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| Tweet | Date | Source |
|---|---|---|
| We hope I don't brick this.... | Tuesday, May 29, 2012 1:37:48 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Welp, looks like I'll just have to flash a custom recovery image because this one is f'in blasted | Tuesday, May 29, 2012 1:33:26 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuck Verizon for not updating my shit to 4.0.4. I'm rooting this bitch and doing it manually. It's been too long | Tuesday, May 29, 2012 1:17:33 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Eye;s all messed up. fml | Tuesday, May 29, 2012 12:38:07 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| trololololo: http://t.co/iyVV4SE | Friday, May 25, 2012 5:41:55 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Scroll up with your mouse there, kitten. | Friday, May 25, 2012 4:53:31 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Word gets around at the Booker... I walked in and my boss was like "so tell me how you got cut off" Guy wasn't even there. HHH | Friday, May 25, 2012 9:34:49 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Also, I learned tonight that no motherfucker is real. Everyone is full of shit. So why even bother | Friday, May 25, 2012 1:19:05 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Also, why isn't @MalJNew answering her fuckin phone? stop banging motherfuckers and talk t to me | Friday, May 25, 2012 12:57:58 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| None of you mother fuckers cut me off. Cocksuckers. This is a lesson | Friday, May 25, 2012 12:57:20 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Niraj paid for all that shit fuckers. So I crumbled up dollar bills , threw them in her fuckin face and walked out. Fuckin cunt | Friday, May 25, 2012 12:56:45 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Fuckin whatever... bartender thought I was crazy. She should see me last and or next week. Pieces of shit | Friday, May 25, 2012 12:55:58 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is all a bunch of bullshit. I wasn't even doing anything wrong. Just standing in the corner talking to my coworkers. | Friday, May 25, 2012 12:53:20 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Yep... got thrown outta the bar tonight mother fuckers. | Friday, May 25, 2012 12:52:26 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| jay shut the fuck up, I have code to roll. Stop chit chattin | Thursday, May 24, 2012 5:42:05 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This: http://t.co/QzTXRl7 | Thursday, May 24, 2012 4:29:31 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Pretty sure I'd do very questionable things in exchange for getting rid of this eye twitch. | Thursday, May 24, 2012 9:29:23 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| PS, Winnie the Pooh is a mo'fuggin boss: http://t.co/FnwRSoA | Wednesday, May 23, 2012 11:13:31 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Shameless plug: http://t.co/jFkMFU2. No tax when shipped to NY and usually free shipping. And I get my shit in like a day. | Wednesday, May 23, 2012 11:08:30 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This is bullshit. I placed my order like three days ago and it didn't ship yet. Probably b/c it would get here too quickly if they sent it. | Wednesday, May 23, 2012 11:07:33 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Amazon sucks. Unless you have prime or pay for real shipping, I'm convinced they delay your order on purpose if you select free shipping. | Wednesday, May 23, 2012 11:06:41 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| So like... Whats the equivalent to brunch for lunch/dinner.... Linner? Dunch? | Wednesday, May 23, 2012 4:50:54 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @MalJNew Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh Vinny get it. You all live close, don't you... How convenient. hhhhhhhhhhh | Wednesday, May 23, 2012 4:14:36 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I swear to God, Alexey, if I get just one more OPSMGR alert that your SQL jobs are failing, I'm gonna lose it. | Wednesday, May 23, 2012 12:25:15 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| new sales... absolutely dripping sex today | Wednesday, May 23, 2012 11:33:29 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @MalJNew @TaraCasanova @kelgoe @LennonImagine This release is a bunch of fuckin bullshit | Tuesday, May 22, 2012 12:39:24 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Niraj: "Don't give let him bring a magnifying glass! He should bring a guitar! He'll get laid" NIRAJ! The kid's 6 | Tuesday, May 22, 2012 1:37:41 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Alexey: "Joe. Did you ever have show and tell in school? What should my son bring? I don't want him to bring some stupid shit." | Tuesday, May 22, 2012 1:34:50 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Chip off the old mover! | Monday, May 21, 2012 9:26:15 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Drives me FUCKING crazy when I can hear people's earbuds from far away. Namely, my coworker in the next cube and people on the subway. STFU | Monday, May 21, 2012 1:47:33 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @pipeandcane Baller | Monday, May 21, 2012 12:26:51 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @maljnew Feel like I could throw up a thousand beers you guys. | Saturday, May 19, 2012 11:18:57 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| So Accounts Payable is a person now? http://t.co/Xh2094b | Friday, May 18, 2012 5:55:39 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| ok who's doin lines of coke