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Fuck the Mets & Jose Reyes. Lousy, slacker lowlife cheating organization. I hope Braun goes 5-5. Embarrassment to New York. Get the fuck out Wednesday, September 28, 2011 4:22:58 PMTwitter Web Client
Firefox blows at loading CSS3 webfonts Wednesday, September 28, 2011 4:19:35 PMTwitter Web Client
Acer netbooks take coffee to the keyboard really... really well... (This is what happens when coworkers sit on your desk and spill shit) Wednesday, September 28, 2011 3:05:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Pearl Jam and writing release notes at 1AM... Half awesome. Half... Could be worse. Tuesday, September 27, 2011 1:04:22 AMTwitter Web Client
I. JUST. LOST. It. Literally hysterical laughing for like 3 minutes: http://t.co/wDasWYL Tuesday, September 27, 2011 12:44:05 AMTwitter Web Client
mmm. The tomato made this sangwich Monday, September 26, 2011 1:40:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Welp, I've got jack shit to do for another 20 minutes while I wait for this build to finish compiling before I can test it's ass off. Monday, September 26, 2011 9:50:59 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm picking my football pool picks randomly next week. The more I analyze, the fewer I get right Monday, September 26, 2011 12:11:45 AMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu @michellemm22 You need a PhD in Facebookology for the timeline. I miss the simple days when every feature was on a separate php page
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Friday, September 23, 2011 3:32:04 PMTwitter Web Client
omg the Gmails is down Friday, September 23, 2011 2:28:26 PMTwitter Web Client
Network admin pushes Kapersky AV through domain policy. I uninstall and block said policy. #localadmin #winning #anti-anti-virus (AVs suck) Friday, September 23, 2011 10:36:39 AMTwitter Web Client
Actual IMs during work: "idk shit about megan so i'd one night stand that" Thursday, September 22, 2011 6:02:08 PMTwitter Web Client
IT people want to push Antivirus software to my computer. Absolutely not. I will have that shit uninstalled in 4 minutes flat. Thursday, September 22, 2011 3:26:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Brandon is a fuckin' G with CSS. Thanks for fixing that glitch bro. Wednesday, September 21, 2011 6:11:45 PMTwitter Web Client
It's now much easier to focus on QA and testing with a decent buzz than without one #ineeddrdrewandrehab Wednesday, September 21, 2011 4:04:46 PMTwitter Web Client
Failures at life: People who still list their MySpace under their website links on Facebook... Wednesday, September 21, 2011 10:17:05 AMTwitter Web Client
I am going to blame my miserable failure at Moon Cake (98/99 stars) on the fact the level 1-17 gets fucking 3 frames per second. Wednesday, September 21, 2011 2:11:08 AMTwitter Web Client
It also doesn't help that the Droid 1's feeble CPU sucks ballsack and lags at running Angry Birds seasons. Even overclocked,it blows. Wednesday, September 21, 2011 1:52:36 AMTwitter Web Client
@SumthinEclectic Come on, abusers. Command line that shit.
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Wednesday, September 21, 2011 1:14:52 AMTwitter Web Client
Now that was a good apple Tuesday, September 20, 2011 1:03:19 PMTwitter Web Client
"And she even had a Winnie the Pooh umbrella. We must bang now" Tuesday, September 20, 2011 9:59:54 AMTwitter Web Client
It's 1AM. I want a fuckin cheese steak. Tuesday, September 20, 2011 12:59:09 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm such a fucking jackass. Wondered why I couldn't log into my SQL server... Thought it was a bad password. SQL service wasn't running... Saturday, September 17, 2011 9:30:51 PMTwitter Web Client
My twitter timeline is messed up. Why isn't everyone I follow showing up? Saturday, September 17, 2011 2:25:46 PMTwitter Web Client
Seriously... Why is every single car and house alarm going off. Who's the dick... Saturday, September 17, 2011 1:34:23 AMTwitter Web Client
fml Saturday, September 17, 2011 1:06:44 AMTwitter Web Client
Those mother fuckers. I bet they copied Apple where you don't quit but programs just stay running and become suspended. Fucking Apple. Friday, September 16, 2011 10:40:53 PMTwitter Web Client
Well that was interesting... How the fuck are you supposed to quit apps? Windows 8 is so radically different, I had no idea how to use it. Friday, September 16, 2011 10:40:16 PMTwitter Web Client
Booting Windows 8 Dev Preview in a virtual machine. The suspense is killing me Friday, September 16, 2011 10:09:56 PMTwitter Web Client
Good tunes, and testing our new UI. Sweet day. Friday, September 16, 2011 11:00:52 AMTwitter Web Client
I hacked the nasty office coffee this morning and it tastes amazing. Winning Friday, September 16, 2011 10:27:33 AMTwitter Web Client
Le sigh Thursday, September 15, 2011 3:22:01 AMTwitter Web Client
@GadsdenMarc @SumthinEclectic ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
In reply to @GadsdenMarc's tweet
Thursday, September 15, 2011 1:58:14 AMTwitter Web Client
I've gotten into a bad habit of burping out loud and then saying "delicious" without even realizing it. Wednesday, September 14, 2011 5:28:37 PMTwitter Web Client
@askmeques Stop making fun of New York. We get hurricanes now.
