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RT @DrPeterThraft: Re women. All women are bisexual due to the fact the female design is irresistibly beautiful - Dr Peter Thraft Friday, January 06, 2012 1:07:09 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: Secret of success is hire people which are more smartass than you. Friday, January 06, 2012 1:00:46 PMTwitter Web Client
And by dibs, i meant threesome Wednesday, January 04, 2012 5:42:34 PMTwitter Web Client
Dibs on everyone in the marketing office right now Wednesday, January 04, 2012 5:38:18 PMTwitter Web Client
@plasma2002 I heard namecheap was good. I think it's actually cheaper. I was asking around too. I might switch
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Wednesday, January 04, 2012 3:06:51 PMTwitter Web Client
Where the fuck is Raul? I want my football pool money Wednesday, January 04, 2012 12:41:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Should have jumped off the Grand Canyon when I had the chance. I got back and have to clean up everyone's mess. They don't pay me enough! Wednesday, January 04, 2012 11:54:05 AMTwitter Web Client
Ok I'm either tripping really hard or everything on the internet isn't working right. I'm going to bed. Wednesday, January 04, 2012 3:37:14 AMTwitter Web Client
Fucking Facebook isn't working right. I can't get pictures of me tagged to show up right. Assholes Wednesday, January 04, 2012 2:53:40 AMTwitter Web Client
No ma, I'm going to a fucking desert. I don't need an umbrella or poncho. hhhh Wednesday, December 28, 2011 5:40:41 AMTwitter Web Client
Welp, this is going to sum up the trip: http://t.co/TVaDQlQ Tuesday, December 27, 2011 10:45:04 PMTwitter Web Client
My ass hurts from sitting on my wallet because it's too full #firstworldproblems Tuesday, December 27, 2011 6:28:31 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu I'm seriously looking into namecheap. I think it will actually be less expensive for a private reg. GoDaddy really screwed themselves
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Tuesday, December 27, 2011 3:32:49 AMTwitter Web Client
Old news, but: Despite the fact that the Giants are more legit, the Jets lost because Sanchez was too busy banging Kate Upton. It's karma. Monday, December 26, 2011 3:33:16 AMTwitter Web Client
Fucking moron IT consultant that my company uses got his email hacked and is now spamming us with virus email. Guy doesn't know jack. Fired! Monday, December 26, 2011 2:08:46 AMTwitter Web Client
Powershell for the win, biddies. Now I go to bed and dream that this reindeer comes to visit tonight: http://t.co/fkZEukn Sunday, December 25, 2011 3:54:50 AMTwitter Web Client
Took 40 mins to get this to work: Get-Childitem -recurse | where-object {!($_.psiscontainer)} | ForEach-Object {$_.Attributes = 'Archive'} Sunday, December 25, 2011 3:49:36 AMTwitter Web Client
Two hours and I'm out this bitch for a week. Friday, December 23, 2011 5:00:04 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck off to whoever ordered Chinese in this office. Now give me some Friday, December 23, 2011 2:30:51 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu GoDaddy is pro SOPA, has a cluttered UI and spam phone calls my google voice line. They're done. What's a good registrar, abusers Thursday, December 22, 2011 9:25:35 PMTwitter Web Client
When Daniel is disappointed in you, it's the scariest thing ever. Thursday, December 22, 2011 11:20:55 AMTwitter Web Client
If SOPA passes, I will become an anarchist and terrorist. Wednesday, December 21, 2011 11:46:11 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @Android: Happy holidays, from everyone on the @Android team: http://t.co/TFWpZ2T2 Wednesday, December 21, 2011 2:56:33 PMTwitter Web Client
Cheers to the person who sent me a call from Santa. I have a feeling it was @Onethirdof3x5 because Santa called me a homeskillet Tuesday, December 20, 2011 3:37:21 PMTwitter Web Client
Read random tweets of mine: http://t.co/yjBPie1 (looks like shit.. I just did the db work and php, not the frontend so stfu) Tuesday, December 20, 2011 3:18:14 AMTwitter Web Client
Odd. Why does the Galaxy Nexus only charge in the horizontal position with a 12v car charger? Sunday, December 18, 2011 4:26:40 PMTwitter Web Client
@BriBTC I've been saying Dolan was an asshole since 2002. It's old news.
