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Yeah, this makes perfect sense. Ohio, a backwards assed red state that could give two shits about the environment, doesn't require emissions testing, yet is getting money from VW's fake emissions reporting. How'd they pull that one off?

https://t.co/4lrZdLzImV 		Monday, January 24, 2022 3:08:39 PMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle Care to explain why the Pixel Superfans community is just marketing / good story propaganda? I posted a negative experience and it completely vanished. Wasn't even listed as rejected in the moderation queue. Just disappeared.
In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet
 Monday, January 24, 2022 2:52:37 PMTwitter Web App
Oh great, I see the fucking recession started. Thanks Obama Monday, January 24, 2022 11:36:36 AMTwitter Web App
Worst of all, my dog doesn't like going on walks with me anymore and refuses.

But at least it's snowing
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Monday, January 24, 2022 11:10:23 AMTwitter Web App
Everyone's fighting with me, I disappoint everyone, I'm scattered and forgetful as fuck, my phone is broken, I've been persistently pissed off and mean all weekend, and the universe is fucking giving me the worst karma.

Put me out of my gd misery I'm done with this shit 		Monday, January 24, 2022 11:08:56 AMTwitter Web App
Oh what a bummer, I've always liked Eric Clapton's music but I didn't realize he was a fucking asshole: https://t.co/caVci9tad8

And he's complaining he lost friends? Eat a dick 		Monday, January 24, 2022 10:56:27 AMTwitter Web App
Fuck my entire life Monday, January 24, 2022 10:49:02 AMTwitter Web App
the Twitter v2 api is a fuckin pain in the ass. Used to just be able to get the reply username right back in the response, but now I have to enable expansions for it and loop fucking trough them and add code to map them together https://t.co/2KYPykD5Hp Monday, January 24, 2022 12:15:12 AMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle I just don't understand how a screen cracks and breaks the AMOLED from falling from knee height on a wood floor. It wasn't even a bad drop.

THE FUCKING CORNER WAS STICKING OUT OF THE CASE. DON'T USE ROUNDED CORNERS ANYMORE
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Sunday, January 23, 2022 8:46:39 AMTwitter Web App
What kind of a piece of shit design cracks when failling from knee height onto a wood floor? I've broken screens on concrete before and I get it but this is FUCKING UNACCPTABLE
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Sunday, January 23, 2022 8:34:55 AMTwitter Web App
@Corning @madebygoogle Who decided on the rounded edges? I want their head
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Sunday, January 23, 2022 8:34:01 AMTwitter Web App
In case anyone was wondering if @Corning Gorilla Glass Vicuts is any good, it's a fucking piece of shit. Along with @madebygoogle Pixel 6 Pro and their cocksucking rounded corners that shatter Sunday, January 23, 2022 8:28:29 AMTwitter Web App
Incoming rant. Let's see if Twitter bans me Sunday, January 23, 2022 8:27:54 AMTwitter Web App
This is what I get for being lazy and not updating my VPS in like 6 years. OS, php, DB is so gd old, nothing works once I started migrating it to something modern. And I'll need to rewrite a couple of apps.

NOTHING F'IN WORKS. Why am I not containerizing this shit 		Saturday, January 22, 2022 2:58:25 AMTwitter Web App
Jesus Christ almighty https://t.co/GJzZ7MIxrG https://t.co/ACDFnkEmTZ Friday, January 21, 2022 10:06:26 AMTwitter Web App
My doggo is the most food motivated. I had a lick-able plate and she was whining/begging/following me for it. Then I called her a crazy fuckin' bastard and she stopped dead in her tracks, got mad at me and didn't follow the plate, like she understood. Kid you not. The sassy betch Tuesday, January 18, 2022 11:26:08 PMTwitter Web App
I'd like to take credit that they fixed it because I called them out on their shit, and they wouldn't have noticed until my tweet.

Probably not the case, but it's nice to dream
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Wednesday, January 12, 2022 5:46:39 PMTwitter Web App
You can't have your executives talk shit to Apple (I agree with him btw) about them not supporting RCS and then having a buggy fuckin RCS service yourself. Fix the goddamn bugs
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Wednesday, January 12, 2022 2:08:21 PMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle Acknowledge the fact that updates to the Messages app and Carrier Services broke RCS for the majority of users.

Typical Google buggy bullshit. I'm sick of it 		Wednesday, January 12, 2022 2:04:08 PMTwitter Web App
Google's Jibe RCS is a buggy piece of shit that fails frequently Wednesday, January 12, 2022 11:22:23 AMTwitter Web App
Fucking typescript and pulumi. Anytime I try to do goddamn anything, nothing works Monday, January 10, 2022 1:41:23 PMTwitter Web App
Zero sympathy. Cero. https://t.co/v99AwFY4Jm Monday, January 10, 2022 10:36:04 AMTwitter Web App
Jesus H. Christ. I've got senior engineers who can't clone a goddamn git repo over here. I'm on a call trying to show them advanced shit and they can't even figure out how to clone the repo and find it on their file system. Get the actual fuck out of here Monday, January 10, 2022 9:59:33 AMTwitter Web App
I'm literally obsessed with this Discord server I'm on: https://t.co/ZTHEcv6jOE Thursday, January 06, 2022 5:50:34 PMTwitter Web App
MLB is a damn joke. They still haven't reached an agreement with the players? https://t.co/aLRj9y6VGI looks like a damn cartoon website with a bunch of bullshit filler articles from the past.

Manfred ruined the game and is a shit commissioner. 		Thursday, January 06, 2022 11:31:02 AMTwitter Web App
Avoid double trouble: don't break the law while you're breaking the law. Friday, December 17, 2021 2:58:26 PMTwitter Web App
Discord is bullshit. You should be able to use animated emoji if you boost a server. Why do I need Nitro Friday, December 17, 2021 10:48:14 AMTwitter Web App
Very simple. You're not fully vaccinated unless you've had three Moderna or Pfizer doses. Period.

J&J is a garbage vaccine, and if you only had two Moderna/Pfizer shots, you're at risk

https://t.co/TVx8Bdg4Pu 		Friday, December 17, 2021 10:21:34 AMTwitter Web App
How is this even news... Am I missing something? Mars has Olympus Mons, the largest volcano in the solar system... Why are we surprised Mars has volcanic rock? https://t.co/FYmG2ppL1t Thursday, December 16, 2021 12:30:19 AMTwitter Web App
Why is my @WyzeCam bulb still offline in the app? I see it connected to my WiFi network and the AWS outage was solved earlier this afternoon Wednesday, December 15, 2021 11:50:57 PMTwitter Web App
JFC AWS, stop breaking the gd internet Wednesday, December 15, 2021 10:54:58 AMTwitter Web App
@SecuritySith @notshenetworks AWS again
In reply to @SecuritySith's tweet
 Wednesday, December 15, 2021 10:49:25 AMTwitter Web App
Took a week off and the place pretty much burned to the ground. Now I'm back and it's still burning to the ground. Can I go back on vacation? Wednesday, December 15, 2021 9:28:24 AMTwitter Web App
So you mean to tell me these jokers literally withdrew $4k and vanished once they were charged with manslaughter? And their lawyers said "they're not running" but then they were captured in a warehouse...

