1538 results for shit — page 7 of 16, showing 601–700
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We're all the same shit: https://t.co/CjWSuvRAPe Friday, January 13, 2017 12:19:15 AMTwitter for Android
You're rapping about homosexuals and Vicodin. I can't sell this shit. https://t.co/wGr8NGzJai Thursday, January 12, 2017 9:22:05 PMTwitter for Android
"Cause my life is dope and I do dope shit" Saturday, December 31, 2016 11:05:40 PMTwitter for Android
RT @sadoperator: i'm not prepared for another year of this shit Friday, December 30, 2016 11:13:10 PMTwitter for Android
Blew a .09 and figured out some crazy complicated devops shit. Not good enough to drive but good enough to devops I guess.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 		Tuesday, December 20, 2016 5:10:05 PMTwitter Web Client
@thomaswood @NYGovCuomo New York is fucking stupid, and this is why I moved away. Shit infrastructure, and wasted money
In reply to @thomaswood's tweet
Monday, December 19, 2016 11:25:49 AMTwitter Web Client
Parents' '70s stove has a pilot light. What a goddamn piece of shit. Constantly burning gas is a waste of energy. Monday, December 19, 2016 2:32:31 AMTwitter for Android
Look at all these shit ingredients. This is why everyone gets cancer https://t.co/fgWuqSQ6ne Sunday, December 18, 2016 12:51:44 PMTwitter for Android
Cabbie smells like shit, as per usual. NYC is so fuckin savage and uncivilized. Absolutely vile city Wednesday, December 14, 2016 11:30:58 PMTwitter for Android
How much you wanna bet I walk out of this MetroNorth shitbox and then the subways running like shit? Monday, December 12, 2016 9:19:20 AMTwitter for Android
I should just hit up the keg in the office instead of the morning coffee because of this shit Monday, December 12, 2016 9:18:22 AMTwitter for Android
If I had to put up with this shit every day, I'd end up licking the third rail Monday, December 12, 2016 8:51:56 AMTwitter for Android
Straight up don't understand how people put up with this shit every day without luck g the third rail Monday, December 12, 2016 8:50:37 AMTwitter for Android
I gotta get a job in Columbus so I don't have to put up with this horse shit every month Monday, December 12, 2016 8:50:01 AMTwitter for Android
Back in NY ONE day and the infrastructure is running like shit. Typical inferior New York bullshit. Monday, December 12, 2016 8:47:55 AMTwitter for Android
Happy Monday @MetroNorth running like delays and shit as per usual #cunts Monday, December 12, 2016 8:34:55 AMTwitter for Android
Fucking Motorola and their piece of shit turbo charger. The cable is not removable from the brick and USB-A is shit and gets loose. Sunday, December 11, 2016 1:55:23 AMTwitter for Android
Stop installing this shit on my laptop via policy to eat my CPU cycles https://t.co/CVOAoa2iZG Wednesday, November 23, 2016 10:22:10 AMTwitter Web Client
The @MTA is a piece of shit. Since when do @MetroNorth tickets expire in 2 months? They used to be good for a year. And that $10 refund fee Monday, November 21, 2016 10:58:29 AMTwitter Web Client
It's 2016. If you still use a SOAP API, you're an asshole. Fuckin shit is so clunky and repetitive it's not even funny Tuesday, November 08, 2016 4:50:19 PMTwitter Web Client
I fucking hate cocksucking piece of shit Microsoft Azure. Absolute garbage to manage Friday, October 21, 2016 11:39:55 AMTwitter Web Client
This 80 degree weather at the end of October is a bunch of horse shit Tuesday, October 18, 2016 1:38:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Still get woken up in the middle of the night for this piece of shit client's system were getting rid of in a few months. #getlawst Wednesday, October 05, 2016 2:53:54 AMTwitter for Android
Plus, they're absolutely blasting some shit news channel and I don't want to hear asshole Clinton and asshole Trump Saturday, September 17, 2016 2:47:05 PMTwitter for Android
Trump's a piece of shit. Hillary's a piece of shit. Cuncel da election Saturday, September 10, 2016 11:10:21 PMTwitter for Android
Azure is a piece of shit Tuesday, September 06, 2016 11:00:02 AMTwitter Web Client
