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| @AZKellyT Separation of Church and State, doofus If people want Jesus, that's all fine and dandy but you can't force it on everyone. The whole point is religious freedom or no religion at all. | Friday, July 08, 2022 11:11:41 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Yes. Every empire falls. Learn history. US has been in decline for some time now and we're well on the way to a civil war https://t.co/tL7SSHd8T0 | Wednesday, July 06, 2022 12:39:36 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Why do I keep getting suggested posts about Nikola Tesla talking shit about Einstein. This is like the third one I got | Tuesday, July 05, 2022 11:10:03 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Fuckssake I want to work somewhere where I actually matter. I've literally been reduced to fucking busy work and am set up to fail | Thursday, June 30, 2022 11:29:39 AM | Twitter Web App |
| We have 6 piece of shit Supreme Court Justices and they need to be removed. I don't care how. They've gotta go | Thursday, June 30, 2022 10:20:42 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Oh Jesus Christ on the cross https://t.co/hVB2r0quYs The fucking country is in crisis. I'm flying my flag upside down this July 4th. Fuck SCOTUS | Thursday, June 30, 2022 10:17:52 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @crisisofconsc I boycotted Windows Vista in college. XP --> 7 In reply to @crisisofconsc's tweet | Thursday, June 30, 2022 9:26:23 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @laurenboebert America is on the wrong path because idiots like you control the Supreme Court and Trump architected the beginnings of the next Civil War you gd bitch In reply to @laurenboebert's tweet | Wednesday, June 29, 2022 5:10:27 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Jesus H. Christ https://t.co/e2CgxGTJQd | Wednesday, June 29, 2022 4:59:55 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @_sysengineer I use picpick. It's so much better. It's like SnagIt but free In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Tuesday, June 28, 2022 9:41:46 AM | Twitter Web App |
| RBG is spinning in her fucking grave rn. She better haunt the absolute FUCK out of any asshole who had anything to do with this ruling | Friday, June 24, 2022 1:55:51 PM | Twitter Web App |
| This guy is a real piece of shit. What ever happened to "don't tread on me" the fuck are you telling people what they can do or not https://t.co/WseEa9jNTE | Friday, June 24, 2022 1:47:22 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @GovRonDeSantis Fuck off. You're a real piece of shit In reply to @GovRonDeSantis's tweet | Friday, June 24, 2022 1:43:34 PM | Twitter Web App |
| You turtle necked motherfucker you. You're a shit stain https://t.co/6pFttju88F | Friday, June 24, 2022 1:39:35 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @TechTickles The US sucks In reply to @TechTickles's tweet | Friday, June 24, 2022 1:31:06 PM | Twitter Web App |
| RT @TFPDocBot: Fuck Brett Kavanaugh. Fuck Amy Comey Barrett. Fuck Neil Gorsuch. Fuck Clarence Thomas. Fuck Samuel Alito. Fuck John Roberts.… | Friday, June 24, 2022 1:11:46 PM | Twitter Web App |
| YOU CANNOT JUST GO AND REWRITE HISTORY | Friday, June 24, 2022 1:06:46 PM | Twitter Web App |
| FUCK THE SUPREME COURT FUCK THE UNTIED STATES. THIS COUNTRY SUCKS THERE BETTER BE RIOTS | Friday, June 24, 2022 1:06:03 PM | Twitter Web App |
| JFC. It gets even better. So we have level III engineers who can't fuckin use git. I can't teach the code if we're going to spend 30 minutes installing git and adding an ssh key. For fucks sake they're IDIOTS In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, June 23, 2022 10:15:00 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @notshenetworks dafuq In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet | Wednesday, June 22, 2022 5:39:52 PM | Twitter Web App |
| First day of the Summer solstice. Can we end this shit already? When's it going to snow again? | Tuesday, June 21, 2022 5:12:34 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @SteveKingIA Dude. What the actual fuck is this tweet?!?!? It's a gd shame you weren't aborted In reply to @SteveKingIA's tweet | Tuesday, June 21, 2022 3:25:36 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Yanks are winning the series this year https://t.co/bSHYz4GyjF | Friday, June 17, 2022 5:27:55 PM | Twitter Web App |
