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@TechTickles https://t.co/TRtCvvkFtp
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Wednesday, October 26, 2022 9:58:27 AMTwitter Web App
Can someone tell Biden not to rerun in 2024? Literally no one likes him. Like Bro. You're almost 80. You want to deal with all this bullshit for the next 6 years? Thursday, October 20, 2022 1:36:31 PMTwitter Web App
I just got invited to a 9am tomorrow to help band-aid some infrastructure that I said back in 2015 was a complete pile of shit that should be immediately thrown out and rewritten from the ground up.

Yet In the year of our Lord 2022, I'm still dealing with this. I chose wrong.
Wednesday, October 19, 2022 1:03:25 AMTwitter Web App
LMFAO the Cleveland Guardians spent the night in a hotel in Yonkers because they checked out of their hotel due to a rain delay Tuesday, October 18, 2022 6:28:04 PMTwitter Web App
Poor Tito is gonna get so much shit for not challenging that, but it's good for me so whatevs Tuesday, October 18, 2022 5:29:47 PMTwitter Web App
Got paged for work on a day where I'm the only parent home and it's breaking my 3 year old's heart and I want to punch every suit in the gd face for this Saturday, October 08, 2022 2:52:27 PMTwitter Web App
@RMerlinDev Sorry to hear about the hardware failure and glad you're back on track. What's new in 388 vs 386?
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Wednesday, September 28, 2022 2:06:59 PMTwitter Web App
Unpopular opinion: This was a stupid fuckin idea that is going to damage the economy for a long time: https://t.co/TPQdjqm6cm

The actual issue is why the fuck college is so expensive to begin with.
Monday, September 26, 2022 5:01:44 PMTwitter Web App
This is fucking appalling https://t.co/gef3KteBmX

Instructions on how to bypass security and install an untrustworthy apk on Android that probably collects data. App is a complete joke. It only loads a webview of the mobile site. They don't even hide the URL bar.
Friday, September 23, 2022 3:15:53 AMTwitter Web App
Fuck out of here with a carbon dioxide shortage. Just pull it out of the atmosphere ffs. They've created an artificial shortage to charge more money, meanwhile the Earth's getting destroyed by global warming

https://t.co/BUwPhugrLO
Thursday, September 22, 2022 5:50:34 PMTwitter Web App
@ohiolife LOL. We treat our pets with more dignity than humans. Eat a bag of dicks https://t.co/Cy9sY9M5e0
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Thursday, September 22, 2022 4:23:06 PMTwitter Web App
If you're waiting in a 5 mile line to see the dead ass queen, you're an asshole. Do something better with your life: https://t.co/zF9UM396wx Friday, September 16, 2022 9:26:23 AMTwitter Web App
Everyone relax about how Desantis and Abbott are sending non-citizen migrants north to fancy places... Giuliani used to have them killed. Family Guy said so, so it's probably not wrong. Thursday, September 15, 2022 2:20:59 PMTwitter Web App
If money were no object, I'd 100% to rage quit right Tuesday, September 13, 2022 12:31:26 PMTwitter Web App
JFC everyone's a fucking MORON today at work. I don't have any patience for this bullshit Tuesday, September 13, 2022 11:35:01 AMTwitter Web App
My company was bought out a couple years ago and I went from being a baller that knew my shit inside out to not being able to do fuckin anything right and they can eat a dick right now because it's the weekend Friday, September 09, 2022 4:43:50 PMTwitter Web App
Queen kicked the bucket, so that's all we're going to hear about for the next 2 months. Thursday, September 08, 2022 2:19:27 PMTwitter Web App
@lockheimer Before working on satellite phones, actually build a phone that doesn't overheat like mad first, and don't use a 1 year old crappy radio in a flagship *cough*Pixel6*Cough*
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Thursday, September 01, 2022 5:14:13 PMTwitter Web App
@crisisofconsc @_sysengineer Yall must be trying to do a man in the middle against it or DPI inspect/decrypt TLS traffic, because it gets an A on a Qualys scan (not an A+ though)

https://t.co/sShbAgeCfl
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Wednesday, August 31, 2022 2:08:10 PMTwitter Web App
@notshenetworks I'm waiting for an updated booster. Makes more sense to get vaxxed against the strain circulating than a strain that doesn't exist anymore. Plus, if you just got over covid, you'll have a certain level of immunity for now.

My kid just got over it, and somehow I didn't get it
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Wednesday, August 31, 2022 1:29:12 PMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer Try working with people in California. They schedule 5:30pm meetings on Fridays

Also in NYC startup culture, peeps roll in at 10-11am, so any meetings before 11 are frowned upon. Totes different from gov
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Wednesday, August 17, 2022 10:15:16 AMTwitter Web App
Langya Henipavirus (LayV).

WTF kind of shit is this and why does all this bullshit come from China? Get the actual f out of here with this nonsense

https://t.co/mvr91xZzue
Thursday, August 11, 2022 12:47:11 AMTwitter Web App
gimme more gd serotonin in my gd synapses Friday, August 05, 2022 2:34:37 PMTwitter Web App
@GovRonDeSantis Stop regulating women's bodies you gd jagoff
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Thursday, August 04, 2022 5:06:38 PMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer I literally had an LED light outside my cube back in the day that was green/red with instructions for people to leave me the hell alone if it was red
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Thursday, August 04, 2022 2:16:43 PMTwitter Web App
@davenewworld_2 Anyone who voted no on this shit deserves to suffer through every ailment every one of these veterans experienced.

Pro life... They're pro fetus until they stick you in the military and you come back fucked up in body and mind. Seriously this party needs to eat a bag of dicks
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Friday, July 29, 2022 5:42:50 PMTwitter Web App
I'm literally on a Zoom call with a guy taking over 5 minutes to create a calendar invite meeting for tomorrow Thursday, July 28, 2022 10:32:45 AMTwitter Web App
@DrOz lol go about being a fake TV doctor. TF do you know about politics.
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Wednesday, July 27, 2022 2:15:49 PMTwitter Web App
Covid was like 1% fatal. Marburg is 100% fatal. If this shit turns into a pandemic, I don't want to be here for it. Just send me right off.