Why does everyone fuckin suck at what they do? I literally know nothing about GPOs and just figured out shit the go to guy couldn't. Chreest Thursday, September 01, 2016 12:05:42 AMTwitter Web Client
I don't even know how I know half of the shit I know, but I get it all figured out Monday, August 22, 2016 1:54:39 PMTwitter Web Client
clearXchange is a fucking mess. Send money by email or phone number... Welp, what if we have the same for multiple banks? Shit breaks. Saturday, August 06, 2016 5:58:08 PMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 last year when @NickSwisher didn't suck and was on the Indians, wore a Yanks swish shirt there and got so much shit
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Tuesday, August 02, 2016 10:30:58 PMTwitter for Android
Everyone needs to write their own fuckin speeches. Every politician's full shit. We're fucked https://t.co/CYKyNGUUrS Wednesday, July 20, 2016 9:04:38 PMTwitter for Android
Someone tell our motherfuckin director of QA that when shit breaks in a new build and worked before, IT'S NOT MY CONFIGURATION ISSUE #cunts Tuesday, July 05, 2016 5:09:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Horse shit. White wine for guys? You're soft. KFC and Kmarko are better than you. @stoolpresidente https://t.co/QC5M9OveQk Tuesday, June 28, 2016 11:36:54 PMTwitter for Android
Snapchat has a horse shit UI. Kids of tomorrow are gonna create apps like this? We're fucked. Tuesday, June 21, 2016 10:00:32 PMTwitter for Android
Yes. Hangouts is a piece of shit. "Weekend poll: do you think Google Allo should replace Hangouts?" https://t.co/o5qksASh7s Sunday, June 19, 2016 7:09:54 PMTwitter for Android
For fuck's sake why does my.piece of shit phone keep autocorrecting Citifield to "CutiField" #cunts Wednesday, June 15, 2016 9:55:04 PMTwitter for Android
Wayyy to drunk to be responsible for a multi-million dollar SaaS platform right now. But 1) I am and 2) sober people ain't got shit on me Friday, May 27, 2016 5:05:59 PMTwitter Web Client
Yo @twitter. Fix the bug in your Android app where scrolling through multiple pics in one tweet lags the shit out of my phone Wednesday, May 25, 2016 9:26:34 PMTwitter for Android
NYC stresses me the fuck out. Wasn't even back 30 mins and the NYPD pissed me off. Protip: don't slam shit around inside a precinct. Monday, May 23, 2016 12:57:16 PMTwitter Web Client
This bird just shit on @MalJNew's arm https://t.co/Iz0VFouydA Friday, May 20, 2016 3:32:45 PMTwitter for Android
@RockNationRadio ah shit I thought they had two nights at the garden
In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet
Tuesday, May 03, 2016 3:23:33 PMTwitter for Android
Marketing dept over at @Azure: "Our portal is such a fuckin piece of shit, you might as well just do everything through Powershell" Friday, April 22, 2016 12:20:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Probably need to rebuild my VPS because fuckin apt-get is a piece of shit and fucked up all my mysql dependencies #forfuckssake Monday, March 28, 2016 12:25:20 AMTwitter Web Client
I can feed all of fuckin Uganda with how much I pay in rent in this cess pool. Landlord hasn't changed the piece of shit lock since 1970 Friday, March 18, 2016 9:49:14 PMTwitter for Android
Gave a dev access to our prod corporate website because our ex engineer maintained it like shit and I couldn't be bothered. Do I worry? Tuesday, March 08, 2016 12:21:37 AMTwitter for Android
Fin, ou really shouldn't be quoting Kanye to your boss: "You should be honored by my lateness. That I would even show up to this fake shit." Tuesday, March 08, 2016 12:09:03 AMTwitter for Android
I don't understand how a bum can be so homeless that the stench of shit has diffused evenly throughout an entire subway car. Sunday, March 06, 2016 1:28:21 PMTwitter for Android
Freddy's mackin' on this milf right now. O shit. She just slid over a seat at the bar. #getitin Friday, March 04, 2016 3:57:34 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu They'd upsell a pile of shit if they could. Aggressive upsell tactics, SOPA support, shittu UX/UI and the elephant killing CEO: BAI 👋