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Friday, December 16, 2011 3:48:24 PMTwitter Web Client
@scoopANDslam Yeah... Like. I talked about it so much before the release I figured I'd shut up and annoy people less now that I have one ;)
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Friday, December 16, 2011 10:59:42 AMTwitter Web Client
@scoopANDslam Fail. I'm a little slow this morning
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Friday, December 16, 2011 10:34:48 AMTwitter Web Client
@scoopANDslam Yes, I got the Nexus. I was pretty quiet about it here. Didn't want to cause pain for my followers. I already was OCD before
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Friday, December 16, 2011 10:27:30 AMTwitter Web Client
Oof... Had this Nexus unplugged since 8AM and the battery is at 80%...... Friday, December 16, 2011 9:47:24 AMTwitter Web Client
This 9/11/11 Pearl Jam Concert is fucking boss. Wish I was there. Thanks Android and Google Music for getting me that fo free Friday, December 16, 2011 2:16:03 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @StephenAtHome: My office Christmas party is tonight, which means my office apology party will be tomorrow. Friday, December 16, 2011 1:00:13 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm pretty sure my favorite Christmas gift of all time was Pokemon Blue in 5th grade. Shit was REAL Thursday, December 15, 2011 5:10:43 PMTwitter Web Client
@GadsdenMarc What's the political/Drupal expert's opinions on Ron Paul, sir?
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Thursday, December 15, 2011 5:01:00 PMTwitter Web Client
The Galaxy Nexus has a bigger dick than your phone. Just saying. Thursday, December 15, 2011 4:38:37 PMTwitter Web Client
My mom just asked me if I was going to go to the Apple store to get my Galaxy Nexus tomorrow. Typical. Thursday, December 15, 2011 12:16:59 AMTwitter Web Client
txt from @MalJNew: "you're going to have sex with the phone, I just know it" hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Wednesday, December 14, 2011 7:00:57 PMTwitter Web Client
It's the second coming of Christ! I finally get my Galaxy Nexus tomorrow. Fuckin A that was a painful wait. Wednesday, December 14, 2011 6:35:12 PMTwitter Web Client
THIS IS SOOO ALEXEY: RT @DEVOPS_BORAT You can able tell senior devops by they are go batshit crazy at least of once per day. Wednesday, December 14, 2011 6:07:57 PMTwitter Web Client
BAHAHAHAHAHA: http://t.co/3CJvHrJ Wednesday, December 14, 2011 1:08:26 AMTwitter Web Client
nom: http://t.co/BfH3CO2 Tuesday, December 13, 2011 9:04:46 PMTwitter Web Client
@scoopANDslam Those stupid ass bronx stops where like 2 doors open piss me off. It's NYC. You don't need Metro North. Take a subway instead
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Tuesday, December 13, 2011 5:59:58 PMTwitter Web Client
We all know that █████ investigate ██ ███████ ████,government █████ █████ are ██████████ for █████ ████ the ██████ and everything is fine... Tuesday, December 13, 2011 3:53:47 PMTwitter Web Client
Mother. Fucker. When did CopSSH go from being free to fucking paid... How am I supposed to tunnel now - I lost the installer. Tuesday, December 13, 2011 1:18:41 AMTwitter Web Client
This lousy bitch still calls me and breaks my balls on her day off for things that she should have handled last Friday.... What a b Monday, December 12, 2011 1:47:38 PMTwitter Web Client
@L8to89 You get the point, Mr. Technical
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Monday, December 12, 2011 1:20:31 PMTwitter Web Client
It's 11:30. I can use a beer. If it's there, why not. Monday, December 12, 2011 11:29:07 AMTwitter Web Client
I love the fact that there's still a half full keg of Sam Adams in our office. We'll be utilizing that at 5PM Monday, December 12, 2011 11:26:16 AMTwitter Web Client
