1582 results for shit — page 7 of 16, showing 601–700
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Work laptop at 100% CPU. After removing all the shit antivirus and IT management spyware they put on my computer, it is running just fine. Friday, August 25, 2017 10:57:22 AMTwitter Web Client
Ya know what... It's all bullshit and it's all bad for you... Corporations don't give a shit about your health. Just go about and enjoy. Friday, August 25, 2017 12:29:22 AMTwitter for Android
Have I told you guys that my life is dope and I do dope shit? Also, New England clam chowdahh fucks Saturday, August 19, 2017 3:35:23 PMTwitter for Android
Oh I need this shit bad https://t.co/Htc9Mhllh4 Saturday, August 19, 2017 12:03:15 AMTwitter for Android
Shit person.
Shit plane.
Shit airport. https://t.co/ZZgcTrJTke 		Friday, August 18, 2017 2:26:47 PMTwitter for Android
Dude it's like hot as fuckin sac in this subway. It's like 108 in this Subway. Not used to this grime shit anymore Friday, August 18, 2017 12:15:02 AMTwitter for Android
Well shit. I'm hungover af and this isn't ideal Saturday, August 12, 2017 8:39:53 AMTwitter for Android
Well shit... Now I'm hungover as fuck Saturday, August 12, 2017 8:37:59 AMTwitter for Android
Gotta be kidding me with this invisible fucking unicode that caused all my shit to break this AM https://t.co/MIjaGfkxuO Thursday, August 10, 2017 12:01:11 PMTwitter Web Client
Todd Frazier! Holy smokes. That was some Scott Brosius shit right there Saturday, August 05, 2017 9:19:24 PMTwitter for Android
On top of shit leadership and Azure being a cunt. Get lawst. I hate this place Wednesday, August 02, 2017 2:33:26 AMTwitter for Android
I got woken up for server alerts every goddamn night of my on call this this week. This fucking piece of shit platform... Wednesday, August 02, 2017 2:32:51 AMTwitter for Android
I'm gonna go be wreckless so like. Bottoms up I don't get arrested or some shit. Good day. Wednesday, July 19, 2017 10:54:26 PMTwitter for Android
What will happen first? @MotorolaUS suck it, I'm getting a pixel next. Way to keep your shit updated assholes Sunday, July 16, 2017 2:17:48 AMTwitter for Android
I don't even know how to get the snap hotdog because I'm an old millennial. IDK how that shit works https://t.co/Bg2wBZnRjN Thursday, July 13, 2017 11:14:57 PMTwitter for Android
Median age at this bar in the LES is like 23. I'm too old for this shit Thursday, July 13, 2017 10:14:16 PMTwitter for Android
My shit. It works. Other players' shit? Doesn't work Thursday, June 29, 2017 10:05:09 PMTwitter Web Client
These guinea pigs have got to go. All their bedding and shit doubled in price on Amazon and they smell like a barn Sunday, June 25, 2017 11:24:48 AMTwitter Web Client
Piece of shit immune system. I should not be on my second cough and cold in two months. Weak motherfucker. Saturday, June 10, 2017 10:10:59 PMTwitter for Android
Got another groomsman rapping biggie over sublime beats for the win. Shit's turnt Saturday, May 27, 2017 2:20:05 AMTwitter for Android
I'm all for Windows 10 and staying up to date and shit, but MSFT is annoying af with how persistent they bug me to install feature updates Monday, May 15, 2017 10:04:10 PMTwitter Web Client
the MSFT Distributed Transaction Coordinator is the most fucked up convoluted shit I've ever worked with in my life Friday, May 05, 2017 12:35:50 PMTwitter Web Client
LOVE Gardner smashing the shit out of the garbage can! That was the problem with the Yankees the past decade. No @PaulONeillYES flipping out Wednesday, May 03, 2017 9:44:06 PMTwitter Web Client
Someone teach these cunts git 101 before wasting half my day on shit some 10th grade intro to programming student should know Monday, April 24, 2017 2:20:53 PMTwitter Web Client
It is 3:30 am and Freddy and I are gonna eat the shit out of all these tacos we got from the taco truck. Like $30 of tacos Saturday, April 22, 2017 3:27:14 AMTwitter for Android
