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@FrankLaRose What have you done for East Palestine, Frankie Boy?
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 Wednesday, August 16, 2023 4:30:00 PMTwitter Web App
@LaRoseForSenate They're attacking you because you're a clown and a fool, Frankie Boy!
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 Wednesday, August 16, 2023 4:23:33 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose FRANKIE BOY! Your false idol, Donald Trump was golfing, ya clown
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 Wednesday, August 16, 2023 4:21:17 PMTwitter Web App
@GovMikeDeWine MICHAEL... Love how you're silent on Issue 1 failing. You weasel. You know it was shitty and you supported it because you had to, but mostly kept your mouth shut on it because you knew deep down it was stupid AF
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 Wednesday, August 09, 2023 3:34:32 PMTwitter Web App
@LaRoseForSenate FRANKIE BOY! YOU OWE OHIO MILLIONS OF DOLLARS. When are you going to repay us for your fraud election?

How does it feel to be aLoseR and a failure?
In reply to @LaRoseForSenate's tweet
 Wednesday, August 09, 2023 3:32:43 PMTwitter Web App
@MehekCooke YOU LOST. What a waste of money.

Also, suck it
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 Wednesday, August 09, 2023 12:18:44 AMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose It's not about getting outspent, FRANKIE BOY! You sound like a MAGA puppet in your boo boo hiss hiss letter full of absurd scenarios.

People of Ohio with common sense saw this as corrupt, power grabbing bullshit.

Smell ya later Frank aLoseR
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
 Wednesday, August 09, 2023 12:16:26 AMTwitter Web App
@LoLoPatriot85 @ohiogop Vote yes so a couple old white boomers can tell YOU what to do with your body. Freedom!
In reply to @LoLoPatriot85's tweet
 Tuesday, August 08, 2023 2:21:52 PMTwitter Web App
Ohio people: Get out and vote NO ffs Tuesday, August 08, 2023 2:20:45 PMTwitter Web App
@ohiogop Great day for a handful of FUCK NO votes from my household
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 Tuesday, August 08, 2023 1:04:21 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose FRANKIE BOY! You're quoting a pube-faced garbage supreme court justice
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 Monday, August 07, 2023 2:35:14 PMTwitter Web App
@SadPanda33 @NRO @FrankLaRose he's a bag of piss
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 Monday, August 07, 2023 2:31:00 PMTwitter Web App
@NRO @FrankLaRose Correction: It would improve the political process for these crooked bastards. Not for the people og Ohio

Fuck off with issue one Frankie Boy!!!
In reply to @NRO's tweet
 Monday, August 07, 2023 2:30:05 PMTwitter Web App
@dolan4ohio @55KRC @brianthomas1 @taxreformer MATTHEW. Dummy. You know in your corrupt little heart a yes vote is bullshit and you're just drinking the GOP Kool Aide to take people's rights away.

You have the nerve to run for Senate? Pushing for a vote that takes the people's voice away? Fuck outta hea
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 Monday, August 07, 2023 12:23:24 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose @CforCatholics @VoteYesOhio Hundreds of old white people enjoy supporting corruption and taking their rights away 🤦‍♂️
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 Monday, August 07, 2023 11:57:41 AMTwitter Web App
How about it. Guy beats his wife, and they let him back no sweat, then he ends up pitching a perfect game, but drinks a little booze and they cancel him... The ups and downs on this dude are wild and he's only 30 https://t.co/wCeTSh1SuR Thursday, August 03, 2023 12:00:29 AMTwitter Web App
@crisisofconsc Microsoft's identity management is the worst thing ever when you're logged in with multiple accounts. Absolutely enraging. Also doesn't help that there are like 3 "don't do this step next time" screens for every login
In reply to @crisisofconsc's tweet
 Wednesday, August 02, 2023 11:46:43 PMTwitter Web App
@dolan4ohio SIR! How can you talk about honest leadership and then push a Yes vote on Issue 1? A literal power grab influenced by MAGA radicals
In reply to @dolan4ohio's tweet
 Wednesday, August 02, 2023 11:39:55 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose FRANKIE BOY. What a waste of money! You're a failure. This initiative is a failure. You're corrupt sir!
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 Monday, July 31, 2023 5:52:04 PMTwitter Web App
@AdamCBird Such a boomer move that the person taking the pic has their finger partially covering the lens
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 Monday, July 31, 2023 11:30:14 AMTwitter Web App
@GopOttawa BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAH

No.
In reply to @GopOttawa's tweet
 Monday, July 31, 2023 11:26:27 AMTwitter Web App
I'm so woke I got pissed off when 23andme updated their algorithm and I got less black Monday, July 31, 2023 11:26:03 AMTwitter Web App
@AlchemistJedi @CuyahogaGOP @berniemoreno Don't have mixed feelings. This is a power grab and influence from out of state billionaires to take our voice away. Even if the 60% seems like a good idea, it was rushed to the August ballot after Ohio Republicans voted to remove August elections. Hypocrisy at its finest.
In reply to @AlchemistJedi's tweet
 Friday, July 28, 2023 12:34:24 AMTwitter Web App
Today I learned, West New York, NJ is an real freakin place in New Jersey. What kinda bullshit is that? Wannabe NY lol

https://t.co/GT83CPP3SD
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Friday, July 28, 2023 12:26:08 AMTwitter Web App
@ohiogop https://t.co/gjic5uoWoO
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 Thursday, July 27, 2023 2:02:29 PMTwitter Web App
@clickforohio @VoteYesOhio You could literally say the SAME exact thing to argue a NO vote

Raise the bar by booting out corrupt morons who try to take away the voice of the majority
In reply to @clickforohio's tweet
 Thursday, July 27, 2023 8:57:55 AMTwitter Web App
@darreldrowland https://t.co/OohroCP0Ju
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 Thursday, July 27, 2023 8:52:52 AMTwitter Web App
Our nuget package provider vanished off the internet, and one of our devs suggested committing 1.5GB of packages into our 10 year old git repo with hundreds of thousands of commits, and I almost cockslapped him on the spot Thursday, July 27, 2023 1:36:56 AMTwitter Web App
@ohiolife @ProtectWomenOH Peter Range here, trying to control your uterus! He's pro birth, but once they're born, fuck em! Make sure not to approve any social programs for them because that would cost too much.

Get lost clowns
In reply to @ohiolife's tweet
 Wednesday, July 26, 2023 6:05:48 PMTwitter Web App
@assembla Are you going to say anything about the MyGet outage going on 24 hours now?

