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Beer and JQuery FancyBox. Sounds legit. Thursday, October 27, 2011 5:38:00 PMTwitter Web Client
I need someone to dress up as Jasmine for Halloween. Then I need to bang said person. #missioncomplete Thursday, October 27, 2011 3:53:59 PMTwitter Web Client
DLK is a badass: "Those guys need to a we're not fucking dumbasses asterisk next to our account" Thursday, October 27, 2011 9:56:36 AMTwitter Web Client
How the fuck did my pants get wet? I didn't just piss myself, did I? Wednesday, October 26, 2011 3:00:12 PMTwitter Web Client
They need to finish this fuckin Popham Road bridge. Fuckin drilling, banging and machines all night, and I'm a half a mile away! Wednesday, October 26, 2011 1:47:33 AMTwitter Web Client
Bitch finally took my advice. I win! When I propose something at work, it will go my way, and it will be good. #futurestevejobs #winning Tuesday, October 25, 2011 10:17:56 PMTwitter Web Client
I swear to God, if this cunt coughs in my face one more fucking time... Tuesday, October 25, 2011 5:00:04 PMTwitter Web Client
After working in nano all day and moving to notepad++, I tried to save a file with Ctrl-O. Got confused when the open dialog came up. #fail Tuesday, October 25, 2011 4:11:31 PMTwitter Web Client
OMG. html5 Duck Hunt!!! http://t.co/HBweLwp Tuesday, October 25, 2011 11:54:46 AMTwitter Web Client
I want to punch Michelle in the face right now, on the grounds that her web design is fucking flawed, confusing and I'm right Tuesday, October 25, 2011 10:10:22 AMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito Funny how I left school and my alcoholism stopped (kind of). Living at home reminds me of the show Sober House with Dr. Drew.
In reply to @Waspito's tweet
Tuesday, October 25, 2011 12:51:12 AMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito Fuck that shit. Have a beer or 6
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Tuesday, October 25, 2011 12:33:25 AMTwitter Web Client
So amazing when I was ripping on one of our new products and didn't realize the VP of Marketing was standing behind me. #winning Monday, October 24, 2011 10:19:32 PMTwitter Web Client
It kills me so hard that I can't tweet what I want anymore and have to keep this toned down. Monday, October 24, 2011 6:07:26 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew ooooooooo. Someone lurves the new guy!
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Monday, October 24, 2011 4:24:50 PMTwitter Web Client
This is going to be a fun commute... Monday, October 24, 2011 8:23:13 AMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu Literally got rained on
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Sunday, October 23, 2011 11:06:59 PMTwitter Web Client
if Verizon doesn't launch the Galaxy Nexus on the 10th, I swear. (I'm in NEED of a phone, folks. Like... I'm using a shitty enV) Saturday, October 22, 2011 6:30:49 PMTwitter Web Client
@scoopANDslam I almost went to White Plains tonight... Almost
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Saturday, October 22, 2011 3:08:42 AMTwitter Web Client
I do NOT see eye to eye with the Director of Visual Design... Obviously JQuery fade is better than an archaic javascript modal. Jesus Christ Friday, October 21, 2011 5:39:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Such a geek @__JLu explode(" ", $accounting); Friday, October 21, 2011 11:11:06 AMTwitter Web Client
@scoopANDslam This is what happens when you work in accounting. Every aspect of accounting fucking sucks. Tech startups for the win. Friday, October 21, 2011 10:34:42 AMTwitter Web Client
@BriBTC Quite possible. I didn't notice
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Thursday, October 20, 2011 11:53:02 PMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 dimetapp was better before they removed the ingredient linked to causing strokes. Probs for the better, but it worked better before
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Thursday, October 20, 2011 11:52:49 PMTwitter Web Client
This is going to annoy me all day long... Thursday, October 20, 2011 12:49:09 PMTwitter Web Client
My fucking SSH server won't connect. I think Verizon is blocking ports. Sheeeeit Thursday, October 20, 2011 12:43:22 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew Nettie is f'in legitimate
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Wednesday, October 19, 2011 6:25:00 PMTwitter Web Client
Winning attitude: stop giving a fuck about everything and then only good things will happen to you. Wednesday, October 19, 2011 5:10:59 PMTwitter Web Client
I would do very shameful things in exchange for activating a Galaxy Nexus on Verizon right now. Wednesday, October 19, 2011 1:03:36 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @Android: And we're live! Go to http://t.co/SxXf2tGG to tune in to our livestream for Android updates. Tuesday, October 18, 2011 10:02:29 PMTwitter Web Client
I'd just like to point out that configuring Ubuntu's iptables to allow passive FTP traffic through fucking blows Tuesday, October 18, 2011 2:07:43 AMTwitter Web Client
Is it necessary for the train going by to lay on the horn for like 1 minute straight at this hour? Fucking MTA Tuesday, October 18, 2011 1:43:40 AMTwitter Web Client