My work laptop was completely fine, then I come into the office and they apply BULLSHIT GPOs which crippled half of my shit. #cunts Thursday, April 20, 2017 9:13:35 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm too old for this shit Wednesday, April 19, 2017 7:13:37 AMTwitter for Android
And why doesn't everyone keep right while walking. This city annoys the shit out of me Monday, April 17, 2017 9:07:13 AMTwitter for Android
What the shit is this @Fitbit... Android app update and firmware update, now notifications are broken and the app refuses to force stop Monday, April 17, 2017 1:43:12 AMTwitter for Android
Just throwing this out there, but the Cisco Anyconnect VPN is a piece of shit. Thursday, April 13, 2017 9:51:00 AMTwitter Web Client
Verizon Wireless has shit LTE in shit LaGuardia. All shit. Sunday, April 02, 2017 10:05:22 AMTwitter for Android
Amazing how ignorant these people are saying this shit is safe. Enjoy your cancer https://t.co/yfApxyLRDB Thursday, March 30, 2017 8:13:30 PMTwitter Web Client
This tachy shit's gotta stop. Can't have my heart rate at 117 just from standing up Thursday, March 30, 2017 1:14:09 PMTwitter Web Client
I just got iced for the first time in my life. People still do that shit? Friday, March 24, 2017 11:03:09 PMTwitter for Android
Off tomorrow, then it's the bachelor party. Shit's gon' be cray. I'm already a cray on normal days... Thursday, March 23, 2017 6:58:18 PMTwitter Web Client
And I have to go to piece of shit work tomorrow Monday, March 06, 2017 1:16:30 AMTwitter Web Client
I've got the director of architecture telling me that my #1 priority is to implement some shit that was just a PoC that only one dev knows Tuesday, February 21, 2017 12:42:05 PMTwitter Web Client
The Google keyboard is another piece of shit. How do you auto correct fucking to "fucking king" https://t.co/2MkMsG1c0B Saturday, February 18, 2017 2:47:18 PMTwitter for Android
Just putting this out there... Android Auto is a fucking king piece of shit. I want to like it but it stinks. Saturday, February 18, 2017 2:45:45 PMTwitter for Android
GD it... Why are we playing g fuckin kings. Too.old for this shit. But not really Sunday, January 29, 2017 3:33:06 AMTwitter for Android
Not to brag, but to brag. Cause my life is dope and I do dope shit https://t.co/qIatNnn4Hl Saturday, January 28, 2017 9:56:28 PMTwitter for Android
Cause my life is dope and I do dope shit Saturday, January 28, 2017 9:49:05 PMTwitter for Android
Apologies to my Twitter followers for angry NYC tweets or no tweets (when I'm happy) we need more silly shit Saturday, January 28, 2017 9:00:37 PMTwitter for Android
This country's literally fucked by morons so I'm getting hammered and tweeting stupid shit for levity Saturday, January 28, 2017 8:52:59 PMTwitter for Android
We're all the same shit: https://t.co/CjWSuvRAPe Friday, January 13, 2017 12:19:15 AMTwitter for Android
You're rapping about homosexuals and Vicodin. I can't sell this shit. https://t.co/wGr8NGzJai Thursday, January 12, 2017 9:22:05 PMTwitter for Android
"Cause my life is dope and I do dope shit" Saturday, December 31, 2016 11:05:40 PMTwitter for Android
RT @sadoperator: i'm not prepared for another year of this shit Friday, December 30, 2016 11:13:10 PMTwitter for Android
Blew a .09 and figured out some crazy complicated devops shit. Not good enough to drive but good enough to devops I guess.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 		Tuesday, December 20, 2016 5:10:05 PMTwitter Web Client
@thomaswood @NYGovCuomo New York is fucking stupid, and this is why I moved away. Shit infrastructure, and wasted money
In reply to @thomaswood's tweet
Monday, December 19, 2016 11:25:49 AMTwitter Web Client
Parents' '70s stove has a pilot light. What a goddamn piece of shit. Constantly burning gas is a waste of energy. Monday, December 19, 2016 2:32:31 AMTwitter for Android
Look at all these shit ingredients. This is why everyone gets cancer https://t.co/fgWuqSQ6ne Sunday, December 18, 2016 12:51:44 PMTwitter for Android
Cabbie smells like shit, as per usual. NYC is so fuckin savage and uncivilized. Absolutely vile city Wednesday, December 14, 2016 11:30:58 PMTwitter for Android
