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Obviously the fucking apple fanboys WOULD say the Galaxy nexus is a piece of shit. Fuck those people: http://t.co/FcEfd4k Monday, November 28, 2011 5:28:04 PMTwitter Web Client
If Verizon doesn't open up pre-orders the Galaxy Nexus in the next 5 minutes, I'm going to go batshit crazy Monday, November 28, 2011 1:19:54 PMTwitter Web Client
Everyone always talks about #firstworldproblems. How about #thirdworldsuccesses? http://t.co/PWbznH8 Monday, November 28, 2011 1:29:06 AMTwitter Web Client
Can I get the Galaxy Nexus now? Sunday, November 27, 2011 11:41:54 PMTwitter Web Client
Althought I'm pretty sure I puked like 3 pounds of stomach contents, so yay for losing weight Sunday, November 27, 2011 6:43:07 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm going to have to blame the fact that I yacked all over the place on 3AM Taco Bell... Not alcohol.... #i'magrossfucker Sunday, November 27, 2011 6:42:07 AMTwitter Web Client
So the Galaxy Nexus might only be $200? I don't give a fuck if it's $300. I need one and I needed it yesterday! Saturday, November 26, 2011 2:46:10 AMTwitter Web Client
Christ once said "let he who is without sin cast the first stone..." And then he stoned a mother fucker to death. Saturday, November 26, 2011 2:05:49 AMTwitter Web Client
@maljnew piglets are NOT like puppies Friday, November 25, 2011 11:32:59 AMTwitter Web Client
My knees ares pretty banged up. Hmmmm Wednesday, November 23, 2011 10:48:27 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm a fucking dumbass. Just spent 15 minutes trying to figure out why I couldn't connect to my cloud server and it was PeerBlock. #fail Tuesday, November 22, 2011 10:24:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Stop begging, fuckers. The more people beg me for something the less I comply. (Unless it's some hot girl. Then she can have me. But shh) Tuesday, November 22, 2011 5:28:51 PMTwitter Web Client
These fuckers should release this soon: http://t.co/p90u7vX Tuesday, November 22, 2011 12:55:19 PMTwitter Web Client
Welp, so much for me winning this week's pool... Monday, November 21, 2011 10:47:17 PMTwitter Web Client
You fucking Chiefs. I need you to ruin the spread so I can win money. Obviously, you're going to lose, but keep it close for fuck's sake. Monday, November 21, 2011 10:06:12 PMTwitter Web Client
This guy's such a fucking badass that we need to elect him immediately: http://t.co/Msp6UHp Monday, November 21, 2011 9:20:57 PMTwitter Web Client
Twitter: Y u no load more tweets on the timeline? Monday, November 21, 2011 9:01:23 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm so fat. Monday, November 21, 2011 3:54:27 PMTwitter Web Client
I. WANT. A. GALAXY. NEXUS. (with or without the volume bug) Monday, November 21, 2011 3:35:04 PMTwitter Web Client
Galaxy Nexus is delayed until December now? Fuck my life. Saturday, November 19, 2011 3:04:05 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew I said Red Bull/Vodka. Not rubbing alcohol and Diet Sprite. For fuck's sake! Friday, November 18, 2011 6:12:20 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew Bring me me a vodka Red Bull, joker Friday, November 18, 2011 6:01:49 PMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika I'm jelly
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Friday, November 18, 2011 11:39:49 AMTwitter Web Client
The office coffee today is vile. *dumping it now* and I can usually drink shitty coffee Friday, November 18, 2011 11:23:11 AMTwitter Web Client
My eye hurts. the hell? Friday, November 18, 2011 5:44:19 AMTwitter Web Client
@SonicBlur23 yeah
In reply to @SonicBlur23's tweet
Thursday, November 17, 2011 11:35:17 PMTwitter Web Client
they'll find me dead one day. it'll teach them a fuckin lesson and i won't be around to give a shit about it. Thursday, November 17, 2011 11:33:08 PMTwitter Web Client
QFT: http://t.co/8BR0rUv Thursday, November 17, 2011 10:21:12 AMTwitter Web Client
I want my fucking Galaxy Nexus and Verizon's being a dick and a half about its release date. Thursday, November 17, 2011 9:24:03 AMTwitter Web Client
Sorry. I couldn't hear you over the sound of how good I look Wednesday, November 16, 2011 4:28:51 PMTwitter Web Client
I sound like a gay right now Tuesday, November 15, 2011 9:26:05 PMTwitter Web Client
Mother fucking Verizon delaying this Galazy Nexus Tuesday, November 15, 2011 3:01:17 AMTwitter Web Client
Niraj: "Why is the turkey black?" Eric: "Hmm.. there's no connection string..." Tuesday, November 15, 2011 2:53:56 AMTwitter Web Client
This baby that's crying his ass off in France is driving me crazy over Skype.. STFU Tuesday, November 15, 2011 2:49:13 AMTwitter Web Client
Herman Cain is a real crazy fuck, but his 404 page is baller: http://t.co/lZVYyXU Tuesday, November 15, 2011 2:41:59 AMTwitter Web Client
yayyy! I get to stay up all night for work Tuesday, November 15, 2011 12:10:41 AMTwitter Web Client
Christmas music and QA testing. Sounds about right... Monday, November 14, 2011 6:47:33 PMTwitter Web Client
To the gentleman with the 70s muscle car: Shut the fuck up with the engine revving and GTFO Monday, November 14, 2011 3:03:09 PMTwitter Web Client
"We need more pipes in this application. If it were up to me, I'd put pipes everywhere" Monday, November 14, 2011 11:47:59 AMTwitter Web Client
I suck at exception handling in php Saturday, November 12, 2011 1:33:00 AMTwitter Web Client
son of a bitch Saturday, November 12, 2011 12:54:03 AMTwitter Web Client
@mich_amore Don't mean to bust your bubble but in theory 11:11 PM is the 23rd hour... It's 23:11... 11:11 is AM. So you missed it.