It's DNS, isn't it?
In reply to @assembla's tweet
 Wednesday, July 26, 2023 4:45:05 PMTwitter Web App
@ohiogop @OhioStateFair @LtGovHusted Can't wait to go there and tell you all to eat a bag of dicks for being corrupt and shady about Issue 1 (that will FAIL miserably)
In reply to @ohiogop's tweet
 Wednesday, July 26, 2023 4:21:16 PMTwitter Web App
WTF happened to MyGet? Just vanished off the internet? Our pipelines have been broken all day Wednesday, July 26, 2023 4:17:10 PMTwitter Web App
@JudgeHawkins I love these vote yes crowds. Buncha white ass boomers
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 Tuesday, July 25, 2023 3:39:08 PMTwitter Web App
@ohiogop Can't wait to vote no on this horse shit corruption. Suck it, GOP
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 Tuesday, July 25, 2023 9:20:17 AMTwitter Web App
@AnnaStaver @VoteYesOhio Good. There shouldn't be signs on public property. Fair game to treat them all as trash.

Cannot wait for this hypocritical waste of taxpayer money special election, power grab effort is over and this gets defeated in a landslide.
In reply to @AnnaStaver's tweet
 Monday, July 24, 2023 3:19:51 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose @realDonaldTrump FRANKIE BOY! You are a lunatic!
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 Monday, July 24, 2023 3:15:41 PMTwitter Web App
@OhioSenateGOP 55% is different than 60% and 5% petitions from all counties.

Issue 1 was added as a special election after your dumbass party voted to get rid of August elections because you're now shitting your pants that the majority of Ohioans are against your shitty agenda.

Eat a dick
In reply to @OhioSenateGOP's tweet
 Monday, July 24, 2023 12:11:23 PMTwitter Web App
@matthuffman1 Your opinion piece is garbage

So tell me about Larry Householder and First Energy. You hack. https://t.co/lZd2gX1uAS
In reply to @matthuffman1's tweet
 Monday, July 24, 2023 11:35:27 AMTwitter Web App
@ohiolife @matthuffman1 Your corrupt, illegal election, paid for by Rich Uhlein (out of state special interest) is the problem and is a desperate power grab and attempt to silence the majority.

Also, fuck off for being pro birth but once the kids are born, you don't care about them anymore
In reply to @ohiolife's tweet
 Monday, July 24, 2023 11:31:24 AMTwitter Web App
@asunapg When will the recession start? Everyone's been saying we were about to have a recession any month now for the past year
In reply to @asunapg's tweet
 Monday, July 24, 2023 8:40:42 AMTwitter Web App
𝕏 Monday, July 24, 2023 8:39:56 AMTwitter Web App
I literally did the fucking work for them and they fucked it up
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Monday, July 24, 2023 8:36:49 AMTwitter Web App
The people on my offshore team are so gd dumb, I literally did a PR for them and told them to learn/review/approve. They ignored it all week, and the day before it had to roll out, did a separate PR on their own, incorrectly, and then proceeded to merge mine with conflicts Monday, July 24, 2023 8:36:34 AMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose @VoteYesOhio @ohiogop Frankie Boy! I dare you to knock on my door about this bullshit. Send any vote yes sheeple my way and watch them get eviscerated by logic, anti-corruption and common sense
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
 Monday, July 24, 2023 8:28:03 AMTwitter Web App
Elon Musk's autistic asshole hyper fixating on the letter X like a wacky savant Monday, July 24, 2023 7:33:43 AMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose ...Serving the special interest groups, Frankie Boy!

So tell me how First Energy gave you a nice boost.
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
 Saturday, July 22, 2023 12:52:32 PMTwitter Web App
@FloridaMom24 @GovMikeDeWine @ENERGY Vote yes for corruption and hypocracy! Now go back to the land of Desanctimonius
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 Friday, July 21, 2023 11:19:13 AMTwitter Web App
@GovMikeDeWine @ENERGY Imagine how much we could have modernized the grid if Larry Householder wasn't a fucking corrupt jagoff with HB6.
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 Friday, July 21, 2023 11:15:28 AMTwitter Web App
@Troy_Balderson Troy, issue 1 is garbage and so are you
In reply to @Troy_Balderson's tweet
 Friday, July 21, 2023 11:10:01 AMTwitter Web App
@ashtabulacounty How about this fear mongering bullshit. This is going to fail so hard and your party is a FAILURE
In reply to @ashtabulacounty's tweet
 Friday, July 21, 2023 8:26:45 AMTwitter Web App
@JenMsft @WXChris13 Nice. Is there a way to show seconds on the sidebar when clicking on the clock, not show it on the taskbar? (Windows 10 behavior)?
In reply to @JenMsft's tweet
 Friday, July 21, 2023 8:00:29 AMTwitter Web App
@CCM_OperaMan @ProtectWomenOH Look, I'm on your side to vote no, but I work in tech and this is the address of DomainByProxy, which hides the domain registrant's address. It can be anywhere, including Ohio.

But you are correct. Rich Uhlein is the out of state billionaire funding this bullshit 		Wednesday, July 19, 2023 5:26:21 PMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer What did crazy Nikki do today?
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
 Wednesday, July 19, 2023 3:42:53 PMTwitter Web App
Also if you think anyone is going to spend $1700 on a foldable Pixel that is fragile AF, you all have rocks in your heads
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Wednesday, July 19, 2023 9:50:01 AMTwitter Web App
Start making better phones
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Wednesday, July 19, 2023 9:49:36 AMTwitter Web App
Insurance claiming my Pixel 6 Pro for the third time because the rounded ass screen cracks if you blow on it. This is a piece of shit phone. I literaly bought the 5 on ebay and it's superior. What the fuck @madebygoogle

I skipped the Pixel 7 and will skip the 8 because of this 		Wednesday, July 19, 2023 9:49:15 AMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose This cost a lot of money Frankie Boy! Get ready to lose

