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| Tweet | Date | Source |
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| Pricess line from Barstool NY Scott: "You know Jorge had more HRs in his 1 at bat tonight than Cervelli has ALL year?" | Tuesday, September 14, 2010 11:49:23 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I knew those useless fuckers would blow a 6 run lead. Thye blow more than Vincent Chase. | Tuesday, September 14, 2010 9:11:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I am the Fucking Orioles of fantasy sports and will suck forever. GRR. Can't win my football picks, awful at baseball. Fuckin a. | Tuesday, September 14, 2010 4:15:18 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Please explain to me why my fucking display shuts the fuck off randomly and I need to hard reboot. | Monday, September 13, 2010 1:16:11 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuckin Rams... I picked them as the unlikely team to win and they almost did. GRR | Sunday, September 12, 2010 7:58:55 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Smokes love my new sunglasses. Comments walking out of the store | Saturday, September 11, 2010 12:02:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Yeah.. I don't like the way my second harddrive sounds... Clicks on seek. Shit gon fail in a brand new laptop. | Friday, September 10, 2010 11:34:08 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Never knew Harry Potter was black: http://twitter.com/HarryJPotterr/status/24089428745 | Friday, September 10, 2010 9:25:19 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito No it's not sarcasm. It's obligatory to inform your tweeple about fine pieces of ass in your vicinity | Wednesday, September 08, 2010 9:27:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| WHOAAAAA. Firefox 4 with hardware acceleration!! Amazing! I just got 90FPS in browser on an HTML5 demo | Wednesday, September 08, 2010 1:52:56 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| What the f is up with Google's logo today? Crazy assed company... | Tuesday, September 07, 2010 7:49:13 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @nyJULZmd Cut out that vicodan shit. | Saturday, September 04, 2010 10:21:20 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| NICE ONE, GOOGLE: http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Techcrunch/~3/6Ep96jEM9qQ/ | Friday, September 03, 2010 6:55:37 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @SonicBlur23 Nah, not Fairfield, at work. In reply to @SonicBlur23's tweet | Friday, September 03, 2010 6:55:19 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Alcoholism warning: one beer and I need like 9 more. | Friday, September 03, 2010 6:44:14 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Gotta admit, Microsoft's HTML5 demos for IE9 are impressive but run like shit on my i7 in Chrome & Firefox. Needs moar hardware acceleration | Friday, September 03, 2010 1:50:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck New Jersey, Hoboken and the path trains and use NYC for your parties next time. The level of inconvenience for me is incredible | Wednesday, September 01, 2010 1:29:18 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Annnnnnnnnd It's back | Tuesday, August 31, 2010 8:13:48 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Facebook is down? http://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/facebook.com | Tuesday, August 31, 2010 8:09:47 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck all of y'all moving back to Fairfield now - do yourself a favor & don't graduate. Oh and good seeing you today in the big NYC, @pwcaty | Monday, August 30, 2010 11:33:46 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| My dad never gets pissed at sports. But here's a quote regarding AJ Burnett: "This guy can go fuck himself. This guy sucks" | Friday, August 27, 2010 8:24:31 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @plasma2002 Two unrelated events actually. The way I've been tweeting, it sounded like I was shitcanned, but I was scheduled to leave anyway In reply to @plasma2002's tweet | Friday, August 27, 2010 4:59:10 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The end of an era. On to the next one. | Friday, August 27, 2010 10:19:05 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Novellabella Should have gotten an Android... The 8GB model doesn't multitask, even if it is the 3rd generation model. Apple sucks. Hate em In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Thursday, August 26, 2010 11:16:10 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I am going to take a piss in the AH dirt pit before I leave work this week. Cross that off the bucket list. | Wednesday, August 25, 2010 7:07:13 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The fuck is going on here? It's going to be in the 90s by the end of the weekend? Fuck that! I was enjoying the 60s | Wednesday, August 25, 2010 6:21:25 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @askmeques Neither do I. And what are you copying my tweet from yesterday? I said the same thing In reply to @askmeques's tweet | Wednesday, August 25, 2010 6:05:13 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| You know apparently I spent $590 in 10 days on "basics" and don't have any product to show for it. You know, NBD only about $600 | Wednesday, August 25, 2010 1:45:30 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Novellabella Oh you suck. You really do. Kids partying at college and I'm working 10 hours every day this week. In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Monday, August 23, 2010 10:59:41 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Not a fan of the new Google Calendar favicon | Monday, August 23, 2010 8:36:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| As shitty as Entourage has been this season, tonight's episode was insane. Ari's the man | Sunday, August 22, 2010 11:03:39 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito HA I don't give a crap, just breaking balls | Sunday, August 22, 2010 11:03:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| What the fuck is going on around here? Loud music coming from a car outside. but there was no car. | Saturday, August 21, 2010 