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Welp, didn't expect any snow accumulation but I'll take it. Tuesday, December 14, 2010 1:13:42 AMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito You're a dick with your two feet of snow and 12 days of straight snow. We only get a dusting
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Monday, December 13, 2010 11:31:55 PMTwitter Web Client
Snow in NYC and rain in northern Maine. That's legit. Monday, December 13, 2010 11:26:55 PMTwitter Web Client
I swear I'm going freakin crazy. Wallet's on my desk and I keep thinking I see a green status light on it flash with a new notification Monday, December 13, 2010 1:46:23 AMTwitter Web Client
This isn't flying, Verizon FiOS. I'm gonna need a gigabit router, I can't be maxing shit out at 100MBPS sending 10s of gigs around my LAN Monday, December 13, 2010 1:05:22 AMTwitter Web Client
It's always FUCKING USER ERROR. I love when clients bitch the fuck out of us and then "we all share the same password" DUH!!! You broke it. Monday, December 13, 2010 1:00:48 AMTwitter Web Client
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. What the fuck did they do to uTorrent? New update's theme looks like balls. Sunday, December 12, 2010 11:30:13 PMTwitter Web Client
Stupid fuckin slut... Sunday, December 12, 2010 7:40:46 PMTwitter Web Client
I need to move to Cali. yesterday Saturday, December 11, 2010 3:28:05 PMTwitter Web Client
yes, I know it would have made more sense to pick the Pats, but so did the other two people I tied for first with, so i had to be different Monday, December 06, 2010 10:36:43 PMTwitter Web Client
Rex Ryan you god damn snack eating fat fuck. Your team lost me money. I almost won the office pool this week. This is why I'm a Giants fan Monday, December 06, 2010 10:35:48 PMTwitter Web Client
I want a fucking Nexus S and it's only on fucking T Mobile... Bitch ass trickkkk Monday, December 06, 2010 9:39:00 PMTwitter Web Client
Welp... There goes my money. Monday, December 06, 2010 9:10:29 PMTwitter Web Client
Oh yeah and it doesn't help dealing with variables called $my_load (server load you sick fucks....) Monday, December 06, 2010 2:42:34 AMTwitter Web Client
God dammnit that took me way too fucking long. I'm rusty at PHP/SQL Monday, December 06, 2010 2:41:57 AMTwitter Web Client
I need the fucking steelers and Jets to win to finally... FINALLY win a week in the office pool. FUCK Sunday, December 05, 2010 8:22:12 PMTwitter Web Client
Seriosuly though, it should be illegal to wear pants that wreck so much dick in the office. I'm staring like a damn moron. Friday, December 03, 2010 5:31:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Firefox Sync would be so awesome... IF IT WORKED! Fuck! Thursday, December 02, 2010 9:18:02 PMTwitter Web Client
WOW. Just woke up, took earplugs out and they're still leaf blowing. How long does it take?! Tuesday, November 30, 2010 8:27:32 AMTwitter Web Client
See mother fucker. Just as my conference call ends and I want to go back to bed, Mexicans and leaf blowers appear. Fucking Westchester Tuesday, November 30, 2010 7:43:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Please explain to me how barcode is not in the Firefox dictionary. Fucking basics, people! Tuesday, November 30, 2010 7:24:00 AMTwitter Web Client
@ShavingFoams hookers, coke and booze
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Monday, November 29, 2010 10:03:55 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @Waspito 'My mom would legit dance on the bar to this song' -@portfolioso Sunday, November 28, 2010 12:42:36 AMTwitter Web Client
Never heard of an SD card that whines when you write data to it... The hell is that? Saturday, November 27, 2010 6:00:59 PMTwitter Web Client
"The fact that Jeter, now 36 & essentially a shell of his formal self, is asking for A-Rod numbers, is laughable and delusional." - Barstool Saturday, November 27, 2010 12:04:49 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @plasma2002: Ya know the best thing about the day after thanksgiving? Making a sandwich from the leftover halloween candy :D #fb Friday, November 26, 2010 4:03:43 PMTwitter Web Client
Actually fuck it... Just bought something on Newegg. Little office decoration. That's the extent of my black Friday. Nevermind stores Friday, November 26, 2010 3:58:04 AMTwitter Web Client
Anyone out shopping right now is fuckin out of their mind. You wouldn't catch me dead near a store on black Friday Friday, November 26, 2010 3:22:18 AMTwitter Web Client
stupid fuckin whore Friday, November 26, 2010 1:10:59 AMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito PUPPY!
