1561 results for shit — page 14 of 16, showing 1301–1400
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I admin the shit out of this Ubuntu box. I love having my own Rackspace cloud server Sunday, February 06, 2011 11:43:18 PMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika Yeah slash was the shit.
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Sunday, February 06, 2011 8:23:56 PMTwitter for Android
Holy SHIT. IE9 raped Firefox 4 and Chrome in its speed demos using hardware acceleration Friday, February 04, 2011 1:49:19 AMTwitter Web Client
Holy fucking shit. Ive never seen a hot train conductor before. Ummm I forgot my ticket. Punish me O:) Saturday, January 29, 2011 8:40:25 PMTwitter for Android
I shit you not, I have a client named Mehboob... lol Friday, January 28, 2011 11:43:15 AMTwitter for Android
Yeah actually... Rereading my tweets from last year, I probably should have been in rehab... What a mess. Cleaned that shit up sorta Friday, January 28, 2011 2:46:57 AMTwitter Web Client
Watchin Nat Geo... proof 9/11 was a controlled demolition. No shit. Finally some real analysis on tv other than zeitgeist and loose change Sunday, January 23, 2011 1:39:47 PMTwitter for Android
Someone has some bangin ass Chinese on this train. Smells nom. I have to shit and thanks to MLK, my train is not an express Monday, January 17, 2011 7:24:00 PMTwitter for Android
"90 PSI to the taint to make me really shit myself" Saturday, January 15, 2011 2:47:24 AMTwitter for Android
@nyJULZmd Still want to work for the government you crazy bitch? Fuck the government. That shit will get you killed.
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Saturday, January 08, 2011 4:43:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Wanna pull this hunk of m7 shit outta crestwood? Or park here for the night.. christ Thursday, January 06, 2011 12:23:13 AMTwitter for Android
Welp... Same old shit. Or as Lincoln would say: The ole shit same Saturday, January 01, 2011 12:38:16 AMTwitter for Android
Just took a shot of Avion tequila. Entourage anyone? I usually hate tequila. No wonder Vinny Chase was a fuckin mess. Good shit Thursday, December 30, 2010 10:27:29 PMTwitter for Android
@Novellabella croc lounge is the shit. Jealous
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Thursday, December 30, 2010 10:16:46 PMTwitter for Android
Madison Square Park is the shit http://twitpic.com/3kmvvp Tuesday, December 28, 2010 4:34:22 PMTwitter for Android
Up waiting for Santa. We're gonna go on a bender and pick up some sluts. Sleigh head in the air and shit Saturday, December 25, 2010 12:48:46 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: This Skype Outage is Full Of Shit http://bit.ly/gbwNem Wednesday, December 22, 2010 6:35:52 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: This News 12 Poll is Full of Shit http://bit.ly/eDpXiI Monday, December 13, 2010 5:12:13 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
This isn't flying, Verizon FiOS. I'm gonna need a gigabit router, I can't be maxing shit out at 100MBPS sending 10s of gigs around my LAN Monday, December 13, 2010 1:05:22 AMTwitter Web Client
"Someones gonna get drunk off of whiskey and steak and that's gonna be me" -my boss is the fuckin shit Tuesday, December 07, 2010 10:29:22 PMTwitter for Android
I have to piss so fucking badly and some asshole took a shit with the only bathroom key, fml. Tuesday, December 07, 2010 2:24:40 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: Read this Shit on Your Phones, It's Better Now (Also, faster) http://bit.ly/hY7ClV Sunday, December 05, 2010 5:04:27 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: The Bombardier M7-A is a Piece of Shit http://bit.ly/fVnWrT Wednesday, December 01, 2010 9:43:38 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Yes, I am that awesome. That's what you are texting/tweeting about. No shit. Sunday, November 28, 2010 1:24:39 AMTwitter for Android
