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| Tweet | Date | Source |
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| BTW, Noble Pils tastes so much better on tap than it does out of a bottle. And where did the Twitter location info go! The F, twitter?!?! | Friday, March 19, 2010 12:58:32 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| If I get this job, I'm doing the nakey dance all around campus | Friday, March 19, 2010 12:54:19 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| "what must be considered first of all in theological terms is the impossibility, only now becoming evident, of a positive integration of"zzz | Thursday, March 18, 2010 4:40:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Whoa HTC stands for High Tech Computer Corp? Those crazy Taiwanese would name their company after something so boring | Thursday, March 18, 2010 3:57:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Gotta be shitting me: http://www.engadget.com/2010/03/18/verizon-delays-android-2-1-rollout-to-motorola-droid-new-date-i/ | Thursday, March 18, 2010 3:39:31 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I still might puke | Thursday, March 18, 2010 8:21:09 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's going to be 70 today! Dayummmmmmm | Thursday, March 18, 2010 7:54:16 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I think that sets a record for number of fucked up dreams in one night. I must have died 4 different ways, bombed by military planes etc | Wednesday, March 17, 2010 9:44:00 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @askmeques I have limited respect for most professors because they think who the hell they are, yet usually can't make it in the real world In reply to @askmeques's tweet | Wednesday, March 17, 2010 2:06:57 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @waspito Droid 2.1 updates are being pushed out starting Thursday in batches of 250,000 at a time (so it might take a few days) | Wednesday, March 17, 2010 2:03:32 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I can feel - (wish I couldn't feel at all) Hate to see - (wish I couldn't see at all) Hate to feel - (wish I couldn't feel at all) | Tuesday, March 16, 2010 4:57:45 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| OK it's quite obvious these fuckers are capping this at 100kbps, so it's proxy time. | Tuesday, March 16, 2010 2:48:15 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuckin A. This laptop is such a piece of shit. It can't even play back video without tearing. | Tuesday, March 16, 2010 2:45:39 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's fuckin 2:40AM and this useless internet should be able to stream a simple video without choking on 4 cocks. Christ | Tuesday, March 16, 2010 2:41:04 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito men should never EVER, under any circumstances use the word fantabulous | Tuesday, March 16, 2010 2:08:02 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Discussion and reflection fade slowly painfully, into a sheltered mind | Sunday, March 14, 2010 11:51:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Oh boy.. Tequila is foul.... And this is hours later. | Sunday, March 14, 2010 11:19:53 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @ShavingFoams dude eastchester got hit with a fucking bomb. place is a goddamn wreck. worst storm i've seen ever. In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet | Sunday, March 14, 2010 9:54:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just got back to school. Instant shitshow... WOW who ever knew there was a Sunday evening post spring break party. Senior yr, fuck it | Sunday, March 14, 2010 6:43:41 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @ky9 <3 FiOS | Sunday, March 14, 2010 6:43:00 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Completely false... | Sunday, March 14, 2010 4:20:38 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This twitter location detection thing never fails to amuse me. I'm in Hell's Kitchen? | Sunday, March 14, 2010 4:19:56 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @plasma2002: Sommersaults... That's how I roll #fb | Sunday, March 14, 2010 3:20:37 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| What a waste of an hour... | Sunday, March 14, 2010 3:09:06 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Listen to PD fire and EMS during the storm: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/epd-efd-ems-radio | Saturday, March 13, 2010 7:41:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Yeah but I can still cook up a storm. You bitches are seriously missing out. | Saturday, March 13, 2010 12:34:22 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I want to sleep right now, but the parents musn't know I'm in awful shape. | Saturday, March 13, 2010 12:26:16 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| "Why does she have to turn the hall light on to talk to me. Sound doesn't need light to travel" | Friday, March 12, 2010 9:22:31 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @dannyrob88 I did that once, and it wasn't last week because I woke up not at home and confused. HA... In reply to @dannyrob88's tweet | Friday, March 12, 2010 12:57:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Twidroid fail. Take 5. CHRIST | Friday, March 12, 2010 11:32:14 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Whoa whoa whoa... If I'm behind a SOCKS5 proxy and doing remote DNS lookups, how the HELL does firefox determine my *proepr* location?!?! | Thursday, March 11, 2010 11:08:02 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| so one week ago today I was leaving for spring break. Wow, where'd the time go? | Thursday, March 11, 2010 