| This Jan 6th commission is a waste of time and money. It's not going to change any of the the idiots' minds, and none of these Trump cultists are going to get into any trouble as a result | Friday, June 17, 2022 3:53:23 PM | Twitter Web App |
| https://t.co/OgOyQ2Ns40 I mean, no matter what your political affiliation is, I think it makes sense helping Americans and keeping our products here to lower the prices. This is a no brainer. Companies are exporting more to make usurious profits and selling higher abroad. | Thursday, June 16, 2022 12:53:56 PM | Twitter Web App |
| $1.05/therm for natural gas? Shit was like 30 cents a year ago. Fuck natural gas. I'm setting my thermostat to 55 this winter and getting a dual fuel heat pump when my current AC condenser breaks so I can use less dinosaur farts and save the🌎 | Tuesday, June 14, 2022 11:35:42 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Fixed it https://t.co/lKZlNxqqWb In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Tuesday, June 14, 2022 11:02:42 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Let the Truth Social Trolling begin! https://t.co/7DIzgO46em | Tuesday, June 14, 2022 10:45:40 AM | Twitter Web App |
| There's literally a wikipedia article on it https://t.co/bx9CpfdlfA In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Thursday, June 09, 2022 4:37:01 PM | Twitter Web App |
| So apparently Kulkarni is like the Smith/Jones of India. There are like 20 people in my org with this last name | Thursday, June 09, 2022 4:35:19 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Fuckssake I hate my job | Thursday, June 09, 2022 4:09:10 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @_sysengineer Spotify does this too? Literally my #1 gripe about Youtube Music. The random/shuffle STINKS. I can shuffle through my liked songs and hear the same ones or more recently liked ones every single time, and not stuff I liked a while ago. I literally thought it was just them. In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Thursday, June 09, 2022 12:56:06 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I just searched the company slack for "Jesus Christ" "Jesus H. Christ" "Christ Almighty" and "JFC" and there were 178 mentions - all from me https://t.co/znUJtWW52H | Thursday, June 09, 2022 10:19:15 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Today annoyed the living shit out of me. Let's try this again tomorrow | Wednesday, June 08, 2022 10:38:10 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @nanwhaley Nan, I support you over the batshit Republicans, but $350 payments are laughable and aren't going to do anything except increase debt and inflation further In reply to @nanwhaley's tweet | Wednesday, June 08, 2022 12:44:20 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Someone posted about gas prices on Nextdoor and everyone seems to be an expert on economics and energy policy. They are also blaming Democrats only, because obviously high gas prices are exclusive to the United States These replies are giving me cancer | Wednesday, June 08, 2022 10:52:22 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @_sysengineer https://t.co/aBlg9228Ny In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Tuesday, June 07, 2022 10:28:51 AM | Twitter Web App |
| https://t.co/rWTUN19gQI "I'm cool with them, but I won't wear a rainbow patch, because, Jeebus" is literally a dumb shit explanation. | Monday, June 06, 2022 11:39:51 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @EngineerJusti I literally have this ability. I'm rewatching Stranger Things from season 1 because I remember loving it but only vaguely remember the first three seasons. My memory is for sh*t In reply to @EngineerJusti's tweet | Monday, June 06, 2022 10:46:59 AM | Twitter Web App |
| "The chief told reporters the shooting was an 'isolated incident'" Yes, mass shootings in the US are "isolated incidents" https://t.co/fnq2SWJz6v https://t.co/lLTinkbQWQ | Monday, June 06, 2022 9:31:08 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Shaggy's reggae rendition of Sinatra though | Wednesday, May 25, 2022 2:01:46 AM | Twitter Web App |