Who'da thunk?!?!? https://t.co/oAsbOYP37g 		Sunday, December 05, 2021 2:01:16 AMTwitter Web App
I'm tired of this fucking company. Literally someone please buy them or let them IPO so I can cash the fuck out and move on with my life Friday, December 03, 2021 10:33:46 AMTwitter Web App
JFC. Our web app is a piece of shit and has been crashing daily (it's all database shit) and now they're adding an additional incident commander rotation on top of my on-call rotation. Fuck me and this shitty application Friday, December 03, 2021 10:30:05 AMTwitter Web App
TypeScript can suck it Wednesday, December 01, 2021 5:30:25 PMTwitter Web App
I literally can't even follow along because the example code doesn't fucking work due to differing versions of node, and antique npm packages with breaking changes.

This Pluralsight lesson gets an F-

Fuck outta hea
https://t.co/lbD3O6SocA
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Tuesday, November 30, 2021 2:38:01 PMTwitter Web App
TypeScript is a horseshit programming language. nodejs. and npm can also fuck right off.

I can't believe some asshole thought it was a good idea to use this bullshit for infra automation instead of say, python. 		Tuesday, November 30, 2021 12:05:05 PMTwitter Web App
@RMerlinDev I noticed in your changelog, you merged with GPL 386_45581 for the next release. How does that compare with the Asus firmware for the ax86u? Are these fixes included? https://t.co/5gM5AmCaig Tuesday, November 30, 2021 1:12:53 AMTwitter Web App
Why does @googlenest not support the temperature sensor in the Google Home app? They're obviously migrating away from the Nest app, but you cannot control or see which sensor is active in Google Home or on Nest Hubs. Why not?

Feature parity please! @googlenesthelp 		Monday, November 22, 2021 10:53:47 PMTwitter Web App
I just... I hate people Wednesday, November 17, 2021 9:34:59 AMTwitter Web App
I get the science that it makes more sense to get initial doses to more people over boosters, but there are some real dumb, Trumpy, motherfuckers out there and I need to protect my fam from them
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Tuesday, November 16, 2021 9:37:39 AMTwitter Web App
Scandal your ass. Boosters are fine. What about all the fuckin idiots who refuse the vaccine? Let them get sick and die, I plan to live.

https://t.co/ggEiTXBtL2 		Tuesday, November 16, 2021 9:28:26 AMTwitter Web App
@hosain719 @Russ_Wilcox @NPR This actually is a good point. Who is actually within 6 feet of a deer's respirations? What are they doing, smooching?
In reply to @hosain719's tweet
 Wednesday, November 10, 2021 11:34:02 PMTwitter Web App
Oh this is so fucked. Thanks for all this shit, ̷l̷a̷b̷ ̷i̷n̷ ̷C̷h̷i̷n̷a̷, I mean bats https://t.co/CFyzpE1ZW7 Wednesday, November 10, 2021 11:31:44 PMTwitter Web App
@AjitPai @_jaewonkang @WSJ Obviously Joe Biden's fault. Heil Trumpf! All these hippie liberals ruining our country. I mean, we need you back in the FCC so you can sacrifice the blood of robocallers and implement the great firewall of the USA to protect us from Evil China.
In reply to @AjitPai's tweet
 Tuesday, November 09, 2021 10:24:06 AMTwitter Web App
I'm firing off fighting words on a Tuesday morning https://t.co/5ySCBMygYu Tuesday, November 09, 2021 10:21:27 AMTwitter Web App
@tedcruz Ted, you're an asshole
In reply to @tedcruz's tweet
 Monday, November 08, 2021 5:51:43 PMTwitter Web App
I just want someone to fucking be on my team one goddamn time, is that too much to ask Friday, October 29, 2021 9:57:58 PMTwitter Web App
My patience with Kent has been eliminated. Dude left a year ago and I'm still fixing all of his bullshit code https://t.co/2tTd0hqNZt Wednesday, October 27, 2021 9:50:25 AMTwitter Web App
Look at this fucking cartoon license plate. Christ almighty https://t.co/8SPFA8jn8V Friday, October 22, 2021 2:07:43 AMTwitter Web App
What in the actual fucking hell is wrong with people. I've lost all faith in humanity. Hit control-alt-delete on the human race, it's hopeless https://t.co/yPJk6IlmTr Thursday, October 21, 2021 12:49:15 AMTwitter Web App
@BarstoolHubbs This motherfucker Laz Diaz is still around? I remember that asshole calling shitty games when I was like 10 years old when the Yankees actually were good.
In reply to @BarstoolHubbs's tweet
 Thursday, October 21, 2021 12:24:04 AMTwitter Web App
I swear flies understand when you're trying to kill them and then become more elusive. IDK if I scared it or it's just me being way overly aggressive, but the minute I came into my office with my salt gun and said "I'm gonna kill this fuckin motherfucker" it vanished. Thursday, October 21, 2021 12:11:27 AMTwitter Web App
Three more years of this useless bitch. Cancel the Yankees until 2024, or until Cashmen is either fired or dies. Hal's an idiot and George is spinning in his grave

https://t.co/eAfYM2kbPc 		Tuesday, October 19, 2021 10:42:14 AMTwitter Web App
Yes, because there are a lot of hick dumb motherfuckin rednecks in this state who have been brainwashed by Trump https://t.co/9pTEcEmJhD Tuesday, October 19, 2021 10:39:58 AMTwitter Web App
Wow, how incorrect I was. I sound like fuckin trumper https://t.co/XZcsTiZQsQ Tuesday, October 12, 2021 4:40:06 PMTwitter Web App
I love that I was out last week, and it took me a few days to notice that 1) no one knows wtf they're doing in git and 2) they fucked up so much shit I never would have let happen if I were actually there because I had an unmerged PR

