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@madebygoogle @rosterloh Will you do this already? Why have ratchet OEMs implemented this but Pixel has not? "Adaptive charging" is laughable and I want a charging limit.

How do you expect these devices to last 7 years with people abusing their batteries? https://t.co/UyVolQpMF4
In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet
Monday, June 17, 2024 12:17:53 AMTwitter Web App
Dan Altavilla you fucking cocksucker. You broke the hand of my best fantasy player? My team is 1-12 and you literally took out the only breath of life on my team Sunday, June 16, 2024 11:25:58 PMTwitter Web App
@RachelCoyleOhio @jenniferforrep GROSS Jennifer: Explain yourself
In reply to @RachelCoyleOhio's tweet
Thursday, June 13, 2024 3:45:49 PMTwitter Web App
Remember if you're mad about Elon making likes private, head over to BlueSky Wednesday, June 12, 2024 5:26:10 PMTwitter Web App
@crisisofconsc How about the New Outlook icon redesign, lol https://t.co/0bmfe1IJYB
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Tuesday, June 11, 2024 5:17:18 PMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer Adderall really doesn't work anymore now, does it?
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Tuesday, June 11, 2024 4:12:13 PMTwitter Web App
Read the channel rules, dickhead https://t.co/nvSKjZQrZl Tuesday, June 11, 2024 4:09:44 PMTwitter Web App
@dana_marlane @GregAbbott_TX MUH ROADS. How else are they going to make up for lost gasoline tax than to punish people for being green.
In reply to @dana_marlane's tweet
Monday, June 10, 2024 12:00:43 PMTwitter Web App
@thehelpdeskgirl I was fully expecting to get Rickrolled by that QR code when I saw it was a YouTube link
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Thursday, June 06, 2024 1:46:51 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose Bru can't we name these bills something other than HB1 and HB2? You name all these shits the same to deliberately confuse us, clown
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Wednesday, June 05, 2024 12:13:01 PMTwitter Web App
@KeithFaber Your mom will be overturned in appeals.
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Friday, May 31, 2024 5:25:18 PMTwitter Web App
@ohiogop @ChairmanAlex Stuff it, Alex. While we do indeed have a brainless senile old fart in as a leader right now, your dumbass cult is malicious and worse.
In reply to @ohiogop's tweet
Friday, May 31, 2024 5:22:12 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose Maybe he wouldn't scream death to America if we historically didn't meddle and shit on the middle east grubbing for oil and giving unwavering support to genocide Israel because, ya know, America doesn't like brown people.
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Friday, May 31, 2024 5:19:54 PMTwitter Web App
Y'all - I just want to make one quick DNS change, but our infra code pipeline takes 13 minutes to run + requires an approval.

Then they wonder why everything takes forever 		Friday, May 31, 2024 11:04:41 AMTwitter Web App
What is this ridiculous shit
@PayPal
Surely there are better ways to beat bots with impossible captchas that are absurd for actual real humans to solve. My account uses a hardware security key. That should bypass the captcha Horseshit UX https://t.co/5RvLZ0fsnp 		Tuesday, May 21, 2024 8:11:11 PMTwitter Web App
Looked up a NY Pizza spot in LA.

That's not fuckin NY style pizza. IDK wtf that is. Looks like it came out of a freezer. This place needs to immediately remove New York from their business name. It's a lie https://t.co/xeHsXEppq5 		Friday, May 17, 2024 3:20:07 PMTwitter Web App
@FoxxOnTheRocks Athena is broken. 160 lbs of crazy https://t.co/8o38jq2bng
In reply to @FoxxOnTheRocks's tweet
Thursday, May 16, 2024 12:09:57 AMTwitter Web App
It's not like anyone would want to bang these old crones anyways https://t.co/NTwgwi9eDi Thursday, May 16, 2024 12:04:27 AMTwitter Web App
BRB. Recovering from the day and a half outage I caused by listening to fucking DBAs and their bitch ass ways Wednesday, May 15, 2024 6:20:59 PMTwitter Web App
@nancyalice1 @GovMikeDeWine @FranDeWine @ImaginationOhio Oh no! Free books! I'm appalled. God forbid we educate the children! They might grow up to become hippie liberals
In reply to @nancyalice1's tweet
Tuesday, May 07, 2024 3:40:50 PMTwitter Web App
I love dogs, but Pomeranians are yippy rat dogs. I said it Monday, April 29, 2024 11:09:43 AMTwitter Web App
@GovMikeDeWine But they'll shame you should you choose to terminate the pregnancy. Hey, at least it's allowed.