the sun decided to align itself with the fuckin crack in the shade right where my eyes are Monday, October 17, 2011 5:26:43 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @wastpito @portfolioso was [in a Twitter class] wearing a bald cap shooting a classmate with his banana gun. #intoxicateddreams Saturday, October 15, 2011 4:43:08 PMTwitter Web Client
Yes, nothing like the COO coming to my desk with Facebook on one monitor, Twitter on another and an empty beer bottle. #winning Friday, October 14, 2011 5:33:14 PMTwitter Web Client
AHAHAHAHAHA Friday, October 14, 2011 5:17:08 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @Android: Something delicious is coming: http://t.co/kIK5Ih2E Friday, October 14, 2011 2:56:22 PMTwitter Web Client
Welp, looks like the rainstorm killed my phone... Don't bother texting. Now I really need that Galaxy Nexus Friday, October 14, 2011 9:55:14 AMTwitter Web Client
@Novellabella sounds like an awesome time. Enjoy. I will be out drinking instead
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Thursday, October 13, 2011 6:15:09 PMTwitter Web Client
I need a Galaxy Nexus. Immediately... Thursday, October 13, 2011 2:53:49 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu Hilton can suck it right now. I'm working with jokers on the other side of the world right now and I want to sleep
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Thursday, October 13, 2011 1:36:37 AMTwitter Web Client
And this is another fucking piece of shit phone that has to go, you frozen fuck. Thursday, October 13, 2011 1:26:28 AMTwitter Web Client
They don't pay me enough for this fucking shit. I expect to get free Hilton rooms whenever the fuck I want for my efforts. Thursday, October 13, 2011 1:25:36 AMTwitter Web Client
Dear Verizon. Stop capping fuckin YouTube traffic assholes. I have 25MBPS symmetrical internet and my YouTube videos load like f'in dialup Wednesday, October 12, 2011 9:26:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuckin A, Alexey. Can you fix the damn customer flow and mobile flow on stable. JEEZ Wednesday, October 12, 2011 5:46:49 PMTwitter Web Client
Ah that was short. Wednesday, October 12, 2011 5:12:12 PMTwitter Web Client
HAHA Blackberry fucking sucks. Get an iPhone or Android RT @__JLu talk about a #RIM job... Wednesday, October 12, 2011 2:33:00 PMTwitter Web Client
I'd forgotten how amazing The Foo's last album was Wednesday, October 12, 2011 2:31:52 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @VtotheFlo Internet dead on all Berries #blackberryfail. Android users laugh in our faces. yes, I mean you, @portfolioso Wednesday, October 12, 2011 10:53:14 AMTwitter Web Client
@mich_amore @Waspito @SonicBlur23 The cool kids use Google+ because it has lets up to 10 people video chat. Free Skype cannot do that.
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Wednesday, October 12, 2011 1:11:38 AMTwitter Web Client
You CANNOT come to my desk, stretch your arms up, lean backwards and put your hair down and expect me to pay attention to your issue. Tuesday, October 11, 2011 5:58:39 PMTwitter Web Client
Stale cookies and an apple for lunch. Gross. Tuesday, October 11, 2011 4:06:24 PMTwitter Web Client
Niraj: "Why is this all slow and shit" Tuesday, October 11, 2011 2:15:23 AMTwitter Web Client
It's fucking bullshit that I need to be running my air conditioner on OCTOBER 10th. It should be cold outside. Tuesday, October 11, 2011 12:13:35 AMTwitter Web Client
Today I am going to eat like a pig, watch tv, play sports and enjoy life... Because I can. Saturday, October 08, 2011 12:53:34 AMTwitter Web Client
You've gotta be fucking kidding me. I need a new phone stat, and the Galaxy Nexus was delayed because Jobs kicked it? fuuuuuuck that side. Friday, October 07, 2011 1:24:22 PMTwitter Web Client
I feel so fat right now. Friday, October 07, 2011 12:56:18 PMTwitter Web Client
Alexey and his Russian accent just asked me if I had candies and I understood "do you have any Guinness" Alexey! It's like 10AM! Friday, October 07, 2011 11:24:59 AMTwitter Web Client
The front end developer from Portland, Oregon finally brought West Coast coffee and brewed it. NOM. The office coffee is finally legitimate. Friday, October 07, 2011 10:30:33 AMTwitter Web Client
And the Twitter machine is back up. Wonder what happened. Haven't see a fail whale in years. Friday, October 07, 2011 1:05:26 AMTwitter Web Client
I could file more bugs. Eh fuck it, lets just go to the bar Thursday, October 06, 2011 6:07:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Sheeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiit Thursday, October 06, 2011 4:47:51 PMTwitter Web Client
I file more bugs after a few beers than without beer. This is productive. Thursday, October 06, 2011 3:50:55 PMTwitter Web Client
I think I just wet myself: http://gizmodo.com/5847288/galaxy-nexus-the-first-ice-cream-sandwich-android-phone-has-a-killer-720p-screen Thursday, October 06, 2011 1:58:43 PMTwitter Web Client
Mother fucking Firefox Sync. Thanks for overwriting my bookmarks with old shit you bastards. Thursday, October 06, 2011 9:45:09 AMTwitter Web Client
@tomwcleary TC, what are you doing the night shift now?
