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Jesus Christ https://t.co/MDcZVTIK46 Monday, January 09, 2023 5:47:40 PMTwitter Web App
Insanity. Keep trying over and over again and getting the same result. These absolute imbeciles. Party is split and in shambles. https://t.co/fNsd5dS1zq Thursday, January 05, 2023 3:52:07 PMTwitter Web App
@notshenetworks My grandpa used to wash his hands in kerosene to get grease off. Dude lived to 98. But all their polluting and nonsense policies have made it worse off for Millennials and beyond.

That being said, plastics, PFAs, pesticides, food additives, etc are poisoning us slowly.
In reply to @shenetworks's tweet
Wednesday, January 04, 2023 10:39:45 AMTwitter Web App
LOL NYC in 2010. Now I could smoke a j and shotgun a beer in the middle of the street and no one would give a shit https://t.co/EUamDpWgnD Thursday, December 22, 2022 11:34:52 PMTwitter Web App
Whoever invented Elf on the Shelf is a fuckin prick. Thursday, December 22, 2022 11:03:11 PMTwitter Web App
I just fucked up my maintenance. Didn't cause any impact but I botched the steps because this is convoluted bullshit and I can't keep up with how full of shit our stack is configured. Once we replace it, it'll suck less Wednesday, December 21, 2022 11:32:06 PMTwitter Web App
my job and our piece of shit legacy software we have is annoying the shit out of me because the fact that I need to log on to reboot fucking servers in 2022 is a gd disgrace Wednesday, December 21, 2022 10:35:02 PMTwitter Web App
Ticketmaster is fucking trash. I had two tickets I ran out of time buying bc I was looking for my CC and it never released those seats when I tried to repurchase them Thursday, December 15, 2022 12:58:35 PMTwitter Web App
Yo @elonmusk: Y u suspend @ElonJet? This is public data. Someone's just sharing it. What terms does this violate other than your own butthurtness? Thursday, December 15, 2022 12:19:12 PMTwitter Web App
How's Elon's "billionaire prick mind virus" doing today? Do I get shadowbanned for this? Tuesday, December 13, 2022 12:29:23 PMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer wth is this 3D printed save button doing there?
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
Tuesday, December 13, 2022 11:09:41 AMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle @rosterloh I spent $1,312.89 for this piece of shit, a case that turned yellow and fell apart in 8 months and $300 in insurance claims. What a gd piece of shit phone
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:54:50 AMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle @rosterloh I dont know why I keep buying these pieces of shit. I don't like iPhones. But get your shit together and start making better shit.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:53:04 AMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle Tell @rosterloh this is fucking unacceptable and to produce better phones. Literally the in screen fingerprint reader on the 6 pro is horse shit garbage. It reads my fingerprint probably 20% of the time
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:52:32 AMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle And it's not just that the screen cracks. The glass pierces the display and destroys the OLED panel and digitizer, rendering it useless
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:50:55 AMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle A screen should not break falling off your lap onto a wood floor. This happened TWICE with the 6 Pro and it's dumb fucking rounded corners
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:50:25 AMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle The Pixel 4 had the soli face unlock gimmick, which was useless during the pandemic with masks. It was small and had a shit battery. The 6 Pro is on my list of worst phones I've owned. The modem is a piece of shit and 4G to 5G handoff is trash, it overheats ...
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:49:28 AMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle I have been loyal to Google Pixels since the 2, and owned the 4 and 6 Pro. Although the hardware and cameras improve, the overall user experience has gotten shitter every iteration for me.
In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet
Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:48:28 AMTwitter Web App
Happy Tuesday. I broke my phone again and no one gets along with me. Today sucks again. It's been cloudy and gloomy for a week straight. Fuck everything Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:46:31 AMTwitter Web App
Happy Monday everything sucks Monday, December 12, 2022 9:52:39 AMTwitter Web App
Iight he was right about TikTok being some Chinese bullshit that's out to get us, but he's still a jagoff https://t.co/XAJv4iEl2Q Saturday, December 03, 2022 11:36:04 AMTwitter Web App
If I can smell your shitty perfume from the other end of the table, it's N95 time Thursday, December 01, 2022 2:40:31 PMTwitter Web App
Specifically Google. Get your shit together.
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, December 01, 2022 3:40:40 AMTwitter Web App
Everyone gives me shit for being negative and calling ut tech companies, but no. I'm sorry. You're tracking my every move and making ad revenue off me. So I get to demand that your shit works well and your UX isn't whack Thursday, December 01, 2022 3:40:13 AMTwitter Web App
If @youtubemusic wants to be relevant, their AI needs to have our end of year summaries out at the same time Spotify does their wrap. Last year, I got mine in February. Do better Thursday, December 01, 2022 3:39:27 AMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer So you promise not to do this, right? https://t.co/uo2ceihJUk
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
Thursday, December 01, 2022 3:36:33 AMTwitter Web App
@madebygoogle Thx, but no need to clog up your support queue. This is an architectural issue, and I look forward to Pixels improving with each iteration
In reply to @madebygoogle's tweet
Tuesday, November 29, 2022 6:01:43 PMTwitter Web App
Nice UI over here, @elonmusk