Suck it @FrankLaRose and give us our $20 million back
In reply to @GovMikeDeWine's tweet
Monday, April 22, 2024 6:25:02 PMTwitter Web App
Stellar kill btw. Mad props. Whoever did it needs to hang in my yard more and get the rest of them. Got it clean by the neck. Maybe it was a Chupacabra https://t.co/L4n8PavbDo
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Monday, April 22, 2024 6:22:26 PMTwitter Web App
Some cat/fox/coyote murdered a bunny in my yard. I'm not sad about it - those fuckers eat all my flowers and cause a ruckus

Too bad it's not closer to the election so I could dump it next to someone's shitty Trump 2024 sign https://t.co/LvWyOXXA6B 		Monday, April 22, 2024 6:20:43 PMTwitter Web App
@NASAJPL @NASAVoyager This is so exciting! Good job team!
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Monday, April 22, 2024 1:46:32 PMTwitter Web App
@DanielW_Kiwi Because micropeen men are threatened by intelligent women.
In reply to @DanielW_Kiwi's tweet
Monday, April 22, 2024 1:39:08 PMTwitter Web App
@GovMikeDeWine You have ZERO right tweeting about Earth Day when your ass is all entangled in the First Energy Scandal. You fraud
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Monday, April 22, 2024 1:34:44 PMTwitter Web App
@ScooterCasterNY @yyeeaahhhboiii2 Isn't this the guy who said the National Guard should shoot at students? Like Kent State 2.0? I wonder why he got fired. Everyone knows it's quite anti-semitic when you call for a massacre of college kids, amirite?
In reply to @ScooterCasterNY's tweet
Monday, April 22, 2024 1:24:48 PMTwitter Web App
idgaf that the guy who invented gifs pronounces it with a J like the peanut butter. He's wrong

It's a hard G. It's not jraphics interchange format, dummies 		Sunday, April 21, 2024 11:48:18 PMTwitter Web App
The fucking phone still has over $1000 left that I have to pay on it and it broke already. Now they're going to send me someone's broken refurbished piece of shit
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Sunday, April 21, 2024 11:20:08 PMTwitter Web App
They're lucky I really don't like iPhones, because after the piece of shit abomination that was the Pixel 6 Pro (broke so many times I ran out of insurance claims), I should have never gotten another Pixel again. But I did. And it lasted 6 months before fucking up
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Sunday, April 21, 2024 11:19:25 PMTwitter Web App
Rick Osterloh is getting huge promotions over at Google, and I'm about to warranty claim my Pixel 8 Pro because the fast charging no longer works, and I've tried 4 different cables and 3 different PD bricks

These Pixels are pieces of shit. 6 months, this one lasted. 		Sunday, April 21, 2024 11:17:31 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose I can either vote for a dementia patient or a cult-leading criminal... I'd rather have the dementia patient...

Y U S his D? He didn't even endorse you
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Saturday, April 20, 2024 4:39:40 PMTwitter Web App
Taylor Swift dropped a new album or something. Why do I have to work? It should be a national holiday Friday, April 19, 2024 10:28:00 AMTwitter Web App
@GovMikeDeWine @LtGovHusted You cranks you knew about FirstEnergy. My electric bill is too high, gentlemen. Wtf is wrong with you guys.
In reply to @GovMikeDeWine's tweet
Friday, April 19, 2024 9:26:31 AMTwitter Web App
@pattnaikpratik @LanceUlanoff The answer is 80 minutes.
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Thursday, April 18, 2024 3:37:24 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose Frankie Boy, cut it with the publicity stunts. Still, no one likes you
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Tuesday, April 16, 2024 9:45:32 AMTwitter Web App
@Ticketmaster has a piece of shit system. Maybe tell me that my session timed out before I filled out a form and got directed back to the login page and had to do it all the fuck over again.