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO on Issue 1
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
 Tuesday, July 18, 2023 11:26:12 PMTwitter Web App
WTF do you think the day to day responsibilities of @lindayacc (real housewife of Twitter) are? lmao Tuesday, July 18, 2023 1:04:41 PMTwitter Web App
@EndWokeness Yeah, gun violence is an issue in this country. Calling out the race of the perpetrator or victims does not matter
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 Tuesday, July 18, 2023 9:29:41 AMTwitter Web App
@craig_riedel lol look at all these old boomers with mental decline, easily coerced by the fascist party to give their rights away. Keep drinking the Kool Aide, nuts! #NoOneIssue1
In reply to @craig_riedel's tweet
 Friday, July 14, 2023 6:57:10 PMTwitter Web App
@matthuffman1 You're a DUMMY! Thanks for this waste of a $20 million election to take away the voice of the people to special interests
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 Friday, July 14, 2023 4:07:31 PMTwitter Web App
@samueledrington @We_Are_Ohio https://t.co/2SSg436Nxm
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 Friday, July 14, 2023 12:33:14 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose No one likes you, FRANKIE BOY. Except the brainwashed
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 Friday, July 14, 2023 12:30:52 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose FRANKIE BOY! Do your job. All I've seen you doing is peddling this issue 1 bullshit. You're a LOSER
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 Friday, July 14, 2023 12:30:25 PMTwitter Web App
@MGonidakis @ohiolife @ohiogop @FrankLaRose @VoteYesOhio You should remove "common sense conservative" from your bio because it's not common sense to ban August elections, then be like "just kidding" and spend $20 million to enforce special interest to take people's freedoms away. Nothing conservative about that. Ya joker. https://t.co/ARfYCFY4ZZ
In reply to @MGonidakis's tweet
 Friday, July 14, 2023 12:29:01 PMTwitter Web App
@darreldrowland FRANKIE BOY! You're at it again. I will keep calling you out on here for your bullshit. Issue 1 is ASS. You're a hack
In reply to @darreldrowland's tweet
 Friday, July 14, 2023 12:26:36 PMTwitter Web App
@karenkasler He realized his rules were excluding his brainwashed yes voters, so he had to disregard them to suit his agenda.

Right FRANKIE BOY? @FrankLaRose
In reply to @karenkasler's tweet
 Thursday, July 13, 2023 3:00:26 PMTwitter Web App
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH. GFY asshole. You crooked bastard. Rot in there.@HouseholderOH

https://t.co/lqbqyC9CDy 		Thursday, July 13, 2023 2:55:59 PMTwitter Web App
@ohiogop You're DUMMIES

-Cost taxpayers $20 million
-GOP Banned August Elections but then flip flopped and snuck this in
-Backed by out of state special interests
-Trying to change system for own political gain

Don't be a dummy. Vote no to keep your voices heard
In reply to @ohiogop's tweet
 Thursday, July 13, 2023 2:28:09 PMTwitter Web App
@darreldrowland Could you imagine if they used the $20 million they wasted on Issue 1 to actually feed kids in need, instead of dicking around with a democratic process that's been fine since 1912? #NoOnIssue1
In reply to @darreldrowland's tweet
 Thursday, July 13, 2023 9:39:02 AMTwitter Web App
@mannyguilllen And why would I vote yes for this horseshit bill? Take my freedoms away?
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 Wednesday, July 12, 2023 4:23:12 PMTwitter Web App
@mikeus @ohiogop @VoteYesOhio Protect the constitution from what? You realize this special election wasted $20mil of taxpayer dollars and literally takes power away from the people and puts it into the hands of a minority group, right? Look at you grooming those poor kids into the GOP's party of corruption!
In reply to @mikeus's tweet
 Wednesday, July 12, 2023 4:11:51 PMTwitter Web App
@WXChris13 I NEED THIS. Is this an Insider build?
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 Wednesday, July 12, 2023 4:09:20 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose @NAACP https://t.co/bZsOJF94EK
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 Wednesday, July 12, 2023 4:07:14 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose @OhioEA https://t.co/YM11CPAxPC
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 Wednesday, July 12, 2023 4:07:07 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose @acluohio https://t.co/QLkhII1K1E
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 Wednesday, July 12, 2023 4:07:01 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose @PPAOhio https://t.co/NNCEZaqgmu
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 Wednesday, July 12, 2023 4:06:53 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose @lwvohio https://t.co/JGKNytNxCV
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 Wednesday, July 12, 2023 4:06:47 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose @OHDems https://t.co/ydVhUaTVYN
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 Wednesday, July 12, 2023 4:06:41 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose FRANKIE BOY! You're they hypocrite. You dummy. You absolute crony. How's ya boy Larry Householder doing?

https://t.co/ZwitFVZNAo
In reply to @FrankLaRose's tweet
 Wednesday, July 12, 2023 4:05:53 PMTwitter Web App
@lynnn2112 @AdamCBird @GOPJosh20 A low-turnout special election, costing taxpayers $20 million, attempting to take people's voice away based on out of state mega donors. Requires a supermajority to amend the constitution and takes your voice away. Vote no unless you hate freedom and want small minority rule
In reply to @lynnn2112's tweet
 Wednesday, July 12, 2023 1:25:43 PMTwitter Web App
Cuncel da Yankees! Steinbrenner is spinning in his grave with this shit. A formerly classy org that didn't allow advertising on its uniforms has sold out. This is some Mets bullshit https://t.co/RXI3XethXV Wednesday, July 12, 2023 11:15:57 AMTwitter Web App
@darreldrowland Dave Yost is a chump
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 Wednesday, July 12, 2023 11:09:48 AMTwitter Web App
@LangForOhio https://t.co/KoYDsac7LE
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 Wednesday, July 12, 2023 11:09:09 AMTwitter Web App
@bethvanderkooi You dare mention Larry Householder? The guy who took bribe money to support coal plants in Indiana. He's going to die in prison you hack. You support a felon
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 Wednesday, July 12, 2023 10:24:03 AMTwitter Web App
@bethvanderkooi @VoteYesOhio You dummy! Issue 1 is a special interest.
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 Wednesday, July 12, 2023 10:22:57 AMTwitter Web App
@Rob_McColley Vote yes to suppress the common man! https://t.co/oHBjVjZ9vV
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 Tuesday, July 11, 2023 6:48:12 PMTwitter Web App
@DannoActon @ohiogop @dlusheck @ChairmanAlex Help explain to me why I should vote yes on this issue please
In reply to @DannoActon's tweet
 Tuesday, July 11, 2023 6:47:24 PMTwitter Web App
@TyyRexOfficial Luna:

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In reply to @TyyRexOfficial's tweet
 Tuesday, July 11, 2023 6:45:45 PMTwitter Web App
@GOPJosh20 https://t.co/1midbWa8E5
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 Tuesday, July 11, 2023 2:11:22 PMTwitter Web App
@VoteYesOhio You forgot to limit your replies so you don't get flooded with both Republicans and Democrats who think this is a stupid fucking idea
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Tuesday, July 11, 2023 2:07:39 PMTwitter Web App
@VoteYesOhio ..Protect our constitution from public majority. You fuckwads
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 Tuesday, July 11, 2023 2:06:55 PMTwitter Web App
@sesrob @ohiogop @ChairmanAlex This is not an abortion issue. It's a power grab issue so that a small group of powerful elites have more power.