This shit, monkeypox. We're all doomed https://t.co/13Jk6s7wD1
Wednesday, July 27, 2022 2:12:00 PMTwitter Web App
@crisisofconsc I have a doubt. I tried to submit a ticket here https://t.co/lFfyAnZZyb but it is not working. Please send IT to do the needful no later than today morning.
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Wednesday, July 27, 2022 12:30:20 PMTwitter Web App
This here is some cool shit. The US peaked. If Saudi Arabia pulls this off I'm going there https://t.co/s1ZUTyKtgL Tuesday, July 26, 2022 11:14:56 PMTwitter Web App
@notshenetworks @accuweather Any app where you buy premium to remove ads (which is supposed to be good forever), and then a year or so later, they come out with Premium Plus or some nonsense like that and tries to upsell you again with a recurring subscription pisses me the hell off.
In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet
Tuesday, July 26, 2022 10:14:27 PMTwitter Web App
Wow Twitter displayed this in a very stupid way... Not how i was intending this to look
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, July 26, 2022 11:06:47 AMTwitter Web App
https://t.co/yHjmwC5Ayx https://t.co/Z5xknxNPSx Tuesday, July 26, 2022 11:05:57 AMTwitter Web App
@RMerlinDev Is there a limit to number of clients on a 2.4ghz guest network? I didn't use up the whole DHCP pool. My smart plugs have been disconnecting, and when I contacted support they said the router failed to assign the plug an IP. RT-AX86U.
In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet
Friday, July 22, 2022 10:50:43 AMTwitter Web App
I dont have the energy to deal with this rn https://t.co/dMB4SYkL1E Friday, July 22, 2022 12:44:12 AMTwitter Web App
Hey look. Add Missouri to the list of bumblefuck backwards states

https://t.co/4WnQVcSjOU
Thursday, July 21, 2022 10:34:19 AMTwitter Web App
I just rewrote some ansible shit that generated configs and now it takes 45 seconds instead of 20 minutes and I was an idiot for doing it the way I did it since 2017 Thursday, July 21, 2022 4:27:24 AMTwitter Web App
@EngineerJusti If your phone has an OLED display, your battery is going to thank you for it
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Tuesday, July 19, 2022 10:45:53 AMTwitter Web App
@Sen_JoeManchin I hope you get coal miner's lung you dumb piece of shit https://t.co/TFPVsO8adg
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Friday, July 15, 2022 4:26:37 PMTwitter Web App
Hope you radical and dumb motherfuckers have a shitty weekend: @MikeDeWine @DaveYostOH @ToddRokitaIN @HawleyMO @Jim_Jordan

https://t.co/3dk6z5mE7f
Friday, July 15, 2022 4:19:59 PMTwitter Web App
Hey Texas, go fuck yourself. Hope your power grid crumbles https://t.co/3N1ZlEHgoK Thursday, July 14, 2022 4:29:49 PMTwitter Web App
David Yost is a pile of shit and I hope he drops his toast butter side down https://t.co/UuiPl86SVV Wednesday, July 13, 2022 5:54:27 PMTwitter Web App
@DaveYostOH Sir. You are ridiculous. The perp confessed to raping this kid and all you cared about was drinking the far right Kool Aid and denying it?

Imagine the trauma this poor child went through. On top of all of it, had to travel to Indiana for healthcare https://t.co/JojkPeo96r
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Wednesday, July 13, 2022 5:46:08 PMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer @notshenetworks Also, tf do you OD on fentanyl by picking up a dollar bill. I get that very low micrograms of it are fatal, but what'd she do, lick all her fingers after touching it?

I feel like the "touch anything fentanyl and die" is police propaganda
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, July 12, 2022 6:30:40 PMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer @notshenetworks all. the. time.

So much for Elon's edit button
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
Tuesday, July 12, 2022 6:29:44 PMTwitter Web App
Wimp ass motherfuckers https://t.co/72YWOHI9fD

Where are all you blue lives matter assholes now?
Tuesday, July 12, 2022 6:23:52 PMTwitter Web App
Forced birth in a country where gun violence is the number one cause of death among children and teenagers Tuesday, July 12, 2022 5:58:53 PMTwitter Web App
The James Webb Space Telescope is blowing my mind. Although nothing was as exciting as getting high res images of Pluto. I wanted to see its surface ever since I was a kid

GJ NASA
Tuesday, July 12, 2022 12:21:20 PMTwitter Web App
@RepMTG For what? I mean, he's a senile old man, but ya boy Donald and his cult followers actually incited riots and staged an insurrection
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Friday, July 08, 2022 2:26:57 PMTwitter Web App
@AZKellyT Separation of Church and State, doofus

If people want Jesus, that's all fine and dandy but you can't force it on everyone. The whole point is religious freedom or no religion at all.
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Friday, July 08, 2022 11:11:41 AMTwitter Web App
Yes. Every empire falls. Learn history. US has been in decline for some time now and we're well on the way to a civil war https://t.co/tL7SSHd8T0 Wednesday, July 06, 2022 12:39:36 PMTwitter Web App
Why do I keep getting suggested posts about Nikola Tesla talking shit about Einstein. This is like the third one I got Tuesday, July 05, 2022 11:10:03 PMTwitter Web App
Fuckssake I want to work somewhere where I actually matter. I've literally been reduced to fucking busy work and am set up to fail Thursday, June 30, 2022 11:29:39 AMTwitter Web App
We have 6 piece of shit Supreme Court Justices and they need to be removed. I don't care how. They've gotta go Thursday, June 30, 2022 10:20:42 AMTwitter Web App
Oh Jesus Christ on the cross https://t.co/hVB2r0quYs

The fucking country is in crisis. I'm flying my flag upside down this July 4th. Fuck SCOTUS
Thursday, June 30, 2022 10:17:52 AMTwitter Web App
@crisisofconsc I boycotted Windows Vista in college. XP --> 7
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Thursday, June 30, 2022 9:26:23 AMTwitter Web App
@laurenboebert America is on the wrong path because idiots like you control the Supreme Court and Trump architected the beginnings of the next Civil War you gd bitch
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Wednesday, June 29, 2022 5:10:27 PMTwitter Web App
Jesus H. Christ https://t.co/e2CgxGTJQd Wednesday, June 29, 2022 4:59:55 PMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer I use picpick. It's so much better. It's like SnagIt but free
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
Tuesday, June 28, 2022 9:41:46 AMTwitter Web App
RBG is spinning in her fucking grave rn. She better haunt the absolute FUCK out of any asshole who had anything to do with this ruling Friday, June 24, 2022 1:55:51 PMTwitter Web App
This guy is a real piece of shit. What ever happened to "don't tread on me" the fuck are you telling people what they can do or not https://t.co/WseEa9jNTE Friday, June 24, 2022 1:47:22 PMTwitter Web App
@GovRonDeSantis Fuck off. You're a real piece of shit
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Friday, June 24, 2022 1:43:34 PMTwitter Web App
You turtle necked motherfucker you. You're a shit stain https://t.co/6pFttju88F Friday, June 24, 2022 1:39:35 PMTwitter Web App
@TechTickles The US sucks
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Friday, June 24, 2022 1:31:06 PMTwitter Web App
RT @TFPDocBot: Fuck Brett Kavanaugh.
Fuck Amy Comey Barrett.
Fuck Neil Gorsuch.
Fuck Clarence Thomas.
Fuck Samuel Alito.
Fuck John Roberts.…
Friday, June 24, 2022 1:11:46 PMTwitter Web App
YOU CANNOT JUST GO AND REWRITE HISTORY Friday, June 24, 2022 1:06:46 PMTwitter Web App
FUCK THE SUPREME COURT
FUCK THE UNTIED STATES. THIS COUNTRY SUCKS