Basic UX for fucks sake
In reply to @Ticketmaster's tweet
Monday, April 15, 2024 3:26:11 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose Can't believe they wasted their time, energy and raw materials making you that plaque
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Friday, April 12, 2024 5:46:22 PMTwitter Web App
Happy Friday to ya, you guys https://t.co/swSrcIS1L4 Friday, April 12, 2024 12:37:50 PMTwitter Web App
@DaveYostOH You literally dismissed rape allegations from a 9 year old girl as a political ploy. Rot in hell
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Friday, April 12, 2024 10:48:21 AMTwitter Web App
@crisisofconsc I feel like you'd have to yolo try it just because. I'd try anything once, why not. I had a kangaroo slider once
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Friday, April 12, 2024 10:29:37 AMTwitter Web App
I just ate two Sheetz breakfast sausage egg and cheese bagels like a fat fuck Friday, April 12, 2024 10:27:58 AMTwitter Web App
@ohiogop https://t.co/33KJHIctSR
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Thursday, April 11, 2024 11:20:12 AMTwitter Web App
@JonMFleetwood https://t.co/wRBZBuwlAS
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Thursday, April 11, 2024 12:34:44 AMTwitter Web App
@jenniferforrep What a god damn ignoramus
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Thursday, April 11, 2024 12:31:06 AMTwitter Web App
@lcrecchie Here's a good timeline and place to start: https://t.co/6prQZrv1EY

It was not yet updated about Randazzo
In reply to @lcrecchie's tweet
Thursday, April 11, 2024 12:05:59 AMTwitter Web App
RT @lcrecchie: an Ohio bill - so corrupt two of the people responsible for it are in jail for it and two others have literally taken their… Thursday, April 11, 2024 12:04:45 AMTwitter Web App
This is so incredibly idiotic... Who is the bright one who decided that we MUST use two level subdomains as custom domains? CNAMES exist, you know. Why not let us use any domain/subdomain we validate?

@Atlassian @Confluence https://t.co/92sFP6ZMQ0 		Wednesday, April 10, 2024 11:55:12 PMTwitter Web App
@LtGovHusted 50k around a major city, and you're still poor AF in this inflationary economy. Not good enough. 100k or more
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Wednesday, April 10, 2024 5:32:16 PMTwitter Web App
Keep this name in your mind and pray for his safety: Sam Salehpour

If this man ends up dead, @boeing was most likely behind it 		Wednesday, April 10, 2024 5:25:24 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose @GovMikeDeWine As a father of three young girls, you don't realize how idiotic you sound when your party supports this kind of bullshit: https://t.co/abyUYvGqhL
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Wednesday, April 10, 2024 4:35:13 PMTwitter Web App
@GovMikeDeWine @GovernorShapiro ❌Ranked most corrupt state
❌HB6 Scandal. YOU KNEW
❌ Gerrymandering out of control
❌Corrupt SOS @FrankLaRose wasting 20 million on special elections that HE BANNED
❌@DaveYostOH thought a 9 year old girl made up her rape story

GET LAWST
In reply to @GovMikeDeWine's tweet
Wednesday, April 10, 2024 1:16:43 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose Frankie Boy! How's Sam Randazzo doing?
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Wednesday, April 10, 2024 12:32:22 AMTwitter Web App
@Coach1984 Reduce your empathy for shitty people. Don't feel horrible. Dude 100% did this to himself. He didn't have to be corrupt and he didn't have to escape once he was caught.

My electric bill is through the roof from this scandal and I have 0 cares about this guy whatsoever
In reply to @Coach1984's tweet
Wednesday, April 10, 2024 12:30:40 AMTwitter Web App
HAHAHAHAHAH! Maybe don't be corrupt so you don't have to kill yourself to avoid prison. 👋 bye asshole- thanks for making my electric bill more expensive

https://t.co/UnmJhZYvtZ 		Tuesday, April 09, 2024 11:22:30 PMTwitter Web App
@GovMikeDeWine My electric bill is too high, Michael. Talk to me about First Energy and HB6, ya corrupt crank
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Tuesday, April 09, 2024 11:14:46 PMTwitter Web App
Atlassian products are fucking garbage. I said what I said Tuesday, April 09, 2024 6:35:13 PMTwitter Web App
This is SO full of shit. AEP Ohio's price per kwh is an absurd 11 cents per kwh. My supplier is 6 cents. So unless it's going to be below 6cents/kwh, I'm not saving shit @AEPOhio https://t.co/UhCjT9paQe Friday, April 05, 2024 9:08:48 PMTwitter Web App
@JonHusted Worry less about the federal government and more about @PUCOhio fucking raising rates every 5 minutes.