In reply to @askmeques's tweet
Wednesday, September 14, 2011 1:12:31 PMTwitter Web Client
It's cool to know that Windows 8 is generating as much buzz on the interwebs as Apple announcements usually do. Wednesday, September 14, 2011 1:42:59 AMTwitter Web Client
Peach I just took a bite out of was a fuckin ball of fuzz. Nasty Tuesday, September 13, 2011 3:06:08 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @ElBloombito: Hateros gonna hato! Tuesday, September 13, 2011 12:47:51 PMTwitter Web Client
The fuck is it with bitch ass UK clients trying to use mother fucking leading zeroes in Excel? It removes it, shitheads! And you blame us... Monday, September 12, 2011 10:23:48 PMTwitter Web Client
@nyJULZmd The fuck is a hand grenade?
In reply to @nyJULZmd's tweet
Monday, September 12, 2011 2:24:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck... Me... now I just want to do jagerbombs Monday, September 12, 2011 2:20:53 PMTwitter Web Client
Marketing girls just brought us Red Bull. Is it bad that I 100% associate it with Jager? Monday, September 12, 2011 2:18:05 PMTwitter Web Client
@SumthinEclectic HA... The typo that got copied and pasted. I'm lazy.
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Monday, September 12, 2011 1:32:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Why is everything a fucking shitshow today? Why am I the only person qualified to fix EVERYTHING? Monday, September 12, 2011 11:00:15 AMTwitter Web Client
want =) Monday, September 12, 2011 2:06:49 AMTwitter Web Client
Night tweeple http://t.co/LQjytL6 Sunday, September 11, 2011 4:45:06 AMTwitter Web Client
you fucking sneak mother fucker Sunday, September 11, 2011 3:41:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Those beers in the work fridge look reallllll fuckin good right now Friday, September 09, 2011 11:00:45 AMTwitter Web Client
This is so damn true it's not even funny: http://t.co/k4KU88t Friday, September 09, 2011 2:31:12 AMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew http://t.co/cxX5ioY Friday, September 09, 2011 12:21:07 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @ElBloombito: Los terroristadors que los make los threatos. Es creditable pero no es corroboratodoro. Necesito los diligenceo! Thursday, September 08, 2011 10:00:35 PMTwitter Web Client
Blast from the past: Found this tweet from back in the days @SumthinEclectic Thursday, September 08, 2011 1:05:00 AMTwitter Web Client
Looks like the shit just hit the fan. Wednesday, September 07, 2011 2:19:12 PMTwitter Web Client
I haven't gone to bed. Rolling out a new data center...RT @kerbear88 First $2 Tuesday at the Grape and where am I? Bed. #postcollegeproblems Wednesday, September 07, 2011 5:39:55 AMTwitter Web Client
I didn't think out Marketing department could get any more bitchin, but Jesus Christ... Tuesday, September 06, 2011 6:22:07 PMTwitter Web Client
@SumthinEclectic Dude they just go around in circles and have no idea what they need to accomplish.
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Tuesday, September 06, 2011 2:00:12 PMTwitter Web Client
These two project managers downstairs are the two biggest morons going and I guarantee you this whole project is screwed... Tuesday, September 06, 2011 1:54:02 PMTwitter Web Client
It's cruel and unusual punishment and an absolute tease who we hire around here. Tuesday, September 06, 2011 10:55:28 AMTwitter Web Client
Welp, looks like I can't use Windows Server 2008 as a VPN server AND a web server. That extra incoming connection screwed up port 80 binding Monday, September 05, 2011 10:18:00 PMTwitter Web Client
Dear laptop fan: Shut the fuck up. You're not overheating and CPU use is 0%. So why are you running so loudly? kthxbye Monday, September 05, 2011 6:34:35 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm so hot in my new FB profile pic, I'd totally bang myself if I were me. Monday, September 05, 2011 1:01:35 AMTwitter Web Client
@novellabella fails at ñ Sunday, September 04, 2011 11:29:44 AMTwitter Web Client
Wake up. Leg itches. Feel huge ass bug on leg. knock it off. It's a gigantic spider. #winning Sunday, September 04, 2011 2:42:51 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck... Me... Sunday, September 04, 2011 1:31:05 AMTwitter Web Client
ass. titties Saturday, September 03, 2011 3:34:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Now that @novellabella and @maljnew are all over each others' cats, I have to listen to fashion and makeup babble between them on Twitter Friday, September 02, 2011 4:17:19 PMTwitter Web Client
Day off and I don't know what the hell there is to do. #mylifeissofuckinglameitsmoreexcitingwheniwork Friday, September 02, 2011 3:32:28 PMTwitter Web Client
@SumthinEclectic Happened to me. I had a bot guess my FTP password, download my index.php files, inject malicious javascript, then reupload.
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Friday, September 02, 2011 11:59:21 AMTwitter Web Client
@SumthinEclectic What happened, abusers?