THERE BETTER BE RIOTS
Friday, June 24, 2022 1:06:03 PMTwitter Web App
JFC. It gets even better. So we have level III engineers who can't fuckin use git. I can't teach the code if we're going to spend 30 minutes installing git and adding an ssh key. For fucks sake they're IDIOTS
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, June 23, 2022 10:15:00 AMTwitter Web App
@notshenetworks dafuq
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Wednesday, June 22, 2022 5:39:52 PMTwitter Web App
First day of the Summer solstice. Can we end this shit already? When's it going to snow again? Tuesday, June 21, 2022 5:12:34 PMTwitter Web App
@SteveKingIA Dude. What the actual fuck is this tweet?!?!?

It's a gd shame you weren't aborted
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Tuesday, June 21, 2022 3:25:36 PMTwitter Web App
Yanks are winning the series this year https://t.co/bSHYz4GyjF Friday, June 17, 2022 5:27:55 PMTwitter Web App
This Jan 6th commission is a waste of time and money. It's not going to change any of the the idiots' minds, and none of these Trump cultists are going to get into any trouble as a result Friday, June 17, 2022 3:53:23 PMTwitter Web App
https://t.co/OgOyQ2Ns40

I mean, no matter what your political affiliation is, I think it makes sense helping Americans and keeping our products here to lower the prices. This is a no brainer. Companies are exporting more to make usurious profits and selling higher abroad.
Thursday, June 16, 2022 12:53:56 PMTwitter Web App
$1.05/therm for natural gas? Shit was like 30 cents a year ago. Fuck natural gas. I'm setting my thermostat to 55 this winter and getting a dual fuel heat pump when my current AC condenser breaks so I can use less dinosaur farts and save the🌎 Tuesday, June 14, 2022 11:35:42 AMTwitter Web App
Fixed it https://t.co/lKZlNxqqWb
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, June 14, 2022 11:02:42 AMTwitter Web App
Let the Truth Social Trolling begin! https://t.co/7DIzgO46em Tuesday, June 14, 2022 10:45:40 AMTwitter Web App
There's literally a wikipedia article on it https://t.co/bx9CpfdlfA
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, June 09, 2022 4:37:01 PMTwitter Web App
So apparently Kulkarni is like the Smith/Jones of India. There are like 20 people in my org with this last name Thursday, June 09, 2022 4:35:19 PMTwitter Web App
Fuckssake I hate my job Thursday, June 09, 2022 4:09:10 PMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer Spotify does this too? Literally my #1 gripe about Youtube Music. The random/shuffle STINKS. I can shuffle through my liked songs and hear the same ones or more recently liked ones every single time, and not stuff I liked a while ago. I literally thought it was just them.
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
Thursday, June 09, 2022 12:56:06 PMTwitter Web App
I just searched the company slack for "Jesus Christ" "Jesus H. Christ" "Christ Almighty" and "JFC" and there were 178 mentions - all from me https://t.co/znUJtWW52H Thursday, June 09, 2022 10:19:15 AMTwitter Web App
Today annoyed the living shit out of me. Let's try this again tomorrow Wednesday, June 08, 2022 10:38:10 PMTwitter Web App
@nanwhaley Nan, I support you over the batshit Republicans, but $350 payments are laughable and aren't going to do anything except increase debt and inflation further
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Wednesday, June 08, 2022 12:44:20 PMTwitter Web App
Someone posted about gas prices on Nextdoor and everyone seems to be an expert on economics and energy policy. They are also blaming Democrats only, because obviously high gas prices are exclusive to the United States

These replies are giving me cancer
Wednesday, June 08, 2022 10:52:22 AMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer https://t.co/aBlg9228Ny
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Tuesday, June 07, 2022 10:28:51 AMTwitter Web App
https://t.co/rWTUN19gQI

"I'm cool with them, but I won't wear a rainbow patch, because, Jeebus" is literally a dumb shit explanation.
Monday, June 06, 2022 11:39:51 AMTwitter Web App
@EngineerJusti I literally have this ability. I'm rewatching Stranger Things from season 1 because I remember loving it but only vaguely remember the first three seasons. My memory is for sh*t
In reply to @EngineerJusti's tweet
Monday, June 06, 2022 10:46:59 AMTwitter Web App
"The chief told reporters the shooting was an 'isolated incident'"

Yes, mass shootings in the US are "isolated incidents"

https://t.co/fnq2SWJz6v https://t.co/lLTinkbQWQ
Monday, June 06, 2022 9:31:08 AMTwitter Web App
Shaggy's reggae rendition of Sinatra though Wednesday, May 25, 2022 2:01:46 AMTwitter Web App
I literally can't understand typescript Wednesday, May 25, 2022 1:43:57 AMTwitter Web App
@RepMTG You're a real sick bitch, you know that?
In reply to @RepMTG's tweet
Wednesday, May 25, 2022 12:43:39 AMTwitter Web App
This is a horse-toothed wacky bastard who has no right representing a festering pile of shit https://t.co/MGhQwo6WyQ Wednesday, May 25, 2022 12:25:42 AMTwitter Web App
Get the actual fuck out of here with this monkeypox shit. We're not even through the covid pandemic yet.

