1530 tweets posted from Twitter Web App
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| Tweet | Date | Source |
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| @HawleyMO You're a conspiracy pushing piece of shit. Go suck Trump's dick you fuckin moron | Wednesday, December 30, 2020 12:04:46 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @ColumbusSafety @ColumbusGov @ColumbusPolice This is a joke. ARREST THE MAN. Imagine if I killed someone and only lost my job because of it? Jesus Christ almighty. #BLUELIVESMURDER In reply to @ColumbusSafety's tweet | Monday, December 28, 2020 4:32:27 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @Jim_Jordan COLUMBUS PD KEEPS KILLING UNARMED BLACK MEN YOU IDIOT In reply to @Jim_Jordan's tweet | Monday, December 28, 2020 11:01:00 AM | Twitter Web App |
| I have nothing but respect for one of our top engineers who quit because he had enough of our company's bullshit. Put in his two weeks but proceeded to take 1.5 weeks of PTO and told us to eat a dick Guy just got completely shitfaced on his going away Zoom | Wednesday, December 23, 2020 5:48:48 PM | Twitter Web App |
| These fuckin devs spent like a week on elaborate code to work around errors for people who idle on our login page too long and I was like... Just meta refresh the page every 30 mins. <meta http-equiv="refresh" content="1800"> The lowest tech solution and it would solve it | Friday, December 18, 2020 10:20:05 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Dude anything still using a SOAP API in the year of our lord 2020 needs to seriously reevaluate their lives. Such a horseshit, bloated payload. | Friday, December 18, 2020 9:54:25 AM | Twitter Web App |
| No, that acronym is not correct, Microsoft https://t.co/tnCdmtsnit | Thursday, December 17, 2020 1:58:15 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I'm mad fuckin NY is getting 12-16 inches of snow and we're only getting like one. | Wednesday, December 16, 2020 11:22:20 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Amazon CodeDeploy is a clunky, slow pile of shit that is impossible to debug and it takes fuckin forever | Tuesday, December 15, 2020 1:45:31 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Gotta love these Chinese ESL Amazon descriptions... This is for an electric pepper grinder - convenient and funny! https://t.co/MGGses0tmV | Monday, December 14, 2020 4:00:06 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @TXAG You're a fucking lunatic | Friday, December 11, 2020 11:17:12 PM | Twitter Web App |
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| @realDonaldTrump @Varneyco THIS IS LAUGH OUT LOUD FUNNY In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet | Friday, December 11, 2020 4:55:33 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Whoever at @Microsoft was responsible for how MSMQ is managed through powershell is a fuckin asshole, specifically regarding clustered queues. Why do we have to set an environmental variable. Couldn't we just pass in the cluster role name? Fuckin jagoff | Friday, December 11, 2020 2:01:58 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Any fucking state that is suing to try to reverse the election should just secede and get the FUCK out. This cracker lost by 8 million and we all need to give it up at this point | Friday, December 11, 2020 10:15:53 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @tzsawyer @AjitPaiFCC @MPORielly 👋 | Thursday, December 10, 2020 5:12:21 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Jesus CHRIST already: https://t.co/W2HCl24JcT GO AWAY. Go play golf. Stop ruining shit. @JoeBiden better redo the @EPA because they're useless at the moment. | Thursday, December 10, 2020 5:09:27 PM | Twitter Web App |
| One of our top engineers just put in his two weeks because he's fed up with this horseshit project we're on. And now all the suits are scheduling one on ones with me scared I'll walk too. | Monday, December 07, 2020 2:27:19 PM | Twitter Web App |
| HORSESHIT UX over at @youtubemusic... Some songs are flagged as "content made for kids" which impose all kinds of weirdo restrictions that make no sense. I can't add it to a playlist? Dafuq. This is a paid music service for me, an adult. DECOUPLE THIS FROM YOUTUBE. | Sunday, December 06, 2020 1:02:50 AM | Twitter Web App |
| I like where they're going with this, but It's 2020. Do I look like I'm chill rn? https://t.co/6chobPBJbZ | Sunday, December 06, 2020 12:50:30 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @realDonaldTrump You're an asshole In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet | Thursday, December 03, 2020 10:52:04 AM | Twitter Web App |
| They ended my energy efficiency program and I can't login to the official app, but they never sent a de-bind command to my energy bridge, so I can still get MQTT data from my smart meter. Maybe they'll turn a blind eye to it and leave it. https://t.co/fSBhbiTKb9 | Tuesday, December 01, 2020 12:25:44 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Let me correct myself... Obama didn't appoint him as FCC chair - Idiot Trump did. But Obama did appoint him to the FCC In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, November 30, 2020 11:46:30 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I'm totally getting banned from Twitter tonight | Monday, November 30, 2020 11:42:35 PM | Twitter Web App |
| This bitch doesn't even have a blue checkmark. How is she legitimate? In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, November 30, 2020 11:42:19 PM | Twitter Web App |
| LOL WHAT A DOOFUS @SidneyPowell1 https://t.co/fJggMr7QSO | Monday, November 30, 2020 11:41:31 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @fox7austin Because he finally realized he worked for an ignorant, dumb bitch? In reply to @fox7austin's tweet | Monday, November 30, 2020 11:36:55 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @BarackObama really fucked up hard appointing this moron. Goes to show you that classy people actually give the other side a shot and attempt to be bipartisan. Imagine Trump actually giving a Democrat a chance in some office? In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, November 30, 2020 11:35:33 PM | Twitter Web App |