Fuckssake 		Monday, October 11, 2021 2:46:28 PMTwitter Web App
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So about that billion dollars we're just giving to Israel for no reason... 		Tuesday, September 28, 2021 2:10:29 PMTwitter Web App
blasting nips, just like everyone on 90s tv shows
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Monday, September 27, 2021 5:16:50 PMTwitter Web App
A video of Jeter's last at-bat walkoff just popped on and my nipples got so hard. Well, it's also that it's freakin freezing in my basement Monday, September 27, 2021 5:16:31 PMTwitter Web App
This article is shit & I'm not surprised to see @USRepLong is an old fat white man. Maybe big dick Biden isn't the best, but he inherited a complete shitshow and a lot these points are things Trump set up for failure & the pres can't directly control
https://t.co/LFmbsh5A9i 		Thursday, September 23, 2021 12:26:38 PMTwitter Web App
👋bye. gt the f out and good luck not dying from covid https://t.co/5TjckH5nTW Thursday, September 23, 2021 10:05:25 AMTwitter Web App
@centralyorksd You guys also deny science and ban masks? Think Trump won, huh? Get real.
In reply to @centralyorksd's tweet
 Thursday, September 16, 2021 2:08:03 PMTwitter Web App
@centralyorksd Racist
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 Thursday, September 16, 2021 2:07:04 PMTwitter Web App
@centralyorksd YOU GUYS ONLY GOING TO HAVE WHITE PEOPLE FIX IT?
In reply to @centralyorksd's tweet
 Thursday, September 16, 2021 2:06:29 PMTwitter Web App
foot first through the wood chipper for this fuckin guy: https://t.co/rCBeclT1Kx Tuesday, September 14, 2021 4:37:09 PMTwitter Web App
Texas better fuckin start paying out childcare payments to these 6 week fetuses, just sayin Wednesday, September 01, 2021 12:35:44 PMTwitter Web App
@GovRonDeSantis I got the vaccine and wear a mask. I know I'm going to make it.
In reply to @GovRonDeSantis's tweet
 Tuesday, August 31, 2021 12:56:43 PMTwitter Web App
WTF is the point of NFT art? You're spending like $500+ in crypto to own the rights to an image file on a blockchain. Tuesday, August 31, 2021 12:55:05 PMTwitter Web App
@RMerlinDev How difficult is all your custom OpenVPN changes you've just worked on compared with the Asus changes? Or did you know about this and design it so it'd be easy to reconcile?
In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet
 Tuesday, August 31, 2021 11:37:27 AMTwitter Web App
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No, I disagree. If you're a dumb motherfucker, you should take all the horse deworming medicine you want for covid. Killy yourselves! Eliminate yourselves from society the gene pool. We don't need you here 		Tuesday, August 31, 2021 1:27:54 AMTwitter Web App
Let's get these boosters approved immediately, boys... We've got dumb fuckin Trump lunatics killing everyone with covid, and breakthrough infections are becoming more common: https://t.co/mWJnWG9tmS Friday, August 27, 2021 10:21:44 AMTwitter Web App
@GovRonDeSantis How's it going, asshole? https://t.co/PapIhkE4lT Thursday, August 26, 2021 1:33:06 PMTwitter Web App
These antivaxxing variant factory, reality-denying morons have blood on their hands and fucked up all our good progress against Covid. Thanks assholes https://t.co/c0mG0E9Gdx Thursday, August 26, 2021 1:26:13 PMTwitter Web App
Ya'll basics are hopping on the pumpkin spice already, but you've all forgotten that we're right in the middle of global warming... Shit's not getting cold outside until the end of October Wednesday, August 25, 2021 12:42:47 AMTwitter Web App
These Justin Flom, 10000% staged, dragged out, full of shit videos that pop up are the worst. The fact that some algorithm suggested this shit to me, it got it completely wrong. Unless I'm an A/B experiment to see if I rage... They're controlling us Wednesday, August 25, 2021 12:16:59 AMTwitter Web App
Burn this fuckin place to the ground. We don't want this riff raff here. https://t.co/NRW2qW5jfu Friday, August 20, 2021 10:11:52 AMTwitter Web App
CNN is doing more harm than good with this shit on the front page. Listen, I know the planet is fucked. I know that the other side doesn't believe in climate change. But all this is doing is giving normal people severe anxiety reading this shit day in and day out. https://t.co/d3UT5CAgbd Thursday, August 19, 2021 5:59:49 PMTwitter Web App
I AM EXCITE. Free tix to Fall Out Boy, Weezer and Green Day. That's right. Enjoy Tuesday, August 17, 2021 4:14:52 PMTwitter Web App
Everyone sell all your stock because clearly that's the thing to do after the fall of some shithole country the US has been dicking around in for 20 years, spending Trillions of dollars with no benefit Monday, August 16, 2021 10:00:30 AMTwitter Web App
IMPEACH HIM and give him a cognitive test. Clearly, the man's mind is failing 🙄
https://t.co/rB2Pnserxu 		Thursday, August 12, 2021 2:32:54 PMTwitter Web App
These absolute morons. Very detailed bug ticket I got here. How the hell am I supposed to fix something with no gd information provided https://t.co/FOCuzwWYWU Tuesday, August 10, 2021 11:16:08 AMTwitter Web App
JESUS CHRIST WITH THIS YANKEE GAME. Why am I staying up watching this meaningless shit, blowing 5 save opportunities Tuesday, August 10, 2021 1:02:06 AMTwitter Web App
And Rob Manfred is a fuckin asshole with this runner on second in extras rule. How is it supposed to shorten the game. It's lengthening it Tuesday, August 10, 2021 12:23:55 AMTwitter Web App
The Yankees fuckin stink over here. Blow their lead bottom 9 with 2 outs 2 strikes, then blow a 5-3 lead in extras Tuesday, August 10, 2021 12:23:13 AMTwitter Web App
@BarstoolHubbs JFC this team is enraging
In reply to @BarstoolHubbs's tweet
 Tuesday, August 10, 2021 12:19:53 AMTwitter Web App
RT @nachosarah: instead of anti-vaxxers let’s call them dumb bitches like sorry you can’t come to the party because you’re a dumb bitch Monday, August 09, 2021 1:29:02 AMTwitter Web App
Nest tech support is fucking useless. Google fuckin is pure garbage Friday, August 06, 2021 1:57:07 AMTwitter Web App
Spirit is a piece of shit airline that needs to just go out of business. Staffing shortages and system outages cause 4 days of cancelling half your flights? Useless.

Flew them once in 2015 and nearly had a nervous breakdown, they sucked so bad. Fuck em. 		Wednesday, August 04, 2021 2:42:08 PMTwitter Web App
"Oh but it's child abuse." "They can't tell me what to do" It's a fucking piece of cloth you idiots. Kids are resilient Granted, there could be exceptions

Yeah it's a pain in the ass but don't you want this pandemic shit to end?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Wednesday, August 04, 2021 12:02:10 AMTwitter Web App
To all you fuckin Trumpy motherfuckers trying to ban masks in schools this year, here are your facts from the American Academy of Pediatrics, you stupid fucks. It's not just infecting the olds. Kids under 12 / compromised cannot be vaccinated https://t.co/aTjauRYy6E Tuesday, August 03, 2021 11:59:54 PMTwitter Web App
Cancel this season, but I'm pumped for 2022 w/ these kids coming up. Just have to focus on making sure the weaklings stay healthy Tuesday, August 03, 2021 11:53:30 PMTwitter Web App
Time is just a wild thing, my dudes. https://t.co/qHIcDwsVmt Monday, August 02, 2021 11:51:32 PMTwitter Web App
I want more data on those 6600 severe breakthrough cases. What percentage of those received the inferior J&J vaccine? https://t.co/BxkkqROvlk Monday, August 02, 2021 1:24:58 PMTwitter Web App
Big expectations for @sundarpichai and @rosterloh's 'deep technology investments' on the Pixel 6.