Who do you have to fire next to fix it? Or is it that there are no engineers left? https://t.co/0zw2Q9UN0r 		Tuesday, November 29, 2022 5:50:18 PMTwitter Web App
What an uncivilized shithole country. How do you threaten to torture the families of people who do something you don't agree with. Straight up terror regime. Fuck em https://t.co/BlmnYx22pb Tuesday, November 29, 2022 5:37:48 PMTwitter Web App
Pro Tips: For the Pixel 8, use an ultrasonic fingerprint reader. This optical thing is trash. Make face unlock on the 7 work in low light. Also, Make Tensor 3 not overheat doing basic things, right? @madebygoogle @rosterloh

<3, random internet stranger 		Tuesday, November 29, 2022 5:21:56 PMTwitter Web App
Spirit Airlines has absolutely no one at the gate. Flight is delayed 3 hours and they literally have no one to help people who will be missing their connecting flights because it's a bullshit ratchet airline.

I have nowhere to be until tomorrow, so I'm coo. But they suck 		Sunday, November 27, 2022 4:04:50 PMTwitter Web App
This thing slaps. If money were no object, I'd grab a bunch https://t.co/9p9Ah8Q9zy Friday, November 25, 2022 11:43:41 PMTwitter Web App
Grab yourself some Anker shit for Black Friday/Cyber Monday. Their stuff is SOLID. Friday, November 25, 2022 11:35:24 PMTwitter Web App
@notshenetworks I found out my grandma was paying $320/month for cable/phone/internet, extra boxes, premium channels, etc. she doesn't use 95% of that all.

She has a linksys wireless G router from 2006. Imagine how insecure that firmware is

🤦‍♀️
In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet
Wednesday, November 23, 2022 10:53:14 PMTwitter Web App
Competitor platforms to Mastodon:

Pterodactyl! Triceratops! Saber Toothed Tiger! Tyrannosaurus!

https://t.co/0xienMovhH 		Saturday, November 19, 2022 1:08:18 AMTwitter Web App
Elon's getting rid of the tweet source because too many Google marketing peeps keep posting brand content frm their iPhones.

Scandal on scandal on scandal. Elon fucking shit up. What a time to be alive! 		Saturday, November 19, 2022 12:47:28 AMTwitter Web App
My last tweet I sent via SMS was gold https://t.co/39grSn9VPW Saturday, November 19, 2022 12:44:44 AMTwitter Web App
@ky9 https://t.co/p0WhZ3QD4k
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Saturday, November 19, 2022 12:43:23 AMTwitter Web App
Yes you got this wrong, Elon https://t.co/v9fUgDLenE Saturday, November 19, 2022 12:37:18 AMTwitter Web App
@Ticketmaster You had one job.

I hope T-Swift fucks you guys up and finishes the work Pearl Jam couldn't do

Suck it Ticketmaster
In reply to @Ticketmaster's tweet
Saturday, November 19, 2022 12:36:57 AMTwitter Web App
Twitter is a clown platform, bro Thursday, November 17, 2022 11:37:46 PMTwitter Web App
Yep, as predicted, everything's hacky asf. But I figured it out and it can eat a bag of dicks. Thursday, November 17, 2022 1:08:36 AMTwitter Web App
I keep getting Twitter spam from DMs and also being added to private groups of nonsense. Fix this bullshit Elon ffs. Thursday, November 17, 2022 12:26:00 AMTwitter Web App
Pearl Jam couldn't take down Ticketmaster. I hope my girl Tay Tay fucks them up! Thursday, November 17, 2022 12:23:33 AMTwitter Web App
Half of my job is just dicking around with shitty infrastructure code until it works right, and it's a pain in my gd ass because even though idk wtf I'm doing, everyone else sucks at it too. Wednesday, November 16, 2022 11:36:33 PMTwitter Web App
@TechTickles I have the same identity crisis. I've been using this silly name since 2001 and I'm sure there's stuff I posted that would be frowned upon by employers.