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Thursday, March 03, 2016 2:48:00 PMTwitter Web Client
Pretty sure someone shit elevator #12 in this building Friday, February 19, 2016 3:33:47 PMTwitter for Android
Spoiler Alert: In last week's X-Files, Mulder does mushrooms, sees some crazy shit and solves the crime. Friday, February 19, 2016 10:19:23 AMTwitter Web Client
You know you're in NY when your cabbie gets out and starts kicking the shit outta the car in front of you
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, February 03, 2016 12:27:50 AMTwitter for Android
What kind of asshole product people does @google have working on their Contacts preview in Gmail... Shit is weak. Half my groups are missing Tuesday, February 02, 2016 5:48:06 PMTwitter Web Client
Testing this shit from a python script using the Twitter API Monday, February 01, 2016 1:09:10 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Jesus Fucking Christ with the subways in Queens. Holy shit. Wednesday, January 27, 2016 8:53:17 AMTwitter for Android
1.5 hours and still not home yet. Missing the X-Files because NYC's 110 year old piece of shit transit system can't handle a little snow. Monday, January 25, 2016 8:02:22 PMTwitter for Android
Unacceptable horse shit infrastructure you fucking cunts. @NYCTSubway Monday, January 25, 2016 7:54:53 PMTwitter for Android
I gotta beat this fuckin guy in Quoridor. Straight up Yanks/Sox shit here. Monday, January 11, 2016 10:48:49 PMTwitter for Android
Linkedin sends too many fuckin emails, holy shit. Tuesday, January 05, 2016 7:15:51 AMTwitter for Android
Comcast is so full of shit. What good is gigabit internet if they limit your monthly bandwidth to 300GB? https://t.co/DBHvunNyrj Saturday, December 26, 2015 11:20:43 PMTwitter for Android
Fuck China and their polluting ass bitches causing global warming and shit. Thursday, December 17, 2015 11:09:04 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu I'll eat the shit out of either of those.
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Sunday, December 13, 2015 3:44:57 PMTwitter for Android
WAIT A SEC. Doesn't the MTA put like huge disclaimers on Arab political shit ads? Wtf is this then? https://t.co/nD0v0rMxZG Wednesday, November 25, 2015 6:45:38 PMTwitter for Android
Anyone have any demo work for me to do? I'm in prime condition to take a sledgehammer to shit right now. Wednesday, November 11, 2015 9:46:09 PMTwitter for Android
Piece of shit city with piece of shit infrastructure get me the fuck out of here Wednesday, November 11, 2015 9:33:29 PMTwitter for Android
Shit is ABOUT to go down here at work... Tuesday, November 10, 2015 12:43:46 PMTwitter Web Client
The Windows bluetooth stack is a raging piece of shit Monday, November 09, 2015 12:12:29 AMTwitter Web Client
Shit's about to go down at work tomorrow. Mark my words. #vigilante Thursday, October 29, 2015 10:59:27 PMTwitter for Android
Annmarie needs to shit the fuck up and stop judging me Tuesday, October 27, 2015 10:10:34 PMTwitter for Android
Twitter is a fuckin piece of shit with the way they handle switching devices and two step login verification. Saturday, October 24, 2015 9:36:05 PMTwitter Web Client
Sourceforge is such a 90s piece of shit with ads and spyware. Need to report a bug to a dev and it's impossible. What idiots still use SF? Thursday, October 22, 2015 10:42:36 AMTwitter Web Client
NO, QA manager. I won't re-test the shit you send to our outsourced consultants who are idiots. Hire smarter people. Tuesday, October 20, 2015 1:11:28 PMTwitter Web Client
I've gotta take a huge shit and have an hour meeting with useless VP #2 Friday, September 18, 2015 11:25:08 AMTwitter Web Client
A fuckin bird just shit on my hand Tuesday, September 15, 2015 8:28:31 AMTwitter for Android
Also, fuck airplane mode. The frequency phones run on won't conflict with the airplane shit. So I am tweeting this as we take off. I'll live Monday, September 14, 2015 3:34:13 PMTwitter for Android