Society peaked. We're all going to hell
Tuesday, May 24, 2022 11:33:05 AMTwitter Web App
This needy-assed engineer needs to be able to do shit on his own without me holding his hand. Bruh's been here like 3 years. Learn how to do things Tuesday, May 24, 2022 10:53:10 AMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer Right? I never understood the point of it. It looks silly. I think this is some archaic crap from the typewriter days, but somehow is still acceptable
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
Monday, May 23, 2022 12:31:36 PMTwitter Web App
You start a wildfire that ruined hundreds of thousands of acres, killed a firefighter and endangered birds? You should burn, sir
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, May 20, 2022 10:22:05 PMTwitter Web App
F this guy. 24 years in prison is too lenient. I say burn him at the stake.
https://t.co/au15go5l0U
Friday, May 20, 2022 10:21:04 PMTwitter Web App
What a dumb see you next Tuesday https://t.co/g8nEJrGh8R Friday, May 20, 2022 6:02:00 PMTwitter Web App
LOLOLOL. The Catholic Church. https://t.co/0dJzHYArH1 Friday, May 20, 2022 5:55:31 PMTwitter Web App
@GadsdenMarc I almost tweeted about monkeypox yesterday and the fact that you brought it up made me think I did... But I decided against it lol. But yeah, we're all screwed
In reply to @GadsdenMarc's tweet
Friday, May 20, 2022 5:51:50 PMTwitter Web App
I used to be a good engineer, then this horseshit company bought us out, I had to use their piece of shit stack, and now I feel like a literal dumb fuck who can't do anything right. This is a blow to my ego. Friday, May 20, 2022 5:50:14 PMTwitter Web App
Jesus fucking Christ. I go to the local pizza place / bar to treat myself and work from here for a late lunch, it's deserted, and an asshole walks in hacking up a lung. I stg if I get Covid Ima be pissed Friday, May 20, 2022 3:57:06 PMTwitter Web App
THIS TEAM. I wasn't worried when the Yanks were down by a run in the 9th with 2 outs. I literally wasn't worried, and they tied it. Now Judge the Alien is up Thursday, May 19, 2022 4:14:42 PMTwitter Web App
Aaron Hicks STINKS. He's gotta go. Shouldnt be on a World Series bound team Thursday, May 19, 2022 3:49:28 PMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer I will make an exception for you to accept gifts
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
Tuesday, May 17, 2022 9:45:46 PMTwitter Web App
Yanks are good this year, but wife beating Chapman just isn't very sharp anymore Monday, May 16, 2022 10:03:24 PMTwitter Web App
The fuck are we doing in Somalia now? How are those backwards mfers a threat to the mainland US? I say fuck em. Maybe focus on fixing the collapse of the United States instead ffs. USA! USA! We can't feed our infants but we can be the world police

https://t.co/xJlnVJuiaR
Monday, May 16, 2022 1:03:02 PMTwitter Web App
Stock market is shit but I literally copied Warren Buffett and bought Occidental Petroleum a few weeks ago when he scooped up billions of dollars of it and that shit's up 20%. Just copy the guy. He's never wrong. You can't lose Monday, May 16, 2022 11:50:22 AMTwitter Web App
I reset my brain yesterday. hbu Monday, May 16, 2022 11:33:18 AMTwitter Web App
@GovRicketts You're over here talking about fuckin turkeys but telling women they have to birth their rapists child you gd MORON
In reply to @GovRicketts's tweet
Monday, May 16, 2022 9:53:41 AMTwitter Web App
The gift that keeps on giving. Goodness gracious
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Sunday, May 15, 2022 8:52:38 PMTwitter Web App
Doing this thing I just did at 4:18PM on a Sunday is both a genius and dumb decision Sunday, May 15, 2022 4:41:47 PMTwitter Web App
. @LastPass extension is crashing MS Edge and rendered my browser completely useless. I can't even go to edge://extensions to remove it

WTF and tell me how to remove this crap please.
Thursday, May 12, 2022 2:59:36 PMTwitter Web App
This shit cracks me up https://t.co/VpWsscQjpe Thursday, May 12, 2022 11:41:02 AMTwitter Web App
Jesus Christ. I get back to my desk after a three day training and everyone's a fuckin moron. Thursday, May 12, 2022 9:48:54 AMTwitter Web App
See, what's happening here is that ancient viruses that have been locked in ice for millions of years are all being released as the ice melts. We're all gonna die

https://t.co/gbtTQrkCHx
Thursday, May 12, 2022 9:39:11 AMTwitter Web App
Lol this fuckin guy. Imagine dropping dead burying the person you killed? Like at least make sure your physically fit enough to be a killer, you moron

https://t.co/KDNJzdaNNB
Wednesday, May 11, 2022 7:51:48 PMTwitter Web App
Dr. Oz is a mumbling, marble-mouthed jackass Wednesday, May 11, 2022 1:56:54 PMTwitter Web App
Seriously, Fuck Netflix for this shit. Everyone else is going to follow this shitty precedent. The whole point of streaming is to not pay $200/month for cable and that's the direction we're going in folks because fucking society is collapsing

https://t.co/TU3MeFbSl2
Wednesday, May 11, 2022 1:54:08 PMTwitter Web App
@nanwhaley I am SO angry about HB6. LED lightbulbs are now $5-10 more expensive per pack because they are no longer being subsidized. I had a smart meter monitoring program in place at my house that got shut down. Our utilities are through the roof because of this.
In reply to @nanwhaley's tweet
Tuesday, May 10, 2022 6:31:38 PMTwitter Web App
I'm an actual child. This is what I put into my userdata for new AWS instances in my training lab https://t.co/n7KmaE8QB8 Monday, May 09, 2022 11:33:05 PMTwitter Web App
I see "My 401k" trending on Twitter. Rats. I could have bought a Tesla, but instead, it vanished into thin air Monday, May 09, 2022 7:10:20 PMTwitter Web App
Very important step for the nubs. Gotta make sure they document how to quit vim in this training lab: https://t.co/Ybd9L3ZJRg Monday, May 09, 2022 3:48:22 PMTwitter Web App
@jaewunz @azurelunatic @justice4shmi Well, after going for testing, they concluded "I was able to hold a job and I turned out to be pretty successful, so I couldn't possibly have ADHD" So no stims.