How much you wanna bet I walk out of this MetroNorth shitbox and then the subways running like shit? Monday, December 12, 2016 9:19:20 AMTwitter for Android
I should just hit up the keg in the office instead of the morning coffee because of this shit Monday, December 12, 2016 9:18:22 AMTwitter for Android
If I had to put up with this shit every day, I'd end up licking the third rail Monday, December 12, 2016 8:51:56 AMTwitter for Android
Straight up don't understand how people put up with this shit every day without luck g the third rail Monday, December 12, 2016 8:50:37 AMTwitter for Android
I gotta get a job in Columbus so I don't have to put up with this horse shit every month Monday, December 12, 2016 8:50:01 AMTwitter for Android
Back in NY ONE day and the infrastructure is running like shit. Typical inferior New York bullshit. Monday, December 12, 2016 8:47:55 AMTwitter for Android
Happy Monday @MetroNorth running like delays and shit as per usual #cunts Monday, December 12, 2016 8:34:55 AMTwitter for Android
Fucking Motorola and their piece of shit turbo charger. The cable is not removable from the brick and USB-A is shit and gets loose. Sunday, December 11, 2016 1:55:23 AMTwitter for Android
Stop installing this shit on my laptop via policy to eat my CPU cycles https://t.co/CVOAoa2iZG Wednesday, November 23, 2016 10:22:10 AMTwitter Web Client
The @MTA is a piece of shit. Since when do @MetroNorth tickets expire in 2 months? They used to be good for a year. And that $10 refund fee Monday, November 21, 2016 10:58:29 AMTwitter Web Client
It's 2016. If you still use a SOAP API, you're an asshole. Fuckin shit is so clunky and repetitive it's not even funny Tuesday, November 08, 2016 4:50:19 PMTwitter Web Client
I fucking hate cocksucking piece of shit Microsoft Azure. Absolute garbage to manage Friday, October 21, 2016 11:39:55 AMTwitter Web Client
This 80 degree weather at the end of October is a bunch of horse shit Tuesday, October 18, 2016 1:38:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Still get woken up in the middle of the night for this piece of shit client's system were getting rid of in a few months. #getlawst Wednesday, October 05, 2016 2:53:54 AMTwitter for Android
Plus, they're absolutely blasting some shit news channel and I don't want to hear asshole Clinton and asshole Trump Saturday, September 17, 2016 2:47:05 PMTwitter for Android
Trump's a piece of shit. Hillary's a piece of shit. Cuncel da election Saturday, September 10, 2016 11:10:21 PMTwitter for Android
Azure is a piece of shit Tuesday, September 06, 2016 11:00:02 AMTwitter Web Client
Why does everyone fuckin suck at what they do? I literally know nothing about GPOs and just figured out shit the go to guy couldn't. Chreest Thursday, September 01, 2016 12:05:42 AMTwitter Web Client
I don't even know how I know half of the shit I know, but I get it all figured out Monday, August 22, 2016 1:54:39 PMTwitter Web Client
clearXchange is a fucking mess. Send money by email or phone number... Welp, what if we have the same for multiple banks? Shit breaks. Saturday, August 06, 2016 5:58:08 PMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 last year when @NickSwisher didn't suck and was on the Indians, wore a Yanks swish shirt there and got so much shit
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Tuesday, August 02, 2016 10:30:58 PMTwitter for Android
Everyone needs to write their own fuckin speeches. Every politician's full shit. We're fucked https://t.co/CYKyNGUUrS Wednesday, July 20, 2016 9:04:38 PMTwitter for Android
Someone tell our motherfuckin director of QA that when shit breaks in a new build and worked before, IT'S NOT MY CONFIGURATION ISSUE #cunts Tuesday, July 05, 2016 5:09:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Horse shit. White wine for guys? You're soft. KFC and Kmarko are better than you. @stoolpresidente https://t.co/QC5M9OveQk Tuesday, June 28, 2016 11:36:54 PMTwitter for Android
