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You can go right ahead and cancel the Yankees' season before it even starts because they're paying $36 million and $32 million to Cole and Stanton and they both have mother fuckin season ending injuries. The weak pricks. Monday, March 10, 2025 11:06:04 PMBlueSky
@Yankees Of course they did
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Friday, November 08, 2024 11:24:27 AMTwitter Web App
@Yankees Why is Boone still manager
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Sunday, November 03, 2024 9:08:29 PMTwitter for Android
Let me tell you what's going to happen in 2025 (and beyond) for the Yankees:

- Cashman will keep Boone
- Most of the free agents will walk
- Next year's team will be the same mediocrity
- [Further future] Judge will retire without a WS ring 		Thursday, October 31, 2024 4:35:25 PMTwitter Web App
@Yankees Fuckin get rid of Cashman and Boone
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Thursday, October 31, 2024 4:10:47 PMTwitter Web App
@FrankLaRose Yankees in 6, Frankie Boy. Counting down the days until you never hold public office again!
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Friday, October 18, 2024 12:52:52 PMTwitter for Android
Shit or get off the pot... It's time for Aaron to get a ring to accompany a career best year. Yankees also need to end this 15 year drought. Let's fuckin GOOOOOOOO! https://t.co/vGxWJVIRFa Sunday, October 06, 2024 1:14:03 AMTwitter for Android
Yankees down 3-0 to the cheating Astros in the first inning of opening day. Then they ground into a double plays twice with the bases loaded. Cancel the season. Thursday, March 28, 2024 5:21:20 PMTwitter Web App
Yankees down 3-0 to the cheating Astros in the first inning of opening day. Then they ground into a double plays twice with the bases loaded. Cancel the season. Thursday, March 28, 2024 5:13:54 PMBlueSky
@HebHammer94 @Yankees Ah you're a Red Sox fan, this explains everything. (Shame the rivalry died a decade ago)

How about this one then? https://t.co/OJ7is9ww40
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Tuesday, December 19, 2023 9:40:37 PMTwitter for Android
@HebHammer94 @Yankees Yep totally sucked https://t.co/WWrMW0duYL
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Tuesday, December 19, 2023 8:37:12 PMTwitter for Android
Yo how do I get a 13 year $325 million contract to hit .191 and be injured half the year. Guy's laughing all the way to the bank.

Giancarlo Stanton STINKS. Yankees STINK. https://t.co/WMB7nQMPJO 		Monday, October 02, 2023 4:11:12 PMTwitter Web App
@Yankees Are Cashman and Boone gone yet?
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Monday, October 02, 2023 4:04:23 PMTwitter Web App
@FiresideYankees Send them all to the sun
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Friday, August 25, 2023 5:34:13 PMTwitter Web App
@Yankees Brian Cashman still has a job in this organization... Why?
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Friday, August 25, 2023 10:40:14 AMTwitter Web App
@Yankees @StarrCompanies Fire Cashman and Boone
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Wednesday, August 23, 2023 2:52:28 PMTwitter Web App
@Yankees Cancel the season. Fire cashman and Boone
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Sunday, August 20, 2023 7:05:52 PMTwitter for Android
@Yankees Bro Steinbrenner is spinning in his grave rn.

When are Boone and Cashman getting fired?
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Saturday, August 19, 2023 8:08:31 PMTwitter for Android
Cuncel da Yankees! Steinbrenner is spinning in his grave with this shit. A formerly classy org that didn't allow advertising on its uniforms has sold out. This is some Mets bullshit https://t.co/RXI3XethXV Wednesday, July 12, 2023 11:15:57 AMTwitter Web App
Maybe I'll consider it if you resign Judge and get rid of Cash. Georgie is spinning in his grave rn. @Yankees https://t.co/3R2p0m4Icm Sunday, November 06, 2022 10:27:22 AMTwitter for Android
Cancel the season.

1) You can't only win on home runs
2) Fuck Chapman for being a bum. Should've gotten rid of him
3) If the Yankees happen to win this, it'll be in 5 all while Houston is well rested 		Saturday, October 15, 2022 11:11:59 PMTwitter for Android
Struggling against the Cincinnati Reds. A gd disgrace. Cancel the postseason, because how are the Yankees supposed to beat the Astros if they play like shit against the second worst team in MLB 🖕 Thursday, July 14, 2022 10:30:11 PMTwitter for Android
@BarstoolHubbs If the Yankees don't sweep the reds and win by like 50 runs, cancel the season
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Tuesday, July 12, 2022 10:12:26 PMTwitter for Android
With this win, the Yankees will have the exact same record they had on this day in 1998 Friday, June 17, 2022 10:00:44 PMTwitter for Android
See, I stopped paying attention and now it's 14-7 Yankees. Tf did that happen?