| I literally can't understand typescript | Wednesday, May 25, 2022 1:43:57 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @RepMTG You're a real sick bitch, you know that? | Wednesday, May 25, 2022 12:43:39 AM | Twitter Web App |
| This is a horse-toothed wacky bastard who has no right representing a festering pile of shit https://t.co/MGhQwo6WyQ | Wednesday, May 25, 2022 12:25:42 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Get the actual fuck out of here with this monkeypox shit. We're not even through the covid pandemic yet. Society peaked. We're all going to hell | Tuesday, May 24, 2022 11:33:05 AM | Twitter Web App |
| This needy-assed engineer needs to be able to do shit on his own without me holding his hand. Bruh's been here like 3 years. Learn how to do things | Tuesday, May 24, 2022 10:53:10 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @_sysengineer Right? I never understood the point of it. It looks silly. I think this is some archaic crap from the typewriter days, but somehow is still acceptable In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Monday, May 23, 2022 12:31:36 PM | Twitter Web App |
| You start a wildfire that ruined hundreds of thousands of acres, killed a firefighter and endangered birds? You should burn, sir In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Friday, May 20, 2022 10:22:05 PM | Twitter Web App |
| F this guy. 24 years in prison is too lenient. I say burn him at the stake. https://t.co/au15go5l0U | Friday, May 20, 2022 10:21:04 PM | Twitter Web App |
| What a dumb see you next Tuesday https://t.co/g8nEJrGh8R | Friday, May 20, 2022 6:02:00 PM | Twitter Web App |
| LOLOLOL. The Catholic Church. https://t.co/0dJzHYArH1 | Friday, May 20, 2022 5:55:31 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @GadsdenMarc I almost tweeted about monkeypox yesterday and the fact that you brought it up made me think I did... But I decided against it lol. But yeah, we're all screwed In reply to @GadsdenMarc's tweet | Friday, May 20, 2022 5:51:50 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I used to be a good engineer, then this horseshit company bought us out, I had to use their piece of shit stack, and now I feel like a literal dumb fuck who can't do anything right. This is a blow to my ego. | Friday, May 20, 2022 5:50:14 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Jesus fucking Christ. I go to the local pizza place / bar to treat myself and work from here for a late lunch, it's deserted, and an asshole walks in hacking up a lung. I stg if I get Covid Ima be pissed | Friday, May 20, 2022 3:57:06 PM | Twitter Web App |
| THIS TEAM. I wasn't worried when the Yanks were down by a run in the 9th with 2 outs. I literally wasn't worried, and they tied it. Now Judge the Alien is up | Thursday, May 19, 2022 4:14:42 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Aaron Hicks STINKS. He's gotta go. Shouldnt be on a World Series bound team | Thursday, May 19, 2022 3:49:28 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @_sysengineer I will make an exception for you to accept gifts In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Tuesday, May 17, 2022 9:45:46 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Yanks are good this year, but wife beating Chapman just isn't very sharp anymore | Monday, May 16, 2022 10:03:24 PM | Twitter Web App |
| The fuck are we doing in Somalia now? How are those backwards mfers a threat to the mainland US? I say fuck em. Maybe focus on fixing the collapse of the United States instead ffs. USA! USA! We can't feed our infants but we can be the world police https://t.co/xJlnVJuiaR | Monday, May 16, 2022 1:03:02 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Stock market is shit but I literally copied Warren Buffett and bought Occidental Petroleum a few weeks ago when he scooped up billions of dollars of it and that shit's up 20%. Just copy the guy. He's never wrong. You can't lose | Monday, May 16, 2022 11:50:22 AM | Twitter Web App |
| I reset my brain yesterday. hbu | Monday, May 16, 2022 11:33:18 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @GovRicketts You're over here talking about fuckin turkeys but telling women they have to birth their rapists child you gd MORON In reply to @GovRicketts's tweet | Monday, May 16, 2022 9:53:41 AM | Twitter Web App |
