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@ShavingFoams Mini HDMI ports are just as small as micro USB ports
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Friday, June 11, 2010 12:53:10 AMTwitter Web Client
By the way, this cool ass fall weather needs to stay for the whole summer. I am loving it and do not miss the heat. I hate the fucking heat. Thursday, June 10, 2010 2:39:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Wow... Could count that shit on one hand. Have some work to do Wednesday, June 09, 2010 6:37:02 PMTwitter Web Client
Finally understood and made use of twitter's list feature for epicness without clogging my feed: @portfolioso/satire Wednesday, June 09, 2010 4:34:30 AMTwitter Web Client
Brand spankin' new Droid! It's amazing how worn out my old one got since Jan. Charging port was all loose and shit, plus the GPS works now! Tuesday, June 08, 2010 3:41:44 PMTwitter Web Client
@plasma2002 Yes. Never do that.
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Tuesday, June 08, 2010 1:40:00 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck my life.while pretending to be sober. I walked into 3 bins in my hallway and woke my parents up. f'in shit all over the place.. move it Tuesday, June 08, 2010 1:37:50 AMTwitter Web Client
I need a drink. Or 8 Monday, June 07, 2010 3:49:41 AMTwitter Web Client
I have a little problem to solve over here... Friday, June 04, 2010 4:09:54 AMTwitter Web Client
Droid GPS hasn't worked for 2 weeks and the defective piece of shit is going back tomorrow for replacement Friday, June 04, 2010 3:46:36 AMTwitter Web Client
That was a joke by the way, if anyone didn't catch on Thursday, June 03, 2010 8:38:43 PMTwitter Web Client
I told those fuckers to keep the blue paint away from me. And this is what happens: http://bit.ly/cqBO11 Thursday, June 03, 2010 8:26:58 PMTwitter Web Client
I hate when I want to tweet something and can't bc the person follows me. Thursday, June 03, 2010 4:02:42 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin Best Buy, I ordered one thing online a year ago and they keep spamming my email with offers. Wednesday, June 02, 2010 9:16:15 PMTwitter Web Client
How many of you herbs are around tonight for my birthday? Apparently not @colithika and @waspito because they run away far Tuesday, June 01, 2010 6:22:12 PMTwitter Web Client
I have a conference call with a fucking douchebag right now that I shouldn't be dealing with on the grounds that I graduated already... Tuesday, June 01, 2010 1:55:23 PMTwitter Web Client
All you can do is play along at life, and hope that sometimes you get it right Monday, May 31, 2010 5:46:12 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito That is my mom at Subway. She doesn't understand the customization and thinks you can just get stuff from the menu
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Monday, May 31, 2010 3:37:54 PMTwitter Web Client
There is no reason for this to be happening to me. I'm so much better. It's really insane. Monday, May 31, 2010 5:28:00 AMTwitter Web Client
This T-Shirt is completely true: http://grabist.com/product.php?id=5 I totally agree. Sunday, May 30, 2010 6:57:58 PMTwitter Web Client
I just looked at my graduation party pics and couldn't help but notice how damn attractive I am. Sunday, May 30, 2010 12:33:22 PMTwitter Web Client
@ShavingFoams Right. But it failed. And it would make more sense if mud was pumped in through a bigger series of tubes.
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Sunday, May 30, 2010 12:32:41 PMTwitter Web Client
See this is why the Dutch are so much better than Americans. Why don't we have these contests here: http://bit.ly/bFMxMq Wednesday, May 26, 2010 5:54:02 PMTwitter Web Client
Take this heat and shove it up your ass. It's May, not July Wednesday, May 26, 2010 5:46:33 PMTwitter Web Client
WE LEFT OUT HALF THE FUCKING FOLIOS. UGH... YEARBOOK Wednesday, May 26, 2010 12:06:22 PMTwitter Web Client
bleeding money and what do I do? Buy a new TV. Because 1) I fucking hate CRTs and 2) My stocks crash everyday anyway, so fuck it Tuesday, May 25, 2010 11:53:20 PMTwitter Web Client
As much as I bitched about this roommate bro all year long, he legit just made my day Sunday, May 23, 2010 4:06:00 AMTwitter Web Client
unless youre getting with a fuckin whore, there's fucking no reason for this. this is so gay. there are gays that are cooler than these fags Sunday, May 23, 2010 2:11:14 AMTwitter Web Client
jesus fuckin christ. my house is so god damn gay. last night ever of college and everyones passed the fuck out Sunday, May 23, 2010 2:10:21 AMTwitter Web Client
I approve of the new STP album. A little generic, but it's got that STP old school sound to it Friday, May 21, 2010 1:16:13 PMTwitter Web Client
Somebody get me a Google TV! Friday, May 21, 2010 12:23:43 PMTwitter Web Client
GOOGLE > APPLE (F you Steve Jobs and your lame ass keynotes). Google just went to town at I/O Thursday, May 20, 2010 9:16:31 PMTwitter Web Client
Sad thing is that it'll probably take Verizon 1.5 years to send this to the Droid, and the Droid Incredible will probably get first priority Thursday, May 20, 2010 12:34:03 PMTwitter Web Client
I am pretty much wetting myself over how amazing Android 2.2 looks Thursday, May 20, 2010 12:30:12 PMTwitter Web Client
I WANT SOME FROYO: http://www.engadget.com/2010/05/20/android-2-2-froyo-officially-announced/ Thursday, May 20, 2010 12:23:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Portfolioso: complete homewrecker. Tiger 2.0 in training. Thursday, May 20, 2010 3:47:05 AMTwitter Web Client
