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"Is always reliefs when Selenium test is pass always one day before release" Friday, March 23, 2012 10:59:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Sometimes you just want to shake a bitch Thursday, March 22, 2012 7:11:47 PMTwitter Web Client
What kind of a fake assed Dunkin Donuts runs out of iced coffee... Thursday, March 22, 2012 5:23:02 PMTwitter Web Client
Hacking with Alexey! We just did a proof of concept by hijacking session cookies and logging in as another user. And fixed the flaw! Thursday, March 22, 2012 10:39:43 AMTwitter Web Client
@nyJULZmd doesn't matter. pic is freaky is hell.
In reply to @nyJULZmd's tweet
Thursday, March 22, 2012 9:17:39 AMTwitter Web Client
@nyJULZmd I think your neck might be missing in your profile picture Thursday, March 22, 2012 2:11:06 AMTwitter Web Client
@ShavingFoams that's @respectapole to you, sir!
In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet
Thursday, March 22, 2012 2:08:53 AMTwitter Web Client
@Novellabella if you don't like respectapole, you can try Studio Goddess Polelates, Mix of the Trix or Vertical Vixens. I don't make this up Thursday, March 22, 2012 2:07:15 AMTwitter Web Client
@ShavingFoams @Novellabella May I suggest scheduling some pole dancing classes? http://www.secure-booker.com/respectapole/MakeAppointment/Results.aspx
In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet
Thursday, March 22, 2012 2:05:45 AMTwitter Web Client
Thank you reddit for unintentionally teaching me what pitted keratolysis is. Assholes. BRB while I vomit. Thursday, March 22, 2012 2:02:46 AMTwitter Web Client
These two VPs they just hired are fucking outside of their minds and cray to the max Wednesday, March 21, 2012 10:19:57 PMTwitter Web Client
Hi! I'm awesome. What's your name? Wednesday, March 21, 2012 3:22:59 PMTwitter Web Client
You don't need no estick Wednesday, March 21, 2012 10:53:29 AMTwitter Web Client
They've got some fuckin nerve putting unskippable video ads in Draw Something. Ya think my battery wants to deal with this shit? Tuesday, March 20, 2012 10:19:55 PMTwitter Web Client
The entire marketing department is driving me batshit cray Tuesday, March 20, 2012 1:17:30 PMTwitter Web Client
@michellemm22 If anyone asks me for account passwords, I would never work there. That's insanity.
In reply to @michellemm22's tweet
Tuesday, March 20, 2012 11:39:14 AMTwitter Web Client
I introduce you to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster! http://t.co/1v8a7qz Tuesday, March 20, 2012 2:43:29 AMTwitter Web Client
I hope the IT guy won't be mad tomorrow that I am dumping 25 gigs of disk images to the company share drive over VPN. F it. We've got 6TB Tuesday, March 20, 2012 12:58:49 AMTwitter Web Client
@mich_amore Yes! It's someone in a shower with a bottle in their hair. what else would it be
In reply to @mich_amore's tweet
Monday, March 19, 2012 8:45:42 PMTwitter Web Client
@mich_amore @Waspito Shut up. I can't draw for shit. marc's been looking at my stick figures since freshman yr study hall so he knows
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Monday, March 19, 2012 8:43:15 PMTwitter Web Client
Holy shit I'm fat. I need to like get my shit together. Monday, March 19, 2012 8:41:57 PMTwitter Web Client
My boss: "Some things are just better not explained. There's no good way to put certain things" BAHAHAH. BALLER Monday, March 19, 2012 9:20:18 AMTwitter Web Client
What's this bullshit our C02 has a hole in it... Can we not get ghetto ass kegs in this office?! Friday, March 16, 2012 6:52:54 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm in ur MVCs compiling 1.0 code on MVC 3.0. Y it no work? Derp Friday, March 16, 2012 4:29:22 PMTwitter Web Client
@__JLu Old man Abusers
In reply to @__JLu's tweet
Friday, March 16, 2012 2:46:21 PMTwitter Web Client
They put an input button inside an anchor tag! You've gotta be shitting me... Someone redo our website please. Friday, March 16, 2012 2:45:57 PMTwitter Web Client
@ShavingFoams @Novellabella No way! She was obviously talking about Sauter mean diameter
In reply to @ShavingFoams's tweet
Friday, March 16, 2012 1:27:23 PMTwitter Web Client
Wagner just told me the snacks on my desk look like dog treats. She might need to get a spanking for that one... Friday, March 16, 2012 1:21:32 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @Yankees: OFFICIAL: @Yankees re-sign LHP Andy Pettitte to 1-year Minor League contract with invitation to Major League Spring Training. Friday, March 16, 2012 1:16:01 PMTwitter Web Client
That email bug is cray. Ain't it Jay? Fix it now Friday, March 16, 2012 12:21:30 PMTwitter Web Client
@DEVOPS_BORAT always says stuff that relates perfectly to what I do everyday. It's crazy Friday, March 16, 2012 10:56:35 AMTwitter Web Client
@Nettiz1 You better watch out @Novellabella doesn't show up on set for ya. She stalks celebrities.