DON'T RELEASE A PIECE OF SHIT THIS TIME AROUND AND GIVE US FREE @googlephotos storage

My Pixel 4 is due for an upgrade and it's 100% dependent on free pic storage 		Thursday, July 29, 2021 5:33:36 PMTwitter Web App
Jesus Christ almighty. My piece of shit work laptop dropped wifi in the middle of an apt-get upgrade and fucked up my gitlab instnace Monday, July 26, 2021 5:23:43 PMTwitter Web App
Now I have to scheduled a maintenance window and rotate them. Literally having these outsourced devs gives me more work than if they just didn't work for us
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Thursday, July 22, 2021 9:48:41 AMTwitter Web App
We literally had a guy paste a read-write connection string for three of our apps' configuration management services in plaintext in a wiki. Literally anyone with that can read all of our secret configs You IMBECILE
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Thursday, July 22, 2021 9:47:46 AMTwitter Web App
Dude when your company starts outsourcing dev work, no one gives a fuck. It's like the Hessians in the Revolutionary war. You can't win. Bunch of fuckin morons Thursday, July 22, 2021 9:46:10 AMTwitter Web App
We're in the middle of a mass extinction and society as we know it will collapse in the 2040s: https://t.co/A0JEzdbHSh Wednesday, July 21, 2021 11:30:56 AMTwitter Web App
Dude, heath insurance companies are such a crock of shit. I just had a claim denied because out of the blue, they decided I could possibly have other coverage and the fuckers wanted the other company to pay. No, I don't have other coverage. Approve my shit Monday, July 19, 2021 5:53:33 PMTwitter Web App
I sent a poop emoji to New Relic's deployments API and their portal cannot display the record, but their graphs do, and now this is going to be a very awkward support request to get them deleted Thursday, July 08, 2021 10:25:47 AMTwitter Web App
Fucking Ubuntu 20 LTS ships with an antique version of node, and when I upgraded it, everything fucked up Wednesday, July 07, 2021 5:24:14 PMTwitter Web App
I fucking HATE typescript, nodejs and any of these javascript languages with the fire of a thousand suns Wednesday, July 07, 2021 5:21:28 PMTwitter Web App
I'm sorry, but the engineer who did this is a gd asshole...

1) Pushing as "Administrator" directly from our build agent. I know who you are.
2) Stop polluting my repo with test commits https://t.co/bjX8UwUuy5 		Tuesday, July 06, 2021 12:52:06 AMTwitter Web App
I found a bunch of NFC tags from like 8 years ago and when I scanned, them, they all contained text telling me to eat a dick Wednesday, June 30, 2021 12:28:57 PMTwitter Web App
My dog is farting so much, I'm gassed out in here... Literally the whole upstairs smells like farts. Tuesday, June 29, 2021 2:12:44 AMTwitter Web App
BAHAHAH RUDY G disbarred in NYS for being a dumb asshole! I want a full press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping! Thursday, June 24, 2021 5:35:27 PMTwitter Web App
I was today years old when I learned there was a Yolo county in California from a Covid-19 infographic Saturday, June 19, 2021 12:06:39 AMTwitter Web App
God allegedly gives people free will. Big Dick Biden is giving people free will. It's called pro choice. He's not the one making decisions for people - let them make it. How is that a sin on his part. Leave him alone with this made up BS
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Friday, June 18, 2021 11:57:47 PMTwitter Web App
Separate Church and state! It's fine if Big Dick Biden is a holy Catholic. It's also fine if he supports pro choice policies. Let the man have his Jesus cracker if he wants it.

https://t.co/uHoh4CqQ99 		Friday, June 18, 2021 11:55:00 PMTwitter Web App
What a turtle-necked dumb bag of dicks https://t.co/Ue9Xd0yq3h Friday, June 18, 2021 11:53:15 PMTwitter Web App
@AjitPai @FCC I don't understand the implication of all this jibber-jabber. Yes, Huawei can't be trusted, but you're also a Trump / Verizon shill, so that's equally unattractive.
In reply to @AjitPai's tweet
 Friday, June 18, 2021 11:51:06 PMTwitter Web App
Anyone upset they're not married yet. Don't fuckin do it Thursday, June 17, 2021 11:00:01 PMTwitter Web App
WFH all alone, windows wide open, and I just got caught by someone walking by screaming Michelle Branch songs at the top of my lungs Wednesday, June 16, 2021 3:44:08 PMTwitter Web App
No one wants to see this shitty assed, .500, AA team in person. Now that Cole can't use spider tack, you watch - it's gonna be a slugfest throughout MLB. Baseball has been ruined. We should just go back to the 80s when everyone was ripping amphetamines. Was fun; now is lame. https://t.co/ZkfYGKlgO6 Tuesday, June 15, 2021 4:45:37 PMTwitter Web App
The Yankees STINK. Get Boone the fuck out. He stinks. Baserunning stinks. Pitching stinks. Hitting stinks. Cashman stinks. Steinbrenner rolling in grave rn

I can't root for this horse shit team. It's no fun to even watch these little league assholes 		Sunday, June 13, 2021 4:15:55 PMTwitter Web App
Oh wait, you actually can. Need to set the version with amazon-linux-extras

This is documented nowhere except the 15th google search entry on Joe Schmo's blog. Again, WTF
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Saturday, June 12, 2021 6:38:11 PMTwitter Web App
Utter bullshit that on Amazon Linux 2, if you `yum install php`, it installs a version of php from 2012. THE FUCK Saturday, June 12, 2021 6:27:00 PMTwitter Web App
BTW, last tweet was entirely satire... The last president's base actually speaks like that on the reg
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Friday, June 11, 2021 10:26:09 PMTwitter Web App
Totally not fake news: According to Fox News, Sweden is experiencing a violent crime surge due to their open immigration policy. Gotta be those rapist Mexicans walking across the border

https://t.co/w1iLCUfWFc 		Friday, June 11, 2021 10:25:13 PMTwitter Web App
And who was the genius that picked https://t.co/Y9sxCQBDYM? I've seen scammers with better domain names. YEESH.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Thursday, June 03, 2021 4:55:55 PMTwitter Web App
You CANNOT be serious. WTF is my password doing in a query string in plaintext? So it can be stored in plaintext on webserver access logs? Who designed this https://t.co/Hiqg23roea
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Thursday, June 03, 2021 4:54:38 PMTwitter Web App
@Fiserv Wow, my mortgage was sold off to a bank that uses your system and it SUCKS. https://t.co/0HkGa4PIUq is slow AF, (10-20 seconds per page), you can't edit ACH info, make payments. What is this garbage? Thursday, June 03, 2021 4:24:30 PMTwitter Web App
I mean, I know it's a legacy, rarely used app, but holy Christ on the cross... It cannot possibly work after he migrated this shit to the cloud. And the funny thing is, no one noticed it broke for 6 months. Only because we have to deploy it, and there's no pipeline or dev env🤦‍♂️
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Wednesday, June 02, 2021 10:07:09 PMTwitter Web App
When you need to half ass some infra at work, at least half ass it in a way where it's functional and has sound logic... This guy that left - wtf did he actually do here? There's no way this horseshit can possibly work in prod. Config typos, manual file overrides. YIKES Wednesday, June 02, 2021 10:04:49 PMTwitter Web App
@RMerlinDev Appreciate your feedback & response. It's also a little newer, cheaper, and looks like ASUS dropped their 386.42840 update before the AX-88U.

As long as it will have strong Merlin support, I'm down!
In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet
 Wednesday, June 02, 2021 11:53:20 AMTwitter Web App
@RMerlinDev If I wanted the best new modern Asus Router (cost is not an issue) that you see them supporting for a while, what would you get? AX-88U?

