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@dotnet @microsoft Any reason there is no .NET8 Arm64 based Fedora build?

I have a use case for PowerShell Core on Fedora based Amazon Linux 2023. I want to use the ARM64 graviton processors instead of x64 and not having .NET support is a blocker for me 		Tuesday, June 18, 2024 2:24:48 AMTwitter Web App
@crisisofconsc I never really used Teams until I was on a support call with Microsoft. How bad can it really be?

So bad. The answer is so bad...
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Friday, May 03, 2024 9:27:29 PMTwitter for Android
@Microsoft @Windows How do I disable this annoying prompt? I only want to use a Security Key. I have no interest in using my mobile device as a security key.

Workaround is to hardware disable bluetooth in device manager which is positively idiotic. https://t.co/DOPKIP20ed 		Wednesday, February 28, 2024 1:27:14 PMTwitter Web App
Microsoft literally harasses you when you open a Sev A case... Like they show up at your house in a hellicoptor and break your door down. But we have clustered MSMQ & DTC problems and they're like "f that noise" 🙄

Literally playing tag with them... 		Tuesday, October 24, 2023 4:45:55 PMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer Yeah, I feel ya. Spent the past two days working with legacy Microsoft message queuing from like the 2000s
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Friday, October 13, 2023 4:57:25 PMTwitter Web App
@crisisofconsc @Naaackers Microsoft is king of making the end user click things a billion times in their UI. Azure is ENRAGING to use
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Tuesday, October 03, 2023 7:53:05 PMTwitter for Android
@crisisofconsc Microsoft's identity management is the worst thing ever when you're logged in with multiple accounts. Absolutely enraging. Also doesn't help that there are like 3 "don't do this step next time" screens for every login
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Wednesday, August 02, 2023 11:46:43 PMTwitter Web App
@Microsoft @msexcel The fact that this bullshit still happens in 2023 is enraging. All you need to do is set up a network printer using WSD and then power it off and open a file and it'll take 1 minute and freeze like it's Windows 95. Fuckssake fix this bullshit https://t.co/lQXp8jaFu4 Friday, March 31, 2023 10:46:16 PMTwitter Web App
Dearest @MicrosoftEdge, This sounds like an absolutely terrible idea. Who actually thought this was a good idea? You trying to get me fired? https://t.co/ou2O56B2nE Wednesday, March 29, 2023 2:09:55 AMTwitter Web App
@MicrosoftEdge The new bing button and bar is ugly
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Thursday, March 23, 2023 7:37:39 PMTwitter for Android
@MicrosoftEdge @sitnslay That new Bing sidebar in Edge is fugly.

It looks like IE in 2002 when people installed ActiveX spyware
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Thursday, March 16, 2023 7:50:07 PMTwitter for Android
Who's the dumbass who thought it would be a good idea to put this giant cluttered ass Bing button into @MicrosoftEdge

This looks like asshole. Stop it https://t.co/ymUmPOMIQI 		Thursday, March 16, 2023 12:01:12 PMTwitter Web App
@MicrosoftEdge You know Internet Explorer was bad that it still ruined your reputation.

PS - Edge > Chrome
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Friday, March 10, 2023 1:26:36 AMTwitter Web App
This is absolute insanity that installing Azure CLI does this to my computer. This has been installing for 10 minutes already. It's a CLI. Extract the files and add them to the path. Wtf Microsoft https://t.co/2JzFwmBF9X Thursday, November 03, 2022 1:10:24 AMTwitter Web App
@NetSecNick @_sysengineer I like Microsoft as of late, but I just can't get Hyper-V to work correctly for anything. I figured it was built it and I'd use it because it was part of the OS, but it caused all kinds of probs with a Win 11 VM. VMWare for me just works for local test VMs
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Thursday, April 14, 2022 2:48:54 PMTwitter Web App
This is the stupidest f'in @MicrosoftEdge feature. Love the browser, but who thought it was a good idea to copy rich text to the clipboard from the URL bar. Glad you can shut it off