In reply to @Nettiz1's tweet
Friday, March 16, 2012 12:10:40 AMTwitter Web Client
This new Gchat UI in iGoogle looks like crap. I'm telling you. Google's UI team really, really sucks Thursday, March 15, 2012 8:49:05 PMTwitter Web Client
My boss is hysterical: "I hope that compressed air stuff isn't bad for you because I always spray my kids with it" Thursday, March 15, 2012 3:17:53 PMTwitter Web Client
I still can't believe HBO cancelled Luck... Bunch of fuckup trainers on the set must have been why those horses were injured Thursday, March 15, 2012 10:34:54 AMTwitter Web Client
Alexey! Stop bullshitting with Casey and fix my fucking shit Thursday, March 15, 2012 9:47:17 AMTwitter Web Client
Not pleased right now... Thursday, March 15, 2012 9:44:25 AMTwitter Web Client
@BriBTC http://t.co/pb3q7LA
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Wednesday, March 14, 2012 7:42:35 PMTwitter Web Client
The need to start pumping colder AC on these subways... It's March already and roasting Wednesday, March 14, 2012 9:09:14 AMTwitter Web Client
Forgot how much I missed green tea and how I used to pound that all night long working on papers in school Tuesday, March 13, 2012 10:15:36 AMTwitter Web Client
It would be nice if Verizon released the 4.0.4 bugfix for the Galaxy Nexus on the grounds that I NEVER FUCKING HAVE INTERNET ON MY PHONE Monday, March 12, 2012 9:31:18 PMTwitter Web Client
2 bugs, 1 testcase.... DISGUSTING MAN... NASTY Monday, March 12, 2012 3:53:43 PMTwitter Web Client
What a dumbass: http://t.co/79FkXXr Monday, March 12, 2012 2:14:29 AMTwitter Web Client
Why do I have $32 in singles? I wasn't stripping, was I? Sunday, March 11, 2012 3:54:50 PMTwitter Web Client
I love finding money EVERYWHERE when I get home from the bar. It's like: Fuck I spent a lot, then I find money all over the place and its ok Sunday, March 11, 2012 3:52:43 PMTwitter Web Client
Would be nice if this giant ass bruise on my arm disappeared. it's over a week and i look like I got hit by a train Saturday, March 10, 2012 1:29:50 AMTwitter Web Client
Bunch of studs: http://t.co/MXBSBhs It's not in flash either. Friday, March 09, 2012 11:06:48 PMTwitter Web Client
Then they wonder why I hit the bottle... And I'm not even drinking anymore..... Friday, March 09, 2012 10:43:35 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @PissedPikachu It's Friday night which only means one thing: gettin smashed with my bros Charizard and Blastoise Friday, March 09, 2012 7:02:39 PMTwitter Web Client
Broke the seal before leaving work. HHHHHHH Friday, March 09, 2012 7:01:14 PMTwitter Web Client
I work with a bunch of alcoholics, you guys. Friday, March 09, 2012 5:56:40 PMTwitter Web Client
@Novellabella Protip: Exit library. Enter bar. Drink. Enjoyyy. IDK any post grad who goes to a college library. Jesus
In reply to @Novellabella's tweet
Friday, March 09, 2012 4:29:58 PMTwitter Web Client
Also, check in here: https://t.co/MhK1CbW Friday, March 09, 2012 4:25:59 PMTwitter Web Client
My boss just taught me the BEST drinking game ever. Friday, March 09, 2012 4:25:52 PMTwitter Web Client
My twitter: only useful for foursquare checkins, rants and updates about wagner's ass Friday, March 09, 2012 2:57:33 PMTwitter Web Client
Wagner needs to stop walking by my desk if she wants her ass to not be stared at anymore. This is ridiculous Friday, March 09, 2012 2:56:44 PMTwitter Web Client
Alexey, my fav Russian, just corrected the Marketing VP's grammar. He was like.. I don't speak perfect English, but this guy makes no sense Friday, March 09, 2012 2:40:17 PMTwitter Web Client
@tomwcleary @MirrorFairfield BAHAHAHAH. What are they judging on? Past awesomeness?
