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There are three ways of doing things around here: the right way, the wrong way, and the way I do it. Sunday, April 29, 2012 5:59:11 PMTwitter Web Client
You shit-kicking, stinky horse-manure smelling motherfucker you! Go back there and apologize now! Sunday, April 29, 2012 5:54:13 PMTwitter Web Client
"Just anudda fat fuck walkin' out of a casino with a suitcase" Sunday, April 29, 2012 5:08:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Chart of my tweet ridiculousness in relation to blood alcohol content: http://t.co/TWBECgu Sunday, April 29, 2012 3:44:51 AMTwitter Web Client
Clam Jam was this weekend? Just realized this now. I feel old. Sunday, April 29, 2012 2:28:18 AMTwitter Web Client
Domain renewal time. Godaddy sucks. Cluttered, tries to upsell you 87 times Should have transferred to namecheap during the SOPA protests. Sunday, April 29, 2012 2:23:42 AMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu Google's going to shit
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Saturday, April 28, 2012 3:04:02 AMTwitter Web Client
The FUCK did google do to their search results. Look like shit. Awful UI designers there Saturday, April 28, 2012 2:30:11 AMTwitter Web Client
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE KEG IS KICKED. FUCK Friday, April 27, 2012 5:14:16 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck all you hos. When there's a will, there's a way. Got that shit built and shipped off to India for testing. Friday, April 27, 2012 2:52:29 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm going to war with our mother fucking build system. Friday, April 27, 2012 2:44:26 AMTwitter Web Client
Get ready for the great firewall of the United States. No more freedom i up in this bitch http://t.co/j2cql1I Friday, April 27, 2012 1:32:10 AMTwitter Web Client
@Novellabella probably because you complain too much
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Thursday, April 26, 2012 6:23:23 PMTwitter Web Client
about why our shit is slow. well maybe it's because we load like 95 versions of jquery shit Thursday, April 26, 2012 6:22:50 PMTwitter Web Client
This is all bullshit. I just want to go to the mother fuckin bar but I have to go to a meetup in the middle of nowhere, manhattan Thursday, April 26, 2012 6:22:35 PMTwitter Web Client
OK I admit it. Android is a complete piece of shit unless you have a stock OS Thursday, April 26, 2012 2:32:32 PMTwitter Web Client
Motherfuckers need to drop dead... not on the subway. Drop dead somewhere the fuck else so you don't delay thousands of people. Thursday, April 26, 2012 9:32:20 AMTwitter Web Client
No, I don't want your happy balloon. But if I did take it, could we bang? Wednesday, April 25, 2012 4:56:05 PMTwitter Web Client
Anyone else ever wear boxers that don't have a button and you're like hanging out all over the place? TMI? Wednesday, April 25, 2012 4:37:14 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @RepRonPaul: Oppose CISPA! http://t.co/u2oCXvyr Wednesday, April 25, 2012 4:34:13 PMTwitter Web Client
Vietnamese food gave me some gas. Not cool I'm having a one on one security meeting with the VP of Engineering for over an hour... Tuesday, April 24, 2012 4:12:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Today's Google doodle blew my mind Tuesday, April 24, 2012 2:10:29 AMTwitter Web Client
WAT Monday, April 23, 2012 9:44:48 PMTwitter Web Client
Don't tell me that shit wasn't kicked in Monday, April 23, 2012 9:41:27 PMTwitter Web Client
CAUGHT LOOKING so badly right now. HHHH Monday, April 23, 2012 4:51:37 PMTwitter Web Client
I don't think you understand how amazing Mike McCready is on guitar: http://t.co/FIjpL1o Sunday, April 22, 2012 12:57:22 PMTwitter Web Client
Welp. Just took a piss in the women's room because there are no chicks here and the guy's room is too far. Cleaning lady called me out. HHHH Friday, April 20, 2012 9:10:18 PMTwitter Web Client
Natalia: "Remember. I don't represent Russia. I represent drunk people... Because all the Russians are drunk." Friday, April 20, 2012 6:49:47 PMTwitter Web Client
Lennon on Holograms: "If you ever have Justin Bieber do this thing with the Beatles, I'd fuckin kill myself" Friday, April 20, 2012 6:33:01 PMTwitter Web Client
OK it's like noon. Why didn't the keg arrive yet? Friday, April 20, 2012 12:37:44 PMTwitter Web Client
This backlit Alenware keyboard I have at work gets me mad street cred. So unnecessary. So awesome. Biddies be obsessin over it. Friday, April 20, 2012 12:35:38 PMTwitter Web Client
It just took me like 20 minutes to get my WiFi working on my old server. The F Thursday, April 19, 2012 2:45:28 AMTwitter Web Client
Yup.. Just searched our error log for "nudes" (to look for a spambot attack, you sick fucks) Wednesday, April 18, 2012 5:42:34 PMTwitter Web Client
Heading over to Facebook later to listen to @patmeenan talk about web performance measurement Wednesday, April 18, 2012 3:09:07 PMTwitter Web Client
Just want to listen to dope jams right now. Just sick tunes. Tuesday, April 17, 2012 1:34:12 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu @GadsdenMarc We're dropping Joomla and WordPress for our sites for Drupal. New guy, new broom sweeps clean. SHIT. Monday, April 16, 2012 9:21:26 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm convinced to make this Joomla shit work for this asshole. Whoever decided to go with cloud sites over a cloud server was a jokeface Monday, April 16, 2012 7:43:39 PMTwitter Web Client
Pretty sure I can launch the space shuttle with this coffee they brewed this morning. Monday, April 16, 2012 10:21:34 AMTwitter Web Client
Phil Hughes. You suck ass Saturday, April 14, 2012 2:26:33 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu Yeah we have another error logging server and bc it was getting 500+ requests per second, I think I crashed it. Still going. Jeez
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Saturday, April 14, 2012 12:38:24 PMTwitter Web Client
I have a serious question. How the hell long does it take skipfish to run? Saturday, April 14, 2012 10:53:37 AMTwitter Web Client
@Nettiz1 @MalJNew We're not crazy.. We just know. Obvs, you're our fav.