| AJIT PAI (@AjitPaiFCC) IS STEPPING DOWN JAN 20th WHEN ASSHOLE @realDonaldTrump LEAVES AND THEY CAN BOTH GO FUCK THEMSELVES AND EAT 12 BAGS OF DICKS. I AM ELATED ATM https://t.co/4elTAZX9T9 | Monday, November 30, 2020 11:31:45 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @ind_thought @AjitPaiFCC Trump hates brown people. How can you support his racist ass? In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, November 30, 2020 11:29:41 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @ind_thought @AjitPaiFCC He's leaving? He got fired? Praise Jesus! Nothing but shit policy for the past 4 years. Time to undo all of the bullshit. Spectrum has a monopoly and it's $70/month for the lowest tiered shit internet. How is this good for public interest? In reply to @ind_thought's tweet | Monday, November 30, 2020 11:29:06 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @Dar1n9 @AEPOhio @OhioStatehouse @PUCOhio @firstenergycorp Larry Householder is a corrupt asshole, who was in jail and re-elected by a bunch of Trump puppet MORONS. The @ohiogop are a bunch of corporate shill morons who are pro-cancer for supporting unclean energy. | Monday, November 30, 2020 11:24:10 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I popped onto Slack for a couple minutes and 900 people are bitching about X and on tirades about Y. And I didn't have to deal with any of that bullshit. Some other asshole can fix it all and I'll get back right when things chill out again. Enjoyyyyy In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, November 30, 2020 11:21:08 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I took the day off today. You know why? My company doesn't give the day after Thanksgiving off. Everyone takes it off. It's a joke. No work done. But then all the motherfuckers come back on Monday and guess what? I'm the fuck out! That's how it's done, son | Monday, November 30, 2020 11:19:24 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Lol these people were all on crack. Google Wave was a useless, failure pile of shit: https://t.co/gdIL5AYUDe | Thursday, November 26, 2020 1:32:16 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @Crybabiesdotcom @realDonaldTrump So you're pro fascism? In reply to @Crybabiesdotcom's tweet | Monday, November 16, 2020 9:46:51 AM | Twitter Web App |
| https://t.co/8el6Y11GWS https://t.co/yt8o6ChAFR | Monday, November 16, 2020 9:45:45 AM | Twitter Web App |
| I can't wait until January 20th so we can see this whiny sore loser bitch dragged from the White House kicking and screaming | Friday, November 13, 2020 12:15:30 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @realDonaldTrump You're a delusional cunt, out of touch with reality. Go the fuck away. Go play golf. Go start a cable network. Just go away. No sane person likes you In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet | Friday, November 13, 2020 12:00:52 PM | Twitter Web App |
| We thank all Veterans for their service to this country and always remember that our lame duck, cocksucker piece of shit president disrespects veterans. He thinks those who died are losers and suckers: https://t.co/Zek8RoDFIZ | Wednesday, November 11, 2020 10:27:19 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @extraaveragemom Yes. I exclusively post the most absurd crap here In reply to @extraaveragemom's tweet | Tuesday, November 10, 2020 4:07:56 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Everyone needs to eat a fuckin dick today at work | Tuesday, November 10, 2020 11:28:50 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @EricTrump You're a fuckin jerkoff In reply to @EricTrump's tweet | Tuesday, November 10, 2020 10:14:52 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Look at all these dumb motherfuckers not wearing masks. Meanwhile, virtually everyone celebrating Trump's loss in the streets has masks on. But you have Fox News and OANN giving them shit for gathering during Covid. Science 2020! https://t.co/xytFJZzHGY | Sunday, November 08, 2020 9:27:40 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Let's all just go to Oregon, eat psilocybin and disassociate from all the Trump IDIOTS in this country https://t.co/AkmshLxwWZ | Thursday, November 05, 2020 11:58:55 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @realDonaldTrump You're a dumb bitch In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet | Thursday, November 05, 2020 11:45:28 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @melmalone0127 @TruthLioness96 @realDonaldTrump u whack https://t.co/ewPcrbc4Yh In reply to @melmalone0127's tweet | Thursday, November 05, 2020 12:03:18 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Electoral college was literally put in place in the 1700s because everyone had horse and buggies and it took weeks to travel. Plus they though the common person was an idiot and needed an elector to represent them. Today, half of all Americans are brainwashed IDIOTS anyway In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, November 04, 2020 5:42:30 PM | Twitter Web App |
| And that folks, is the problem with the IDIOT electoral college. It should not come down to a couple of states. Bumblefuck PA does not and should not represent me. Every person's vote should hold the same weight In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, November 04, 2020 5:41:27 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Fuck PA, NC and GA. We just need WI and MI to hold as flipped and win NV and AZ and we're good. Although the looney toon will contest everything and whine like a little bitch | Wednesday, November 04, 2020 5:40:42 PM | Twitter Web App |
| it's 4PM. It used to be 5PM at this time a couple days ago, so I can crack a beer right now, right? | Monday, November 02, 2020 3:59:17 PM | Twitter Web App |
| UK is locking down. Look at them taking away everyone's freedoms from a fake China virus that was invented by liberal hippies and Antifa to sabotage @realDonaldTrump's reelection. https://t.co/dsGX7SknZh (satire tweet, you idiots) | Monday, November 02, 2020 3:01:21 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I can't wait until Civil War II starts tomorrow! | Monday, November 02, 2020 2:53:19 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @mustang_sarah @dougbies No one uses it pretty much anywhere except for a niche group of early adopters (some of my tech startup friends) I only use it to track where I've been, and Google does this automatically. The coins feature is useless. I bet Swarm will shut down at some point In reply to @mustang_sarah's tweet | Friday, October 30, 2020 2:12:34 PM | Twitter Web App |
| TIL that American Hi Fi's song Flavor of the Weak is WEAK, not week and my mind is blown @Nintendad88 https://t.co/yrKk2O9D6j | Friday, October 30, 2020 1:14:50 PM | Twitter Web App |
| My job makes me so fucking miserable. I spent a 4 day weekend solo with my daughter last weekend, didn't check in once and was happy as a clam. Called out yesterday - happy. Came back today and I want to punch everyone in the goddamn face. | Thursday, October 29, 2020 9:58:35 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @realDonaldTrump You're an asshole | Tuesday, October 27, 2020 4:08:03 PM | Twitter Web App |
| RT @nachosarah: there are too many old dumb people on tv and not enough titties | Tuesday, October 27, 2020 9:38:46 AM | Twitter Web App |