Yes, that's true, but they never considered that life events took significantly more effort than neurotypicals. Rude.
In reply to @jaewunz's tweet
Friday, May 06, 2022 6:15:48 PMTwitter Web App
@justice4shmi Everyone is different, and always seek real medical advice, but in my experience, Strattera is straight up garbage only good for giving you bad breath and increasing resting heart rate & BP. Made me a jerk too. I'm much better off without it
In reply to @justice4shmi's tweet
Friday, May 06, 2022 1:26:08 PMTwitter Web App
@notshenetworks It's impossible to get properly diagnosed in Ohio. They treat you like a crackhead seeking medications. I legit was told I was fine after months of testing and appointments because "I seemed successful at life, held a job and would otherwise not have if I really had ADHD"
In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet
Friday, May 06, 2022 1:20:48 PMTwitter Web App
Ah Jesus Christ. Look at the fucking stock market. Ah fuck it, let's all get hammered for Cinco Thursday, May 05, 2022 4:23:19 PMTwitter Web App
I hope the ghost of RBG haunts the shit out of any dumbshit, "Christian" politician who is trying to tell women what the fuck they can do with their own bodies https://t.co/kVvmkN816n Thursday, May 05, 2022 4:18:36 PMTwitter Web App
Dude this place sucks balls. I'm not learning a goddamn thing, I'm using tech stacks I hate, half the fucking teams are in time zones where we can't collaborate, and when you ask for help no one fucking helps or trains you Thursday, May 05, 2022 1:18:38 PMTwitter Web App
Bill O'Reilly is a pile of shit, but he's not the most wrong here: https://t.co/U8fM5JYU6a

While the US can yeet Putin and turn the entire Kremlin into a crater, it's not really wise to start WWIII
Wednesday, May 04, 2022 10:17:51 AMTwitter Web App
This shit's never going to end https://t.co/QBSJcKSBDw Tuesday, May 03, 2022 1:41:14 PMTwitter Web App
@JoshMandelOhio You're an asshole
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Tuesday, May 03, 2022 1:30:32 PMTwitter Web App
@notshenetworks This 1996 clip holds up so well today https://t.co/mpUxXdt3Pa
In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet
Tuesday, May 03, 2022 11:08:12 AMTwitter Web App
@AjitPai Aren't you a Trumpublican? Why you posting CNN articles, doofus? I thought it was fake news
In reply to @AjitPai's tweet
Monday, May 02, 2022 9:51:05 AMTwitter Web App
Pixel 4 face unlock is completely broken in Android 13 Beta 1 Thursday, April 28, 2022 2:37:00 AMTwitter Web App
gdit I'm fuckin garbage at typescript and I hate it Thursday, April 28, 2022 2:33:25 AMTwitter Web App
Bitch, stop telling me my YAML is not well-formed. Your mom's not well-formed Thursday, April 28, 2022 2:19:21 AMTwitter Web App
Whoever is responsible for doing this to this poor, innocent boy, even if it was another kid, needs to be immediately put foot first, very slowly through a wood chipper https://t.co/jHosFppn0p Thursday, April 28, 2022 2:15:18 AMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer I use Notepad++ for this exact purpose. It's tabbed and you don't even have to save the files. It saves a session file https://t.co/iZl949hl0l
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Wednesday, April 27, 2022 12:18:00 PMTwitter Web Twitter Web AppApp
@Nextdoor Can you seriously fix the garbage UX where it's very easy to expand the like button and accidentally react to a post while scrolling through the feed on mobile?
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Wednesday, April 27, 2022 9:38:11 AMTwitter Web App
Bruh, you need to relax and not bawl in tears over "what Musk's takeover can mean for you" It's just Twitter. It's just a job. There are other jobs. There are more important real world problems. This isn't shit you cry over ffs

https://t.co/bSbAXTo1IW
Wednesday, April 27, 2022 9:32:13 AMTwitter Web App
I have no patience for fuckin anything anymore. Work, stuff at home, idiot drivers... Wednesday, April 27, 2022 9:21:14 AMTwitter Web App
In a few weeks, I am going to be all alone for 7 whole days and I DONT EVEN THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKING EXCITED I AM FOR THIS Tuesday, April 26, 2022 3:39:19 PMTwitter Web App
@notshenetworks Nextdoor is as toxic as it gets. It borders Twitter, and the number of Karens on there taking everything to political extremism is out of this world.
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Tuesday, April 26, 2022 11:47:30 AMTwitter Web App
Hey Elon you wacky bastard. When are you gonna make DOGE go to the moon, because my $100 I bought of it is now worth $30 atm.

https://t.co/NqrrG1tBFe
Tuesday, April 26, 2022 11:44:41 AMTwitter Web App
Fucc Russia and their bitch ass ways https://t.co/UwHf3Prkca Monday, April 25, 2022 10:10:16 AMTwitter Web App
These dumb assholes wonder why when they're paying over $30 million an episode for season 4 of Stranger things. I mean, it's a good show but not that good. https://t.co/tlCZdbOvYN Friday, April 22, 2022 12:22:44 AMTwitter Web App
Lol. Fuck em. The world should just be able to help themselves to Russian energy for free without paying. That's what they get for being pricks and doing war crimes https://t.co/hudTGTXn5P Thursday, April 21, 2022 10:14:44 AMTwitter Web App
I literally have no idea what I do at work anymore. No one knows anything, no one helps, no one trains. Tuesday, April 19, 2022 11:55:01 AMTwitter Web App
Can't someone just off Putin? Guy's gotta go Tuesday, April 19, 2022 9:56:29 AMTwitter Web App
JFC. I updated Home Assistant last week and it broke fucking everything Monday, April 18, 2022 3:06:38 PMTwitter Web App
Good. Someone kept sticking all this idiot cult stickers all over signs in my neighborhood and I've ripped every single one of them down the instant I saw them https://t.co/kskKXhA48N Monday, April 18, 2022 2:22:40 PMTwitter Web App
The FUCK is MLB scheduling games for 11am EST on a Monday. Kind of shit is that. Messing with my fantasy team lineup Monday, April 18, 2022 11:58:14 AMTwitter Web App
Yes you got this wrong. I'm telling the truth here Twitter. Geez, Elon needs to take this shit over, it's gone to the birds (see what I did there? I'm so punny) https://t.co/LD4XgLvMic Thursday, April 14, 2022 3:56:37 PMTwitter Web App
@karenkasler Breaking: Ohio politicians are morons
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Thursday, April 14, 2022 3:55:13 PMTwitter Web App
@NetSecNick @_sysengineer I like Microsoft as of late, but I just can't get Hyper-V to work correctly for anything. I figured it was built it and I'd use it because it was part of the OS, but it caused all kinds of probs with a Win 11 VM. VMWare for me just works for local test VMs
In reply to @NetSecNick's tweet
Thursday, April 14, 2022 2:48:54 PMTwitter Web App
An A-Bomb! From Matsui!
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, April 14, 2022 2:27:28 PMTwitter Web App
When I saw John Sterling trending on Twitter, I thought he kicked the bucket, but it's just everyone making fun of him for calling a fly-out as a home run, which he does multiple times every season