Same psycho who was air boxing in Madison Square Park last week now has nunchucks and is beating the shit out of the air Tuesday, November 23, 2010 5:34:55 PMTwitter for Android
What the hell is with Verizon's spotty ass 3g along the railroad tracks. 90% of the time, I'm on 1x. Fuckin piece of shit Tuesday, November 23, 2010 8:56:56 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: I Rooted The Shit out of my Droid http://bit.ly/bWpeSS Monday, November 15, 2010 3:31:50 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Italian beer... tastes like fuckin shit. But can't stay away bc of the girls Saturday, November 13, 2010 7:58:47 PMTwitter for Android
FUCK. Nexus S is only available on TMobile. God dammit. I knew Verizon wouldn't get a stock Google phone because they shit up their phones. Friday, November 12, 2010 3:18:29 AMTwitter Web Client
My next phone will be a Nexus Two pending it comes to Verizon. VZ better not shit it up with bloat or skins either. motoblur and sense = ass Monday, November 08, 2010 5:06:56 AMTwitter Web Client
Casino is on Encore. Movie's the shit. Sunday, November 07, 2010 12:40:46 AMTwitter Web Client
God damn fucking shit piss booger ball sucking fucking cocksucking bitch ass cunt tits penis twat cum guzzling rapist whore slut Saturday, November 06, 2010 3:27:50 AMTwitter Web Client
For fucks sake, my house smells like burned shit. It permeated the fibers of my coat. I'm gonna smell like shit tomorrow at work. Tuesday, November 02, 2010 8:17:16 PMTwitter Web Client
COCK SUCKING APPLE and your piece of shit iPod Monday, November 01, 2010 1:00:09 AMTwitter Web Client
See this is the shit I can't do that I need to do... christ. Friday, October 29, 2010 7:59:45 AMTwitter for Android
This election shit needs to end. I hate getting attacked by campaigners at the train station Friday, October 29, 2010 7:55:35 AMTwitter for Android
Sometimes, I just hate the way shit turns out. Friday, October 29, 2010 12:31:13 AMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito a verizon iPhone will fuck Android sales. But all the new androids suck bc verizon puts so much shit on them
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Friday, October 15, 2010 3:59:55 PMTwitter for Android
$94 for an eSATA external enclosure and 2TB HD? Newegg rocks! Building your own HD is always cheaper than the pre-assembled shit (eg, $165) Monday, October 11, 2010 12:41:27 AMTwitter Web Client
@scoopANDslam flash sucks dick on android. I uninstalled that shit in 5 minutes.
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Friday, October 08, 2010 11:55:06 AMTwitter for Android
Explain to me how the side effect of a medicine is actually one of the symptoms it's supposed to treat? This is why I never take shit. Friday, October 01, 2010 1:33:08 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: T'rowin' Out De Ole Shit Saaaaame http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/09/30/trowin-out-de-ole-shit-saaaaame/ Thursday, September 30, 2010 9:12:18 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
@Waspito nope. Anything that's not HBO or Showtime isn't worthy. Boardwalk Emoire, Dexter, etc. Amazing shit.
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Friday, September 24, 2010 10:10:33 AMTwitter for Android
got an iPad to play with from work. supposed to be simple? Nothing but problems. Fuckin piece of shit. Won't connect to wifi, won't charge Friday, September 17, 2010 9:11:37 PMTwitter Web Client
Flash for Android is a fuckin piece of shit. Useful only for lagging your phone and annoying ads. Uninstalled. Wednesday, September 15, 2010 7:43:17 PMTwitter for Android
And why is this gay staring at me. I'm not into that shit. Sunday, September 12, 2010 1:58:36 AMTwitter for Android
Yeah.. I don't like the way my second harddrive sounds... Clicks on seek. Shit gon fail in a brand new laptop. Friday, September 10, 2010 11:34:08 PMTwitter Web Client
@nyJULZmd Cut out that vicodan shit.