GOP... Party of small government and don't tread on me. Unless they disagree with the majority, then they need utmost control
In reply to @sesrob's tweet
 Tuesday, July 11, 2023 12:20:21 PMTwitter Web App
@Lives7363320 @ohiogop @ChairmanAlex https://t.co/PSw6onE47k
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 Tuesday, July 11, 2023 12:18:17 PMTwitter Web App
Taylor Swift has to be stopped Friday, July 07, 2023 3:53:56 AMTwitter Web App
@ohiogop @OhioYRs Vote no, you piles of shit. A yes vote takes away everyone's rights
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 Thursday, July 06, 2023 2:18:44 PMTwitter Web App
@JDVance1 Do you even have any good reasons to explain why people should vote yes to take more of our rights away?
In reply to @JDVance's tweet
 Wednesday, July 05, 2023 1:46:40 PMTwitter Web App
@RMerlinDev @TwitterSupport Fair points. Not sure what the next best replacement will tun out to be. It's a company backed by Jack, and that depends if you trust the ATProtocol https://t.co/sW77saO0Gc over Mastodon. Mastodon seems a little too fragmented and complex for non-technical people
In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet
 Wednesday, July 05, 2023 10:07:50 AMTwitter Web App
Twitter now doesn't let you view anything without a login. Elon and that dumb CEO lady Trumparino or whatever her name is are imbeciles Friday, June 30, 2023 3:35:08 PMTwitter Web App
Look this is gonna be an unpopular opinion. While I strongly dislike the MAGA people and radical right, and I get people are in bad situations and crippled by debt, but you can't just go about and blanket forgive debt without causing other economic problems later Friday, June 30, 2023 12:03:05 PMTwitter Web App
@endingwithali This one for me https://t.co/ByFORFDuX5
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 Friday, June 30, 2023 11:57:34 AMTwitter Web App
@RepMTG Marjorie. You're a see you next Tuesday
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 Friday, June 30, 2023 11:51:29 AMTwitter Web App
WOW. The solution to this was to put the goddamn var in square brackets. The fuck. Literally took people 20 seconds to do
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Tuesday, June 27, 2023 2:26:21 PMTwitter Web App
Me RN to ChatGPT, which also sucks at typescript because it cannot solve the issue either: https://t.co/1wsz5ASQHD Monday, June 26, 2023 1:56:06 PMTwitter Web App
Jesus fuckin christ i hate typescript Type 'Input<string>' is not assignable to type 'Input<Input<string>[]> | undefined'. Monday, June 26, 2023 1:45:10 PMTwitter Web App
Why the fuck do you need a PhD to convert a pulumi outputstring to a regular string and why does typescript suck a cock Monday, June 26, 2023 1:26:08 PMTwitter Web App
nothing ever fucking works Friday, June 23, 2023 2:51:45 PMTwitter Web App
I've never seen more of a piece of shit docking station than my work provided @STARTECHdotCOM dock. Absolute trash. Literally 10+ people at my company are having issues. A $250 power passthrough. None of my monitors work. None of the ports work. Friday, June 23, 2023 8:39:19 AMTwitter Web App
Gold credit card backyard full of green trees (what?) Friday, June 23, 2023 1:02:47 AMTwitter Web App
whenever I work with json.dumps() I think of taking a shit Thursday, June 22, 2023 3:46:37 PMTwitter Web App
@libertycorn0123 @GregAbbott_TX I'm not all for that getting pushed on kids in public schools, but the bible is a work of fiction. Don't they usually read fiction in schools... lmao
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 Wednesday, June 21, 2023 11:39:34 PMTwitter Web App
@GregAbbott_TX But not Vagina freedom you gd bitch
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 Wednesday, June 21, 2023 11:37:57 PMTwitter Web App
@elonmusk Jesus fucking Christ Elon, it's not like that
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 Saturday, June 10, 2023 12:59:28 AMTwitter Web App
@GregAbbott_TX Have you considered the wildlife consequences you lame joke shop?
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 Saturday, June 10, 2023 12:44:09 AMTwitter Web App
Atlassian products suck a cock Saturday, June 10, 2023 12:43:12 AMTwitter Web App
@elonmusk Let what sink in? Twitter stinks now?
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 Friday, June 02, 2023 10:23:47 AMTwitter Web App
@notshenetworks What'd you get? Gas, electric or heat pump/electric? Mine's 15 years old and I'm beyond borrowed time, but if it ain't broke, don't fix it because I'm broke
In reply to @shenetworks's tweet
 Friday, June 02, 2023 10:09:32 AMTwitter Web App
My home/car insurance company has some nerve wishing me a happy birthday and can eat a bag of dicks because my rates have gone up $20 every three months with no claims Friday, June 02, 2023 12:19:12 AMTwitter Web App
Happy Pride month. Remember, make Florida gay again!

https://t.co/TpXCBNlWcH

Closet Desantis probably likes it in the pooper lol 		Thursday, June 01, 2023 10:59:39 AMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer https://t.co/iCZ7FD8sdI
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 Tuesday, May 30, 2023 7:48:19 PMTwitter Web App
I fucking hate god damn everything right now Tuesday, May 30, 2023 7:44:55 PMTwitter Web App
fucking typescript with all this typing bullshit

error TS2322: Type 'string | Output<string>' is not assignable to type 'string' 		Wednesday, May 24, 2023 2:06:57 PMTwitter Web App
Jeeeeeeeeeeesus Christ almighty https://t.co/trbFfCSxhQ Tuesday, May 23, 2023 10:20:14 PMTwitter Web App
I just got a case of 24 Bud Light for $6.99 because they're desperate. Look, they're dummies. They pissed off both the anti-trans bigots and the LGBTQ people when they backpedaled.

