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@endingwithali This one for me https://t.co/ByFORFDuX5
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Friday, June 30, 2023 11:57:34 AMTwitter Web App
@RepMTG Marjorie. You're a see you next Tuesday
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Friday, June 30, 2023 11:51:29 AMTwitter Web App
WOW. The solution to this was to put the goddamn var in square brackets. The fuck. Literally took people 20 seconds to do
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Tuesday, June 27, 2023 2:26:21 PMTwitter Web App
Me RN to ChatGPT, which also sucks at typescript because it cannot solve the issue either: https://t.co/1wsz5ASQHD Monday, June 26, 2023 1:56:06 PMTwitter Web App
Jesus fuckin christ i hate typescript Type 'Input<string>' is not assignable to type 'Input<Input<string>[]> | undefined'. Monday, June 26, 2023 1:45:10 PMTwitter Web App
Why the fuck do you need a PhD to convert a pulumi outputstring to a regular string and why does typescript suck a cock Monday, June 26, 2023 1:26:08 PMTwitter Web App
nothing ever fucking works Friday, June 23, 2023 2:51:45 PMTwitter Web App
I've never seen more of a piece of shit docking station than my work provided @STARTECHdotCOM dock. Absolute trash. Literally 10+ people at my company are having issues. A $250 power passthrough. None of my monitors work. None of the ports work. Friday, June 23, 2023 8:39:19 AMTwitter Web App
Gold credit card backyard full of green trees (what?) Friday, June 23, 2023 1:02:47 AMTwitter Web App
whenever I work with json.dumps() I think of taking a shit Thursday, June 22, 2023 3:46:37 PMTwitter Web App
@libertycorn0123 @GregAbbott_TX I'm not all for that getting pushed on kids in public schools, but the bible is a work of fiction. Don't they usually read fiction in schools... lmao
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Wednesday, June 21, 2023 11:39:34 PMTwitter Web App
@GregAbbott_TX But not Vagina freedom you gd bitch
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Wednesday, June 21, 2023 11:37:57 PMTwitter Web App
@elonmusk Jesus fucking Christ Elon, it's not like that
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Saturday, June 10, 2023 12:59:28 AMTwitter Web App
@GregAbbott_TX Have you considered the wildlife consequences you lame joke shop?
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Saturday, June 10, 2023 12:44:09 AMTwitter Web App
Atlassian products suck a cock Saturday, June 10, 2023 12:43:12 AMTwitter Web App
@elonmusk Let what sink in? Twitter stinks now?
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Friday, June 02, 2023 10:23:47 AMTwitter Web App
@notshenetworks What'd you get? Gas, electric or heat pump/electric? Mine's 15 years old and I'm beyond borrowed time, but if it ain't broke, don't fix it because I'm broke
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Friday, June 02, 2023 10:09:32 AMTwitter Web App
My home/car insurance company has some nerve wishing me a happy birthday and can eat a bag of dicks because my rates have gone up $20 every three months with no claims Friday, June 02, 2023 12:19:12 AMTwitter Web App
Happy Pride month. Remember, make Florida gay again!

https://t.co/TpXCBNlWcH

Closet Desantis probably likes it in the pooper lol 		Thursday, June 01, 2023 10:59:39 AMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer https://t.co/iCZ7FD8sdI
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Tuesday, May 30, 2023 7:48:19 PMTwitter Web App
I fucking hate god damn everything right now Tuesday, May 30, 2023 7:44:55 PMTwitter Web App
fucking typescript with all this typing bullshit

error TS2322: Type 'string | Output<string>' is not assignable to type 'string' 		Wednesday, May 24, 2023 2:06:57 PMTwitter Web App
Jeeeeeeeeeeesus Christ almighty https://t.co/trbFfCSxhQ Tuesday, May 23, 2023 10:20:14 PMTwitter Web App
I just got a case of 24 Bud Light for $6.99 because they're desperate. Look, they're dummies. They pissed off both the anti-trans bigots and the LGBTQ people when they backpedaled.

So no one wants their swill ass beer anymore. But the price was right because the economy sux. 		Tuesday, May 23, 2023 11:16:37 AMTwitter Web App
@firewallfox100 30s are actually better than your 20s
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Monday, May 15, 2023 5:49:21 PMTwitter Web App
2 Pulumi Bugs
1 Cup 		Monday, May 15, 2023 5:49:03 PMTwitter Web App
@CNN Can die for country at 18. Can't drink. Can't vote until 25? Something doesn't add up. https://t.co/04ozFcCu87
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Friday, May 12, 2023 3:43:18 PMTwitter Web App
Sorry, I can't take this training video seriously that they're pronouncing routing as "rooting" and router as "rooter"

🇬🇧 is wild 		Monday, May 08, 2023 12:50:21 PMTwitter Web App
https://t.co/lKN9WH8YEi Monday, May 01, 2023 12:34:40 AMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle Pixel 4 Android 13 TP1A.221005.002.B2
Pixel 6 Pro Android 13 TQ2A.230305.008.E1
Both have Google Home 2.67.1.8

Summary: Both Android devices cannot load the camera feed on Wifi (but can on Google VPN or 5G).

iPhone 12 w/ Google Home 2.67.106 works on wifi
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Monday, May 01, 2023 12:10:35 AMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle It also doesn't work on my Pixel 4 on Wifi but works on iOS on my Wifi network. Makes less than 0 sense. I removed any kind of traffic management or custom DNS.