https://t.co/xArzHuvfCe 		Monday, March 15, 2021 5:56:25 PMTwitter Web App
@Microsoft whoever was historically responsible for MSMQ is a fuckin asshole Sunday, February 21, 2021 9:50:53 AMTwitter for Android
@Windows @Microsoft @windowsinsider This really bothers me. I know Windows 10 and Windows Server probably share some components but this lacks polish https://t.co/LVHUxNy2Xx Monday, February 08, 2021 11:39:13 AMTwitter Web App
No, that acronym is not correct, Microsoft https://t.co/tnCdmtsnit Thursday, December 17, 2020 1:58:15 PMTwitter Web App
Whoever at @Microsoft was responsible for how MSMQ is managed through powershell is a fuckin asshole, specifically regarding clustered queues. Why do we have to set an environmental variable. Couldn't we just pass in the cluster role name?

Fuckin jagoff 		Friday, December 11, 2020 2:01:58 PMTwitter Web App
@Microsoft what kind of shit is it that @onedrive forces you to open document links in Edge on Android, and if you don't have Edge, it says there is no browser installed.

This is heinous UX 		Thursday, April 02, 2020 6:35:42 AMTwitter for Android
It is impossible to make the @Microsoft @surface Book sleep. If you breathe on the damn thing wrong, it wakes up again. Sleep mode never works. What a waste of energy. Have to power it off and just deal with a cold boot every time. Friday, March 08, 2019 2:13:00 AMTwitter for Android
Something has to be done about how buggy everything is these days. Google, Android, Microsoft... Nothing fucking works right.

https://t.co/GxMZbsfoAU https://t.co/qATBCUmhze 		Sunday, November 25, 2018 5:28:33 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: "The Microsoft Surfacebook Is a Piece of Shit" Rant of the Century https://t.co/jiHgSpxJIG Thursday, November 01, 2018 1:07:15 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
Fucking Microsoft and it's Windows 10 updates 1) Deleting people's files 2) Intel pushing bad audio drivers through Windows updates

Why? They are more concerned with stupid fucking features like 3D paint.

Get the fuck out of here. Will you assholes release stable shit?
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Monday, October 29, 2018 1:35:11 AMTwitter for Android
Jesus Fucking Christ, @Microsoft... I get a weird RDP error and clicking the help button opens a Bing search on how to use RDP, rather than providing useful info on the error? This is an insult to my intelligence. Do you think I'm a greenhorn? https://t.co/kv1Tye8XpE Saturday, October 27, 2018 1:38:33 AMTwitter Web Client
Microsoft's outside their gd minds. No USB-C? Surfacebook 1 has shit firmware and takes 10 mins to boot and it sucks at DPI scaling. Piece of shit Lenovos are more modern and msft calls this a flagship? Shame

https://t.co/4UKcGdVsEN 		Sunday, September 30, 2018 3:05:39 PMTwitter for Android
Microsoft's REST API to manage their Azure API Management service, is SO convoluted, even using Microsoft's powershell.