You trump cultist asshole
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Friday, April 05, 2024 9:06:51 PMTwitter Web App
Seriously go fuck yourselves. https://t.co/L9fiHlsYVc
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Friday, April 05, 2024 8:58:48 PMTwitter Web App
@GovMikeDeWine @PUCOhio Hey shitheads: My energy costs are through the roof. WTF do you have to say for yourselves? And House Bill 6. And Larry Householder. Corrupt fucks. Eat a dick https://t.co/ofuKdbHQE3
In reply to @GovMikeDeWine's tweet
Friday, April 05, 2024 8:57:53 PMTwitter Web App
@firewallfox100 People be weird and cray. You have a legal team? That's dope lol
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Friday, April 05, 2024 7:30:37 PMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer Do your nephews have this book? https://t.co/f8492FG2ZG
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Friday, April 05, 2024 7:29:06 PMTwitter Web App
@HouseholderOH Die in prison
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Friday, April 05, 2024 7:27:57 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose FRANKIE BOY! What about Larry Householder, Randazzo and First Energy! What about the $20 million special election?

Your whole party is the party of corruption. Ohio ranked most corrupt state. You support an orange fraud for prez. Are you surprised? Are you literally that dumb?
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Friday, April 05, 2024 7:07:51 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose @OhioState FRANKIE BOY! I work in tech. I'm so happy I can register for this and also heckle you.
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Friday, April 05, 2024 7:05:04 PMTwitter Web App
Everything is annoying the shit out of me today Friday, April 05, 2024 3:19:32 PMTwitter Web App
@chompie1337 I am the master at never ever responding to recruiters
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Friday, April 05, 2024 12:40:23 PMTwitter Web App
@HeroDividend Get the fuck out of here. What about people grilling outside? This cannot be an official HOA post. This is a mental patient bitching to the community about nonsense
In reply to @HeroDividend's tweet
Friday, April 05, 2024 10:37:00 AMTwitter Web App
Jesus Christ. This is a literal PR I did because the shit I'm working on is so legacy, it's from back in the day when we didn't use woke branch names like main rather than master https://t.co/tArxgHgDXK Wednesday, April 03, 2024 6:31:18 PMTwitter Web App
@crisisofconsc I will absolutely far out of my way to avoid people. I'm selectively introverted in the sense that I don't mind talking to some people, but would walk a mile out of my way to avoid others
In reply to @crisisofconsc's tweet
Wednesday, April 03, 2024 6:28:37 PMTwitter Web App
Senile Joe cannot be issuing these statements while at the same time continuing to support and send weapons to Israel

Take your pick. An old senile imbecile or an old deranged lunatic. We're so fucked 2024 😪 https://t.co/7y2VTbo5Xi 		Wednesday, April 03, 2024 12:09:54 AMTwitter Web App
How to start internet argument:

"Israel is a terrorist state. Prove me wrong" 		Tuesday, April 02, 2024 11:54:21 PMTwitter Web App
I went to do my fantasy baseball lineup and who the FUCK does a 2PM monday game.. I went to take out this weak injured bastard and he's locked

Fucking MLB. I'm such a shitty team owner https://t.co/e92VPkh5Am 		Monday, April 01, 2024 2:18:48 PMTwitter Web App
My mom keeps sending me these creepy AI Jesus videos and she's gotta stop because it's so gd creepy. Literally a picture that's been AI animated to talk. This is some religious boomer shit, because if you send it to 10 people before midnight, you get an extra blessing 🤦‍♂️ Monday, April 01, 2024 12:57:20 AMTwitter Web App
@ohiogop @berniemoreno https://t.co/iTZBCScLKh
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Saturday, March 30, 2024 3:14:45 AMTwitter Web App
Yankees down 3-0 to the cheating Astros in the first inning of opening day. Then they ground into a double plays twice with the bases loaded. Cancel the season. Thursday, March 28, 2024 5:21:20 PMTwitter Web App
typescript and node.js suck a cock Thursday, March 28, 2024 2:11:41 AMTwitter Web App
@Windows When are you going to fix this kind of bullshit already? https://t.co/Oq3HYeckmR
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Monday, March 25, 2024 5:43:42 PMTwitter Web App
@crisisofconsc Do I see a Dell Dimension? I had the 8200 in 2001.
In reply to @crisisofconsc's tweet
Monday, March 25, 2024 10:24:34 AMTwitter Web App
@alexengineer10 @its_jef2 Is it just me, or McDonalds is one of the few companies left that has such a killer rewards program. I feel like all others cut them all back with inflation the past few years
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Tuesday, March 19, 2024 2:06:50 PMTwitter Web App
@LaRoseForSenate #BattleFisted
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Tuesday, March 19, 2024 2:05:03 PMTwitter Web App
@crisisofconsc The last episode of the Sopranos was good until it
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Tuesday, March 19, 2024 2:02:53 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose Frankie Boy! Did the Upper Arlington grannies scare you away this time?