In reply to @mich_amore's tweet
Saturday, November 12, 2011 12:34:23 AMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu Yup. They gave me 30 days. I couldn't find a smartphone in that time, so I lost out. Fuckin Galaxy Nexus should have been out...
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Friday, November 11, 2011 1:33:40 PMTwitter Web Client
"Expected behavior: UI should not be disturbed" Friday, November 11, 2011 12:20:43 PMTwitter Web Client
These bitch ass tricks didn't replace the milk Friday, November 11, 2011 12:12:48 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck you Verizon, for un-grandfathering me from my unlimited data plan. Friday, November 11, 2011 10:52:32 AMTwitter Web Client
gangster Friday, November 11, 2011 9:48:04 AMTwitter Web Client
I'll stop the geek assed tweets. I sound like I have ZERO life... Thursday, November 10, 2011 10:24:19 PMTwitter Web Client
Another test tweet, my jokers Thursday, November 10, 2011 10:18:37 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu also: "sudo get bitches"
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Thursday, November 10, 2011 10:03:25 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu nah, i was being dumb. its easy "sudo apt-get install php5-curl" needed it bc my webapp called the func it but it wasn't installed
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Thursday, November 10, 2011 10:02:09 PMTwitter Web Client
Now if I tweet something, wp-cron needs to pull it into my tweets database. if that works, i'm migrating servers Thursday, November 10, 2011 9:36:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Son of a bitch. How do I get CURL working on php-cgi for lighttpd Thursday, November 10, 2011 9:30:44 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu 600gigs of bandwidth, abusers. you can do a lot of stuff on there.
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Thursday, November 10, 2011 4:50:01 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu They only support linux, but it's your server, so if you can hack windows on virtualbox on there, go for it.
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Thursday, November 10, 2011 4:45:26 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu 10.10 may be newer but 10.04 LTS stands for long term support, so I picked that one
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Thursday, November 10, 2011 4:37:06 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu ubuntu. follow these:http://t.co/YjgzyrM OR http://t.co/tnMle0o Thursday, November 10, 2011 4:35:07 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu Yo abusers. Check out chunkhost. 5 month free trial and it's $19/month for a 512mb ram cloud instance. seems pretty sweet to me Thursday, November 10, 2011 4:26:34 PMTwitter Web Client
lighttpd > apache Thursday, November 10, 2011 2:58:29 PMTwitter Web Client
Hmm I thought I was going to be scared of lighttpd, but it's just as easy to config as apache. Thursday, November 10, 2011 4:40:21 AMTwitter Web Client
fuck man... why doesn't "sudo aptitude install lighttpd" work on Ubuntu 10.04 LTS? Wednesday, November 09, 2011 10:47:35 PMTwitter Web Client
Glad to know that I drunk spoke to my CA coworker on the phone and fixed her "unfixable" problem. Thx for the shoutout to the VP. I suck lol Wednesday, November 09, 2011 9:50:39 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm a fucking dick... I rip on people a lot. If you don't like it, fuck off. I do it with good intent. Wednesday, November 09, 2011 5:30:28 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew Your mouse wheel is tight Wednesday, November 09, 2011 11:55:55 AMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu I heard ChunkHost is baller. I'm so tempted to get it
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Wednesday, November 09, 2011 11:38:10 AMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu Abusers, what VPS do you use? Wednesday, November 09, 2011 10:30:43 AMTwitter Web Client
I can't deal with the fucking dumbasses over at @FairfieldMirror or @mirrorfairfield or whatever the fuck twitter they use now. Site is done Wednesday, November 09, 2011 12:20:59 AMTwitter Web Client
When is this fucking Galaxy Nexus coming out. I am losing my mind without a smartphone. Tuesday, November 08, 2011 10:06:07 PMTwitter Web Client
I should probably put some some clothes on or some shit Tuesday, November 08, 2011 9:54:11 PMTwitter Web Client
Balls all over the office Tuesday, November 08, 2011 4:08:48 PMTwitter Web Client