In reply to @tomwcleary's tweet
Thursday, October 06, 2011 12:15:56 AMTwitter Web Client
@Novellabella CDs? What is this, 1998?
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Wednesday, October 05, 2011 6:24:23 PMTwitter Web Client
@Waspito accounting fucking blows. I feel bad for you bro
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Wednesday, October 05, 2011 6:20:35 PMTwitter Web Client
@nyJULZmd oil, real garlic and a pinch of adobo
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Wednesday, October 05, 2011 2:22:16 PMTwitter Web Client
fucking parentheses... So dumb Wednesday, October 05, 2011 1:58:30 PMTwitter Web Client
why the FUCK won't my script work? Wednesday, October 05, 2011 1:47:45 PMTwitter Web Client
AHAHA. MY VP over here thinks the Brewers are going to beat the Phillies Wednesday, October 05, 2011 11:24:40 AMTwitter Web Client
@nyJULZmd Ain't that a bitch
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Wednesday, October 05, 2011 10:59:31 AMTwitter Web Client
Great, I look like mother fuckin Rudolph right now. Tuesday, October 04, 2011 6:17:41 PMTwitter Web Client
Pretty sure I reactivated every single bug sent my way because they're all broken still. Christ. How are we supposed to release like this? Tuesday, October 04, 2011 2:02:13 PMTwitter Web Client
Dear every single tech blog on my news reader, Shut the fuck up about the iPhone 5. I don't give a shit and will be getting a Nexus Prime Tuesday, October 04, 2011 12:39:28 PMTwitter Web Client
D'oh! It needed to be %%a Tuesday, October 04, 2011 10:09:38 AMTwitter Web Client
Can anyone tell me why this works in the cmd line but not in a batch file? for /f "delims=" %a in ('find /V "" myfile.txt') do @set myvar=%a Tuesday, October 04, 2011 10:03:11 AMTwitter Web Client
It's always a good sign when the builds they give us pass my Selenium scripts instead of failing like 15 times along the way. Monday, October 03, 2011 6:38:20 PMTwitter Web Client
Not in the mood... Monday, October 03, 2011 9:49:42 AMTwitter Web Client
This is me every fucking day: http://t.co/CMcPVFv Monday, October 03, 2011 12:26:54 AMTwitter Web Client
Sometimes I look at things and I'm like... Enough of this shit. Sunday, October 02, 2011 7:38:20 PMTwitter Web Client
Puked in my mouth a little... Sunday, October 02, 2011 7:26:35 PMTwitter Web Client
Please explain to me how the new site worked 100% in my environment and then when I rolled it out, it's completely fucked in the head... Saturday, October 01, 2011 1:48:08 PMTwitter Web Client
@Novellabella I remember my first crush
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Friday, September 30, 2011 4:59:24 PMTwitter Web Client
Someone bring that puppy back to the office Friday, September 30, 2011 4:26:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Sales girl: Y U put on more clothes? Friday, September 30, 2011 3:57:14 PMTwitter Web Client
I'd pounce on that Friday, September 30, 2011 3:30:57 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @MalJNew Look at this angel in my office! http://t.co/8KVkqhG Friday, September 30, 2011 12:03:04 PMTwitter Web Client
There's a beagle in our office and she's the cutest. I'm going to steal her. We should get a company dog Friday, September 30, 2011 11:38:28 AMTwitter Web Client
MTA finally got those useless ass countdown clocks working on the 4-5-6 line in Grand Central. Only took them like 4 years and $200 million Thursday, September 29, 2011 10:59:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Protip: Don't use Proctor in the playoffs Thursday, September 29, 2011 12:10:09 AMTwitter Web Client
I CALLED THE WALKOFF! Thursday, September 29, 2011 12:07:04 AMTwitter Web Client
@nyJULZmd I'm the meanest
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Thursday, September 29, 2011 12:01:39 AMTwitter Web Client
Amateur hour: Never make the first or last out @ 3rd #iremembermyfirstlittleleaguegame Wednesday, September 28, 2011 11:55:17 PMTwitter Web Client
Golson runs like he has shit in his pants Wednesday, September 28, 2011 11:53:12 PMTwitter Web Client
scottproctorsarm.com Wednesday, September 28, 2011 11:44:02 PMTwitter Web Client
Michael Kay is seriously wondering how much Proctor can pitch? Fuckin like 12 innings straight, duh. Torre broke his arm in. Wednesday, September 28, 2011 11:36:57 PMTwitter Web Client
Joe Girardi is fucking dumbtarded if he uses Dave Robertson in this game. Who cares if we lose Wednesday, September 28, 2011 11:02:17 PMTwitter Web Client
So that netbook my coworker destroyed... The keys are sticky now. So I poured water into it. That will clean them, right? Wednesday, September 28, 2011 5:27:39 PMTwitter Web Client