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Monday, November 22, 2010 12:42:23 AMTwitter Web Client
@jason_hazel I use both. Chrome is excellent, but certain things about it annoy me. FF is my main browser. Chrome is for my 2nd monitor Monday, November 22, 2010 12:00:48 AMTwitter Web Client
First of all, Jesus Christ Firefox with your memory leaks/ god awful memory mgmt. It's leaking more memory than my dad has in his desktop Sunday, November 21, 2010 10:40:06 PMTwitter Web Client
Dexter was fucking outrageous. It's such a good ass show. Sunday, November 21, 2010 10:00:54 PMTwitter Web Client
"Well first of all you're younger than me and your mind isn't as sharp as me" Friday, November 19, 2010 12:28:14 AMTwitter Web Client
Ya know... I'm miserable when they're happy and when they're not happy, it doesn't make me happy. I can't win Wednesday, November 17, 2010 1:00:58 AMTwitter Web Client
Yeah, I probably shouldn't have promised the COO that I'd prepare the release notes for him by tomorrow. Welp, time to start writing those.. Wednesday, November 17, 2010 12:02:09 AMTwitter Web Client
So if you Google Google, do you get an infinite loop? Tuesday, November 16, 2010 10:17:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Why the hell is NetMeter not nonitoring any of my traffic? The fuck man.,.. Monday, November 15, 2010 9:38:12 PMTwitter Web Client
Ever look at how some things turned out and just say out loud "Ugh. God dammit." Yeah.. I do. A lot. (Then they wonder why i hit the bottle) Sunday, November 14, 2010 11:24:09 PMTwitter Web Client
45 minute call with a client for work and counting on a fuckin saturday morning. Of course they have the biggest issues Saturday, November 13, 2010 9:47:23 AMTwitter Web Client
FUCK. Nexus S is only available on TMobile. God dammit. I knew Verizon wouldn't get a stock Google phone because they shit up their phones. Friday, November 12, 2010 3:18:29 AMTwitter Web Client
My next phone will be a Nexus Two pending it comes to Verizon. VZ better not shit it up with bloat or skins either. motoblur and sense = ass Monday, November 08, 2010 5:06:56 AMTwitter Web Client
Casino is on Encore. Movie's the shit. Sunday, November 07, 2010 12:40:46 AMTwitter Web Client
God damn fucking shit piss booger ball sucking fucking cocksucking bitch ass cunt tits penis twat cum guzzling rapist whore slut Saturday, November 06, 2010 3:27:50 AMTwitter Web Client
@askmeques Thank you! I vote when I like someone. If I don't agree with either politician's viewpoint, why should I support the lesser evil?