| The gift that keeps on giving. Goodness gracious In reply to @portfolioso's tweet | Sunday, May 15, 2022 8:52:38 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Doing this thing I just did at 4:18PM on a Sunday is both a genius and dumb decision | Sunday, May 15, 2022 4:41:47 PM | Twitter Web App |
| . @LastPass extension is crashing MS Edge and rendered my browser completely useless. I can't even go to edge://extensions to remove it WTF and tell me how to remove this crap please. | Thursday, May 12, 2022 2:59:36 PM | Twitter Web App |
| This shit cracks me up https://t.co/VpWsscQjpe | Thursday, May 12, 2022 11:41:02 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Jesus Christ. I get back to my desk after a three day training and everyone's a fuckin moron. | Thursday, May 12, 2022 9:48:54 AM | Twitter Web App |
| See, what's happening here is that ancient viruses that have been locked in ice for millions of years are all being released as the ice melts. We're all gonna die https://t.co/gbtTQrkCHx | Thursday, May 12, 2022 9:39:11 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Lol this fuckin guy. Imagine dropping dead burying the person you killed? Like at least make sure your physically fit enough to be a killer, you moron https://t.co/KDNJzdaNNB | Wednesday, May 11, 2022 7:51:48 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Dr. Oz is a mumbling, marble-mouthed jackass | Wednesday, May 11, 2022 1:56:54 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Seriously, Fuck Netflix for this shit. Everyone else is going to follow this shitty precedent. The whole point of streaming is to not pay $200/month for cable and that's the direction we're going in folks because fucking society is collapsing https://t.co/TU3MeFbSl2 | Wednesday, May 11, 2022 1:54:08 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @nanwhaley I am SO angry about HB6. LED lightbulbs are now $5-10 more expensive per pack because they are no longer being subsidized. I had a smart meter monitoring program in place at my house that got shut down. Our utilities are through the roof because of this. In reply to @nanwhaley's tweet | Tuesday, May 10, 2022 6:31:38 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I'm an actual child. This is what I put into my userdata for new AWS instances in my training lab https://t.co/n7KmaE8QB8 | Monday, May 09, 2022 11:33:05 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I see "My 401k" trending on Twitter. Rats. I could have bought a Tesla, but instead, it vanished into thin air | Monday, May 09, 2022 7:10:20 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Very important step for the nubs. Gotta make sure they document how to quit vim in this training lab: https://t.co/Ybd9L3ZJRg | Monday, May 09, 2022 3:48:22 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @jaewunz @azurelunatic @justice4shmi Well, after going for testing, they concluded "I was able to hold a job and I turned out to be pretty successful, so I couldn't possibly have ADHD" So no stims. Yes, that's true, but they never considered that life events took significantly more effort than neurotypicals. Rude. | Friday, May 06, 2022 6:15:48 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @justice4shmi Everyone is different, and always seek real medical advice, but in my experience, Strattera is straight up garbage only good for giving you bad breath and increasing resting heart rate & BP. Made me a jerk too. I'm much better off without it In reply to @justice4shmi's tweet | Friday, May 06, 2022 1:26:08 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @notshenetworks It's impossible to get properly diagnosed in Ohio. They treat you like a crackhead seeking medications. I legit was told I was fine after months of testing and appointments because "I seemed successful at life, held a job and would otherwise not have if I really had ADHD" In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet | Friday, May 06, 2022 1:20:48 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Ah Jesus Christ. Look at the fucking stock market. Ah fuck it, let's all get hammered for Cinco | Thursday, May 05, 2022 4:23:19 PM | Twitter Web App |