Snapchat has a horse shit UI. Kids of tomorrow are gonna create apps like this? We're fucked. Tuesday, June 21, 2016 10:00:32 PMTwitter for Android
Yes. Hangouts is a piece of shit. "Weekend poll: do you think Google Allo should replace Hangouts?" https://t.co/o5qksASh7s Sunday, June 19, 2016 7:09:54 PMTwitter for Android
For fuck's sake why does my.piece of shit phone keep autocorrecting Citifield to "CutiField" #cunts Wednesday, June 15, 2016 9:55:04 PMTwitter for Android
Wayyy to drunk to be responsible for a multi-million dollar SaaS platform right now. But 1) I am and 2) sober people ain't got shit on me Friday, May 27, 2016 5:05:59 PMTwitter Web Client
Yo @twitter. Fix the bug in your Android app where scrolling through multiple pics in one tweet lags the shit out of my phone Wednesday, May 25, 2016 9:26:34 PMTwitter for Android
NYC stresses me the fuck out. Wasn't even back 30 mins and the NYPD pissed me off. Protip: don't slam shit around inside a precinct. Monday, May 23, 2016 12:57:16 PMTwitter Web Client
This bird just shit on @MalJNew's arm https://t.co/Iz0VFouydA Friday, May 20, 2016 3:32:45 PMTwitter for Android
@RockNationRadio ah shit I thought they had two nights at the garden
In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet
Tuesday, May 03, 2016 3:23:33 PMTwitter for Android
Marketing dept over at @Azure: "Our portal is such a fuckin piece of shit, you might as well just do everything through Powershell" Friday, April 22, 2016 12:20:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Probably need to rebuild my VPS because fuckin apt-get is a piece of shit and fucked up all my mysql dependencies #forfuckssake Monday, March 28, 2016 12:25:20 AMTwitter Web Client
I can feed all of fuckin Uganda with how much I pay in rent in this cess pool. Landlord hasn't changed the piece of shit lock since 1970 Friday, March 18, 2016 9:49:14 PMTwitter for Android
Gave a dev access to our prod corporate website because our ex engineer maintained it like shit and I couldn't be bothered. Do I worry? Tuesday, March 08, 2016 12:21:37 AMTwitter for Android
Fin, ou really shouldn't be quoting Kanye to your boss: "You should be honored by my lateness. That I would even show up to this fake shit." Tuesday, March 08, 2016 12:09:03 AMTwitter for Android
I don't understand how a bum can be so homeless that the stench of shit has diffused evenly throughout an entire subway car. Sunday, March 06, 2016 1:28:21 PMTwitter for Android
Freddy's mackin' on this milf right now. O shit. She just slid over a seat at the bar. #getitin Friday, March 04, 2016 3:57:34 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu They'd upsell a pile of shit if they could. Aggressive upsell tactics, SOPA support, shittu UX/UI and the elephant killing CEO: BAI 👋
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Thursday, March 03, 2016 2:48:00 PMTwitter Web Client
Pretty sure someone shit elevator #12 in this building Friday, February 19, 2016 3:33:47 PMTwitter for Android
Spoiler Alert: In last week's X-Files, Mulder does mushrooms, sees some crazy shit and solves the crime. Friday, February 19, 2016 10:19:23 AMTwitter Web Client
You know you're in NY when your cabbie gets out and starts kicking the shit outta the car in front of you
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, February 03, 2016 12:27:50 AMTwitter for Android
What kind of asshole product people does @google have working on their Contacts preview in Gmail... Shit is weak. Half my groups are missing Tuesday, February 02, 2016 5:48:06 PMTwitter Web Client
Testing this shit from a python script using the Twitter API Monday, February 01, 2016 1:09:10 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Jesus Fucking Christ with the subways in Queens. Holy shit. Wednesday, January 27, 2016 8:53:17 AMTwitter for Android
1.5 hours and still not home yet. Missing the X-Files because NYC's 110 year old piece of shit transit system can't handle a little snow. Monday, January 25, 2016 8:02:22 PMTwitter for Android