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fuck yeah social networking + foursquare for making me remember where the fuck i was last night Saturday, April 24, 2010 10:24:35 AMTwitter Web Client
Jesus F'in Christ, Google. Stop sucking dick with attachments in Gmail Friday, April 23, 2010 2:08:17 PMTwitter Web Client
Ok 1) don't clip fuckin car battery jumper cables to your fucking hand. My muscle is killing Friday, April 23, 2010 2:50:51 AMTwitter Web Client
Paper or beer pong? Hmm, I wrote a paragraph out of 7 pages, so beer pong Thursday, April 22, 2010 10:02:13 PMTwitter Web Client
You are rather attractive right now Thursday, April 22, 2010 2:51:57 PMTwitter Web Client
2 TVs in this house I never watch. When I need to watch the game, one fucker is playing halo and the other is watching some black show. fml Thursday, April 22, 2010 12:12:37 AMTwitter Web Client
The internet on campus is fucking amazing:http://bit.ly/a1PXdl (can't wait until I go back to FiOS next month, sick of this stupid shit) Tuesday, April 20, 2010 2:04:01 PMTwitter Web Client
OK so I have like 2 weeks to figure the rest of my life out or else I'm fucked. Tuesday, April 20, 2010 2:16:50 AMTwitter Web Client
I think this is the week I begin drinking every single night in a row... Sunday, April 18, 2010 11:56:54 PMTwitter Web Client
@michellemm22 You do your smiley faces backwards. It's :) not (:
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Sunday, April 18, 2010 4:17:47 AMTwitter Web Client
Colleen and Alex are the fucking shit Sunday, April 18, 2010 4:10:22 AMTwitter Web Client
1AM sauseech and peppers. Thanks Jon Friday, April 16, 2010 12:59:00 AMTwitter Web Client
Fact: Whenever you rip ass in your office alone and it reeks, someone will always knock and visit you. Never fails. Thursday, April 15, 2010 3:06:15 PMTwitter Web Client
well so much for laundry and my paper... oops Thursday, April 15, 2010 1:58:55 AMTwitter Web Client
I was using the iPad playing a game and a low battery bubble interrupted it. WEAK. Where's the notification panel? Android > Apple Wednesday, April 14, 2010 11:21:46 PMTwitter Web Client
Hey you there in the red shirt. Party in my office. Wednesday, April 14, 2010 10:12:39 PMTwitter Web Client
Sooooooo many possibilities but I can't pull the trigger and hit the target. Wednesday, April 14, 2010 9:32:58 PMTwitter Web Client
I am determined to drink excessively this entire week Tuesday, April 13, 2010 2:21:01 AMTwitter Web Client
Quite possible that our fridge broke. I don't hear the fan spinning. Shit Monday, April 12, 2010 5:35:58 AMTwitter Web Client
Decode me (and don't cheat looking at the URL): http://bit.ly/9ssVtt Monday, April 12, 2010 4:35:11 AMTwitter Web Client
In other news, isn't it depressing as fuck when you want something you know you can never have? Monday, April 12, 2010 3:30:14 AMTwitter Web Client
This ass wakes up at 3:30 and raises the heat when I had it off. I swear I'm breaking into our basement & flipping the switch on the furnace Monday, April 12, 2010 3:29:52 AMTwitter Web Client
how stupid is this bitch "Wow you've been drinking for a while how are youstill awake" "practice" "What practice?" cant make this shit up Sunday, April 11, 2010 1:46:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Why am I still alive, I've been drinking since 11AM yesterday Sunday, April 11, 2010 1:44:21 AMTwitter Web Client
"whenever I text you, why don't we ever chlll?"