I heard the AX-86U is similar hardware but a little weaker on 2.4ghz...
In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet
 Wednesday, June 02, 2021 10:51:58 AMTwitter Web App
Attention all you Trump IDIOTS who are all like "OMG GAS IS TOO EXPENSIVE IT'S BIDEN'S FAULT..." Learn economics. Also, it was the same price in summer '19 - I've been graphing prices near me for two years https://t.co/J9FohOK12R Thursday, May 27, 2021 3:31:13 PMTwitter Web App
I don't understand how many fucking times I have to show this slow-learning engineer the same goddamn thing. This is like the third working session on the same shit and he did it hands on twice already.

Figure it out or get lost. I have my own shit to do 		Friday, May 21, 2021 2:08:14 PMTwitter Web App
I'm not a gun guy, but I pulled out a pair of shorts from last summer and found a 5.7x28mm shell in my pocket. The fuck? Thursday, May 20, 2021 3:17:21 PMTwitter Web App
@Jim_Jordan "Trust the common sense of the American People"

Your cult leader once suggested using light and bleach internally to cure Covid...

You sir, are a moron
In reply to @Jim_Jordan's tweet
 Thursday, May 20, 2021 2:11:29 PMTwitter Web App
I'm just thinking the AC87U has bad hardware and a strange chipset that folds under load. Considering this model is unsupported, I want to look into a new router.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Tuesday, May 18, 2021 2:23:38 PMTwitter Web App
@RMerlinDev Is there a limit on # of WiFi5 devices on one band (2.4ghz) on the AX88U before it starts getting unstable? I have 5-10 devices that use low bandwidth on an 87u, and the whole network is unstable and has high ping. 5ghz is fine Tuesday, May 18, 2021 2:22:27 PMTwitter Web App
We're all living in a simulation Friday, May 14, 2021 9:44:25 AMTwitter Web App
@JJFromTheBronx Thanks, Obama
In reply to @JJFromTheBronx's tweet
 Friday, May 14, 2021 9:38:23 AMTwitter Web App
This piece of shit coffee maker died on me after 4 years and I probably only used it about 50 times: https://t.co/LRzJLWi6eP Friday, May 14, 2021 9:37:55 AMTwitter Web App
Anyone using unsafe gas containers and pulling this kind of shit deserves nothing less than to catch on fire and burn https://t.co/fMFfKuq0fO Thursday, May 13, 2021 9:37:09 PMTwitter Web App
@Neustar Are there any issues with @UltraDNS? DNS resolution is flaky Thursday, May 06, 2021 2:06:28 PMTwitter Web App
The engineer that quit a few months ago... His code is SO SHITTY, I want to gauge my eyes out. This is what I get for letting him "run with it"

And now I have to clean up this mess. Asshole. 		Tuesday, April 27, 2021 11:23:20 AMTwitter Web App
@ColumbusGov Portrait of the police chief every time a Columbus cop kills a black person
In reply to @ColumbusGov's tweet
 Tuesday, April 27, 2021 10:09:09 AMTwitter Web App
@MayorGinther The @ColumbusPolice didn't kill any of the white OSU kids rioting and flipping cars though

Your department is horse shit garbage. Keep flying your helicopters in CPD patterns assholes.
In reply to @MayorGinther's tweet
 Wednesday, April 21, 2021 9:28:04 AMTwitter Web App
@newrelic Is it normal for a User API key to still work after deleting it? I compromised one of my user keys by committing it in plaintext, deleted it from the portal, created a new one and 15 mins later, the deleted key still authenticates API requests

The fuck 		Friday, April 16, 2021 11:31:39 PMTwitter Web App
The fans should be throwing shit onto the field. The @Yankees are a garbage team.

Brian Cashman stinks. Aaron Boone stinks (mr "oh they're trying"). Cancel them all

Fuckin Steinbrenner is spinning in his grave. This is the worst start since 1989 		Friday, April 16, 2021 11:27:07 PMTwitter Web App
https://t.co/AodnsoGoMJ https://t.co/HezxYi0eKQ Friday, April 16, 2021 10:39:49 AMTwitter Web App
They chose wrong. Shouldn't have given this useless bitch the job. Release him

https://t.co/P4NHIVZ72m 		Thursday, April 15, 2021 11:37:28 PMTwitter Web App
@AskSunTrust @Collegebound973 Hey, it works now! Thank you! I'm no stranger to these types of web outages - happens to us all, so thanks to all who worked to restore this. The engineers don't get enough credit
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Thursday, April 15, 2021 10:29:14 PMTwitter Web App
@AskSunTrust @Collegebound973 I work in tech on web based software. If some component of our platform was down for 4 whole days, I would be out of a job.

What is the actual problem? You lost data, didn't you?
In reply to @AskSunTrust's tweet
 Thursday, April 15, 2021 10:14:14 PMTwitter Web App
@TruistNews you guys want to fix the shitty ass SunTrust portal and the fact that the Document Center has been down for days and I urgently need to grab a statement? Thanks Thursday, April 15, 2021 6:02:42 PMTwitter Web App
@BrendanCarrFCC @RepAnnaEshoo @FCC @hulu @hulu @hulu @hulu @hulu @hulu @hulu @hulu @hulu @hulu @hulu @hulu @hulu

https://t.co/Ghi0D1HybJ
In reply to @BrendanCarrFCC's tweet
 Thursday, April 15, 2021 3:49:56 PMTwitter Web App
Severe violators of this include @hulu and @YESNetwork
Stop blasting the damn commercials! https://t.co/qCFKO8Tda1 		Thursday, April 15, 2021 3:48:17 PMTwitter Web App
@RMerlinDev WiFi 6E?

I really want to replace my AC-87U with something as long-lived as the AC-68U, but want to make sure it's future proof. I guess I can go with the AX-88U, but still waiting for prices to drop.
In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet
 Thursday, April 15, 2021 2:48:50 PMTwitter Web App
@nytimes Shocker. You get an entire army showing up to stop the
"riots" when they murder a black guy, but a bunch of hick Trump supporters can storm the Capitol and they wave them right in.
In reply to @nytimes's tweet
 Wednesday, April 14, 2021 12:06:00 AMTwitter Web App
Wifi Jesus is friggin GENIUS https://t.co/BPCKITh7jD Wednesday, April 14, 2021 12:03:45 AMTwitter Web App
RT @venturecommunis: they built the 2nd tallest jesus statue in the world in an empty field outside a small polish town and the local pries… Wednesday, April 14, 2021 12:03:28 AMTwitter Web App
Special place in hell for someone who actually thinks putting a knee on someone's neck for minutes while they scream that they can't breathe is "objective reasonableness" For fuck's sake. https://t.co/26sOZzJyG5 Wednesday, April 14, 2021 12:01:55 AMTwitter Web App
Hey Japan, make sure this shit is no longer radioactive. Christ almighty https://t.co/E0d2RxTBIa Tuesday, April 13, 2021 9:53:50 AMTwitter Web App
JFC with these J&J vaccine clots. Pandemic is surging again, and now it's just going to be slower getting more people vaccinated.