| I always have to rewrite this asshole's code. Guy comes in after me, writes shit code, they think he's Jesus Christ, and I'm always cleaning up his goddamn mess | Tuesday, October 27, 2020 9:37:55 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Hey @realDonaldTrump: eat a dick https://t.co/2ph6dggmKx | Wednesday, October 21, 2020 9:31:41 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Enough! @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/9VKVI9phGZ | Tuesday, October 20, 2020 1:12:02 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @JJFromTheBronx Guy's a fuckin wacko. IDK how anyone believes a word he says In reply to @JJFromTheBronx's tweet | Tuesday, October 20, 2020 12:48:50 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Fuckin Slack is unreliable AF recently | Friday, October 16, 2020 11:54:08 AM | Twitter Web App |
| We're doing bias training at work, and they split us up into pairs to practice empathy and engagement for 15 mins with a complete stranger and with my social anxiety, I wanted to die | Wednesday, October 14, 2020 4:31:12 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Make America Great Again! Is it Great Yet? Keep It Great?¿ (¬_¬) ? https://t.co/iXuJJdjajE | Tuesday, October 13, 2020 11:42:51 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @realDonaldTrump You're a dumb bitch: https://t.co/3eKXNug4jL In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet | Monday, October 12, 2020 10:39:56 AM | Twitter Web App |
| The @youtubemusic shuffle algorithm is really BAD. When shuffling my thumbs up playlist, it is NEVER random. It's the same group of songs every single time, even though I have over 2500 liked. Get it together | Monday, October 12, 2020 10:35:11 AM | Twitter Web App |
| I can't keep going on like this. I wake up every morning and check the news to see what the latest fuckin batshit thing Trump and his cult followers did, or if another white cop killed a black person again. It never ends. This is actually hell. | Wednesday, October 07, 2020 10:51:51 AM | Twitter Web App |
| I cannot believe the shit on the news is real fucking life. How is it that 40-50% of Americans are brainless, brainwashed, cult-following IDIOTS? | Tuesday, October 06, 2020 10:50:08 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Did this guy even have covid? Seems like a publicity stunt to take attention away from his tax returns. Also the full of shit FIXED stock market that is reacting very positively to him "leaving the hospital" cured. Eat a bag of dicks https://t.co/wjG7YvEwJN | Monday, October 05, 2020 6:03:17 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I also copied this from a moron on Facebook, so I can't even verify its authenticity. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, October 05, 2020 10:46:22 AM | Twitter Web App |
| PEOPLE CAN CHANGE AND GROW, but Trump and his cult are actively STILL racists. I thought the right opposes cancel culture. Such a full of shit party and they all need to eat a bag of dicks https://t.co/qmWGgWnLnV | Monday, October 05, 2020 10:44:34 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Welp, under Twitter's new policy, this tweet should be banned. I guess it depends who you wish it to https://t.co/V4dlzkUjBK | Sunday, October 04, 2020 2:21:21 AM | Twitter Web App |
| My favorite Poe story! 💯💯💯 https://t.co/TIluwN211q | Sunday, October 04, 2020 1:00:39 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Gary Sanchez is a fucking garbage player. GTFO the team in 2021 | Thursday, October 01, 2020 1:11:10 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @bubbacrewjam Nice. I'll have to remember how to reach out to him and see if I can get my password reset. He really needs to get a letsencrypt cert and https. You can't use http in 2020 - login creds literally in plaintext over the public internet In reply to @bubbacrewjam's tweet | Thursday, September 24, 2020 10:25:00 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I wish @ohiogop would stop mailing me fear mongering pamphlets about how Biden's going to raise my taxes, and how BLM terrorists will invade the suburbs. You guys support a fraud who grabs women by the pussy and doesn't believe in science. | Thursday, September 24, 2020 10:23:47 PM | Twitter Web App |
| This country fucking sucks In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, September 22, 2020 12:21:43 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Dude how much dirt does Trump have over these piece of shit Republican senators who basically said they wouldn't vote for a replacement in an election year in the past, but now that the dictator wants to nominate a judge, they will support him | Tuesday, September 22, 2020 12:21:32 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Today, I splashed the tiniest amount of coffee onto my work laptop's touchpad. Turns out the SSD is right under that, and now it doesn't boot. Fuck everything | Monday, September 21, 2020 5:42:59 PM | Twitter Web App |
| fuck spectrum and their 2005-era 10MBPS upload | Monday, September 21, 2020 12:17:36 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @kyoag You're a moron. Who cares that they got a multi-million dollar settlement - it won't bring back Breonna. ARREST THE COPS THAT KILLED AN INNOCENT WOMAN | Tuesday, September 15, 2020 10:36:30 AM | Twitter Web App |
| These people all need to be purged https://t.co/P9dodNpgHT | Tuesday, September 15, 2020 10:34:46 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Jesus Christ on the cross. https://t.co/eNJrd9wDoS Fuck you @realDonaldTrump @noaa. Stop denying science you goddamn bitch | Tuesday, September 15, 2020 10:27:32 AM | Twitter Web App |
| You think Trump ever grabbed Kayleigh McEnany by the pussy? | Wednesday, September 09, 2020 6:07:50 PM | Twitter Web App |
| fuck the police https://t.co/C4oY1hPCG1 | Wednesday, September 09, 2020 6:06:18 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Dude FUCK MSMQ. What a complete pile of shit. And fuck anyone for using this 90s technology in the year of our lord 2020 | Tuesday, September 08, 2020 10:09:13 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Zuck is such a weasel. Translation: "We don't give a shit about free speech & can delete whatever we want if it's bad for us." Sucks, but I get it. Platform is being used to incite riots and murders. Remember, we have free speech, but there are consequences #MySpaceTom4Life https://t.co/oJ55DPnNGP | Wednesday, September 02, 2020 2:35:58 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Front page of @foxnews is fixating on "leftist violence" in Wisconsin. No other news sites are focusing on this "chaos" probably because it's not that bad. If you shot my kid in the back 7 times in broad daylight, I'd want to burn the motherfucker down too. So eat a dick | Monday, August 24, 2020 10:09:22 AM | Twitter Web App |
| I can't wait to watch the RNC. You can't get better trash reality TV! | Monday, August 24, 2020 10:04:04 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Trump supporters should all be forced to listen to Kid Rock's All Summer Long continuously on repeat for the rest of their lives. | Friday, August 21, 2020 12:03:41 PM | Twitter Web App |