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Tuesday, November 02, 2010 8:23:30 PMTwitter Web Client
For fucks sake, my house smells like burned shit. It permeated the fibers of my coat. I'm gonna smell like shit tomorrow at work. Tuesday, November 02, 2010 8:17:16 PMTwitter Web Client
I felt blah. Then I started answering work email at 1am and testing system glitches, and I forgot i felt blah. Fuck my life. Tuesday, November 02, 2010 1:47:06 AMTwitter Web Client
Oops... I need to stop forgetting to turn off uTorrent when I leave. Welp, looks like I just uploaded 58 gigs... Monday, November 01, 2010 8:10:32 PMTwitter Web Client
COCK SUCKING APPLE and your piece of shit iPod Monday, November 01, 2010 1:00:09 AMTwitter Web Client
...You know I'm a loser when I end up submitting two bugs on Halloween/ my day off... Sunday, October 31, 2010 1:42:51 PMTwitter Web Client
Oh and in case I'm too vulgar or disgusting for people (got some complaints), the unfollow button is right there --> Friday, October 29, 2010 10:29:34 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm tweeting from my laptop using my 3G connection via Wireless tether. AMAZINGGGGGGGG Friday, October 29, 2010 4:13:21 AMTwitter Web Client
Just rooted my Droid. Now I get to play with tethering and setCPU! awesome Friday, October 29, 2010 2:57:50 AMTwitter Web Client
@nyJULZmd And once again, you needed me for technology... Fuckin technology. The only thing I manage to get right in this world
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Friday, October 29, 2010 12:41:23 AMTwitter Web Client
Sometimes, I just hate the way shit turns out. Friday, October 29, 2010 12:31:13 AMTwitter Web Client
@nyJULZmd fuckin tool
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Wednesday, October 27, 2010 10:21:29 PMTwitter Web Client
Just pointing out that my 3,500th tweet (three before this one) was me complaining. Probably about women. Figures Wednesday, October 27, 2010 1:43:25 AMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika Lolz, I just forgot it
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Sunday, October 24, 2010 1:14:48 PMTwitter Web Client
Actually it's just vile. I changed my mind and am not posting it Friday, October 22, 2010 8:40:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Warning: my next tweet will be extremely ridiculous and vulgar Friday, October 22, 2010 8:39:38 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @jason_hazel How much of it is gay sex? RT @OMGFactsSex iPhone users have roughly TWICE as much sex as Android users. Friday, October 22, 2010 6:33:29 PMTwitter Web Client
If this fucking junkie who celebrated the ALDS with ginger ale like a pussy wins the MVP over Cano, I swear to God... Tuesday, October 19, 2010 10:54:23 PMTwitter Web Client
That's okay, epic comeback starts right now. Tuesday, October 19, 2010 10:36:00 PMTwitter Web Client
One bad pitch, otherwise you were okay. Guy can't catch a break Tuesday, October 19, 2010 10:34:31 PMTwitter Web Client
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOU AJ Tuesday, October 19, 2010 10:34:07 PMTwitter Web Client
@scoopANDslam Just watched the replay. good point. He pulled it running. My b
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Tuesday, October 19, 2010 10:23:24 PMTwitter Web Client
AH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, what a stupid fucking slide. There goes Tex. That's the end of him... Cya in April Tuesday, October 19, 2010 10:17:53 PMTwitter Web Client
Don't interfere with Gardner trying to catch the ball, you fat fucking fan. Tuesday, October 19, 2010 10:06:18 PMTwitter Web Client
My dad regarding the Yankees: "A bunch of weak hitting bastards" Saturday, October 16, 2010 6:53:18 PMTwitter Web Client
Girl code? What the fuck is girl code? That's bullshit. It's man law. And that's final. Thursday, October 14, 2010 3:01:46 AMTwitter Web Client
Fucking Long Island Railroad... Trains are gapped as fuck. I need to take a train an hour early because the times suck Monday, October 11, 2010 11:22:24 PMTwitter Web Client
$94 for an eSATA external enclosure and 2TB HD? Newegg rocks! Building your own HD is always cheaper than the pre-assembled shit (eg, $165) Monday, October 11, 2010 12:41:27 AMTwitter Web Client
Not pleased right now... Monday, October 11, 2010 12:11:16 AMTwitter Web Client
This town is so Italian... Columbus Day red and green fireworks. Great way to celebrate a raper and murderer of American Indians Sunday, October 10, 2010 9:03:48 PMTwitter Web Client
My football picks this week are whack. I pretty much did shitty looking up expert opinions last week, so I went against what everyone said Saturday, October 09, 2010 12:27:39 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm going to start a bidding war between sales girl and cust support girl for me. Why do I have a feeling the sales girl will win this one? Wednesday, October 06, 2010 12:07:11 AMTwitter Web Client
Fucking dirty South. Who the fuck names a town this: http://goo.gl/h7mY Should have let them secede.The South: keeping America backwards Tuesday, October 05, 2010 2:54:11 AMTwitter Web Client
@jason_hazel I HATED Eclipse. Absolute bloat, and I had a professor that swore by it. I refused to use it, got my grade lowered.