"It is high! It is far! It isssss gonnn--- caught at the wall!"
Thursday, April 14, 2022 2:27:16 PMTwitter Web App
JFC node.js is a cocksucking piece of shit Thursday, April 14, 2022 1:52:27 PMTwitter Web App
2022: "Don't hold cash because inflation is 8%"
Also 2022: "Crypto, Securities & 401(k) are all down 15%"
Tuesday, April 12, 2022 3:41:55 PMTwitter Web App
This place is annoying the ever-loving piss out of me today. I'm gonna go pick up dog shit and mow my lawn instead of dealing with this noise Tuesday, April 12, 2022 1:09:20 PMTwitter Web App
It's mind-boggling how freakin' dumb these outsourced engineers are. Like actually unfit to be in technology and lack any kin d of basic aptitude Tuesday, April 12, 2022 12:39:47 PMTwitter Web App
iCloud's web app is being a piece of shit right now and i need to find my goddamn work phone https://t.co/XY4RgAKUQd Tuesday, April 12, 2022 9:53:11 AMTwitter Web App
I mean if these dumb mf-ers want to pay an Engineer IV salary to sit here and create user accounts that a 19 year old intern could do for 30k/year, that's their problem Tuesday, April 12, 2022 9:41:26 AMTwitter Web App
I hate what my job turned into and I hope I can trick them into keeping me around until all my packages and shit cash out because otherwise I really don't belong here Monday, April 11, 2022 12:30:39 PMTwitter Web App
So Jesus was an alien?!?!?!?

https://t.co/fXsbWWKPvB
Friday, April 08, 2022 5:40:09 PMTwitter Web App
For fucks sake MLB players are weak fucking assholes. My ONLY good pitcher injures himself on opening day. Cuncel the fucking season https://t.co/DedCd0QOyf Friday, April 08, 2022 4:00:08 PMTwitter Web App
@YESNetwork IMMEDIATELY NO. https://t.co/mbxx60tbGX
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Friday, April 08, 2022 1:43:17 PMTwitter Web App
Hey look, it's time for baseball. Let's see if the @YESNetwork streaming app is still as shitty as it was last season Friday, April 08, 2022 1:40:53 PMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer I'd say use .NET 6, but it's gov't so you're probably using a really old .NET framework if I were to guess
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Monday, April 04, 2022 5:58:43 PMTwitter Web App
Let's talk about ceiling textures. There are only two acceptable textures: completely smooth, or knockdown. Anything else, especially popcorn ceilings, look like asshole Monday, April 04, 2022 2:14:46 PMTwitter Web App
BAHAHAHAHAH. I mean, when have any of the orange cocksucker's business ventures ever not failed miserably. Guy's a chief fraud: https://t.co/SXzdv8gXx8 Monday, April 04, 2022 12:32:40 PMTwitter Web App
Putin and the Russian military are literally dumb motherfuckers. Like who actually thought it would be a good idea to drive tanks through a nuclear wasteland?

Welp. Guess they'll die

https://t.co/rLqfTcugxU
Friday, April 01, 2022 12:54:20 PMTwitter Web App
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/WRnRu5yHS0 Tuesday, March 29, 2022 9:38:44 AMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer https://t.co/KqO0QnlUVu
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Monday, March 28, 2022 9:43:13 PMTwitter Web App
Yo @madebygoogle @rosterloh Stop focusing so much on Snapchat for Pixel feature drops. No one uses that shit anymore. It's a dumb ass app. Seriously, how much are they paying you to promote their dumb platform? Few people care about Snapchat. Work on something cooler. Jeez. https://t.co/pJdCZ4oqSw Monday, March 28, 2022 4:53:28 PMTwitter Web App
I'm doing my taxes and this is enraging me. Anything under $5 should be ignored. I have to do all this useless shit to report fucking pennies in tax exempt income on a state by state basis so it adds of to 55 cents. This is why the system is bullshit, people. https://t.co/ibKoQGXR9u Thursday, March 24, 2022 10:29:49 PMTwitter Web App
LMAO the pair of balls on Putin to just steal Kraft's Superbowl ring so nonchalantly and then the US forced him to say it was a gift. This is a bananas storyhttps://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nba/vladimir-putin-stole-a-super-bowl-ring-from-robert-kraft/ar-AAVsduk Thursday, March 24, 2022 1:15:30 PMTwitter Web App
@mustang_sarah Actually, I've discussed this before: https://t.co/1BkPaMQ3X7
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Wednesday, March 23, 2022 4:58:13 PMTwitter Web App
@mustang_sarah @CumberdickB I have a book of nursery rhymes and it's immediately obvious which ones are of British origin
In reply to @mustang_sarah's tweet
Wednesday, March 23, 2022 3:24:59 PMTwitter Web App
OMG @madebygoogle THANK YOU for fixing the fingerprint reader in the March patches. It actually doesn't suck anymore. This was my number one complaint, and now it's great! Haven't seen any lag or mis-reads at all Tuesday, March 22, 2022 10:28:09 AMTwitter Web App
Obviously a lab leak in China... You don't just have a brand new lab built to study respiratory viruses, then have employees get mysteriously sick, then hide shit from the world. Sorry.

https://t.co/Z4mARVcwzf
Monday, March 21, 2022 11:30:03 AMTwitter Web App
I love how dems and people are getting all up in arms about how quickly gas goes up but doesn't go down as quick... Just invest in oil and share their profits to make up for the higher gas prices. Duh. Monday, March 21, 2022 11:26:18 AMTwitter Web App
I am so punny without even realizing it. Holy crap, I didn't even mean to do this https://t.co/QKF4sfGscA Friday, March 18, 2022 11:07:18 PMTwitter Web App
OK, I'm going to have to take a break from here because everything is pissing me off and my tweets are beyond out of control, even though they're all very factual Friday, March 18, 2022 11:05:21 PMTwitter Web App
What a GD loser. This guy literally got into a fist fight with an old dude at a Republican debate and called him a pussy. God would love that. You fucking hack @JoshMandelOhio https://t.co/mTBjcxsYq9 Friday, March 18, 2022 11:01:37 PMTwitter Web App
@JoshMandelOhio Bruh you literally almost got into a fist fight with some old dude at a debate and called him a pussy. Get the FUCK out.

You don't represent my values.
In reply to @JoshMandelOhio's tweet
Friday, March 18, 2022 10:57:56 PMTwitter Web App
They are forgiven. Handled the case very well from a customer support perspective. Kudos Google for making it right. πŸ‘
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, March 18, 2022 10:53:52 PMTwitter Web App
@TIME I'm sorry, but I shouldn't have to drive less because Putin decided to be a fuckin asshole.

And I'm all for being green and transitioning off fossil fuels, but that shit takes time and you need to be rich to do green energy atm
In reply to @TIME's tweet
Friday, March 18, 2022 10:14:49 PMTwitter Web App
I'm on with fucking google support about how their Pixel case is a piece of shit and yellowing and peeling after only 3 months and they asked me for my IMEI.