So no one wants their swill ass beer anymore. But the price was right because the economy sux. 		Tuesday, May 23, 2023 11:16:37 AMTwitter Web App
@firewallfox100 30s are actually better than your 20s
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 Monday, May 15, 2023 5:49:21 PMTwitter Web App
2 Pulumi Bugs
1 Cup 		Monday, May 15, 2023 5:49:03 PMTwitter Web App
@CNN Can die for country at 18. Can't drink. Can't vote until 25? Something doesn't add up. https://t.co/04ozFcCu87
In reply to @CNN's tweet
 Friday, May 12, 2023 3:43:18 PMTwitter Web App
Sorry, I can't take this training video seriously that they're pronouncing routing as "rooting" and router as "rooter"

🇬🇧 is wild 		Monday, May 08, 2023 12:50:21 PMTwitter Web App
https://t.co/lKN9WH8YEi Monday, May 01, 2023 12:34:40 AMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle Pixel 4 Android 13 TP1A.221005.002.B2
Pixel 6 Pro Android 13 TQ2A.230305.008.E1
Both have Google Home 2.67.1.8

Summary: Both Android devices cannot load the camera feed on Wifi (but can on Google VPN or 5G).

iPhone 12 w/ Google Home 2.67.106 works on wifi
In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet
 Monday, May 01, 2023 12:10:35 AMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle It also doesn't work on my Pixel 4 on Wifi but works on iOS on my Wifi network. Makes less than 0 sense. I removed any kind of traffic management or custom DNS.

Literally have no clue what the deal is, but it works on the iOS home app on my Wifi
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Sunday, April 30, 2023 11:58:32 PMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle This is something odd. It works on 5G/LTE but not on my wifi network on My Pixel 6.

I thought it was my custom internal DNS, but I disabled that, and even applied it to my iOS device and that still worked

This is probably beyond the scope of Google support, so I'll keep digging
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Sunday, April 30, 2023 11:44:38 PMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle Interesting. It works on the Google Home web preview. I'm fairly technical and will dig into custom configurations on my Pixel 6 and my network

Thank you!
In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet
 Sunday, April 30, 2023 11:31:39 PMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle LOL. Literally someone from Google Support (via the app) told me it never worked when I swear it used to. Now you're confirming it indeed used to work and I'm not going crazy
In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet
 Sunday, April 30, 2023 11:04:48 PMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle I also saw tons of tweets @googlenest over the past few days of other people having the same issue with the Nest App
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Sunday, April 30, 2023 11:03:52 PMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle No, it works in the Nest app (although I've been having intermittent delayed notifications and timeline events loading, but that seems to work now)

But has not worked in the Google Home app for over a week. And yes, I have the latest patched Android 13, Pixel 6 Pro & updated app
In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet
 Sunday, April 30, 2023 11:03:25 PMTwitter Web App
I hope when Google needs to lay off more imbeciles, that Rick Osterloh takes my tweet into a meeting room of all these dickhead product designers pushing out utter shit and says "do the fuck better" Sunday, April 30, 2023 11:00:08 PMTwitter Web App
I am going HAM on Google Nest support for being a shitty beta product with no leadership or direction, and some poor marketing guy named "John" in India has to listen to my nonsense Sunday, April 30, 2023 10:54:07 PMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle How is this acceptable for a (declining) tech leader such a Google? I'm paying Google a lot of money for Nest Aware. I don't want to use buggy, beta software. That's some startup level nonsense. Not a fortune 10 company.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Sunday, April 30, 2023 10:52:41 PMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle Wouldn't it be nice if it actually was grayed out or said "hey this is a gen 1 device and isn't supported yet?"

Rather than it being there and just failing? Like who is in charge of User Experience there that thought this was a good idea?
In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet
 Sunday, April 30, 2023 10:50:19 PMTwitter Web App
Does it make me a prick that I consider my cousin's wedding gift as "returning her deposit?" Just sending back what she gave me for missing my wedding Sunday, April 30, 2023 10:46:16 PMTwitter Web App
Wow people did a lot of drugs during the covid lockdowns? I am so shocked and surprised. What else was there to do

(Granted, they need to be more careful so their kids don't get ahold of them, but it's just a numbers thing)

https://t.co/zD9Wz9W6JH 		Tuesday, April 25, 2023 12:31:59 PMTwitter Web App
@studio101010 @bscabl @_sysengineer LMFAO. First tweet I saw posted by this assclown is of muppet face Marjorie Taylor Greene. It all makes sense now
In reply to @studio101010's tweet
 Monday, April 24, 2023 4:03:27 PMTwitter Web App
If you want to be miserable and deal with buggy nonsense and shitty npm package dependencies, try Pulumi! Otherwise use Terraform or cloudformation like normal people Monday, April 24, 2023 3:34:11 PMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer That's an amazing feat...

For 2003
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
 Monday, April 24, 2023 1:03:45 PMTwitter Web App
@mustang_sarah Roundabouts are all over by me now. Boomers complain about them. Majority of drivers forget how to operate a vehicle when they come to one. Even though when used properly, they're far superior
In reply to @mustang_sarah's tweet
 Sunday, April 23, 2023 5:38:04 PMTwitter Web App
@elonmusk @TheRabbitHole84 Explain how I can afford to have more kids, joker. I can't even afford fucking eggs
In reply to @elonmusk's tweet
 Tuesday, April 18, 2023 12:37:48 AMTwitter Web App
@WottonBev @TerranceAvleen @LivePDDave1 @MattWallace888 It's not okay for anyone to steal so I don't see why any race had to be involved when calling that out.
In reply to @WottonBev's tweet
 Monday, April 17, 2023 1:49:31 PMTwitter Web App
You can't even make this shit up folks! You'd think the following statement would be satire but it is 100% fact. What a time to be alive!