Haha I love how I can be a HUGE dick to people sometimes Thursday, May 20, 2010 3:15:43 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @kevinrose: ever see those email sigs that say "Please consider the environment before printing this e-mail", who prints email? Wednesday, May 19, 2010 11:07:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Our mourning doves hatched! AWWWWWWWW Tuesday, May 18, 2010 6:16:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Actually, I blame the Linksys for it losing WiFi Monday, May 17, 2010 2:08:11 AMTwitter Web Client
This fucking Droid fucks up way too much Monday, May 17, 2010 1:59:27 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @mirror3x5: thank god im a country boy Friday, May 14, 2010 10:39:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Who wants to fold my clothes for me because I'm lazy. Benefits include seeing my pretty face, and maybe snuggling Thursday, May 13, 2010 1:43:30 PMTwitter Web Client
OMG Android 2.2 - I just wet myself a little bit! Wifi tethering and portable access points. (And flash... yawn, its cool but flash sucks) Thursday, May 13, 2010 5:34:04 AMTwitter Web Client
@Ky9 also any train line going into Grand Central > trains going into Penn Station. Midtown is where it's at, not 31st st... Thursday, May 13, 2010 3:47:14 AMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 False.The New Haven line sucks bc the trains are old (dumb overhead power) Harlem line has bitchin new trains = to LIRR. Same MTA, foo.
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Thursday, May 13, 2010 3:45:12 AMTwitter Web Client
It's so excellent that I'm completely sober right now, otherwise I would have probably lost it. But instead I'm chill. Road to recovery lol Wednesday, May 12, 2010 2:03:40 AMTwitter Web Client
I just burned my finger trying to light a match in a matchbook with one hand. I know a bro who can do it. I guess I wasn't taught well =( Wednesday, May 12, 2010 1:57:59 AMTwitter Web Client
2 egg and cheese sandwiches at 2:15AM... Yum. I won't get a heart attack.. The alcohol melts the cholesterol away Tuesday, May 11, 2010 2:14:21 AMTwitter Web Client
Protip: Eating 3 Super Duper Weenie chili dogs at 11PM is *NOT* a good idea Monday, May 10, 2010 2:00:52 AMTwitter Web Client
My liver aches Sunday, May 09, 2010 5:01:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Someone tell this loud bitch on the other side of this plywood ghetto wall to shut the fuck up when I'm trying to study Sunday, May 09, 2010 11:40:08 AMTwitter Web Client
This is absolute BALLS. Saturday, May 08, 2010 3:54:26 PMTwitter Web Client
Need more time. Game over. Saturday, May 08, 2010 1:32:58 PMTwitter Web Client
Just stepped on and broke a bunch of Darryl's shit climbing out of bed. Too bad. That's what you get for leaving your shit in my way, Saturday, May 08, 2010 12:12:35 PMTwitter Web Client
THIS SITUATION IS BEYOND FUCKED. TAKE THE WORST THING THAT COULD POSSIBLY HAPPEN AND MULTIPLY IT BY 43 Thursday, May 06, 2010 5:49:43 PMTwitter Web Client
@RockNationRadio I'd like to remind you all that RockNation only played last Tues because I cleaned Maresc's virus from all that Vixen porn
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Thursday, May 06, 2010 1:48:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck you, stock market you downward spiraling piece of shit. Thursday, May 06, 2010 1:32:20 PMTwitter Web Client
I absolutely hate it when you fall asleep with contacts on and then have blurry vision spots the next day Thursday, May 06, 2010 12:29:02 PMTwitter Web Client
No matter what I do I can;t fucking win. For fucks sake. Thursday, May 06, 2010 1:43:49 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm pretty sure I'd get excommunicated for this paper, but it's for Jesuits, they'll be cool with it because anything goes with those dudes. Wednesday, May 05, 2010 6:01:09 PMTwitter Web Client
I love how I'm ripping apart nuns in my religion paper. Like seriously, in today's world, what the fuck is the point of a nun? Wednesday, May 05, 2010 6:00:12 PMTwitter Web Client
I don't care that some ugly goth RA just cockblocked yo, let me write my paper. Wednesday, May 05, 2010 5:27:18 PMTwitter Web Client
OK it's not Google, it's the piece of shit school network not letting me log into Gmail Wednesday, May 05, 2010 4:25:11 PMTwitter Web Client
Ok this is Fucked. My Gmail is down from multiple ISPs and won't log in from anywhere. Wednesday, May 05, 2010 4:22:44 PMTwitter Web Client
#GOOGLEFAIL Load my funking gmail you piece of shit... Wednesday, May 05, 2010 4:18:24 PMTwitter Web Client
Very difficult to write a paper when your house starts drinking at 2PM and it's 76 and Sunny outside... GR Wednesday, May 05, 2010 2:37:50 PMTwitter Web Client
But I don't wanna write this paper Wednesday, May 05, 2010 2:34:26 PMTwitter Web Client
Just had the best entrance into my house ever. Walked in and was like "mothafuckaaaaaaaaz" (from The Hangover) Tuesday, May 04, 2010 1:16:30 PMTwitter Web Client
Google Reader has been fucking up since Sunday and not marking my shit as read / repeating everything I've seen already. WTF. #googlefail Tuesday, May 04, 2010 11:32:35 AMTwitter Web Client
Let's play the "empty our bank accounts on alcohol and general debauchery" between now and the end of senior year... Monday, May 03, 2010 2:52:31 PMTwitter Web Client
@SonicBlur23 yes, he should move south where it's 85 everyday and what he's used to.