In reply to @portfolioso's tweet
Thursday, May 12, 2022 11:38:48 PMTwitter for Android
Gotta be fuckin kidding me. I'm a gd jinx. Didn't watch the Yankees all night. It was 7-4 and the second I turned it on, the White Sox hit a 3 run hr to tie it Thursday, May 12, 2022 11:06:52 PMTwitter for Android
Yankees have runners on 1st and 2nd, so obviously they bat .000 with runners in scoring position because this team is ass and Cashman is an asshole Tuesday, April 19, 2022 6:53:15 PMTwitter for Android
Yankees suck, @YESNetwork app sucks, MLB sucks, Manfred sucks. Cancel it all https://t.co/EY64YnxuhZ
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Saturday, April 16, 2022 12:57:02 AMTwitter for Android
God almighty I'm about to cancel the entire Yankees organization. Not only does Chapman stink, but their Android app is a laughable embarrassment. There is zero pleasure in following this organization. It just makes me rage Thursday, April 14, 2022 11:42:46 PMTwitter for Android
@BarstoolHubbs This motherfucker Laz Diaz is still around? I remember that asshole calling shitty games when I was like 10 years old when the Yankees actually were good.
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Thursday, October 21, 2021 12:24:04 AMTwitter Web App
Three more years of this useless bitch. Cancel the Yankees until 2024, or until Cashmen is either fired or dies. Hal's an idiot and George is spinning in his grave

https://t.co/eAfYM2kbPc 		Tuesday, October 19, 2021 10:42:14 AMTwitter Web App
The fuckin Yankees lost to the Mets. The Mets?! Are you for real? This team sucks. This season is infuriating. I've never seen a team have such long hot streaks follows by dumpster fire streaks. Friday, September 10, 2021 10:49:22 PMTwitter for Android
The Yankees fuckin stink over here. Blow their lead bottom 9 with 2 outs 2 strikes, then blow a 5-3 lead in extras Tuesday, August 10, 2021 12:23:13 AMTwitter Web App
The Yankees had a no hitter going into the 8th and lost 5-4? Jesus Christ the teams a dumpster fire. Fuck em. Sunday, July 25, 2021 7:14:25 PMTwitter for Android
The Yankees STINK. Get Boone the fuck out. He stinks. Baserunning stinks. Pitching stinks. Hitting stinks. Cashman stinks. Steinbrenner rolling in grave rn

I can't root for this horse shit team. It's no fun to even watch these little league assholes 		Sunday, June 13, 2021 4:15:55 PMTwitter Web App
RT @OriolesFanProbz: Two wins in a row against the Yankees. Man they STINK. Monday, April 26, 2021 11:37:48 PMTwitter for Android
2021. Expect all of the following things. Rinse and repeat:

- Cop murders black person
- Yankees lose a game
- Mass shooting
- Rampant Covid 		Sunday, April 18, 2021 9:38:05 PMTwitter for Android
The 2021 New York Yankees: https://t.co/gvboTGEjXe Saturday, April 17, 2021 10:58:18 PMTwitter for Android
The fans should be throwing shit onto the field. The @Yankees are a garbage team.

Brian Cashman stinks. Aaron Boone stinks (mr "oh they're trying"). Cancel them all

Fuckin Steinbrenner is spinning in his grave. This is the worst start since 1989 		Friday, April 16, 2021 11:27:07 PMTwitter Web App
Cancel the Yankees. You have DJ grounding into inning ending double plays with the bases loaded. Choke central. They STINK! Sunday, April 11, 2021 3:16:43 PMTwitter for Android
@tctroz13 @YESNetwork @Yankees @BrooklynNets @NYCFC @nyliberty https://t.co/g8ROehf7nP
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Wednesday, April 07, 2021 1:59:57 AMTwitter for Android
@YESNetwork @Yankees @BrooklynNets @NYCFC @nyliberty What a buggy piece of shit. Fix it
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Wednesday, April 07, 2021 1:52:23 AMTwitter for Android
@bubbacrewjam Plus Yankees-Indians wildcard baseball... Also weird because of Covid
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Tuesday, September 29, 2020 5:20:33 PMTwitter for Android
The Yankees STINK Monday, September 07, 2020 10:32:08 PMTwitter for Android
@Yankees call this dog up to the majors!

