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| Tweet | Date | Source |
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| Obviously the fucking apple fanboys WOULD say the Galaxy nexus is a piece of shit. Fuck those people: http://t.co/FcEfd4k | Monday, November 28, 2011 5:28:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| If Verizon doesn't open up pre-orders the Galaxy Nexus in the next 5 minutes, I'm going to go batshit crazy | Monday, November 28, 2011 1:19:54 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Everyone always talks about #firstworldproblems. How about #thirdworldsuccesses? http://t.co/PWbznH8 | Monday, November 28, 2011 1:29:06 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Can I get the Galaxy Nexus now? | Sunday, November 27, 2011 11:41:54 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Althought I'm pretty sure I puked like 3 pounds of stomach contents, so yay for losing weight | Sunday, November 27, 2011 6:43:07 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm going to have to blame the fact that I yacked all over the place on 3AM Taco Bell... Not alcohol.... #i'magrossfucker | Sunday, November 27, 2011 6:42:07 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| So the Galaxy Nexus might only be $200? I don't give a fuck if it's $300. I need one and I needed it yesterday! | Saturday, November 26, 2011 2:46:10 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Christ once said "let he who is without sin cast the first stone..." And then he stoned a mother fucker to death. | Saturday, November 26, 2011 2:05:49 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @maljnew piglets are NOT like puppies | Friday, November 25, 2011 11:32:59 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| My knees ares pretty banged up. Hmmmm | Wednesday, November 23, 2011 10:48:27 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm a fucking dumbass. Just spent 15 minutes trying to figure out why I couldn't connect to my cloud server and it was PeerBlock. #fail | Tuesday, November 22, 2011 10:24:23 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Stop begging, fuckers. The more people beg me for something the less I comply. (Unless it's some hot girl. Then she can have me. But shh) | Tuesday, November 22, 2011 5:28:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| These fuckers should release this soon: http://t.co/p90u7vX | Tuesday, November 22, 2011 12:55:19 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Welp, so much for me winning this week's pool... | Monday, November 21, 2011 10:47:17 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| You fucking Chiefs. I need you to ruin the spread so I can win money. Obviously, you're going to lose, but keep it close for fuck's sake. | Monday, November 21, 2011 10:06:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This guy's such a fucking badass that we need to elect him immediately: http://t.co/Msp6UHp | Monday, November 21, 2011 9:20:57 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Twitter: Y u no load more tweets on the timeline? | Monday, November 21, 2011 9:01:23 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm so fat. | Monday, November 21, 2011 3:54:27 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I. WANT. A. GALAXY. NEXUS. (with or without the volume bug) | Monday, November 21, 2011 3:35:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Galaxy Nexus is delayed until December now? Fuck my life. | Saturday, November 19, 2011 3:04:05 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @MalJNew I said Red Bull/Vodka. Not rubbing alcohol and Diet Sprite. For fuck's sake! | Friday, November 18, 2011 6:12:20 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @MalJNew Bring me me a vodka Red Bull, joker | Friday, November 18, 2011 6:01:49 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Colithika I'm jelly In reply to @Colithika's tweet | Friday, November 18, 2011 11:39:49 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| The office coffee today is vile. *dumping it now* and I can usually drink shitty coffee | Friday, November 18, 2011 11:23:11 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| My eye hurts. the hell? | Friday, November 18, 2011 5:44:19 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @SonicBlur23 yeah In reply to @SonicBlur23's tweet | Thursday, November 17, 2011 11:35:17 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| they'll find me dead one day. it'll teach them a fuckin lesson and i won't be around to give a shit about it. | Thursday, November 17, 2011 11:33:08 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| QFT: http://t.co/8BR0rUv | Thursday, November 17, 2011 10:21:12 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I want my fucking Galaxy Nexus and Verizon's being a dick and a half about its release date. | Thursday, November 17, 2011 9:24:03 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Sorry. I couldn't hear you over the sound of how good I look | Wednesday, November 16, 2011 4:28:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I sound like a gay right now | Tuesday, November 15, 2011 9:26:05 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Mother fucking Verizon delaying this Galazy Nexus | Tuesday, November 15, 2011 3:01:17 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Niraj: "Why is the turkey black?" Eric: "Hmm.. there's no connection string..." | Tuesday, November 15, 2011 2:53:56 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This baby that's crying his ass off in France is