119 results for Windows


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I've always been a fan of PowerShell, and thought I was nifty with this one script... TL;DR my Windows VM got corrupted and I didn't want the bloat, so I ported the script to bash on linux.

Result: bash script is so much simpler and they achieve the same exact thing 😯
Monday, October 06, 2025 11:18:12 PMBlueSky
@sysadafterdark Never used Vista. Went straight from XP to 7. I just remember everyone hating on it. Windows really got solid starting with 8.1 (8 without the start button was absurd)
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Saturday, November 09, 2024 1:28:37 AMTwitter for Android
My gd windows and their broken seals 😒 https://t.co/BizbueHx4y Friday, June 07, 2024 2:42:08 PMTwitter for Android
@Windows When are you going to fix this kind of bullshit already? https://t.co/Oq3HYeckmR Monday, March 25, 2024 5:43:42 PMTwitter Web App
@Microsoft @Windows How do I disable this annoying prompt? I only want to use a Security Key. I have no interest in using my mobile device as a security key.

Workaround is to hardware disable bluetooth in device manager which is positively idiotic. https://t.co/DOPKIP20ed
Wednesday, February 28, 2024 1:27:14 PMTwitter Web App
Will you @Windows fuckers fix the GD Windows 11 bug where the desktop icons disappear if you use multiple desktops? How do you let blatant shit like this exist for months on end? Jesus Christ.

https://t.co/MPDFGVxd8g https://t.co/Majeipu4ql
Friday, January 19, 2024 12:04:44 AMTwitter Web App
@EngineerJusti We used to containerize our ADO build agents on EKS, but there was an issue with windows containers, so now we use EC2 auto scaling groups to scale our on prem build agents. Yaml pipelines, and git hooks calling husky for linting
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Thursday, January 11, 2024 10:01:45 AMTwitter for Android
Like is this a Windows bug? I notice this badly in Slack and Discord Native Windows apps

https://t.co/LdJdLDQPaA
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Sunday, December 10, 2023 10:29:52 PMTwitter Web App
Someone tell me wtf is wrong with Windows 11's spell checker. It sucks BALLS. Any app that uses the OS native spell checking makes piss poor suggestions:

IE - dont (with no apostrophe suggests don'ts)

traffiv --> triffid (rather than traffic)

@Windows
Sunday, December 10, 2023 10:25:02 PMTwitter Web App
@alexengineer10 @RayRedacted Time to switch to Windows. This is built in with Windows Key https://t.co/XrrHsWJfPV
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Wednesday, November 15, 2023 2:59:48 PMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer Ma'am... Use Powershell to create OS native dialog boxes. Windows XP dialogs are deprecated:

[https://t.co/bgO03ucaWO.Forms.MessageBox]::Show("Windows cannot find the file.`nWould you like some wine instead?","File Missing", "YesNo" , "Warning" , "Button1")
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Monday, October 30, 2023 12:58:13 PMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer Windows 11 blue screened on me 5 times the week I first got a new laptop with it. Windows 10 blue screened on me once ever

This is coming from a weather guy who's wrong all the time 🤣
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Sunday, September 24, 2023 7:54:02 PMTwitter for Android
@JenMsft @WXChris13 Nice. Is there a way to show seconds on the sidebar when clicking on the clock, not show it on the taskbar? (Windows 10 behavior)?
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Friday, July 21, 2023 8:00:29 AMTwitter Web App
@Microsoft @msexcel The fact that this bullshit still happens in 2023 is enraging. All you need to do is set up a network printer using WSD and then power it off and open a file and it'll take 1 minute and freeze like it's Windows 95. Fuckssake fix this bullshit https://t.co/lQXp8jaFu4 Friday, March 31, 2023 10:46:16 PMTwitter Web App
@EngineerJusti Windows, bone in and Red Bull are all correct. I'm indifferent about Coke/Pepsi. Windows has to be in light mode except for VS Code. But dark mode on my phone.
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Wednesday, July 13, 2022 1:51:25 AMTwitter for Android
@_sysengineer I can't believe it still targets .NET 2.0. You really have to try hard to get that kind of legacy stuff working on modern Windows Server OSes
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Saturday, July 09, 2022 9:08:24 PMTwitter for Android
@crisisofconsc I boycotted Windows Vista in college. XP --> 7
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Thursday, June 30, 2022 9:26:23 AMTwitter Web App
WFH all alone, windows wide open, and I just got caught by someone walking by screaming Michelle Branch songs at the top of my lungs Wednesday, June 16, 2021 3:44:08 PMTwitter Web App
Is there a way to get a @SharePoint calendar into the native @Windows 10 native calendar app or Web based Outlook?