I can't get more than 2 minutes to myself here without someone coming up to me bc they need something. Like. I can't get shit done. Go away. Monday, December 12, 2011 10:26:26 AMTwitter Web Client
That was fucking brilliant!!! Ho.Ly.Shit. Sunday, December 11, 2011 11:54:32 PMTwitter Web Client
This is the geekiest thing ever and I love it. Why didn't we have this when I was in school? http://t.co/znDWvf4 Sunday, December 11, 2011 4:32:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Just hacked into this database for you. What's in it for me? Friday, December 09, 2011 3:41:36 PMTwitter Web Client
@Novellabella Stop retweeting morons who don't know the difference between who's and whose
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Thursday, December 08, 2011 11:54:06 PMTwitter Web Client
I WIN. Never try to challenge me. Thursday, December 08, 2011 12:02:42 PMTwitter Web Client
Steve Jobs-ing so badly right now. I'm at war with the dev team and I WILL get my way. Thursday, December 08, 2011 11:47:16 AMTwitter Web Client
PUPPIES! http://t.co/3TzQNbn Thursday, December 08, 2011 12:41:38 AMTwitter Web Client
Does it ever stop FUCKING raining over in this bitch? Wednesday, December 07, 2011 9:19:46 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu I need to go on a trip later this month and my phone is too shitty for it Wednesday, December 07, 2011 8:39:13 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu It wouldn't be bad if I wasnt using a dumbphone. I'm legit buying a used smartphone right now. the nexus isn't coming out in 2011
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Wednesday, December 07, 2011 8:38:46 PMTwitter Web Client
you've gotta be fucking kidding me Wednesday, December 07, 2011 8:10:02 PMTwitter Web Client
fuck these motherfuckers: http://news.cnet.com/8301-1035_3-57338812-94/verizon-delays-the-launch-of-the-galaxy-nexus/ Wednesday, December 07, 2011 8:06:43 PMTwitter Web Client
@TMobile I don't care about #FindTheElf. I'd rather find the TMobile Girl
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Wednesday, December 07, 2011 11:50:57 AMTwitter Web Client
I do magical things for this company Wednesday, December 07, 2011 11:46:05 AMTwitter Web Client
Why does the server load spike ridiculously when I publish a WP post on one of my cloud servers? Grr. I'll have to rebuild it. Misconfig... Wednesday, December 07, 2011 10:07:54 AMTwitter Web Client
@majlnew: "MY PUPPYTIME APP DOESN'T WORK!!!!" #firstworldproblems. Tell Siri to fix it. Tuesday, December 06, 2011 6:42:24 PMTwitter Web Client
POPCORN! Smells like the dorms freshman year Tuesday, December 06, 2011 5:03:07 PMTwitter Web Client
And after like 3.5 hours, I finally got it! Tuesday, December 06, 2011 3:52:32 AMTwitter Web Client
Well that sucked. I wanted to surprise everyone tomorrow with magical new features, but Joomla was too busy sucking dick instead Tuesday, December 06, 2011 3:13:54 AMTwitter Web Client
Welp, Joomla looks like it's just about as awful as Drupal Tuesday, December 06, 2011 2:05:55 AMTwitter Web Client
Well that was scary as fuck. I pretty much broke 5 company websites because I fucked with one .htaccess file and had no clue. Reverted! Tuesday, December 06, 2011 1:26:48 AMTwitter Web Client
I've been using bash for so long that I am so lost in a Windows command line. I keep typing ls and it took me like 3 mins to remember dir Tuesday, December 06, 2011 12:02:23 AMTwitter Web Client
Welp, that was a waste of time Monday, December 05, 2011 4:13:31 PMTwitter Web Client
Heading over to the Samsung Experience NYC to check out a Verizon Galaxy Nexus. Monday, December 05, 2011 2:35:11 PMTwitter Web Client
I NEED THIS IMMEDIATELY: http://t.co/Sp9Ix4H Monday, December 05, 2011 2:05:18 PMTwitter Web Client
It's scary when Alexey throws his mouse. Monday, December 05, 2011 2:01:17 PMTwitter Web Client
I just want to leave work right now and go play with this phone Monday, December 05, 2011 10:57:04 AMTwitter Web Client
@Novellabella Just download it.
