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fuck all you hos =) Tuesday, August 23, 2011 2:45:42 AMTwitter Web Client
Jacked the Galaxy Tab from work to play with. Not impressed. I'd take one for free but it's an oversized (faster) version of my phone. Monday, August 22, 2011 10:33:00 PMTwitter Web Client
Nice to know that I just unlocked the Bisexual sticker on GetGlue. Sunday, August 21, 2011 10:17:34 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm hot Sunday, August 21, 2011 5:26:47 PMTwitter Web Client
Fucking fire him too Saturday, August 20, 2011 10:42:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Girardi is being a pussy defending Burnett Saturday, August 20, 2011 10:41:32 PMTwitter Web Client
Steinbrenner is spinning in is grave right now. There's no way this would be tolerated. Saturday, August 20, 2011 10:34:00 PMTwitter Web Client
Welp... Yankees came back to lose 9-4. That means without fuckhead Burnett, they'd have won 4-3 #geththefuckoffmyteamyoudisrespectfulcunt Saturday, August 20, 2011 10:28:45 PMTwitter Web Client
The nurse in this house is mother fucking useless. Friday, August 19, 2011 2:26:49 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm worse than Mike Starr right now. If I end up like him, God bless me, cya later. Friday, August 19, 2011 2:23:20 AMTwitter Web Client
Time to get yelled at for coming home at 3:30 on a work night. Time to move out... Wednesday, August 17, 2011 11:43:35 PMTwitter Web Client
Bought some memory for my old laptop. Anyone care to explain why the charge dropped off my card statement? Tuesday, August 16, 2011 1:15:46 AMTwitter Web Client
NEIN NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! Monday, August 15, 2011 1:12:14 AMTwitter Web Client
Do not go to my blog. There's been a code injection and it's loading shit from virus sites. I'll put it up once it's cleaned up. Sunday, August 14, 2011 8:21:35 PMTwitter Web Client
password is "letmein" Friday, August 12, 2011 3:28:45 AMTwitter Web Client
3:16AM... just about hungover... And I'll be up at 8am to go to work .sa.weeeeet! Friday, August 12, 2011 3:16:42 AMTwitter Web Client
I think the world economy is a joke. "Oil rises as US jobs data lift markets" WTF do jobs have to do with daily oil prices... Thursday, August 11, 2011 6:26:26 PMTwitter Web Client
Always smooth... Just making a mockery of myself in front of bombshells here by ripping up carpeting and prank calling them. jesus christ Thursday, August 11, 2011 4:03:24 PMTwitter Web Client
my jeans smell funny... I mean, they're clean but they were in the closet for a long time. The f man. Thursday, August 11, 2011 10:40:44 AMTwitter Web Client
Outsourced QA bros in India: Please stop texting my phone from our system in the middle of the night Thursday, August 11, 2011 1:59:42 AMTwitter Web Client
Installed Windows Server 2008 R2 on my dedicated SSH box. A great upgrade from XP. Now it feels more like an official server. </tool> Wednesday, August 10, 2011 3:31:18 PMTwitter Web Client
Making some automated selenium tests on the simplest areas of the system. Found three bugs we didn't catch manually. Fail and win. Monday, August 08, 2011 10:34:27 PMTwitter Web Client
you know... losing a few paychecks in one day in this piece of shit stock market is always a cool thing, bros. Monday, August 08, 2011 3:36:23 PMTwitter Web Client
I can retweet myself because I am always right + I'm awesome. RT @portfolioso Prediction: Stock Market Will Crash Today http://t.co/cwLZL38 Monday, August 08, 2011 2:02:11 PMTwitter Web Client
IT fuckers: Install my new phone system already. I did my part (aka like 85% of your job). Now get on the rest of it. Monday, August 08, 2011 1:36:32 PMTwitter Web Client
The office coffee tastes really good this morning. That being said, it will probably give me the shits later. Monday, August 08, 2011 10:38:03 AMTwitter Web Client
@SumthinEclectic Yeah I reread that tweet and it was unclear. Made me sound like a freak maniac. Didn't mean it like that. haha
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Sunday, August 07, 2011 4:18:06 PMTwitter Web Client
I like your style, although I'm trying to not be a raging alco anymore... RT @MalJNew Well it's 11 or 2 and. I'm blacked out Sunday, August 07, 2011 2:23:27 PMTwitter Web Client
@SumthinEclectic Thanks for retweeting that out of context, abusers. Makes me look like some kind of perv. It's cool though. I laughed.
