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I don't have time to interview this motherfucker Tuesday, February 21, 2012 2:27:52 PMTwitter Web Client
So THAT'S how you add aliases to a Xampp Apache Server: It was easy on Linux but I couldn't figure it out on Windows: http://t.co/CQLB1bc Tuesday, February 21, 2012 12:41:17 PMTwitter Web Client
godaddy fuckin sucks balls. You need a PhD to switch from nameservers to managing your own zone file Tuesday, February 21, 2012 1:43:47 AMTwitter Web Client
Bluetooth is a fucking pain in the ass! Monday, February 20, 2012 7:48:32 PMTwitter Web Client
Marketing department is loading up the fridge with cold brews. I like this place Friday, February 17, 2012 3:56:04 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm doing two favors for wagner tomorrow. What's in it for me? #showmeyourtits #thisdoesntviolatethehandbookbecauseididntsignityet Thursday, February 16, 2012 10:44:40 PMTwitter Web Client
@ky9 I didn't do it Thursday, February 16, 2012 10:42:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Hughlon God damnit!!! Why don't the internal hostnames resolve over the VPN. #fixthatSHIT Thursday, February 16, 2012 10:41:37 PMTwitter Web Client
Gigantic steel beams just falling off cranes and crashing to the ground from 40 stories outside my building. No big deal. Thursday, February 16, 2012 11:50:58 AMTwitter Web Client
I mean.. If you want to borrow me after work to visit a client, a threesome will be required as proper compensation. Thursday, February 16, 2012 11:33:03 AMTwitter Web Client
...and that's how the web to customer feature works. now lets bang. Wednesday, February 15, 2012 5:23:43 PMTwitter Web Client
@mich_amore What's this I hear about a hot date? (CC: @Waspito @SonicBlur23)
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Wednesday, February 15, 2012 2:29:06 PMTwitter Web Client
tits Wednesday, February 15, 2012 12:01:10 PMTwitter Web Client
That sly motherfucker. GET. IT. BUDDY. And that just happened. bada bada bada Wednesday, February 15, 2012 12:47:18 AMTwitter Web Client
Google: Start jumping rope with bitches and they'll fall for you instantly Tuesday, February 14, 2012 12:19:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Finally blocked that stupid bitch who kept Twitter spamming my feed with Sentsy shit. Who gives a fuck. Not I Tuesday, February 14, 2012 12:07:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Another test, mang Tuesday, February 14, 2012 12:06:01 PMTwitter Web Client
testing, sons Tuesday, February 14, 2012 11:56:05 AMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu Going from an OG Droid to a G Nexus is legit because it's all stock OS and none of that skinned BS. Phone has a few quirks, but w/e Tuesday, February 14, 2012 9:54:36 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @MalJNew Happy Valentines Day sexy bitches! Let's get naked! Tuesday, February 14, 2012 9:40:12 AMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu DUDE... Windows XP is like.. an antique. It's borderline useless in 2012. Upgrade, mang
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Tuesday, February 14, 2012 9:39:58 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm convinced this VP is on crack. Also, she can go fuck herself for ignoring me and not learning my wisdom. Because I know more than her Tuesday, February 14, 2012 8:57:51 AMTwitter Web Client
Holy shit. We got so much snow I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do. NYC crippled for weeks! This shit's not going to melt until June. Saturday, February 11, 2012 2:09:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Temple Run for Android is delayed... Figures. It SUCKS developing for Android... Saturday, February 11, 2012 2:08:33 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck. Just realized I only checked into 5 of the 9 bars we went at last week's barhop... Must not have been that with it... Saturday, February 11, 2012 12:13:34 AMTwitter Web Client
Friday Night. Because I'm an old man and exhausted from the week, I'm doing absolutely nothing tonight. Friday, February 10, 2012 5:30:23 PMTwitter Web Client
It'll be 5 points a day if he doesn't get that shit to me in 2 hours. Friday, February 10, 2012 10:33:33 AMTwitter Web Client
http://t.co/QnDE8oC Friday, February 10, 2012 10:33:05 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm sending my guy to collect my money... Friday, February 10, 2012 10:30:38 AMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu @GadsdenMarc @michellemm22 FML. We're looking into switching our corporate website to Drupal and the COO asked me if I worked with it Friday, February 10, 2012 8:59:05 AMTwitter Web Client
Spent my evening cleaning malicious code our of a WordPress install on Ubuntu. YES, LINUX. Christ! Friday, February 10, 2012 1:35:44 AMTwitter Web Client
Rockin out at my desk with my LED lights strobing away. Really productive way to get QA done Thursday, February 09, 2012 12:37:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Fucking A, Google... Why would you ever remove the + icon on the new tab button in Chrome 17 Thursday, February 09, 2012 10:22:43 AMTwitter Web Client
This isn't real snow. It's bullshit. Needs to be like a foot to be legitimate Wednesday, February 08, 2012 4:36:43 PMTwitter Web Client
