1538 results for shit — page 14 of 16, showing 1301–1400
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Yes, I am that awesome. That's what you are texting/tweeting about. No shit. Sunday, November 28, 2010 1:24:39 AMTwitter for Android
Same psycho who was air boxing in Madison Square Park last week now has nunchucks and is beating the shit out of the air Tuesday, November 23, 2010 5:34:55 PMTwitter for Android
What the hell is with Verizon's spotty ass 3g along the railroad tracks. 90% of the time, I'm on 1x. Fuckin piece of shit Tuesday, November 23, 2010 8:56:56 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: I Rooted The Shit out of my Droid http://bit.ly/bWpeSS Monday, November 15, 2010 3:31:50 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Italian beer... tastes like fuckin shit. But can't stay away bc of the girls Saturday, November 13, 2010 7:58:47 PMTwitter for Android
FUCK. Nexus S is only available on TMobile. God dammit. I knew Verizon wouldn't get a stock Google phone because they shit up their phones. Friday, November 12, 2010 3:18:29 AMTwitter Web Client
My next phone will be a Nexus Two pending it comes to Verizon. VZ better not shit it up with bloat or skins either. motoblur and sense = ass Monday, November 08, 2010 5:06:56 AMTwitter Web Client
Casino is on Encore. Movie's the shit. Sunday, November 07, 2010 12:40:46 AMTwitter Web Client
God damn fucking shit piss booger ball sucking fucking cocksucking bitch ass cunt tits penis twat cum guzzling rapist whore slut Saturday, November 06, 2010 3:27:50 AMTwitter Web Client
For fucks sake, my house smells like burned shit. It permeated the fibers of my coat. I'm gonna smell like shit tomorrow at work. Tuesday, November 02, 2010 8:17:16 PMTwitter Web Client
COCK SUCKING APPLE and your piece of shit iPod Monday, November 01, 2010 1:00:09 AMTwitter Web Client
See this is the shit I can't do that I need to do... christ. Friday, October 29, 2010 7:59:45 AMTwitter for Android
This election shit needs to end. I hate getting attacked by campaigners at the train station Friday, October 29, 2010 7:55:35 AMTwitter for Android
Sometimes, I just hate the way shit turns out. Friday, October 29, 2010 12:31:13 AMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito a verizon iPhone will fuck Android sales. But all the new androids suck bc verizon puts so much shit on them
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Friday, October 15, 2010 3:59:55 PMTwitter for Android
$94 for an eSATA external enclosure and 2TB HD? Newegg rocks! Building your own HD is always cheaper than the pre-assembled shit (eg, $165) Monday, October 11, 2010 12:41:27 AMTwitter Web Client
@scoopANDslam flash sucks dick on android. I uninstalled that shit in 5 minutes.
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Friday, October 08, 2010 11:55:06 AMTwitter for Android
Explain to me how the side effect of a medicine is actually one of the symptoms it's supposed to treat? This is why I never take shit. Friday, October 01, 2010 1:33:08 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: T'rowin' Out De Ole Shit Saaaaame http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/09/30/trowin-out-de-ole-shit-saaaaame/ Thursday, September 30, 2010 9:12:18 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
@Waspito nope. Anything that's not HBO or Showtime isn't worthy. Boardwalk Emoire, Dexter, etc. Amazing shit.
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Friday, September 24, 2010 10:10:33 AMTwitter for Android
got an iPad to play with from work. supposed to be simple? Nothing but problems. Fuckin piece of shit. Won't connect to wifi, won't charge Friday, September 17, 2010 9:11:37 PMTwitter Web Client
Flash for Android is a fuckin piece of shit. Useful only for lagging your phone and annoying ads. Uninstalled. Wednesday, September 15, 2010 7:43:17 PMTwitter for Android
And why is this gay staring at me. I'm not into that shit. Sunday, September 12, 2010 1:58:36 AMTwitter for Android
Yeah.. I don't like the way my second harddrive sounds... Clicks on seek. Shit gon fail in a brand new laptop. Friday, September 10, 2010 11:34:08 PMTwitter Web Client
@nyJULZmd Cut out that vicodan shit.