"Marjorie Taylor Greene Compares Trump to Jesus & Nelson Mandela in Interview With Her Boyfriend" 		Wednesday, April 05, 2023 1:14:21 AMTwitter Web App
@jonfavs @electrifying Dude probably was hooking up with Mary Magdalene and kept that on the down low and paid all the history keepers hush money to not write gospels about it
In reply to @jonfavs's tweet
 Wednesday, April 05, 2023 1:03:28 AMTwitter Web App
@crisisofconsc Society peaked
In reply to @crisisofconsc's tweet
 Tuesday, April 04, 2023 3:01:42 PMTwitter Web App
@Microsoft @msexcel The fact that this bullshit still happens in 2023 is enraging. All you need to do is set up a network printer using WSD and then power it off and open a file and it'll take 1 minute and freeze like it's Windows 95. Fuckssake fix this bullshit https://t.co/lQXp8jaFu4
In reply to @Microsoft's tweet
 Friday, March 31, 2023 10:46:16 PMTwitter Web App
I think you're a dickhead, Elon https://t.co/Sn6SQjPzIj Friday, March 31, 2023 2:12:01 PMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer I would, but I'm out oif the Apple ecosystem. @fitbit is being ruined by @madebygoogle and they're actually removing all of the gamified challenges because it doesn't bring in any ad revenue and they're greedy monsters
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
 Thursday, March 30, 2023 10:20:54 PMTwitter Web App
I'm out of insurance claims and I'm not spending another dime on this fucking piece of shit

The fingerprint reader works like fucking shit. How do you even release such a busted experience?

Camera auto focus sucks. The modem sux

Go hire better fucking engineers you dipshits.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Thursday, March 30, 2023 9:34:57 AMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle @rosterloh

I broke my Pixel 6 Pro screen for the third fucking time. No idea what happened. It was in my pocket. Whoever decided to put rounded corners on it is a fucking asshole. This is the worst piece of shit pixel I've owned
In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet
 Thursday, March 30, 2023 9:33:26 AMTwitter Web App
Dude the free twitter API tier is a JOKE. What an asshole Wednesday, March 29, 2023 11:26:38 PMTwitter Web App
Did dickead Elon kill off my API access yet? This tweet will test it and see Wednesday, March 29, 2023 11:18:02 PMTwitter Web App
Dearest @MicrosoftEdge, This sounds like an absolutely terrible idea. Who actually thought this was a good idea? You trying to get me fired? https://t.co/ou2O56B2nE Wednesday, March 29, 2023 2:09:55 AMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer Ma'am, this is the entire point of Twitter
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
 Friday, March 24, 2023 4:20:36 PMTwitter Web App
Ya know what? I think I need to pull a 2011 Charlie Sheen and just start winning again. You don't actually have to know anything about anything. You can just say any bullshit and as long as you believe your own nonsense, it's gotta be true. It's the American way!
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Wednesday, March 22, 2023 12:31:33 AMTwitter Web App
This also explains why The Google Pixel Superfan group never sends me any swag. But they should, because I'm right all the time.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Wednesday, March 22, 2023 12:27:27 AMTwitter Web App
I've been calling Google out on their shit since 2021 and now they finally got the message https://t.co/deg4FzeH3O
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Wednesday, March 22, 2023 12:25:36 AMTwitter Web App
Who's the dumbass who thought it would be a good idea to put this giant cluttered ass Bing button into @MicrosoftEdge

This looks like asshole. Stop it https://t.co/ymUmPOMIQI 		Thursday, March 16, 2023 12:01:12 PMTwitter Web App
Gave my 4 year old a kiddie digital camera. Looked through the SD card and I found this ffs 🤦‍♂️ https://t.co/TGbbtq8FqK Sunday, March 12, 2023 11:59:22 PMTwitter Web App
@MicrosoftEdge You know Internet Explorer was bad that it still ruined your reputation.

PS - Edge > Chrome
In reply to @MicrosoftEdge's tweet
 Friday, March 10, 2023 1:26:36 AMTwitter Web App
@RepMTG @RepMattGaetz I think you're batshit crazy and I also think we shouldn't be fighting Syria's wars for them
In reply to @RepMTG's tweet
 Thursday, March 09, 2023 2:09:00 PMTwitter Web App
Doing all these stuffy corporate harassment training bullshits. Stop wasting my time. Literally don't be a dick, creep or weirdo to people and that's it Monday, March 06, 2023 5:44:11 PMTwitter Web App
@RMerlinDev @alan925 Are VLANs gong to be added to the AX86U, or only the newest generation models?
In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet
 Friday, March 03, 2023 11:56:03 AMTwitter Web App
@notshenetworks This is me with every snack. I literally don't buy things because if there're around, I have no willpower. Wonder if it's an ADHD serotonin thing.
In reply to @shenetworks's tweet
 Monday, February 27, 2023 2:58:42 PMTwitter Web App
@EngineerJusti @rafal_waffle I was going to say your reaction explains why you're a Slytherin, but it is actually just fact. Thursday, February 23, 2023 2:54:21 AMTwitter Web App
@elonmusk Make it go back up. I lost 80%
In reply to @elonmusk's tweet
 Thursday, February 23, 2023 2:47:21 AMTwitter Web App
I swear to god I'm gonna punch someone in the face over this. Good thing I'm remote. I just found a word doc in an S3 bucket. The contents are a PowerShell script https://t.co/bmbGwY3OvS Thursday, February 23, 2023 2:41:34 AMTwitter Web App
Someone really needs to bring George Carlin back from the dead because I really need him to do a monologue on all the bullshit going on today Saturday, February 18, 2023 12:20:21 PMTwitter Web App
I'm watching George Carlin rail on organized religion in the middle of the car dealership waiting room until the car is ready, and I burst out laughing at least 5 times and got looks Saturday, February 18, 2023 12:19:38 PMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer I hate how the cult of Trump is using this incident to talk shit against dems, yet their party has been rolling back all the environmental regulations since forever. FFS is right
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
 Saturday, February 18, 2023 11:16:26 AMTwitter Web App
@stratehgee What kind of bullcrap is that. How is that even legal.
In reply to @its_jef2's tweet
 Friday, February 17, 2023 2:09:06 PMTwitter Web App
@laurenboebert I love how that when he died, people donated a million dollars to Planned Parenthood
In reply to @laurenboebert's tweet
 Friday, February 17, 2023 12:46:55 PMTwitter Web App
Excerpt from review https://t.co/rJ4PcBfuSa
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Friday, February 17, 2023 12:43:33 PMTwitter Web App
I have my performance review now and I can't wait for my boss to tell me I suck a cock at TypeScript Friday, February 17, 2023 11:29:41 AMTwitter Web App
Elon dicked around with twitter and I don't really use it as much anymore. Friday, February 17, 2023 2:20:43 AMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer Me with TypeScript
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
 Thursday, February 09, 2023 11:16:02 AMTwitter Web App
The fuck... https://t.co/fZmiWxvZem Wednesday, February 08, 2023 11:18:40 PMTwitter Web App
@WXChris13 @notshenetworks I wonder how? They removed it from the API, or at least the endpoint I'm using
In reply to @WXChris13's tweet
 Monday, February 06, 2023 5:29:10 PMTwitter Web App
@TwitterDev Yeah this is horse shit. I'm not paying. Have fun being destroyed by crazy Elon and can't wait for Twitter to go out of business
In reply to @XDevelopers's tweet
 Friday, February 03, 2023 9:44:29 AMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer Elon stinks
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
 Thursday, February 02, 2023 11:04:51 AMTwitter Web App
Dickhead elon is getting rid of the free api and I'm not paying that looney bin, so I'll need a new plan for https://t.co/s6ROIYhIQQ Thursday, February 02, 2023 9:47:47 AMTwitter Web App
AI is never wrong. There are no positive attributes of Donald Trump. At the same time, there's not much positive about a million year old senile career politician, either. https://t.co/iCT93WvwoK Wednesday, February 01, 2023 5:59:55 PMTwitter Web App
If you @ here a Slack channel with 1200 people in it for a simple HR question that could have been a ticket or email, you're a gd asshole who should be dismissed immejitly Wednesday, February 01, 2023 5:57:12 PMTwitter Web App
Everything is annoying the shit out of me today Monday, January 30, 2023 1:28:55 PMTwitter Web App
One day all of my fucking PRs won't be bad on the first try Monday, January 30, 2023 1:11:48 PMTwitter Web App
jfc Elon, this isn't important. What a waste of time. Maybe they should be spending it on fixing inflation or climate change instead? You can probably afford it, but 12 shitty, non organic eggs are like $8.99 rn https://t.co/nc7A5hKgyf Tuesday, January 24, 2023 10:31:15 PMTwitter Web App
Lol Putin's worried about missiles hitting him, yet he's half dead anyways