driving me crazy over Skype.. STFU | Tuesday, November 15, 2011 2:49:13 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Herman Cain is a real crazy fuck, but his 404 page is baller: http://t.co/lZVYyXU | Tuesday, November 15, 2011 2:41:59 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| yayyy! I get to stay up all night for work | Tuesday, November 15, 2011 12:10:41 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Christmas music and QA testing. Sounds about right... | Monday, November 14, 2011 6:47:33 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| To the gentleman with the 70s muscle car: Shut the fuck up with the engine revving and GTFO | Monday, November 14, 2011 3:03:09 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| "We need more pipes in this application. If it were up to me, I'd put pipes everywhere" | Monday, November 14, 2011 11:47:59 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I suck at exception handling in php | Saturday, November 12, 2011 1:33:00 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| son of a bitch | Saturday, November 12, 2011 12:54:03 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @mich_amore Don't mean to bust your bubble but in theory 11:11 PM is the 23rd hour... It's 23:11... 11:11 is AM. So you missed it. In reply to @mich_amore's tweet | Saturday, November 12, 2011 12:34:23 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @__JLu Yup. They gave me 30 days. I couldn't find a smartphone in that time, so I lost out. Fuckin Galaxy Nexus should have been out... | Friday, November 11, 2011 1:33:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| "Expected behavior: UI should not be disturbed" | Friday, November 11, 2011 12:20:43 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| These bitch ass tricks didn't replace the milk | Friday, November 11, 2011 12:12:48 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck you Verizon, for un-grandfathering me from my unlimited data plan. | Friday, November 11, 2011 10:52:32 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| gangster | Friday, November 11, 2011 9:48:04 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'll stop the geek assed tweets. I sound like I have ZERO life... | Thursday, November 10, 2011 10:24:19 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Another test tweet, my jokers | Thursday, November 10, 2011 10:18:37 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @__JLu also: "sudo get bitches" | Thursday, November 10, 2011 10:03:25 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @__JLu nah, i was being dumb. its easy "sudo apt-get install php5-curl" needed it bc my webapp called the func it but it wasn't installed | Thursday, November 10, 2011 10:02:09 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Now if I tweet something, wp-cron needs to pull it into my tweets database. if that works, i'm migrating servers | Thursday, November 10, 2011 9:36:38 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Son of a bitch. How do I get CURL working on php-cgi for lighttpd | Thursday, November 10, 2011 9:30:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @__JLu 600gigs of bandwidth, abusers. you can do a lot of stuff on there. | Thursday, November 10, 2011 4:50:01 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @__JLu They only support linux, but it's your server, so if you can hack windows on virtualbox on there, go for it. | Thursday, November 10, 2011 4:45:26 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @__JLu 10.10 may be newer but 10.04 LTS stands for long term support, so I picked that one | Thursday, November 10, 2011 4:37:06 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @__JLu ubuntu. follow these:http://t.co/YjgzyrM OR http://t.co/tnMle0o | Thursday, November 10, 2011 4:35:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @__JLu Yo abusers. Check out chunkhost. 5 month free trial and it's $19/month for a 512mb ram cloud instance. seems pretty sweet to me | Thursday, November 10, 2011 4:26:34 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| lighttpd > apache | Thursday, November 10, 2011 2:58:29 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Hmm I thought I was going to be scared of lighttpd, but it's just as easy to config as apache. | Thursday, November 10, 2011 4:40:21 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| fuck man... why doesn't "sudo aptitude install lighttpd" work on Ubuntu 10.04 LTS? | Wednesday, November 09, 2011 10:47:35 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Glad to know that I drunk spoke to my CA coworker on the phone and fixed her "unfixable" problem. Thx for the shoutout to the VP. I suck lol | Wednesday, November 09, 2011 9:50:39 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm a fucking dick... I rip on people a lot. If you don't like it, fuck off. I do it with good intent. | Wednesday, November 09, 2011 5:30:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @MalJNew Your mouse wheel is tight | Wednesday, November 09, 2011 11:55:55 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @__JLu I heard ChunkHost is baller. I'm so tempted to get it | Wednesday, November 09, 2011 11:38:10 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @__JLu Abusers, what VPS do you use? | Wednesday, November 09, 2011 10:30:43 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I can't deal with the fucking dumbasses over at @FairfieldMirror or @mirrorfairfield or whatever the fuck twitter they use now. Site is done | Wednesday, November 09, 2011 12:20:59 