 11:04:04 PMTwitter for Android
@BankofAmerica SecOps engineer here... Can you explain to me why you use Entrust TLS certs when they have a proven poor track record with security and Google is going to stop trusting them in October? And why you don't support TLS 1.3 or QUIC yet? Get with the times Sunday, June 30, 2024 6:50:19 PMTwitter for Android
Welp covid killed my taste so I guess it's a great time to do mushrooms Thursday, June 27, 2024 3:09:20 PMTwitter Web App
🎵🎵Should have been dead on a Sunday morning, banging my head
No time for mourning
Ain't got no time🎵🎵

Y'all. Everyone laughs and makes fun of Creed, but you know you all secretly like it just a lil but. 		Tuesday, June 18, 2024 11:03:42 AMTwitter Web App
Are they fucking stupid? Who TF burns tires? Last time I heard about this was on the Simpsons (Springfield tire fire, anyone?)

https://t.co/n6nt63td5z 		Monday, April 22, 2024 7:47:12 PMTwitter for Android
They're lucky I really don't like iPhones, because after the piece of shit abomination that was the Pixel 6 Pro (broke so many times I ran out of insurance claims), I should have never gotten another Pixel again. But I did. And it lasted 6 months before fucking up
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Sunday, April 21, 2024 11:19:25 PMTwitter Web App
@Ticketmaster has a piece of shit system. Maybe tell me that my session timed out before I filled out a form and got directed back to the login page and had to do it all the fuck over again.

Basic UX for fucks sake 		Monday, April 15, 2024 3:26:11 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose Can't believe they wasted their time, energy and raw materials making you that plaque
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Friday, April 12, 2024 5:46:22 PMTwitter Web App
@lcrecchie Here's a good timeline and place to start: https://t.co/6prQZrv1EY

It was not yet updated about Randazzo
In reply to @lcrecchie's tweet
Thursday, April 11, 2024 12:05:59 AMTwitter Web App
Senile Joe cannot be issuing these statements while at the same time continuing to support and send weapons to Israel

Take your pick. An old senile imbecile or an old deranged lunatic. We're so fucked 2024 😪 https://t.co/7y2VTbo5Xi 		Wednesday, April 03, 2024 12:09:54 AMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose Frankie Boy! Did the Upper Arlington grannies scare you away this time?

The only thing proven is how badly you'll lose. Frank will never hold public office again! PS - give us back our $18 million from the sham special election
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Tuesday, March 19, 2024 1:24:30 PMTwitter Web App
This meeting needs to end already. It's 15 minutes over, they're beating the dead horse, and it's after 5 on a Friday and I'm the only one on Eastern Time on the call.

I'm in a whole mood rn 		Friday, March 15, 2024 5:15:35 PMBlueSky
@chill1_swag @FrankLaRose @JCU_CRepublican @UA_CRepublicans @CR_Pitt His political career ended when he banned special elections and then wasted $20 million holding the dumbest special election of all time that would have taken people's rights - and LOST. What an ignoramus!
In reply to @chill1_swag's tweet
Sunday, February 18, 2024 2:28:52 PMTwitter for Android
@notshenetworks Kids are savage. One time I was out in a gray sweatshirt and sweatpants walked past a school, and one of the kids was like "what up, coach!"
In reply to @shenetworks's tweet
Tuesday, February 13, 2024 11:08:53 AMTwitter Web App
Super Bowl drinking game: take a shot every time they cut to Taylor Sunday, February 11, 2024 6:28:02 PMBlueSky
@FrankLaRose @butlersheriff What are the odds these antiques will still be alive by the time election day rolls around Frankie Boy?
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Sunday, February 11, 2024 12:49:01 AMTwitter for Android
I need to post something newer than the last datetimestamp of my BSky posts I'm archiving to my DB to test something. This is that update Friday, February 09, 2024 12:22:16 AMBlueSky
Fuck off with this shit. Pandemics only happen every hundred years or so. We've already hit the quota for my lifetime