This shit's never going away. 		Tuesday, April 13, 2021 9:50:39 AMTwitter Web App
Who the hell is this no name Nick Nelson who can't pitch for shit? Friday, April 09, 2021 4:38:15 PMTwitter Web App
@HowFrankOfYou Hey! Just a bad day, doing better now. Really appreciate you reaching out - super nice of you! Hope all is well and things are getting better with this crazy pandemic
In reply to @HowFrankOfYou's tweet
 Thursday, April 08, 2021 1:26:37 PMTwitter Web App
Is there a way to get a @SharePoint calendar into the native @Windows 10 native calendar app or Web based Outlook?

It's archaic AF and I only see instructions for desktop Outlook. No one under 40 should be using that clunky ass software 		Monday, April 05, 2021 10:37:40 AMTwitter Web App
Happy fucking Easter
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Sunday, April 04, 2021 11:00:10 PMTwitter Web App
Nothing is ever what it seems. Even if people seem like they have their shit together, they probably don't. It's amazing how easy it is to keep outward appearances when shit is falling the fuck apart Sunday, April 04, 2021 10:59:48 PMTwitter Web App
Derek Chauvin is a piece of shit motherfucker Thursday, April 01, 2021 11:24:51 AMTwitter Web App
Hey @EricTrump you wiener face. Let the man go home on the weekend. Who the hell works 24/7/365. Let me remind you that your fuckup dad would go golfing all weekend long

"Heartbroken" over the way the country's being led? Good. Maybe it'll stop beating you deadbeat https://t.co/eh6OxRz4s8 		Monday, March 29, 2021 2:20:03 PMTwitter Web App
@JoshMandelOhio @Abuyousef @IlhanMN @RashidaTlaib @CAIRNational @JoshMandelOhio Remember when you posted this poll, you pile of shit?

"Muslim Terrorists?" Isn't that being Islamophobic?

Don't you understand Islam is a peaceful religion? There are radical assholes everywhere, and they do not represent the majority https://t.co/G7JKGGlV2D
In reply to @JoshMandelOhio's tweet
 Monday, March 29, 2021 1:50:25 PMTwitter Web App
@JoshMandelOhio @GovMikeDeWine @GovAbbott @JoeBiden @clevelanddotcom @JoshMandelOhio you're a real piece of shit
In reply to @JoshMandelOhio's tweet
 Monday, March 29, 2021 1:46:46 PMTwitter Web App
Fuck a war https://t.co/4OW3KsWsNN Monday, March 29, 2021 1:35:43 PMTwitter Web App
What a kooky bastard. Crazy AF, but I got a chuckle out of this https://t.co/dK4Ey8vAlr Friday, March 26, 2021 12:13:18 AMTwitter Web App
How many times do I have to tell Product/UX motherfuckers that you're goddamn assholes if you prevent pasting into password fields. Because I randomly generate insane passwords. Now you're making me create them insecurely because I have to type it manually and it's not as complex Friday, March 26, 2021 12:12:21 AMTwitter Web App
Whoever decided that my house needed to have two tanks was a fuckin asshole. Yeah, there's a whirlpool tub, but the fuck do you need a gas and an electric tank for. What a waste of energy. We're three people! Wednesday, March 17, 2021 3:49:04 PMTwitter Web App
Just wanted everyone on Twitter to know that my hot water heater is a fucking piece of shit. The power vent motor's bearings are shot and the thing is so fucking loud, I'm going to take a sledgehammer to it. Wednesday, March 17, 2021 3:48:17 PMTwitter Web App
@mijo_77901 @MARYHam77598720 @AP When did you choose to be straight, asshole?
In reply to @mijo_77901's tweet
 Monday, March 15, 2021 6:53:36 PMTwitter Web App
I have painters here doing a one week job. They showed up at 8AM. It's now 6:30 and they're still here. Don't contractors usually bounce at like 3/4?

Top notch work ethic, but I have shit to do and other rooms to prep. Go home! Cya tomorrow! 		Monday, March 15, 2021 6:26:22 PMTwitter Web App
This is the stupidest f'in @MicrosoftEdge feature. Love the browser, but who thought it was a good idea to copy rich text to the clipboard from the URL bar. Glad you can shut it off

https://t.co/xArzHuvfCe 		Monday, March 15, 2021 5:56:25 PMTwitter Web App
Dude we broke our ass for like 8 months on a huge migration that led to family problems, a good engineer quitting, a week of instability, and general misery...
and they give us fuckin DoorDash gift cards. No comp week off, no bonus. Fuckin DoorDash. Get the actual fuck outta here 		Monday, March 08, 2021 11:10:26 PMTwitter Web App
Again, you people are surprised by this? Look at the guy. He's creep central. Sick fuck. Put him foot first through a wood chipper https://t.co/jiVipcp7mr Wednesday, March 03, 2021 1:04:13 PMTwitter Web App
@TheFirstDogs Moron @gregkellyusa, who isn't even verified on Twitter, called Biden's dog a junkyard dog. What a dick

Greg Kelly is a junkyard human who is a Trump cultist
In reply to @TheFirstDogs's tweet
 Wednesday, March 03, 2021 11:03:28 AMTwitter Web App
These dumb, confederate, Trump-cultist hick motherfuckers. I'm trying to get this shit back to normal. Should have let the fucking south secede. Do not do this shit until big dick biden can get us all vaccines by May https://t.co/ZmVwVAsC2E Wednesday, March 03, 2021 11:01:40 AMTwitter Web App
I really need to poop and have been on calls since 9am solid. We're talking about decommissioning our colo now that we're in the cloud and I literally don't give a shit because I have to shit Wednesday, March 03, 2021 10:59:56 AMTwitter Web App
Our director of QA is literally dumb as a pile of rocks and doesn't understand modern DevOps and is proposing the most absurd shit. Every engineer is disagreeing with this fuckin guy, but no one can get him to change his mind or shit process. Guy's gotta go https://t.co/lQy38Tnla5 Friday, February 26, 2021 11:17:58 AMTwitter Web App
@mtgreenee What ever happened to "don't tread on me," motherfucker. Who gives a shit what gender people identify as. Why are you wasting your time on this shit. Do something else. Christ almighty
In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet
 Thursday, February 25, 2021 8:19:39 PMTwitter Web App
@LarryInMissouri Why do you think he should he be fired?
In reply to @LarryInMissouri's tweet
 Tuesday, February 23, 2021 1:05:21 PMTwitter Web App
I also searched slack for "piece of shit" company-wide and the only result was me saying it 67 times since 2017 Sunday, February 21, 2021 10:29:41 AMTwitter Web App
been up since midnight on a work maintenance that went fairly well, except for one minor thing and then we broke the fuck out of everything trying to fix the one minor thing Sunday, February 21, 2021 10:29:15 AMTwitter Web App
@SenTedCruz @connectforlife Can't give blood from Cancun you shithead
In reply to @SenTedCruz's tweet
 Thursday, February 18, 2021 12:38:58 PMTwitter Web App
Hey @SenTedCruz, how's Cancun you fuckin piece of shit? Millions in your state without power and water and you're in fuckin Cancun. Go eat yourself Thursday, February 18, 2021 12:08:41 PMTwitter Web App
I had a mini panic attack because I thought I missed the Mars rover landing, but that's tomorrow! Wednesday, February 17, 2021 11:25:08 PMTwitter Web App
Dude who gives an actual fuck about what emojis are cool or not. Christ. Do something useful with your extra time