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Saturday, September 04, 2010 10:21:20 AMTwitter Web Client
Gotta admit, Microsoft's HTML5 demos for IE9 are impressive but run like shit on my i7 in Chrome & Firefox. Needs moar hardware acceleration Friday, September 03, 2010 1:50:42 AMTwitter Web Client
These rooms are set up for shit. Now I have to rewire the fuck out of them. Thanks. 5 minute job will now be two hours Wednesday, August 25, 2010 9:03:54 AMtwidroid
I'm too fuckin old for this shit. If I knew then what I knew now... swear to God. Monday, August 23, 2010 11:31:51 AMtwidroid
After working with a brand new LED backlit display, I've come to the conclusion that my laptop display is darker than a ducks shit Thursday, August 19, 2010 8:19:11 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito I knew some were in the works but I didn't think they were released yet. Tablets are pointless. Android is still the shit.
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Monday, August 16, 2010 8:00:59 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin cool. I click a YouTube link and my fucking screen blanks and my computer locks solid. Piece of shit's getting replaced soon. Tuesday, August 10, 2010 6:52:30 PMTwitter Web Client
HOW MANY TIMES do I have to tell these fools that if they don't put their shit on the network it'll be wiped? & they lose their files anyway Tuesday, August 10, 2010 3:02:15 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: I Need to Marry the Shit out of this Girl http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/08/10/i-need-to-marry-the-shit-out-of-this-girl/ Tuesday, August 10, 2010 1:51:49 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
I install and configure the districts fucking shit all day long and now when im home i need to continue installing and configging. fml Wednesday, August 04, 2010 12:36:58 AMTwitter Web Client
Come on Newegg... Ship my shit! I orded it last night usually it's out already. You're better than that Tuesday, August 03, 2010 11:28:27 AMTwitter Web Client
Ya know... sometimes the most ridiculous shit goes through my mind. Saturday, July 31, 2010 2:25:48 PMtwidroid
New blog post: The West Coast Doesn't Give a Shit About Jersey Shore http://bit.ly/alrNal Friday, July 30, 2010 10:19:22 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
You take some fuck and some shit and some fuck and some shit you've got a fuck shit stack, a fuck shit stack. Wednesday, July 28, 2010 8:40:02 PMTwitter Web Client
Yeah fuck this. I'm packing my shit and going to Hogwarts Monday, July 26, 2010 9:06:26 PMtwidroid
Shut the fuck up trains. Why do these fucking conductors now blast the shit out of the horns for 5 minutes through the station? Monday, July 26, 2010 5:48:43 PMTwitter Web Client
I am fucking fat and just ordered 3 pounds of this shit (@ Wendy's) http://4sq.com/bkYLrG Friday, July 23, 2010 1:06:13 PMfoursquare
New blog post: Verizon Shapes the Shit out of their Traffic http://bit.ly/cyLONY Thursday, July 22, 2010 6:32:35 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Yeah... My shit. I need to get it together Sunday, July 18, 2010 3:47:07 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm reading live blogs of Steve Jobs' iPhone 4 press conference and it's making me rage because he is SO FULL OF SHIT. Friday, July 16, 2010 1:51:36 PMTwitter Web Client
Hate when people put shit all over their comps when I need to open them. Then they bitch when their stuff's moved: http://twitpic.com/24xlvk Tuesday, July 13, 2010 9:33:04 AMtwidroid
Joba you fucking cocksucker piece of shit. Get off my team you game blowing, drunk driving, grand slam yielding, shit sniffing fuckface. Sunday, July 11, 2010 12:44:44 AMtwidroid
New blog post: iOS 4 Multitasking is Full of Shit http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/07/10/ios-4-multitasking-is-full-of-shit/ Saturday, July 10, 2010 9:04:41 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
My short term memory is fucked. Can't remember a goddamn thing anymore. Leaving my shit all over the place, etc. Too many years of drinking. Friday, July 09, 2010 5:32:48 PMTwitter Web Client
My life would be so much easier right now if these fucking mother fuckers gave me high res pictures like i asked for. Not 300x240 shit Friday, June 25, 2010 4:14:15 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Further Proof Steve Jobs is a Dick & the iPhone 4 is a Piece of Shit http://bit.ly/cmqtd4 Thursday, June 24, 2010 10:32:04 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Travlin' Max is the shit. He gave out light up maracas! We didn't get fuckin light up maracas at our orientation! Can I be a freshman now? Tuesday, June 22, 2010 9:30:32 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito I did. Went to citi with my yankee shit and took in scenes of he new park. Didn't give a fuck abkut los mets.