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Sunday, August 07, 2011 1:39:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Duct tape, zip ties, foam insulation, cursing and sweat. Finally fixed my squeaky bed, Puerto Rican style. Who wants to bang now? Sunday, August 07, 2011 1:01:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Sudden urge to have a 90s techno dance party. No homo. (I haven't even been drinking) Sunday, August 07, 2011 2:56:13 AMTwitter Web Client
Pretty sure the hottest girl I've ever seen is in the lobby downstairs. She better be on her way up for an interview here. Thursday, August 04, 2011 10:08:21 AMTwitter Web Client
@Novellabella You're Snooki in training.
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Tuesday, August 02, 2011 1:25:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Dear Mexicans. Shut the fuck up with the lawn mowers and leaf blowers. I was up until 4:30AM and am trying to get some sleep. Tuesday, August 02, 2011 8:47:04 AMTwitter Web Client
@Novellabella Its your moral duty to disregard irrelevant US laws & get kids <21 alcohol. But considering past events you probably shouldn't
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Monday, August 01, 2011 8:20:50 PMTwitter Web Client
My lungs. They are so fucked. Thanks Nat Sherman Sunday, July 31, 2011 2:36:28 AMTwitter Web Client
@Frankalankster I prefer boot while blackout and not remember that at all the next morning
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Saturday, July 30, 2011 1:22:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Did absolutely nothing tonight... You know... Had to recover from working from home so hard. Saturday, July 30, 2011 1:13:58 AMTwitter Web Client
Me? I don't have a drinking problem. I'm only a drunk when I decide to drink. Otherwise I'm not. Duh. Problem avoided. Friday, July 29, 2011 5:14:39 PMTwitter Web Client
Love how I got away with yelling at the COO: "Review my damn release notes already so I can post them on the site. I needed them yesterday!" Thursday, July 28, 2011 1:17:54 AMTwitter Web Client
@SumthinEclectic The fact that Selenium does not work in Firefox 6 is very annoying. I need to have a separate portable install. Grr Thursday, July 28, 2011 1:16:10 AMTwitter Web Client
protip: It's easy to crash the shit out of Gmail if you use up your entire storage allocation. Runs like ass. Wednesday, July 27, 2011 1:47:46 AMTwitter Web Client
@SumthinEclectic Truth. Sikuli IDE and Selenium IDE. I love automation.
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Tuesday, July 26, 2011 11:26:14 PMTwitter Web Client
Whoever stole the fan off my desk can really go fuck themselves right now because I'm pissed Tuesday, July 26, 2011 9:41:45 AMTwitter Web Client
I could be a real dick sometimes =) Monday, July 25, 2011 9:42:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Just did some bitchin' wire management. Reminds me of the good ole Bill Blum days. Haha Monday, July 25, 2011 6:08:39 PMTwitter Web Client
Why does it smell like diesel fuel in this office? Monday, July 25, 2011 1:19:40 PMTwitter Web Client
@michellemm22 amateur hour.You didn't know that?
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Monday, July 25, 2011 1:18:57 PMTwitter Web Client
Pretty sure it's not normal to still be hungover from the night before at 10PM Sunday, July 24, 2011 10:13:08 PMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 No he didn't
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Sunday, July 24, 2011 4:18:29 PMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 Well maybe if the Mets didn't fire him....