It's archaic AF and I only see instructions for desktop Outlook. No one under 40 should be using that clunky ass software
Monday, April 05, 2021 10:37:40 AMTwitter Web App
There is no best browser anymore. You just have to use what is native for the best battery optimization. Chrome is a clunker, but wins on Android. Use Edge if you use Windows and Safari on Mac's or iPhones
https://t.co/GqOeK5xIlX
Sunday, March 07, 2021 7:52:17 PMTwitter for Android
@Windows @Microsoft @windowsinsider This really bothers me. I know Windows 10 and Windows Server probably share some components but this lacks polish https://t.co/LVHUxNy2Xx Monday, February 08, 2021 11:39:13 AMTwitter Web App
Crashing at my parents old ass house and they got new windows. Which is very convenient for me to open secretly at night without crazy noises, because, use your imagination... Wednesday, February 26, 2020 12:35:45 AMTwitter for Android
The point of sale in this bar has the Windows XP screensaver up

Jesus Christ, 🇨🇦
Monday, August 12, 2019 1:10:32 AMTwitter for Android
Fucking Microsoft and it's Windows 10 updates 1) Deleting people's files 2) Intel pushing bad audio drivers through Windows updates

Why? They are more concerned with stupid fucking features like 3D paint.

Get the fuck out of here. Will you assholes release stable shit?
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Monday, October 29, 2018 1:35:11 AMTwitter for Android
Google Chrome is a piece of shit browser. It's fucking slow. It's a memory hog. Boy how it's gotten shitty in 10 years. it sucks at HighDPI support on windows. Both Firefox and Edge are faster.

@googlechrome FUCKING DO BETTER
Wednesday, September 05, 2018 1:28:19 PMTwitter Web Client
Who's on the @Windows DPI team? You're all fired. https://t.co/vJpoLDdFsa Wednesday, June 27, 2018 2:51:26 PMTwitter Web Client
The Slack Windows 10 app is a piece of shit Wednesday, May 16, 2018 12:48:54 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Google Chrome Sucks Balls at Multi-Monitor/ Multi-DPI Settings on Windows 10 https://t.co/3jootIQ3iW Tuesday, March 27, 2018 6:25:49 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Hey @SIRIUSXM: y'all players need to optimize your Windows Store app. By no means should an audio stream use 30% of my CPU and 350 MB of RAM https://t.co/zVGJLYv2uA Friday, August 25, 2017 1:38:23 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm a sleep deprived idiot... I just tried to do math in the Windows file path bar as if it were a browser: https://t.co/nROsPAtqoL Tuesday, August 15, 2017 1:12:15 AMTwitter Web Client
How about this Just Smiles dentists office stealing the Windows 10 flag logo https://t.co/QpbhsSduqF Sunday, May 21, 2017 2:56:23 PMTwitter for Android
Windows 10 Creators update... Y U SO unstable? Dafuq is this, Windows 98? System locks up after entering a bad pw? Come on. Thursday, May 18, 2017 8:02:03 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm all for Windows 10 and staying up to date and shit, but MSFT is annoying af with how persistent they bug me to install feature updates Monday, May 15, 2017 10:04:10 PMTwitter Web Client
@Windows Why does my key repeat rate keep changing to be slow. Also, the setting in the control panel is busted https://t.co/x9YGcZw4Kt Thursday, March 02, 2017 10:13:25 AMTwitter Web Client
Windows 10 sucks a cock because of its slow assed key repeat rate. Drives me up the wall. https://t.co/x9YGcZNFC1 Thursday, March 02, 2017 10:11:29 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin Antivirus and IT policy management software made my CPU 100% after installing Windows updates and I uninstalled the FUCK out of them Monday, December 12, 2016 4:29:48 PMTwitter Web Client
Yo @googlechrome: Fix ya Canary Windows x64 build. It crashes within seconds of launching. Friday, October 21, 2016 11:03:28 AMTwitter Web Client
Dear @Windows. Would be nice if your fuckin OS didn't hang trying to reboot every time and I didn't have to pull my battery Friday, September 16, 2016 9:15:34 AMTwitter Web Client
Aero shake is the stupidest fuckin Windows feature of all time: https://t.co/O10A6VBY3W Thursday, September 08, 2016 12:05:22 PMTwitter Web Client
git commit -am "Why would you ever save an nginx config with Windows line endings?" Wednesday, April 27, 2016 1:40:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Absolute horseshit that these morons are comparing Windows 10 to Vista. Win 10 is a very solid OS: https://t.co/x6rdoVze7n Saturday, March 26, 2016 11:59:45 AMTwitter for Android
Have 32 bit VM and the official redis Windows port is x64 only, so I compiled it as x86 myself. Enjoyyyyyyyyyyyyy Tuesday, March 22, 2016 9:47:39 PMTwitter Web Client
Yo @Microsoft, <3 you guys but @Skype 7.18.0.109 is a crashy, unstable piece of crap on Windows 10. k thx bye Thursday, January 21, 2016 12:27:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Microsoft Edge is pretty tight. Like, > Chrome. Attn Apple Fanboys: I'm about to be a @Windows fanboy. How you like it now? #Windows10 Friday, January 08, 2016 1:44:43 AMTwitter Web Client
I don't think you actually understand my new appreciation for trees. Fantastic Windows 10 lock screen spotlight pic. https://t.co/Tc6k8GV7eR Friday, January 08, 2016 1:26:44 AMTwitter Web Client
The Windows bluetooth stack is a raging piece of shit Monday, November 09, 2015 12:12:29 AMTwitter Web Client
Anyone else notice that PCs (Windows 8/10) suck balls with Bluetooth devices? Like they rarely connect and always fuck up. Someone fix it. Monday, October 12, 2015 9:59:36 AMTwitter Web Client
This is pissing me off. When you do 'git rev-parse HEAD' in windows, it outputs a line break but not in linux. DAFUQ Thursday, October 01, 2015 4:30:38 PMTwitter Web Client
@Windows 10 + @Skype are being cocksuckers right now. When someone sends you a skype image, it asks you which program to use EVERY TIME. Monday, August 31, 2015 5:50:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Test tweet from Windows 10 client Friday, August 14, 2015 8:04:08 PMTwitter for Windows
Why the fuck does Windows 10 keep automatically installing the "Get Office" app. I uninstalled it twice and I already have office. GTFO Tuesday, August 04, 2015 10:13:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Everyone go ahead and crash everyone's Skypes by sending this string from a Mac or Windows 8 client