1:33:48 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Why the fuck would they remove the alarm clock from froyo? Christ! | Friday, August 20, 2010 2:21:44 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| After working with a brand new LED backlit display, I've come to the conclusion that my laptop display is darker than a ducks shit | Thursday, August 19, 2010 8:19:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Wot you mean you don't like when eet burns? Eeez supposed to burn. Zat ees how you know you are dreenking | Thursday, August 19, 2010 2:05:47 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Why haven't I gotten Froyo yet? Why am I the last person ever to get this update? | Tuesday, August 17, 2010 8:46:23 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| no pie for old man jeter =( | Monday, August 16, 2010 11:01:10 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @DaveC2K9 I get a little hyper. Don't have the same feeling this year. last year was magic. Have to support them no matter what.though | Monday, August 16, 2010 9:54:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Everyone on the Yankees FUCKING SUCKS ASSHOLE tonight, errors, sloppy play, 0 hitting. Christ, Playing like the fucking Mets | Monday, August 16, 2010 9:13:00 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| My sunburned triangle on my face feels like alligator skin | Monday, August 16, 2010 8:44:14 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito I knew some were in the works but I didn't think they were released yet. Tablets are pointless. Android is still the shit. | Monday, August 16, 2010 8:00:59 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| *I'm really not. I'm just mad that I can't get work done because of the internet outage. | Monday, August 16, 2010 5:14:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm going to fucking murder whoever configured those switches (Luis). For fucks sake, you don't make a lab static IPs and use ONE PATCH PORT | Monday, August 16, 2010 5:13:52 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| What the fuck does it take for me to get some froyo around here? | Sunday, August 15, 2010 2:13:56 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FROYO? | Friday, August 13, 2010 12:57:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| WOW. Don't try to overclock your video card by 200MHZ. Locked up and corrupted my Windows profile. Mad hacks to get it back. All recovered. | Thursday, August 12, 2010 9:08:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @pwcaty Nah, schools in my town. Your office looked like that when Dan moved the crap in there. You think he'd set them up? Nope. All me. | Thursday, August 12, 2010 4:37:43 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Will you fucking little shits shut the fuck up?: OMG kids piss me off so much. | Thursday, August 12, 2010 11:56:22 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito And You didn't wake up with froyo. I HATE the way updates are pushed out. So slow! | Wednesday, August 11, 2010 10:44:24 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| With Google's new Contacts update, I need Froyo to sort my contacts the way I want them between Google and my Droid. HURRY UP VERIZON! | Wednesday, August 11, 2010 1:11:11 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @waspito what'd you plug in a USB keyboard? | Wednesday, August 11, 2010 12:40:16 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuckin cool. I click a YouTube link and my fucking screen blanks and my computer locks solid. Piece of shit's getting replaced soon. | Tuesday, August 10, 2010 6:52:30 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's not creeping if they don't know you're creeping on them. It's only creepy when they notice. | Tuesday, August 10, 2010 5:53:42 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| HOW MANY TIMES do I have to tell these fools that if they don't put their shit on the network it'll be wiped? & they lose their files anyway | Tuesday, August 10, 2010 3:02:15 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| And they lost. Fuckin a. But no surprise there. This is what happens when you waste bases loaded no outs. You deserve it. | Monday, August 09, 2010 5:52:19 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Bases loaded 0 outs and you all struck out? Fucking lose the game now assholes. Christ | Monday, August 09, 2010 4:41:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Whoa... Whoa... Whoa... Whoa... Verizon unblocked port 80? I can run a webserver now? Fuckin love this company FiOS for the win | Monday, August 09, 2010 2:02:37 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Edit: in reply to the previous tweet, guy didn't even get with her. The F man, at least get your money;s worth | Monday, August 09, 2010 1:40:14 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'd LOVE to lose my job b/c I slept with someone and get a $40 million severance package. Would do it in a heartbeat: http://bit.ly/bzbg3z | Sunday, August 08, 2010 10:23:53 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| booooo just found out froyo can't play html5 audio tags. wtf google - it's supposed to be a webkit based browser | Friday, August 06, 2010 9:42:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| My line of bs to ignorant users: "You're getting a DB* error reading out code yff" (DB is dumb bitch and yff is your fuckin fault) | Friday, August 06, 2010 6:41:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I love how I just used an SSH connection and the command line to compile code on a shared web server (i don't have a linux box at home) | Friday, August 06, 2010 4:19:46 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Sometimes I wonder... What the fuck is the point of anything? The universe is all one sick joke that makes no sense | Friday, August 06, 2010 4:02:51 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Well that was a botched upgrade... I'm just about restored off of backup. (And it's upgraded) so double win. | Friday, August 06, 2010 2:26:07 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm still pissed at that smokeshow before at Dunkins who took the last straw from me. | Wednesday, August 04, 2010 8:40:45 