1561 results for shit — page 9 of 16, showing 801–900
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I am SO tempted to send this dev dude Jay a bug ticket and at the end be like "That shit cray. Ain't it Jay?" Wednesday, July 02, 2014 11:29:16 AMTwitter Web Client
Gotta love the wit and wisdom of @XtinaSchelin. I love when I see ridiculous shit in Active Directory http://t.co/oQkILIPizv Wednesday, July 02, 2014 11:25:41 AMTwitter Web Client
We are going to have a generation of ignorami if moron politicians who believe in creationist shit make laws to teach idiot common core math Monday, June 30, 2014 1:28:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Black keys are on so I'm taking a shot. Not their pussy ass new album tho. Good old shit Thursday, June 26, 2014 9:41:23 PMTwitter for Android
The Windows command line is fucking convoluted. https://t.co/odTrJlwuhS Shit takes like .5 seconds in Python or bash Thursday, June 26, 2014 1:40:22 PMTwitter Web Client
Dude. That's the biggest tap handle I've ever seen. You can't even deep throat that shit Wednesday, June 18, 2014 7:49:25 PMTwitter for Android
Our software's such a piece of shit this infographic went out in the weekly round up. I kid you not... http://t.co/2IW0NsUlBd Monday, June 16, 2014 9:49:02 AMTwitter Web Client
If there's one thing I'm good at, it's holding my boys back from beating the shit outta someone. No ones getting by me son Wednesday, June 11, 2014 10:38:21 PMTwitter for Android
If I submit this to our piece of shit ticketing system, you think anyone will even read this? Work with incompetents http://t.co/x6Fya9zY4n Monday, June 02, 2014 5:29:05 PMTwitter Web Client
How do I filter iOS 8 shit out of my news reader because I don't give a fuck Monday, June 02, 2014 3:20:42 PMTwitter Web Client
O shit. Yanks are on? $3 Coors Lights? Never going back to the office. Wednesday, May 21, 2014 2:46:36 PMTwitter for Android
Foo Fighters are putting all their shit on SoundCloud. Yeah DAVE. (PS I buy foo records, so whatever) https://t.co/pf3lfnX74j Tuesday, May 20, 2014 5:19:47 PMTwitter Web Client
Shit. We just did a lit of fireball Saturday, May 17, 2014 2:37:53 PMTwitter for Android
Bubble Butt.. This is some beyond twerking shit Friday, May 16, 2014 11:35:06 PMTwitter for Android
Our shit has been down all night and look at all the fucks I give. Maybe it'll give McGivern a heart attack. Friday, May 16, 2014 10:39:05 PMTwitter for Android
Get a load of this piece of shit Yankee team Tuesday, May 13, 2014 8:40:06 PMTwitter for Android
Not to be a cocky asshole or anything, but when I actually ran shit in this joint instead of the idiot suits, the shit hit the fan less. Monday, May 12, 2014 4:51:42 PMTwitter Web Client
Beatsie boys are on. Reminds me of the co founder COO we fired like assholes because he was the shit and now they should crash and burn Sunday, May 11, 2014 1:18:18 AMTwitter for Android
I can go for a McChicken right now. Can I get that shit on seamless stat? Friday, May 09, 2014 1:31:12 AMTwitter for Android
Our systems such a piece of shit, I have a buddy on support that just renames un deletable services to z do not book Monday, May 05, 2014 11:26:54 PMTwitter for Android
Pls explain how I just shit out corn kernels I ate 4 hours ago... Sunday, May 04, 2014 11:25:26 PMTwitter for Android
What pisses me off is fuckin hipsters with iPhones. iPhones are mainstream. This is the shit that isn't: http://t.co/IWKNRSi5fq Sunday, May 04, 2014 11:12:04 PMTwitter for Android
Shit. Am I on call tonight? Wednesday, April 30, 2014 9:54:37 PMTwitter for Android
Have I mentioned lately that Firefox is a fucking piece of shit? http://t.co/hmcLGjhyj8 Wednesday, April 30, 2014 4:32:02 PMTwitter Web Client
Company just did a scavenger hunt for answers on our intranet. if I didn't win this shit, they're fuckin mistaken. I RUN THIS BITCH Thursday, April 24, 2014 1:27:14 PMTwitter Web Client
FIREFOX IS A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT Wednesday, April 16, 2014 2:36:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Google still hasn't improved hangouts since it launched and it's still more of a piece of shit than old GChat Friday, April 11, 2014 2:00:14 AMTwitter Web Client
New Twitter redesign wasn't yet pushed to me, but it's some BULL shit. I hardly use Facebook because it's over cluttered. No need to copy Tuesday, April 08, 2014 4:40:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Frusciante's new album blows. Get back on the drugs man, your current shit's weak Tuesday, April 08, 2014 1:21:53 PMTwitter Web Client
Overheard from my mouth in the office: "Where are all the managers, and why don't they know jack shit? Bunch of morons." Tuesday, April 08, 2014 12:13:53 PMTwitter Web Client
Completely empty bathroom. Don't shit in the stall directly next to me. Asshole. Wednesday, April 02, 2014 9:34:58 AMTwitter for Android