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Saturday, September 04, 2010 10:21:20 AMTwitter Web Client
Gotta admit, Microsoft's HTML5 demos for IE9 are impressive but run like shit on my i7 in Chrome & Firefox. Needs moar hardware acceleration Friday, September 03, 2010 1:50:42 AMTwitter Web Client
These rooms are set up for shit. Now I have to rewire the fuck out of them. Thanks. 5 minute job will now be two hours Wednesday, August 25, 2010 9:03:54 AMtwidroid
I'm too fuckin old for this shit. If I knew then what I knew now... swear to God. Monday, August 23, 2010 11:31:51 AMtwidroid
After working with a brand new LED backlit display, I've come to the conclusion that my laptop display is darker than a ducks shit Thursday, August 19, 2010 8:19:11 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito I knew some were in the works but I didn't think they were released yet. Tablets are pointless. Android is still the shit.
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Monday, August 16, 2010 8:00:59 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin cool. I click a YouTube link and my fucking screen blanks and my computer locks solid. Piece of shit's getting replaced soon. Tuesday, August 10, 2010 6:52:30 PMTwitter Web Client
HOW MANY TIMES do I have to tell these fools that if they don't put their shit on the network it'll be wiped? & they lose their files anyway Tuesday, August 10, 2010 3:02:15 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: I Need to Marry the Shit out of this Girl http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/08/10/i-need-to-marry-the-shit-out-of-this-girl/ Tuesday, August 10, 2010 1:51:49 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
I install and configure the districts fucking shit all day long and now when im home i need to continue installing and configging. fml Wednesday, August 04, 2010 12:36:58 AMTwitter Web Client
Come on Newegg... Ship my shit! I orded it last night usually it's out already. You're better than that Tuesday, August 03, 2010 11:28:27 AMTwitter Web Client
Ya know... sometimes the most ridiculous shit goes through my mind. Saturday, July 31, 2010 2:25:48 PMtwidroid
New blog post: The West Coast Doesn't Give a Shit About Jersey Shore http://bit.ly/alrNal Friday, July 30, 2010 10:19:22 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
You take some fuck and some shit and some fuck and some shit you've got a fuck shit stack, a fuck shit stack. Wednesday, July 28, 2010 8:40:02 PMTwitter Web Client
Yeah fuck this. I'm packing my shit and going to Hogwarts Monday, July 26, 2010 9:06:26 PMtwidroid
Shut the fuck up trains. Why do these fucking conductors now blast the shit out of the horns for 5 minutes through the station? Monday, July 26, 2010 5:48:43 PMTwitter Web Client
I am fucking fat and just ordered 3 pounds of this shit (@ Wendy's) http://4sq.com/bkYLrG Friday, July 23, 2010 1:06:13 PMfoursquare
New blog post: Verizon Shapes the Shit out of their Traffic http://bit.ly/cyLONY Thursday, July 22, 2010 6:32:35 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Yeah... My shit. I need to get it together Sunday, July 18, 2010 3:47:07 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm reading live blogs of Steve Jobs' iPhone 4 press conference and it's making me rage because he is SO FULL OF SHIT. Friday, July 16, 2010 1:51:36 PMTwitter Web Client
Hate when people put shit all over their comps when I need to open them. Then they bitch when their stuff's moved: http://twitpic.com/24xlvk Tuesday, July 13, 2010 9:33:04 AMtwidroid
Joba you fucking cocksucker piece of shit. Get off my team you game blowing, drunk driving, grand slam yielding, shit sniffing fuckface. Sunday, July 11, 2010 12:44:44 AMtwidroid
New blog post: iOS 4 Multitasking is Full of Shit http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/10/ios-4-multitasking-is-full-of-shit/ Saturday, July 10, 2010 9:04:41 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
My short term memory is fucked. Can't remember a goddamn thing anymore. Leaving my shit all over the place, etc. Too many years of drinking. Friday, July 09, 2010 5:32:48 PMTwitter Web Client
My life would be so much easier right now if these fucking mother fuckers gave me high res pictures like i asked for. Not 300x240 shit Friday, June 25, 2010 4:14:15 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Further Proof Steve Jobs is a Dick & the iPhone 4 is a Piece of Shit http://bit.ly/cmqtd4 Thursday, June 24, 2010 10:32:04 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Travlin' Max is the shit. He gave out light up maracas! We didn't get fuckin light up maracas at our orientation! Can I be a freshman now? Tuesday, June 22, 2010 9:30:32 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito I did. Went to citi with my yankee shit and took in scenes of he new park. Didn't give a fuck abkut los mets.