@MLB we need more bat dogs https://t.co/4EdGyFovFR 		Sunday, July 19, 2020 6:02:56 PMTwitter for Android
These Yankees are not playing like a world series championship team Saturday, October 19, 2019 10:49:58 PMTwitter for Android
The 2019 New York Yankees, folks. For a team that has 103 wins, they played shit baseball the last few weeks. No fire at all to get through the postseason. They should forfeit

https://t.co/pJeChG3Uzn 		Sunday, September 29, 2019 9:41:59 PMTwitter Web App
Were any Yankees placed on the injured list celebrating their division win?

You'd think some asshole would have high fived wrong or slipped and fell of champagne 		Friday, September 20, 2019 1:38:02 AMTwitter for Android
The Yankees STINK. Aaron Boone stinks. Larry Rothschild stinks. Tuesday, April 09, 2019 9:15:04 PMTwitter for Android
The Yankees STINK Monday, April 08, 2019 10:12:31 PMTwitter for Android
The Yankees STINK Saturday, April 06, 2019 10:11:13 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: The Yankees are a Fucking Disaster https://t.co/bwSsV5von1 Monday, April 01, 2019 5:21:23 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
By all means, get this fuckin guy off the Yankees https://t.co/b3mflrdWqq Saturday, January 19, 2019 1:37:50 PMTwitter for Android
jfc with the guy that threw beer on that A's fan. Be classier, Yankees fans. We already have a bad rep for being assholes. Friday, October 05, 2018 1:01:13 AMTwitter for Android
The Yankees STINK. Aaron Boone stinks. Friday, August 03, 2018 9:49:38 PMTwitter for Android
The Yankees stink Tuesday, April 10, 2018 9:29:06 PMTwitter for Android
The Yankees STINK Monday, August 28, 2017 9:41:32 PMTwitter for Android
That feeling when the Mets get swept by the Yankees https://t.co/0T485Wlt1r Thursday, August 17, 2017 10:32:00 PMTwitter for Android
RT @BarstoolHubbs: Fuck OUTTA here with these Mets Yankees stat comparisons. Don't compare them to that disgusting/rat-smelling scum of a f… Monday, August 14, 2017 8:26:28 PMTwitter for Android
Yankees are cunceled as long as Joe keeps putting Clippard out there. Absolutely disgusting watching this team collapse Saturday, July 08, 2017 1:54:01 AMTwitter for Android
Tyler Clippard has to be a mole injected by other teams to troll the Yankees, amirite? How can someone be this bad? Tuesday, June 27, 2017 10:51:57 PMTwitter for Android
LOVE Gardner smashing the shit out of the garbage can! That was the problem with the Yankees the past decade. No @PaulONeillYES flipping out Wednesday, May 03, 2017 9:44:06 PMTwitter Web Client
I didn't even eat sausage and peppers. This is why the Yankees lost you guys. Tuesday, April 18, 2017 11:45:52 PMTwitter for Android
Boston just cuncelled the Yankees. Cuncel da saeson. It's over. Can't blow a 5-1 lead in the 9th when you're two out of the second wild card Thursday, September 15, 2016 11:03:21 PMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 Yankees stink
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Tuesday, August 02, 2016 10:28:24 PMTwitter for Android
Pretty sure the @Yankees would have gotten me a sausage and peppers Wednesday, June 15, 2016 10:29:28 PMTwitter for Android
The Yankees suck a cock and I've taken up drinking too much the past few days Monday, May 30, 2016 9:11:52 PMTwitter for Android
The Yankees suck so bad, the NY bars even turn them off for Mets and basketball Friday, May 13, 2016 9:11:57 PMTwitter for Android
It is May 6th. The Yankees are one of three MLB teams who don't have at least 10 wins yet. Friday, May 06, 2016 6:20:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Cuncel da @Yankees cya in 2017 Tuesday, May 03, 2016 11:15:41 PMTwitter for Android
The 8-15 Yankees and 15-8 Mets is not how this is supposed to go... Monday, May 02, 2016 11:30:28 AMTwitter Web Client
Cuncel da Yankees Saturday, April 30, 2016 8:22:17 PMTwitter for Android
Like the time I blackout called my grandparents in the Bronx and talked for 20 mins about the Yankees in '09 and had no clue the next day