The 8:02 just showed up. It's 8:11. We're late because they're using a piece of shit antique train and the doors get stuck. Wednesday, April 02, 2014 8:12:07 AMTwitter for Android
There's some voodoo shit going on with these phones.. Saturday, March 29, 2014 9:24:19 PMTwitter for Android
Shit. Colin got me fuuuuuckkkkked up Wednesday, March 26, 2014 12:07:31 AMTwitter for Android
When they met @ the Three Broomsticks for Dumbledore's Army, what was omitted was that they all got shitfaced and talked shit about Umbridge Tuesday, March 25, 2014 9:38:28 PMTwitter for Android
I'm a fuckin stud rolling shit out son Tuesday, March 25, 2014 7:58:39 PMTwitter for Android
MSMQ is a piece of shit Thursday, March 20, 2014 11:52:55 AMTwitter Web Client
I may or may not have gotten drunk and wrote nasty shit about McGivern on the chalkboard in the bar bathroom Saturday, March 15, 2014 1:42:19 AMTwitter for Android
This release is the biggest piece of shit going Tuesday, March 04, 2014 1:59:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Ellen DeGeneres' eyes scare the living shit out of me Sunday, March 02, 2014 8:57:53 PMTwitter for Windows
I'd rather shove a red hot rusty nail through my dick than to deal with this incompetent piece of shit company Saturday, March 01, 2014 7:42:05 PMTwitter for Android
Apparently, if you cancel Time Warner's shit service, they don't actually do it. Incompetent fucks. Saturday, March 01, 2014 7:41:16 PMTwitter for Android
Even when Time Warner was installed that shit, it never worked. Saturday, March 01, 2014 7:38:23 PMTwitter for Android
Time Warner is the worse fucking piece of shit company possible Saturday, March 01, 2014 7:35:57 PMTwitter for Android
10° Standing on this platform because this piece of shit Metro North train is late again. #MTA Thursday, February 27, 2014 8:07:36 AMTwitter for Android
@__JLu Try to tell that to my idiot suits. They make it miserable, so no one is motivated or gives a shit.
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Tuesday, February 25, 2014 10:03:14 AMTwitter for Windows
I feel like if you ever end up taking a shit at a Brother Jimmy's, you've hit rock bottom. Monday, February 24, 2014 11:23:37 PMTwitter for Android
Happy Monday! Start your workweek right with late MTA Metro North trains. Pieces of shit. Monday, February 24, 2014 8:08:21 AMTwitter for Android
Broken Bells. Shit. 👍👌 Sunday, February 23, 2014 1:01:40 AMTwitter for Android
I honestly believe Antivirus software was invented for IT job security. It fucks up computers so badly, that they always need to fix shit. Friday, February 21, 2014 11:13:52 AMTwitter for Windows
Almost lost my shit when they pushed Kaspersky via network policy & it broke my VPN. Then I remembered I can just NOT work and get $$ anyway Thursday, February 20, 2014 10:05:52 AMTwitter for Windows
They also did this shit with the password form where it randomly assigns CSS selectors. HURR DERRR I got around it Thursday, February 20, 2014 1:09:44 AMTwitter Web Client
Bitches over at dyndns delete your shit if you don't log in monthly. Wrote automation + task scheduler to auto log in every other week. WIN Thursday, February 20, 2014 1:09:00 AMTwitter Web Client
Jeopardy is the shit @KFCBarstool Saturday, February 15, 2014 7:11:38 PMTwitter for Android
The piece of shit 4/5 isn't running Wednesday, February 12, 2014 7:04:46 PMTwitter for Android
Fucking train is late again. This piece of shit MTA Friday, January 31, 2014 8:06:35 AMTwitter for Android
I sit in the middle if Gabe and Colin. The combination of these two and their nonstop chatter makes me want to take a shit Thursday, January 30, 2014 4:30:37 PMTwitter for Android
First tweet from the Windows 8 App. This shit is pretty cool Thursday, January 30, 2014 2:23:51 PMTwitter for Windows
Oh shit. My review's tomorrow. Going in with a mustache. If they fire a guy with a mustache, that'd be hysterical Wednesday, January 29, 2014 11:07:29 PMTwitter for Android
Broken Bells album leaked. Shit is tight Wednesday, January 29, 2014 3:14:11 PMTwitter Web Client
Tonight's episode of Girls was 100% boring and an utter pile of shit. Monday, January 27, 2014 2:09:12 AMTwitter for Android
Why is this cocksucker metro north train stopped. Go you piece of shit Friday, January 24, 2014 6:46:49 PMTwitter for Android
I fucking hate this shit Tuesday, January 14, 2014 11:24:26 AMTwitter Web Client
Security guys just have no fucking idea and are the least practical. All they care about is fixing the vulnerability, not breaking shit Monday, January 13, 2014 5:24:05 PMTwitter for Android
A woman just ordered half white and half yellow american cheese at the deli. Isn't it the same shit and just dyed? Sunday, January 05, 2014 7:42:16 PMTwitter for Android