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Monday, May 03, 2010 1:41:46 AMTwitter Web Client
@SonicBlur23 Actually Danny good thing you reminded me bc I just checked and my housemate put my fucking heat on 71. Lousy bastard...
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Monday, May 03, 2010 1:37:12 AMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito You're going to tell me to f myself, but my central air at school is pumping away at 67
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Monday, May 03, 2010 1:30:27 AMTwitter Web Client
Well that is blatantly obvious and solidifies my point... On to the next one. Monday, May 03, 2010 1:20:59 AMTwitter Web Client
http://briantorff.com/ <--That fuckin guy is annoying me with shitloads of work at the end of the semester Sunday, May 02, 2010 11:11:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Oh and mad props to @portfolioso for not being a fucking idiot this weekend (unlike other times) Sunday, May 02, 2010 9:44:30 PMTwitter Web Client
I am sick and tired of this mother fuckin slow internet on this mother fuckin campus. Sunday, May 02, 2010 9:39:06 PMTwitter Web Client
Alcoholism weekend begins now. Friday, April 30, 2010 4:08:51 PMTwitter Web Client
I get it. B.o.B's Airplanes is a good song, but if another female makes those lyrics her status/twitter/facebook etc i will flip. sick of it Friday, April 30, 2010 4:48:02 AMTwitter Web Client
TO Derek McKissick's paper: EN FUCKING JOYYYYYYYYYYYY Friday, April 30, 2010 4:24:34 AMTwitter Web Client
Also, my attention span for this paper is like a paragraph at a time Friday, April 30, 2010 1:57:59 AMTwitter Web Client
@ffioretti That's the point/ why I have it private - so people who Google me aren't subjected to my 140 character rants
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Friday, April 30, 2010 1:57:28 AMTwitter Web Client
And they did visit. It's because I'm so hot Friday, April 30, 2010 12:21:11 AMTwitter Web Client
Unless these little sluts want to visit me in my office, I highly recommend they shut the fuck up outside Thursday, April 29, 2010 11:44:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Imagine me not getting any work done because of a fucking dance party (should end in 10 though) Thursday, April 29, 2010 11:19:28 PMTwitter Web Client
It was quiet all day in this fuckin BCC when I wasn't doing work. Now I go to do my paper and a fuckin DJ comes in for the fuckin freshmen. Thursday, April 29, 2010 9:58:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Life likes to torture me by putting things that piss me off RIGHT IN MY FUCKING FACE 24/7 Thursday, April 29, 2010 2:08:20 PMTwitter Web Client
I have tonight and Thursday night to write two papers. Then I'll be free for the weekend Tuesday, April 27, 2010 7:52:04 PMTwitter Web Client
XANAX. now Tuesday, April 27, 2010 4:51:27 PMTwitter Web Client
This is an absolute JOKE RIGHT NOW. I can' believe this nonsense. It's hysterical at least Tuesday, April 27, 2010 4:49:22 PMTwitter Web Client
Not what I needed right now Tuesday, April 27, 2010 4:31:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Correction: bass guitar. And moderately hot. (@RockNationRadio sent me a creepercam of WVOF. Merry Christmas to you too, James) Monday, April 26, 2010 9:24:41 PMTwitter Web Client
Live band in WVOF next door. Female guitarist has her ass against the window, can't tell if shes hot or not but it's a good ass. Monday, April 26, 2010 9:03:40 PMTwitter Web Client
Damn! Boobquake day actually caused an earthquake: http://bit.ly/csWodC (too bad its cold and rainy in CT, I could use some participation) Monday, April 26, 2010 2:43:43 PMTwitter Web Client
This new water cooler's water tastes like plastic. I told the bros setting it up to flush it out but they were like whatever brah Sunday, April 25, 2010 11:17:39 PMTwitter Web Client
Like they say: money talks shit walks Sunday, April 25, 2010 10:33:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Once again: GMail + File attachments = #googlefail Sunday, April 25, 2010 9:21:59 PMTwitter Web Client
"Every Ari needs his Lloyd" -@RockNationRadio Sunday, April 25, 2010 7:39:33 PMTwitter Web Client
People have the whole damn townhouse quad, yet they decide to smoke right outside my window. Thanks Saturday, April 24, 2010 11:51:53 PMTwitter Web Client