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suck my dick touchpad... Tuesday, July 20, 2010 5:16:15 PMTwitter Web Client
This physics engine amazes me: http://vimeo.com/13457383 Tuesday, July 20, 2010 4:34:11 PMTwitter Web Client
Heading over to Funz's to rebuild two servers. Monday, July 19, 2010 6:43:38 PMTwitter Web Client
I have a great idea for a T-Shirt. I just need a high res (clothed) ass, preferably drawn. Any ideas? I'm weirded out searching Google. Monday, July 19, 2010 4:43:29 PMTwitter Web Client
Bring me this GoDaddy girl: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2010/2456452408_ed2f8c8470_o.jpg Monday, July 19, 2010 3:05:18 AMTwitter Web Client
I want it to snow. Now. Sunday, July 18, 2010 5:15:30 PMTwitter Web Client
Yeah... My shit. I need to get it together Sunday, July 18, 2010 3:47:07 AMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 I want Froyo... As in Android 2.2
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Saturday, July 17, 2010 2:25:38 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm reading live blogs of Steve Jobs' iPhone 4 press conference and it's making me rage because he is SO FULL OF SHIT. Friday, July 16, 2010 1:51:36 PMTwitter Web Client
Oh, now it did... Fail Wednesday, July 14, 2010 12:07:17 PMTwitter Web Client
It won't let me tweet! Wednesday, July 14, 2010 12:07:10 PMTwitter Web Client
@waspito happy birffday. Have fun for me, because I'll be sweating balls around the EHS basement Wednesday, July 14, 2010 2:15:54 AMTwitter Web Client
Potato sack girl sining God Bless America at the All Star Game. Never heard of her. Tuesday, July 13, 2010 11:07:22 PMTwitter Web Client
CAN we fuckin hit the ball to someone other than Cano? I don't want him hurt. Tuesday, July 13, 2010 9:08:33 PMTwitter Web Client
I live! Probably not good to be sticking a multimeter into an outlet with the fuse jumped by a paper clip, but it's a sealed unit so f it. Sunday, July 11, 2010 11:38:10 PMTwitter Web Client
OK so since I don't have this fuse, I'm going to jump it with a piece of metal. If I kill myself, I didn't mean to. Sunday, July 11, 2010 11:25:54 PMTwitter Web Client
This week is going to be just wonderful (sarcasm). Sunday, July 11, 2010 11:20:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Jesus Fucking Christ with this laptop. I run out of RAM as much as I breathe air. Saturday, July 10, 2010 3:21:55 AMTwitter Web Client
My short term memory is fucked. Can't remember a goddamn thing anymore. Leaving my shit all over the place, etc. Too many years of drinking. Friday, July 09, 2010 5:32:48 PMTwitter Web Client
http://bit.ly/d2dmqd That shall be all Thursday, July 08, 2010 5:40:37 PMTwitter Web Client
Anyone have a 0.5A 250V 5x20mm fuse lying around that I can have? Thursday, July 08, 2010 4:58:27 PMTwitter Web Client
You mean to tell me I can't find one mother fucking ruler with metric on it. Christ! Thursday, July 08, 2010 4:51:59 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck you heat and Con Ed for the brownout. My multimeter is reading 98 volts in my outlet instead of 115... And my AC doesnt work Thursday, July 08, 2010 4:23:10 PMTwitter Web Client
OMG can my fucking cocksucking worn out touchpad stop being a jerky shitpile. This laptops going out the window tomorrow Thursday, July 08, 2010 1:42:10 AMTwitter Web Client
Can't even take a dump in peace without my mom messing up her computer. Had to VNC it from the shitter TMI? Who cares I'm a real crazy fuck Tuesday, July 06, 2010 11:54:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Figures. When I decide to work on the site, the server load is 38.32 & thats not even from my queries (should be <4) Fucking shared servers. Tuesday, July 06, 2010 11:33:01 PMTwitter Web Client
OH GOD... Attempting to mirror a wordpress install and dump and replace a database via command line. *gulps* Google's my friend Tuesday, July 06, 2010 10:29:23 PMTwitter Web Client
ABOUT TIME Facebook got rid of that ghetto assed Java uploader and replaced it with AJAX and html Tuesday, July 06, 2010 4:48:53 PMTwitter Web Client
please explain to me how Mexicans are outside breathing gas fumes by mowing lawns when its 103 out there. Go to some AC, bros Tuesday, July 06, 2010 4:41:58 PMTwitter Web Client
Yeah, I was going to get a new laptop in the fall, but the touchpad is so worn out, the mouse jumps everywhere. Probably going to be sooner Monday, July 05, 2010 4:17:35 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck this little fruitcup Bustin Jieber Sunday, July 04, 2010 9:18:38 PMTwitter Web Client
95 degrees and they're advertising Snuggies. Very poor advertising. Sunday, July 04, 2010 8:21:46 PMTwitter Web Client
It's 4AM, who the fuck decided it was a good idea to shoot fireworks and wake me up? Sunday, July 04, 2010 3:57:59 AMTwitter Web Client
Photoshop CS5 is way over my head. You need a Ph.D to use its new features. Also, my shitbox computer can't run it well. No GFX optimizatons Sunday, July 04, 2010 2:19:50 AMTwitter Web Client
My touchpad is bugging the FUCK out Saturday, July 03, 2010 4:48:36 AMTwitter Web Client
So tempted to buy a new laptop. Hmm $1700 Saturday, July 03, 2010 4:44:16 AMTwitter Web Client
@michellemm22 And do you ever tweet anything original anymore? All you do is retweet or link stuff with hastags Friday, July 02, 2010 2:12:58 PMTwitter Web Client
@michellemm22 remember that time we dumped beer out the window in Times Square? Yeah... Things like that, ACs, people pissing, etc
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Friday, July 02, 2010 1:44:21 PMTwitter Web Client
Don't do this to me... Friday, July 02, 2010 4:50:24 AMTwitter Web Client
I might have to get a Chevy Volt, just for the Android integration. Yeah the whole electric thing is cool too/ 300 mile gas generator Friday, July 02, 2010 3:20:52 AMTwitter Web Client
Shouldn't have eaten a fuckin feast at 12AM. I feel so fat That was probably like 1100 calories Friday, July 02, 2010 1:08:19 AMTwitter Web Client
Just got Quake 3 Running on my Droid. Thursday, July 01, 2010 10:32:28 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito Bitches wish they had Androids. Whip that out and grab mad pussy yo. Thursday, July 01, 2010 9:15:56 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito Saw that two days ago and was going to send it to you. IDK why I didn't. It's really cool!