http://:
Wednesday, June 03, 2015 10:54:17 AMTwitter Web Client
Ya fuked up. Windows aren't aligned bro #3WTC http://t.co/sEs8JSyfKj Tuesday, May 19, 2015 12:37:39 PMTwitter for Android
Just uninstalled iTunes, Bonjour, Apple Mobile Device Support and Apple Updater. Shitty assed Windows programs I don't need anymore. Thursday, April 30, 2015 8:39:25 PMTwitter Web Client
It's 2015. How about Windows Explorer doesn't fucking hang when a mapped drive isn't available. BEEN AN ISSUE SINCE THE 90s FIX IT Tuesday, March 24, 2015 2:10:08 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin Windows updates broke my Anyconnect VPN. Pieces of shit. Wednesday, February 11, 2015 12:46:48 PMTwitter Web Client
Thunderstorms in lower Manhattan =. Everyone stand by the windows and watch 1WTC and hope it gets strick by lightning Tuesday, July 15, 2014 2:21:12 PMTwitter for Android
The Windows command line is fucking convoluted. https://t.co/odTrJlwuhS Shit takes like .5 seconds in Python or bash Thursday, June 26, 2014 1:40:22 PMTwitter Web Client
Trying to use curl on the Windows command line is a bitch and a half. Works in 2 seconds in cygwin... Convoluted ass syntax on windows. Tuesday, June 24, 2014 11:38:28 AMTwitter Web Client
Cockiest signature ever, said no one ever: "Sent from my Windows Phone. Which is better than your iPhone." Except I work with this dude... Tuesday, May 06, 2014 9:38:33 AMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: Bill Gates Couldn't Even Figure Out Windows 8 http://bit.ly/1lBVy7W Thursday, February 06, 2014 2:25:40 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
First tweet from the Windows 8 App. This shit is pretty cool Thursday, January 30, 2014 2:23:51 PMTwitter for Windows
The POS in this bar is running on Windows XP. For fucks sake. It's 2014, not 2002 Sunday, January 26, 2014 12:48:57 AMTwitter for Android
Windows 8 weather app thinks it's 82 degrees in New York. FOR SURE NOT. It's less than the reciprocal of 82... http://t.co/Bmnk8BLp2e Friday, January 24, 2014 5:43:31 PMTwitter Web Client
Gabe, I don't give a fuck about how you keep a Windows XP VM around.. Shut up Wednesday, January 08, 2014 11:17:59 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @stoolpresidente: The dude at best buy who sold me this Windows 8 computer is a felon Thursday, November 21, 2013 8:02:59 PMTwitter for Android
Disable UAC: REG ADD HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\System\ /v EnableLUA /t REG_DWORD /d 00000000 /f Monday, September 16, 2013 4:04:12 PMTwitter Web Client
What the fuck happened to the Windows 8 Foursquare app? It got pulled? The eff, Microsoft. Wednesday, August 28, 2013 9:11:04 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin Windows 98 was more stable than our system Tuesday, August 27, 2013 8:03:53 PMTwitter for Android
#fail typed ipconfig on Linux. Typed ifconfig in Windows... =( Monday, August 12, 2013 10:13:27 PMTwitter Web Client
WHY IS IT IMPOSSIBLE TO MOVE FILES AND SUBFOLDERS IN WINDOWS FROM THE FUCKING COMMAND LINE OR POWERSHELL. CUNTS Tuesday, July 30, 2013 12:01:12 PMTwitter Web Client
Our building really needs to turn off this fucking Windows 3.1 dinging fire alarm Thursday, July 25, 2013 4:29:07 PMTwitter Web Client
But why the fuck would php remotely think it's a good idea to ship short_open_tag set to Off by default on Windows? Friday, April 19, 2013 12:21:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Really Windows 8??? I haven't seen a computer look up that badly since Windows 98 Friday, April 19, 2013 1:35:24 AMTwitter for Android
The fuck is this bullshit... Windows 8 equivalent of a BSOD http://t.co/xlFCBhywPF Friday, April 12, 2013 1:16:45 AMTwitter for Android