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Friday, June 18, 2010 6:15:51 PMtwidroid
Am I the only person who really doesn't give a shit about the World Cup? Friday, June 18, 2010 2:53:57 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm pretty sure I'd bone the shit out of Giada Tuesday, June 15, 2010 4:55:45 PMtwidroid
Nope didn't do it. What a buggy piece of shit. Tuesday, June 15, 2010 12:51:47 PMtwidroid
Fuckin twitter won't connect from Android. Twitter needs to test shit before rolling out new features and breaking their servers off Tuesday, June 15, 2010 11:36:32 AMTwitter Web Client
Verizon needs to cut out this 1x shit and stay on 3g. Christ Monday, June 14, 2010 7:37:50 PMtwidroyd (original)
Who is that reporter woman on season 4 of Dexter? Because I'd like to bang the shit out of her Friday, June 11, 2010 2:30:15 AMTwitter Web Client
Mother fuck this feeble piece of shit laptop with only one gig of ram. My dick has more ram. Wednesday, June 09, 2010 10:26:26 PMtwidroyd (original)
Wow... Could count that shit on one hand. Have some work to do Wednesday, June 09, 2010 6:37:02 PMTwitter Web Client
Brand spankin' new Droid! It's amazing how worn out my old one got since Jan. Charging port was all loose and shit, plus the GPS works now! Tuesday, June 08, 2010 3:41:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck my life.while pretending to be sober. I walked into 3 bins in my hallway and woke my parents up. f'in shit all over the place.. move it Tuesday, June 08, 2010 1:37:50 AMTwitter Web Client
Droid GPS hasn't worked for 2 weeks and the defective piece of shit is going back tomorrow for replacement Friday, June 04, 2010 3:46:36 AMTwitter Web Client
Nutcase ass shit Wednesday, June 02, 2010 1:43:50 AMtwidroid
That was probably one of the most fun times at the Grape. Peacan Sandies were the shit! Saturday, May 22, 2010 3:21:48 AMtwidroid
New blog post: Android 2.2 Froyo Just Took a Shit on the iPhone http://bit.ly/cXJRBH Thursday, May 20, 2010 9:53:09 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Piece of shit droid loses gps until you reboot it. Can't wait to exchange this fuckin faulty phone Friday, May 14, 2010 3:36:48 PMtwidroid
@Waspito truth. Donnie darko is the shit
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Wednesday, May 12, 2010 12:44:29 PMtwidroid
Once someone gives a shit i'll cut this fucked up attitude out Sunday, May 09, 2010 3:17:13 AMDELETED
Just stepped on and broke a bunch of Darryl's shit climbing out of bed. Too bad. That's what you get for leaving your shit in my way, Saturday, May 08, 2010 12:12:35 PMTwitter Web Client
I will steal that shit from you fagggggggg Thursday, May 06, 2010 10:04:19 PMtwidroid
Fuck you, stock market you downward spiraling piece of shit. Thursday, May 06, 2010 1:32:20 PMTwitter Web Client
The field. Bartender is the shit n my boy... but makes a shitty tom collins. Southports rom collins are ballin Wednesday, May 05, 2010 11:30:19 PMtwidroid
OK it's not Google, it's the piece of shit school network not letting me log into Gmail Wednesday, May 05, 2010 4:25:11 PMTwitter Web Client
#GOOGLEFAIL Load my funking gmail you piece of shit... Wednesday, May 05, 2010 4:18:24 PMTwitter Web Client
Google Reader has been fucking up since Sunday and not marking my shit as read / repeating everything I've seen already. WTF. #googlefail Tuesday, May 04, 2010 11:32:35 AMTwitter Web Client
WTF is this shit? My Google Reader isn't working, then I got this... #googlefail http://twitpic.com/1k7p02 Sunday, May 02, 2010 1:54:11 AMTwitpic