THANK CHRIST. IT WORKS! http://t.co/n7Y27qe Wednesday, February 08, 2012 2:07:24 PMTwitter Web Client
Jesus Fucking Christ: http://t.co/KNzSr51 We're fucked. Tuesday, February 07, 2012 2:03:51 PMTwitter Web Client
My boss is the most legitimate. We work a block away from the parade and he's a Jets fan, and he's requiring us to go! Tuesday, February 07, 2012 9:37:13 AMTwitter Web Client
Chief Operating Officer told me to stop going on hardcore rants. HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Tuesday, February 07, 2012 12:06:57 AMTwitter Web Client
That was by far the shittiest fucking commute ever, and if it's like this every day, I'm going to fucking kill myself. Thx for moving, guys. Monday, February 06, 2012 7:56:32 PMTwitter Web Client
I think my favorite commercial was the Greek yogurt one. I'd use some Pavlov conditioning to tame that psycho bitch. At least she was hot Sunday, February 05, 2012 10:58:55 PMTwitter Web Client
Still can't get over the fact that there's a pic of me wearing an alligator around my neck and slow dancing w/ Dan. It's Photoshopped I say! Sunday, February 05, 2012 11:53:48 AMTwitter Web Client
I have a feeling this pub crawl isn't going to end well, you guys Friday, February 03, 2012 10:17:18 AMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew YOU are a little girl crushing hard. hhhhhhh
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Thursday, February 02, 2012 9:31:28 PMTwitter Web Client
@nyJULZmd Very unlike you
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Thursday, February 02, 2012 12:04:39 AMTwitter Web Client
If I have to look at this fucking Dalvik debugger for 5 more minutes, I'm going to freak. Bluetooth + Android = sucks Tuesday, January 31, 2012 2:36:54 AMTwitter Web Client
The remainder of my evening includes: Mob Wives, filing Android app bugs for my Ukranians to fix and planning our office moving out bar hop! Monday, January 30, 2012 11:06:57 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @Frankalankster: I'll get my shit together when our government does. Monday, January 30, 2012 10:58:54 PMTwitter Web Client
Such a fucking idiot. Just spent like 20 minutes debugging a script that wasn't copying a file only to realize the path was incorrect. FAIL Monday, January 30, 2012 2:10:40 AMTwitter Web Client
Dougtrio: http://t.co/5AtsGeA Monday, January 30, 2012 12:35:13 AMTwitter Web Client
It's scary when the COO sends an email to the tech team with a subject of: "anything you guys want to tell me?" and blank body... JEEZ Friday, January 27, 2012 4:19:01 PMTwitter Web Client
What's this bullshit that it's 60 degrees and raining in NY in the middle of January. Fuck that noise. I want cold & snow. This winter sux Friday, January 27, 2012 1:46:50 PMTwitter Web Client
Do you really have to stand aimlessly at my desk and stare out into space? Go the fuck away if you're not being useful. Friday, January 27, 2012 11:40:16 AMTwitter Web Client
LOLZ. Santorum: The US spreads cancer in Cuba Thursday, January 26, 2012 9:33:06 PMTwitter Web Client
its funny how much more beer yo can drink quickly when your day is shitty vs when its good... Thursday, January 26, 2012 5:18:09 PMTwitter Web Client
QA is so much easier with lots of beers. hhhh Thursday, January 26, 2012 5:17:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Our new VP of Business Development is awesome. Really educated, professional and fun guy Thursday, January 26, 2012 3:02:39 PMTwitter Web Client
I need to teach my boy Anton in the Ukraine how to make a proper Android app. Guy coded a complete disaster... HHHH Thursday, January 26, 2012 12:06:47 PMTwitter Web Client
Day 1 of the new IT guy hire and we're tight already. Damn straight... Ya can't put me on the list or I'll cause hell... Best be my friend. Wednesday, January 25, 2012 2:07:53 PMTwitter Web Client
@mich_amore so sassy ;)
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Wednesday, January 25, 2012 1:04:41 AMTwitter Web Client
@mich_amore Finally caved to Google+?
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Wednesday, January 25, 2012 12:58:09 AMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew Mob Wives!!! Yeah Karen's a b and a half... She's awful
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Tuesday, January 24, 2012 10:12:08 PMTwitter Web Client
Pinterest seems slow. Growing pains.. Not enough Mongo and Redis. Get it together, bitches Tuesday, January 24, 2012 9:51:20 PMTwitter Web Client
Forget watching the State of the Union... Summary: "I didn't do jack shit" Tuesday, January 24, 2012 9:07:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Finally time for bed! Tuesday, January 24, 2012 7:43:19 AMTwitter Web Client
@RockNationRadio @GadsdenMarc Maresc, you're out of your mind. Corpses sound better that that joke of a performance
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Tuesday, January 24, 2012 7:43:15 AMTwitter Web Client
I could got for a steak right about now Tuesday, January 24, 2012 2:43:05 AMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu Yeah I tested the mouse with a click counter and every once in a while, it registered two clicks when I pressed it once.
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Monday, January 23, 2012 9:29:58 PMTwitter Web Client
@VtotheFlo You worry too much. That's not awk. It's awesome. I would have pretended to be the blind date just to fuck with him.