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Friday, April 13, 2012 3:09:25 PMTwitter Web Client
These bitches let me have an Alienware backlit multifunction keyboard. We order Alienware for our devs... And I steal their supplies. BALLIN Friday, April 13, 2012 2:54:41 PMTwitter Web Client
Gonna travel all the way uptown to Taco Bell to get some Loco D'reets in honor of @DadBoner. Need the bold flavors. Friday, April 13, 2012 12:05:27 PMTwitter Web Client
If that hot redhead bartender isn't at Barfly later, I'll be disappoint Friday, April 13, 2012 9:42:03 AMTwitter Web Client
So I refuse to make a real tumblr because it's dumb and I already have a real blog, so I made a joke one for work/tech: http://t.co/MQb0ePa Thursday, April 12, 2012 12:41:40 AMTwitter Web Client
Actual email: "Remember how I said I SQL injected the database and broke the app by accident? Welp, I SQL injected a fix, so it works now." Wednesday, April 11, 2012 1:01:31 AMTwitter Web Client
100% disagree with our VP of Marketing for throwing Android under the bus. He's like... Nah we have to wait for iPhone. Fuck that. tease it Tuesday, April 10, 2012 10:45:24 PMTwitter Web Client
I always get my way. VPs don't like my ideas? F that noise... I just get the COO to tell the VPs what I want. And enjoy #futureCTO Tuesday, April 10, 2012 3:25:49 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm allergic to cloud servers Tuesday, April 10, 2012 1:53:27 PMTwitter Web Client
I just wished Dan a Happy Monday and he told me that it was Tuesday and I was off to a bad start. HHHH Tuesday, April 10, 2012 9:38:44 AMTwitter Web Client
Things that grind my gears: Firefox using up >700MB of RAM and lagging when typing and switching tabs. Piece of shit browser Monday, April 09, 2012 7:12:17 PMTwitter Web Client
I don't know how I feel about Facebook buying Instagram... Probably not good. Monday, April 09, 2012 3:29:40 PMTwitter Web Client
Bring me this Kate Upton Easter bunny ass. http://t.co/vSeE23k Monday, April 09, 2012 1:11:27 AMTwitter Web Client
Welp, if this is the case then 97% of us are almost alcoholics: http://t.co/OWEC3sK Sunday, April 08, 2012 2:54:40 AMTwitter Web Client
Lass is a sluttface http://t.co/Y5WbW7R Saturday, April 07, 2012 11:44:54 AMTwitter Web Client
Ah Jesus fucking Christ, CC Friday, April 06, 2012 3:37:38 PMTwitter Web Client
Seriously Firefox? 1.2 gigs of RAM. You fucking piece of shit browser. You're worse than IE. http://t.co/Za1V3Eo Friday, April 06, 2012 2:45:41 PMTwitter Web Client
Pink slime: "It's pink, therefore it's meat" Friday, April 06, 2012 11:57:50 AMTwitter Web Client
Can't wait to crack a few cold ones and watch the Yankees at 3. In my office. Friday, April 06, 2012 9:55:26 AMTwitter Web Client
Today is an absolute joke. No one's here, there's nothing to do. It's legit Friday, April 06, 2012 9:54:56 AMTwitter Web Client
I'm sorry, but I'm the most interesting person you follow on Twitter. Well maybe not if you follow @DadBoner, but otherwise, I'm the illest. Friday, April 06, 2012 12:44:33 AMTwitter Web Client
kells bells Friday, April 06, 2012 12:33:45 AMTwitter Web Client
OK there's food. They can un- go fuck themselves Thursday, April 05, 2012 12:25:57 PMTwitter Web Client
If they don't feed us at this company meeting all of the executives can go fuck themselves Thursday, April 05, 2012 12:01:01 PMTwitter Web Client
Heading over to Facebook's NYC office on the 18th for a tech talk on web performance measurement. Sweet Thursday, April 05, 2012 11:01:38 AMTwitter Web Client
Oh I'm going to lose it on these motherfuckers right now. Thursday, April 05, 2012 9:38:13 AMTwitter Web Client
Fucking sales people sending Daniel dramatic emails about how our system is busted.He was up my ass all day today anyway. I don't need this Wednesday, April 04, 2012 6:07:54 PMTwitter Web Client
I am devastated to report that our Copy-location is not working. Wednesday, April 04, 2012 6:07:04 PMTwitter Web Client
I wish I was a drummer. I have the sudden urge to bat up drums but I'd sound like a moron Wednesday, April 04, 2012 4:24:03 PMTwitter Web Client