😂😂

https://t.co/cQcoTD0Cw8 		Monday, February 15, 2021 11:55:08 AMTwitter Web App
Raze this piece of shit building immediately. Looks like asshole in the NYC skyline and we have whiny ass rich people saying it sucks https://t.co/aAaBl6b59Y Friday, February 12, 2021 10:26:51 AMTwitter Web App
RT @nytimes: 432 Park was the pinnacle of New York’s luxury condo boom half a decade ago, mostly fueled by foreign buyers seeking discretio… Friday, February 12, 2021 10:26:21 AMTwitter Web App
Probably some fuckin wacko Q-Anon, blue lives matter, Trump insurrectionist cult follower trying to get revenge for this. I call conspiracy!

https://t.co/VdAHV6jTIW
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Thursday, February 11, 2021 10:56:13 AMTwitter Web App
How the fuck do you arrest the BOSS, Bruce on a DWI when he only blew a .02? That's like a glass of wine or two. Legal limit's .08. Maybe .04-6 is pushing it.

Arresting officer should get the death penalty. Guy's got a clean record and never caused any trouble. F is this shit 		Thursday, February 11, 2021 10:54:59 AMTwitter Web App
My mind is blown. Here I am spending more money like an asshole on uncured lunch meats, trying to avoid sodium nitrate and nitrite. I know damn well, that they use celery salt, which has nitrates, but was like whatever dude, it's just celery... NOPE. Shit's equally as bad. Thursday, February 11, 2021 1:33:17 AMTwitter Web App
@KylieJaneKremer @AmyKremer @america1stwomen @pastormarkburns @RealMattCouch @mtgreenee @DavidJHarrisJr @KatrinaPierson @leadpastor @pastorlocke Fuck yourself, you insurrectionist piece of shit
In reply to @KylieJaneKremer's tweet
 Wednesday, February 10, 2021 3:48:52 PMTwitter Web App
WHY? I was under the impression that those fully vaccinated could still carry and spread the virus, it's just that they wouldn't get sick from it

Plus, it's only 90-95% effective https://t.co/WtKZpcrM4g 		Wednesday, February 10, 2021 3:34:14 PMTwitter Web App
@Windows @Microsoft @windowsinsider This really bothers me. I know Windows 10 and Windows Server probably share some components but this lacks polish https://t.co/LVHUxNy2Xx Monday, February 08, 2021 11:39:13 AMTwitter Web App
@mtgreenee You are a full of shit bitch. I don't identify as a Democrat or Republican. We don't want to cancel Republicans. We want to cancel ignoramus cult morons who S Trump's D and spread his lies.

Resign, shitface
In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet
 Tuesday, February 02, 2021 1:51:04 PMTwitter Web App
Dude, what kind of uranium-silicone bands does Fitbit use? I don't even have sensitive skin and have been cleaning them a few times a day and switching wrists and both wrists are completely broken out.

Ordering a $10 fabric band on Amazon. Had good luck with that in the past 		Tuesday, February 02, 2021 12:56:01 PMTwitter Web App
@mtgreenee If you weren't such a controversial piece of shit, you wouldn't be on the defensive all the time.
In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet
 Friday, January 29, 2021 5:23:05 PMTwitter Web App
Reminder: Austrailia has been covid-free for 12 days and fuckface Donald Trump killed 420,000 Friday, January 29, 2021 9:51:52 AMTwitter Web App
@mtgreenee You have to adapt to changing times, you piece of shit.

I'm heartbroken that I can no longer find jobs as a milkman, telegraph line repairman, clock winder, switchboard operator, or street lamp lighter
In reply to @mtgreenee's tweet
 Thursday, January 28, 2021 3:09:37 PMTwitter Web App
. @LeaderMcConnell Hey Mitch, you piece of shit. Remember when the Obama administration left a pandemic readiness plan and you denied it. The fuck is this then?

https://t.co/FsAZSRct7C

Now 400k people died you dipshit. 		Thursday, January 28, 2021 3:02:09 PMTwitter Web App
I wish I were in the position to tell my company to go fuck themselves for abuse. I FUCKING hate what I do every day. Nothing would give me more joy to pull a Billy Walsh (Entourage) on every single suit and asshole who is making me miserable

I wish them all the fucking worst 		Wednesday, January 27, 2021 9:14:04 PMTwitter Web App
@seanhannity @tedcruz IF I WANT TO INSTALL SOLAR IT COSTS 20-50 THOUSAND DOLLARS YOU SHITHEAD. I CANNOT SPEND THIS RIGHT NOW. I SHOULD BE ABLE TO INSTALL SOLAR FOR $3000

MAKE ALL THESE COAL AND OIL WORKS MASS PRODUCE PANELS SO THEY ARE WITHIN REACH FOR THE AVERAGE AMERICAN

YOU FUCKING HACK
In reply to @seanhannity's tweet
 Wednesday, January 27, 2021 9:01:47 PMTwitter Web App
I should get $1000 every time a developer commits a prod secret to github, because my patience is running out Wednesday, January 27, 2021 5:12:38 PMTwitter Web App
@LindseyGrahamSC @senrobportman He retired because he can't deal with fuckers like yourself who spread propaganda and lies that led to an insurrection. Portman refused to S trump's D so he had to leave the party.

The GOP is a fucked dumpster fire. Good, you asshole.
In reply to @LindseyGrahamSC's tweet
 Tuesday, January 26, 2021 12:41:52 AMTwitter Web App
Who are the IDIOTS over on Costco's cybersecurity team that think it's a good idea to prevent pasting into the password field on the signup page. So now I can't generate a 24 character random password and store it, assholes. Guess I'll use 'password123' instead! Tuesday, January 26, 2021 12:09:56 AMTwitter Web App
@AjitPai My mind is blown that you kept your Twitter! I only really followed you to break balls about your policies, but it's like you never left us! Except now, minus the Trumpism!

Any plans to get back to that law career with huge corporations to fight the atrocities of the evil left?
In reply to @AjitPai's tweet
 Friday, January 22, 2021 1:45:14 AMTwitter Web App
@SenTedCruz You're a national disaster
In reply to @SenTedCruz's tweet
 Thursday, January 21, 2021 2:08:32 PMTwitter Web App
Engineer that left us because he had enough of our horseshit project, did so much shit half assed and now I have to clean it all up and that motherfucker is sightseeing the world at the moment and can fuck right off Thursday, January 21, 2021 10:48:01 AMTwitter Web App
If wild stuff like this can survive 500-3000 meters down under Earth's oceans, you can't tell me the same kind of shit isn't living under in Europa's ocean https://t.co/kykBpF0XLF Sunday, January 17, 2021 11:32:04 PMTwitter Web App
Fuck restrictions on cruel and unusual punishment. I'm in favor of it. Whoever did this should get ASSHOLE carved into their entire back with a machete https://t.co/0uj37cpnEQ Thursday, January 14, 2021 11:25:15 AMTwitter Web App
@Jim_Jordan You stand by this insurrection-causing, racist, egomaniacal, mental patient Donald Trump? His psychotic behavior? You moron, you. You imbecile. He's got dirt on you or some shit that you're still a cult follower? He's irrelevant now. You prick. Fuck outta my state.
In reply to @Jim_Jordan's tweet
 Wednesday, January 13, 2021 11:59:04 PMTwitter Web App
@Mike_Pence Invoke the 25th you little bitch Monday, January 11, 2021 1:30:08 PMTwitter Web App
@bridges_walls @magy2misho @tedcruz This is an offensive, ignorant statement. Don't generalize like that. Islam is a peaceful religion. You are on the wrong side of history.