"I'm always chill when I text you"
"No like hang out"
" IDK, I'm always chilling"
(facepalm) 		Sunday, April 11, 2010 1:40:07 AMTwitter Web Client
This freshman is a fucking dumbass and is too stupid to get herself some ass. Like legit blond Jersey dumb. Not worth my time Sunday, April 11, 2010 1:37:42 AMTwitter Web Client
I have been drinking for 11 hours straight. JEEZ Sunday, April 11, 2010 1:35:40 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @mirror3x5: dem bums Thursday, April 08, 2010 7:54:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Mirror Classics. Best He Said ever: http://fairfieldmirror.com/2003/11/19/hesaidwhenigetthatfeeling/ Thursday, April 08, 2010 2:46:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Hopefully the network people won't notice I'm transferring 10 gigs of ISO images on the LAN. Do that externally and you'll get insta-banned Thursday, April 08, 2010 4:01:15 AMTwitter Web Client
Absolutely no reason why there should be a 3G outage at 3AM when the tower is empty... F'in A, Verizon this is bullshit. 1x is slow shit Thursday, April 08, 2010 3:09:13 AMTwitter Web Client
Just finished the movie Breach. It was sick. Pumped to hear Eric O'Neill speak tomorrow, and apparently I get to have lunch with him Friday Thursday, April 08, 2010 2:26:22 AMTwitter Web Client
Uber productivity. 3 different browsers and 2 computers. Wednesday, April 07, 2010 6:17:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Blow my breakfast Wednesday, April 07, 2010 1:06:35 PMTwitter Web Client
Something about these warm spring days... Smokes are out in full force. Lovin it Tuesday, April 06, 2010 4:01:18 PMTwitter Web Client
Although the new 3D Gallery app in Android 2.1 is eye candy, I am NOT a fan of the way it caches the images. Very poor quality Tuesday, April 06, 2010 3:19:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck Comcast for winning a Supreme Court case that pretty much fucked Net Neutrality. Enjoy your bittorrent filtering, I'll be on Verizon Tuesday, April 06, 2010 2:02:08 PMTwitter Web Client
The internet sucks at Fairfield University. I go from FiOS to this bullshit. Tuesday, April 06, 2010 1:32:58 PMTwitter Web Client
FINALLY! 2.1 just pushed to my phone and is installing now Tuesday, April 06, 2010 11:15:20 AMTwitter Web Client
Explain my motivation: just made a cauliflower quiche at like 11:15PM to now Monday, April 05, 2010 11:55:11 PMTwitter Web Client
F Yeah! $1 RCA to 3.5mm headphone plug works pimp, replacing my buzzy bad connection one. I almost bought one on newegg for $8 Monday, April 05, 2010 4:50:27 PMTwitter Web Client
On to the next one. Oh and time to go biking. Probably not smart with less blood in me, but fuck it, it's a nice day. Monday, April 05, 2010 11:35:34 AMTwitter Web Client
like a needle in the vein Monday, April 05, 2010 11:29:17 AMTwitter Web Client
Youtube is broken. 500 internal server error an all videos. Get those highly trained monkeys on it... #googlefail Monday, April 05, 2010 3:06:05 AMTwitter Web Client
Piece of shit router reboot, and now it's golden. Wooo Wooo. Monday, April 05, 2010 2:28:18 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin a, Verizon. Please explain to me why my 25/25 FiOS is running unacceptably at 8 MBPS. Fuck do you think this is cable or some shit? Monday, April 05, 2010 2:25:50 AMTwitter Web Client
best iPad hating quote ever: "i buy shit that's useful to me, like alcohol, tobacco and devices that multitask, not the iPad" Monday, April 05, 2010 1:37:35 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @askmeques: Happy Easter everyone! Have a nice day with your families! http://twitpic.com/1d8ddm Sunday, April 04, 2010 6:07:03 PMTwitter Web Client
All I did was dream about the stupid fucking iPad all night. Can't even rest Sunday, April 04, 2010 9:59:10 AMTwitter Web Client
BORED BORED BORED. @colithika. MOVEEEEEEE Saturday, April 03, 2010 10:46:26 PMTwitter Web Client
Well she's hot down to her nose, but below that idk... Saturday, April 03, 2010 9:29:46 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm getting anxious for this new STP album Saturday, April 03, 2010 2:57:51 AMTwitter Web Client
@colithika Happy birthday, you old fuck. <3 you son Saturday, April 03, 2010 1:54:48 AMTwitter Web Client
All Google sites and services are loading like shit, and my connection is steady at 25MBPS #googlefail Friday, April 02, 2010 10:13:10 PMTwitter Web Client
I had this mother fucker's number blocked for 4 months and the block expired and I get 3 texts in 2 minutes. You shitting me? Friday, April 02, 2010 8:29:43 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @kevinrose: BAM, Digg App for Android released! http://bit.ly/chyLbP Friday, April 02, 2010 4:12:50 PMTwitter Web Client
Been on a White Stripes kick lately. Makes me want to jam Friday, April 02, 2010 2:53:51 AMTwitter Web Client
poop. Apparently the UV index was high enough to get burned in just an hour. There goes me sitting out there again tomorrow... Thursday, April 01, 2010 10:18:45 PMTwitter Web Client
@askmeques and an A. Oops
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Thursday, April 01, 2010 6:42:43 PMTwitter Web Client
Someone tell this fucking neighbor to let her dog in so it shuts the fuck up. Thursday, April 01, 2010 6:34:00 PMTwitter Web Client
I swear to God.............................................................................................................................. Thursday, April 01, 2010 6:13:14 PMTwitter Web Client
