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| Tweet | Date | Source |
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| @ShavingFoams Mini HDMI ports are just as small as micro USB ports In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet | Friday, June 11, 2010 12:53:10 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| By the way, this cool ass fall weather needs to stay for the whole summer. I am loving it and do not miss the heat. I hate the fucking heat. | Thursday, June 10, 2010 2:39:08 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Wow... Could count that shit on one hand. Have some work to do | Wednesday, June 09, 2010 6:37:02 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Finally understood and made use of twitter's list feature for epicness without clogging my feed: @portfolioso/satire | Wednesday, June 09, 2010 4:34:30 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Brand spankin' new Droid! It's amazing how worn out my old one got since Jan. Charging port was all loose and shit, plus the GPS works now! | Tuesday, June 08, 2010 3:41:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @plasma2002 Yes. Never do that. In reply to @plasma2002's tweet | Tuesday, June 08, 2010 1:40:00 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck my life.while pretending to be sober. I walked into 3 bins in my hallway and woke my parents up. f'in shit all over the place.. move it | Tuesday, June 08, 2010 1:37:50 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I need a drink. Or 8 | Monday, June 07, 2010 3:49:41 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I have a little problem to solve over here... | Friday, June 04, 2010 4:09:54 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Droid GPS hasn't worked for 2 weeks and the defective piece of shit is going back tomorrow for replacement | Friday, June 04, 2010 3:46:36 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| That was a joke by the way, if anyone didn't catch on | Thursday, June 03, 2010 8:38:43 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I told those fuckers to keep the blue paint away from me. And this is what happens: http://bit.ly/cqBO11 | Thursday, June 03, 2010 8:26:58 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I hate when I want to tweet something and can't bc the person follows me. | Thursday, June 03, 2010 4:02:42 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuckin Best Buy, I ordered one thing online a year ago and they keep spamming my email with offers. | Wednesday, June 02, 2010 9:16:15 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| How many of you herbs are around tonight for my birthday? Apparently not @colithika and @waspito because they run away far | Tuesday, June 01, 2010 6:22:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I have a conference call with a fucking douchebag right now that I shouldn't be dealing with on the grounds that I graduated already... | Tuesday, June 01, 2010 1:55:23 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| All you can do is play along at life, and hope that sometimes you get it right | Monday, May 31, 2010 5:46:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito That is my mom at Subway. She doesn't understand the customization and thinks you can just get stuff from the menu | Monday, May 31, 2010 3:37:54 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| There is no reason for this to be happening to me. I'm so much better. It's really insane. | Monday, May 31, 2010 5:28:00 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This T-Shirt is completely true: http://grabist.com/product.php?id=5 I totally agree. | Sunday, May 30, 2010 6:57:58 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I just looked at my graduation party pics and couldn't help but notice how damn attractive I am. | Sunday, May 30, 2010 12:33:22 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @ShavingFoams Right. But it failed. And it would make more sense if mud was pumped in through a bigger series of tubes. In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet | Sunday, May 30, 2010 12:32:41 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| See this is why the Dutch are so much better than Americans. Why don't we have these contests here: http://bit.ly/bFMxMq | Wednesday, May 26, 2010 5:54:02 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Take this heat and shove it up your ass. It's May, not July | Wednesday, May 26, 2010 5:46:33 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| WE LEFT OUT HALF THE FUCKING FOLIOS. UGH... YEARBOOK | Wednesday, May 26, 2010 12:06:22 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| bleeding money and what do I do? Buy a new TV. Because 1) I fucking hate CRTs and 2) My stocks crash everyday anyway, so fuck it | Tuesday, May 25, 2010 11:53:20 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| As much as I bitched about this roommate bro all year long, he legit just made my day | Sunday, May 23, 2010 4:06:00 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| unless youre getting with a fuckin whore, there's fucking no reason for this. this is so gay. there are gays that are cooler than these fags | Sunday, May 23, 2010 2:11:14 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| jesus fuckin christ. my house is so god damn gay. last night ever of college and everyones passed the fuck out | Sunday, May 23, 2010 2:10:21 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I approve of the new STP album. A little generic, but it's got that STP old school sound to it | Friday, May 21, 2010 1:16:13 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Somebody get me a Google TV! | Friday, May 21, 2010 12:23:43 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| GOOGLE > APPLE (F you Steve Jobs and your lame ass keynotes). Google just went to town at I/O | Thursday, May 20, 2010 9:16:31 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Sad thing is that