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. How did IE10 magically appear on my WINDOWS 7 computer? Friday, March 22, 2013 1:57:06 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @BadPointer Just found out about http://t.co/pvII6376cc This is just what Windows needed. Tuesday, March 12, 2013 5:41:59 PMTwitter Web Client
Phewwww. That was a fucking close one... Protip: Careful when doing Windows Updates on production servers Tuesday, March 12, 2013 9:55:24 AMTwitter Web Client
Trying to connect to a linux server from SSH within windows using a batch file and VBS because your CI is buggy can http://t.co/xAuvFaUvqo Monday, March 11, 2013 4:22:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Gio: "I did Windows Update for the first time since like, 1987" Monday, February 11, 2013 3:46:33 PMTwitter Web Client
Feel like a new man. Got a big boy SSD, Windows 8, Office 2013 (thx BizSpark) and a new phone case/screen protector! Friday, November 09, 2012 12:29:43 AMTwitter Web Client
I want Windows 8 and a new SSD Friday, October 26, 2012 10:31:02 AMTwitter Web Client
Dr. Joe... Hacking Windows passwords since '03 Friday, September 07, 2012 12:09:15 PMTwitter Web Client
How you know you're fuckin shot: I just called my Dunkin Donuts coffee "Windows Coffee" Thursday, June 28, 2012 11:03:44 AMTwitter Web Client
"Windows 98 first edition was a festering sphincter of suck" - Christina Monday, June 04, 2012 10:43:15 AMTwitter Web Client
Pretty sure our building fire alarm system runs on Windows 3.1 The fire alarm is the exact Windows 3.1 ding sound: http://t.co/T0mv8qK Tuesday, May 29, 2012 11:02:21 AMTwitter Web Client
So THAT'S how you add aliases to a Xampp Apache Server: It was easy on Linux but I couldn't figure it out on Windows: http://t.co/CQLB1bc Tuesday, February 21, 2012 12:41:17 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu DUDE... Windows XP is like.. an antique. It's borderline useless in 2012. Upgrade, mang
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Tuesday, February 14, 2012 9:39:58 AMTwitter Web Client
Windows updates you cocksucker. How dare you reboot without earning in the middle if me ranting about sopa and pipa Thursday, January 19, 2012 12:39:33 AMTwitter for Android
I've been using bash for so long that I am so lost in a Windows command line. I keep typing ls and it took me like 3 mins to remember dir Tuesday, December 06, 2011 12:02:23 AMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu They only support linux, but it's your server, so if you can hack windows on virtualbox on there, go for it.
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Thursday, November 10, 2011 4:45:26 PMTwitter Web Client
Pet peeve: Greasy assed smudges all over train windows. Wash your filty assed hair, people and dont lean on it. Friday, October 28, 2011 8:53:50 AMtxt
New blog post: Quick Text Pasting Windows App (Because I'm a Lazy Ass) http://t.co/1pJlU8D Monday, September 26, 2011 1:25:27 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Well that was interesting... How the fuck are you supposed to quit apps? Windows 8 is so radically different, I had no idea how to use it. Friday, September 16, 2011 10:40:16 PMTwitter Web Client
Booting Windows 8 Dev Preview in a virtual machine. The suspense is killing me Friday, September 16, 2011 10:09:56 PMTwitter Web Client
It's cool to know that Windows 8 is generating as much buzz on the interwebs as Apple announcements usually do. Wednesday, September 14, 2011 1:42:59 AMTwitter Web Client
Welp, looks like I can't use Windows Server 2008 as a VPN server AND a web server. That extra incoming connection screwed up port 80 binding Monday, September 05, 2011 10:18:00 PMTwitter Web Client