Nowhere in the definition of a terrorist does it say the person is Middle Eastern. Violently overtaking a government building is terrorism
In reply to @bridges_walls's tweet
 Monday, January 11, 2021 11:37:07 AMTwitter Web App
Fuckin shutterfly. I put a promo code in and it removed their built in discount and made the shit more expensive. It was nearly impossible to remove the code. I cleared cookies, I deleted the item from the cart. This is how they make money Sunday, January 10, 2021 8:49:38 AMTwitter Web App
@HawleyMO @simonschuster Fuck your book, asshole. Put it up your ass, you insurrection causing pile of 💩

You are a terrorist and should get waterboarded
In reply to @HawleyMO's tweet
 Friday, January 08, 2021 2:00:08 PMTwitter Web App
@HawleyMO @simonschuster YOU ARE A COP MURDERER
In reply to @HawleyMO's tweet
 Friday, January 08, 2021 1:58:22 PMTwitter Web App
@realDonaldTrump Resign, you riot inciting cocksucker. BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS. GO TO JAIL
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
 Friday, January 08, 2021 1:55:59 PMTwitter Web App
Youtube music algorithm to me: "We think you like a lot of drugs" https://t.co/BP96YvbOlv Friday, January 08, 2021 1:49:24 PMTwitter Web App
@RudyGiuliani You're a national disaster and Borat made you look like a fuckin asshole, you dirty old man
In reply to @RudyGiuliani's tweet
 Thursday, January 07, 2021 12:20:52 PMTwitter Web App
Put your mask over your nose you ignoramus https://t.co/R9EiylRA6b Thursday, January 07, 2021 12:16:36 AMTwitter Web App
Why are these people objecting and looking like jagoff assholes, when they don't meet the requirements for an objection. F'in idiots! Thursday, January 07, 2021 12:07:53 AMTwitter Web App
Gold content https://t.co/k2kWHD1fd1 Wednesday, January 06, 2021 11:46:00 PMTwitter Web App
Fuck this. Get him out NOW https://t.co/hnmLdeTIrG Wednesday, January 06, 2021 11:36:24 PMTwitter Web App
@jack @Twitter

BAN @realDonaldTrump , AN ANARCHIST AND TERRORIST 		Wednesday, January 06, 2021 10:27:14 PMTwitter Web App
@SenHawleyPress @HawleyMO FULL OF SHIT. BY UNDERMINING DEMOCRACY, YOU ARE INCITING RIOTORS AND VIOLENCE. SIR, RESIGN!

GO FUCK YOURSELF.
In reply to @SenHawleyPress's tweet
 Wednesday, January 06, 2021 10:24:03 PMTwitter Web App
Fuck him. Leave him there. Do not waste medical resources and taxpayer dollars on this terrorist https://t.co/khvqQeFCvj Wednesday, January 06, 2021 6:25:57 PMTwitter Web App
RT @MichaelRapaport: Allllllll these people in the CAPITAL BUILDING & not ONE person has a knee on there neck?
I wanna see some white peop… 		Wednesday, January 06, 2021 4:52:06 PMTwitter Web App
Is it January 20th yet? Wednesday, January 06, 2021 4:51:13 PMTwitter Web App
Hey, @senatemajldr McConnell, you fuckin droopy turtle faced bitch: How does it feel to lose the Senate and support a mental patient who incites coups? Wednesday, January 06, 2021 4:38:04 PMTwitter Web App
Trump just said "we love you, you're very special" to domestic terrorists Wednesday, January 06, 2021 4:23:46 PMTwitter Web App
Hey, at least they fired the officers who murdered Breona Taylor today. Little slap on the wrist for democracy! https://t.co/sJuMSCBAvy Wednesday, January 06, 2021 4:14:34 PMTwitter Web App
@alexgiess @AjitPaiFCC get the fuck out of this country then
In reply to @alexgiess's tweet
 Wednesday, January 06, 2021 3:53:10 PMTwitter Web App
@AjitPaiFCC YOU SUPPORTED TRUMP YOU BUFFOON
In reply to @AjitPaiFCC's tweet
 Wednesday, January 06, 2021 3:52:12 PMTwitter Web App
@realDonaldTrump WHAT HAPPENED TO LAW AND ORDER, PIG DICK Wednesday, January 06, 2021 3:29:10 PMTwitter Web App
I hope these motherfuckers destroy Washington once Biden's certified so we can all see how looney they all are Wednesday, January 06, 2021 2:23:52 PMTwitter Web App
@sendavidperdue I wish you all the worst, shithead. Go live in some other country and turn that into a dictatorship
In reply to @sendavidperdue's tweet
 Wednesday, January 06, 2021 2:21:37 PMTwitter Web App
I can't believe shit like this can happen in a so-called civilized country in 2021 Wednesday, January 06, 2021 2:19:38 PMTwitter Web App
America is a fucking disaster and joke Wednesday, January 06, 2021 2:19:05 PMTwitter Web App
Dude we're living in real life Harry Potter. The Great War is about to start. You've got MAGAts literally pushing their way up the Capitol steps and no one gives a fuck. God Forbid it was the other side, Trump would have had them bombed Wednesday, January 06, 2021 2:18:34 PMTwitter Web App
@realDonaldTrump @sendavidperdue fuck yourself
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
 Wednesday, January 06, 2021 1:15:54 PMTwitter Web App
Fuck this guy https://t.co/0mEDR3NriU Wednesday, January 06, 2021 1:14:00 PMTwitter Web App
@realDonaldTrump You're a fraud. You have severe mental illness. Please leave this planet and never return
In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet
 Wednesday, January 06, 2021 12:46:46 PMTwitter Web App
I mean, Pence is another piece of shit, but him telling Adolf Trump to fuck off is pretty dope Wednesday, January 06, 2021 10:54:28 AMTwitter Web App
Don't fucking do this: https://t.co/yvqMU7ULAj Just give the doses as designed and it's too bad - people will have to wait. It's better than giving 2x the people half assed protection.

I work in tech. When people use shit beyond how it was designed, it never ends well 		Monday, January 04, 2021 10:50:18 AMTwitter Web App
Welp, it's Monday. Every asshole is back to work, our release team fucked shit up, and Slack is down so I have no idea wtf is going on. Monday, January 04, 2021 10:27:01 AMTwitter Web App

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