"Yo they look like they're related or some shit... Oh wait, we're watching Family Feud." -@portfolioso Saturday, January 04, 2014 2:08:19 AMTwitter for Android
These motherfuckers need to get their shit together with these server alerts and instability while I'm away. Monday, December 30, 2013 3:45:32 PMTwitter for Android
Absolute horse shit meal served to me this Christmas. Ranks as one of the worst Christmas dinners in 25 years. Leftover fuckin leather veal. Thursday, December 26, 2013 10:05:45 PMTwitter for Android
Haven't done JACK SHIT yet today Thursday, December 26, 2013 9:47:53 AMTwitter Web Client
The YouTube mobile app is a piece of shit. Uploaded a video I took normally (not vertical) uploaded it on my phone, and it uploaded vertical Saturday, December 21, 2013 2:46:02 AMTwitter for Android
This season of Mob Wives is out if control. Hilarious. PS - Drita's the shit Thursday, December 19, 2013 11:30:01 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Geeky Scripting Shit http://t.co/oTJbjW5NXq Wednesday, December 18, 2013 2:02:14 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
fuck this shit. ima go play in the snow Tuesday, December 17, 2013 12:11:58 PMTwitter Web Client
So Kevin cleaned up all those booby traps and shit in one evening? Sunday, December 15, 2013 2:08:48 AMTwitter for Android
Awww snow on Christmas morning. I need that shit. Sunday, December 15, 2013 2:07:09 AMTwitter for Android
Santa... Your car's a piece of shit... Sunday, December 15, 2013 1:39:36 AMTwitter for Android
All those groceries were only $18.83? Shit. Bring me back to 1990 Sunday, December 15, 2013 1:27:18 AMTwitter for Android
need to lose weight. feel like a tub of shit Friday, December 13, 2013 4:36:14 PMTwitter Web Client
Shit and corruption Monday, December 09, 2013 7:09:23 PMTwitter for Android
I can't think of an original tweet today. I just keep retweeting @BarstoolJJ 's shit because I fully agree Sunday, December 08, 2013 2:31:12 PMTwitter for Android
This shit can eat my dick: http://t.co/32JRTyJxKX So fucking convoluted Tuesday, December 03, 2013 2:24:09 PMTwitter Web Client
The fuck gave my uncle the remote? Why is this PBS shit on instead of football? http://t.co/zPONFaXrzV Thursday, November 28, 2013 5:17:49 PMTwitter for Android
@__JLu o shit. Didn't realize this. I will now animate axelrod going to town on the ladies.
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Tuesday, November 26, 2013 7:19:28 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: The NY Mets Can't Sing for Shit http://bit.ly/18F5h5G Tuesday, November 26, 2013 3:22:00 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Trying to debug our piece of shit API because it crashes. Enabled crash dumps. In 20 seconds, it dumped 73 gigs. Fucking piece. Place sux Monday, November 25, 2013 3:26:46 PMTwitter Web Client
Last train home is soooooo funny. Haven't taken this shit in years Sunday, November 24, 2013 1:58:28 AMTwitter for Android
Fucking director of engineering... Asks for shit that can't be rolled back. I do it. Shit breaks. He freaks out. Tuesday, November 19, 2013 12:08:50 PMTwitter Web Client
Edgar's the shit Thursday, November 14, 2013 7:07:37 PMTwitter for Android
This shit is tight: http://t.co/Az48j0Nzul Thursday, November 07, 2013 10:39:10 PMTwitter Web Client
We're just gonna fuckin play with this sock for 3 hours, I don't give a shit Thursday, October 31, 2013 10:10:55 PMTwitter for Android
@KFCBarstool Jesus Christ. These are my sales guys. I shit you not
In reply to @KFCBarstool's tweet
Thursday, October 31, 2013 4:01:51 PMTwitter for Android
Shit if I play kings again I'm blacking out Saturday, October 26, 2013 9:46:48 PMTwitter for Android
Vote for this shit you politician assed cunts: http://t.co/nAjRSeM94d Or else my commute starts to rape me in 2014 Thursday, October 24, 2013 3:29:05 PMTwitter Web Client
When half the sales team and VPs are in Vegas getting hammered and selling our shit, and I'm here listening to this suit.... Eat a dick. Tuesday, October 22, 2013 11:03:34 AMTwitter for Android
Never have I ever taken a shit on a Metro North train (and I shit a lot) Thursday, October 17, 2013 11:05:10 PMTwitter for Android
Wait. shit this isn't funny. He's really pissed at me Thursday, October 17, 2013 9:25:59 PMTwitter for Android
no wonder everyone hates php. Some API shit I did in CURL from the shell in 30 secs took me 40 mins to port to php because it's convoluted Tuesday, October 15, 2013 2:30:08 PMTwitter Web Client
What's the over/under Gaurav shit his pants at work? Sunday, October 13, 2013 2:38:25 PMTwitter for Android
Statistics prove that Firefox is a fucking piece of shit. http://t.co/P02gIFqyPb Friday, October 11, 2013 1:47:17 PMTwitter Web Client
2 mins after I tweeted that they took off. You think I'm stupid? I know they read this shit son Wednesday, October 09, 2013 8:59:50 PMTwitter for Android