https://t.co/Q5JHlY4L1T 		Friday, January 19, 2024 10:32:34 AMTwitter Web App
@Johnie I have an Asus router. Their per device bandwidth monitoring is buggy. Often times, it confuses them. It did the same to me and showed a smart plug using GB of upload per day and it confused it with my doorbell camera
In reply to @Johnie's tweet
Saturday, January 13, 2024 8:30:45 PMTwitter for Android
Ok cut the shit. I understand the sentiment but don't fuck with traffic. NYC traffic is jacked up enough as it is

https://t.co/tIPhlu9Aky 		Monday, January 08, 2024 12:36:33 PMTwitter for Android
@VoteMarsha @realDonaldTrump @williamsontngop It's really time for these antiques to move on
In reply to @VoteMarsha's tweet
Sunday, January 07, 2024 1:41:22 AMTwitter for Android
My prediction is that because many of these justices suck Trump's dick, they'll rule to reinstate him on state ballots in no time!

I still think this is a bad precedent to set though, despite how loaded the court is and how looney orange man is

https://t.co/DZxslXKCde 		Friday, December 29, 2023 9:24:45 AMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle No worries. Forgot what I even asked and couldn't find it in my history. Next time
In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet
Friday, December 22, 2023 7:39:19 PMTwitter for Android
@madebygoogle US. It happened sometime. yesterday evening. I couldn't even find a record of my question on my https://t.co/sV9I5G5yjm, so it probably just wasn't working at the time.

This is fine. It works again. I'm used to how inherently buggy Google Home voice assistant is
In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet
Friday, December 22, 2023 10:27:10 AMTwitter for Android
@Yubico This is absolutely HENIOUS. Why do you even use Pitney Bowes as a middleman? Just mail it with USPS. My key was ordered on 11/6 and it's still not here. It could have sailed around the globe in that time.

Like why does it not move for three weeks at a time? https://t.co/vocSTByIh3 		Thursday, December 14, 2023 3:03:44 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose Good Boy, Frankie. I'm glad the elections are fair. This way, you can't contest on how voters thought your special election was crap, and also voted yes on 1 and 2. Goofball.

Also how about that audience! It's time for this generation to move on if you catch my drift...
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Wednesday, December 06, 2023 10:10:11 AMTwitter Web App
Happy December and RIP Chester

https://t.co/pIbFcmgQ92

(Every time I post this, wifey calls me an emo) 		Friday, December 01, 2023 3:17:33 PMTwitter Web App
Next time, we should buy this shit from Amazon instead of directly. They actually know how to deliver shit in a couple days. It's still not here. Shipping was this shitty in like the 80s dude
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, November 28, 2023 11:15:34 PMTwitter Web App
@alexengineer10 @RayRedacted Time to switch to Windows. This is built in with Windows Key https://t.co/XrrHsWJfPV
In reply to @alexengineer10's tweet
Wednesday, November 15, 2023 2:59:48 PMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer They change them every time? LMAO
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
Tuesday, November 07, 2023 3:33:05 PMTwitter Web App
@PeterRange12 @DioceseToledo @BishopDEThomas You can still vote yes and then choose life, dummies. Time to start taxing the churches
In reply to @PeterRange12's tweet
Tuesday, November 07, 2023 12:57:35 PMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer This is a lab thing. They have to be directly under your feet and trip you up at all times
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
Monday, November 06, 2023 10:24:04 AMTwitter Web App
@ProtectWomenOH Churches should not be toting politics. How about it's time we start taxing them? Then they can put up whatever signs they want
In reply to @ProtectWomenOH's tweet
Wednesday, November 01, 2023 4:43:34 PMTwitter Web App
All these companies raising prices can eat a bag of dicks. It's time to bring back piracy. 🏴‍☠️

https://t.co/xFG2YxcKDF 		Saturday, October 28, 2023 12:20:36 PMTwitter for Android