| You guys like my new terminal background? I can't wait to share my screen on Zoom at work https://t.co/eCE4kL7v2G | Thursday, August 20, 2020 10:05:57 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @realDonaldTrump @senatemajldr Because you're down in the polls and trying to use the pandemic to your advantage and rig the election you piece of shit asshole In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet | Wednesday, August 19, 2020 3:10:21 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Put everyone in Columbus on suicide watch. Jackets eliminated and no OSU football this year #cancel2020 | Wednesday, August 19, 2020 3:08:07 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Stop ruining the environment you fucking pieces of shit @Interior @realDonaldTrump. We don't need more oil. Demand is down due to a horse-shit mismanaged pandemic. https://t.co/Gk0qTY00xZ | Monday, August 17, 2020 1:02:29 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @RMerlinDev I completely get that it takes time and testing to integrate their GPL into the Merlin builds... So in theory, their two latest releases are not yet integrated? In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, August 17, 2020 12:57:29 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @RMerlinDev Question.... Does ASUS provide you unreleased SDKs? If I look at their official changelog, does this mean if you use the latest Merlin build on an AX88U, we're only getting binaries from 5/14? https://t.co/dxY7AM2vfS In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet | Monday, August 17, 2020 12:55:12 PM | Twitter Web App |
| BUT HILLARY'S EMAILS THO https://t.co/XvmgG3Dl0D | Friday, August 14, 2020 1:23:14 PM | Twitter Web App |
| These motherfuckers said they'd undo my 10% pay cut, but instead sent me a $25 Amazon gift card for my hard work 10 years of service. $25 gift card. https://t.co/JSsw28MRhE | Thursday, August 13, 2020 9:30:53 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @realDonaldTrump Get the fuck out of my state In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet | Friday, August 07, 2020 12:34:42 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Fuck my entire life. Fuck all of 2020. I hate it all. Is there like a do over button somewhere? | Friday, July 31, 2020 9:48:25 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @MSEdgeDev I'm pretty sure I have the real version installed and it's crashing... Used to use Edge Dev,then installed the final version over it a few weeks ago. Crashes until I shut off google search in the address bar Version 84.0.522.48 (Official build) (64-bit) In reply to @MSEdgeDev's tweet | Thursday, July 30, 2020 9:18:23 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @realDonaldTrump You know you're going to lose in a landslide and are already trying to brainwash your mindless followers with bullshit excuses why you are going to lose. Fuck outta here dude, you are the worst president in history. Andrew Jackson was a literal murderer and you're still worse. In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet | Thursday, July 30, 2020 1:56:11 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Welp, guess they'll die https://t.co/lpXSUrcMu9 | Friday, July 24, 2020 12:41:29 PM | Twitter Web App |
| 6pm and i'm helping a manager push a one line change to a git repo which takes 25 seconds and it's been 20 mins already and i want to die | Thursday, July 23, 2020 6:22:42 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Michael Kay just said he had a thick neck, as he was showing pictures of him & John Sterling from the 70s/80s (for the second day in a row, mind you) and I'm about to throw up a little bit in my mouth | Monday, July 20, 2020 7:09:28 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Whoever created these ID ranges in this DB manually is an moron asshole. 54 rows in the table and the IDs go up to 100 million. I was batching through this by 100 and was wondering why it never finished https://t.co/8lilhPIffu | Friday, July 17, 2020 2:48:45 PM | Twitter Web App |
| It's named Reggie and he legit takes this shark into metal concert mosh pits. I cannot make this shit up. I'm not that creative In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Friday, July 17, 2020 1:56:27 AM | Twitter Web App |
| This sitar dude has an encased baby shark and allegedly it's his best friend, companion and he takes it everywhere... But this sitar is so chill tho In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Friday, July 17, 2020 1:55:12 AM | Twitter Web App |
| It's almost 2am and I'm watching a dude play a sitar live on Reddit and I really need to reevaluate my life | Friday, July 17, 2020 1:52:26 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Wear a mask you stupid fucks https://t.co/5ILbNPC23h | Tuesday, July 14, 2020 9:46:16 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @realDonaldTrump You're an asshole In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet | Thursday, July 09, 2020 12:58:26 PM | Twitter Web App |
| My Middle School 2000-2002 hip hop + R&B fire jams playlist is 🔥🔥🔥. Prove me wrong. https://t.co/1cWocF5u93 | Wednesday, July 08, 2020 10:17:37 AM | Twitter Web App |
| 99% harmless you brain-dead fucking moron @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/D9BRfC9ZOh | Monday, July 06, 2020 2:24:04 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I just searched our company slack for Jesus Christ, and it was me complaining about shit 45 times | Monday, July 06, 2020 2:14:02 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @RMerlinDev From your experience, which Asus AX model do they seem to update the most? I'm looking for the AX equivalent to the AC68U. I want the best possible AX model that you think will be supported for a long time. (I was burned by their awful support for the AC-87U) | Wednesday, July 01, 2020 2:15:23 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Good. The shit year's half over. Might be shit for the next couple of years, but it'll all work out in the end | Wednesday, July 01, 2020 1:18:18 AM | Twitter Web App |
| GET THE ACTUAL FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THIS HORSE SHIT BILL. YOU CANNOT ALLOW BACKDOORS INTO ENCRYPTION, PERIOD. IT WILL BE MISUSED. @LindseyGrahamSC @TomCottonAR @MarshaBlackburn https://t.co/JURjBqnds3. | Friday, June 26, 2020 3:21:43 PM | Twitter Web App |
| When you paste error logs into Slack without making them block text, and your org has an emoji for 40s LOL https://t.co/vd24lWam9y | Thursday, June 25, 2020 12:50:46 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @AjitPaiFCC @FCC @SenateCommerce You still have that dumbass Reese's mug, you corporate shill? In reply to @AjitPaiFCC's tweet | Tuesday, June 23, 2020 10:32:44 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @Brain_Gravy1 @ColumbusGov No one cares if you get Covid, but you should wear one to avoid killing others In reply to @Brain_Gravy1's tweet | Tuesday, June 23, 2020 3:04:02 PM | Twitter Web App |