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Sunday, July 24, 2011 4:01:49 PMTwitter Web Client
@Novellabella I warned you.
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Friday, July 22, 2011 5:47:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Aaaaannd I'm sitting at my desk and Tara handed me a Stella. Why thanks. I like. This is the life Friday, July 22, 2011 4:51:41 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @MalJNew Fuck this heat sideways Friday, July 22, 2011 12:16:46 PMTwitter Web Client
Just discovered turntable.fm By the time I'm done here, our office will have no bandwidth left. IT people will be hating again Thursday, July 21, 2011 5:56:21 PMTwitter Web Client
in other news... fuck this horse shit weather with a meat grinder Thursday, July 21, 2011 5:06:39 PMTwitter Web Client
You ever just have one of those days where you just look in the mirror and can't help but notice how hot you are? Yup. Got that going on now Thursday, July 21, 2011 3:24:59 PMTwitter Web Client
This heat is so unnecessary Thursday, July 21, 2011 2:25:08 PMTwitter Web Client
The twitter machine is boring tonight. Needs more smut Wednesday, July 20, 2011 10:35:53 PMTwitter Web Client
What is this fuckin Granderson doing, dropping routine fly balls (in the stupifd assed marshmallow ceiling) and throwing the ball away. Tuesday, July 19, 2011 9:40:17 PMTwitter Web Client
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'd fuck orange. Tuesday, July 19, 2011 1:12:11 PMTwitter Web Client
Welp, don't need a new phone anymore now that it runs 400 times better. Monday, July 18, 2011 8:44:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Phone is so much more gangster now that I wiped it. Monday, July 18, 2011 7:12:10 PMTwitter Web Client
Epic Barstool quote: "I dream for the day fireworks explode in the night sky as I'm railing a chick on the side of a hill" Monday, July 18, 2011 5:52:57 PMTwitter Web Client
Going to reflash my ROM and wipe my phone. It's so cluttered and slow. It's going to be annoying to start over, but maybe it'll be faster. Monday, July 18, 2011 4:47:40 PMTwitter Web Client
@dannyrob88 My Russian programmer told me to watch that series. I should get into it.
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Monday, July 18, 2011 1:53:49 AMTwitter Web Client
@waspito F off, I know how to spell tried. It was originally singular try and I made it plural. Edited it on my phone and my 3G is 56k Monday, July 18, 2011 1:52:46 AMTwitter Web Client
@kerbear88 Movie was great. I think they could have done a better job with the Snape memory. It was very fragmented
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Saturday, July 16, 2011 2:01:55 AMTwitter Web Client
Who made the coffee today? It's actually good for once. Friday, July 15, 2011 1:40:32 PMTwitter Web Client
Not appreciating the fact that I have to listen to a cunt UK client bitch to us about how our software doesnt do anything they want :/ Friday, July 15, 2011 10:24:38 AMTwitter Web Client
I do not appreciate the new sales girl's "Choke" (Coke) tshirt as the official soft drink of the NY Yankees. She needs a spanking for that. Thursday, July 14, 2011 11:12:31 AMTwitter Web Client
got my pinstripes in the office. I wish we had no dress code like Google. So much more relaxed coming to work in shorts and a t-shirt Thursday, July 14, 2011 10:00:07 AMTwitter Web Client
I can't write a mother fuckin sentence without some bitch ass interrupting me. Someone get me a private office so I can slam doors on people Wednesday, July 13, 2011 6:52:20 PMTwitter Web Client
Facebook's Android App is horse shit. Fuckin slow, lacks features. Cant do dick on it. Their iPhone one is SO much better. Tuesday, July 12, 2011 8:59:26 PMTwitter Web Client
@Novellabella Macs suck
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Tuesday, July 12, 2011 2:04:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Ah shit. Caught looking... I hate when that happens Tuesday, July 12, 2011 1:26:11 PMTwitter Web Client