I ended up making separate accounts for my "professional" life, but I don't use them as much and it's hard to build community
In reply to @TechTickles's tweet
Thursday, November 10, 2022 10:09:12 AMTwitter Web App
I'll give dickhead Elon all my DOGE to get verified. Ya know, the bullshit crypto that turned $100 into $20 Tuesday, November 08, 2022 2:06:34 PMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer This is actual insanity. Who goes up to someone sitting inside their car to initiate a conversation? Let alone try to see if your doors are locked or not
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
Friday, November 04, 2022 12:36:20 PMTwitter Web App
This is absolute insanity that installing Azure CLI does this to my computer. This has been installing for 10 minutes already. It's a CLI. Extract the files and add them to the path. Wtf Microsoft https://t.co/2JzFwmBF9X Thursday, November 03, 2022 1:10:24 AMTwitter Web App
Elon you DOG! Buying Twitter and running train through their exec team. What a wacky guy, and time to be alive Thursday, October 27, 2022 11:53:04 PMTwitter Web App
@TechTickles https://t.co/TRtCvvkFtp
In reply to @TechTickles's tweet
Wednesday, October 26, 2022 9:58:27 AMTwitter Web App
Can someone tell Biden not to rerun in 2024? Literally no one likes him. Like Bro. You're almost 80. You want to deal with all this bullshit for the next 6 years? Thursday, October 20, 2022 1:36:31 PMTwitter Web App
I just got invited to a 9am tomorrow to help band-aid some infrastructure that I said back in 2015 was a complete pile of shit that should be immediately thrown out and rewritten from the ground up.

Yet In the year of our Lord 2022, I'm still dealing with this. I chose wrong. 		Wednesday, October 19, 2022 1:03:25 AMTwitter Web App
LMFAO the Cleveland Guardians spent the night in a hotel in Yonkers because they checked out of their hotel due to a rain delay Tuesday, October 18, 2022 6:28:04 PMTwitter Web App
Poor Tito is gonna get so much shit for not challenging that, but it's good for me so whatevs Tuesday, October 18, 2022 5:29:47 PMTwitter Web App
Got paged for work on a day where I'm the only parent home and it's breaking my 3 year old's heart and I want to punch every suit in the gd face for this Saturday, October 08, 2022 2:52:27 PMTwitter Web App
@RMerlinDev Sorry to hear about the hardware failure and glad you're back on track. What's new in 388 vs 386?
In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet
Wednesday, September 28, 2022 2:06:59 PMTwitter Web App
Unpopular opinion: This was a stupid fuckin idea that is going to damage the economy for a long time: https://t.co/TPQdjqm6cm

The actual issue is why the fuck college is so expensive to begin with. 		Monday, September 26, 2022 5:01:44 PMTwitter Web App
This is fucking appalling https://t.co/gef3KteBmX

Instructions on how to bypass security and install an untrustworthy apk on Android that probably collects data. App is a complete joke. It only loads a webview of the mobile site. They don't even hide the URL bar. 		Friday, September 23, 2022 3:15:53 AMTwitter Web App
Fuck out of here with a carbon dioxide shortage. Just pull it out of the atmosphere ffs. They've created an artificial shortage to charge more money, meanwhile the Earth's getting destroyed by global warming