In reply to @tomwcleary's tweet
Friday, March 09, 2012 1:25:36 PMTwitter Web Client
RT @DEVOPS_BORAT: Life of devops in 6 word: "I thought it was staging database" Friday, March 09, 2012 1:12:38 PMTwitter Web Client
This no meat thing during Lent is a bunch of bullshit. SO it's not ok to eat a burger, but it IS ok for me to get shitfaced later... #bogus Friday, March 09, 2012 1:12:25 PMTwitter Web Client
Ya know... sometimesssssssssss...... Friday, March 09, 2012 1:45:27 AMTwitter Web Client
OMG the iPad HD.. I'm gonna cum Thursday, March 08, 2012 12:43:11 AMTwitter Web Client
See.. They searched my bag... But they missed the gat in my belt... Dumbasses. Thursday, March 08, 2012 12:42:25 AMTwitter Web Client
They searched me again in Grand Central today. No liberty anymore in this shithole country... Thursday, March 08, 2012 12:41:57 AMTwitter Web Client
PROTIP: Make sure your automated backups DO NOT backup the backup files. #imsuchadumbass #awfulsysadmin Wednesday, March 07, 2012 10:46:45 AMTwitter Web Client
I just can't get over how fucking awesome I am Wednesday, March 07, 2012 2:01:39 AMTwitter Web Client
WHAT THE FUCK? Google rebranded the android market and renamed it Google Play? And Goog Music was combined with it? Cray Cray Tuesday, March 06, 2012 9:32:42 PMTwitter Web Client
Wagner's amazing rack... Tuesday, March 06, 2012 5:27:43 PMTwitter Web Client
Made it through the day without coffee Monday, March 05, 2012 5:56:41 PMTwitter Web Client
"It's not that it slipped. It just slipped a week" Monday, March 05, 2012 11:25:12 AMTwitter Web Client
Niraj is absolutely KILLING it today Monday, March 05, 2012 11:24:58 AMTwitter Web Client
Sometimes, you just need a fresh day. Think I found the buggy bug. Sunday, March 04, 2012 12:32:57 PMTwitter Web Client
Fuck. It failed again. I think the data structure was wrong in the database. If this doesn't work, I'm calling it a night Sunday, March 04, 2012 2:51:57 AMTwitter Web Client
Welp, it's not that my new code broke anything or caused crashes... It's just that it doesn't work. WOOF Sunday, March 04, 2012 2:47:24 AMTwitter Web Client
bitches and hos Sunday, March 04, 2012 2:30:59 AMTwitter Web Client
Ah crap, I think I broke this twitter importer bullshit... Sunday, March 04, 2012 1:45:42 AMTwitter Web Client
Testing! Sunday, March 04, 2012 1:40:41 AMTwitter Web Client
I think I lost all credibility from those last two tweets... I should be out smacking babes asses up in Springfield with the guys Saturday, March 03, 2012 10:04:24 PMTwitter Web Client
My mom is currently listening to Moves like Jagger and she thinks the lyrics are "I've got to move myself" Saturday, March 03, 2012 10:03:12 PMTwitter Web Client
SO proud of me. Just compiled PECL oauth into php5 on Ubuntu, then got a successful JSON REST response from Twitter! teh geekiness! Saturday, March 03, 2012 10:00:29 PMTwitter Web Client
@MalJNew mess
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Saturday, March 03, 2012 7:44:22 PMTwitter Web Client
Disney Cruise ship just passed by! NYC! Friday, March 02, 2012 5:12:46 PMTwitter Web Client
Twitter people: No I don't have a sister. Friday, March 02, 2012 10:59:58 AMTwitter Web Client
100% bum. 100% unreliable...... FML Friday, March 02, 2012 1:50:45 AMTwitter Web Client
My flawless logic has a flaw in it.. WOOF Wednesday, February 29, 2012 3:19:22 PMTwitter Web Client
Just called the COO out because he said that Blackberries don't use WebKit. He missed the user agent string that clearly says Webkit. Ha Wednesday, February 29, 2012 9:27:43 AMTwitter Web Client
Holy shit, I just used jquery.load for the first time #noob Wednesday, February 29, 2012 2:21:10 AMTwitter Web Client
Check out my random tweet generator. It will randomly display one of my tweets between now and 2009. #timewaster: http://t.co/QMi490J Wednesday, February 29, 2012 1:40:11 AMTwitter Web Client
Just factory reset the company iPad and installed iOS5. First order of business: install Temple Run Monday, February 27, 2012 5:16:04 PMTwitter Web Client
"You cannot currently allowed to place this order" Nice. Monday, February 27, 2012 2:10:41 PMTwitter Web Client
I'm testing these apostrophe's stupid asses. "Also, this is in quotes" Fucking character encoding, breaking my scripts. ' ' " " Monday, February 27, 2012 3:57:40 AMTwitter Web Client
Fucking fail. I tried to send @Colithika a heart, but I sent greater than 3 instead Monday, February 27, 2012 2:10:59 AMTwitter Web Client
@Colithika You should use it jokerface
In reply to @Colithika's tweet
Monday, February 27, 2012 12:43:23 AMTwitter Web Client
Netbook screen resolution is absolutely disgusting. 1024x600. Can't fit a fuckin thing on this screen Sunday, February 26, 2012 9:47:27 PMTwitter Web Client
Just saying, in a perfect world, I'd have no problem banging Giada, then afterwards she should cook me some fine Italian food. Sunday, February 26, 2012 9:44:22 PMTwitter Web Client
It's like 3AM. No one is on the road. Shut the fucking sirens off. Lights would be enough. Asses. Saturday, February 25, 2012 2:53:53 AMTwitter Web Client
Princess kitty booboo fuck Friday, February 24, 2012 11:42:08 AMTwitter Web Client
I should be a surgeon. I'm good as hell Thursday, February 23, 2012 9:53:28 PMTwitter Web Client
Derick: "Man, that Control+Shift+V in Chrome totally changed my life." Wednesday, February 22, 2012 12:44:04 PMTwitter Web Client
php for fun #nolife Tuesday, February 21, 2012 9:26:43 PMTwitter Web Client