MG! THRS ALS VWL UTG N GGL's GML (I love April Fools day on the interwebs) Thursday, April 01, 2010 4:59:00 PMTwitter Web Client
Topeka, Kansas changes its name to Google, Kansas? Well Google changed its name to Topeka. Topeka is such an amazing company. Thursday, April 01, 2010 4:56:55 PMTwitter Web Client
So do I go for a bike ride? Is the path flooded from 2 days of rain? Hmm... Thursday, April 01, 2010 2:34:19 PMTwitter Web Client
Figures I'm not one of the first people to get the Droid OTA 2.1 update. I'm about to maually install it if I don't get it by tomorrow night Wednesday, March 31, 2010 6:29:13 PMTwitter Web Client
Sore throat's back, I need to be in the BCC to wait for a computer guy but I'd rather be sleeping. (This is why I like being IT). FML Tuesday, March 30, 2010 9:55:38 AMTwitter Web Client
I must be allergic to this shithole mold house. I was sick, went home, was fine, now I'm back and my nose is running and I'm coughing. Monday, March 29, 2010 4:46:10 AMTwitter Web Client
4AM: leftover fish fillet, some green tea, sausage bread and history presentation. Sounds about right :) Monday, March 29, 2010 4:09:19 AMTwitter Web Client
Trying to spool a 200MB high res PDF to a network printer wirelessly on a solo core piece of shit with only 1GB of RAM BLOWS... Monday, March 29, 2010 3:17:25 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck Apple. It's true that the fucking magic mouse kills your wrist. Sunday, March 28, 2010 11:39:34 PMTwitter Web Client
Gonna be working until like 2AM and then I'm going home and having some leftover fillet of fish Sunday, March 28, 2010 11:05:24 PMTwitter Web Client
Ok, I'm turning location off on Twidroid because it's useless. Way to pull my location from yesterday. It only updates if you open maps... Sunday, March 28, 2010 1:34:09 PMTwitter Web Client
This is a first. Me doing work at 2AM Sat night/ Sunday morning.... Sunday, March 28, 2010 2:09:11 AMTwitter Web Client
Well now my NCAA bracket is 100% incorrect. This is exactly why I don't put money on these things. Sunday, March 28, 2010 1:22:39 AMTwitter Web Client
So I'm home for the night. Then I'll be back until tues and then home again until next Monday. Win? Except I don't want sr. year to end =( Sunday, March 28, 2010 12:25:21 AMTwitter Web Client
Ah yes, I love your subtlety... See, you shouldn't complain you want something from me when you refused it from day one. Ahahaha Saturday, March 27, 2010 10:26:58 PMTwitter Web Client
Earth hour. Turn off your lights Saturday, March 27, 2010 8:46:27 PMTwitter Web Client
@mirror3x5 "Always low prices, always penis" Saturday, March 27, 2010 1:08:05 PMTwitter Web Client
1280x800 resolution does not cut it these days.... Needs more Saturday, March 27, 2010 9:56:10 AMTwitter Web Client
Night, tweeps. Better luck next time Thursday, March 25, 2010 2:54:26 AMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito Stop watching American Idol and grow balls Wednesday, March 24, 2010 10:09:34 PMTwitter Web Client
My arm is fucked. I can't throw a baseball for shit. Muscles lock up, release point is wrong. grr. Wednesday, March 24, 2010 5:38:29 PMTwitter Web Client
pipo pepe pipo pipo pepe Wednesday, March 24, 2010 4:17:06 PMTwitter Web Client
Lovin these Buddhist monks in the BCC Wednesday, March 24, 2010 2:14:37 PMTwitter Web Client
I am addicted to Replica Island for Android. Sick game Wednesday, March 24, 2010 2:50:05 AMTwitter Web Client
You know what. If it doesn't click, hell with it. Why keep going out of my way. Something will eventually. Wednesday, March 24, 2010 12:12:17 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @kevinrose: biggie @ age 17: http://bit.ly/9nsEC0 - amazing Wednesday, March 24, 2010 12:02:43 AMTwitter Web Client
What the fuck am I doingggggggg Tuesday, March 23, 2010 4:00:34 PMTwitter Web Client
Where the hell did this lamp knob disappear to? Tuesday, March 23, 2010 1:28:55 AMTwitter Web Client
Ma shut the fuck up, I'm trying to sleep. Way to wake me up, It's like the middle of the night. Monday, March 22, 2010 4:37:45 PMTwitter Web Client
Ah 6AM... Time to *ahem* start... this paper. Good times. Monday, March 22, 2010 5:52:53 AMTwitter Web Client
Just wrote a 15kb text file reflection. that's 8 single spaced pages in MS Word, font 11. if i can only write schoolwork like this. fml Monday, March 22, 2010 4:50:58 AMTwitter Web Client
@ShavingFoams Touche
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Monday, March 22, 2010 2:11:51 AMTwitter Web Client
This country is now fucked. My life is now fucked. I don't even know anymore Monday, March 22, 2010 12:35:43 AMTwitter Web Client
I find that there are very few things I actually care about anymore. I mean since nothing ever goes my way, why bother with anything. Sunday, March 21, 2010 6:37:34 PMTwitter Web Client
Blah, lazy, and just don't care Sunday, March 21, 2010 6:35:49 PMTwitter Web Client
How many trains ran me over. shit..... Saturday, March 20, 2010 12:21:40 PMTwitter Web Client
So question. Google Gears is no longer being developed, so why is it still integrated in Chrome for geolocation? Friday, March 19, 2010 4:31:04 PMTwitter Web Client
@SonicBlur23 fuck yourself Danny
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Friday, March 19, 2010 4:22:07 PMTwitter Web Client
"you can't have a rate of addiction supercede the birth rate" -J Munz, Guy is the man Friday, March 19, 2010 12:41:34 PMTwitter Web Client