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Wednesday, October 21, 2015 10:56:50 PMTwitter for Android
Nah son, he's coming to the Yankees next year https://t.co/lyLzIUF0Ws Wednesday, October 21, 2015 10:46:27 PMTwitter for Android
Cuncel da Yankees Sunday, October 04, 2015 5:23:24 PMTwitter for Android
Cuncel da Yankees Tuesday, August 25, 2015 8:33:29 PMTwitter for Android
@PaulONeillYES You are my hero!! We need more passion on the Yankees like you in the 90s
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Friday, May 01, 2015 10:09:08 PMTwitter for Android
This is exactly how I predicted the Yankees would start 2015 Monday, April 06, 2015 1:54:16 PMTwitter for Android
Cuncel da Yankees Friday, September 05, 2014 9:49:08 PMTwitter for Android
Gotta love that Yankees/Giants life @BarstoolJJ @KFCBarstool
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Thursday, August 28, 2014 10:25:47 PMTwitter for Android
And with that 3 run Orioles shot, Cuncel da saeson. #Yankees #Cuncel Wednesday, August 13, 2014 9:39:23 PMTwitter for Android
Yo Swisher. Ya can't hit for dick but we love you! Go Yankees Friday, August 08, 2014 9:07:23 PMTwitter for Android
The Yankees fuckin suuuuuucccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk Wednesday, July 02, 2014 4:27:16 PMTwitter Web Client
June 29, 2014. I am cuncelling the 2014 Yankees Sunday, June 29, 2014 8:56:45 PMTwitter for Android
RT @KFCBarstool: Serious question...will the Yankees ever beat the Mets again? Ever? Monday, May 12, 2014 11:36:53 PMTwitter for Android
Remix to Ignition to pregame the Yankees. Fuckers Friday, May 02, 2014 3:25:39 PMTwitter for Android
Cuncel da yankees Wednesday, April 23, 2014 7:53:06 PMTwitter for Android
If the Yankees don't sweep the Cubs, I I'm going to cuncel them. Wednesday, April 16, 2014 8:09:35 PMTwitter for Android
The Yankees are a mediocre assed team... Friday, April 11, 2014 10:45:21 PMTwitter for Android
It's okay. The last time the Yankees opened 0-2 was in 2009. The last time before that was 1998. What happened then? Thursday, April 03, 2014 12:23:16 AMTwitter for Android
Hahahbdndksn,hjxmdhekcn YANKEES!!! #YeahJeets Tuesday, April 01, 2014 7:06:23 PMTwitter for Android
@tomwcleary Everyone is always in a contract dispute with Cablevision. Since 2002 with the Yankees.... They never want to pay...
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Friday, January 03, 2014 6:53:13 PMTwitter for Android
Yankees suck a mean dick Wednesday, September 25, 2013 9:31:33 PMTwitter for Android
This is a BULLSHIT day in NY sports. Giants choking on donkey dick and if the Yankees can't score with runners at 2nd and 3rd so CUNCEL NY Sunday, September 22, 2013 4:30:09 PMTwitter for Android
@KeriAHarrison the Yankees cuncelled your husband Wednesday, September 04, 2013 11:38:46 PMTwitter for Android
Depending on how drunk I get tonight, I might un-Cuncel da Yankees Wednesday, September 04, 2013 9:46:29 PMTwitter for Android
I cuncelled them on April 1st RT @KFCBarstool Oh and I forgot, Cuncel Da Yankees
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Thursday, August 08, 2013 1:14:29 AMTwitter for Android
The Yankees suck a mean dick. I mean, if you go 1-16 with RISP and led twice in the bottom 9th and x-inning on the rd, you deserve to lose Thursday, August 08, 2013 12:15:26 AMTwitter for Android
I would do a nakey dance on top of Radio City if the Yankees could get out of ARod's contract Saturday, August 03, 2013 5:46:40 PMTwitter for Android
@ky9 Yankees suck a huge D this season and I hope the have Arod killed off
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Saturday, August 03, 2013 5:27:29 PMTwitter for Android
2013 Yankees are cuncelled Sunday, July 28, 2013 12:07:47 AMTwitter for Android
Lol. The Yankees are bad Thursday, June 20, 2013 9:46:32 PMTwitter for Android
actually agree w/ this mets ass fan RT @KFCBarstool 3h Best thing that could happen for the #Yankees is a 1,000 game suspension for #Arod Wednesday, June 05, 2013 12:17:46 AMTwitter Web Client