Fuck does that have to do with anything. It's a gd case. The case doesn't have an IMEI.

I'm actually done with them
Friday, March 18, 2022 10:06:36 PMTwitter Web App
I can't do my taxes yet because my asshole investment guy didn't send me a finalized 1099. I have some half ass estimated version that is going to change.

1) I want my gd refund. I don't believe in loaning the US interest free money
2) IRS is backlogged, so it's gonna take ages
Friday, March 18, 2022 9:38:57 PMTwitter Web App
HEY MARJORIE, you stupid bitch. You're banned on here for being an asshole so I can't @ you, but I hope anonymous fucks you all up https://t.co/zst6XO6lDI Friday, March 18, 2022 10:01:58 AMTwitter Web App
Warren Buffett is an asshole buying billions of dollars in Occidental Petroleum. He did it, so I was like "that billionaire cracker knows what he's doing" So I bought some too. And of course it's in the red.

But it's all for the long term
Wednesday, March 16, 2022 6:41:31 PMTwitter Web App
@bibliocommons Are you kidding me right now with this? Explain to me how a 4 character password is secure in the year of our lord 2022 and why your system forces 4 character passwords. https://t.co/1rzcm0jjYS
In reply to @bibliocommons's tweet
Wednesday, March 16, 2022 2:11:47 PMTwitter Web App
What kind of ridiculous ad is this? Who actually designs this and thinks it's a good idea? I thought I was looking at a vagina https://t.co/XNFRtC8s5u Wednesday, March 09, 2022 10:51:58 PMTwitter Web App
You can't NOT say which states got hacked. I need the idiots called out! How are you getting log4j hacked when the entire industry flipped out how serious it was. Zero excuses. Cero. Expose these jokers now- the people deserve to know. https://t.co/bbpzPHOjan Tuesday, March 08, 2022 11:56:37 PMTwitter Web App
@TheStemGroup @_sysengineer j/k https://t.co/6Z6OcLHGzv
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Tuesday, March 08, 2022 4:50:53 PMTwitter Web App
@Ourand_SBJ This is a bunch of horse crap and greed. We don't need exclusive online only streaming rights. Baseball is garbage these days. RIP MLB. Cancel idiot Manfried
In reply to @Ourand_SBJ's tweet
Tuesday, March 08, 2022 2:03:05 PMTwitter Web App
@PhillyG411 @TimGreg20 Brandon didn't raise the gas prices. Drilling and supply was cut during the pandemic and when demand came soaring back, capacity was not raised. Now oil companies would rather increase shareholder profits than drill more. Russian oil is only a few percent of what the US imports
In reply to @PhillyG411's tweet
Tuesday, March 08, 2022 2:00:49 PMTwitter Web App
@JJFromTheBronx They are 100% focused on shareholder returns. Warren Buffett just scooped up billions of dollars of Occidental Petroleum. Oil investments have been awful for a decade and companies flat out admitted they don't care about world tensions and won't increase output.
In reply to @JJFromTheBronx's tweet
Tuesday, March 08, 2022 11:14:07 AMTwitter Web App
Prediction: gas prices will hit $7.50 in Ohio in the summer, and $9+/ gallon in California Monday, March 07, 2022 10:14:30 PMTwitter Web App
Yeah, seems legit. I'm gonna blind hire this jagoff with an https://t.co/RSMUuHnBFE email address to build me a mobile app https://t.co/z0XWJdP9aY Monday, March 07, 2022 11:32:09 AMTwitter Web App
@TheRobertHatton Well besides the fact that tweet was entirely batshit, how's Truth Social working out for you? Their inept engineering team can't seem to scale it, so all 15 users on there are just circle jerking about how Biden rasied our gas prices Monday, March 07, 2022 10:27:07 AMTwitter Web App
I'm out of vinegar, but they say baking soda and vinegar. I even washed my hands in coffee grinds which helped a little but I need to stop smelling this perfume-y shit or I'll yack
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, March 07, 2022 9:48:44 AMTwitter Web App
A plug-in air freshener tipped over and spilled its oil all over the place and I was like wtf is that intense smell - it's not even plugged in.

And once that shit's on your hands, it is IMPOSSIBLE to get rid of the smell

I washed my hands like 10 times and it's strong as ever
Monday, March 07, 2022 9:47:55 AMTwitter Web App
And then outsourced the entire thing to India. You idiots. What could possibly go wrong?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, March 03, 2022 10:43:55 PMTwitter Web App
Also, they wasted their time and can all eat a bag of dicks because my maintenances don't cause outages. They were like "wait, really? It worked?"

Yes it worked, you imbeciles. I don't fuck things up. You destabilized the platform by moving a 15 yr old monolith to the cloud
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, March 03, 2022 10:43:32 PMTwitter Web App
I love how all the gd suits showed up to my routine maintenance last night because our platform is an unstable piece of shit and they don't trust any of us. Here I am rolling in late like it's nbd and when I got there, there were like VPs and shit watching me Thursday, March 03, 2022 10:42:18 PMTwitter Web App
@Ozmosis711 @ky9 🀣
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Wednesday, March 02, 2022 3:25:13 PMTwitter Web App
omg people on Nextdoor are so stupid. A thread complaining about automated grocery store checkouts led to this idiot responding to someone who brought up Ukraine.

Allegedly, the US is being invaded and we don't even know where these people are coming from? Which galaxy?!? https://t.co/YxWeJfyECA
Wednesday, March 02, 2022 12:37:07 PMTwitter Web App
I'm being a gd reckless savage right now. I'm over here bypassing PRs, rewriting git history and force pushing to main at 11PM at night Monday, February 28, 2022 11:18:09 PMTwitter Web App
This actually broke me https://t.co/dre86GVIcI

Like I actually couldn't handle it. I have a baby girl. They were only getting groceries. Her wounded dad was right there. She was wearing unicorn pajamas.