That hot girl in your class who gets A’s on everything and makes you feel like you are the biggest fucking idiot in the world. Wednesday, April 04, 2012 3:10:09 AMTwitter Web Client
Wow... One of our customers just found a good assed bug on our mobile site. Nice! I'm gonna send that shit to my Ukranians to fix overnight Wednesday, April 04, 2012 1:52:22 AMTwitter Web Client
Internet's slower than shit right now. What the fuck, Verizon Wednesday, April 04, 2012 12:17:34 AMTwitter Web Client
RT @DadBoner: The best memories are usually the ones other people have to remember for you the next day, you guys. Sunday, April 01, 2012 3:39:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Anyone wanna go biking with me tomorrow. And by anyone, I mean only her: http://t.co/6lFFh3e Sunday, April 01, 2012 1:45:00 AMTwitter Web Client
Aaaaaaaand broke the seal before leaving the office. Again. But we kicked the keg. This is bullshit if they don't order a new one next wk. Friday, March 30, 2012 6:59:03 PMTwitter Web Client
Niraj (not to me): "You've had worse things in your mouth" Friday, March 30, 2012 6:04:51 PMTwitter Web Client
@Novellabella YEAH BUDDY GET IT.
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Friday, March 30, 2012 6:01:20 PMTwitter Web Client
Happy birthday, birthday people... I have to go write a script. Friday, March 30, 2012 5:04:16 PMTwitter Web Client
get it? Dos batch Friday, March 30, 2012 11:32:34 AMTwitter Web Client
DAS BATCH! Friday, March 30, 2012 11:30:56 AMTwitter Web Client
Heading to Disrupt this year! Friday, March 30, 2012 11:15:04 AMTwitter Web Client
pauly d project: biggies girlfriend is a smokebomb Friday, March 30, 2012 12:52:06 AMTwitter Web Client
@Novellabella use the harney rd bridge instead joker.
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Thursday, March 29, 2012 8:05:13 PMTwitter Web Client
The question is actually "Why is there not always a Christmas tree on the ping pong table" Thursday, March 29, 2012 3:52:48 PMTwitter Web Client
not in the greatest mood, probs because i stopped not giving a fuck. if i could stop giving a fuck, it would be all good, but i do and meh Wednesday, March 28, 2012 9:23:14 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu Nope. That looks sweet. Might use that in our test lab setup at work. We have limited space between a PC and mac on one desk
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Wednesday, March 28, 2012 9:21:45 PMTwitter Web Client
little bit of Alice in Chains Wednesday, March 28, 2012 3:40:46 PMTwitter Web Client
oh wow. yous hot today Wednesday, March 28, 2012 9:14:08 AMTwitter Web Client
Temple Run crashes like a motherfucker on the galaxy nexus. tsk tsk tsk. this le sucks Tuesday, March 27, 2012 7:28:37 PMTwitter Web Client
So pretty much when you die and click "run again" the app closes. No one caught this shit after it was delayed like 3 months? Poor QA Tuesday, March 27, 2012 6:20:59 PMTwitter Web Client
Would be nice if Temple Run didn't force close 64 times on the Galaxy Nexus... They delay it and release it buggy. Sux developing on Android Tuesday, March 27, 2012 6:16:06 PMTwitter Web Client
FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK. ROLL BACK 13874 Tuesday, March 27, 2012 12:34:48 PMTwitter Web Client
das bood... not to be confused with das boot. Monday, March 26, 2012 4:59:17 PMTwitter Web Client
Christina: "Don't fuck with me, Argentina!" Monday, March 26, 2012 10:14:22 AMTwitter Web Client
Hop off the dick, TK. I neither like you nor work for you so stop telling me to do stupid shit. Monday, March 26, 2012 9:08:49 AMTwitter Web Client
My twitter is just straight up offensive / makes people uncomfortable. Sorry about that! Sunday, March 25, 2012 3:21:57 PMTwitter Web Client
Everyone loves me. This pic pretty much = "let's bang" http://t.co/7xBoS7B Saturday, March 24, 2012 1:40:47 AMTwitter Web Client
meg l come at me Friday, March 23, 2012 7:42:37 PMTwitter Web Client
Pretty sure that the weekly keg and shots in this office are breaking my liver Friday, March 23, 2012 7:25:19 PMTwitter Web Client