Mariano is just the best. I was broin out with my dude Bucky, @wateringholenyc chef talking about my boys the Yankees Tuesday, May 14, 2013 10:34:12 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Fucking Christ. No wonder my dudes Pearl Jam hated mother fucking TicketMaster. Fuck the Yankees for going with those bitches Friday, April 12, 2013 8:43:09 PMTwitter Web Client
You know Cleveland sucks when even the Yankees can beat them... Tuesday, April 09, 2013 7:36:19 PMTwitter for Android
I'm kinda rooting for the Yankees to go 1-160 so that we do a clean sweep of these old bags next season Sunday, April 07, 2013 12:45:07 AMTwitter Web Client
For the first time in 2013, Yankees win, Mets lose. Back to normal (Even though the Yankees might as well be cunceled this season) Thursday, April 04, 2013 9:47:01 PMTwitter Web Client
CUNCEL DA YANKEES Monday, April 01, 2013 1:50:45 PMTwitter Web Client
New blog post: The Yankees are So Fucked in 2013, It's Not Even Funny http://t.co/dVGVuTu Wednesday, February 06, 2013 2:38:16 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
The Yankees are a fucking joke team this season Sunday, December 23, 2012 1:17:02 PMTwitter for Android
CUNCEL DA YANKEES Thursday, October 18, 2012 5:46:29 PMTwitter Web Client
I don't know what's worse... Both presidential candidates, or the New York Yankees. Tuesday, October 16, 2012 10:14:05 PMTwitter Web Client
Hughes out in the 4th? Does it get any worse for the Yankees? Tuesday, October 16, 2012 9:26:06 PMTwitter Web Client
Verlander/Hughes Tuesday... Yankees are fucked. Hughes never turned out to be as good as Connors predicted. Sunday, October 14, 2012 7:31:18 PMTwitter for Android
Cuncel DA Yankees Sunday, October 14, 2012 7:07:42 PMTwitter for Android
I wanna bang Andy. #LETSGOYANKEES Saturday, October 13, 2012 8:08:52 PMTwitter for Android
This is what I'm talking about #yankees Monday, October 08, 2012 12:00:19 AMTwitter for Android
Jesus fuckin Christ Simmons. The Yankees suck Thursday, September 06, 2012 7:37:29 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: I'll Kick the Yankees in the Ass http://bit.ly/PZqqv4 Sunday, September 02, 2012 5:25:44 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
Yankees: Cuncel DA Saeson!!! Sunday, September 02, 2012 3:59:26 PMTwitter for Android
These Yankees are the shittiest first place team I've ever seen. Saturday, September 01, 2012 1:31:01 PMTwitter for Android
The Yankees suck and are painful to watch @Onethirdof3x5 Friday, August 31, 2012 9:43:46 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Christ the Yankees suck. Can't even beat a shit team in 4 games Sunday, July 22, 2012 7:56:05 PMTwitter for Android
I'm at Yankee Stadium for Tampa Bay Rays vs. New York Yankees (Bronx, NY) w/ 244 others http://4sq.com/JJYFTm Tuesday, June 05, 2012 7:08:30 PMfoursquare
The Yankees really suck this season, you guys. At least I can watch the Rangers Wednesday, May 16, 2012 8:32:44 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm at Yankee Stadium for Tampa Bay Rays vs. New York Yankees (Bronx, NY) w/ 378 others http://4sq.com/KqJuRH Thursday, May 10, 2012 7:22:03 PMfoursquare
Stat: Rivera blew three of his first six saves when became the Yankees closer in 1997 Thursday, May 10, 2012 1:32:52 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm about to CUNCEL DA SAESON on the Yankees... Friday, May 04, 2012 12:21:10 AMTwitter Web Client
So legit. Yankees. Rangers. My redheaded bartender is here. Ima steal her. Only if she agrees though. Wednesday, May 02, 2012 7:47:00 PMTwitter for Android
Can't wait to crack a few cold ones and watch the Yankees at 3. In my office. Friday, April 06, 2012 9:55:26 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @Yankees: OFFICIAL: @Yankees re-sign LHP Andy Pettitte to 1-year Minor League contract with invitation to Major League Spring Training. Friday, March 16, 2012 1:16:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Joe Buck you fuckin piece of shit. Cover the damn Rangers. Stop mentioning how the Yankees lost to them last year. Irrelevant. Fuckin guy. Saturday, October 15, 2011 11:50:46 PMTwitter for Android