Send Putin foot first through a wood chipper
Monday, February 28, 2022 7:38:44 PMTwitter Web App
I fucking hate TypeScript.
I fucking hate TypeScript.
I fucking hate TypeScript.
I fucking hate TypeScript.
I fucking hate TypeScript.
I fucking hate TypeScript.
I fucking hate TypeScript.
I fucking hate TypeScript.
I fucking hate TypeScript.
I fucking hate TypeScript.
Monday, February 28, 2022 7:02:37 PMTwitter Web App
This put me into a fucking MOOD today because it works like shit with Elasticache and something super simple gave me the runaround and I want to punch the fucking person who picked this shit over Terraform
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, February 28, 2022 7:01:21 PMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer This isn't your server so I can speak my mind, and it looks like we'll agree. He's a dummy that's followed by Barstool bros or delusional Trumpists
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
Monday, February 28, 2022 12:00:46 PMTwitter Web App
I just saved you stupid fucks $3000/month, now where's my bonus Thursday, February 24, 2022 11:00:01 PMTwitter Web App
fuggoff with this shit. I'm enjoying the waning pandemic: https://t.co/JzQoLp55qy Tuesday, February 22, 2022 2:50:29 PMTwitter Web App
Jesus Christ, @SlackHQ get your shit together Tuesday, February 22, 2022 11:07:31 AMTwitter Web App
Our DB team has a dev DB stack that's sized to be prod-like, except it's not even really used and is almost $2000/month in EBS volumes and half the attached instances are powered down. The FUCK do they think they're doing? Monday, February 21, 2022 9:19:54 PMTwitter Web App
I CANNOT wait for Truth Social to launch so I can troll the absolute shit out of it Monday, February 21, 2022 10:04:34 AMTwitter Web App
I mean... The poor guy inherited a gd mess from a psychopath, but on the other hand, the fact that we thought a senile old white man was the best choice is another problem.

https://t.co/ZFkEtGRZed
Friday, February 18, 2022 11:09:02 AMTwitter Web App
Fuckin Putin needs to cut out this Ukraine shit. Will you fuckers just smoke a blunt and chill? It's making all my energy prices too expensive Friday, February 18, 2022 10:25:28 AMTwitter Web App
jfc my natural gas bill was bullshit this month. Friday, February 18, 2022 2:10:53 AMTwitter Web App
Opened up my powershell core profile and found a blast from the past and me being me (a grumpy bastard) https://t.co/VgiKF13gru Friday, February 18, 2022 1:56:42 AMTwitter Web App
Hello Sidney. Whatcha worried about? Some incriminating phone calls that day? You muppet-faced prick? You're all going down https://t.co/TtwT2wm0q9 Thursday, February 17, 2022 9:46:23 PMTwitter Web App
There is no explanation for how much I fucking hate working with TypeScript Thursday, February 17, 2022 5:49:16 PMTwitter Web App
Welp, took an online test and it told me I'm an asshole who doesn't trust anyone https://t.co/Lbrj9QhfuN Wednesday, February 16, 2022 12:06:41 PMTwitter Web App
Man fuck this entire place. I'm done. It's now my entire goal to stay here only to take as much as I can from them and give as little as possible. Then they can all eat a bag of dicks Tuesday, February 15, 2022 10:33:39 AMTwitter Web App
@notshenetworks I hate those dreams. Literally used to have recurring dreams where my teeth are rotting and brittle and I'm pulling them out in fractions. So unsettling and seems so real at the time
In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet
Tuesday, February 08, 2022 3:04:53 PMTwitter Web App
"Sry, I used to be a Nazi and I also hid child abuse scandals. Can you forgive me so I can go to heaven now tho?" -Joseph Ratzinger / Pope Benedict XVI

https://t.co/6XLmZbGS23
Tuesday, February 08, 2022 12:45:16 PMTwitter Web App
I just started working 20 minutes ago and it didn't take much to put me in a foul mood. I'm immediately annoyed at all of our bullshit and we have a team in India working overnight that doesn't do a gd thing and ignores all alerts and now I have to clean up their shit Tuesday, February 08, 2022 9:56:39 AMTwitter Web App
Technology themed political incorrectness. https://t.co/Q10KxtU0HI Sunday, February 06, 2022 11:40:41 PMTwitter Web App
Damnnnn, Americans are stupid af: https://t.co/y8JcnWNMT0

Insurance companies should deny all covid related claims if you aren't vaccinated. Why should they have to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for imbeciles to be on ventilators for weeks at a time when it's preventable
Sunday, February 06, 2022 10:47:42 PMTwitter Web App
I'm concerned about me sometimes. Like give my gd deficient brain the strongest amphetamines that exist and I might actually become a normal person
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, February 03, 2022 1:27:45 AMTwitter Web App
And as soon as the poison control person answered, I found the raspberry with the pills tucked in it on the other side of the counter and was like "whoops, false alarm. I thought I ate some of my dog's medicine in a raspberry but then I just found it. ✌ out"
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, February 03, 2022 1:24:09 AMTwitter Web App
So about that time I had to call poison control on myself because I had allegedly eaten 100mg of my dog's Lasix (diuretic / water pill) that I hid in a raspberry because I also started snacking on raspberries and am a scatterbrained asshole. Thursday, February 03, 2022 1:18:06 AMTwitter Web App
I scrape data from a web app that has no API for offline processing. They were trying to be cute by CloudFlare banning my curl requests, but I just switched instances and modified the request to pretend to be Firefox Wednesday, February 02, 2022 5:59:15 PMTwitter Web App
I just accidentally paid off my entire phone which was interest free for 2 years because I set up autopay wrong and now my checking account is fucked and I'm not getting paid for two weeks. Tuesday, February 01, 2022 11:53:58 AMTwitter Web App
Everything's annoying the fuck out of me today Tuesday, February 01, 2022 11:40:49 AMTwitter Web App
Annnnd tomorrow I'll sleep Tuesday, February 01, 2022 3:07:47 AMTwitter Web App
Need to test batch updates
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, February 01, 2022 2:25:37 AMTwitter Web App
Does my new importer work? Tuesday, February 01, 2022 2:25:26 AMTwitter Web App
I always end up staying up way too late dicking around with the Twitter API for no good reason Tuesday, February 01, 2022 2:18:30 AMTwitter Web App
And why the fuck can't Postman easily use refresh tokens for OAuth 2? Shit's been a feature request for over two years, and every time my token expires, I need to go through the entire flow again Monday, January 31, 2022 5:05:47 PMTwitter Web App
Fuck TypeScript. I hate this bullshit Monday, January 31, 2022 5:03:04 PMTwitter Web App
TIL that Gen Z doesn't understand leet speak, and I've never felt older in my life (question prompt was what words/phrases do you want to see come back) https://t.co/Zfcy9ZNBeG Friday, January 28, 2022 5:39:25 PMTwitter Web App
πŸ’©poopπŸ’©

(that is all)
Friday, January 28, 2022 2:52:11 AMTwitter Web App
I need this here tweet to see if my code is working Thursday, January 27, 2022 2:59:45 PMTwitter Web App

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