11:04:54 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Game 2 final from the Bronx: 530-515 in favor of me | Thursday, March 11, 2010 10:55:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Garlic, beans and cauliflower... "You're gonna rip your pants Joe" | Thursday, March 11, 2010 10:36:33 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| And your final from the Bronx: 505-385 (I lost) | Thursday, March 11, 2010 9:08:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Flipping through the channels and came across a 1935 movie and overheard "You are a woman, and are therefore inferior" wouldn't fly today... | Thursday, March 11, 2010 9:01:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Taralli. Hundreds of them! | Thursday, March 11, 2010 7:35:33 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| HAHAH: "If you're a Mets fan, never mind what Yogi Berra said. It's over and it ain't even started yet." http://bit.ly/cGJ1Ep | Thursday, March 11, 2010 6:00:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Baking fine Italian delicacies in the Bronx | Thursday, March 11, 2010 1:26:54 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Totally bricked a router with a bad flash and then recovered it using mad hacks. Woooo. Where's my sysadmin job bitches? | Wednesday, March 10, 2010 11:57:59 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| OK so now that you can view location data on twitter.com, my old locations are right (for the most part). Twidroid just reads them wrong. | Wednesday, March 10, 2010 7:56:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Twitter.com enabled location service. It's saying I'm in Beech Hill? Where the hell is that? | Wednesday, March 10, 2010 7:43:42 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @plasma2002 I used to do that at my old job. I would actually spend more time the first time writing scripts so that next time it was easier In reply to @plasma2002's tweet | Wednesday, March 10, 2010 7:41:14 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Time for a spring bike ride! | Wednesday, March 10, 2010 11:37:41 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| "The conversation that you requested could not be loaded." Happens in my GMail NONSTOP | Tuesday, March 09, 2010 9:01:58 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Back in Westchester, hopefully, sunburned. And real sun not that fake assed shit | Tuesday, March 09, 2010 3:43:38 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| What the fuck is wrong with my touchscreen? Every time I type a word ending in "ght" it only registers "gt" | Sunday, March 07, 2010 10:59:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Torrenting at 23MBPS. I love FiOS | Sunday, March 07, 2010 9:52:30 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| COOL. Gmail isn't being a complete failure right now #googlefail Love it to death but sometimes it just doesn't load | Sunday, March 07, 2010 10:25:36 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Not that I watch ABC7, but thank christ I have FiOS. Cablevision = piece of shit. How do you pull a broadcast network off your cable system? | Sunday, March 07, 2010 1:16:12 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Colithika It's Saturday, get the fuck out of class In reply to @Colithika's tweet | Saturday, March 06, 2010 2:58:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Only been home for a half day and I already downloaded 500megs... | Saturday, March 06, 2010 2:27:34 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Jesus Christ with these harddrives. Now my external is clicking. | Friday, March 05, 2010 8:10:23 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| NOT COOL. Jim Fitzpatrick walked into my office as I was blasting Jet and singing are you gonna be my girl at the top of my lungs. | Thursday, March 04, 2010 4:07:20 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I swear.. If the Droid's 2.1 update doesn't have 5 home screens and the cool app drawer, I'm gonna be pissed. | Thursday, March 04, 2010 5:31:32 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I love my google voice number... I can give a fake number to people, but they can still reach me. then I can block it f I choose | Thursday, March 04, 2010 4:08:29 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just submitted two work orders to fix some broken shit in this shithole | Thursday, March 04, 2010 4:04:27 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Shower time, then more green tea, then crackin some Civil War books | Thursday, March 04, 2010 3:28:11 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| 3 classes and a midterm away from paradi... Um not really. But at least I'll be off. Shame I can't bike because there's so much snow home | Thursday, March 04, 2010 3:19:47 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| WHERES MY ANDROID 2.1? Looking good, but needs a few tweaks (more homescreens, 3D app drawer, and Maps 4.0. ITS FAST: http://bit.ly/blldc7 | Thursday, March 04, 2010 1:19:17 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is what happens when I'm up all night doing work: plethora of tweets from me (unlike the past few days where I had like 3 total tweets) | Thursday, March 04, 2010 1:00:05 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito Didn't work out. I didn't like or trust where the peeps were going. I would have gone if it were somewhere else. | Thursday, March 04, 2010 12:40:26 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Spring break is all set. I'll be in Westchester, NY and the Bronx. Even the Yankees won't be in the Bronx yet. FML | Thursday, March 04, 2010 12:29:41 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Don't think I'm going to bed tonight.... Oh