Oh wait plane seatbelts protect you from turbulence? You ever ride the NYC subways? Shit's 95 times worse than turbulence. Monday, September 14, 2015 3:32:10 PMTwitter for Android
Good. Hope this hedge fund guy destroys them. Fuck Herbalife. I unfollowed someone for being obsessed with that shit http://t.co/rTBwOOUS4e Wednesday, September 09, 2015 11:28:25 AMTwitter for Android
Dafuq is Colbert doing right now? Selling Hummus and doing weird myth shit #cuncel Tuesday, September 08, 2015 11:52:40 PMTwitter for Android
My life is a joke. You can't even make this shit up Saturday, September 05, 2015 6:50:47 PMTwitter for Android
@NYCTSubway that was earlier. One showed up but holy shit the MTA is going to make me leave new york
In reply to @NYCTSubway's tweet
Wednesday, September 02, 2015 7:43:51 PMTwitter for Android
What the fuck @GooglePlay Music? Your playlists don't advance anymore? It's like Repeat-1 is stuck. Playing the same shit looping Tuesday, September 01, 2015 5:41:23 PMTwitter Web Client
I can't even take a shit here without someone looking for me Friday, August 28, 2015 10:37:31 AMTwitter Web Client
For real though. I thought Harlem was like being gentrified and shit by hipsters. Thought it was on the up and up. For sure not Monday, August 24, 2015 5:59:31 PMTwitter for Android
David Justice is probably talking shit about how I can't get his boo that he doesn't even realize I've gotten now. #fuckalexeybear Friday, August 21, 2015 12:36:11 AMTwitter for Android
David Justice is now talking shit about the pale girl with he black guy. Friday, August 21, 2015 12:30:18 AMTwitter for Android
EPA: "Welp, we were trying to clean up shit but instead we accidentally dumped 3 mil gallons into the river."

Assholes should go to prison 		Monday, August 10, 2015 9:39:59 AMTwitter Web Client
Why is this guy here every 5 mins with password problems?
If you can't figure out how to log into basic shit, you shouldn't work here.
Fired 		Tuesday, August 04, 2015 3:56:54 PMTwitter Web Client
This bitch ass client is doing data loads and woke me up because their piece of shit system has un-optimized code and our monitoring blows Wednesday, July 15, 2015 4:07:32 AMTwitter Web Client
SHIT SHIT SHIT http://t.co/PoVfQQPRiJ Sunday, July 05, 2015 1:02:36 PMTwitter Web Client
To the 24 y/o construction worker @ the bar who kept sayin he made 6 figures: Eat a dick. Some of us work our asses off for shit office jobs Tuesday, June 30, 2015 6:52:51 PMTwitter Web Client
Shit makes no sense
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, June 29, 2015 9:57:19 PMTwitter for Android
GoDaddy is a fucking piece of shit. Tried to leave them when they supported SOPA in the day, and their Admin Console is dick. Wednesday, June 24, 2015 10:30:54 AMTwitter Web Client
I have to take a huge shit and this meeting has ko end in sight. Thursday, June 18, 2015 4:17:15 PMTwitter for Android
I'm not giving some piece of shit no name bank my SSN. Youcan keep your fucking $100. Not worth my identity stolen. Fucking scammers. Tuesday, June 16, 2015 5:52:00 PMTwitter Web Client
Basically have a piece of plastic. No one ever buy this fucking Green Dot shit. I don't need to "register" it. Use AMEX gift cards instead. Tuesday, June 16, 2015 5:51:27 PMTwitter Web Client
My next phone might have a USB-C port!!! Fuck all this micro USB 2006 shit where they wear out and aren't reversible Thursday, June 11, 2015 1:23:39 AMTwitter for Android
Eat a dick dot info. I dont care how much I fuck up, at the end of the day Joe and Joe are the only people who can fix shit Tuesday, June 09, 2015 4:03:47 PMTwitter Web Client
This horse shit assed release is preventing like half of these motherfuckers from logging in. Let's focus on that and not how I fucked up Tuesday, June 09, 2015 2:27:48 PMTwitter Web Client
I might actually die in this cab. Didn't have fireball and this shit smells like fireball Wednesday, June 03, 2015 9:53:03 PMTwitter for Android
This city is going to shit with this moron https://t.co/WP3kx9TKCF Tuesday, June 02, 2015 5:45:23 PMTwitter Web Client