https://t.co/sD3EaoopbT 		Tuesday, January 24, 2023 10:28:10 PMTwitter Web App
Twitter sux now. Thx Elon Sunday, January 22, 2023 2:17:22 AMTwitter Web App
Y'all. Pitchers got soft . Sheesh https://t.co/HxYl1SZZ65 Wednesday, January 18, 2023 10:45:11 AMTwitter Web App
Quote Tweet Test https://t.co/lN76vEPIS8 Tuesday, January 17, 2023 5:19:55 PMTwitter Web App
Another test Tuesday, January 17, 2023 4:47:41 PMTwitter Web App
Testing quoting a tweet to see if I have a bug in my bullshit code https://t.co/7JNrA1b7ox Tuesday, January 17, 2023 4:43:49 PMTwitter Web App
Elon, you're fucking me up man. Have to change up my archiving API app to handle your toddler tantrums since you ordered breaking changes Tuesday, January 17, 2023 4:33:26 PMTwitter Web App
Everything I fucking try to do at work... Nothing fucking works. Thursday, January 12, 2023 5:54:42 PMTwitter Web App
Jesus Christ https://t.co/MDcZVTIK46 Monday, January 09, 2023 5:47:40 PMTwitter Web App
Insanity. Keep trying over and over again and getting the same result. These absolute imbeciles. Party is split and in shambles. https://t.co/fNsd5dS1zq Thursday, January 05, 2023 3:52:07 PMTwitter Web App
@notshenetworks My grandpa used to wash his hands in kerosene to get grease off. Dude lived to 98. But all their polluting and nonsense policies have made it worse off for Millennials and beyond.

That being said, plastics, PFAs, pesticides, food additives, etc are poisoning us slowly.
In reply to @shenetworks's tweet
 Wednesday, January 04, 2023 10:39:45 AMTwitter Web App
LOL NYC in 2010. Now I could smoke a j and shotgun a beer in the middle of the street and no one would give a shit https://t.co/EUamDpWgnD Thursday, December 22, 2022 11:34:52 PMTwitter Web App
Whoever invented Elf on the Shelf is a fuckin prick. Thursday, December 22, 2022 11:03:11 PMTwitter Web App
I just fucked up my maintenance. Didn't cause any impact but I botched the steps because this is convoluted bullshit and I can't keep up with how full of shit our stack is configured. Once we replace it, it'll suck less Wednesday, December 21, 2022 11:32:06 PMTwitter Web App
my job and our piece of shit legacy software we have is annoying the shit out of me because the fact that I need to log on to reboot fucking servers in 2022 is a gd disgrace Wednesday, December 21, 2022 10:35:02 PMTwitter Web App
Ticketmaster is fucking trash. I had two tickets I ran out of time buying bc I was looking for my CC and it never released those seats when I tried to repurchase them Thursday, December 15, 2022 12:58:35 PMTwitter Web App
Yo @elonmusk: Y u suspend @ElonJet? This is public data. Someone's just sharing it. What terms does this violate other than your own butthurtness? Thursday, December 15, 2022 12:19:12 PMTwitter Web App
How's Elon's "billionaire prick mind virus" doing today? Do I get shadowbanned for this? Tuesday, December 13, 2022 12:29:23 PMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer wth is this 3D printed save button doing there?
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
 Tuesday, December 13, 2022 11:09:41 AMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle @rosterloh I spent $1,312.89 for this piece of shit, a case that turned yellow and fell apart in 8 months and $300 in insurance claims. What a gd piece of shit phone
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:54:50 AMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle @rosterloh I dont know why I keep buying these pieces of shit. I don't like iPhones. But get your shit together and start making better shit.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:53:04 AMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle Tell @rosterloh this is fucking unacceptable and to produce better phones. Literally the in screen fingerprint reader on the 6 pro is horse shit garbage. It reads my fingerprint probably 20% of the time
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:52:32 AMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle And it's not just that the screen cracks. The glass pierces the display and destroys the OLED panel and digitizer, rendering it useless
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:50:55 AMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle A screen should not break falling off your lap onto a wood floor. This happened TWICE with the 6 Pro and it's dumb fucking rounded corners
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:50:25 AMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle The Pixel 4 had the soli face unlock gimmick, which was useless during the pandemic with masks. It was small and had a shit battery. The 6 Pro is on my list of worst phones I've owned. The modem is a piece of shit and 4G to 5G handoff is trash, it overheats ...
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:49:28 AMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle I have been loyal to Google Pixels since the 2, and owned the 4 and 6 Pro. Although the hardware and cameras improve, the overall user experience has gotten shitter every iteration for me.
In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet
 Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:48:28 AMTwitter Web App
Happy Tuesday. I broke my phone again and no one gets along with me. Today sucks again. It's been cloudy and gloomy for a week straight. Fuck everything Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:46:31 AMTwitter Web App
Happy Monday everything sucks Monday, December 12, 2022 9:52:39 AMTwitter Web App
Iight he was right about TikTok being some Chinese bullshit that's out to get us, but he's still a jagoff https://t.co/XAJv4iEl2Q Saturday, December 03, 2022 11:36:04 AMTwitter Web App
If I can smell your shitty perfume from the other end of the table, it's N95 time Thursday, December 01, 2022 2:40:31 PMTwitter Web App
Specifically Google. Get your shit together.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
 Thursday, December 01, 2022 3:40:40 AMTwitter Web App
Everyone gives me shit for being negative and calling ut tech companies, but no. I'm sorry. You're tracking my every move and making ad revenue off me. So I get to demand that your shit works well and your UX isn't whack Thursday, December 01, 2022 3:40:13 AMTwitter Web App
If @youtubemusic wants to be relevant, their AI needs to have our end of year summaries out at the same time Spotify does their wrap. Last year, I got mine in February. Do better Thursday, December 01, 2022 3:39:27 AMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer So you promise not to do this, right? https://t.co/uo2ceihJUk
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
 Thursday, December 01, 2022 3:36:33 AMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle Thx, but no need to clog up your support queue. This is an architectural issue, and I look forward to Pixels improving with each iteration
In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet
 Tuesday, November 29, 2022 6:01:43 PMTwitter Web App
Nice UI over here, @elonmusk