https://t.co/BUwPhugrLO 		Thursday, September 22, 2022 5:50:34 PMTwitter Web App
@ohiolife LOL. We treat our pets with more dignity than humans. Eat a bag of dicks https://t.co/Cy9sY9M5e0
In reply to @ohiolife's tweet
Thursday, September 22, 2022 4:23:06 PMTwitter Web App
If you're waiting in a 5 mile line to see the dead ass queen, you're an asshole. Do something better with your life: https://t.co/zF9UM396wx Friday, September 16, 2022 9:26:23 AMTwitter Web App
Everyone relax about how Desantis and Abbott are sending non-citizen migrants north to fancy places... Giuliani used to have them killed. Family Guy said so, so it's probably not wrong. Thursday, September 15, 2022 2:20:59 PMTwitter Web App
If money were no object, I'd 100% to rage quit right Tuesday, September 13, 2022 12:31:26 PMTwitter Web App
JFC everyone's a fucking MORON today at work. I don't have any patience for this bullshit Tuesday, September 13, 2022 11:35:01 AMTwitter Web App
My company was bought out a couple years ago and I went from being a baller that knew my shit inside out to not being able to do fuckin anything right and they can eat a dick right now because it's the weekend Friday, September 09, 2022 4:43:50 PMTwitter Web App
Queen kicked the bucket, so that's all we're going to hear about for the next 2 months. Thursday, September 08, 2022 2:19:27 PMTwitter Web App
@lockheimer Before working on satellite phones, actually build a phone that doesn't overheat like mad first, and don't use a 1 year old crappy radio in a flagship *cough*Pixel6*Cough*
In reply to @lockheimer's tweet
Thursday, September 01, 2022 5:14:13 PMTwitter Web App
@crisisofconsc @_sysengineer Yall must be trying to do a man in the middle against it or DPI inspect/decrypt TLS traffic, because it gets an A on a Qualys scan (not an A+ though)

https://t.co/sShbAgeCfl
In reply to @crisisofconsc's tweet
Wednesday, August 31, 2022 2:08:10 PMTwitter Web App
@notshenetworks I'm waiting for an updated booster. Makes more sense to get vaxxed against the strain circulating than a strain that doesn't exist anymore. Plus, if you just got over covid, you'll have a certain level of immunity for now.

My kid just got over it, and somehow I didn't get it
In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet
Wednesday, August 31, 2022 1:29:12 PMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer Try working with people in California. They schedule 5:30pm meetings on Fridays

Also in NYC startup culture, peeps roll in at 10-11am, so any meetings before 11 are frowned upon. Totes different from gov
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
Wednesday, August 17, 2022 10:15:16 AMTwitter Web App
Langya Henipavirus (LayV).

WTF kind of shit is this and why does all this bullshit come from China? Get the actual f out of here with this nonsense

https://t.co/mvr91xZzue 		Thursday, August 11, 2022 12:47:11 AMTwitter Web App
gimme more gd serotonin in my gd synapses Friday, August 05, 2022 2:34:37 PMTwitter Web App
@GovRonDeSantis Stop regulating women's bodies you gd jagoff
In reply to @GovRonDeSantis's tweet
Thursday, August 04, 2022 5:06:38 PMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer I literally had an LED light outside my cube back in the day that was green/red with instructions for people to leave me the hell alone if it was red
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
Thursday, August 04, 2022 2:16:43 PMTwitter Web App
@davenewworld_2 Anyone who voted no on this shit deserves to suffer through every ailment every one of these veterans experienced.

Pro life... They're pro fetus until they stick you in the military and you come back fucked up in body and mind. Seriously this party needs to eat a bag of dicks
In reply to @davenewworld_2's tweet
Friday, July 29, 2022 5:42:50 PMTwitter Web App
I'm literally on a Zoom call with a guy taking over 5 minutes to create a calendar invite meeting for tomorrow Thursday, July 28, 2022 10:32:45 AMTwitter Web App
@DrOz lol go about being a fake TV doctor. TF do you know about politics.
In reply to @DrOz's tweet
Wednesday, July 27, 2022 2:15:49 PMTwitter Web App
Covid was like 1% fatal. Marburg is 100% fatal. If this shit turns into a pandemic, I don't want to be here for it. Just send me right off.