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I install and configure the districts fucking shit all day long and now when im home i need to continue installing and configging. fml | Wednesday, August 04, 2010 12:36:58 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| FUCKIN idiot I am. hastily deleted the flexnet licensing service last week which killed my adobe acrobat. reinstalling this will take years | Wednesday, August 04, 2010 12:36:11 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| My fuckin feeble computer sucks dick at extracting large archives over 1 gig | Wednesday, August 04, 2010 12:29:12 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Why is the FUCKING pirate bay down when i need it?!?!? | Tuesday, August 03, 2010 11:50:57 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I can haz froyo now plees? | Tuesday, August 03, 2010 11:28:48 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| About time Facebook updated its Android App. The original was completely useless. Still needs work. Needs to be able to tag pics and chat | Tuesday, August 03, 2010 9:53:36 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Froyo for the Moto Droid is on Google's servers. When's it going to push out? | Tuesday, August 03, 2010 5:39:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Come on Newegg... Ship my shit! I orded it last night usually it's out already. You're better than that | Tuesday, August 03, 2010 11:28:27 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Booted into Win 7. But I don't wanna go back to XP =( =( | Tuesday, August 03, 2010 12:16:29 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Figures Verizon would cripple tethering and mobile hotspot support from the original Droid in the upcoming Froyo release. Figures... | Monday, August 02, 2010 5:56:06 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's 4AM and I have work tomorrow. Rather than going to bed, I'm up tracking keygen music. Came out sick. | Monday, August 02, 2010 4:20:10 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito No its not. Everyones a fuckin Nancy around here & half the people I know moved away and the ones who do chill can't throw ragers. | Sunday, August 01, 2010 12:08:11 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Why won't this fucking computer wake on LAN? | Saturday, July 31, 2010 12:38:17 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I can't stress enough how official Android 2.2 is: http://bit.ly/a4uu0K Cya next week! | Friday, July 30, 2010 9:17:16 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| OMGOMGOMGOMG FROYO Next week: http://bit.ly/cZ0XA6 | Friday, July 30, 2010 7:10:58 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Can't read my own handwriting. Was that a 5 or an S in that PO number? Shitsky... And why am I working from home on a Friday evening? | Friday, July 30, 2010 5:56:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| just as an FYI re: my last tweet (to protect my ego), I don't work at a camp. IT, bitches - serious business. Camp is just there to annoy me | Friday, July 30, 2010 4:41:24 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Digg commenters make me chuckle: http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/688/downloadiv.png | Thursday, July 29, 2010 8:35:22 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| RUMOR: Froyo will be pushed to the Droid, Droid X and HTC Incredible starting August 6th and will be completed by August 15th! FUCK. YES | Thursday, July 29, 2010 1:02:19 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| You take some fuck and some shit and some fuck and some shit you've got a fuck shit stack, a fuck shit stack. | Wednesday, July 28, 2010 8:40:02 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| If your first name and last name are both one syllable and rhyme, I feel bad for you son (and you're probably a fucking tool) | Tuesday, July 27, 2010 1:18:08 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| There is no way this bitch is 14: http://bit.ly/9RyXmG | Tuesday, July 27, 2010 12:12:22 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| my life suckssssssssss | Monday, July 26, 2010 7:28:41 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Shut the fuck up trains. Why do these fucking conductors now blast the shit out of the horns for 5 minutes through the station? | Monday, July 26, 2010 5:48:43 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'll fuck you with a rake | Monday, July 26, 2010 12:44:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Colithika Who the hell drinks on a Thursday night? It's a work night. Oh wait, I used to when I was an alcoholic in college... In reply to @Colithika's tweet | Friday, July 23, 2010 2:10:49 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @tomwcleary Thanks TC for making me not look dumb to more people. And that wasn't supposed to publish until tomorrow. I'm bad at WordPress In reply to @tomwcleary's tweet | Friday, July 23, 2010 1:14:20 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Where the hell is the June keygen music pack? Looks like Denis over at keygenmusic.net is MIA | Thursday, July 22, 2010 11:17:24 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Right now, I'm rolling .............................................................................................................. coins! | Thursday, July 22, 2010 5:57:31 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Well at least my internet is fast... I have that going for me (joy), Just torrented 300MB in less than a minute. | Thursday, July 22, 2010 3:04:01 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I want to vomit all over everything right now | Thursday, July 22, 2010 2:51:51 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Optimum Online's upload fuckin sucks. maxes out at 1.5MBPS. Thank Christ I have FiOS (sucks that my dedicated is behind OOL though) | Wednesday, July 21, 2010 7:52:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| fuckin' whores | Wednesday, July 21, 2010 1:30:24 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @plasma2002 You see some crazy people in IT with the most absurd requests. Drives me mad. In reply to @plasma2002's tweet | Tuesday, July 20, 2010 5:18:06 PM | Twitter Web Client |