Jesus Chriat, the Yankees fucking suck. Saturday, September 10, 2011 11:31:15 PMTwitter for Android
Welp... Yankees came back to lose 9-4. That means without fuckhead Burnett, they'd have won 4-3 #geththefuckoffmyteamyoudisrespectfulcunt Saturday, August 20, 2011 10:28:45 PMTwitter Web Client
Yankees: Y U blow leads and lose to the Red Sox all season long? wah Monday, August 08, 2011 12:31:30 AMTwitter for Android
I do not appreciate the new sales girl's "Choke" (Coke) tshirt as the official soft drink of the NY Yankees. She needs a spanking for that. Thursday, July 14, 2011 11:12:31 AMTwitter Web Client
Whats this shit the Yankees forgot how to beat the Red Sox. They're like 1-8 against them this season? Then they wonder why I hit the bottle Friday, June 10, 2011 1:34:01 AMTwitter Web Client
Mets just beat the Yankees. Normally, I'd say that means this rapture's legit. But in reality, the Yankees just fucking suck this season. Friday, May 20, 2011 10:02:51 PMTwitter Web Client
Dear Yankees, Stop playing like the Mets. Love, Joe Monday, May 16, 2011 9:34:00 PMTwitter Web Client
The Yankees are bad =( Monday, May 16, 2011 12:45:48 AMTwitter Web Client
Jesus Christ, the yankees fuckin suck Friday, May 13, 2011 8:14:39 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: If the Yankees Sign Carl Pavano, I'll Start Rooting for the Fucking Mets http://bit.ly/fV45S6 Thursday, January 20, 2011 9:05:51 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
My dad regarding the Yankees: "A bunch of weak hitting bastards" Saturday, October 16, 2010 6:53:18 PMTwitter Web Client
Good TV day: Football, Boardwalk Empire, Dexter, (not the Yankees because Girardi needs to stop using AAA fuckers who suck) Sunday, September 26, 2010 12:26:55 PMTwitter Web Client
It's official. The Yankees suck dick and at this rate, they won't even make the playoffs. Saturday, September 25, 2010 6:08:59 PMTwitter Web Client
Well, looks like the Yankees just fucked this one up. And TAKE FUCKING 7 on fixing these video card drivers Wednesday, September 22, 2010 11:33:14 PMTwitter Web Client
Jeter's acting performance = a free run for the Yankees. I'll take it Wednesday, September 15, 2010 9:21:42 PMTwitter for Android
New blog post: The Yankees... http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/09/14/the-yankees/ Tuesday, September 14, 2010 10:09:24 AMPortfolioso.com Blog
New blog post: Introducing the Yankees' New One Man Rotation http://bit.ly/cptxWr Wednesday, August 25, 2010 9:56:53 PMPortfolioso.com Blog
It's August. Ichiro hit 5 home runs all year. I saw 2 of them. Too bad Yankees won anyway. Peace! Saturday, August 21, 2010 4:53:28 PMtwidroid
Everyone on the Yankees FUCKING SUCKS ASSHOLE tonight, errors, sloppy play, 0 hitting. Christ, Playing like the fucking Mets Monday, August 16, 2010 9:13:00 PMTwitter Web Client
Yankees are playing worse than the fuckin Mets lately. Christ. Fuckin jokes. Its painful to watch. Tuesday, August 03, 2010 9:26:47 PMtwidroid
The Yankees fucking SUCK right now. Painful to watch Friday, June 18, 2010 10:51:50 PMTwitter Web Client
Time for the Yankees to destroy the Mets! Friday, June 18, 2010 6:58:17 PMTwitter Web Client
Yankees. Pull the bats out of your asses and use them. The fuck mang Thursday, June 17, 2010 8:34:58 PMTwitter Web Client
Sabathia/Halladay. Let's go Yankees! Tuesday, June 15, 2010 7:07:30 PMtwidroid
The Yankees had a mascot from 1979-1981? News to me. Meet Dandy: http://is.gd/cQp4w Tuesday, June 15, 2010 12:57:32 PMtwidroid
Two hours until baseball season. Go Yankees! Sunday, April 04, 2010 6:10:10 PMtwidroid
Spring break is all set. I'll be in Westchester, NY and the Bronx. Even the Yankees won't be in the Bronx yet. FML Thursday, March 04, 2010 12:29:41 AMTwitter Web Client