| This chick has a huge rack, so listen up https://t.co/NZFo0o5GGB | Tuesday, June 23, 2020 3:01:55 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I mean... I love science and shit, but I think we could find a better use for $23 billion dollars other than a 62 mile tube to smash particles together. On the plus side, maybe they'll end the world https://t.co/ljBwrolgVp | Monday, June 22, 2020 4:11:54 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @mustang_sarah @USPS The United States is a garbage country In reply to @mustang_sarah's tweet | Monday, June 22, 2020 3:59:50 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @JJFromTheBronx @NkirbyNYY I knew he's been gone, but seeing this tweet just jolted me In reply to @JJFromTheBronx's tweet | Friday, June 19, 2020 2:44:17 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @realDonaldTrump Anyone who likes you is an utter fool In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet | Thursday, June 18, 2020 3:00:25 PM | Twitter Web App |
| These three Supreme Court garbage CLOWNS actually think it's okay to discriminate against LGBTQ employees in the year 2020. How in the world is this ethical? Good thing their garbage opinion doesn't matter and they can go https://t.co/JSsw28MRhE https://t.co/n3afgBZ6bP | Wednesday, June 17, 2020 12:59:16 AM | Twitter Web App |
| This tweet is a lie. They are enforcing off peak fares. Guess I shouldn't be commenting if I moved out of the NY area. I admit when I'm wrong, unlike our idiot president https://t.co/jDCZtZ2z97 | Monday, June 15, 2020 12:49:28 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @MetroNorth @MTA Oh, nice. Thanks. This is what happens when I move away and am out of the loop In reply to @MetroNorth's tweet | Monday, June 15, 2020 12:48:30 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Love how the @MTA @MetroNorth email defines peak hours until 6PM, but they charge peak fares until 9PM https://t.co/LcMtqggJ7i | Monday, June 15, 2020 12:16:23 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @realDonaldTrump ONE MILLION IDIOTS WHO SHOULD BE PURGED In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet | Monday, June 15, 2020 9:32:10 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @johncraven1 It causes radiation particles to stick to you if there is fallout! Conditioner is a huge no-no in radioactive areas In reply to @johncraven1's tweet | Tuesday, June 09, 2020 9:33:48 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Now I'm not saying defund police because you can't have flat out lawlessness, but something has to shake up the entire system because it's broken In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, June 09, 2020 12:03:12 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Ya know, there are good and bad of everyone... But let me tell you, most cops are fucked in the head, power tripping psychopaths who think they're the second coming of Christ. #bluelivesmurder | Monday, June 08, 2020 11:59:01 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Ya know... I was googling some names of some black victims of police brutality to read their stories (because it's easy to forget them all) https://t.co/i34ul9z140 This is FUCKING HEINOUS. HOW DID THIS COP GET LET OFF THE HOOK? Castile didn't even do anything and got shot 5x | Monday, June 08, 2020 11:56:54 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @MayorGinther @BarackObama How's that vice unit doing? In reply to @MayorGinther's tweet | Monday, June 08, 2020 11:50:40 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I'm literally trying to work for free, after a huge covid related pay cut, and cannot because they're MORONS. Their loss. Oh and when this project flops, not my problem In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, June 08, 2020 11:48:42 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Ya know... Finally got a free moment to work on some shit for work that I never have time for and am way behind on, and the asshole parent company disabled my prod account so EAT A DICK. | Monday, June 08, 2020 11:45:44 PM | Twitter Web App |
| #bunkerboi https://t.co/XjE2fLNEpv | Monday, June 08, 2020 6:14:29 PM | Twitter Web App |
| This country fuckin sucks https://t.co/NlPwtuaVVX | Monday, June 08, 2020 1:32:05 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Hey @realDonaldTrump look at all these terrorists just standing here peacefully, not harming anyone https://t.co/egvkWEiNgR | Friday, June 05, 2020 1:55:15 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Sounds to me like something only a "very stable genius" would tweet. The use of overwhelming force and domination. Very. Stable. Genius. 👏 https://t.co/Oxh09fXWx7 | Tuesday, June 02, 2020 9:41:59 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @realDonaldTrump The country is burning and you only care about your ego In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet | Monday, June 01, 2020 10:30:37 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @TheRightMelissa @realDonaldTrump The founding fathers were all slave owners and murderers of Native Americans. America was founded on pillaging and fraud. We are a very sad country. In reply to @TheRightMelissa's tweet | Monday, June 01, 2020 9:13:02 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Is this cop in jail yet? He's a murderer. How is he allowed to walk free after killing a man in public https://t.co/0AvyC1HCkT | Thursday, May 28, 2020 11:24:13 AM | Twitter Web App |
| MAKE TWITTER GREAT AGAIN | Wednesday, May 27, 2020 3:11:10 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @realDonaldTrump kill yourself In reply to @realDonaldTrump's tweet | Wednesday, May 27, 2020 12:47:47 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I didn't look at the username I was messing with. I was flat out just being an asshole. Welp, this is my parody Twitter anyway. But I should reevaluate my life In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Saturday, May 23, 2020 1:43:07 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Naval Ravikant (@naval) blocked me on Twitter | Saturday, May 23, 2020 1:32:18 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Gotta love getting bought out and the CTO demands we change clouds for no goddamn reason other than to change something In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, May 19, 2020 9:55:07 AM | Twitter Web App |
| AWS is fucking stupid. How is this the most popular cloud? Maybe it's just me resistant to change, but the way roles work are infuriating. | Tuesday, May 19, 2020 9:54:32 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @naval This is the biggest full of shit tweet I've ever seen. Racism is rampant here. African American males are liable to get shot at for doing absolutely nothing wrong Get the fuck real. | Monday, May 18, 2020 11:10:10 AM | Twitter Web App |