Installed Windows Server 2008 R2 on my dedicated SSH box. A great upgrade from XP. Now it feels more like an official server. </tool> Wednesday, August 10, 2011 3:31:18 PMTwitter Web Client
#myfirstpc Packard Bell Force 447CD 75mhz pentium, 8mb of ram, 1mb video card, 2 2x cd drives, 1gb harddrive. Windows 3.1 Monday, May 09, 2011 10:47:32 PMTwitter for Android
In a day or so, my laptop will be running Windows Server 2008 R2. I run this machine as a dedicated server. So why does It still have XP? Wednesday, April 27, 2011 12:31:11 AMTwitter Web Client
@MrHazel On Windows? It's a snap on Ubuntu Saturday, March 19, 2011 1:41:07 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: What The Fuck, Firefox on Windows 7 http://bit.ly/gjvLAF Wednesday, January 05, 2011 2:25:04 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Please explain to me how I just lost Aero out of the blue and all my windows went solid? Sunday, September 26, 2010 1:01:54 AMTwitter Web Client
WOW. Don't try to overclock your video card by 200MHZ. Locked up and corrupted my Windows profile. Mad hacks to get it back. All recovered. Thursday, August 12, 2010 9:08:49 PMTwitter Web Client
I really want windows 7 on my laptop, but after extensive testing, the shitpile really can't handle it. Saturday, June 19, 2010 6:10:41 PMtwidroid
My windows are drafty as fuck with this wind. Heat's on 67 for the night and it's 62 in my room... Good thing I like the cold Tuesday, December 29, 2009 5:14:07 AMTwitter Web Client
after an hour of using windows 7, I don't know how I'm going to switch back to Windows XP Sunday, December 20, 2009 12:43:13 AMtxt
I blame my shitty laptop for bad drivers. It's all working. Windows 7 is the secks Saturday, December 19, 2009 8:24:07 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm gonna tint these fucking windows to keep two annoying fucks from bothering me in my office when i'm trying to do work. Wednesday, September 09, 2009 9:09:35 PMtxt
Laptop is useless. Shuts of from overheating when playing any game that raises the CPU to 100%. Can't wait for Windows 7 & a new one... Saturday, June 27, 2009 12:11:28 AMTwitter Web Client
Getting SSH to authenticate using public keys on windows is a pain in the ass... Thursday, June 25, 2009 10:14:36 PMTwitter Web Client
Awesome! Recompiled an open source Rubick's cube solver to work on windows using CGI and apache. </geek> Now for Yankees/Sox... Wednesday, June 10, 2009 6:54:42 PMTwitter Web Client
COOL. It would be helpful if AIM didn;t take 4 years for the windows to appear Wednesday, May 27, 2009 11:01:44 PMTwitter Web Client
AIM 6.9 beta 3: SO much faster than b2, which was laggy when opening windows and clunky. Also, the return of the AIM running guy icon. Sweet Thursday, March 26, 2009 1:49:20 AMTwitter Web Client
Today's Firefox trunk build is a disaster and is less stable than Windows ME. Tracemonkey merge FTL... Friday, December 12, 2008 11:12:10 AMTwitter Web Client
The taskbar icon is non existant in today's Firefox trunk build, and the default windows icon is driving me crazy. It's so confusing. Tuesday, December 09, 2008 3:15:37 AMTwitter Web Client
The neighbors really need to shut their windows whenever they decide to blaze the weed up. It reeks in my house Saturday, October 04, 2008 5:15:27 PMtwhirl
I hate how people next door smoke on the porch and make my house reek when I have the windows open Friday, October 03, 2008 6:19:51 PMtwhirl
Yeah fuckin laptop speakers dont work but headphones do. It's a windows issue, the speakers worrk in ubuntu. Yay for reformat soon... Friday, September 12, 2008 10:04:48 PMtwhirl

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