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Friday, September 02, 2011 11:38:17 AMTwitter Web Client
Reading some of my shit from school... I used to be a fucking mess Friday, September 02, 2011 4:26:50 AMTwitter Web Client
This IT guy is driving me up a fucking wall with this new VoIP system we're installing. Thursday, September 01, 2011 9:58:15 AMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew el suck it-o
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Thursday, September 01, 2011 2:06:07 AMTwitter Web Client
My internet speed should be 30MBPS and is usually constant unlike cable, but it's capped at 10MBPS. WTF, Verizon... #firstworldproblems Thursday, September 01, 2011 1:32:55 AMTwitter Web Client
@nyJULZmd Better than when I had class with you... All you did was talk, draw dicks and jokes in my notebooks and make fun of worming girls.
In reply to @nyJULZmd's tweet
Thursday, September 01, 2011 12:04:37 AMTwitter Web Client
Doing some accounting. Shit fucking sucks. Thought I'd never have to do that since I bombed it freshman year.. apparently not. Wednesday, August 31, 2011 11:47:09 PMTwitter Web Client
NYC would be so much more legit if Mike Bloomberg changed his name to Miguel Bloombito (@elbloombito) Wednesday, August 31, 2011 10:20:50 AMTwitter Web Client
C-Notes by the layers... True Fuckin Players Wednesday, August 31, 2011 12:22:14 AMTwitter Web Client
mother. fuck. Verizon... Rumors are they're ruining the Nexus Prime and rebranding it as the Droid Prime? Figures. It's going to shit now. Tuesday, August 30, 2011 11:10:51 PMTwitter Web Client
just installed mod_evasive & mod_security on our server. If the load spikes again, I swear to God... Tuesday, August 30, 2011 2:50:21 PMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 Try Juice Defender. I never used it but someone swears by it .It just toggles off things that waste battery. 1 day of life = decent
In reply to @ky9's tweet
Tuesday, August 30, 2011 10:14:17 AMTwitter Web Client
Kindly like... go the fuck away. Tuesday, August 30, 2011 10:12:49 AMTwitter Web Client
This project manager is an absolute JOKER. He thinks Power Over Ethernet phones will work on any old switch or router. FOR SURE NOT. Monday, August 29, 2011 1:37:37 PMTwitter Web Client
I fucking hate Biebs because he's a tool dickwad, but I wish I was able to take my snake named Johnson and abuse Selena with it. Monday, August 29, 2011 11:39:28 AMTwitter Web Client
Oh what happened to me. I used to just tweet the craziest shit. Now I just censored myself. Like... I had it typed and was like. Nah: TMI Monday, August 29, 2011 11:23:30 AMTwitter Web Client
Happy ending problem? Seems like a very good problem to have. How geeky though: http://t.co/Dj8hDRt Monday, August 29, 2011 1:51:39 AMTwitter Web Client
@Novellabella You're supposed to be a journalist? http://t.co/g1ACbkF
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Sunday, August 28, 2011 12:46:40 PMTwitter Web Client
Couple of leaves and twigs on my lawn. Other than that, the storm in March was 100% worse (not to downplay other areas that were hit hard) Sunday, August 28, 2011 12:03:43 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @dannyrob88: Hurricane Irene was really called Hurricane Eileen, unfortunately an asian reporter was the first to announce it, no won ... Sunday, August 28, 2011 12:02:30 PMTwitter Web Client
The fuck is that all about? Saturday, August 27, 2011 10:32:26 PMTwitter Web Client
OK MTA, you can like, stop sending out email alerts. I understand that all service is suspended, now stop spamming me! Saturday, August 27, 2011 7:42:02 PMTwitter Web Client
the lining of my esophagus and stomach probably burned off. and my liver is probably gone... Friday, August 26, 2011 4:28:23 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew Bring Bella back to NYC
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Friday, August 26, 2011 3:41:52 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @BarstoolNewYork: Who's havin hurricane sex this weekend? Thursday, August 25, 2011 4:21:25 PMTwitter Web Client
See this is why I miss winter. I just want it to be cold. Then I want to snuggle under a fuzzy blanket. Thursday, August 25, 2011 4:18:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Anyone who sends screenshots in a Word document should be subject to cruel and unusual punishment. Thursday, August 25, 2011 1:42:49 PMTwitter Web Client
@Novellabella suck it
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Wednesday, August 24, 2011 5:54:38 PMTwitter Web Client
The fact that I said "jelly" instead of "jealous" out loud at the bar earlier was a fucking joke. Like... you're only supposed to type that Wednesday, August 24, 2011 5:39:58 PMTwitter Web Client
OH. MY. GOD. dripping sex Tuesday, August 23, 2011 6:14:41 PMTwitter Web Client
I think we've got aftershocks... Tuesday, August 23, 2011 1:58:41 PMTwitter Web Client
I mean.. Jesus fucking christ Alisa. Get away from my desk. I don't care. Tuesday, August 23, 2011 9:45:35 AMTwitter Web Client