| I hope the ghost of RBG haunts the shit out of any dumbshit, "Christian" politician who is trying to tell women what the fuck they can do with their own bodies https://t.co/kVvmkN816n | Thursday, May 05, 2022 4:18:36 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Dude this place sucks balls. I'm not learning a goddamn thing, I'm using tech stacks I hate, half the fucking teams are in time zones where we can't collaborate, and when you ask for help no one fucking helps or trains you | Thursday, May 05, 2022 1:18:38 PM | Twitter Web App |
| Bill O'Reilly is a pile of shit, but he's not the most wrong here: https://t.co/U8fM5JYU6a While the US can yeet Putin and turn the entire Kremlin into a crater, it's not really wise to start WWIII | Wednesday, May 04, 2022 10:17:51 AM | Twitter Web App |
| This shit's never going to end https://t.co/QBSJcKSBDw | Tuesday, May 03, 2022 1:41:14 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @JoshMandelOhio You're an asshole In reply to @JoshMandelOhio's tweet | Tuesday, May 03, 2022 1:30:32 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @notshenetworks This 1996 clip holds up so well today https://t.co/mpUxXdt3Pa In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet | Tuesday, May 03, 2022 11:08:12 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @AjitPai Aren't you a Trumpublican? Why you posting CNN articles, doofus? I thought it was fake news | Monday, May 02, 2022 9:51:05 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Pixel 4 face unlock is completely broken in Android 13 Beta 1 | Thursday, April 28, 2022 2:37:00 AM | Twitter Web App |
| gdit I'm fuckin garbage at typescript and I hate it | Thursday, April 28, 2022 2:33:25 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Bitch, stop telling me my YAML is not well-formed. Your mom's not well-formed | Thursday, April 28, 2022 2:19:21 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Whoever is responsible for doing this to this poor, innocent boy, even if it was another kid, needs to be immediately put foot first, very slowly through a wood chipper https://t.co/jHosFppn0p | Thursday, April 28, 2022 2:15:18 AM | Twitter Web App |
| @_sysengineer I use Notepad++ for this exact purpose. It's tabbed and you don't even have to save the files. It saves a session file https://t.co/iZl949hl0l In reply to @_sysengineer's tweet | Wednesday, April 27, 2022 12:18:00 PM | Twitter Web Twitter Web AppApp |
| @Nextdoor Can you seriously fix the garbage UX where it's very easy to expand the like button and accidentally react to a post while scrolling through the feed on mobile? | Wednesday, April 27, 2022 9:38:11 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Bruh, you need to relax and not bawl in tears over "what Musk's takeover can mean for you" It's just Twitter. It's just a job. There are other jobs. There are more important real world problems. This isn't shit you cry over ffs https://t.co/bSbAXTo1IW | Wednesday, April 27, 2022 9:32:13 AM | Twitter Web App |
| I have no patience for fuckin anything anymore. Work, stuff at home, idiot drivers... | Wednesday, April 27, 2022 9:21:14 AM | Twitter Web App |
| In a few weeks, I am going to be all alone for 7 whole days and I DONT EVEN THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKING EXCITED I AM FOR THIS | Tuesday, April 26, 2022 3:39:19 PM | Twitter Web App |
| @notshenetworks Nextdoor is as toxic as it gets. It borders Twitter, and the number of Karens on there taking everything to political extremism is out of this world. In reply to @notshenetworks's tweet | Tuesday, April 26, 2022 11:47:30 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Hey Elon you wacky bastard. When are you gonna make DOGE go to the moon, because my $100 I bought of it is now worth $30 atm. https://t.co/NqrrG1tBFe | Tuesday, April 26, 2022 11:44:41 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Fucc Russia and their bitch ass ways https://t.co/UwHf3Prkca | Monday, April 25, 2022 10:10:16 AM | Twitter Web App |
| These dumb assholes wonder why when they're paying over $30 million an episode for season 4 of Stranger things. I mean, it's a good show but not that good. https://t.co/tlCZdbOvYN | Friday, April 22, 2022 12:22:44 AM | Twitter Web App |
| Lol. Fuck em. The world should just be able to help themselves to Russian energy for free without paying. That's what they get for being pricks and doing war crimes https://t.co/hudTGTXn5P | Thursday, April 21, 2022 10:14:44 AM | Twitter Web App |