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Friday, June 18, 2010 6:15:51 PMtwidroid
Am I the only person who really doesn't give a shit about the World Cup? Friday, June 18, 2010 2:53:57 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm pretty sure I'd bone the shit out of Giada Tuesday, June 15, 2010 4:55:45 PMtwidroid
Nope didn't do it. What a buggy piece of shit. Tuesday, June 15, 2010 12:51:47 PMtwidroid
Fuckin twitter won't connect from Android. Twitter needs to test shit before rolling out new features and breaking their servers off Tuesday, June 15, 2010 11:36:32 AMTwitter Web Client
Verizon needs to cut out this 1x shit and stay on 3g. Christ Monday, June 14, 2010 7:37:50 PMtwidroyd (original)
Who is that reporter woman on season 4 of Dexter? Because I'd like to bang the shit out of her Friday, June 11, 2010 2:30:15 AMTwitter Web Client
Mother fuck this feeble piece of shit laptop with only one gig of ram. My dick has more ram. Wednesday, June 09, 2010 10:26:26 PMtwidroyd (original)
Wow... Could count that shit on one hand. Have some work to do Wednesday, June 09, 2010 6:37:02 PMTwitter Web Client
Brand spankin' new Droid! It's amazing how worn out my old one got since Jan. Charging port was all loose and shit, plus the GPS works now! Tuesday, June 08, 2010 3:41:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck my life.while pretending to be sober. I walked into 3 bins in my hallway and woke my parents up. f'in shit all over the place.. move it Tuesday, June 08, 2010 1:37:50 AMTwitter Web Client
Droid GPS hasn't worked for 2 weeks and the defective piece of shit is going back tomorrow for replacement Friday, June 04, 2010 3:46:36 AMTwitter Web Client
Nutcase ass shit Wednesday, June 02, 2010 1:43:50 AMtwidroid
That was probably one of the most fun times at the Grape. Peacan Sandies were the shit! Saturday, May 22, 2010 3:21:48 AMtwidroid
New blog post: Android 2.2 Froyo Just Took a Shit on the iPhone http://bit.ly/cXJRBH Thursday, May 20, 2010 9:53:09 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Piece of shit droid loses gps until you reboot it. Can't wait to exchange this fuckin faulty phone Friday, May 14, 2010 3:36:48 PMtwidroid
@Waspito truth. Donnie darko is the shit
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Wednesday, May 12, 2010 12:44:29 PMtwidroid
Once someone gives a shit i'll cut this fucked up attitude out Sunday, May 09, 2010 3:17:13 AMDELETED
Just stepped on and broke a bunch of Darryl's shit climbing out of bed. Too bad. That's what you get for leaving your shit in my way, Saturday, May 08, 2010 12:12:35 PMTwitter Web Client
I will steal that shit from you fagggggggg Thursday, May 06, 2010 10:04:19 PMtwidroid
Fuck you, stock market you downward spiraling piece of shit. Thursday, May 06, 2010 1:32:20 PMTwitter Web Client
The field. Bartender is the shit n my boy... but makes a shitty tom collins. Southports rom collins are ballin Wednesday, May 05, 2010 11:30:19 PMtwidroid
OK it's not Google, it's the piece of shit school network not letting me log into Gmail Wednesday, May 05, 2010 4:25:11 PMTwitter Web Client
#GOOGLEFAIL Load my funking gmail you piece of shit... Wednesday, May 05, 2010 4:18:24 PMTwitter Web Client
Google Reader has been fucking up since Sunday and not marking my shit as read / repeating everything I've seen already. WTF. #googlefail Tuesday, May 04, 2010 11:32:35 AMTwitter Web Client