off the new countertop? TK was the last one in the kitchen | Friday, May 18, 2012 4:58:46 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just wanted to point out that the chick in the FB timeline photon in Joe's Deluxe Spa is bangin: https://t.co/LxPWkpL | Friday, May 18, 2012 4:53:46 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| "you know what joe.. i just remembed last night this girl asked you to kiss her on the lips and you was like No" HA | Friday, May 18, 2012 12:43:23 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Coffee bag exploded all over me. Obviously, when people were looking. WOOF | Friday, May 18, 2012 10:56:21 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'd like to know how it is that some people have so much of their shit together and some people are fucking disasters. What differentiates? | Friday, May 18, 2012 2:57:54 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Barnes_S_nobles @kerbear88 Never awkward for me. My boss just laughs. In reply to @Barnes_S_nobles's tweet | Thursday, May 17, 2012 10:52:11 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Novellabella It's because a 4G iPhone is coming out next and Verizon does not want those people to get unlimited data In reply to @Novellabella's tweet | Thursday, May 17, 2012 9:41:54 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I almost walked straight into my boss because I was too busy looking the other way staring at the sales girl. #creeper #awkward | Thursday, May 17, 2012 9:39:15 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| The Yankees really suck this season, you guys. At least I can watch the Rangers | Wednesday, May 16, 2012 8:32:44 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| If ya didn't know you're bein' scammed, you're too fuckin' dumb to keep this job. If ya did know, you were in on it. Either way, you're out! | Wednesday, May 16, 2012 5:39:38 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| What? The land of the free? Whoever told you that is your enemy. | Wednesday, May 16, 2012 1:05:00 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| ABSOLUTE SMOKESTACK. bang bang | Wednesday, May 16, 2012 11:22:09 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| sluttface | Tuesday, May 15, 2012 12:03:27 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| My video card "broke" Got a brand new one. This is what you get for downgrading me, sir. | Tuesday, May 15, 2012 10:12:09 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @Frankalankster No reason why @VtotheFlo should be blocked b/c she only tweets about Fairfield Girl Problems. My tweets would get me fired In reply to @Frankalankster's tweet | Tuesday, May 15, 2012 9:25:44 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| It's scary that there are no #kellyomealiatweets during this game.. You there? | Monday, May 14, 2012 9:28:16 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Wags is hit or miss. SPOT on today. Like super bangable | Monday, May 14, 2012 4:56:21 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| IFassholes waste your entire morning, just kick back, stare at the hot new office manager and eat Grandma's chicken cutlet sangwich. WINNING | Monday, May 14, 2012 12:34:11 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| This dumb motherfucker... | Monday, May 14, 2012 12:24:40 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Is that the new office manager? Who is this> I need deets. | Monday, May 14, 2012 9:33:29 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Dan WOULD hire her. The minute she interviewed with him I was like... Her hotness got her the job. | Monday, May 14, 2012 9:23:36 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Welp, looks like we hired that absolute bombshell who caught me looking twice during her interview when I was getting a cup of coffee. hhhhh | Monday, May 14, 2012 9:22:07 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| @kellyomealia #kellyomealiatweets #NYR | Saturday, May 12, 2012 9:57:21 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Pretty sure my parents think I'm on drugs and am crazy. | Saturday, May 12, 2012 12:42:40 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| So. Tired. Must. Sleep | Friday, May 11, 2012 12:52:18 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| When I am not crushing some code, I grab a couple of brews and smash some bugs. | Thursday, May 10, 2012 12:49:33 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Stat: Rivera blew three of his first six saves when became the Yankees closer in 1997 | Thursday, May 10, 2012 1:32:52 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Now I'm buddies with DTink. Shoulda done that earlier. He coulda put in a good word with that marketing intern last summer. | Wednesday, May 09, 2012 11:15:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Ah jesus fuckin christ Dave Robertson. I'm no longer gay for you. This is why we need Mo in the 9th. Go back to the 8th | Wednesday, May 09, 2012 10:17:56 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Really lookin forward to leaving work at 1, drinking, then going to the Yankee game tomorrow, you guys | Wednesday, May 09, 2012 10:07:23 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| To hell with Nurses week. We need Brogrammer week: http://t.co/hB5e26H | Wednesday, May 09, 2012 10:38:38 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Also, for some reason I'd like to give a random shout out to Mike Starr | Wednesday, May 09, 2012 10:01:27 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Celebrate nurses week: Bang a nurse. | Wednesday, May 09, 2012 10:00:55 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Who's