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Monday, December 05, 2011 10:53:34 AMTwitter Web Client
Heading over to Samsung Experience NYC at lunch to demo a Verizon Galaxy Nexus that's supposedly on display there. Monday, December 05, 2011 10:53:09 AMTwitter Web Client
The Galaxy Nexus visited the FCC for Approval on AT&T. At this fucking rate, it will never come out on Verizon. Those fuckers. Friday, December 02, 2011 6:17:48 PMTwitter Web Client
Our Android app is a piece of shit Friday, December 02, 2011 4:45:37 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu Websites like that are funny. For ex http://t.co/4rSA0sl I send that out at work when ppl don't give enough details to the tech team
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Thursday, December 01, 2011 10:38:52 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu Doesn't mean anything to me, abusers http://t.co/FbNYbqj
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Thursday, December 01, 2011 5:10:52 PMTwitter Web Client
My twitter apparently makes me sound like a geek and an alcoholic. nice Thursday, December 01, 2011 4:36:52 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @Android: Happy December! Angry Birds Seasons has arrived in Android Market with 25 new levels of pig pummeling holiday fun: http://t ... Thursday, December 01, 2011 4:33:37 PMTwitter Web Client
Have I mentioned I need a smartphone? Thursday, December 01, 2011 11:03:59 AMTwitter Web Client
Someone. Bring. Me. This. Bitch. Ass. Phone: http://t.co/FmaSBHL Thursday, December 01, 2011 1:51:18 AMTwitter Web Client
OOPS... Looks like the blog is down until I get the DNS under control #failedservermigration Thursday, December 01, 2011 12:06:43 AMTwitter Web Client
up arrow wasn't returning history of all commands on my ubuntu server in Putty. Permissions wrong on .bash_history. Fixed. Yay Wednesday, November 30, 2011 10:56:22 PMTwitter Web Client
We need to get hotter Rockettes... Wednesday, November 30, 2011 8:45:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Fucking Biebs ruining the tree lighting.... Wednesday, November 30, 2011 8:39:55 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito Knowing them, I'll still have a dumbphone by the time we head out there. Which sucks bc I won't be able to Foursquare
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Wednesday, November 30, 2011 6:40:57 PMTwitter Web Client
I had a dream that I had my Galaxy Nexus and was in Arizona and all was well. Then I woke up and life sucked because I was using an Env3 Wednesday, November 30, 2011 4:17:44 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: You can able tell junior devops by they are not protect themselve when they are fuck with database. Wednesday, November 30, 2011 1:46:16 PMTwitter Web Client
Pretty sure saving Word and Excel docs to my network drive at work through my VPN is slower than saving to a fuckin floppy disk Wednesday, November 30, 2011 1:23:50 AMTwitter Web Client
Pet peeve: My mom singing Katy Perry songs in whiny falsetto Tuesday, November 29, 2011 10:43:57 PMTwitter Web Client
Nice to know that I procrastinate just as much at work than at college. Stuff due tomorrow @ 3 for the COO. Didn't finish. It'll get done. Tuesday, November 29, 2011 10:17:40 PMTwitter Web Client
2AM and I'm writing systems integration documentation. #superawesome #not Tuesday, November 29, 2011 2:02:57 AMTwitter Web Client
About to watch yesterday's Boardwalk Empire. Heard there's a legit twist. Can't wait! Monday, November 28, 2011 10:28:12 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu No I have not used a Dvorak keyboard layout before! Where would I get that? I used a European keyboard once. Shit was impossible
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Monday, November 28, 2011 10:17:51 PMTwitter Web Client