it'll probably take Verizon 1.5 years to send this to the Droid, and the Droid Incredible will probably get first priority | Thursday, May 20, 2010 12:34:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I am pretty much wetting myself over how amazing Android 2.2 looks | Thursday, May 20, 2010 12:30:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I WANT SOME FROYO: http://www.engadget.com/2010/05/20/android-2-2-froyo-officially-announced/ | Thursday, May 20, 2010 12:23:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Portfolioso: complete homewrecker. Tiger 2.0 in training. | Thursday, May 20, 2010 3:47:05 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Haha I love how I can be a HUGE dick to people sometimes | Thursday, May 20, 2010 3:15:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @kevinrose: ever see those email sigs that say "Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail", who prints email? | Wednesday, May 19, 2010 11:07:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Our mourning doves hatched! AWWWWWWWW | Tuesday, May 18, 2010 6:16:10 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Actually, I blame the Linksys for it losing WiFi | Monday, May 17, 2010 2:08:11 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This fucking Droid fucks up way too much | Monday, May 17, 2010 1:59:27 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @mirror3x5: thank god im a country boy | Friday, May 14, 2010 10:39:25 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Who wants to fold my clothes for me because I'm lazy. Benefits include seeing my pretty face, and maybe snuggling | Thursday, May 13, 2010 1:43:30 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| OMG Android 2.2 - I just wet myself a little bit! Wifi tethering and portable access points. (And flash... yawn, its cool but flash sucks) | Thursday, May 13, 2010 5:34:04 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Ky9 also any train line going into Grand Central > trains going into Penn Station. Midtown is where it's at, not 31st st... | Thursday, May 13, 2010 3:47:14 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @ky9 False.The New Haven line sucks bc the trains are old (dumb overhead power) Harlem line has bitchin new trains = to LIRR. Same MTA, foo. | Thursday, May 13, 2010 3:45:12 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's so excellent that I'm completely sober right now, otherwise I would have probably lost it. But instead I'm chill. Road to recovery lol | Wednesday, May 12, 2010 2:03:40 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I just burned my finger trying to light a match in a matchbook with one hand. I know a bro who can do it. I guess I wasn't taught well =( | Wednesday, May 12, 2010 1:57:59 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| 2 egg and cheese sandwiches at 2:15AM... Yum. I won't get a heart attack.. The alcohol melts the cholesterol away | Tuesday, May 11, 2010 2:14:21 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Protip: Eating 3 Super Duper Weenie chili dogs at 11PM is *NOT* a good idea | Monday, May 10, 2010 2:00:52 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| My liver aches | Sunday, May 09, 2010 5:01:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Someone tell this loud bitch on the other side of this plywood ghetto wall to shut the fuck up when I'm trying to study | Sunday, May 09, 2010 11:40:08 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is absolute BALLS. | Saturday, May 08, 2010 3:54:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Need more time. Game over. | Saturday, May 08, 2010 1:32:58 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just stepped on and broke a bunch of Darryl's shit climbing out of bed. Too bad. That's what you get for leaving your shit in my way, | Saturday, May 08, 2010 12:12:35 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| THIS SITUATION IS BEYOND FUCKED. TAKE THE WORST THING THAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN AND MULTIPLY IT BY 43 | Thursday, May 06, 2010 5:49:43 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @RockNationRadio I'd like to remind you all that RockNation only played last Tues because I cleaned Maresc's virus from all that Vixen porn In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet | Thursday, May 06, 2010 1:48:23 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck you, stock market you downward spiraling piece of shit. | Thursday, May 06, 2010 1:32:20 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I absolutely hate it when you fall asleep with contacts on and then have blurry vision spots the next day | Thursday, May 06, 2010 12:29:02 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| No matter what I do I can;t fucking win. For fucks sake. | Thursday, May 06, 2010 1:43:49 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm pretty sure I'd get excommunicated for this paper, but it's for Jesuits, they'll be cool with it because anything goes with those dudes. | Wednesday, May 05, 2010 6:01:09 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I love how I'm ripping apart nuns in my religion paper. Like seriously, in today's world, what the fuck is the point of a nun? | Wednesday, May 05, 2010 6:00:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I don't care that some ugly goth RA just cockblocked yo, let me write my paper. | Wednesday, May 05, 2010 5:27:18 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| OK it's not Google, it's the piece of shit school network not letting me log into Gmail | Wednesday, May 05, 2010 4:25:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Ok this is Fucked. My Gmail is down from multiple ISPs and won't log in from anywhere. | Wednesday, May 05, 2010 4:22:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| #GOOGLEFAIL Load my funking gmail you piece of shit... | Wednesday, May 05, 2010 4:18:24 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Very