WTF is this shit? My Google Reader isn't working, then I got this... #googlefail http://twitpic.com/1k7p02 Sunday, May 02, 2010 1:54:11 AMTwitpic
Fuckin shit on tje beach http://twitpic.com/1k2y89 Saturday, May 01, 2010 6:07:55 PMtwidroid
Like they say: money talks shit walks Sunday, April 25, 2010 10:33:28 PMTwitter Web Client
damage = minimal.... except legit who fucking shit on the fuckin floor? shits nasty i vom'd 3 times Saturday, April 24, 2010 10:19:07 AMDELETED
Jasmineeeeeeee? Where's that dumb bitch right now. I could go for that shit even though she's so dumb it hurts my brain Friday, April 23, 2010 1:00:24 AMtwidroid
The internet on campus is fucking amazing:http://bit.ly/a1PXdl (can't wait until I go back to FiOS next month, sick of this stupid shit) Tuesday, April 20, 2010 2:04:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Colleen and Alex are the fucking shit Sunday, April 18, 2010 4:10:22 AMTwitter Web Client
What the fuck happened last night and where's my shit Saturday, April 17, 2010 11:40:30 AMtwidroid
9am meetings, why don't you make it earlier... oh shit, she can read this Tuesday, April 13, 2010 11:11:13 PMtwidroid
Quite possible that our fridge broke. I don't hear the fan spinning. Shit Monday, April 12, 2010 5:35:58 AMTwitter Web Client
how stupid is this bitch "Wow you've been drinking for a while how are youstill awake" "practice" "What practice?" cant make this shit up Sunday, April 11, 2010 1:46:08 AMTwitter Web Client
This is an absolute shit showq Saturday, April 10, 2010 1:36:14 PMtwidroid
For the love of God... the droid needs a breathalyzer app so I stop texting stupid shit. Just read some texts and facepalmed. Thursday, April 08, 2010 8:10:51 PMtwidroid
Absolutely no reason why there should be a 3G outage at 3AM when the tower is empty... F'in A, Verizon this is bullshit. 1x is slow shit Thursday, April 08, 2010 3:09:13 AMTwitter Web Client
Piece of shit router reboot, and now it's golden. Wooo Wooo. Monday, April 05, 2010 2:28:18 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin a, Verizon. Please explain to me why my 25/25 FiOS is running unacceptably at 8 MBPS. Fuck do you think this is cable or some shit? Monday, April 05, 2010 2:25:50 AMTwitter Web Client
best iPad hating quote ever: "i buy shit that's useful to me, like alcohol, tobacco and devices that multitask, not the iPad" Monday, April 05, 2010 1:37:35 AMTwitter Web Client
All Google sites and services are loading like shit, and my connection is steady at 25MBPS #googlefail Friday, April 02, 2010 10:13:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Stop feeding the fucking geese. They can eat on their own. Second of all they shit everywhere Friday, April 02, 2010 2:57:27 PMtwidroid
Kill me now. No one gives a shit about this babbling bitch Tuesday, March 30, 2010 8:59:51 PMtwidroid
Marry me. Holy shit. Monday, March 29, 2010 4:20:28 PMtwidroid
Came home and found this shit on my stove. What the f does my housemate eat? I wouldn't give this to a dog... ew http://twitpic.com/1bq410 Monday, March 29, 2010 6:40:06 AMtwidroid
Trying to spool a 200MB high res PDF to a network printer wirelessly on a solo core piece of shit with only 1GB of RAM BLOWS... Monday, March 29, 2010 3:17:25 AMTwitter Web Client
Does this stupid bitch need to fold her laundry as she takes shit out of the dryer? Waste of my time. Move! W/e at least she's hot. Thursday, March 25, 2010 12:59:43 AMtwidroid