Literally have no clue what the deal is, but it works on the iOS home app on my Wifi
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Sunday, April 30, 2023 11:58:32 PMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle This is something odd. It works on 5G/LTE but not on my wifi network on My Pixel 6.

I thought it was my custom internal DNS, but I disabled that, and even applied it to my iOS device and that still worked

This is probably beyond the scope of Google support, so I'll keep digging
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Sunday, April 30, 2023 11:44:38 PMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle Interesting. It works on the Google Home web preview. I'm fairly technical and will dig into custom configurations on my Pixel 6 and my network

Thank you!
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Sunday, April 30, 2023 11:31:39 PMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle LOL. Literally someone from Google Support (via the app) told me it never worked when I swear it used to. Now you're confirming it indeed used to work and I'm not going crazy
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Sunday, April 30, 2023 11:04:48 PMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle I also saw tons of tweets @googlenest over the past few days of other people having the same issue with the Nest App
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Sunday, April 30, 2023 11:03:52 PMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle No, it works in the Nest app (although I've been having intermittent delayed notifications and timeline events loading, but that seems to work now)

But has not worked in the Google Home app for over a week. And yes, I have the latest patched Android 13, Pixel 6 Pro & updated app
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Sunday, April 30, 2023 11:03:25 PMTwitter Web App
I hope when Google needs to lay off more imbeciles, that Rick Osterloh takes my tweet into a meeting room of all these dickhead product designers pushing out utter shit and says "do the fuck better" Sunday, April 30, 2023 11:00:08 PMTwitter Web App
I am going HAM on Google Nest support for being a shitty beta product with no leadership or direction, and some poor marketing guy named "John" in India has to listen to my nonsense Sunday, April 30, 2023 10:54:07 PMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle How is this acceptable for a (declining) tech leader such a Google? I'm paying Google a lot of money for Nest Aware. I don't want to use buggy, beta software. That's some startup level nonsense. Not a fortune 10 company.
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Sunday, April 30, 2023 10:52:41 PMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle Wouldn't it be nice if it actually was grayed out or said "hey this is a gen 1 device and isn't supported yet?"

Rather than it being there and just failing? Like who is in charge of User Experience there that thought this was a good idea?
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Sunday, April 30, 2023 10:50:19 PMTwitter Web App
Does it make me a prick that I consider my cousin's wedding gift as "returning her deposit?" Just sending back what she gave me for missing my wedding Sunday, April 30, 2023 10:46:16 PMTwitter Web App
Wow people did a lot of drugs during the covid lockdowns? I am so shocked and surprised. What else was there to do

(Granted, they need to be more careful so their kids don't get ahold of them, but it's just a numbers thing)

https://t.co/zD9Wz9W6JH 		Tuesday, April 25, 2023 12:31:59 PMTwitter Web App
@studio101010 @bscabl @_sysengineer LMFAO. First tweet I saw posted by this assclown is of muppet face Marjorie Taylor Greene. It all makes sense now
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Monday, April 24, 2023 4:03:27 PMTwitter Web App
If you want to be miserable and deal with buggy nonsense and shitty npm package dependencies, try Pulumi! Otherwise use Terraform or cloudformation like normal people Monday, April 24, 2023 3:34:11 PMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer That's an amazing feat...

For 2003
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Monday, April 24, 2023 1:03:45 PMTwitter Web App
@mustang_sarah Roundabouts are all over by me now. Boomers complain about them. Majority of drivers forget how to operate a vehicle when they come to one. Even though when used properly, they're far superior
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Sunday, April 23, 2023 5:38:04 PMTwitter Web App
@elonmusk @TheRabbitHole84 Explain how I can afford to have more kids, joker. I can't even afford fucking eggs
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Tuesday, April 18, 2023 12:37:48 AMTwitter Web App
@WottonBev @TerranceAvleen @LivePDDave1 @MattWallace888 It's not okay for anyone to steal so I don't see why any race had to be involved when calling that out.
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Monday, April 17, 2023 1:49:31 PMTwitter Web App
You can't even make this shit up folks! You'd think the following statement would be satire but it is 100% fact. What a time to be alive!