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Monday, January 23, 2012 8:29:56 PMTwitter Web Client
Pretty sure that even though I worked from home today, I was still such a dick to Michelle and she probably wants to kill me Monday, January 23, 2012 6:30:06 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu When your name's Kim Dotcom, you're automatically a baller. Either way, he's a braggard joke / the net is doomed. Good point, abusers
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Monday, January 23, 2012 1:38:58 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm all for the Giants, but this is the stupidest fucking Foursquare checkin ever. If you checked in, you're a moron: https://t.co/hUcITry Monday, January 23, 2012 3:43:46 AMTwitter Web Client
"They tried to get an official statement regarding Paterno's death from Sandusky, but he was in the shower" Sunday, January 22, 2012 1:19:47 PMTwitter Web Client
Yay! Snow! Saturday, January 21, 2012 12:45:47 PMTwitter Web Client
@scoopANDslam @kerbear88 Nah, good point. They only support native retweet.. And I can't copy tweets which is annoying. Otherwise, its legit
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Friday, January 20, 2012 11:41:55 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: Nothing is give false sense of security like great success of load test in stage. Friday, January 20, 2012 11:41:09 AMTwitter Web Client
@kerbear88 The official one works just fine. They improved it 100% since it first came out. I know @scoopANDslam hates it.
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Friday, January 20, 2012 11:35:19 AMTwitter Web Client
FUCK YEAH: http://t.co/og6BopS Thursday, January 19, 2012 9:21:36 PMTwitter Web Client
Ok sirens, we get it. Shut up... Thursday, January 19, 2012 10:40:51 AMTwitter Web Client
Would be nice if I didn't rip my sleeve open and look like I'm homeless this early in the morning Thursday, January 19, 2012 10:24:52 AMTwitter Web Client
Heading to the Emergency NY Tech Meetup against SOPA and PIPA. Join us: http://t.co/4UpIsIy #nytmSOS Wednesday, January 18, 2012 12:37:45 PMTwitter Web Client
@michellemm22 You mean people from upstate?
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Wednesday, January 18, 2012 11:18:15 AMTwitter Web Client
Tell Congress: Don't censor the web! http://t.co/wW1Vzur Wednesday, January 18, 2012 11:05:02 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @__JLu: i wanna change all the QR codes on the heinz ketchup bottles at the bar to redirect to meatspin Wednesday, January 18, 2012 12:39:34 AMTwitter Web Client
New Blog Post: There is no new blog post (site offline in protest of SOPA and PIPA) http://t.co/nuuB7nG Wednesday, January 18, 2012 12:26:20 AMTwitter Web Client
Do I write our mobile version release notes, or go to bed? I'll decide in 20! Tuesday, January 17, 2012 12:06:38 AMTwitter Web Client
BANG BANG BANG. #stopcominguptomydeskifyourethathotifyouwantmetoactuallybeproductive Monday, January 16, 2012 4:58:39 PMTwitter Web Client
Thank you MLK Jr. for delaying payday. Asshole. Monday, January 16, 2012 10:11:21 AMTwitter Web Client
Geminis trending on Twitter. Holler Sunday, January 15, 2012 4:00:45 AMTwitter Web Client
55 yr old dude absolutely killing it on the train tonight. Guy was hysterical. If my phone wasn't dead, I'd have gem youtube footage Saturday, January 14, 2012 2:51:25 AMTwitter Web Client
I'll be at the Emergency NY Tech Meetup on January 18 to stop SOPA and PIPA. Join us: http://t.co/4UpIsIy #nytmSOS Friday, January 13, 2012 6:30:33 PMTwitter Web Client
Alexey just made the most baller coffee. Friday, January 13, 2012 5:39:56 PMTwitter Web Client
Jesus Christ. Everyone is orange in this office this morning Friday, January 13, 2012 9:39:01 AMTwitter Web Client
Fuck man. There's not enough TIME in the day... Thursday, January 12, 2012 10:29:11 PMTwitter Web Client
Jesus Christ, Reddit. TMI. Didn't need to know that: http://t.co/5MJ5Y0h Thursday, January 12, 2012 8:54:22 PMTwitter Web Client
B.I.G! P.O, P.P.A! Thursday, January 12, 2012 5:10:04 PMTwitter Web Client
The waves! I don't get them Thursday, January 12, 2012 10:42:25 AMTwitter Web Client
Evolution of the Verizon FiOS Set Top Box and how Verizon plans to become more sustainable: http://t.co/MvIrGS1! Wednesday, January 11, 2012 9:01:38 PMTwitter Web Client
@BriBTC If you want to head a little east, @wateringholenyc has decent food. Dukes is also right across the street. IDK around broadway
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Wednesday, January 11, 2012 4:11:33 PMTwitter Web Client
To whomever is making hot pockets in this office: Fuck you and bring me one because now I'm hungry Wednesday, January 11, 2012 3:44:39 PMTwitter Web Client
Probably not a good idea that I bet on football with our Chief Administrative officer and General Council... Saturday, January 07, 2012 1:54:08 AMTwitter Web Client