| I see they finally got their lives together. A migration tool from Play music, gapless playback, and the design is pretty nice. https://t.co/fC0FF7BF2f | Sunday, May 17, 2020 12:41:14 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @AjitPaiFCC @FBI @CISAgov @CISAKrebs Clarification - I meant @AjitPaiFCC only. Not the other orgs I mentioned. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, May 13, 2020 11:21:30 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @AjitPaiFCC @FBI @CISAgov @CISAKrebs You and the Trump administration are just as crooked as China, if not worse! In reply to @AjitPaiFCC's tweet | Wednesday, May 13, 2020 11:11:03 AM | Twitter Web App |
| lol @SlackHQ https://t.co/FM74LubU4m | Tuesday, May 12, 2020 7:57:50 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Dude these murder hornets have faces that look like fuckin Anime characters. Don't tell me someone didn't genetically create this shit to fuck with us all | Monday, May 11, 2020 11:42:24 AM | Twitter Web App |
| https://t.co/8iopsnZF0T In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, May 06, 2020 5:33:41 PM | Twitter Web App |
| The polar vortex that's dropped over the eastern half of the country can go fuck itself, the stupid bastard. Didn't drop down all winter, so I got no snow, but when I want spring weather, it decided to just hang around. Middle of fucking may and it's going to be below freezing. | Wednesday, May 06, 2020 5:33:28 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Was on your average work call. Text from wife: https://t.co/1X2LEcSKHa | Wednesday, May 06, 2020 5:11:14 PM | Twitter Web App |
| It's the year 2020, and the fact that reputable news sites have a front page article telling people not to ingest cleaning supplies is just... I have no words. Meanwhile on Fox News: "What the President actually meant was..." | Friday, April 24, 2020 11:23:32 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Github was much more stable before MSFT bought them | Tuesday, April 21, 2020 11:48:05 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Half fucking dead because it goes from 70 to 25 to 70 to 25. Plus it didnt even snow this winter so the bugs are going to be out the fuck of control KILL IT ALL WITH FIRE In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, April 16, 2020 4:42:53 PM | Twitter Web App |
| 2020: Attend funeral over facetime | Thursday, April 16, 2020 4:35:15 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Here's a picture of the tulips in my backyard on this date 2019 vs today. 2020 FUCKING SUCKS https://t.co/WsUhwcqS6o | Thursday, April 16, 2020 4:34:11 PM | Twitter Web App |
| fuck everything | Thursday, April 16, 2020 1:23:20 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Taking the Science of Well Being (a free Yale course on Coursea), and Jesus Christ on the Cross, commit me immediately to the nearest mental health zoo | Saturday, April 11, 2020 8:23:28 PM | Twitter Web App |
| But who's going to pick my blueberries?https://t.co/gdStKSefpN | Thursday, April 09, 2020 2:52:56 PM | Twitter Web App |
| See, we always make fun of Canada, but they know how to do things right: https://t.co/M1s7xZeZ87 🇨🇦 | Thursday, April 09, 2020 12:44:54 PM | Twitter Web App |
| The US Government is being run like a fucking reality TV show. It's the real-life Apprentice... Idiot @realDonaldTrump doesn't like his inspector generals reports? No worries - just fire them and get people who tell him what he wants to hear instead | Wednesday, April 08, 2020 1:19:37 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @I_S_H_Y_ @googlenest Nest stinks. It's always down | Wednesday, April 08, 2020 11:05:08 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @googlenest cameras are down Cameras are expensive hunks. @WyzeCam is $20 and works better | Wednesday, April 08, 2020 10:49:31 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @RMerlinDev Is this something you anticipate that they'll do with all the newer models "in the name of security?" Could this cause issues for people trying to use Asus-Merlin in the future? In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet | Monday, April 06, 2020 11:32:11 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Someone ban this dumb motherfucker from science. Someone ban him from everything https://t.co/iOgOB4zWV4 | Monday, April 06, 2020 7:01:36 AM | Twitter Web App |
| how could hell be any worse | Friday, April 03, 2020 10:12:04 AM | Twitter Web App |
| 2020 needs to fucking end already. What a garbage year | Thursday, April 02, 2020 8:44:42 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @HobbyLobby way to ignore states' shelter in place orders and open during a pandemic national emergency I HOPE YOU GAY HATING JESUS FREAKS CATCH THE CORONA | Wednesday, April 01, 2020 8:45:40 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I always disliked, but respected @Apple, but this is a dick move. Fuckers. You know how many apps use that API? Now we're stuck with either google weather, https://t.co/LyZGSRzV2A or accuweather and those all suck. In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, March 31, 2020 9:28:50 PM | Twitter Web App |
| APPLE JUST BOUGHT DARKSKY and told Android users and API users to fuck themselves. @madebygoogle: This is WAR. You need to step up the weather game on Android 11 | Tuesday, March 31, 2020 9:27:25 PM | Twitter Web App |
| FUCKING @Apple BOUGHT AND RUINED DARKSKY. Can only use it on iOS. And shutting down the API. Assholes. | Tuesday, March 31, 2020 9:17:08 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @RMerlinDev Is there any way to export the "Traffic Analyzer - Statistic" graphs as a PDF/image or a table of the data? | Monday, March 30, 2020 12:46:28 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I fucking hate my job so much and I'm so lucky to still have one. A few months ago before the virus, I could have had any devops job i wanted. now i'm stuck working with idiots who keep undoing all my good processes with shit and bureaucracy | Thursday, March 26, 2020 9:12:27 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @HPWizardsUnite How am I supposed to complete the event if I can't pick up energy on the map. It's beyond full because I've been at home doing the daily tasks, getting 10 per day In reply to @HPWizardsUnite's tweet | Wednesday, March 25, 2020 10:10:33 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @DanPatrick You're a fuckin moron telling people to get back to their daily lives. Yes, we want the economy to go back to normal, but if millions of people die, that will be harder to do. @NationalGuard needs to put him in isolation so he can't open his whore mouth and kill more people In reply to @DanPatrick's tweet | Tuesday, March 24, 2020 1:17:06 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Millennials to baby boomers: You heed the fucking advice. All you olds are going out and ignoring everything. We're in our bunkers https://t.co/NWweY3r06Q | Wednesday, March 18, 2020 3:39:29 PM | Twitter Web App |