"Marjorie Taylor Greene Compares Trump to Jesus & Nelson Mandela in Interview With Her Boyfriend" 		Wednesday, April 05, 2023 1:14:21 AMTwitter Web App
@jonfavs @electrifying Dude probably was hooking up with Mary Magdalene and kept that on the down low and paid all the history keepers hush money to not write gospels about it
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Wednesday, April 05, 2023 1:03:28 AMTwitter Web App
@crisisofconsc Society peaked
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Tuesday, April 04, 2023 3:01:42 PMTwitter Web App
@Microsoft @msexcel The fact that this bullshit still happens in 2023 is enraging. All you need to do is set up a network printer using WSD and then power it off and open a file and it'll take 1 minute and freeze like it's Windows 95. Fuckssake fix this bullshit https://t.co/lQXp8jaFu4
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Friday, March 31, 2023 10:46:16 PMTwitter Web App
I think you're a dickhead, Elon https://t.co/Sn6SQjPzIj Friday, March 31, 2023 2:12:01 PMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer I would, but I'm out oif the Apple ecosystem. @fitbit is being ruined by @madebygoogle and they're actually removing all of the gamified challenges because it doesn't bring in any ad revenue and they're greedy monsters
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Thursday, March 30, 2023 10:20:54 PMTwitter Web App
I'm out of insurance claims and I'm not spending another dime on this fucking piece of shit

The fingerprint reader works like fucking shit. How do you even release such a busted experience?

Camera auto focus sucks. The modem sux

Go hire better fucking engineers you dipshits.
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Thursday, March 30, 2023 9:34:57 AMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle @rosterloh

I broke my Pixel 6 Pro screen for the third fucking time. No idea what happened. It was in my pocket. Whoever decided to put rounded corners on it is a fucking asshole. This is the worst piece of shit pixel I've owned
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Thursday, March 30, 2023 9:33:26 AMTwitter Web App
Dude the free twitter API tier is a JOKE. What an asshole Wednesday, March 29, 2023 11:26:38 PMTwitter Web App
Did dickead Elon kill off my API access yet? This tweet will test it and see Wednesday, March 29, 2023 11:18:02 PMTwitter Web App
Dearest @MicrosoftEdge, This sounds like an absolutely terrible idea. Who actually thought this was a good idea? You trying to get me fired? https://t.co/ou2O56B2nE Wednesday, March 29, 2023 2:09:55 AMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer Ma'am, this is the entire point of Twitter
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Friday, March 24, 2023 4:20:36 PMTwitter Web App
Ya know what? I think I need to pull a 2011 Charlie Sheen and just start winning again. You don't actually have to know anything about anything. You can just say any bullshit and as long as you believe your own nonsense, it's gotta be true. It's the American way!
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Wednesday, March 22, 2023 12:31:33 AMTwitter Web App
This also explains why The Google Pixel Superfan group never sends me any swag. But they should, because I'm right all the time.
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Wednesday, March 22, 2023 12:27:27 AMTwitter Web App
I've been calling Google out on their shit since 2021 and now they finally got the message https://t.co/deg4FzeH3O
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Wednesday, March 22, 2023 12:25:36 AMTwitter Web App
Who's the dumbass who thought it would be a good idea to put this giant cluttered ass Bing button into @MicrosoftEdge

This looks like asshole. Stop it https://t.co/ymUmPOMIQI 		Thursday, March 16, 2023 12:01:12 PMTwitter Web App
Gave my 4 year old a kiddie digital camera. Looked through the SD card and I found this ffs 🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/TGbbtq8FqK Sunday, March 12, 2023 11:59:22 PMTwitter Web App
@MicrosoftEdge You know Internet Explorer was bad that it still ruined your reputation.

