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Joba you tank! Way to block the plate! That was nice. Thursday, April 14, 2011 9:36:11 PMTwitter Web Client
As big of a pirate as I am, if your band releases quality music, I will buy it to support you. Congrats Foo Fighters. Thursday, April 14, 2011 9:21:28 PMTwitter Web Client
This week all of my fantasy pitchers on my team are playing against one another. fuck my life... The chances of that... Tuesday, April 12, 2011 2:53:58 PMTwitter Web Client
Gmail legitimately runs like asshole when the account is more than half full. Tuesday, April 12, 2011 1:28:15 PMTwitter Web Client
SO TRUE. Pisses me off so badly!! RT @MrHazel Why the fuck do people send screen shots in a Word document? Sunday, April 10, 2011 6:41:59 PMTwitter Web Client
Because basically, you know... Fuck it. Thursday, April 07, 2011 2:16:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Stupid bastards. Perfectly good CC outing wasted. Tuesday, April 05, 2011 10:24:47 PMTwitter Web Client
Boone Logan. Useless and just fucked this game up. Tuesday, April 05, 2011 10:05:35 PMTwitter Web Client
Seriously, who goes to the NCAA championship game with such a shitty assed lame sign. Monday, April 04, 2011 10:21:32 PMTwitter Web Client
"I am very happy to be here" Sweet sign bro. Lamer than my Shakespeare readings Monday, April 04, 2011 10:20:57 PMTwitter Web Client
WAYYY TO many sports to watch. I need like 4 TVs. Yanks just ended, rangers, NCAA Monday, April 04, 2011 9:51:04 PMTwitter Web Client
Is Michael Kay serious with "JoSoMo?" What a TOOL. Guy is a complete joke. Monday, April 04, 2011 9:40:16 PMTwitter Web Client
Bartolo Colon: Guy. You're big Sunday, April 03, 2011 3:46:53 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito That's legit. Senior year, I made sure I was off Fridays.
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Saturday, April 02, 2011 2:17:54 PMTwitter Web Client
One of my USB ports is such a whore. So fucking loose. How'd that happen. The other ones are nice and tight. Friday, April 01, 2011 1:25:13 AMTwitter Web Client
New York Mets didn't even play a game yet and they're already a half game behind. Typical. Friday, April 01, 2011 12:04:15 AMTwitter Web Client
New Blog Post: What the fuck you stupid bastards http://bit.ly/hzu132 Thursday, March 31, 2011 10:13:34 PMTwitter Web Client
My life. Fuck it. Thursday, March 31, 2011 9:58:43 PMTwitter Web Client
son of a bitch. The @LinkedIn_Today truck was a block away from where I work this morning. Missed some free shit. Wednesday, March 30, 2011 12:46:44 AMTwitter Web Client
Yeah I like pushing buttons. I might have just gone a little overboard now. But fuck it. Monday, March 28, 2011 12:08:53 AMTwitter Web Client
Just had three pizza bagels, grapefruit juice, grape juice, cake icing, cake batter and some Gouda cheese. Nom? Sunday, March 27, 2011 8:45:24 PMTwitter Web Client
Yesterday was World Water Day. United Water celebrated by shutting my water off for 4 hours to lay pipe. Brown, turbid murk followed... Wednesday, March 23, 2011 12:27:46 AMTwitter Web Client
Is it me, or does Google Chrome seem to lag when connecting to websites? Monday, March 21, 2011 2:14:31 AMTwitter Web Client
This is legit: http://xkcd.com/radiation/ Sunday, March 20, 2011 8:43:55 PMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 ESPNU Had you full frame for like 5 seconds waving the Ed head and dancing around.
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Sunday, March 20, 2011 5:10:34 PMTwitter Web Client
@MrHazel On Windows? It's a snap on Ubuntu Saturday, March 19, 2011 1:41:07 PMTwitter Web Client
FiOS outage =( Android tether to the rescue! PS 3.11 MBPS on 3G is INSANE. I've never seen it that fast. Friday, March 11, 2011 2:35:27 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @ShavingFoams Trending today in New York City: #bootyappreciationday @portfolioso Get to it Tuesday, March 08, 2011 1:02:55 AMTwitter Web Client
My hot coworker was talking on the phone the entire time I was blowing up the bathroom. I thought she was waiting for the elevator. F'in A. Friday, March 04, 2011 2:50:31 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito Literally went hysterical laughing at my desk when I read your tweet. People thought I was crazy. So true my man. So true. Friday, March 04, 2011 2:07:53 PMTwitter Web Client
@SumthinEclectic Oops. I meant to reply to Mike's Tweet about the sabotisms and mention you. I replied you twice. #Twitterfail Friday, March 04, 2011 2:07:01 PMTwitter Web Client
@SumthinEclectic Heh. I heard @SumthinEclectic can do that easily in Drupal for you.
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Friday, March 04, 2011 12:32:02 AMTwitter Web Client
@Novellabella Most cutest? Awesome grammar. 5,000th tweet of grammar fail. HA
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Thursday, March 03, 2011 12:00:03 AMTwitter Web Client
Charlie Sheen is the shit. Wednesday, March 02, 2011 8:39:09 PMTwitter Web Client
@peso_de_fuego Yooooo!!!! What's up?! Been forever.
In reply to @peso_de_fuego's tweet
Saturday, February 26, 2011 11:56:26 PMTwitter Web Client
i did a pigtails! Friday, February 25, 2011 1:55:29 AMTwitter Web Client
Welcome, my bums! Friday, February 25, 2011 1:17:03 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @MrHazel I want to go to this camp! http://jhzl.us/4r Tuesday, February 22, 2011 10:20:21 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin idiots in this town, plowing completely cleared streets, ripping them apart, making time and a half because it's a holiday. Monday, February 21, 2011 11:14:34 AMTwitter Web Client
Totally regret not homewrecking this hot coworker from the other office while she was out visiting NY... Thursday, February 17, 2011 9:50:33 PMTwitter Web Client
I wanna set you freeeeee. Recognize my disease. Thursday, February 17, 2011 9:18:06 PMTwitter Web Client
bug filing spree Tuesday, February 15, 2011 10:03:11 PMTwitter Web Client
I love 90s grunge Monday, February 14, 2011 9:25:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Not sure if I'm a fan of this new Facebook image overlay thingy Friday, February 11, 2011 9:48:03 PMTwitter Web Client
PS - just took the Cali girl into the closet to get office supplies. I would do things I'm not even into with her in there... Wednesday, February 09, 2011 11:15:23 AMTwitter Web Client
Did twitter lower their API limits? I have been having issues posting from my phone. Wednesday, February 09, 2011 11:12:03 AMTwitter Web Client
@MrHazel 90s Techno is legit Wednesday, February 09, 2011 2:03:11 AMTwitter Web Client
I admin the shit out of this Ubuntu box. I love having my own Rackspace cloud server Sunday, February 06, 2011 11:43:18 PMTwitter Web Client
Thank Christ football season's over. That means the office betting stops. That means I don't lose any more money and can buy alcohol instead Sunday, February 06, 2011 11:05:35 PMTwitter Web Client
My Twitter--> 232% more boring now that I'm no longer an alcoholic Sunday, February 06, 2011 1:02:43 AMTwitter Web Client
Holy SHIT. IE9 raped Firefox 4 and Chrome in its speed demos using hardware acceleration Friday, February 04, 2011 1:49:19 AMTwitter Web Client
This is sooooo toxic. Thursday, February 03, 2011 3:10:36 AMTwitter Web Client
Swear to god, if this hobucket ever spills what I told her, i'm ruined. Thursday, February 03, 2011 2:52:44 AMTwitter Web Client
@Novellabella Stop retweeting general ass astrology junk that can apply to anyone
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Tuesday, February 01, 2011 8:49:22 PMTwitter Web Client
Whose dick are you sucking now? RT @nyJULZmd Mmmm but it tastes good! Monday, January 31, 2011 9:31:15 PMTwitter Web Client
@RockNationRadio No, Twitter does not let you retweet yourself automatically. We learned this when API programming at work...
In reply to @RockNationRadio's tweet
Saturday, January 29, 2011 10:34:45 PMTwitter Web Client
Yeah actually... Rereading my tweets from last year, I probably should have been in rehab... What a mess. Cleaned that shit up sorta Friday, January 28, 2011 2:46:57 AMTwitter Web Client
Blast from the past: Sept of Senior Year. How I miss thee: http://twitter.com/#!/portfolioso/status/3818335789 Friday, January 28, 2011 2:33:13 AMTwitter Web Client
Page 4 of 13 on the release notes... Fun times Monday, January 24, 2011 10:40:33 PMTwitter Web Client
@MrHazel Son of a bitch, I was just going to retweet @askmeques 's tweet. SO TRUE Monday, January 24, 2011 10:02:22 PMTwitter Web Client
I have the gift of discernment Monday, January 17, 2011 1:22:23 AMTwitter Web Client
FUCK... Should have bypassed the load balancer and sent that 130,000 record request directly to the db server. This'll screw up. FAAK MEEE Friday, January 14, 2011 2:26:31 AMTwitter Web Client
@ShavingFoams No, she totally could
In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet
Friday, January 14, 2011 1:07:55 AMTwitter Web Client
FAIL on the double negative... You know what I mean.... Shes not my type Friday, January 14, 2011 12:54:21 AMTwitter Web Client
I'd be all for this rainbow brite type slut if she wasn't not my type. Friday, January 14, 2011 12:51:04 AMTwitter Web Client
The COO gave me an iPod touch for testing, then changed his mind 2 seconds after he handed it to me. F'in A! I needed one (mine broke). FML Wednesday, January 12, 2011 6:29:28 PMTwitter Web Client
@SumthinEclectic surpasshosting
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Wednesday, January 12, 2011 12:29:23 AMTwitter Web Client
Would be helpful if my fucking database server wasn't down again so my 2 blog readers could actually read it. My host sucks ass. Tuesday, January 11, 2011 9:43:28 PMTwitter Web Client
@nyJULZmd gotta use WordPress, silly. Tumblr goes down for days at a time. WordPress is the shizzz
In reply to @nyJULZmd's tweet
Monday, January 10, 2011 9:13:55 PMTwitter Web Client
Swear to God, I'm gonna murder these fuckers if they keep fucking up and making me do the stressful ass cleanup. Monday, January 10, 2011 9:11:57 PMTwitter Web Client
I LOVE WINTER (and snow!) Monday, January 10, 2011 2:30:12 AMTwitter Web Client
YAY SNOW! Saturday, January 08, 2011 4:43:47 PMTwitter Web Client
@nyJULZmd Still want to work for the government you crazy bitch? Fuck the government. That shit will get you killed.
In reply to @nyJULZmd's tweet
Saturday, January 08, 2011 4:43:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Aiite, I'm a fat fuck. This gut has to go in 2011 Saturday, January 08, 2011 1:23:04 PMTwitter Web Client
That 3AM turkey sandwich from 7-11 was fucking choice Saturday, January 08, 2011 12:21:12 PMTwitter Web Client
dual quad core xenons suck dick at importing 32,000 records apparently. Times 20. I'm gonna be up all fucking night Sunday, January 02, 2011 11:42:48 PMTwitter Web Client
Thanks to my job, I know way more than I should about how waxing centers operate... Saturday, January 01, 2011 1:35:27 PMTwitter Web Client
How you know you had a good night: Just opened my work bag and found an empty Wendy's fries carton in there. Nice. Friday, December 31, 2010 7:06:28 PMTwitter Web Client
then they wonder why i hit the bottle... Friday, December 31, 2010 2:58:25 AMTwitter Web Client
@ShavingFoams Hey, I like doing things half assed, so that'll work
In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet
Monday, December 27, 2010 7:44:35 PMTwitter Web Client
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/magnificent/ Monday, December 27, 2010 5:29:59 PMTwitter Web Client
For fuck's sake, who is in NYC next week and wants to see The Machine or Badfish at BB Kings? It's like $25. Sunday, December 26, 2010 5:55:45 PMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika You check into the stupidest fucking places on Foursquare... =)
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Sunday, December 26, 2010 5:48:08 PMTwitter Web Client
@nyJULZmd it had a warning: "Christmas eve bitches" No comma. Not "Christmas Eve, bitches." Big difference.
In reply to @nyJULZmd's tweet
Friday, December 24, 2010 3:07:01 AMTwitter Web Client
The office coffee today was mud. It probably had laxatives and E. Coli in it, because I absolutely destroyed the bathroom numerous times. Thursday, December 23, 2010 3:58:37 PMTwitter Web Client
How come I don't get a new 2x quad core Xenon with 12 gigs of RAM for my work computer? I'm stuck with an old ass core 2 quad. Thursday, December 23, 2010 11:10:30 AMTwitter Web Client
Just thought I'd remind you all how fucking awesome I am at doing anything in WordPress. That's right. PS F Drupal and a joker named Huntley Thursday, December 23, 2010 1:02:56 AMTwitter Web Client
3:37 am and im gonna go get myself a god damn snack... Monday, December 20, 2010 3:37:42 AMTwitter Web Client
Bottle openers... Use them. Monday, December 20, 2010 12:50:28 AMTwitter Web Client
Protip: DON'T attempt to open a beer bottle on a metal stool in front of the CEO and then accidentally break the bottle... Totally, not cool Monday, December 20, 2010 12:49:30 AMTwitter Web Client
RT@ Waspito 'Shes a woman and she has her license and you dont.' '...But thats useless, you cant drive in the kitchen!' Monday, December 20, 2010 12:11:33 AMTwitter Web Client
In 110% better shape than last night Sunday, December 19, 2010 12:05:59 AMTwitter Web Client
I'd say my boss rapping every single lyric of Juicy by Biggie was the highlight of the year Saturday, December 18, 2010 2:11:29 PMTwitter Web Client
@ShavingFoams No, it's on delay. And you cant open folders of tabs. it's one count per click. It's easy to ramp up though. Do it. its fun
In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet
Friday, December 17, 2010 2:13:23 AMTwitter Web Client
@nyJULZmd Stupid asshole. It snowed by you? Should have sent it up north.
In reply to @nyJULZmd's tweet
Thursday, December 16, 2010 5:27:23 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm gonna go for a walk and I'm getting myself a fuckin taco Thursday, December 16, 2010 4:35:38 PMTwitter Web Client
@Novellabella I remember my freshman year
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Thursday, December 16, 2010 1:03:28 AMTwitter Web Client
@jason_hazel Oh yeah. It's the story of my life at work. Tuesday, December 14, 2010 10:14:24 PMTwitter Web Client
Swear to God. If I see another fuckin 500 Internal Server Error again I'm gonna lose it. Especially if it happens outside of work. Tuesday, December 14, 2010 10:12:05 PMTwitter Web Client
who the FUCK is leaf blowing snow at 2:15 am? Tuesday, December 14, 2010 2:15:53 AMTwitter Web Client