| ...in reality: A Chrome Canary canvas rendering bug. Or the webpage caught the virus In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, March 17, 2020 11:47:31 PM | Twitter Web App |
| When the acid kicks in https://t.co/pl6UlfCdxP | Tuesday, March 17, 2020 11:46:49 PM | Twitter Web App |
| West Virginia doesn't have any Coronavirus cases because they don't have science in West Virginia. Only coal mining hillbillies | Tuesday, March 17, 2020 3:59:15 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Guess they should go ahead and cancel that wall construction to pay for this https://t.co/MBPJN2iV0d | Tuesday, March 17, 2020 1:50:40 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I didn't realize this virus had an assigned race. The fuck's wrong with people | Monday, March 16, 2020 11:11:40 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Never cared for DeWine, but he basically told a judge to fuck off and canceled the election anyway. Guy's handling this 'rus like a boss. State only has a couple confirmed cases and he's like "nah, out testing blows. 100mil have it. Shut all the shit down" | Monday, March 16, 2020 11:09:35 PM | Twitter Web App |
| And Darkness and Decay and the Red Death held illimitable dominion over all. | Friday, March 13, 2020 6:15:11 PM | Twitter Web App |
| https://t.co/gpFeDpywXc | Friday, March 13, 2020 3:20:12 PM | Twitter Web App |
| 2020 was a piece of shit year from day 1. Literally had the shittiest start to the year and it's fucked more than ever now | Thursday, March 12, 2020 5:17:17 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Great use of an Engineer III's salary... I'm a git instructor In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, March 12, 2020 2:03:34 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Not that anyone's working during the plague, but let's just stop my complex scripts I'm focusing on to show a new engineer how to do basic shit in ansible NBD. My shit can slip and I can look like an asshole while I train new people on basic shit like logging into shit | Thursday, March 12, 2020 2:03:12 PM | Twitter Web App |
| We have the utmost buffoon leading this country into the shitter | Thursday, March 12, 2020 1:43:31 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Is this shit satire, or serious? If it's true, I'm'a live to be a million! Going to have to disagree with it though. Being an asshole sucks https://t.co/pCOUWRh5xu | Wednesday, March 11, 2020 12:39:51 AM | Twitter Web App |
| My company is forcing us to download an app to send our location to them at all times because of the Corona virus and THEY CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES This isn't an ebola outbreak. | Tuesday, March 10, 2020 3:49:25 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @CNN touche. you do that on purpose 🤣 In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, March 10, 2020 11:44:09 AM | Twitter Web App |
| There's all these amazingly qualified Democrats, including women, and we end up with these two old farts who'd likely die of coronavirus if they got it https://t.co/CqT3MlXpFd | Tuesday, March 10, 2020 11:43:16 AM | Twitter Web App |
| RT @nachosarah: BREAKING: the country | Monday, March 09, 2020 3:25:53 PM | Twitter Web App |
| The NY Post is a garbage tabloid, but I believe this. Why does @andrewcuomo thinks he knows more about a transit system than a proven transit expert? Drove the guy out as it was improving and now it's gonna suck again https://t.co/6rrWYR8gyG | Friday, March 06, 2020 7:05:25 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @RockNationRadio @mitchlafon I usually don't buy @corona in the winter, but I feel they are getting some bad press from dumbdumbs, so I'm gonna buy a bunch and throw a March beach party! In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet | Friday, March 06, 2020 1:41:52 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Working on some legacy piece of shit script for work and some engineer included a 71 line batch file to get yesterday's date. If you do this, you should be permanently banned from the tech industry. CHRIST SAKES THAT'S A ONE LINER IN POWERSHELL | Friday, March 06, 2020 1:39:49 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @madebygoogle Will you PLEASE fix RCS? There is a giant thread of people where it keeps hanging on "Connecting..." Every other day I need to reset Carrier Services to get this working again. What the actual hell: https://t.co/FRXGYiYIeO FIX THE GODDAMN BUG | Tuesday, March 03, 2020 4:42:20 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @MetroNorth You're aware there's a divot on the right southbound rail, towards the rear (north) at the Scarsdale station, right? Should get that fixed so it doesn't cause wear on the wheels. Sounds like a huge clunk when trains drive over it https://t.co/1jgsZBR8AS | Monday, February 24, 2020 9:39:11 PM | Twitter Web App |
| The coronavirus panic is a fake phenomenon created by the New World Order to disrupt the economy. It is no worse than regular influenza. The only people who die from it (like the flu) are babies, elderly and those with compromised immune systems | Monday, February 24, 2020 11:22:32 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Alright Cisco, we're going to the moon! | Wednesday, February 19, 2020 11:04:50 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Filled out my TPS report for these fucking suits: https://t.co/pxnpGZc5qK | Wednesday, February 19, 2020 4:56:16 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I tried to say it was the dog's chair,but they didn't speak English. mi perra babeaba en mi silla. no es jizz In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, February 19, 2020 2:54:15 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I'm actually mortified rn because the cleaning people started wiping down my papasan chair, which my dog drools all over... And it looks like jizz | Wednesday, February 19, 2020 2:51:46 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I just lost it on my gas company because their portal looks like it's from the 90s and they don't support auto pay or paperless billing Literally forgot to pay a bill because WHO THE FUCK DOESN'T SUPPORT DIRECT DEBIT PAYMENTS IN 2020? https://t.co/Ssy1CODjZF | Monday, February 17, 2020 9:36:21 PM | Twitter Web App |
| .NET assembly binding redirects can suck a mammoth cock | Thursday, February 13, 2020 2:48:11 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @cvspharmacy Tell your tech people I went to sign up for an account on https://t.co/GEwpcutTIU and it just hung there forever. But the account was created when I went to log in later. Bad user experience https://t.co/LuFmDdsvB8 | Wednesday, February 12, 2020 1:51:26 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @RMerlinDev If budget is not an issue, what is the newest/best ASUS router I could buy, that will have ASUS and Merlin Firmware support for a long time? I want to upgrade my 87U (iOS devices and 5G have been dropping a lot lately) | Friday, February 07, 2020 11:38:14 AM | Twitter Web App |