PS - Edge > Chrome
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Friday, March 10, 2023 1:26:36 AMTwitter Web App
@RepMTG @RepMattGaetz I think you're batshit crazy and I also think we shouldn't be fighting Syria's wars for them
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Thursday, March 09, 2023 2:09:00 PMTwitter Web App
Doing all these stuffy corporate harassment training bullshits. Stop wasting my time. Literally don't be a dick, creep or weirdo to people and that's it Monday, March 06, 2023 5:44:11 PMTwitter Web App
@RMerlinDev @alan925 Are VLANs gong to be added to the AX86U, or only the newest generation models?
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Friday, March 03, 2023 11:56:03 AMTwitter Web App
@notshenetworks This is me with every snack. I literally don't buy things because if there're around, I have no willpower. Wonder if it's an ADHD serotonin thing.
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Monday, February 27, 2023 2:58:42 PMTwitter Web App
@EngineerJusti @rafal_waffle I was going to say your reaction explains why you're a Slytherin, but it is actually just fact. Thursday, February 23, 2023 2:54:21 AMTwitter Web App
@elonmusk Make it go back up. I lost 80%
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Thursday, February 23, 2023 2:47:21 AMTwitter Web App
I swear to god I'm gonna punch someone in the face over this. Good thing I'm remote. I just found a word doc in an S3 bucket. The contents are a PowerShell script https://t.co/bmbGwY3OvS Thursday, February 23, 2023 2:41:34 AMTwitter Web App
Someone really needs to bring George Carlin back from the dead because I really need him to do a monologue on all the bullshit going on today Saturday, February 18, 2023 12:20:21 PMTwitter Web App
I'm watching George Carlin rail on organized religion in the middle of the car dealership waiting room until the car is ready, and I burst out laughing at least 5 times and got looks Saturday, February 18, 2023 12:19:38 PMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer I hate how the cult of Trump is using this incident to talk shit against dems, yet their party has been rolling back all the environmental regulations since forever. FFS is right
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Saturday, February 18, 2023 11:16:26 AMTwitter Web App
@stratehgee What kind of bullcrap is that. How is that even legal.
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Friday, February 17, 2023 2:09:06 PMTwitter Web App
@laurenboebert I love how that when he died, people donated a million dollars to Planned Parenthood
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Friday, February 17, 2023 12:46:55 PMTwitter Web App
Excerpt from review https://t.co/rJ4PcBfuSa
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Friday, February 17, 2023 12:43:33 PMTwitter Web App
I have my performance review now and I can't wait for my boss to tell me I suck a cock at TypeScript Friday, February 17, 2023 11:29:41 AMTwitter Web App
Elon dicked around with twitter and I don't really use it as much anymore. Friday, February 17, 2023 2:20:43 AMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer Me with TypeScript
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Thursday, February 09, 2023 11:16:02 AMTwitter Web App
The fuck... https://t.co/fZmiWxvZem Wednesday, February 08, 2023 11:18:40 PMTwitter Web App
@WXChris13 @notshenetworks I wonder how? They removed it from the API, or at least the endpoint I'm using
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Monday, February 06, 2023 5:29:10 PMTwitter Web App
@TwitterDev Yeah this is horse shit. I'm not paying. Have fun being destroyed by crazy Elon and can't wait for Twitter to go out of business
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Friday, February 03, 2023 9:44:29 AMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer Elon stinks
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Thursday, February 02, 2023 11:04:51 AMTwitter Web App
Dickhead elon is getting rid of the free api and I'm not paying that looney bin, so I'll need a new plan for https://t.co/s6ROIYhIQQ Thursday, February 02, 2023 9:47:47 AMTwitter Web App
AI is never wrong. There are no positive attributes of Donald Trump. At the same time, there's not much positive about a million year old senile career politician, either. https://t.co/iCT93WvwoK Wednesday, February 01, 2023 5:59:55 PMTwitter Web App
If you @ here a Slack channel with 1200 people in it for a simple HR question that could have been a ticket or email, you're a gd asshole who should be dismissed immejitly Wednesday, February 01, 2023 5:57:12 PMTwitter Web App
Everything is annoying the shit out of me today Monday, January 30, 2023 1:28:55 PMTwitter Web App
One day all of my fucking PRs won't be bad on the first try Monday, January 30, 2023 1:11:48 PMTwitter Web App
jfc Elon, this isn't important. What a waste of time. Maybe they should be spending it on fixing inflation or climate change instead? You can probably afford it, but 12 shitty, non organic eggs are like $8.99 rn https://t.co/nc7A5hKgyf Tuesday, January 24, 2023 10:31:15 PMTwitter Web App
Lol Putin's worried about missiles hitting him, yet he's half dead anyways

https://t.co/sD3EaoopbT 		Tuesday, January 24, 2023 10:28:10 PMTwitter Web App
Twitter sux now. Thx Elon Sunday, January 22, 2023 2:17:22 AMTwitter Web App
Y'all. Pitchers got soft . Sheesh https://t.co/HxYl1SZZ65 Wednesday, January 18, 2023 10:45:11 AMTwitter Web App
Quote Tweet Test https://t.co/lN76vEPIS8 Tuesday, January 17, 2023 5:19:55 PMTwitter Web App
Another test Tuesday, January 17, 2023 4:47:41 PMTwitter Web App
Testing quoting a tweet to see if I have a bug in my bullshit code https://t.co/7JNrA1b7ox Tuesday, January 17, 2023 4:43:49 PMTwitter Web App
Elon, you're fucking me up man. Have to change up my archiving API app to handle your toddler tantrums since you ordered breaking changes Tuesday, January 17, 2023 4:33:26 PMTwitter Web App
Everything I fucking try to do at work... Nothing fucking works. Thursday, January 12, 2023 5:54:42 PMTwitter Web App