the dick that broke the build | Wednesday, May 09, 2012 9:13:25 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| What's the twitter rule if you tweet at someone who doesn't follow you but you're private. Can they still see it? | Tuesday, May 08, 2012 12:49:31 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| IT guy just downgraded my video card from a Radeon HD 4550 to a Radeon HD 2400 XT. The FUCK man? | Monday, May 07, 2012 4:36:53 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Lennon officially accused me of bruising her ass on Facebook and my boss replied "Oh My" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH | Monday, May 07, 2012 12:52:33 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @DadBoner: Was peepin' this babe named Sally Perez. Such a dynamite latina. Real generous in the caboose, lips, & chest beefer po ... | Sunday, May 06, 2012 11:33:46 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| So yeah. My Twitter was relatively tame considering the ridic events of yesterday. | Saturday, May 05, 2012 1:27:14 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| RT @ElBloombito: Feliz Cinco de Mayor to todos los Mexiquitos! | Saturday, May 05, 2012 1:13:59 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Little bit sloppy on the fuckin flip cup... I need to get my shit together, | Friday, May 04, 2012 6:29:07 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| I don't have enough swag for this shit. Can't compete. Bogus | Friday, May 04, 2012 6:00:37 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| MO!!!! "I'm coming back. Write it down in big letters. I'm not going out like this." | Friday, May 04, 2012 5:44:51 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Controller just told me to send my invoices to Accounts Payable.. You mean we have a department for this now? #gettingbighere | Friday, May 04, 2012 3:43:23 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| The Galaxy S III looks sexy, but Samsung doesn't get it. Touchwiz sucks and they still used a halfassed camera and pentile display | Friday, May 04, 2012 1:16:40 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Real bummed about Mo, you guys. | Friday, May 04, 2012 12:32:44 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm about to CUNCEL DA SAESON on the Yankees... | Friday, May 04, 2012 12:21:10 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Meg L sounds so hot on the phone | Thursday, May 03, 2012 3:26:27 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| At least my score's 69. yeah buddy get it | Thursday, May 03, 2012 12:40:35 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| *choking. Fuckin grammar failure and a half tonight. Jesus | Thursday, May 03, 2012 12:40:02 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Doing realllllll well in fantasy baseball this week, you guys... Where real well = chocking on a barrel of cocks: http://t.co/M3V5RmU | Thursday, May 03, 2012 12:39:27 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Bitch needs to get laid | Thursday, May 03, 2012 12:38:02 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Just got an email.. VP of CE at my company is the first person in my life I've ever seen use the word impotent not in reference to a penis. | Thursday, May 03, 2012 12:37:54 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Sales team new hires are on a different level than other new hires | Wednesday, May 02, 2012 10:55:59 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| BANG BANG | Wednesday, May 02, 2012 10:52:09 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Bunch of pansies over at Google/Youtube for pulling that Kate Upton Cat Daddy video. Come on. That wasn't bad at all | Wednesday, May 02, 2012 3:04:50 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| I'm worse than a fuckin professor at work. Might as well post public office hours, because motherfuckers are lined up to get shit from me. | Tuesday, May 01, 2012 9:15:20 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| @dannyrob88 @BriBTC What the hell's he supposed to do, talk to you the whole 35 minutes? Guy's tired and wants to rest after work In reply to @dannyrob88's tweet | Tuesday, May 01, 2012 8:08:36 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| "This company's life falls in Joe's hands" -Niraj | Tuesday, May 01, 2012 11:07:38 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Hey @dadboner, you're awesome and shit, but stop blowing up my twitter feed. | Monday, April 30, 2012 4:28:24 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| pay for my data plan bitches | Monday, April 30, 2012 3:30:54 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Call me maybe on my business card. reel in all the fly honeys | Monday, April 30, 2012 1:17:06 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| Me: "I think this coffee is decaf" Christina: "That's grounds for disciplinary action" | Monday, April 30, 2012 10:33:39 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| You brought tequila back from Mexico? That'll come in handy for the office Tres, Cuatro and Cinco De Mayo celebrations! Thanks Tara! | Monday, April 30, 2012 10:25:52 AM | Twitter Web Client |
| Pretty sure there are two cats fucking outside the window. It sounds ridiculous | Sunday, April 29, 2012 7:58:01 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| From now on, I want you to put an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin! | Sunday, April 29, 2012 6:11:53 PM | Twitter Web Client |
| "You know you're a lying, lowlife motherfucking gambling degenerate prick. You know that's what you are?" | Sunday, April 29, 2012 6:06:24 PM | Twitter Web Client |