This shit, monkeypox. We're all doomed https://t.co/13Jk6s7wD1 		Wednesday, July 27, 2022 2:12:00 PMTwitter Web App
@crisisofconsc I have a doubt. I tried to submit a ticket here https://t.co/lFfyAnZZyb but it is not working. Please send IT to do the needful no later than today morning.
In reply to @crisisofconsc's tweet
Wednesday, July 27, 2022 12:30:20 PMTwitter Web App
This here is some cool shit. The US peaked. If Saudi Arabia pulls this off I'm going there https://t.co/s1ZUTyKtgL Tuesday, July 26, 2022 11:14:56 PMTwitter Web App
@notshenetworks @accuweather Any app where you buy premium to remove ads (which is supposed to be good forever), and then a year or so later, they come out with Premium Plus or some nonsense like that and tries to upsell you again with a recurring subscription pisses me the hell off.
In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet
Tuesday, July 26, 2022 10:14:27 PMTwitter Web App
Wow Twitter displayed this in a very stupid way... Not how i was intending this to look
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, July 26, 2022 11:06:47 AMTwitter Web App
https://t.co/yHjmwC5Ayx https://t.co/Z5xknxNPSx Tuesday, July 26, 2022 11:05:57 AMTwitter Web App
@RMerlinDev Is there a limit to number of clients on a 2.4ghz guest network? I didn't use up the whole DHCP pool. My smart plugs have been disconnecting, and when I contacted support they said the router failed to assign the plug an IP. RT-AX86U.
In reply to @RMerlinDev's tweet
Friday, July 22, 2022 10:50:43 AMTwitter Web App
I dont have the energy to deal with this rn https://t.co/dMB4SYkL1E Friday, July 22, 2022 12:44:12 AMTwitter Web App
Hey look. Add Missouri to the list of bumblefuck backwards states

https://t.co/4WnQVcSjOU 		Thursday, July 21, 2022 10:34:19 AMTwitter Web App
I just rewrote some ansible shit that generated configs and now it takes 45 seconds instead of 20 minutes and I was an idiot for doing it the way I did it since 2017 Thursday, July 21, 2022 4:27:24 AMTwitter Web App
@EngineerJusti If your phone has an OLED display, your battery is going to thank you for it
In reply to @EngineerJusti's tweet
Tuesday, July 19, 2022 10:45:53 AMTwitter Web App
@Sen_JoeManchin I hope you get coal miner's lung you dumb piece of shit https://t.co/TFPVsO8adg
In reply to @Sen_JoeManchin's tweet
Friday, July 15, 2022 4:26:37 PMTwitter Web App
Hope you radical and dumb motherfuckers have a shitty weekend: @MikeDeWine @DaveYostOH @ToddRokitaIN @HawleyMO @Jim_Jordan

https://t.co/3dk6z5mE7f 		Friday, July 15, 2022 4:19:59 PMTwitter Web App
Hey Texas, go fuck yourself. Hope your power grid crumbles https://t.co/3N1ZlEHgoK Thursday, July 14, 2022 4:29:49 PMTwitter Web App
David Yost is a pile of shit and I hope he drops his toast butter side down https://t.co/UuiPl86SVV Wednesday, July 13, 2022 5:54:27 PMTwitter Web App
@DaveYostOH Sir. You are ridiculous. The perp confessed to raping this kid and all you cared about was drinking the far right Kool Aid and denying it?

Imagine the trauma this poor child went through. On top of all of it, had to travel to Indiana for healthcare https://t.co/JojkPeo96r
In reply to @DaveYostOH's tweet
Wednesday, July 13, 2022 5:46:08 PMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer @notshenetworks Also, tf do you OD on fentanyl by picking up a dollar bill. I get that very low micrograms of it are fatal, but what'd she do, lick all her fingers after touching it?

I feel like the "touch anything fentanyl and die" is police propaganda
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Tuesday, July 12, 2022 6:30:40 PMTwitter Web App
@_sysengineer @notshenetworks all. the. time.

So much for Elon's edit button
In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet
Tuesday, July 12, 2022 6:29:44 PMTwitter Web App
Wimp ass motherfuckers https://t.co/72YWOHI9fD

Where are all you blue lives matter assholes now? 		Tuesday, July 12, 2022 6:23:52 PMTwitter Web App
Forced birth in a country where gun violence is the number one cause of death among children and teenagers Tuesday, July 12, 2022 5:58:53 PMTwitter Web App
The James Webb Space Telescope is blowing my mind. Although nothing was as exciting as getting high res images of Pluto. I wanted to see its surface ever since I was a kid

GJ NASA 		Tuesday, July 12, 2022 12:21:20 PMTwitter Web App
@RepMTG For what? I mean, he's a senile old man, but ya boy Donald and his cult followers actually incited riots and staged an insurrection
In reply to @RepMTG's tweet
Friday, July 08, 2022 2:26:57 PMTwitter Web App