difficult to write a paper when your house starts drinking at 2PM and it's 76 and Sunny outside... GR | Wednesday, May 05, 2010 2:37:50 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| But I don't wanna write this paper | Wednesday, May 05, 2010 2:34:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just had the best entrance into my house ever. Walked in and was like "mothafuckaaaaaaaaz" (from The Hangover) | Tuesday, May 04, 2010 1:16:30 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Google Reader has been fucking up since Sunday and not marking my shit as read / repeating everything I've seen already. WTF. #googlefail | Tuesday, May 04, 2010 11:32:35 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Let's play the "empty our bank accounts on alcohol and general debauchery" between now and the end of senior year... | Monday, May 03, 2010 2:52:31 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @SonicBlur23 yes, he should move south where it's 85 everyday and what he's used to. In reply to @SonicBlur23's tweet | Monday, May 03, 2010 1:41:46 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @SonicBlur23 Actually Danny good thing you reminded me bc I just checked and my housemate put my fucking heat on 71. Lousy bastard... In reply to @SonicBlur23's tweet | Monday, May 03, 2010 1:37:12 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito You're going to tell me to f myself, but my central air at school is pumping away at 67 | Monday, May 03, 2010 1:30:27 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Well that is blatantly obvious and solidifies my point... On to the next one. | Monday, May 03, 2010 1:20:59 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| http://briantorff.com/ <--That fuckin guy is annoying me with shitloads of work at the end of the semester | Sunday, May 02, 2010 11:11:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Oh and mad props to @portfolioso for not being a fucking idiot this weekend (unlike other times) | Sunday, May 02, 2010 9:44:30 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I am sick and tired of this mother fuckin slow internet on this mother fuckin campus. | Sunday, May 02, 2010 9:39:06 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Alcoholism weekend begins now. | Friday, April 30, 2010 4:08:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I get it. B.o.B's Airplanes is a good song, but if another female makes those lyrics her status/twitter/facebook etc i will flip. sick of it | Friday, April 30, 2010 4:48:02 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| TO Derek McKissick's paper: EN FUCKING JOYYYYYYYYYYYY | Friday, April 30, 2010 4:24:34 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Also, my attention span for this paper is like a paragraph at a time | Friday, April 30, 2010 1:57:59 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @ffioretti That's the point/ why I have it private - so people who Google me aren't subjected to my 140 character rants In reply to @ffioretti's tweet | Friday, April 30, 2010 1:57:28 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| And they did visit. It's because I'm so hot | Friday, April 30, 2010 12:21:11 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Unless these little sluts want to visit me in my office, I highly recommend they shut the fuck up outside | Thursday, April 29, 2010 11:44:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Imagine me not getting any work done because of a fucking dance party (should end in 10 though) | Thursday, April 29, 2010 11:19:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| It was quiet all day in this fuckin BCC when I wasn't doing work. Now I go to do my paper and a fuckin DJ comes in for the fuckin freshmen. | Thursday, April 29, 2010 9:58:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Life likes to torture me by putting things that piss me off RIGHT IN MY FUCKING FACE 24/7 | Thursday, April 29, 2010 2:08:20 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I have tonight and Thursday night to write two papers. Then I'll be free for the weekend | Tuesday, April 27, 2010 7:52:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| XANAX. now | Tuesday, April 27, 2010 4:51:27 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is an absolute JOKE RIGHT NOW. I can' believe this nonsense. It's hysterical at least | Tuesday, April 27, 2010 4:49:22 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Not what I needed right now | Tuesday, April 27, 2010 4:31:23 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Correction: bass guitar. And moderately hot. (@RockNationRadio sent me a creepercam of WVOF. Merry Christmas to you too, James) | Monday, April 26, 2010 9:24:41 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Live band in WVOF next door. Female guitarist has her ass against the window, can't tell if shes hot or not but it's a good ass. | Monday, April 26, 2010 9:03:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Damn! Boobquake day actually caused an earthquake: http://bit.ly/csWodC (too bad its cold and rainy in CT, I could use some participation) | Monday, April 26, 2010 2:43:43 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This new water cooler's water tastes like plastic. I told the bros setting it up to flush it out but they were like whatever brah | Sunday, April 25, 2010 11:17:39 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Like they say: money talks shit walks | Sunday, April 25, 2010 10:33:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Once again: GMail + File attachments = #googlefail | Sunday, April 25, 2010 9:21:59 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| "Every Ari needs his Lloyd" -@RockNationRadio | Sunday, April 25, 2010 7:39:33 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| People have the whole damn townhouse quad, yet they decide to smoke right outside my window. Thanks | Saturday, April 24, 2010 11:51:53 PM | Twitter Web Client |