Johnny signed with the yankees fuck yeah Tuesday, January 19, 2010 12:34:50 AMDELETED
Giants/Eagles? Yankees World Series? Sluts in slut costumes? All on the same weekend?! Holy shit! Saturday, October 31, 2009 5:19:05 AMTwitter Web Client
yankees lose and our cocksucking internet goes down. i'm going the fuck to bed. who's with me? Monday, October 19, 2009 9:11:03 PMtxt
LETS GO YANKEES! Monday, October 19, 2009 4:09:10 PMTwitter Web Client
ypu know... i dont care how muck of a joke my life is
. the yankees won 		Sunday, October 18, 2009 1:58:33 AMtxt
"I'm pumped for tomorrow. It's like Christmas morning tomorrow" -Keith on the Yankees and ALCS Friday, October 16, 2009 9:16:38 AMtxt
YANKEES!!!!!! Friday, October 09, 2009 10:35:22 PMTwitter Web Client
I like it when CC pitches like big poppa. Yeah Yankees!!! Thursday, October 08, 2009 1:56:29 AMTwitter Web Client
K I'm fucking over this. The Yankees lost tonight. So did I. But we're the best so we'll come back. I'm coming back. Saturday, September 12, 2009 2:47:55 AMTwitter Web Client
On this date last year, the Yankees' record was 75-65. Today their record is 86-48. Enjoyyyy Boston. We're the best in baseball, sons Friday, September 04, 2009 1:41:38 AMTwitter Web Client
I am going to cock slap the Yankees right now if they continue sucking dick, giving up 11+ runs two days in a row Saturday, August 22, 2009 6:31:47 PMTwitter Web Client
Yankees = best record in baseball. Yay! Saturday, August 08, 2009 2:48:45 AMTwitter Web Client
the yankees could have won this game like 16 times Saturday, August 08, 2009 12:27:29 AMTwitter Web Client
The Yankees said to the Red Sox: Enjoyyyyyyy Thursday, August 06, 2009 10:33:45 PMTwitter Web Client
I just realized my tweet at 2:08PM didn't go through. Must have been that Twitter downtime everyone was taking about. Lets go Yankees! Thursday, August 06, 2009 7:25:57 PMTwitter Web Client
And I told Halladay to Enjoy... Yankees!!! Tuesday, August 04, 2009 9:29:03 PMtwhirl
The Yankees are really starting to piss me off. Way to drop 3 games in the standings in 3 days. Jorge, don't tag people with an empty glove. Sunday, August 02, 2009 2:21:57 AMtwhirl
What the FUCK with these yankees Saturday, August 01, 2009 4:56:24 PMtxt
<3 Yankees Monday, July 27, 2009 10:50:17 PMtwhirl
the yankees haven't won one regular season game while I've been in their new shithole. 0-3 this season. FML Thursday, July 02, 2009 11:12:40 PMtxt
If the Yankees were playing in the NL West and kept their current record, they'd be 8.5 games behind Joe Torre's Dodgers. Tuesday, June 23, 2009 11:22:22 PMTwitter Web Client
8 runners left on base. The Yankees suck Tuesday, June 23, 2009 8:28:27 PMTwitter Web Client
11.7% of the Nationals' wins (2) are against the NY Yankees. #fail Friday, June 19, 2009 12:12:24 AMTwitter Web Client
The Yankees can go fuck themselves if they can't win a series against the worst team in baseball with only 17 wins. Fucking disgrace. Thursday, June 18, 2009 9:35:06 PMTwitter Web Client
#Iremember the 1990s when the Yankees were actually good... Saturday, June 13, 2009 6:30:53 PMTwitter Web Client
Whose cock do the yankees have to suck to beat the fuckin red sox? Thursday, June 11, 2009 10:52:56 PMTwitter SMS
Yeah A-Rod! You show those Red Sox fools how it's done! Go Yankees! Thursday, June 11, 2009 9:47:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Awesome! Recompiled an open source Rubick's cube solver to work on windows using CGI and apache. </geek> Now for Yankees/Sox... Wednesday, June 10, 2009 6:54:42 PMTwitter Web Client
Very agitated that the Yankees can't beat the Red Sox at all this season. Tuesday, June 09, 2009 10:18:06 PMTwitter Web Client
Time for some Yankees Sox action! Let's not repeat what happened with them earlier this season Tuesday, June 09, 2009 6:56:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Welcome to first place, #Yankees Friday, May 29, 2009 11:37:40 PMTwitter Web Client