Who do you have to fire next to fix it? Or is it that there are no engineers left? https://t.co/0zw2Q9UN0r 		Tuesday, November 29, 2022 5:50:18 PMTwitter Web App
What an uncivilized shithole country. How do you threaten to torture the families of people who do something you don't agree with. Straight up terror regime. Fuck em https://t.co/BlmnYx22pb Tuesday, November 29, 2022 5:37:48 PMTwitter Web App
Pro Tips: For the Pixel 8, use an ultrasonic fingerprint reader. This optical thing is trash. Make face unlock on the 7 work in low light. Also, Make Tensor 3 not overheat doing basic things, right? @madebygoogle @rosterloh

<3, random internet stranger 		Tuesday, November 29, 2022 5:21:56 PMTwitter Web App
Spirit Airlines has absolutely no one at the gate. Flight is delayed 3 hours and they literally have no one to help people who will be missing their connecting flights because it's a bullshit ratchet airline.

I have nowhere to be until tomorrow, so I'm coo. But they suck 		Sunday, November 27, 2022 4:04:50 PMTwitter Web App
This thing slaps. If money were no object, I'd grab a bunch https://t.co/9p9Ah8Q9zy Friday, November 25, 2022 11:43:41 PMTwitter Web App
Grab yourself some Anker shit for Black Friday/Cyber Monday. Their stuff is SOLID. Friday, November 25, 2022 11:35:24 PMTwitter Web App
@notshenetworks I found out my grandma was paying $320/month for cable/phone/internet, extra boxes, premium channels, etc. she doesn't use 95% of that all.

She has a linksys wireless G router from 2006. Imagine how insecure that firmware is

🤦‍♀️
In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet
 Wednesday, November 23, 2022 10:53:14 PMTwitter Web App
Competitor platforms to Mastodon:

Pterodactyl! Triceratops! Saber Toothed Tiger! Tyrannosaurus!

https://t.co/0xienMovhH 		Saturday, November 19, 2022 1:08:18 AMTwitter Web App
Elon's getting rid of the tweet source because too many Google marketing peeps keep posting brand content frm their iPhones.

Scandal on scandal on scandal. Elon fucking shit up. What a time to be alive! 		Saturday, November 19, 2022 12:47:28 AMTwitter Web App
My last tweet I sent via SMS was gold https://t.co/39grSn9VPW Saturday, November 19, 2022 12:44:44 AMTwitter Web App
@ky9 https://t.co/p0WhZ3QD4k
In reply to @ky9's tweet
 Saturday, November 19, 2022 12:43:23 AMTwitter Web App
Yes you got this wrong, Elon https://t.co/v9fUgDLenE Saturday, November 19, 2022 12:37:18 AMTwitter Web App
@Ticketmaster You had one job.

I hope T-Swift fucks you guys up and finishes the work Pearl Jam couldn't do

Suck it Ticketmaster
In reply to @Ticketmaster's tweet
 Saturday, November 19, 2022 12:36:57 AMTwitter Web App
Twitter is a clown platform, bro Thursday, November 17, 2022 11:37:46 PMTwitter Web App
Yep, as predicted, everything's hacky asf. But I figured it out and it can eat a bag of dicks. Thursday, November 17, 2022 1:08:36 AMTwitter Web App
I keep getting Twitter spam from DMs and also being added to private groups of nonsense. Fix this bullshit Elon ffs. Thursday, November 17, 2022 12:26:00 AMTwitter Web App
Pearl Jam couldn't take down Ticketmaster. I hope my girl Tay Tay fucks them up! Thursday, November 17, 2022 12:23:33 AMTwitter Web App
Half of my job is just dicking around with shitty infrastructure code until it works right, and it's a pain in my gd ass because even though idk wtf I'm doing, everyone else sucks at it too. Wednesday, November 16, 2022 11:36:33 PMTwitter Web App
@TechTickles I have the same identity crisis. I've been using this silly name since 2001 and I'm sure there's stuff I posted that would be frowned upon by employers.

I ended up making separate accounts for my "professional" life, but I don't use them as much and it's hard to build community
In reply to @TechTickles's tweet
 Thursday, November 10, 2022 10:09:12 AMTwitter Web App
I'll give dickhead Elon all my DOGE to get verified. Ya know, the bullshit crypto that turned $100 into $20 Tuesday, November 08, 2022 2:06:34 PMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer This is actual insanity. Who goes up to someone sitting inside their car to initiate a conversation? Let alone try to see if your doors are locked or not
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
 Friday, November 04, 2022 12:36:20 PMTwitter Web App
This is absolute insanity that installing Azure CLI does this to my computer. This has been installing for 10 minutes already. It's a CLI. Extract the files and add them to the path. Wtf Microsoft https://t.co/2JzFwmBF9X Thursday, November 03, 2022 1:10:24 AMTwitter Web App
Elon you DOG! Buying Twitter and running train through their exec team. What a wacky guy, and time to be alive Thursday, October 27, 2022 11:53:04 PMTwitter Web App

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