9PM and no dinner. Then they wonder why I'm so fat.. I sit on my ass all day and slow my metabolism down bc I don't eat regularly. Monday, July 11, 2011 9:01:07 PMTwitter Web Client
I can't deal with this intern right now... Monday, July 11, 2011 3:33:16 PMTwitter Web Client
God damn right you're staring at me, Miss Orange. I am absolutely that hot. Monday, July 11, 2011 12:48:34 PMTwitter Web Client
WOW DVDs piss me the fuck off. I dont have time to wait like 2 minutes for a God Damn menu animation... Let me just play the fucking movie. Sunday, July 10, 2011 9:59:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Actually, my foursquare is a total lie.First place I checked in to was wrong and I went to three places, not two. oops. sue me. Sunday, July 10, 2011 3:42:37 AMTwitter Web Client
Yeaaaaaaaaaa Jeeets! Saturday, July 09, 2011 2:04:26 PMTwitter Web Client
@maljnew You're welcome: http://t.co/LVxljxL Saturday, July 09, 2011 1:03:08 PMTwitter Web Client
NYC Subways are running like fucking asshole right now. Thursday, July 07, 2011 5:25:29 PMTwitter Web Client
When are we getting our new phone system again? My 80s phone doesn't even have a fucking mute button. (Not that I talk to people, but still) Thursday, July 07, 2011 10:28:37 AMTwitter Web Client
Woof. Alexey essentially told me to go fuck myself. =) All I wanted was a new build to test. Thursday, July 07, 2011 9:53:33 AMTwitter Web Client
Someone please explain to me how Google Music is legal. I essentially upload all of my songs to the cloud. And can get them anywhere? Cool? Thursday, July 07, 2011 1:52:20 AMTwitter Web Client
Awesome. I just ripped ass loudly all over Dan's office as I boosted my fat ass out of a chair. Tuesday, July 05, 2011 5:46:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Just logged in to CollegePublisher for shits and giggles. Still insanely slow and non-functional. They'll never learn Monday, July 04, 2011 11:06:26 PMTwitter Web Client
Why do I get haunted in my sleep: Professor gave out the last syllabus, I didn't get one, I made copies, mixed up all papers & was 100% lost Monday, July 04, 2011 10:30:30 AMTwitter Web Client
@plasma2002 I've never been to Rudy's but someone I know raves about it. thats kind of near you. 44th and 9th. Cheap beer & free hot dogs. Monday, July 04, 2011 12:00:45 AMTwitter Web Client
@plasma2002 Hmm. I'm usually around the East Side in the 20s and am not on the west side much. Depends what you're looking for. Sunday, July 03, 2011 11:57:07 PMTwitter Web Client
I am social media whoring myself out so hard right now. I think I legit posted like 50 FB, twitter, & Google+ posts in the past 10 minutes Sunday, July 03, 2011 11:39:12 PMTwitter Web Client
@plasma2002 Where'd ya go?
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Sunday, July 03, 2011 11:37:42 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito @Colithika I did put that rich bastard Zuckerberg in my circle but obviously he won't follow me back (its sort of like Twitter)
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Sunday, July 03, 2011 11:31:09 PMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika I just tried to get @Waspito on there right now. We thought he was invited, but it was just a google cocktease. such bs.
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Sunday, July 03, 2011 11:25:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Google needs to let more motherfuckers join google+. It's getting boring on there Sunday, July 03, 2011 11:22:44 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito The D1/D2 hardware is too shitty to run Gingerbread. I still have a D1 and its slow as fuck with 2.2. It was fast at first with 2.0
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Sunday, July 03, 2011 11:48:17 AMTwitter Web Client
Brian Cashman is Gay for Sergio Mitre's penis. Guy gets fired from a shit team, and we pick him up? What the shit is this? Saturday, July 02, 2011 6:40:46 PMTwitter Web Client
station is the tripping about their inventory van Friday, July 01, 2011 4:26:46 PMTwitter Web Client