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| When is this fucking Galaxy Nexus coming out. I am losing my mind without a smartphone. | Tuesday, November 08, 2011 10:06:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I should probably put some some clothes on or some shit | Tuesday, November 08, 2011 9:54:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Balls all over the office | Tuesday, November 08, 2011 4:08:48 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just drooled water onto my shirt #suchababy | Tuesday, November 08, 2011 12:40:59 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| File a ticket: "Load Balancer Being a Player Hater" | Tuesday, November 08, 2011 11:14:04 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I just realized that it's hard for code to get by my rigorous QA. I'm a nit-picking pain in the ass. Devs hate me. I love perfection. | Tuesday, November 08, 2011 1:10:47 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I need the Eagles to not cover the spread. I also need the game to be around 37 points for me to win the week #notgonnahappen =/ | Monday, November 07, 2011 7:01:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @mich_amore @SonicBlur23 @lisa_marie926 What's this bullshit you all get to play all day long. I'm sitting at work and feel like shit In reply to @mich_amore's tweet | Monday, November 07, 2011 2:06:24 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The pressure in my head... It like... Might blow off or something. | Monday, November 07, 2011 1:51:28 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Intern is using the new gmail look. I'm not a fan of that crap, but I'm impressed she knew enough to manually enable it. | Monday, November 07, 2011 11:45:54 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @MalJNew What happened to: I'm going to be in at 10AM on Monday, joker | Monday, November 07, 2011 10:26:47 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @kerbear88 I thought that was you. Couldn't tell though. In reply to @kerbear88's tweet | Monday, November 07, 2011 10:16:47 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Yes, I just called a dude slutface. If you're judging, suck it. | Sunday, November 06, 2011 1:47:46 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Colithika Sluttttface. You don't get an extra hour because AZ is like F that side. | Sunday, November 06, 2011 1:47:11 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I love gaining an extra hour for no reason. #daylightsavingstimeisoutdatedandonlyappliedtofarmersinthe1800s | Sunday, November 06, 2011 1:46:22 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| And they came crying to me because they fucked it up. #typical #Ifixeverything | Thursday, November 03, 2011 7:06:15 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Remember how I said that I had to get used to the new Gmail user interface? Scratch that. It fucking sucks... | Wednesday, November 02, 2011 9:39:24 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Cocksuckers over at Verizon keep delaying the Galaxy Nexus. I have to wait until Black Friday now? Or maybe December. Fuck the Razr. | Wednesday, November 02, 2011 4:39:48 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Netta is going to give me SO much shit for my antics... | Wednesday, November 02, 2011 1:59:27 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Peppers and eggs on a roll.. NOM | Wednesday, November 02, 2011 1:57:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm trying to like the new Gmail UI, I really am, but I cannot get into it... | Wednesday, November 02, 2011 12:05:55 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just dropped a bomb at my desk... | Wednesday, November 02, 2011 10:07:17 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Got my bag particle analyzed for bombs in Grand Central... The TSA guy was NOT pleased when I asked if would detect all the fireworks I had. | Wednesday, November 02, 2011 9:47:35 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's all fucked up... | Tuesday, November 01, 2011 7:02:22 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @MalJNew malik xab | Tuesday, November 01, 2011 6:10:32 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Waspito @Colithika No one's getting ice cream sandwich just yet. It's debuting on the Galaxy Nexus. | Tuesday, November 01, 2011 4:57:39 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @MalJNew Shitshow? Get you ass back to work joker. I remember the first time I got hammered at lunch. | Monday, October 31, 2011 6:47:17 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This incompetent mother fucker needs to lose her job. | Monday, October 31, 2011 2:32:06 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's like Christmas morning! Except... It never usually snows on Christmas morning | Saturday, October 29, 2011 1:42:16 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Here kitty kitty kitty!!!! | Friday, October 28, 2011 2:32:12 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The lack of slut costumes in this office today are appalling | Friday, October 28, 2011 12:27:46 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Slept so soundly on the train, pretty sure if the dude next to me drew a dick on my face, I wouldn't have woken up. | Friday, October 28, 2011 9:52:58 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @MalJNew HE didn't have an option. I showed up, drank and was like enjoyyyy the bill. Smell ya later | Thursday, October 27, 2011 10:44:04 PM | Twitter Web Client |