After a >2hr rain delay, must win for the Yankees, since Toronto lost and Boston's losing Tuesday, May 26, 2009 10:30:37 PMTwitter Web Client
Mets/Red Sox. Two of my most hated teams. Who do I root for? No brainer. Go Mets! Now to watch the Yankees... Friday, May 22, 2009 6:46:24 PMTwitter Web Client
YANKEES!!!! <3 Friday, May 15, 2009 10:50:32 PMTwitter Web Client
Not pleased with: The Yankees' wiffle ball park with 583473 home runs, empty $3500 seats, Monument cave, and them playing bad baseball Friday, May 08, 2009 2:42:44 AMTwitter Web Client
The American Idle, Carl Pavano, has more wins against the Red Sox than the Yankees do. FML Thursday, May 07, 2009 12:17:23 AMTwitter Web Client
Nom. Delicious dinner. Rigatoni and vodka sauce + sausage, and salad. Needed more sausage though. And fucking Red Sox! Go Yankees! Saturday, April 25, 2009 7:33:34 PMTwitter Web Client
Southport brewery = success because we got the good Asian waitress again, which means my 38 days didn't mean anything... Now go Yankees! Friday, April 24, 2009 8:01:20 PMTwitter Web Client
YANKEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! Wednesday, April 22, 2009 6:06:00 PMTwitter Web Client
The Yankees need to stop getting blown out of games. They tend to correlate with me having not so great days. But it's a new day so whatever Sunday, April 19, 2009 2:29:43 PMTwitter Web Client
Let's play some softball (and not get killed like the Yankees today) @waspito nice Thursday, April 16, 2009 7:08:34 PMTwitter Web Client
Back from biking. Now lunch and Yankees. Can Burnett be our first non-shitty starter of the season? We'll see Thursday, April 09, 2009 12:55:10 PMTwitter Web Client
The 1998 Yankees also started 0-2 and look what happened then. Shut up. Thursday, April 09, 2009 12:43:16 AMTwitter Web Client
English canceled. Watch some Yankees spring training. Woo, Swisher went yard, Coke pitched well and they're shatting on the Phillies : ) Thursday, March 26, 2009 3:26:49 PMTwitter Web Client
The Yankees officially suck cock. Cya next April Tuesday, September 09, 2008 12:53:14 AMtwhirl
Dooooooomed. The Yankees are dooomed I say. Wednesday, August 27, 2008 12:33:11 AMtwhirl
Yankees. Red Sox. Yankee Stadium. Critical games. Let's see if we can chip away at that wild card. Tuesday, August 26, 2008 7:04:49 PMtwhirl
7AM on Saturday, why am I awake? Oh wait, watching the Yankees put me to sleep at 9PM bc they suck so badly... Saturday, August 16, 2008 7:46:50 AMtwhirl
The game. The Yankees just lost it. (Again) I'm starting to get used to this. Tuesday, August 05, 2008 11:35:52 PMtwhirl
New York Yankees Baseball! Monday, August 04, 2008 8:05:20 PMtwhirl
@thomaswood True, that sucked. The Yankees also upset Joe Torre and Bernie Williams. But it's a fluke that the Mets were decent thereafter.
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Saturday, August 02, 2008 7:22:34 PMtwhirl
Fuck the Mets. The Yankees and their fans appreciate Willie Randolph. What an ovation he got! Saturday, August 02, 2008 2:43:22 PMtwhirl
What else will go wrong? I'm not in Mass and the Yankees suck Angel penis Friday, August 01, 2008 9:46:56 PMtwhirl
birffday party and yankees tonight. bbl Sunday, July 27, 2008 4:19:01 PMtwhirl
Eeeeetss a Fridaeeeeeeeee. Also, Yankees/Red Sox. Go Joba! Friday, July 25, 2008 6:54:31 PMtwhirl
Needed this weekend: Tampa Bay loses a few, Yankees sweep boston. Result? First place Thursday, July 24, 2008 11:52:38 PMtwhirl
Off to watch the Yankees, followed by Batman Begins, followed by ordering books Tuesday, July 22, 2008 7:23:48 PMtwhirl
Good morning. Also, Yankees suck =( Saturday, July 12, 2008 1:40:14 PMtwhirl
Well that sucked. Yankees </3 Thursday, July 03, 2008 11:29:47 PMtwhirl
Off to tailgate @ Yankee Stadium. Yanks. Sox. Rockin' the Stache. Cannot get any better. Go Yankees! Thursday, July 03, 2008 3:10:26 PMtwhirl
Lunch is over, back to work until 4. Then tailgate / Yankees/Sox / Bleacher Creature! Wooo. Thursday, July 03, 2008 12:59:30 PMTwitter Web Client

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