well | Thursday, March 04, 2010 12:17:14 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| WOW. Hard drive just made a bad click and I locked up for a second. That can't be good. | Wednesday, March 03, 2010 6:33:18 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| OMG new Stone Temple Pilots album May 25! | Wednesday, March 03, 2010 6:32:50 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I just keep seeing things that make me want to vomit. As the AIC song Got Me Wrong states: "Something's gotta turn out right." | Wednesday, March 03, 2010 3:07:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The LCD backlight on my laptop is so dim in comparison to modern displays, it's not even funny. I doubt it was this bad when I got it. | Wednesday, March 03, 2010 2:46:21 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| What's Happening? More like what's not going to happen. And I can tell you what. Next! | Wednesday, March 03, 2010 11:43:02 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Heart's beating weird. That's not good, isn't it... | Wednesday, March 03, 2010 5:20:04 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| buncha fuckin sluts here http://issuu.com/fairfieldmirror/docs/20100303/12 | Wednesday, March 03, 2010 4:56:24 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This fucking cocksucker just raised the heat | Wednesday, March 03, 2010 4:42:18 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| crayzeesheep: "9 out of 10 doctors agree... drinking and smoking make you awesome" | Wednesday, March 03, 2010 3:44:30 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOY | Tuesday, March 02, 2010 12:54:56 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| C&NS HOOKED US UP! I'm getting 15MBPS on the faculty network in this office, whereas the overloaded student network is about 200k right now | Monday, March 01, 2010 10:14:35 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I don't care how hot you are, I will still yell at you and lose all respect if you use Internet Explorer. | Monday, March 01, 2010 4:04:50 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| So fuckin hot. Christ | Sunday, February 28, 2010 7:57:23 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Who wants to hire me as as snow deterrent? Wherever I am, it snows less not even joking. I'm just that hot. | Friday, February 26, 2010 2:30:19 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @mirror3x5 NANCE In reply to @mirror3x5's tweet | Thursday, February 25, 2010 4:32:14 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Laundry time | Thursday, February 25, 2010 1:04:33 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| ♪ I could either burn Or cut off my pride and buy some time ♪ | Monday, February 22, 2010 1:57:15 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @VtotheFlo So the swamp plays go fish when I'm not around? I'm the life of those parties then... In reply to @VtotheFlo's tweet | Saturday, February 20, 2010 2:01:24 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's all bullshit and it's bad for ya | Friday, February 19, 2010 12:50:38 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Absolute zero is the coolest thing ever! | Thursday, February 18, 2010 2:31:54 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I don't join Facebook groups endorsing people running unopposed in elections. Only our stupid ass school government... | Wednesday, February 17, 2010 10:38:08 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm out this bitch | Tuesday, February 16, 2010 1:19:37 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| False | Monday, February 15, 2010 1:32:18 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Hear my name,take a good look, this could be the day | Sunday, February 14, 2010 9:05:42 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Long gone day. Who ever says we wash away with the rain? | Sunday, February 14, 2010 6:38:22 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Holding rare flowers in a tomb In bloom | Sunday, February 14, 2010 12:32:01 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The twitter machine needed an update, but I've got nothing for you. | Sunday, February 14, 2010 11:07:46 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| "Strategic junk" | Saturday, February 13, 2010 10:39:02 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Keith: "Taco Bell and Port Chester. Tweet that shit." Going to be good tomorrow | Saturday, February 13, 2010 10:04:39 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Eric: "I wonder what Haiti's going to do for the Olympics." Jon: "I don't know. It looks shaky" | Saturday, February 13, 2010 3:19:19 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Rockin the Atlanta Braves hat | Saturday, February 13, 2010 2:55:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| THIS is why im a fucking alcoholic. | Friday, February 12, 2010 2:45:24 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Jammed shift keys are the suck | Thursday, February 11, 2010 8:43:16 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @lissema11 It's an Apple product. You consider that? In reply to @lissema11's tweet | Wednesday, February 10, 2010 10:30:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| That was a legit piece of ass in the laundry room. Who wears tight ass booty shorts during a snowstorm anyway? No complaints here. | Wednesday, February 10, 2010 5:24:18 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| How theses f'ed up bitches put a paper out weekly is beyond me. Unofficial video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztIETV_wSHg yeah college | Wednesday, February 10, 2010 3:08:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |