5975 tweets posted from Twitter Web Client
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| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| fuck all you hos =) | Tuesday, August 23, 2011 2:45:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Jacked the Galaxy Tab from work to play with. Not impressed. I'd take one for free but it's an oversized (faster) version of my phone. | Monday, August 22, 2011 10:33:00 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Nice to know that I just unlocked the Bisexual sticker on GetGlue. | Sunday, August 21, 2011 10:17:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm hot | Sunday, August 21, 2011 5:26:47 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fucking fire him too | Saturday, August 20, 2011 10:42:23 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Girardi is being a pussy defending Burnett | Saturday, August 20, 2011 10:41:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Steinbrenner is spinning in is grave right now. There's no way this would be tolerated. | Saturday, August 20, 2011 10:34:00 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Welp... Yankees came back to lose 9-4. That means without fuckhead Burnett, they'd have won 4-3 #geththefuckoffmyteamyoudisrespectfulcunt | Saturday, August 20, 2011 10:28:45 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The nurse in this house is mother fucking useless. | Friday, August 19, 2011 2:26:49 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm worse than Mike Starr right now. If I end up like him, God bless me, cya later. | Friday, August 19, 2011 2:23:20 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Time to get yelled at for coming home at 3:30 on a work night. Time to move out... | Wednesday, August 17, 2011 11:43:35 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Bought some memory for my old laptop. Anyone care to explain why the charge dropped off my card statement? | Tuesday, August 16, 2011 1:15:46 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| NEIN NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! | Monday, August 15, 2011 1:12:14 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Do not go to my blog. There's been a code injection and it's loading shit from virus sites. I'll put it up once it's cleaned up. | Sunday, August 14, 2011 8:21:35 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| password is "letmein" | Friday, August 12, 2011 3:28:45 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| 3:16AM... just about hungover... And I'll be up at 8am to go to work .sa.weeeeet! | Friday, August 12, 2011 3:16:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I think the world economy is a joke. "Oil rises as US jobs data lift markets" WTF do jobs have to do with daily oil prices... | Thursday, August 11, 2011 6:26:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Always smooth... Just making a mockery of myself in front of bombshells here by ripping up carpeting and prank calling them. jesus christ | Thursday, August 11, 2011 4:03:24 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| my jeans smell funny... I mean, they're clean but they were in the closet for a long time. The f man. | Thursday, August 11, 2011 10:40:44 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Outsourced QA bros in India: Please stop texting my phone from our system in the middle of the night | Thursday, August 11, 2011 1:59:42 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Installed Windows Server 2008 R2 on my dedicated SSH box. A great upgrade from XP. Now it feels more like an official server. </tool> | Wednesday, August 10, 2011 3:31:18 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Making some automated selenium tests on the simplest areas of the system. Found three bugs we didn't catch manually. Fail and win. | Monday, August 08, 2011 10:34:27 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| you know... losing a few paychecks in one day in this piece of shit stock market is always a cool thing, bros. | Monday, August 08, 2011 3:36:23 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I can retweet myself because I am always right + I'm awesome. RT @portfolioso Prediction: Stock Market Will Crash Today http://t.co/cwLZL38 | Monday, August 08, 2011 2:02:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| IT fuckers: Install my new phone system already. I did my part (aka like 85% of your job). Now get on the rest of it. | Monday, August 08, 2011 1:36:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The office coffee tastes really good this morning. That being said, it will probably give me the shits later. | Monday, August 08, 2011 10:38:03 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @SumthinEclectic Yeah I reread that tweet and it was unclear. Made me sound like a freak maniac. Didn't mean it like that. haha | Sunday, August 07, 2011 4:18:06 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I like your style, although I'm trying to not be a raging alco anymore... RT @MalJNew Well it's 11 or 2 and. I'm blacked out | Sunday, August 07, 2011 2:23:27 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @SumthinEclectic Thanks for retweeting that out of context, abusers. Makes me look like some kind of perv. It's cool though. I laughed. | Sunday, August 07, 2011 1:39:15 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Duct tape, zip ties, foam insulation, cursing and sweat. Finally fixed my squeaky bed, Puerto Rican style. Who wants to bang now? | Sunday, August 07, 2011 1:01:15 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Sudden urge to have a 90s techno dance party. No homo. (I haven't even been drinking) | Sunday, August 07, 2011 2:56:13 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Pretty sure the hottest girl I've ever seen is in the lobby downstairs. She better be on her way up for an interview here. | Thursday, August 04, 2011 10:08:21 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Novellabella You're Snooki in training. In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Tuesday, August 02, 2011 1:25:38 