The only thing proven is how badly you'll lose. Frank will never hold public office again! PS - give us back our $18 million from the sham special election
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Tuesday, March 19, 2024 1:24:30 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose Frankie Boy! How much are you paying the two brown people to be there?
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Tuesday, March 19, 2024 12:57:19 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose @hughhewitt Oh Frankie Boy! We have such integrity when we ban August special elections and then waste $20 million dollars holding one, and it failed in your face.

You are such a buffoon!
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Tuesday, March 12, 2024 7:02:19 PMTwitter Web App
Just saw some SOTU highlights from yesterday because I don't pay attention to idiot politics anymore. Amphetamines and cocaine really wakes the old man up, I see Friday, March 08, 2024 6:24:14 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose Frankie Boy! You have some pair of balls on you to post about #InternationalWomensDay while your voting record is of utmost disrespect to women, allows them no bodily autonomy and takes their rights away.

GET LAWST
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Friday, March 08, 2024 6:22:39 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose I will stop the mean tweets when you do not hold public office, Frankie Boy
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Thursday, March 07, 2024 2:08:53 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose Not you, Frankie Boy. Def not you!
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
Thursday, March 07, 2024 1:08:23 PMTwitter Web App
@notshenetworks That sounds like some Fox News BS
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Tuesday, March 05, 2024 2:14:28 PMTwitter Web App
There's a very easy solution to this. Anyone too stupid to get a vaccine against a disease that's had a vaccine since like the 60s/70s should just die of the disease and not pass their ignoramus genes to future generations

https://t.co/npVlgAqrcE 		Tuesday, March 05, 2024 1:54:06 PMTwitter Web App
@crisisofconsc I always say you're welcome to people who don't thank me for holding the door for them. This triggers me also
In reply to @crisisofconsc's tweet
Tuesday, March 05, 2024 1:44:16 PMTwitter Web App
@FoxxOnTheRocks You mean to tell me you don't want to see boomers posting this kind of quality content? https://t.co/vwn6JMSI7E
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Tuesday, March 05, 2024 1:32:36 PMTwitter Web App
@notshenetworks How much does it increase? Mine renews and increases every 3 months $10-20. No claims.
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Tuesday, March 05, 2024 1:30:19 PMTwitter Web App
@bestknapp4ever @FrankLaRose @JenaGriswold Hey now, Frank is a jagoff, an Trump doesn't support him, but who cares if he wore a mask. I mean, no one really wears them anymore but whatever happened to "don't tread on me"
In reply to @bestknapp4ever's tweet
Tuesday, March 05, 2024 10:51:43 AMTwitter Web App
@ohiogop @ChairmanAlex This has nothing to do with Ohio
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Tuesday, March 05, 2024 2:09:44 AMTwitter Web App
@GOPJosh20 @FrankLaRose Like the rest of your party, he's a corrupt jagoff so what did you expect? Trump blatantly didn't endorse him and LaLoser still S's his D.

Don't worry, Frankie Boy will never hold public office again. I know this for a fact.
In reply to @GOPJosh20's tweet
Monday, March 04, 2024 6:04:45 PMTwitter Web App
What's the appropriate way to use my 20x creeper zoom to take cute pics of my kid at the playground from far away, without all the moms thinking I'm creeping on them? Monday, March 04, 2024 2:56:16 PMTwitter Web App