| followed by https://t.co/yUYCCzRu7B | Thursday, February 06, 2020 7:51:30 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Commit messages from where I work. This was my commit https://t.co/CS7xloRKf1 | Thursday, February 06, 2020 7:49:53 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I don't know wtf a coronavirus is, but this dude can just stay right the fuck in China and never come back home. I don't need this plague in my backyard. https://t.co/uQMczBnfS9 | Sunday, January 26, 2020 9:29:05 PM | Twitter Web App |
| climate change denying cunts @realDonaldTrump @gop In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Friday, January 24, 2020 12:58:01 PM | Twitter Web App |
| No fucking shit. Only snow I've seen all winter was one dusting and January is almost over. The fuck. I love snow https://t.co/8ronM6h3xa | Friday, January 24, 2020 12:57:34 PM | Twitter Web App |
| 5 years ago: "Coconut oil is good! Eat lots of coconut oil in your diet" Now: "Coconut oil is bad. Don't eat coconut oil" https://t.co/uBJ10NBJtW | Tuesday, January 21, 2020 5:38:19 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @sadlercj @RMerlinDev I am SO mad I bought the 87U a few years ago... Whatever bullshit chipset they went with, Asus hardly ever updates it. It's always behind Merlin builds because they don't release GPL code for it. Also drops iOS devices like crazy. No issue with laptops or Androids | Tuesday, January 21, 2020 3:14:18 PM | Twitter Web App |
| A fucking raving lunatic https://t.co/zklBPz599n | Wednesday, January 15, 2020 1:54:42 PM | Twitter Web App |
| so jelly of this guy's setup. I want to live in a net zero house! https://t.co/d1Lajmisod | Thursday, January 09, 2020 3:52:50 PM | Twitter Web App |
| We're drinking our asses off, apparently... https://t.co/yqXCVwpxFU | Wednesday, January 08, 2020 11:34:25 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @YouTube @YTCreators @googlephotos The new Youtube Studio cannot import video from google photos anymore? Looks like the option was removed, and when I try to use the classic uploader, it's broken Why?! https://t.co/AQsSf3osV6 | Friday, December 27, 2019 11:36:49 AM | Twitter Web App |
| dude FUCK RedHat/ CentOS and their FUCKING ANTIQUE packages. Why is it so goddamn convoluted to install Git 2.x https://t.co/R6ISmS9dNp | Wednesday, December 18, 2019 3:07:14 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I mean.. let the guy RIP in peace, but if you're an ex NHL player and ended up working physical labor at a paper plant at age 59, you've severely mismanaged your money https://t.co/gLefBXN91Z | Wednesday, December 18, 2019 11:46:36 AM | Twitter Web App |
| I'm over here with agita all week long, and half the motherfuckers I work with are at AWS in Vegas | Wednesday, December 04, 2019 12:39:33 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Man... Twitter threads are confusing as hell. That and the Android app made it seem like my replies weren't going through and then I check again and all my dupes posted. Twitter cray | Wednesday, December 04, 2019 12:09:17 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Someone please explain to me why on earth my @myQConnect garage door opener has/needs two IPs assigned to it and why the MAC addresses are unique CC: @internetofshit https://t.co/oMv0BPVK22 | Monday, December 02, 2019 12:01:55 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @ohiochristianal This is a load of crap. This is hatred. Did Jesus judge and hate? In reply to @ohiochristianal's tweet | Wednesday, November 27, 2019 11:00:17 AM | Twitter Web App |
| One day the sun will swallow the earth so why does anything matter? | Thursday, November 21, 2019 5:56:05 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @disneyplus IT IS https://t.co/GLrmL2vcUD In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Wednesday, November 13, 2019 1:31:02 PM | Twitter Web App |
| One of the devs' harddrives crashed and I spent 5 mins adding way to many Slack emojis to his team message https://t.co/kC2qais4k6 | Tuesday, November 12, 2019 1:42:54 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @disneyplus https://t.co/DRCyoBaoHP | Tuesday, November 12, 2019 1:15:31 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Pixar's Knick Knack cartoon short better be on @disneyplus because that's my jam | Tuesday, November 12, 2019 1:14:53 PM | Twitter Web App |
| The walrus was Paul | Tuesday, November 12, 2019 12:52:11 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I just took a piss on a conference call and my headset wasn't muted | Thursday, November 07, 2019 11:50:55 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @VenmoSupport Nevermind! Figured it out In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Friday, November 01, 2019 12:34:57 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @VenmoSupport Question on the Android App... I got a new device and do not see each person's payment history. Is that stored locally? Why would this not be restored from your end | Friday, November 01, 2019 12:25:37 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Welp. Tried to do a solid and pay the @MTA my $85 toll bill from September, but looks like their inept system won't allow it. Oh I'm out of state. Try to collect. https://t.co/dOXRPmK1yF | Saturday, October 26, 2019 9:00:15 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Maybe stop doing that and have a couple 1-2-3 innings, eh? Your pitch count is TOO DAMN HIGH In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, October 15, 2019 4:31:44 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I'll take getting out of that jam with just a bad pitch solo shot... Sevy once again pitching in and out of jams and giving me a heart condition over here, just like the ALDS | Tuesday, October 15, 2019 4:31:08 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Jesus fuckin Christ, Severino | Tuesday, October 15, 2019 4:25:59 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Why do Italian peeps celebrate an Italian dude, sailing for Spain, discovering the island of HISPANOLA (Haiti & the DR)... "Eheyyyy. A fellow paisan discovered America" In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, October 14, 2019 12:55:55 PM | Twitter Web App |
| IDK what's more appalling... Her sending me a picture of her animated character on an emoji dick; or celebrating the raping and murdering of indigenous Caribbean peoples In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Monday, October 14, 2019 12:52:09 PM | Twitter Web App |
| My mom just sent me a bitmoji of her lounging on an eggplant, wishing me a Happy Columbus Day. | Monday, October 14, 2019 12:50:47 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Paxton STINKS | Sunday, October 13, 2019 8:46:05 PM | Twitter Web App |
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