Just drooled water onto my shirt #suchababy Tuesday, November 08, 2011 12:40:59 PMTwitter Web Client
File a ticket: "Load Balancer Being a Player Hater" Tuesday, November 08, 2011 11:14:04 AMTwitter Web Client
I just realized that it's hard for code to get by my rigorous QA. I'm a nit-picking pain in the ass. Devs hate me. I love perfection. Tuesday, November 08, 2011 1:10:47 AMTwitter Web Client
I need the Eagles to not cover the spread. I also need the game to be around 37 points for me to win the week #notgonnahappen =/ Monday, November 07, 2011 7:01:32 PMTwitter Web Client
@mich_amore @SonicBlur23 @lisa_marie926 What's this bullshit you all get to play all day long. I'm sitting at work and feel like shit
In reply to @mich_amore's tweet
Monday, November 07, 2011 2:06:24 PMTwitter Web Client
The pressure in my head... It like... Might blow off or something. Monday, November 07, 2011 1:51:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Intern is using the new gmail look. I'm not a fan of that crap, but I'm impressed she knew enough to manually enable it. Monday, November 07, 2011 11:45:54 AMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew What happened to: I'm going to be in at 10AM on Monday, joker
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Monday, November 07, 2011 10:26:47 AMTwitter Web Client
@kerbear88 I thought that was you. Couldn't tell though.
In reply to @kerbear88's tweet
Monday, November 07, 2011 10:16:47 AMTwitter Web Client
Yes, I just called a dude slutface. If you're judging, suck it. Sunday, November 06, 2011 1:47:46 AMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika Sluttttface. You don't get an extra hour because AZ is like F that side. Sunday, November 06, 2011 1:47:11 AMTwitter Web Client
I love gaining an extra hour for no reason. #daylightsavingstimeisoutdatedandonlyappliedtofarmersinthe1800s Sunday, November 06, 2011 1:46:22 AMTwitter Web Client
And they came crying to me because they fucked it up. #typical #Ifixeverything Thursday, November 03, 2011 7:06:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Remember how I said that I had to get used to the new Gmail user interface? Scratch that. It fucking sucks... Wednesday, November 02, 2011 9:39:24 PMTwitter Web Client
Cocksuckers over at Verizon keep delaying the Galaxy Nexus. I have to wait until Black Friday now? Or maybe December. Fuck the Razr. Wednesday, November 02, 2011 4:39:48 PMTwitter Web Client
Netta is going to give me SO much shit for my antics... Wednesday, November 02, 2011 1:59:27 PMTwitter Web Client
Peppers and eggs on a roll.. NOM Wednesday, November 02, 2011 1:57:11 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm trying to like the new Gmail UI, I really am, but I cannot get into it... Wednesday, November 02, 2011 12:05:55 PMTwitter Web Client
Just dropped a bomb at my desk... Wednesday, November 02, 2011 10:07:17 AMTwitter Web Client
Got my bag particle analyzed for bombs in Grand Central... The TSA guy was NOT pleased when I asked if would detect all the fireworks I had. Wednesday, November 02, 2011 9:47:35 AMTwitter Web Client
It's all fucked up... Tuesday, November 01, 2011 7:02:22 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew malik xab Tuesday, November 01, 2011 6:10:32 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito @Colithika No one's getting ice cream sandwich just yet. It's debuting on the Galaxy Nexus.
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Tuesday, November 01, 2011 4:57:39 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew Shitshow? Get you ass back to work joker. I remember the first time I got hammered at lunch.
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Monday, October 31, 2011 6:47:17 PMTwitter Web Client
This incompetent mother fucker needs to lose her job. Monday, October 31, 2011 2:32:06 PMTwitter Web Client
It's like Christmas morning! Except... It never usually snows on Christmas morning Saturday, October 29, 2011 1:42:16 PMTwitter Web Client
Here kitty kitty kitty!!!! Friday, October 28, 2011 2:32:12 PMTwitter Web Client
The lack of slut costumes in this office today are appalling Friday, October 28, 2011 12:27:46 PMTwitter Web Client
Slept so soundly on the train, pretty sure if the dude next to me drew a dick on my face, I wouldn't have woken up. Friday, October 28, 2011 9:52:58 AMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew HE didn't have an option. I showed up, drank and was like enjoyyyy the bill. Smell ya later
In reply to @MalJNew's tweet
Thursday, October 27, 2011 10:44:04 PMTwitter Web Client