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Monday, October 04, 2010 1:58:00 AMTwitter Web Client
Christmas-y mood right now. I WANT SNOW Sunday, October 03, 2010 4:35:54 AMTwitter Web Client
Explain to me how the side effect of a medicine is actually one of the symptoms it's supposed to treat? This is why I never take shit. Friday, October 01, 2010 1:33:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Please explain to me why the fuck youtube videos don't load. Wednesday, September 29, 2010 10:35:30 PMTwitter Web Client
Facebook. It makes me fucking puke sometimes (worse than I did when I was borderline alcoholic senior year, probably bc of facebook) Monday, September 27, 2010 12:41:19 AMTwitter Web Client
Rivera can't save a fuckin dime out of his entire contract. Went from being unstoppable to an automatic blown save. Just what we need in Oct Sunday, September 26, 2010 11:36:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Starting 10/2 in NY: High temps in the 60s!!! About time summer ended. Sunday, September 26, 2010 12:39:02 PMTwitter Web Client
Good TV day: Football, Boardwalk Empire, Dexter, (not the Yankees because Girardi needs to stop using AAA fuckers who suck) Sunday, September 26, 2010 12:26:55 PMTwitter Web Client
Please explain to me how I just lost Aero out of the blue and all my windows went solid? Sunday, September 26, 2010 1:01:54 AMTwitter Web Client
It's official. The Yankees suck dick and at this rate, they won't even make the playoffs. Saturday, September 25, 2010 6:08:59 PMTwitter Web Client
http://bit.ly/cfzVb1 ...and I  you too Friday, September 24, 2010 10:45:26 PMTwitter Web Client
ooooo. Just got the new Twitter homepage Friday, September 24, 2010 8:55:05 PMTwitter Web Client
@tomwcleary Jeeeez Ludlowe... Worse than the NY Giants
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Friday, September 24, 2010 8:53:41 PMTwitter Web Client
Well, looks like the Yankees just fucked this one up. And TAKE FUCKING 7 on fixing these video card drivers Wednesday, September 22, 2010 11:33:14 PMTwitter Web Client
"(832) only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up &smelling bacon and there not being any left." - ID KILL THEM Monday, September 20, 2010 10:59:31 PMTwitter Web Client
The fuckin Yankee bullpen can suck my Monday, September 20, 2010 9:31:24 PMTwitter Web Client
@nyJULZmd Dont manage like the NY Mets managers do. Although you will never get fired, so that's in your favor (*cough jerry manuel cough*)
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Friday, September 17, 2010 9:33:40 PMTwitter Web Client
got an iPad to play with from work. supposed to be simple? Nothing but problems. Fuckin piece of shit. Won't connect to wifi, won't charge Friday, September 17, 2010 9:11:37 PMTwitter Web Client
@nyJULZmd I might. But only as a getaway house/ unless I fail at life. You know my deal bout that. But I wouldnt last 2 secs in the boonies.
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Friday, September 17, 2010 12:37:13 AMTwitter Web Client
Penn Station, the LIRR and NJ Transit are ass. Enjoyed your delays tonight from a little rain storm? Sucks. I got home fine on Metro North Friday, September 17, 2010 12:35:32 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck you you cunty assed blue screening ATI drivers. Time to spend an hr trying to solve why I blue screen when watching fuckin youtube vids Thursday, September 16, 2010 11:14:56 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm wearing boxers, a wife beater and dress shoes. Nice. Thursday, September 16, 2010 10:22:00 PMTwitter Web Client
The Machine (Pink Floyd tribute) and Badfish (sublime tribute) 12/28 and 12/30 at BB King's in NYC! Who's the fuck in? Lets get hammered. Thursday, September 16, 2010 10:02:40 PMTwitter Web Client