Fuckssake what a piece of shit. 		Tuesday, August 07, 2018 12:15:37 AMTwitter Web Client
@jiaaro Microsoft's entire authentication process is garbage.
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Tuesday, March 06, 2018 12:35:48 PMTwitter Web Client
Microsoft Azure is a godforsaken piece of dogshit. I had a working script on friday that's failing for absolutely no reason Monday, August 28, 2017 9:11:20 AMTwitter Web Client
microsoft can go suck a fucking dick with MSMQ clustering and its horseshit management and permissions of it. garbage. Tuesday, May 16, 2017 6:06:32 PMTwitter Web Client
Microsoft Azure sucks a dick Tuesday, May 02, 2017 6:36:05 PMTwitter Web Client
I get that updates are important, but Jesus fuckin Christ @Microsoft , the way you force reboot is horseshit https://t.co/RkiYG05tHu Tuesday, January 24, 2017 7:30:28 PMTwitter for Android
My job is basically me attempting to use broken Azure Powershell bullshit and yelling at Microsoft about it on their forums. Wednesday, November 23, 2016 12:50:27 PMTwitter Web Client
I fucking hate cocksucking piece of shit Microsoft Azure. Absolute garbage to manage Friday, October 21, 2016 11:39:55 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin Microsoft outages all day. First Azure, now OneDrive Thursday, September 15, 2016 4:06:05 PMTwitter Web Client
Microsoft engineers trying to give us a tech demo and have been struggling to configure the video conference for the past 15 minutes. Wednesday, September 14, 2016 11:15:08 AMTwitter Web Client
LOLMICROSOFT. Y U suggest launching an elevated IE instance? #securityfail cc @XtinaSchelin https://t.co/d4nxKVXEEf https://t.co/1wIBFp6sQF Monday, August 22, 2016 2:03:21 AMTwitter Web Client
Yo @Microsoft go fuck yourself with Error: 0x800f081f that's impossible to fix without a clean format. Rather than buying LinkedIn, fix it Monday, June 13, 2016 9:48:21 PMTwitter Web Client
Jesus Christ Microsoft. Explain how Skype just crashes out of the blue, and then my entire headset and bluetooth gets all fucked up Tuesday, May 10, 2016 2:56:24 PMTwitter Web Client
Yo @Microsoft, <3 you guys but @Skype 7.18.0.109 is a crashy, unstable piece of crap on Windows 10. k thx bye Thursday, January 21, 2016 12:27:25 PMTwitter Web Client
This Chrome experiment actually renders much faster in Microsoft Edge: https://t.co/JSXSm3mtpj Sunday, January 17, 2016 6:36:13 AMTwitter Web Client
Microsoft Edge is pretty tight. Like, > Chrome. Attn Apple Fanboys: I'm about to be a @Windows fanboy. How you like it now? #Windows10 Friday, January 08, 2016 1:44:43 AMTwitter Web Client
From a Microsoft survey... This question has come a long way since male/female http://t.co/6KlW1WHARX Tuesday, June 30, 2015 6:09:21 PMTwitter Web Client
LOL at Microsoft's fix... They didn't actually fix the overflow... They just prevent the message from being delivered in the new clients Wednesday, June 03, 2015 11:01:47 AMTwitter Web Client
Good Job, Microsoft. I'd expect this from where I work, but not you guys: http://t.co/j5sRbRCW0v http://t.co/RhYvBaKsXx Tuesday, December 16, 2014 5:50:00 PMTwitter Web Client
Useful fucking error message, @Microsoft. Tells me exactly what's wrong http://t.co/xfH1xEz0En Friday, April 11, 2014 4:17:54 PMTwitter Web Client
We dropped 9961 packets, but lost 0% of packets. Fucking Microsoft http://t.co/vGysr6GIng Monday, February 10, 2014 5:17:40 PMTwitter Web Client
Disable UAC: REG ADD HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Policies\System\ /v EnableLUA /t REG_DWORD /d 00000000 /f Monday, September 16, 2013 4:04:12 PMTwitter Web Client
What the fuck happened to the Windows 8 Foursquare app? It got pulled? The eff, Microsoft. Wednesday, August 28, 2013 9:11:04 PMTwitter Web Client
Yes. I was at one of Microsoft's facilities the day Steve Ballmer decided to pack it in. #noonecares #uselesstweet Sunday, August 25, 2013 1:10:33 AMTwitter for Android
Getting https configured for Microsoft webservices/APIs can actually suck my dick right now. Wednesday, June 19, 2013 10:07:49 AMTwitter Web Client
Haaa. This Indian dude from Microsoft just said that our SQL cluster was being a beeyotch. That's amazing Tuesday, August 21, 2012 7:17:22 AMTwitter for Android
New blog post: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (Microsoft is Delusional) http://t.co/aMr9Pow Thursday, March 01, 2012 12:56:53 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: This Microsoft Arc Mouse Looks Shitty (Probably Apple's Fault) http://bit.ly/mhPB4A Monday, May 23, 2011 1:00:44 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Gotta admit, Microsoft's HTML5 demos for IE9 are impressive but run like shit on my i7 in Chrome & Firefox. Needs moar hardware acceleration Friday, September 03, 2010 1:50:42 AMTwitter Web Client

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