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Thursday, July 01, 2010 9:03:13 PMTwitter Web Client
@SonicBlur23 Not in the shitty loser city of Cleveland
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Thursday, July 01, 2010 1:56:54 AMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 Come visit me. I'm like 5 minutes away from Iona (minus traffic)
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Wednesday, June 30, 2010 12:35:22 AMTwitter Web Client
someone just asked "did he get tapped in the ass" instead of "did he tap any ass" BIG difference, especially when describing a dude. Tuesday, June 29, 2010 5:23:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Can these fucking classrooms get a little hotter? This is cruel and unusual punishment. Tuesday, June 29, 2010 10:12:21 AMTwitter Web Client
You ever read someone's Facebook and they're so happy it makes you want to vomit? Yeah... Monday, June 28, 2010 9:35:50 PMTwitter Web Client
negative on the opiates? Monday, June 28, 2010 9:03:33 PMTwitter Web Client
Just got home from work. OWWWWWW. Someone bring me oxys, fentanyl, vicodan, percs. whatever. Monday, June 28, 2010 4:24:58 PMTwitter Web Client
Wanted: real job, car, HD box for my room, an amp, a new guitar, a new laptop, a slut and the ability to make Coffee Coolattas whenever Monday, June 28, 2010 1:12:47 AMTwitter Web Client
Play with my magnetic word wall! http://portfolioso.com/magnetic/ (no I didn't code that... Not that good) Monday, June 28, 2010 12:52:41 AMTwitter Web Client
Somebody get me these sneakers: http://goo.gl/jfIP Sunday, June 27, 2010 7:36:13 PMTwitter Web Client
No importa que se lleva. Porque todo se quitará Sunday, June 27, 2010 3:35:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Alcohol withdrawal a month after I stopped drinking? That normal? And @waspito, Bob Sagat is the nastiest motherfucker I know. Hes awesome Saturday, June 26, 2010 3:07:51 AMTwitter Web Client
Where's this fuckin [c word] with my Coolatta? Friday, June 25, 2010 4:53:40 PMTwitter Web Client
Just have the captions for Service Trips, Rowing, Cross Country and Tennis. Then FUCKIN ENJOYYYY Friday, June 25, 2010 4:46:18 PMTwitter Web Client
My life would be so much easier right now if these fucking mother fuckers gave me high res pictures like i asked for. Not 300x240 shit Friday, June 25, 2010 4:14:15 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito As far as Verizon/Motorola Android updates go, late July really means October
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Friday, June 25, 2010 3:40:53 PMTwitter Web Client
It's official! Android 2.2 coming to the Droid in late July Friday, June 25, 2010 1:48:11 PMTwitter Web Client
@ShavingFoams But you don't make a phone with a glass back, even if its gorilla glass. It's dumb. Use plastic, rubber, metal or acryllic.