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Dear Mexicans. Shut the fuck up with the lawn mowers and leaf blowers. I was up until 4:30AM and am trying to get some sleep. | Tuesday, August 02, 2011 8:47:04 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Novellabella Its your moral duty to disregard irrelevant US laws & get kids <21 alcohol. But considering past events you probably shouldn't In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Monday, August 01, 2011 8:20:50 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| My lungs. They are so fucked. Thanks Nat Sherman | Sunday, July 31, 2011 2:36:28 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Frankalankster I prefer boot while blackout and not remember that at all the next morning In reply to @Frankalankster's tweet | Saturday, July 30, 2011 1:22:12 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Did absolutely nothing tonight... You know... Had to recover from working from home so hard. | Saturday, July 30, 2011 1:13:58 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Me? I don't have a drinking problem. I'm only a drunk when I decide to drink. Otherwise I'm not. Duh. Problem avoided. | Friday, July 29, 2011 5:14:39 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Love how I got away with yelling at the COO: "Review my damn release notes already so I can post them on the site. I needed them yesterday!" | Thursday, July 28, 2011 1:17:54 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @SumthinEclectic The fact that Selenium does not work in Firefox 6 is very annoying. I need to have a separate portable install. Grr | Thursday, July 28, 2011 1:16:10 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| protip: It's easy to crash the shit out of Gmail if you use up your entire storage allocation. Runs like ass. | Wednesday, July 27, 2011 1:47:46 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @SumthinEclectic Truth. Sikuli IDE and Selenium IDE. I love automation. | Tuesday, July 26, 2011 11:26:14 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Whoever stole the fan off my desk can really go fuck themselves right now because I'm pissed | Tuesday, July 26, 2011 9:41:45 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I could be a real dick sometimes =) | Monday, July 25, 2011 9:42:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just did some bitchin' wire management. Reminds me of the good ole Bill Blum days. Haha | Monday, July 25, 2011 6:08:39 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Why does it smell like diesel fuel in this office? | Monday, July 25, 2011 1:19:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @michellemm22 amateur hour.You didn't know that? In reply to @michellemm22's tweet | Monday, July 25, 2011 1:18:57 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Pretty sure it's not normal to still be hungover from the night before at 10PM | Sunday, July 24, 2011 10:13:08 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @ky9 No he didn't | Sunday, July 24, 2011 4:18:29 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @ky9 Well maybe if the Mets didn't fire him.... | Sunday, July 24, 2011 4:01:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Novellabella I warned you. In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Friday, July 22, 2011 5:47:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Aaaaannd I'm sitting at my desk and Tara handed me a Stella. Why thanks. I like. This is the life | Friday, July 22, 2011 4:51:41 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @MalJNew Fuck this heat sideways | Friday, July 22, 2011 12:16:46 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just discovered turntable.fm By the time I'm done here, our office will have no bandwidth left. IT people will be hating again | Thursday, July 21, 2011 5:56:21 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| in other news... fuck this horse shit weather with a meat grinder | Thursday, July 21, 2011 5:06:39 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| You ever just have one of those days where you just look in the mirror and can't help but notice how hot you are? Yup. Got that going on now | Thursday, July 21, 2011 3:24:59 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This heat is so unnecessary | Thursday, July 21, 2011 2:25:08 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The twitter machine is boring tonight. Needs more smut | Wednesday, July 20, 2011 10:35:53 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| What is this fuckin Granderson doing, dropping routine fly balls (in the stupifd assed marshmallow ceiling) and throwing the ball away. | Tuesday, July 19, 2011 9:40:17 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'd fuck orange. | Tuesday, July 19, 2011 1:12:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Welp, don't need a new phone anymore now that it runs 400 times better. | Monday, July 18, 2011 8:44:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Phone is so much more gangster now that I wiped it. | Monday, July 18, 2011 7:12:10 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Epic Barstool quote: "I dream for the day fireworks explode in the night sky as I'm railing a chick on the side of a hill" | Monday, July 18, 2011 5:52:57 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Going to reflash my ROM and wipe my phone. It's so cluttered and slow. It's going to be annoying to start over, but maybe it'll be faster. | Monday, July 18, 2011 4:47:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @dannyrob88 My Russian programmer told me to watch that series. I should get into it. In reply to @dannyrob88's tweet | Monday, July 18, 2011 1:53:49 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @waspito F off, I know how to spell tried. It was originally singular try and I made it plural. Edited it on my phone and my 3G is 56k | Monday, July 18, 2011 1:52:46 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @kerbear88 Movie was great. I think they could have done a better job with the Snape memory. It was very fragmented In reply to @kerbear88's tweet | Saturday, July 16, 2011 2:01:55 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Who made the coffee today? It's actually good for once. | Friday, July 15, 2011 1:40:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Not appreciating the fact that I have to listen to a cunt UK client bitch to us about how our software doesnt do anything they want :/ | Friday, July 15, 2011 10:24:38 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I do not appreciate the new sales girl's "Choke" (Coke) tshirt as the official soft drink of the NY Yankees. She needs a spanking for that. | Thursday, July 14, 2011 11:12:31 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| got my pinstripes in the office. I wish we had no dress code like Google. So much more relaxed coming to work in shorts and a t-shirt | Thursday, July 14, 2011 10:00:07 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I can't write a mother fuckin sentence without some bitch ass interrupting me. Someone get me a private office so I can slam doors on people | Wednesday, July 13, 2011 6:52:20 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Facebook's Android App is horse shit. Fuckin slow, lacks features. Cant do dick on it. Their iPhone one is SO much better. | Tuesday, July 12, 2011 8:59:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Novellabella Macs suck In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Tuesday, July 12, 2011 2:04:09 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Ah shit. Caught looking... I hate when that happens | Tuesday, July 12, 2011 1:26:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| 9PM and no dinner. Then they wonder why I'm so fat.. I sit on my ass all day and slow my metabolism down bc I don't eat regularly. | Monday, July 11, 2011 9:01:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I can't deal with this intern right now... | Monday, July 11, 2011 3:33:16 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| God damn right you're staring at me, Miss Orange. I am absolutely that hot. | Monday, July 11, 2011 12:48:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| WOW DVDs piss me the fuck off. I dont have time to wait like 2 minutes for a God Damn menu animation... Let me just play the fucking movie. | Sunday, July 10, 2011 9:59:15 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Actually, my foursquare is a total lie.First place I checked in to was wrong and I went to three places, not two. oops. sue me. | Sunday, July 10, 2011 3:42:37 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Yeaaaaaaaaaa Jeeets! | Saturday, July 09, 2011 2:04:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @maljnew You're welcome: http://t.co/LVxljxL | Saturday, July 09, 2011 1:03:08 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| NYC Subways are running like fucking asshole right now. | Thursday, July 07, 2011 5:25:29 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| When are we getting our new phone system again? My 80s phone doesn't even have a fucking mute button. (Not that I talk to people, but still) | Thursday, July 07, 2011 10:28:37 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Woof. Alexey essentially told me to go fuck myself. =) All I wanted was a new build to test. | Thursday, July 07, 2011 9:53:33 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Someone please explain to me how Google Music is legal. I essentially upload all of my songs to the cloud. And can get them anywhere? Cool? | Thursday, July 07, 2011 1:52:20 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Awesome. I just ripped ass loudly all over Dan's office as I boosted my fat ass out of a chair. | Tuesday, July 05, 2011 5:46:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just logged in to CollegePublisher for shits and giggles. Still insanely slow and non-functional. They'll never learn | Monday, July 04, 2011 11:06:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Why do I get haunted in my sleep: Professor gave out the last syllabus, I didn't get one, I made copies, mixed up all papers & was 100% lost | Monday, July 04, 2011 10:30:30 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @plasma2002 I've never been to Rudy's but someone I know raves about it. thats kind of near you. 44th and 9th. Cheap beer & free hot dogs. | Monday, July 04, 2011 12:00:45 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @plasma2002 Hmm. I'm usually around the East Side in the 20s and am not on the west side much. Depends what you're looking for. | Sunday, July 03, 2011 11:57:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I am social media whoring myself out so hard right now. I think I legit posted like 50 FB, twitter, & Google+ posts in the past 10 minutes | Sunday, July 03, 2011 11:39:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @plasma2002 Where'd ya go? In reply to @plasma2002's tweet | Sunday, July 03, 2011 11:37:42 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito @Colithika I did put that rich bastard Zuckerberg in my circle but obviously he won't follow me back (its sort of like Twitter) | Sunday, July 03, 2011 11:31:09 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Colithika I just tried to get @Waspito on there right now. We thought he was invited, but it was just a google cocktease. such bs. In reply to @Colithika's tweet | Sunday, July 03, 2011 11:25:03 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Google needs to let more motherfuckers join google+. It's getting boring on there | Sunday, July 03, 2011 11:22:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito The D1/D2 hardware is too shitty to run Gingerbread. I still have a D1 and its slow as fuck with 2.2. It was fast at first with 2.0 | Sunday, July 03, 2011 11:48:17 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Brian Cashman is Gay for Sergio Mitre's penis. Guy gets fired from a shit team, and we pick him up? What the shit is this? | Saturday, July 02, 2011 6:40:46 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| station is the tripping about their inventory van | Friday, July 01, 2011 4:26:46 PM | Twitter Web Client |