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Friday, June 25, 2010 1:04:55 PMTwitter Web Client
2:18am on Friday night and I'm all business and work. Just weeks ago when I was in college, I was obliterated by this time partying. FML Friday, June 25, 2010 2:18:10 AMTwitter Web Client
34 pages and our book is finished! ZOMG Wednesday, June 23, 2010 10:55:15 PMTwitter Web Client
To quote myself: "I just want to get fuckin blasted with hot chicks and make bad decisions" Tuesday, June 22, 2010 11:05:31 PMTwitter Web Client
Travlin' Max is the shit. He gave out light up maracas! We didn't get fuckin light up maracas at our orientation! Can I be a freshman now? Tuesday, June 22, 2010 9:30:32 PMTwitter Web Client
This is fucking miserable watching freshman orientation from a post grad perspective. Tuesday, June 22, 2010 6:32:14 PMTwitter Web Client
I am sitting in a glass windowed office talking on speakerphone. People outside think I'm crazy and talking to myself. Tuesday, June 22, 2010 5:23:42 PMTwitter Web Client
I come up to Fairfield to finish the yearbook and they have all these freshman smokes up here for orientation to distract me. Tuesday, June 22, 2010 12:00:46 PMTwitter Web Client
New Blog Post: Jesus Christ, A.J (http://blog.portfolioso.com/?p=1327) Tuesday, June 22, 2010 2:26:28 AMTwitter Web Client
A.J BURNETT CAN SUCK MY FUCKING BALLS Monday, June 21, 2010 10:26:12 PMTwitter Web Client
26 hours of entourage to catch up on before Sunday's season 7 premiere. That means I have 4 1/3 hours per day to watch. FML Monday, June 21, 2010 3:21:20 AMTwitter Web Client
New Blog Post: People Looked Like Fucking Freakshows in the 1980s: http://bit.ly/cKFi1o Monday, June 21, 2010 12:26:44 AMTwitter Web Client
I just discovered the Dalvik Debug Monitor and am geeking around with my Droid. Finally can take screenshots of the device. Yay Sunday, June 20, 2010 4:15:07 AMTwitter Web Client
The Yankees fucking SUCK right now. Painful to watch Friday, June 18, 2010 10:51:50 PMTwitter Web Client
Time for the Yankees to destroy the Mets! Friday, June 18, 2010 6:58:17 PMTwitter Web Client
Am I the only person who really doesn't give a shit about the World Cup? Friday, June 18, 2010 2:53:57 PMTwitter Web Client
Get a life, bro: http://blog.portfolioso.com/?p=1294 Friday, June 18, 2010 4:08:34 AMTwitter Web Client
New Blog Post - Yankee Problems: http://blog.portfolioso.com/2010/06/17/yankee-problems/ Thursday, June 17, 2010 10:22:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin Phillies Thursday, June 17, 2010 9:47:36 PMTwitter Web Client
http://bit.ly/b71DCc Obama draws dicks on anything he signs Thursday, June 17, 2010 9:25:08 PMTwitter Web Client
WHOA who the fuck was that. The ass on that one. No women live around here. Thursday, June 17, 2010 8:52:21 PMTwitter Web Client
Can I disable these twitter place location suggestions? They're so fucking inaccurate, it's awful Thursday, June 17, 2010 8:35:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Yankees. Pull the bats out of your asses and use them. The fuck mang Thursday, June 17, 2010 8:34:58 PMTwitter Web Client
My mom hates Gmail. Sign of technological incompetence. Thursday, June 17, 2010 3:53:14 PMTwitter Web Client
Moyer you 47 year old gray wrinkled bitch. You have no right beating the defending world champs, who kicked your asses last October. Wednesday, June 16, 2010 9:15:07 PMTwitter Web Client
AJ Burnett get the FUCK OUT you suck Wednesday, June 16, 2010 8:18:48 PMTwitter Web Client
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, THAT DID NOT JUST HAPPEN Wednesday, June 16, 2010 3:02:59 PMTwitter Web Client
Haha AT&T fucking sucks: http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Techcrunch/~3/DGOWogv9QBY/ Wednesday, June 16, 2010 3:47:10 AMTwitter Web Client
Hey Optimum Online is decent... At 1AM (http://bit.ly/dpB10o) Too bad it's 1MBPS during peak times. FiOS FTW static 20/25MBPS speeds. Wednesday, June 16, 2010 1:06:22 AMTwitter Web Client
SWISHALICIOUS! Tuesday, June 15, 2010 7:58:59 PMTwitter Web Client
OK the Droid X is officially bigger than my dick. This is getting out of hand: http://www.engadget.com/photos/motorola-droid-x/ Tuesday, June 15, 2010 6:34:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin twitter won't connect from Android. Twitter needs to test shit before rolling out new features and breaking their servers off Tuesday, June 15, 2010 11:36:32 AMTwitter Web Client
I think this is the first time in 20 year's I've seen an NYPD car come by this block. They usually avoid it like the plague. Tuesday, June 15, 2010 9:29:11 AMTwitter Web Client
Johnny Drama's such a fagggggggggg. Tuesday, June 15, 2010 1:15:09 AMTwitter Web Client
The just flew in the liver, I gotta do the transplant. Monday, June 14, 2010 12:55:50 AMTwitter Web Client
And now I will attempt to watch seasons 1-6 of Entourage (39 hours) as quickly as possible before 6/26 when season 7 begins Friday, June 11, 2010 5:37:10 PMTwitter Web Client
These mother fuckin landscapers for every sing neighbor decide to show up at 3PM and make noise when I have important business calls to make Friday, June 11, 2010 2:53:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Too crude? Friday, June 11, 2010 4:04:03 AMTwitter Web Client
Who is that reporter woman on season 4 of Dexter? Because I'd like to bang the shit out of her Friday, June 11, 2010 2:30:15 AMTwitter Web Client